Duck Call Room - Justin Martin’s Twins Are Walking, Climbing & Giving Him Anxiety

Episode Date: February 20, 2024

Uncle Si misses the days that the drive-in movies were popular (even though he mostly paid attention to his wife, not the movie) and tries convincing the boys to help him open one of their own in town. Martin & John-David can’t get over Si’s unintentional trip to see “Ted” because he thought it would be a family movie. Godwin is excited to help someone else name their child and Martin’s twin's recent milestone has everyone giving him fatherly advice. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you want a passport, you got to go to Monroe. I have my passport with me today. I'm confused a lot of people. I just confused. I went to breakfast and I pulled out my passport. Everybody got confused. I didn't need it. I just, well, I was looking for something and I moved.

I know that I can run exactly 0.87 miles at this altitude before my hands start to shake. How good was the born identity? I didn't see the one that they filmed in Vegas because I found out I was like there and I could have been an extra. Yeah, it wasn't as great. Yeah. They didn't talk. Yeah. I didn't see that one.

What's it called? The born again. Born again? Born again. Welcome to the Christian podcast. We're talking about being born again. We're going to get a K-level award. Actually, we're talking about Matt Damon because he keeps making borns again.

And they're good for the most part. When did that come out? Not near as I think if I let down as Jurassic Park. Oh. How'd I miss it? I don't know. My computer, everybody today is just for show. It's not working because it's cold outside.

Maybe it's cold outside. So what's up? I got short-legged breeches on. You're saying it's cold? Yeah, but you know it was cold because I already asked God when he wore underwear today. That's how you know it was chilly out there. Well, we're at that time of year. Whenever you wake up and you hear the bongos playing and you're like,

Oh, it's going to be cold today. The natives are restless. And then by 3 o'clock, it's 95 degrees. Yeah. And you never know what you're supposed to wear. But at dark, if you don't have a jacket close to, you're going to freeze to death. It's a confusing period in life. Yeah, this is where when you go fishing, you've got that one compartment in your boat that's just clothes.

That way you've got options. You can get into short-legged britches if you need to, but you can slap that jacket back on for the run back to the ramp. Unless you got one, because then you've been zipping them things into shorts, and zipping them back into pants for years. They ain't even got no zippers on it. Nice to have options. In fact, those are so short, he may be like one of them South African professional hunters. I'm seeing parts of Gobbon's legs.

I ain't seen in a minute. What's up, Steve, everyone? They awful white. I like how I said it's cold outside. It is 71 degrees. It's still white. I mean, I ain't got a tan or nothing. I got to go fishing.

Yeah. How's your head looking? Is it no tan up there either? Mm-mm. Oh, man, I ain't seen your head. That color in a long time. It generally stays a healthy shade of red up there. I don't know if it's healthier.

Give me a couple of days. Sunscreen's important. Yeah, you do have to go fishing tomorrow. Yeah. You have to go fishing? Jason eats crappy. Oh. Yeah.

What does he put a bounty on? If I have to. He apparently puts in a request and we fulfill this request. They're filming a cooking show or something. Oh, dang. I was about to say, how do I get this? In on this. You act like you don't eat dry fishing show dad.

Getting the boat. getting a boat with me I just want them to show up clean at my house that's what I'm I'm trying to be more selfish than I already He likes the delivery Yeah I want to be like Jace

And not with scales on I'm giving him to him a lot Oh okay Yeah he's clean He don't He wants to clean him Jay's got trust issues He don't even trust Godwin

To clean his fish So If you don't trust Godwin To clean his fish I don't But Jays will turn that Like into exercise Remember when he got

Super into chopping wood just everywhere you went around the neighborhood Jace was just chopping other people's wood and would leave it there for them No no It was like Tim Tebow told him Hey good work out chopping wood Yeah but trust me

Jace did it because of the green stuff son Yeah I mean Duck Dynasty was pretty big He needed extra money so he had to chop wood Yeah he always needs extra money Somebody get Dave Ramsey on the phone And get him down here to talk to Jace Yeah somebody get him a envelope

Good night. Run it? Maybe three of them. Yeah. Oh, boy, it's out there just chopping big Dave's wood for money. Yeah. I don't know. You know all math jokes ain't terrible.

Only some. That one was. That was pretty bad. Yeah, the difference was that one was bad. He said only some. What are we doing today? I got that one off of a. Boy sent it to me.

