Duck Call Room - Justin Martin's Babies Shock Uncle Si with Their Tracking Technology

Episode Date: November 3, 2022

Martin's wife, Brittany, found a new gadget to help with the twins' gas relief, and Martin learned the hard way how quickly it starts working. John-David's parents have decorated for Christmas, and the boys discuss how early is TOO early to put up the holiday cheer. Martin already has his idea for his boys' first Christmas card photo. Stone realizes Uncle Si and the twins have a lot in common. Martin has rediscovered all his old favorite sitcoms during 3:00 a.m. feedings. Si is blown away by how far baby technology has come. And the boys answer a fan question: Can you forgive someone even when they haven't asked for forgiveness? -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ladies and gentlemen, we're back. Welcome back to Justin Martin. Jay Stone, Uncle Sy, Johnny Dee, baby. All right, what's going to be the subject of today? We should talk about our feelings and cry some more. I'm just kidding. Peanut butter pie.

That is what we're talking about. Peanut butter pie. That's on so much. Oh, let me tell you something. Is it good? His wife texted me last night, said you're going to be at the office this week. I said, I'm going to be in and out. wow what's up you know i was thinking she we something was wrong i was like man i've been kind of

out of touch are we out of something are we are we this or we that she said there's a business in trouble she sent me a picture of a pie she said well i just want to make sure you get this and i said oh oh okay and she said it's peanut butter well look this is weird right yeah my neighbor just made us a peanut butter pie the other night brought it over when she made roast i never had one before. Me and it. And I looked at it and I said, yeah, yeah, that looks pretty good. Do they look the same?

They look identical. Huh. Yeah, Graham Cracker crust, that same kind of light brown color. But that neighbor when I took a fort, and I didn't even take a cut, I just, I said, I got to know. I mean, it's just me and Brittany. We ain't trying to presentation on this thing. And I took a bite of it, and I said, that's dangerous.

That right there, because then that led to another. That would be hard to eat. What is? Just the opposite. No, it's so easy to eat. You eat the whole thing in about 48 hours. That's right. Looking it up.

Because every time I walk by the refrigerator, I popped it out on the deal. I took a plastic fort. And then once I had a big enough spot, I just left the fork in there with it. Does it look like this? You pull the christian. Yep. That's what it looks like. Similar, yeah, very similar.

It is. This says that is peanut butter, heavy cream and cream cheese. That's pretty much what it tasted like. Interested. That's what it is. It looked like a potato pie. Yeah. Oh, no.

You whipped one up by a week ago. And we asked people over for dinner. And I said, what is that? She said, peanut butter pie. And I thought like you did, Sire. I thought. That'd be hard to eat to me. It just seemed like.

It seemed like it'd be too rich to eat. But this thing was so light. And it was like Reese's cup on steroids. Oh. If you like Reese's Cup, this is 10 times better in a Reese's Cup. Yeah, it's smooth. Smooth. Like putting that with that heavy cream and that cream cheese just smooth out that peanut butter.

I think so it's got to be just a light on the peanut butter. And it's got a gram cracker crust. Well, you can't go wrong with Gras. She used a sugar-free cool whip in there instead of heavy cream. That's fine. I'm good with that. It's stupid good. It's the one thing that I know of so far that the W.

sauce doesn't make better. You don't need dubby sauce for peanut butter pie. Don't put w sauce on peanut butter pie. You don't need it for that. It is proof that the Lord loves us and gives us blessings every day. I guarantee you. That one, that one Ms. Buzwa

made by neighbor, I was like, wow. And then Anna sent me that picture. I said, okay, I just threw that 10 away from that other one. Yeah, we got room for him. Run it back. Yep. We got plenty of room for him. When I took a bite out of it, I immediately thought of Martin. because I know he loves those greases. And I thought, oh, I said Martin would love it.

He has heard himself for me. You need to make Martin one of these pies, so she did. But you don't know about Martin, and Martin does love peanut butter. I got a thing of Creamy Jeff in my pantry at all times with a spoon really close. I'm not Ted Lasso. I don't leave the top off of it and go in there stick my finger in it, but there's a spoon really close to a jar of peanut butter at my house at all times. Boy likes peanut butter. I love it.

Crunchy, smooth, it don't matter. We don't make it different. No, love it all. But people have been bringing you a lot of food? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, you know it's good because, hey, ducks love them. What, peanuts?

Yeah. Mm-hmm. They'll stuff their crawl till you literally have one sticking out their mouth. That's why I'm a duck hunter. I'm serious. I'm serious. They love peanuts. I love peanuts.

They love rice. I love rice. I know. Horn. I can't feel grab them out of their guzzle and then break them won't meet them. Goosal. I'm serious. I'm serious.

That's a crop for... Hey, Johnny Day, look up, Goozle on it. Gooseal. Oh, goozle, Don. Guzal. Hey, the first time I picked one up, I thought it was something wrong with him. Yeah. Because I'm talking about, you know, he was just, it was just packed, you know.

I said, hey, you can't eat these ducks. There's something wrong with him. And he's all busted out laughing. And he said, hey, that's peanuts. He's full of. I said, what? And then Phil grabbed and squeezed him and started making him spit out peanuts. That's kind of gross.

Did Phil eat one of the peanuts? No, no, I'll see it. From the guzzle. He ate one of the raw peanut. He's in the shell. He just cracked the shell open, you know, and ate some peanut. It's on one of the videos, like Duckman 4 maybe or 3 or 4 or something. Well, nothing wrong with it.