Who sent it to you? I got three hours of sleep last night. Why? I'm like wound up. Why? Because I couldn't sleep. You ever just can't sleep? No.

I'm sorry. He's looking at me like I'm... Yeah, I don't have that. I woke up at 2.30 and never went back to bed. So I don't stay up but three hours. That's it. Yeah. I'm usually in bed.

Okay. I walked around the house. Either for a nap or you. So you've been up since 2.30? I exercised. I've been looking for this key for like a week. Look for that for an hour. Still haven't found it. It's over. I put it in a safe spot.

I remember doing that. And you'll never find it again. What's in the key to? I can't tell you that. It's going to be in the last place you look. No, I'm going to get another one made and then I'm going to find it. It's somebody else's keys, so I feel about it. That's house?

No, church. Oh, there's, well, there you go. There you go. Whoops. That one's on me, man. I'm going to call you later and tell you I lost the key. Yeah. I'm going to apologize.

You lost the key and I found a new channel. You found a new channel? Yeah, my wife found a new channel on TV. What is it? Uh, 91, channel 91. What did you do? What's the name? No, look, the first thing to come up was John Wayne.

He may have been, what? It's called grit? Oh, no. He was probably 21. Wow. Okay. I was young John Wayne. And look, the first thing I thought, you know, it wasn't on sound.

I said, oh, this is going way back. This is, you know, solid movies. And then the people would start showing him, you know, he's writing everything down on a piece of paper and showing it to everybody to read, you know, Matt, Matt to mute. He was Matt to mute? Yeah, Matt to mute. What was wrong with him? He was a bad guy.

He was a criminal. Oh, I thought he might have been. It was a big put on. He was an outlaw. But he got it in the end. What channel is this? 91 on the dish channels. Just.

I'd ask you to look it up with your computer's out. I got phones still. The computer is just for show today, though. But it will suddenly start working. This is it back way back in the day. It was Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, the trigger and all them guys. Trigger. Yeah.

Is that a horse? Yeah. Oh, you don't know about Trigger? Yeah, it's a horse. It's a Palomino that Royal Rogers Road. I was just making sure that that wasn't some actors now. Hey, they actually, that wasn't his real name. No.

The horse had a stage name? Oh, no. Yeah, he had another name originally, okay? That blew my mind. That's what, wait a minute. All these years I've been thinking was Trigger and it's really some other name. Well, he had to change his name. He couldn't go nowhere.

That's right. Oh, no, that's not true. Couldn't write a chick. Are you going to tell me Flipper's name's not Flipper? No, he's not Lassie? No, that's a state's name, Flipper. And AirBud's not Airbag?

And, hey, you ever heard of his laugh? Who? Slipper. Gobblin can do it on a wood duck. I said. Mm-hmm. I said. Pick up.

Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. It won't call a wood duck, though. Wasn't his name. Flipper's name won't it? What, Trigger? Not his name.

That wasn't. His name was golden cloud. So, I mean, I think that's an upgrade. I was a beautiful horse. It's a beautiful horse. Of the Palomino family. Palomino. How do you know so much about

animal acting? It's Westerns, son. Look, if you watch the Westerns, you'd be as wise as I am right now. That horse died in 1965, and you know a lot about him. Oh, yeah. That's after I was born.

That's a That horse was born on America's birthday in 1934 Right 34 horses can live to be 30 Oh yeah That indeed Yep I'm learning a lot today Mark

Gold and Cloud did His name is he switched it actually He went by trigger He got it legally changed like Otro Cinco did Oh wow I don't know where we're going today Martin I'm just trying to figure out how a man can remember all that but can't manage to work a cell phone.

Or remember his life's life. I have no use for a cell phone. You sure do. I've tried calling you seven times today and your home phone don't work. I have fun with my home phone. It don't work. Hey, I'm the Robo Killer Extraordinary.

Well, you are right now because when you call it, it's this caller not available. It's all that cell. So it's robo killing yourself. Hey, I give them a change. Who? I give them a change. I've called you seven times today.

Hey, the phone rings, and I'll say, well, it may be broke again. No, it might not be. It is. Well, I say hello, and hey, if you pause longer than one second, it's time. Robo killer is Edward.

Oh, wait, Martin, are you calling his house? This one will be very high up. Martin is calling size house. Okay. We're waiting for the ring. Christine, I answer now. No. Waiting for the dial tone.

The party you have dialed is not answering. Please leave a message. message after the tone. I'm not impressed Robo Killer. Hey, well, no, no. You ain't even doing nothing. You're sitting right here. Well, hey, look.

She may have updated it, okay, and change you and said, hey, put Robo Killer on automatic. Automatically. There you go. Did you know, hey, you've been trying to call really, and it wasn't the answer? It does that every time. Well, hey. Yeah, I've been trying to call and tell you, say we were changing the time of this thing.

well I got it I got it and to let you know you missed our 1030 all company meeting oh pitiful I didn't get my two cents to input this one they were going to listen to you this one after all these years

I was hoping you'd bring another pan of dressing in no I'm gonna wait I'm trying to you should do a personalized they still not got it for banked oh no I've got it down now oh you got it

It was, I knew it had to do something with, okay, I had the bottles of the sage I had were either old or it's no good. So my wife, I've been talking about it, she bought some new. Yes, she did, buddy. Okay, and this is called, this is called rubbed, sage rubbed. Okay, yeah, and it's actually, I can't believe that, you know, she looked it up, you know, Google, you know, dressing. Doug wrestling. Yeah. And it said,

hey, put two and a half tablespoon. Whose rest of it? Google. It's all I know. She Googled it. Come over with it.

Well, this is already, we measured it. She bought it, then poured it in. Powder. Huh? Powder.

Well, yeah. Sage is chopped up, like a leaf. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, it actually was

two and a half tablespoons. Okay. And I used two of them. One for each batch, because I made two batches. Two batches. The first time Martin said when he had, he said, buddy, you got the sage taste you wanted.

I said, well, I finally. Yeah, he found it. Yeah, I finally got it. Huh? You need to put a one table table. No, because it actually, no, because it actually, you know, dressing is better. It's like what?

Killy. With blue bonnet on it? Gumbo. Gumbo. Gumbo's always better the second day. So is chilly. He gets better at third date. Well, how it too.

me about what three, four days, four days to eat, you know, the one and a half. We got better every time you eat. Oh, yeah, it got better every time. Yeah. I mean, excellent wasn't the word. The last time by this, it was about halfway. I've never got it.

Well, won't you bring them up here? Let me. He did. He did. He brought it and dropped it in our last meeting. Yeah, I'm, I'm, you know, busted the meeting up the head. I got it. I come in and I said, hey, what's going on?

Where's it about it? And they said, hey, they ain't an office. you know, in the conference room having a meeting. You have meetings? Yeah. And Garrett said, hey, let's, you know, bust the meeting up. Y'all got flower badge. Y'all got meeting.

I walked in there and there. There's all talking. This place is awesome. Discussed business about it. Hey, take a break, eat some dressing and duck. I need to come slop this joint back up. Hey, you left and it got clean. That's all I'm going to say.

I prefer the old one because it's all I've known. That's right. Next year, I only want, what, twice this year? or once. With me? Yeah. Once. I'm going five times next year.

I've already put in, put in a request. Yeah. I just go once. That way I can go ahead and freeze more wood ducks and then have protection and what I want it. There you go. Not if you get taken out by EMP.

I got six in a two to a package. I got six of them in the time. Taken out by what? You better hope our friends over at Ready Pantry, have you ready? Yeah. We're going to have to figure out a way to dehydrate your dressing and put it in a powder. That's just a joke I say.

Let's take a break. Yeah, it is a joke because you can't make it happen. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. And y'all know we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedales beef makes such a good product, baby.

Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson, would say, buy on the grill! Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritels beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritels comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch.

So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic.

So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat, folks. Yeah. Just go to Tribesies. beef.com slash that's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Cy, why don't you have like an actual voicemail?

You just have like the robo one. Like you should be like, hey, you've reached Cy Robertson's house. If you hang up, I'll call you back. That phone is useless. Phone is useless. Martin, did you know, have you ever called me? Uh-uh. And got voicemail?

I text you. I don't call. See? I just, I was just fixed to say that. We got telephones. When they moved the phone in the old school days, you actually said hello and actually talked on it. Nowadays, I didn't know.

It's a typewriter. Okay. It's a typewriter. But if my voicemail guy is, all you do is do is a text deal. I don't know how it happened. Did you get a new phone or something? No.