When they made the video in two weeks out of Texas. It takes them a while to digest this stuff, sir. Back in the days when the Duckman videos were easy to make, just go to Texas for two weeks. They had a whole video. That's right. Sit on the pond. Nowadays, it takes about three years. Hey, don't tell them that.

Once another creature has eaten something, though, that's theirs. But it ain't digested. It's just sitting there. It's just sitting there. It goes in your mouth. It's yours. A sack like in a sock. I'm serious.

And, hey, then their gizzard gets involved in. It starts grinding them down, boys. So, Cy, would you eat like, you know, deer, love alfalfa they eat it it just goes into a sack would you get it out there and eat no because they they re-chew theirs okay they'll come back up and chew the wires swallow it lay down bit it back up chew it again so you draw the line on peanut yeah yeah yeah anything in a hole it's okay hey if it's not in a hole no forget that needs protection oh that's funny And a deer, me and the man over there that's running the joint for deer management,

me, his daughter, and then Chad and his daughter went out and was managing the herd last time. We had this little, it was a dough management day. That's it. How many did y'all get? We got three. There you go. The girl shot one and I shot one. And mine, you know, the girl said, you shot that little baby.

It was a two-year-old doe. but I thought she was broadside. Wrong, it's a bad shot. I hit the shoulder, come out the gut. It was all right, though. Quarter to you. Oh, yeah. It was a good shot.

That ain't terrible with a rifle. Oh, yeah, but hey, for the man cleaning it, rough. Yeah. Are you saying, you weren't the man cleaning it? I was the man cleaning. I felt sorry for chat. No, once the deer hit the concrete, so I was in his truck. That was it.

I said, well, boy, I'm going to get out. I said, look, all I'm going to be is in y'all's way. I'm going to the house. They said, get out of here, old man. You don't know what you need to do. I sent you a picture of those years. Let me get out y'all's way. Tell me when the backstraps are done.

That's where you're at. Give me a call. Yeah, give me a call when you got it frying up. Yeah. Then we'll be good. Oh, yeah. No, no. There's the picture.

Yeah. Unless you got her birth certificate. It's going to be hard for me to say she's two. The one BK shot was, I mean, you know, hey. All them other two was full grown. Well, no, no, because what they did, one of the one at BK shot, she ran it up and just started knocking all the other ones away from the stuff we had out. Oh, bully.

You know, BK said, that's been there for I'm fix you to shoot her. That is how it went down. And she popped. If she popped her. Well, made her mad that old dope popped a little. old earlop a little old bitty one. That's what happened. You bully people, you get shot.

We do not hate. We're like old Tommy Lee Jones. Tommy Lee Jones. I hate rudeness in a person and I won't tolerate. I hate rudeness. I hate rudeness in the deer and I won't tolerate. That's it. Boy, them two are full grown.

That one on the right hurt my back a little bit. Yeah. It was a heavy. So I shot the one like he would have been dragging. her out. Well, no, I like it. I can get her. Well, no, no. I like a way you just grab him by the ear and throw him back in his pick up, go home.

Ain't even got to hook up your oxygen. Ain't even got to hook up the oxygen. He wasn't winded. Lightweight, boy. Boy, that looks like fun. I remember when I used to go. No, no. Look, we sit there and play. No, no, look. We used to sit there for like 30 minutes playing

musical deer. Musical deer. Yeah, they're all standing together in a wide. And I said, you know if we was lawbreakers, we could We could shoot one time and drop about four. I said, but we got a little way to, are they all clear out? That's when Mama started jumping up

and knocking everybody around. You know, clear out. There you go. You know a way to get them out of a wad? Get you food out of a pile. Get you a log and then stretch it down to log and then they'll all stand up. They're getting a line.

They get away from each other then. That's pro-baiting tip. Not that I bait a lot, But, yeah, if you'll get you a log and then stretch it down that log, then they get in a straight line. Even if you do, it's for management purposes. But, hey, look, make sure you turn that log like perpendicular to you. That way they stand in their broad side. You don't want to do this.

Okay, you put it this way where you're looking at them and they line up. Not just management. They are a fine source of protein. Well, no. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Tablefare is excellent. Yeah, give me the straps off any of them.

I'm cool with it. Yeah, they're hanging in the cooler as we speak. Yeah, boy, that'd be fine there. Well, that's what hunting's like. And we've seen, what, two little button heads, or I should say spikes, and then we're seeing, he probably was a six point. I didn't see his brow times. I don't know if he had them.

I know he was a four point. There you go. It was fun. Deer hunting with Uncle Si. All right, look. Well, let's take our first break. We'll be back right after this. All right, look.

springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. And y'all know. We love to eat beef around here. And that's what, because of our friends over at Tritels beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Cy Robertson would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef come to him. But with Tritale's, you know. Triedales beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way.

Triedails comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch, so they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living,

you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Triedails Beef. I know in size case, Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah.

Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Like BK says, beat on the ground. That's her line. Meet on the ground, boys. That's right. As soon as she shoots, meet on the ground, boys.

Where does she got that from? Well, hey. Oh, she makes those noises. It's scary. She'll get in the truck and go, oh, whoa, whoa. Good grief. Good night, boys. No, no.

Since we got that. She's been hanging out with you too long. No, no. You know, I just got my vest on and everything, you know. and they both say her and me to walk through them and tell me, well, what do you, hey, are we going deer hunting or not? Y'all and I said, hey, girls. I said, look, they're getting everything ready.

Patience is my job. That's it. You know, they're ready to go. Amen, me too. Very impatient. They are impatient. House arrest about over for me. Yeah, when are you getting back?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, but I've had about all the four walls I can stand. Because yesterday was terrible. I ain't going to lie. Rough one? Rough one yesterday. These kids have been great kids the whole time.

Yesterday. He said they're having a growth spurt. They wanted to eat every 45 minutes an hour. Nothing you could do could calm them down. Even the bottle didn't call them down. Feed me. They just big mad. Yeah, they just mad.

That's just mad. That's that. Feed me. And make it. And gassy. Ooh, gassy. I can't imagine. Because that last one we had, she was a bone.

to be chewed but i can't imagine having two of them at the same time oh no anytime you want to you you just come on over well martin can show you well yeah the old bullfrogs keeps asking when's him martin baby is going to be ready to babysit hey when i feel like that one person can handle both of them she's in if anybody can do it is her yeah man it's just also i figured out something else uh you know we've talked about jason phil's phone manners Phone etiquette. Jason Phil had the same phone etiquette as a man with two brand new baby twins. No, no, no.

It's like, no answer, no response, but I get it. But I thought to myself and I'd chuckle. I'd say, you know, Martin with two brand new baby twins has the same phone manners as Jace does. Yeah. But Jace don't have any babies. Well, yeah, he does. He does have a baby now. about that. Oh no, they got one. But hey, that, that ain't, that's a Robertson trait. Oh, I know. I'm well aware. We hate phones. I try to get back to everybody at the end of the day. But like, right now, if you call on a 12, 3, 6, or 9, you're out.

Yeah. Not answered. I'll try to get back to you. But yesterday, there was no getting back to anybody because there was just sit you phone down and you got to wrestle these kids. And, man, it was rough. You look well rested. Yeah, well, I slept from 9 to 12 today before we did this. That's good. A.m.? Yes, A.m. I was always amazed. I couldn't feed them fast enough, man. Well, that's the way yesterday was.

No, no, seriously. I was watching Chris Dan, and I said, you know, because it's... Here's what I'll tell you on this deal. Brittany had this deal to relieve the gas of them boys. That's wild. The other thing you shove in their rectum. and it like you rub her belly and it'll like whistle and when it whistles that means the gas come through and there's a barrage behind it like you better have that diaper ready so

this is new to me yeah i ain't heard of this one i don't remember what it's called but i ordered about 30 more of them after i saw how well it worked and how quick it got the fussiness down oh wow but it'll it'll just like you put it in there and then and when you hear that pack up there there ain't no type that diaper better be there or you best to have a mess on your hands and uh but once we did that it was one of the most bizarre things i've ever witnessed i gagged on the second one and uh my face was way too close and um but it worked they calmed down that was the longest calm stretch they had all days i was like i'm i'm buying more of these like there's something made by freed up baby or something i don't know it's just a little tube you go it's a gas relief yeah

except you you you stop it from the bottom you open the valve at the bottom that's wow once you open that valve yeah you better be ready but then they just like they chill now when you put it in there the reaction is as you would expect not good not okay but once they get the relief they're like oh i get it now so they're grumpy and then that happens and then they get real mad for a second and then when the relief comes they're like oh i'm chill so it was uh yeah things you didn't know existed she said i got these things and we looked at it and you'd like put coconut oil on the end of it and you just is that just for babies yeah well i mean it may work on you probably need a bigger nozzle though they're probably going to need more

than a diaper may need a bed sheet or something or may need to do it in the bathtub or you can get away from it yeah yeah all we ever had for that was like some medicine no oh i found it there you go the gas passer there you go they come in king's eyes do they what is this a candy bar no it ain't that it's the exact opposite of happiness oh man windy the gas pass there's windy that's what it was windy i knew it was somebody comes in a 10 pack yeah you can buy them on a 30 pack on amazon That's news to me. There you go. See things you learn.

Technology, boys. Yeah, I don't think that was a thing when I had kids. Hey, I'm telling you right now, miracle worker. Oh, yeah, everything's come a long way, boys. It ain't nothing but a piece of plastic. No. You go, when that thing whistles, man. You better get out the way.

It's like a train station. It whistles. No, but hey, the engineer just blew the horn because there's a train coming by. Yeah. When that air releases, you better get out the way. You better move all valuables out the way because it's coming. Oh, boy. It's like old Doc Holiday.

It's coming and hell's coming with it. That's right. But the immediate relief along the baby makes you realize, okay, that somebody was thinking here. Well, I imagine they probably adapt pretty quickly. Yeah. What's that? And then, oh, wait a minute. Oh, yeah, that's all right.

They're three weeks old now and growing like a weed. Like we're getting rid of clothes and it's, it's, they ain't fitting in stuff no more. Oh, boy. It's, uh, it's wild. Wendy's got great reviews on Amazon. Hey, I'll give them one. That thing works now. It works.

I'm telling you right now it works. So if you're a new parent and you've got a baby with gas problem, don't depend on just them drops. That's right. Hey. Wendy, the gas pass. You can, you can take matters into your own hands. You can take charge of this and solve it. Yeah. You just better be quick. Don't mess around with that diaper.

The problem is, is you got it open, though, so inevitably you get peed on. We both got peed on usually. Yeah. So, but it's whatever it is. You know, it's, hey, babies, man. I'm learning stuff every stinking day. I just learned something.

There you go. But today they're chill. Like today they've been, but yesterday was not okay. They were just not. I was questioning things yesterday. I was like, uh-uh. These wolves are hungry boys. I can't, I can't keep up with this.

I cannot physically keep up with it. You've got to give me an hour or something. He said, I cannot do this. They gave you three. That was this morning. Oh, that's right. Yesterday was this much. This much yesterday.

Just think about having four of them. Why? Why would you do that? No, no, I'm serious because there's people that have quadruplets. Yeah, and I feel bad for them. No, no. How do you have? It makes me thankful for twins.