I don't think I have my voicemail set up now. Mine, you know how it's always the same lady that Si has? Yeah. I got some Irish dude. No, no. Hey, you know why? Really? You know why I don't use phones?

Why? Because one day, Zomwap, they bought me three. Yeah. Well, I had my band. I'd go out and they wanted to get in touch with me. Well, I hid it because they said, okay, here's the on button. It turns it on. Well, I turned it on.

And, hey, I got the cussing out of my life. From your phone? From the phone. you haven't heard this story these are all the bad these are all the bad words okay 97 I don't really know

no look my wife said well you had to do something I said I did do something darling I touched the home button and turned this stupid thing on is this like when you went to the movie Ted someone on the other end foul mouth me for about five seconds I think you got your first day

with your phone and going to see Ted like mixed up. Yeah. Now, who did you go see Ted? Christine. You and Christine said, let's go see a movie about Winnie the Pooh,

and it turned out to be a cussing bear. No, hey, look, all I did will sing the stupid advertisement, and I thought it, since it was talking about the stupid bear, it would be cutaway.

It would be rated, you know, PG, you got it. Hey, I go there, and it's about drugs, sex, rock, and roll, everything that's dirty and it was about.

How much of it did you watch? We sit there and watch the whole stupid movie because he couldn't quit laughing. No, no. This has to get better. No, it never got better. It got worse. I remember when I came into work the next day and told that I about died.

When did Ted come out? Everybody said, didn't you see it was rated X? And I said, hey, it never said, said that when I watched it. I said, hey, it's about a stupid little bear. I thought it would be your own, you know. Winnie the Pooh. Yeah.

No. He ain't. Hey. So you didn't go see Ted 2 then? No. That was in 2012. And they saw it at the theater. Oh, yeah. And it was a big letdown. Okay.

Big time. That might be. It hurt my feelings immensely, okay? Did you get popcorn? Yeah. All that, you know, it went, it was a whole night. You know, that was a blown $100. Just, you know, I might have a little cigar with it.

$100. Yeah. Man, you got more than popcorn. Chocolate. They got them hot dollars. I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall, though, when the first time that he went on one of them ramps in there and just seen sigh's face.

Hold on, no, no. I just, of a teddy bear. Of a teddy bear cussing and. Yeah, you talk about tick me off. And running. That did it. I bet that was as wild. What happened with the rating on this?

Somebody dropped the ball. It was rated R. I bet that was as wild as my experience last night of trolling Hunter's Instagram that I didn't know existed. You didn't know Hunter had an Instagram? No, but I found out last night when you tagged him on a duck call room post. I've been following Hunter for years.

You always find out what weird movies coming out by following Hunter on Instagram. See? Weird. There's some karate stuff happening two hours going. Hunter's like, got to tell the world about this. And I get, I get sucked in.

And then I don't see the movie, but I ask Hunter about it later. Hunter, what movie is this? It's a show on HBO by... It's called Ted. Bruce Lee. No, I don't think Bruce.

Famous director that did a movie called Old Boy. That was real famous. The best part of the movie is the... It's the yell. Well, friend, I'm going to have to talk to you about the Chosen after this, but... Sigh, what other... What other movies did you go see at theaters other than Ted?

Oh, wait, Hunter. We got the cinema file. I think so. When was the last time you went to a movie in theater? Not the blind. That doesn't count. And not Ted. That doesn't count.

Both very different movies, by the way. Well, for what? Just to go see a movie. You and Christine were like, you know what? It's Thursday afternoon. About 2 o'clock. For 20 years, I never went into a theater to watch a movie. And then he got sucked in by Ted.

Well, he used to sit in cars and look. at them. That's right. We used to go to the drive-ins. Would you go to a drive-in if it were available to you today? Absolutely. That sounds like it would suck. Yeah. I take that redhead. I take that redhead to the drive-in. I'm just going to be, honestly, there's a way better system than that. In the summertime, you had these things you'd buy, and it spiraled around. You'd light the end of it, and it'd keep skaters out of you car. Because you had row, you under down. They'll put the speaker on it. Yep. that was back in the good old days boys i gotta be honest that doesn't sound great like we're trying to watch a movie and we're gonna attack by mosquitoes i know that's a rookie talk are you back you don't even have to watch a movie or you drive your truck up there and backed in

so you could sit in the bed and watch you don't go there to watch the movie son have a blanket um am i as if i asked what did you go there for is it going to be rated ted or is it going to be rated at all this is rated at x Okay, never mind. Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be back. Right after these minutes. What did you go? Was that like y'all's hang out?