Yeah. You got to hire somebody. Yeah, you can't. You go and have to take out a loan and tell the bank, look, here's what I'm using it for. Maybe you'll get it back one day. I don't know. You know, because at two, you consider hiring help. I can tell you that right now.

I didn't see my sister when she had twins for like four or five months. Yeah. Yeah, there's a reason why. Or my mom. Yeah. She was like, yeah, I'm. Yeah, mom's been there. My mom's been there.

Yeah, you've done an adjustment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're telling me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Unreal. It's crazy. It is crazy times. But they're, you know, again, if it's like today, there's no problem. They eat. They stay awake for 30 minutes. They go sleep. Yesterday they eat. They stayed away for 30 minutes and then they turned into Wild Wild West. Like, it didn't matter. You walked, you rocked. Did everything you could think of. Didn't matter. Until. that helped that gave them an hour that gave you an hour to get you wits about you my sister and

brother-in-law told that getting dominated like yeah we would know that they were like yeah we got dominated yeah yeah yesterday was one of them days they won yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah your brother-in-law's like johnny wringo oh oh you don't even know who's johnny ringo is he's just a little high as strong that's not he bouncing around a lot he comes to a bad end and I'll just give you that uh well let's take another break we'll be back right after this I saw your mom went ahead and got after it. What's up with decorating for Christmas in October? I don't know.

I decorate early. I will fully admit. A lot of people do. Right before Thanksgiving, I'm putting the lights up and all that. But then I was on a retreat this weekend with some dudes from church. And then I went and ate dinner at my parents' house last night. And I walked in and there's Christmas trees and it's October. And they're everywhere.

And I was like, huh. And I said, well, I'm a post about this, and what I learned was that people are either really mad that she would do such a thing or really happy. No in between. Really? No, no. No, whenever you decorate for Christmas matters to other people, and I don't really get that. Why is that?

Why would you be mad at somebody? That it's a joyous time of the year for that person. Yeah. Now, I consider it aggressive, but it doesn't upset me. Yeah. It was aggressive. There's a guy that when I go down the fields, okay, he just put them out. He puts, you know, Christmas lights everywhere, puts the things out in the yard, dears, and, you know, he does it.

I mean, he goes whole hog. Yeah. Hey, it makes him happy. Is that the same guy who had the RV out there with the, with the, no, no, that's the other guy. The cousin Eddie holding. Yeah, that's the other guy. Holding the hose. Did you say that thing?

Uh-uh. Down by Phil's house? Oh, no, no. Hold the way there. It's hilarious. Look, I'll tell you right where it's that. It's right fast where you see the signs is prey on. Yeah.

Yeah. The next house. So this guy. I thought it was somebody actually out there sitting in front of it. No, you know. It was Uncle Eddie. You got a mannequin of Uncle Eddie out there empty and the crapper. Because it's full.

It's full. There's a big sign. Like on Christmas vacation And on the sign it says It's full It's full Except that's not what it says Yeah

It says what we said in the movie Yeah And I laugh every time I drop by it No no I had to stop Because I actually thought It was somebody in there Oh yeah

Oh it's a full-size Oh Scott If he runs that back Will you take a selfie Oh yeah Stop and take a selfie Oh yeah If he runs that back

Just let me know I'm driving down there Oh no it's worth me Well I'm thinking I'll take the boys down there And take a picture Yeah Put them out in front of it

because there's never been a more true statement of an infant than that. That's right. It's full. It's full. I'm going to take Sia over and put him in front of it. Yeah. Take a picture. Get him a bathrobe.

Yeah. And just have Sive be the other Uncle Ed. Bathrobe, a cigar, and one of those, one of those hats. Yeah. You can get that out of Jason's truck. Jay's the only man still rocking him hat. The bomber hat. He loves them.

The old bomber. hat. That's funny. I gave him his first one. He wore the things and it was slam, just, it was rags. Man, a lie. But yeah, people have opinions is what I learned. Yeah, I'm more of a Thanksgiving, like Thanksgiving get here and then decorate

for Christmas. But again, your mom did it in October. I find it aggressive. It doesn't make me mad and it doesn't make me happy. You're very indifferent about it. If that would have been Christmas music play and I would have had to call it Yeah, if it had been a very Neville Christmas playing, then... Hey, Kay goes with the music.

Okay, because now, oh, no, it's Christmas shit. Christmas what? Music. Oh, yeah. Well, Kay don't take her tree down until April, so... Well, hey, you know. I mean, it's barely just had time to get put up, so... I remember when, uh...

Well, the only reason she takes it down is she's found something else to bring into the house, and there ain't a workplace to put it. That's right. Another two dogs. I'm serious. I'm serious. The spig of dogs, I remember when Bobo was just a little puppy, and he was about this long. And I walked in there, and Sao was laying on the couch, taking him a nap.

And I saw his beard start to move. Bobo was under it. And I saw Bobo stuck his little head out from underneath, right in the middle of Saiz's beard. That was the last time Bobo was innocent. That was the end of Bobo's innocence right there. But now she's got them two little, little, miniature rat terrier puppies B.B. and Bobo. Bobo never dies. She just gets another one. Those generations. Lace. Yeah. And names him Bobo. Used to be Jesse. Yeah. And then we swapped.

Swapped to Boe to Jay J.J. to Jesse. Bobo was Jesse James the fifth or something. And somehow he got hung with Bobo. And now we've started over on Bobos and BBs and Bobos and Dudaz. Ain't no tell them what it'll end up being by the other. It's a zoo over there. When my dog goes, I'm going to take a nice solid dog break. Yeah. When you go to Kay's, just realize that ain't Halloween candy on the floor. That ain't tutsy rose. Don't bring your kids.