That was back when I was dating, J.D. Oh, yeah. That don't sound like dating to me. You should be over by the airport. I checked them from the front seat to the backseat, to the front seat, to the backseat. That sounds like you're doing something. And hey, we had so much fun. How many?

Oh, yeah. How many drive-ins did you go to? But didn't you like go drive-in? You were just in the back seat of Philly Kay's car. Hey, Hey, I was a shepherd home. I was what my mama told me. You made sure know that went on.

That's right. No, that hanky, panky, going to happen when I'm there, boys. Well, luckily for Al, you weren't very good at it. Boom! No. That's what Kaye feels. I sent him to the concession stand.

Yeah, that's what Kay and Fields said, hey, we found a way to be a long. I don't know. They said him to the concession thing. Oh. Out. For some popcorn. Man, that's tearing down a fourth wall for some people that hadn't necessarily ever done the math.

Go get it some popcorn. Go watch the blind, son. Oh, I'm aware. I like it, though. Oh, man. Anyways, this is a wild episode. Full of sin and debauchery at the movie theater. Don't do it.

Yeah, I'm not done with that show. No, let's get back in. Not theater. Let's take a break. We'll be back. The Gobbam, were you a big driving fan you bet you can you confirm what size saying is true is that why y'all went to the drive in well we'd watch the movie we'd watch the beginning of it the credit i think say i say that's ain't part of

it yeah the beginning of jaws is not good though like the end's what you want to watch yeah sometimes you're saying it sometimes you yeah that's right as one in maybe yeah and sometimes you just load up as many people because it was the same price per car. So you'd load up as many people as you could get in there. That's right? Oh, like the Christmas lights on there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the trunk, you know.

In the bed of your truck. Okay, yeah. So you just all. Long chairs beside it. Oh, yeah. We'd have a picnic. Oh, yeah. It was a party.

Oh, yeah. It was a party. You should open it. You got money. Buy, like, a couple acres and open a drive-in movie. I bet you'd be. work. If you do that, it'll come every day.

I'll be your number one customer. Hunters' In Texas, especially. Some towns still got them and they're running. I don't know that I'm doing. And doing a bang-up business, too. I bet you now you can just Bluetooth the speakers to the sound. Yeah.

Or turn on your radio. That's a better system. Yeah. I bet you that'd be. But also the movie theater is a better system. I guarantee you you could make a million dollars doing that. I wish I had more than three acres. Do you think so?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't think so. Yeah. Oh, boy. You know, if you go to the back row of the movies, the armrest slides up, right? That's what I knew at 17. Did you not know that, Martin?

If what? This may come as a shock to you. I don't watch many movies. I didn't either, but. And not because of doing what they were doing, but if I sit in one spot that long. But you, that's what I'm saying, you can get out and walk around. That problem, you had a, you had a, you had a, not being able to sleep, I don't have that issue.

You just go to sleep in the movies? If I'm idle for, boy, you will now. 45, 50 minutes. Yeah, I just go sleep. Snooze time. That's just what I do. There's one in Florida. A drive-in?

Road trip. That's too long. Road trip. Five screens on 72 acres. Wow. Somewhere called Eustace. We're going to need more than a million dollars to be made to make this work. 16 drive-in theaters

regular operating through out California I mean a drive-in would be a cool place Take your kid Oh no no Because like then they're not bothering other people At the movie theater I Google drive-through movie theater That's the different thing

That's like drive through I'm hungry I had a family tell me That they didn't watch the movie They was watching what me and my girlfriend was doing And said that was the best movie They've ever seen Where have we gone?

Oh, no. Look, it's all in good fun. It is in good fun. Nothing happened. Yeah. Okay. Search. Okay.

I'm finding this one. I'm finding this closest one. You can make some money. People would go. I'm doing. Hold on. There'd go. If people would go, people would be doing it.