Since Halloween just passed, what did your kids go ask, Jody D? Well, we had Fancy Nancy. Hit show. I love it. I have to watch a lot. And then Mario, no, Toad from Mario, and then a creeper. A creeper. A creeper. I went as Santa Claus, though.

Creeping. Really? I said, if she's going to dress up the houses, and then I'm going to go as Santa Claus. There you go. How you look at you? I just threw it on, beard. You put the white beard over, but you know, you got to pull it down. Yeah, I'm just going to go as Santa Claus.

Every year? Well, not. No. Last year, I was a dog. I bought that dog costume a long time ago. It's really paid for itself. It's for like Carter's first birthday, and if I get lazy, and I'm like, hey, Dad, are you going to dress up? I'm like, Brittany dressed the boys up as little pumpkins, but I mean, that's just a onesie that zips over them.

So, you know, we had a sign on our door that said, don't knock, take what you want and get out of here. Don't knock, don't ring the doorbell. These boys are trying to sleep. Please leave. If you wake these babies, you take them with you. Texas chainsaw massacre. I should have put on there. If you wake them, you take them, you take them.

That's right. If you wake them, you take them, you take them. That's pretty good there. That's what the sign should have said. Go ahead and get that sign laminated, by the way. And like just get a perm. Allison, like, every other day to this day for the past eight years is like, she's like, if somebody shows up, I'm like, do we get that many packages?

Like, that we need a sign on the doorbell every day? She's like, I don't care. I don't want that baby. Our delivery people are pretty cool. They know us by now. They just drop it up under the garage and call it good. They don't even knock. They know we're going to come out there and pick it up.

So, but, you know, trick-or-treaters, they're just doing their thing. They don't mean no harm. Them kids. But they don't know who's asleep in there. So, you know, I just, I set a bucket out and said, if the first one takes it all, that's between them and Jesus. If they're right in this last all night, great. You know, I don't really care either way.

So. We got a lady that gave out ramen noodles in our neighborhood. Mm-hmm. That's what's up. A lot of people give them out. It's a great. It's better. Hey, when we had, what was it, probably eight years ago, nine years ago, when I first moved into

that subdivision it was like the first Halloween or whatever and I just got back from an appearance and I had a bunch of duck calls with me I gave out duck calls I gave out Uncle side duck calls because we had them to give away to another deal and I was like well they're already earmarked for a giveaway let's do some local marketing because I hadn't got no candy so I just started handing out duck calls and then everybody all the kids that were like a little older that thought it was cool they all come up saying you got any more them duck calls and I'm like yeah I got some what you want to what you want to do you want to do you What's you after?

Single read, double reed. Where are you at, son? They may have pulled a Willie and told him. Yeah, well, they may have, but that's up to them. One of my favorite Halloween memories a couple years ago, we were trick-or-treating the neighborhood and we're passing the street, you know, all the Rob Bursons live on. And this kid goes, hey, man, telling to his friends on the bike, we got to go down this street, go see Duck Dynasty.

I bet they give out the big candy. And I was like, that poor kid's about to ring Jace's doorbell, and Jace is going growl at him. Yeah. Jay's going to hand out shotgun shells and Eddie cups You know, I mean He'll be sitting in the Halloween

Yetty chair Yeah That's that I didn't know Halloween was so controversial By the way Oh yeah What about the devil It's like

There's some people that are mad if you celebrate it Yeah And we only got a minute's why I brought that up late Yeah Yeah Yeah But I just, I'm like, hey, if you're going to be Mario and Luigi and go get candy, do that. But if it, I mean, there is a line somewhere where it's getting weird.

Yeah. It's just a way to celebrate kids having fun. I don't think that anybody, for the most part, gets too involved down here of what some people say it is. That's cuckoo stuff. Yeah, I mean, that's why. I don't even like the movies. But, I mean, can't you say that about any holiday that goes? I mean, like, can you not say that about just about anything?

People always going to try and take something and turn it for bad. Yeah, leave the innocents in it, let the kids dress up as their favorite character from something, go get them some candy and go on about it. You ain't got to get on Google. There ain't no law that said you got to get on Google. You ain't got to look up what it may have started as or work. You know, but it was actually like something about All Saints Day. Because people be bringing their guns out. So I'm like, I got to be on the defense here because I don't want Toad to be in trouble for sinning for eating a Snickers bar.

Or fancy Nancy. Yeah, fancy nancy in trouble now. And Santa Claus, I never done nothing wrong. See? I'm going to throw everybody off of it. Santa Claus for Halloween. It's my new thing. Oh, well, let's take another break.

We'll be back right after this. What else we got, huh? I'm supposed to bring you, Allison's cooking you food if you want to talk about that. Oh, what's she cooking? It's up to you. That's what we can talk about. Just tell her to throw that pioneer woman cookbook open and whatever she lands on. Yeah, Allison told me she said,

I've texted Brittany and I'm going to bring them some food. I said, ooh, what's your bringing? So I was like, I'll ask Martin. Yeah. I made an adjustment on those, bonnest chicken thighs. Yeah. Put them in a bag and soak them in some Catalina dressing. Yeah.

Catalina. Good. It can't be bad. Oh. I mean, I smoked two chickens yesterday. Look at you. Well, you were awake all 24 hours. I didn't have nothing else to do.

I was like, well, maybe I'll take them outside. Then I was like, oh, I got them two chickens in the fridge. So I brined them and let them do their thing and then took them out and seasoned them and throw them on the pit bulls. That brine where it's had on the bird. If you got time, there's no reason not to brine him. But I mean, I understand. Sometimes you ain't got time.

But again, one thing I got right now at home is a lot of time. I'm just sitting there. You've been watching a lot of late night PBS? No, no. I've been watching a lot of late night TBS. all the old sitcoms from TBS. Except last night they played every Jurassic Park movie. But you can't go to sleep with that because there's too much flashing and moving.

So, you know, you just end up somewhere else. And then it gets bad. Then it gets good again. You're like, oh, it's going to be good. Then it gets terrible. Yeah. So it's. But no, yeah, no, it's been a lot of what, George Lopez, family matters.

Steve Urkel, man. Urkel's on? Yeah, like 4 a.m. 4 a.m. Urkel. Yeah, if you need to go back in the vault, and I'm like, wow, I actually remember this stuff. I hadn't seen Erkel in a minute. Yeah. Urkel.

Yeah, it was. What was your favorite sitcom there, Cy? Probably Archie Bunker. Oh, family man? Yeah, he would always, you know. What times that one come on? That's on TV land. I don't think it's on anymore.

All in the family. Family is something. Yeah, all in the family. Something about some family. Yeah. And what was the lady's name? Edith. Yeah.

We got help. Beth knows over there, but yeah. All in the family, yeah. I used to watch Sanford's. That was actually funny because they got in a lot of trouble for the stuff that they brought up. And Archie would say something about it. Yeah. You know, you racial old man, whatever, you know, all this garbage.

Yeah, Archie were pretty controversial back in them days. Was he? Yeah. I guess I never watched it. Yeah. oh yeah he's you know yeah i like the saffering son you big dummy i used to watch that my dad used to love i guess i get it now because i was like why does he keep watching a show he's watched a thousand times and now here i am it's a big one in little bit

watching watching a thousand times watching watching king of queens watching two and a half men you know like i'm like i've seen all these i don't know how many times and i'm still it's three a m and i'm watching it like a matchbox 20s like i'm watching it like a matchbox 20 song. Signfield. You know. It's 3 AM, I must be lonely. You really have had a lot of time on your hands, Martin.

Just telling you, man. I mean, the rare duck call room matchbox 20 reference. That was good. There you go. I mean, every time that the clock turns to 3, because they have to be woken up to feed then, I set my alarm to that. You got to find something to keep yourself entertained during this whole thing. He's just entertaining himself.

Like, that's what I figured out. You've got to figure out a way to entertain yourself during this whole deal. Because at 3 a.m. you are lonely. It's a lonely place to be. You're like, well, all right, I got to wake up. You're at the top and you're lonely. And like yesterday, because yesterday was so rough when it was three this morning, they were both sleeping like little angels.

And I was like, I don't want to, I don't want to wake you up. You're content. I don't want to wake you up and feed you. That's one I'd just let them, hey. Nope. never wake up they wake up then off of you hey look that's and that is okay as soon as we get to clearance from the pediatrician tomorrow hopefully that they're back at their birthway then at night i will let them wake me up but right now i can't take that chance because like i still got to

get them back up to the wait yeah i got to get them back up to wait so or i we um brittany is right there beside me for every one of them so um yeah no as soon as we get that at nighttime we We'll let them sleep until they wake up. But right now we got a, hey buddy. Wake up. Time to eat, big guy. Here you go. And you know what?

They always eat. So if you feed them, if you wake them up, they'll say, yeah, I'll take that. Might as well. Yeah, might as well. What else if I got to do. You woke me up, might as well eat. Yeah. So it was just, yesterday was the first day I struggled waking them up because yesterday during the day and leading up to about midnight was so rough.

Well, you know, those. babies and sigh have a lot in common. Uh-oh. Wake them up to feed them. Wake them up. Change them. Eat. Go to the bathroom.

Go back to sleep. It is true. Check and make sure they're breathing. Take a child of it. Take a child with, boys. That is what. Si and Christine been trying to get me something for these kids this whole time. I said, just wait.

Like, we got a bunch of stuff. There'll be something. something we don't have. Yep. And so I finally, Christine asked me the other day, she said, is there, you figured it out? And I said, I did. You finally get something? I did.

And it's one, it's some breathing monitors for them. And that's what Cy and Christine got us. So when we get done with it, I'll bring it back. That way you can put it on your foot. No. We can keep up with you. You give it somebody who's having babies. I'm not having.

I don't know. I got a pair of them right here. Oh, yeah. I think I gave mine to, or whoever, whichever kid had it, Jennifer. Yeah. When she has a baby. They make them mats.

Yeah. We'll say. The only problem with them is, you know, if the battery goes dead, you are going to poop yourself and have a heart attack in the middle of the night and take off running. And then you go, okay. Okay. Just a heads up. Yeah.

That may or may not happen. That's fine. I'm cool with that. Well, we got that expensive camera that's got like the tracking technology on it, the nan it thing or whatever. What? Yeah. There's got like a band you wrap around your kids.

So that's supposed to like be able to keep. up somehow however that works well i can't believe they didn't give you just two bands well but it can only register one at a time i bought an extra band oh this and it only picks up one of them so you have to have another camera you'd have to have two of them to do two bands that's just a rip off that yeah i'm not going to say it's not but there seems that there should be a way you would think that they could do it do something with it because you can see both of the kids very clearly in the camera that's a crazy thing so We're bypassing that and going with the sock that Sai and Christine got us.

Yeah. So they'll have a little sock strap to them from now on instead of, you know, you good. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. That's what I did. My first one, she was right beside the bed and I went to sleep just like this. Yep. Hand on. I can't tell you how many times I've done that.