Mm-hmm. Like, we were talking about, it used to be a party. If it would be eight to ten of us, pile of a car, just like he did, bring chairs and everything. Oh, yeah. Sit out. It's when the weather was real nice. Sit out. If we open.

one there's going to be a limit of people per vehicle. No, I don't do that. No, you'll run it. You'll run it. Oh, what? You'll run it. The kids who want to try to sneak in and see if they can get away. Oh, yeah. Just let them sneak in. Yeah, let them sneak in. This is a terrible business model.

No. No, they're going to go to concession. They're going to spend money by all the popcorn. If they'll sneak in, they'll steal your bubble gun. Just charge $20 for a coat. $30 for a bag of popcorn. Well, that's what everybody is. about now. But they still go do it?

They still go. That's why I said $100. You spend $100. There's one in Mississippi. Oh. Well, there's more of them around as you think. I'm not going to that. Is it around Chishabinga?

Yeah. Yeah, it's up near Yazoo City. It's right next to the Piggly Wiggly. Yeah, Zoo City. I killed a deal over. It is in the middle of the woods. Yeah. Drop time.

Oh, what's the best time? No, nothing that happens at these things. Hold on. Beth sent me another one. That's where they play. them horror movies over. Oh, no. You're singing a man,

having a man in the woods. You sing in a man's can. I don't know about no horror movies. Stars and cars drive through cinema. Stars in the car. At John Schneider. Isn't that Bo or Luke? Yep.

That's Bo. Is that Bo? Yep. Where's that one at? John Snyder. Oh, wait. That one's in Louisiana. Well, of course it is.

Oh, that's over by Street. By Del. down if I slide down somewhere. Yep. Is it? I think it is. I'm serious. I think somebody just had a big backyard and said, watch this.

Uh-huh. And had more money that. Oh, you need a couple of sheets. That's it. What about the sheet? Cratch them out? Yeah. All you need is three in the wind.

Yeah. Stretch them out, tight. I got a shoulder in the wind. This business model. Then you can play gone with the wind. It's gone with the wind, boys. Hey, every once in a while. There you go.

Oh, Beth is over here. Time out. The lady that come from the country where you're locked in nine months out of the year thinks of a drive-ins, a genius idea. I'm out. It'll be so much fun in Canada. Hey. I've done it multiple lines.

In Canada? Hey. Beth is yelling at us that she's gone to multiple drive-ins. Right. Canada? What else are she going to do? Freeze to catch hypothermia? Summers are not as approximately hot as they are here. Oh, so just in the middle of summer.

You're out there. Yeah. Well, they might as well because it don't get dark up there. Did you all have, like, couches growing up? Do you want? I could just watch the TV. Yeah. It seems like I had to go to a store to watch TV.

They'd look in the window. So you like a drive-in. Yeah. I'm against them. There's a reason they're gone. I'm saying it. They're just forgotten. They are.

Yeah, exactly. Even the ones that are open. They're like, can't wait to watch the sandlot. And they're like, you're 30 years behind on that one. I hate everything that you're saying, John Taylor. I'm just saying. Whenever we were like, hey, go see the blind. We didn't say at the drive-in.

You can watch newer movies at them, I'm assuming, right? You can get an iPad and stick it on your steering wheel and wham! That's not as fun. That's 2024. Hey, you could just charge for parking lot. Parking spaces let people come. I got a whole driveway. There you go.

Four people watch them right there. Hey. Think about that. It's a sparking, Martin, are you for it or against it? Hey, hey, hey. I don't know enough. And it's free. Just come up there and pull up the slot.

Yeah. I mean, as a guy who has become a very large fan of central heat and air, I would want to say I'm anti. Yeah. Not anti. It would have to be very seasonally done for me. I'm not going to go in the summer or sit in the bed of my truck and watch a movie. I ain't doing it.

Could you imagine? You're not very adventurous. The shower you would have to take after that? I mean, there's no amount of Tommy Johns and thermocels that would make that comfortable for me. I'm sorry. Maybe it's the West Monroe in me that's just got me against this. Like, I just don't want to be stuck to my vinyl chair that I just had to sit in and watch it. No sense of adventure.

No sense of adventure. Now, if you, but if you wanted to run it. No sense of the romance. March, April and May? Yeah. That'd be cool. Hey. Or if they played like Bluey movie.

where I could take my kids and they could wander and I could say they was open in the winter time you know winter oh yeah yeah our winters now are terrible yeah that way hey she wants to get warm it rains every other day now you you you I oh you are you had nothing to do with the movie no no he's just he's remembering his courting days yeah he was a little old he was a little old spike buck on a green food plot yeah that's all back back then didn't know what it was would do but he knew he liked doing it. The car seats was like a whole seat. They wasn't nothing.