Because like, you know, especially on like the 3 o'clock feeding whenever they don't really want to burp or something because they're about half asleep. You're like, so you sit them up so they don't cough up anything and choke or nothing. So the whole time you're sitting there like, yeah, it's just making sure until, you know, about an hour later and you figure out, I need to go to sleep now. In an hour, I got to wake up again. I figured it out, though, by the time that Thurwin rolled around, I had her on the other end of the house. As far away from me as I could get her. Her and her mama? No.

I'm not that bold. does to do something like that. She's a Robertson. I'm not able to get hurt. Oh, baby. Man, they are. You actually do that when you get older, too. What's that?

Talking about, you're breathing. You over? You good? Yeah, no, no. You're good? Yeah. You don't have to wonder if I'm breathing or not. When y'all said that.

I'll let you know. I've been having to check my dog a lot lately. Make sure he's all right. And you got to get it like that. That's the one that's been weird, Our dog is just like, Jude is just... Oh, no, no, no.

She had concerned, but at the same time after yesterday, I looked up yesterday, she just went and gotten her kennel and laid on her back. She's like, I'm over this. She doesn't have enough of it, too. I don't care. I don't care. I want to sleep. Yeah, she went and gotten her kennel in for a first...

I've seen it a handful of times maybe, but she was just laid on her back, all fours up in the air, saying, I'm tired. Take me Jesus. I don't know what she was doing. I mean, but she... She had waved the white flag of surrender during the whole thing, too. But the cool thing about it is ever since these kids showed up, Tennessee vows are undefeated.

They're going to put that streak to the test against Jordan. Oh, no, no, no, no. Tennessee good. That's going to be a game. They're good. If they both play ball, that's going to be a game to watch. They're good, and their mama's fired up about it, so I'm happy with it. Let's go.

Yeah, I watch them whoop up on Kentucky the other night. Yeah. Tennessee and LSU undefeated since they've been born. Look at them. That's all I'm saying. And the saint. Oh, no. No, they've lost a few.

They won yesterday. They're back. Yeah. Back. Are they? False hopes. Let's take our last break. We'll be back right after this.

All right, John D. Mail time. Mailbag. What's in there? First off, somebody sent a whole bunch of chocolate-covered pretzels to me at work the other day. I forgot your name, but I had it, and I was going to thank you today. I'm going to thank you later because I don't know your name, but thank you either. Somebody sent me a bunch of chocolate cigars saying it's a boy.

There you. So I don't remember the name. I went through that stuff. Like there's a lot of people that send a bunch of stuff. Thank you. I'll try to get back to you one day name by name, but just know that I've got it. We've got it. And we appreciate it.

And thank you. And then our email, oh boy, we're not going to cry. Look at me. We're not crying. All right. Got a lot of Nick you emails in. Just making us for that episode. But we got one.

Grayson and Emily just had their baby. very recently, real early, nine weeks early, three pounds, one ounce. But it's going good, but like,

then they're in the NICU and then we did that episode. And so it's just this whole thing that I can't read without getting emotional. But he just asked for prayers and sent a picture of Penny. Penny's the daughter.

So I, and that one like just came in while I was sitting here and I was reading. And I was like, but everybody that emailed in, I know Martin appreciates it, I appreciate it.

it. Hey, I'm telling you. I'm cool with like bringing in somebody one day that works in NICU up in here. Them people are rock stars, man. Those folks that work in there are incredible. I went to New Orleans, so I got some wild Cajun NICU nurses if we want to get like a weird up there. They are and that place is gut-riching and if right now you find yourself there, just know that God's with you and, you know, this two shall pass. And, um, you know, take it for what it's worth. But those people that are working in there alongside of them are our real-life heroes. They are to keep the kind of outlook that they keep and to keep you sane for the most part.

Because it's easy to lose sanity up in that place. And we got a ton of emails. So to everyone that emailed you, and I read them. I'm going to send some of them, or all of them, Martin. Yeah. We appreciate it for sure. And then, O'Bernie from Winkler, Manitoba, Canada. I thought she was going to say New Hampshire.

Beth, is that where you're from? She's not from there. I heard she was from Canada. Did you know Beth's from Canada? She's Canadian? The person in charge of keeping all of us wrangled is from Canada. Well, that's good. That's where all the ducks are made.

That's why it makes sense. Well, this is Burn Dog is from Winkler, Manitoba, Canada. And he had a kind of a deep question. But at the same time, I don't know that it's deep. He wants to know, can you forgive someone even if they don't ask you for forgiveness. I mean. Dun,

yeah. If you feel wrong, don't you have to forgive them even if they don't ask you, like to keep moving on in life? I don't. Well, that goes along with people say, okay,

I'm going to forgive you, but I ain't going to forget it. Well, hey, you didn't forgive me. If you still hold on to it, when you say I forgive you, you move on. Yeah. God does it the best, okay?

this white piece of paper. He wipes it clean. It ain't there no more. And the human race needs to learn that. Okay. And especially to ourselves. Okay. So,

because I've heard a lot of people tell me, oh, I'm just so bad, he can't forgive me. Hey, Jesus is big enough and powerful enough. He can take care of it, dude. Trust me.

He's already taken care of it. Yeah, yeah. He takes care of it. Yeah. And yes, you can, you can forgive the man. Even if they haven't asked for it.

Yeah. If you don't forgive someone, even if they didn't ask for it, it's going to bug you. It's going to plant a seed or bad in you. More than it's going to bug them. It's going to fester. Yeah.

Because obviously it didn't bother them and they walked away from it for the most part. It's like when your body gets infected. Yeah. Get it out of them. You either got like a thorn. You got to take it out and get it out. and get it out, or it's going to fester up and get real irritating.

Mm-hmm. And the same thing with sin. Yeah. Okay. I always told, I told Al when he was having trouble, okay. Well, unless you've been wrong and, you know, you don't know what forgiveness is. You know, if you've been never done anybody that never did you wrong, you're blessed. Yeah.

Because most of us, okay, yeah, things have happened and people just. done you wrong. Amen. You got to move on. Yeah. But I think you can't. I mean, again, I'm a sigh. If you leave it in there, it's going to fester.

And then no tell them where that turns into. Oh, no. For years. And years, people have, have won't even talk in their family for crying out loud. Yeah. You know, that's when it, hey, that's, that's dangerous. Yeah. Okay.

You're, because you're, you know, divided, what? United, we stand, divided, we fall. Yep. Okay, that's the thing there. And hey, they might not know that they need to ask you. Yeah, for them it may not be a big deal. They might have no idea what you're thinking of. So fill the burn.

Let it go. Well, and there's also a little something about, you know, if you got a problem with a brother, go to them. Yeah. So if you need to forgive someone, they might not ever ask you. So you might need to go to them and say, hey, man, I got to let you know something's been bugging. the snot out of me. Yeah. And I forgive you, and you might be surprised at where that takes.

Just like that old boy, it showed up in here that day when we were actually building duck calls in this room and come in and pointed a finger at Jay said, I've been mad at you for 30 years. We're like, uh-oh. Jay said, who? Yeah, we're like, and he said, yeah, you shared the gospel with me, and I didn't appreciate it because I didn't think I'd do nothing wrong. And you used to tell them I'd do something wrong.

And they left here and went to Mississippi River and Jay's baptized the boy. But for 30 years, that boy was mad, big mad. At Jace. Well, that's the thing. Hey, you know. When you give them the truth, it's going to affect you. Yeah. You're going to be mad, glad, or if you know, makes me out of here.

Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, that person may not know. So if it is bothering, you get it out of there. Forgive them and move on. That's my opinion on it. And if you need to, if they're close to you, approach them and move on. Yeah. Open, honest conversation.

And that leads us into our next email. because the subject line is what is known. It's manageable. That's what I'm talking about. I might get to preaching here because I just went on a men's retreat and I'm kind of fired up about Jesus right now, boys. Give us your best three-minute segments. So Sean from H-Town, Go Astros, is a big fan of the podcast.

He wants us to know. He didn't say Go Astros, by the way. I did. He said we've had a huge impact on his life, which is wild to think about. But he said he struggled with Alstros. This isn't a question, by the way. Yeah. This is just an awesome story.

And it's troubled his soul. So then he heard an episode where Phil said, what is known is manageable. And he decided right there to let my family and his employer know what he was dealing with, how he had guilt, shame, and he just threw it all out on the table. This is what I'm struggling with. This is my problem. Here it is. This is me. Love it. Since then, I've completely recovered my health and integrity.

I am two months sober, and my relationship with Christ and life in general has improved tremendously. Whoa, whoa. Please share on your show what being honest with ourselves and others whom love us, and a relationship with our Savior can do in and around our lives. God bless all of y'all, and I hope to meet y'all. Love your brother, Sean. gets it. Congratulations for being two months sober.

Ain't that the truth. Okay. And not only that, dude, hey, you first have got to realize you have a problem. That's the first step to correcting it. And it's amazing what a little accountability would do for it. Is he all of a sudden surrounded himself with people to hold him accountable for what he's doing? It's like it's biblical or something. Uh-huh.

And that's all. Sean, man, know that. I'm glad you think we had something to do with that. We didn't have nothing to do with that. That's a good Lord. That's the almighty prick in your heart and saying there's a problem and you recognizing it. And then you taking the steps. The step ain't easy.

The step ain't easy. And if always easier if you bring Jesus into the picture because, hey, nothing's too big for Jesus to handle, baby. Man, that's awesome. Hey, there it is. Yeah. Sean, I'm happy for you, buddy. Hey, that's cool, man. That's really cool.

Two months. Look, and you got eternity to go. They ain't saying there ain't going to be roadblocks and stumbles in the way, but keep your accountability up, keep your thing going, and keep rocking and rolling, Sean. And keep your eyes on Jesus. And then I got a new favorite Bible verse, by the way. Go ahead.

I'm on it right now. Go ahead. Second Corinthians 12, 9, and 10, and this is what Sean just did by emailing in. Paul is talking about how he has a problem. He doesn't say what the problem is, but the people he knew probably did. And he talked about how he prayed for it to go away,

and God told him, but he said to me, my grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness, which is real confusing if you think about it, but God's power is made perfect in our weaknesses, which is what Sean's doing by telling other people what God did in his life.

So therefore, I will boast all more gladly about my weaknesses so that Christ's power may rest on me. That is why, for Christ's sake, I delight in weaknesses and insults and hardships and persecutions and difficulties for when I am weak. Then I am strong. My man, Sean, you sent that email in. I got all fired up about this Bible verse, and then they got all mesh together today. So I just want you to know that is what you just lived out. You had a weakness. You told some people about it. You've turned to Jesus about it. And now I can almost guarantee you, somebody listening right now is going to say, ah, crap. And the great part is you overcame your weakness. Yep. And it's

going to be a struggle every day, but you can do it. We're cheering for you. Sean, I love you. You've arguably got the hardest two months out of the way, show. That's it. So, rock and roll, baby. That's awesome. Look, thank y'all so much for joining us here in the duck call room. It's been another great week. Let's have another one. We'll see y'all next time right here if we're out.