No console in the middle. Whatever the thing. I was trying to find out. He was trying to figure out what it was there for. Just wait till Cifines out about Netflix and chill. Bro? Way better. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. I will say.

He's not wrong. Yeah. Mine's got ordained. That was growing up, baby. Back in the 60s. Back in the 60s. That was a movie theater. I liked it.

There was an arcade and everything. Didn't we film a Doug Dynasty episode? There's a drive-in here. No. Right? No. Over Monroe, an old abandoned one.

Didn't we go film a show there? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. We filmed a show there for Doug Dynasty. It was so awesome that you just used the word abandoned. Oh, yeah, I didn't say it was open. I just said it was in run-down shape. Yeah.

Yeah, but we did film a film. I thought we did, yeah. I thought so. Well, let's take another break. I'll be back right after this. Hello at duck callroom.com. That's the email. Hunter, look alive if we do run a little shorter on time.

I guess what? Let's just throw Hunter's Instagram up there and talk about that. I love it. You know how to make a duck blind? At Hunter Nick Nerd. Uh-huh. You know how to make a duck blind? Cover his eyes?

Pokeemina. Oh. That would be rude. I've got emails. Nerkr-n-n-r-n-h-h-h. Hey, in unrelated news, both of my kids are watching. walking. Oh. Good luck. Welcome to the world. You just thought your house was good, pretty, didn't you? Yeah. And I do have a question because all you all you've raised kids, why don't

they ever go in the same direction? Yeah. No, no. All the time they're at the same direction is when they're passing each other. They learn at a very early age, divide and conquer. Yeah. We was thinking, boy, I thought I had that stuff up high enough. No. No. Yeah, Jackson got some long arms. He can reach just about anything. Wait until they're inside the refrigerator. Wait, yeah. Oh, yeah. Jackson is there.

Wait, wait till you look up and there's somewhere that there shouldn't be up in the air. Yeah. That's right. Yeah, that's waiting. Hey, Moose chairs. Johanna. Johanna, the refrigerator's right here. We've got a cabinet right here right beside it.

The knives are there. Three drawers. She pulls the drawers out, using them for a lighter, got on top of the cabinet and sitting on top of the refrigerator. I come in there to get coffee. Yep. How old was she? I don't know, little. Little.

Yeah, before she gets... Before she started school, I mean, way little. Yeah. Too little to be on top of your own. Two three-year-old. They're very resourceful creatures. Yeah, both of them can climb way better than I can. Oh, yeah.

Currently. Now you've got to keep on. Wayland's a climber. Is that saying a lot? I'm saying that I'm grossly overweight, but that's not. I'm just making sure that you're not. I didn't know if you're a good climber. No, but they're better at it than I am.

I'm a terrible climber. They don't need near as big of a perch to get a foot hold. Just a little knob is enough for them. Wyatt was that way. I'm serious, he could probably, you know, I used to put a $100 bill on top of a pole, telephone pole, greaves it down. He'd get it. He would figure some way out to get up and get that $100 bill.

Yeah, that's why. It wouldn't, I wouldn't bet they couldn't do it. I will say this since I started walking, though. It seems like Jackson actually likes his brother now, so that's a plus. That's a solid. When they become friends, it gets easier. Yeah, they're fixing to say who can out do good. Well, if it's on eating, Whalen got a lot of catching up to do.

Very interesting. No, I just, yeah, I thought I'd share that. It's, it is. Buckle up. Yeah, it's a wild ride around there. Are you to the point where you have to duct tape their diapers on? Have they got to the point where they just want to be naked all the time? No, I mean, they take them off from time to time and think it's funny.

Okay, that lasts until they're about. don't know. So their body train? No, it's still going. Sixth grade. Oh, wanting to be naked. At 9 and 11, 12th and I guess the other one's seven and I don't know. I can't do in the fractions.

It's all about freedom, Jady. Their underwear tops. It's all about freedom. If that. I was that way. I appreciate that. Hallelujah. At least I got drawer, huh?

No. No, they're gone. That's only on Sundays. Speaking of Sundays. Yeah. Y'all want to answer a deep theological question? Let's try. We'll try it.

Let's try and dive deep into theology and win us a Caleb award. Hey guys, longtime listener, first time caller. My name is Jay from Knoxville, Tennessee. I figure y'all are a good crowd to answer this question. What do you think about wearing hats in church? It was indeed. That was the joke. But he's concerned.

For reference, he goes to a Baptist church. And I know the old tradition is to not to not wear hats. hats as to respect as a respect thing. His grandfather and that generation has given him a hard time about wearing a hat. He just doesn't see what's wrong with wearing a hat. Hair's pretty long. Sometimes he doesn't brush it. So it's like, why don't wear a hat?

I wear a hat the rest of the week. Why can't wear a hat on Sunday? So should he just rip off the Band-Aid and just walk into church wearing a hat? I've worn a hat in church. I have, too. I do take it off every time. There's a prayer set or any time. there's reverence to the Almighty or anything like that.

I do take it off for that. Si, do you have to have? I think military. I usually take mine off and lay it down. But I'll generate, yeah, I'm like, I'll wear it in the bill, but it seems like after the first time I take it off, I don't ever put it back on,

which is, because then it's just a process. We would grew up, okay, that, you know, you just didn't wear a hat inside. But I would just say if the difference between wearing a hat and not wearing a hat keeps you out of church,

then... He's not saying that. He just said to want to brush his hair. Or just... What I'm gathering. There's a... There's a really, I think a really easy fix to all of this. Shave your head.

Get a haircut. That too. Just get a haircut. If you don't want to fix long hair, get a haircut. Am I weird? Because I have a church hat. Well, that's one of the things that, you know, that's... Let's add it to the list, but yeah.

So that's where the human race, the human race is, He's got ideals about things. You know, and, you know. I don't think that's legal. Long hair used to be a big issue. Yeah. Especially for a man to wear long hair. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Well, that was just the times. That's right. Okay. Yeah, beard used to not be in. I'm like Charlie Daniels on that. Hey, look, if I can't get it myself, you know, don't get mad at me because of the way I look.

You know, I like to me. leave this long-haired hit you. Leave his long-hearted. I know you may not. I know you may not know that song. Thanks, Martin. I was mesmerized by size ponytail that entire time. That's a personal thing, okay.

He wants to wear a long hair. That's up to him. Yeah, that's true. His body. But don't wear it. It's the same way with a beer. Like, when you make those choices, there's also another part of stuff that you sign up for when you make those choices.

Well, no, no, it's the old thing about, okay. Hey, hey, catch your hair, cut you, hair, who hairs? You know, wear a disgusting hat. Yeah. There's an action. Take your fish hook off. There's also an action. There's a reaction.

Yeah. Okay. So it's just one of the things, you know, be prepared, okay? If you're going to be a pioneer and, you know, lead the way, people are going to look at you. You're going to buck the system. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to buck the system.

Well, hey, you're going to have to answer for it. Yeah. That's being. don't know if he gets it from wearing a hat in any building or just from doing it in the church building. The church building just keeps raining and keeps you cold and heated. It's not no special. Well, I was just saying.

It's just the place where we meet. Yeah. That's another thing about people are, you know, they're making that building holy. the building ain't holy it's two before's nails the screws yeah hey what what makes it holy

is hey that's where God's people decide to meet yeah we're the building but I will say it's just a building you know so don't you know but that's why I was saying the human thing comes in into play here being a human

but there's another side to it as well like if it's your grandfather and that's going to offend him and the people yeah if your grandfather finds it disrespectful than don't do it. Because that's your elder. Well, I would just say, because I wouldn't do it. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, I would never go in my grandparents' house and not take my hat on. Buddy, yeah. Because that's the way they was raised. My grandfather was a preacher. I didn't ever wear a hat when I went to his church. Well, no. Well, no.

It got left on the front seat of truth. No, no, yeah. Because I knew that he had a certain set of expectations, and that wasn't nothing on Jesus or God. I mean, that was, that was. Respect for him. That was my respect for my grandfather. You're not showing, you know, you're being disrespectful if you do it.

Okay, when you know that someone, okay, it's a known thing. You don't wear a hat in Grandpa's house. Yeah. I'll wear a hat to church, y'all. It's the only feel that if you willingly do something against somebody, knowing how he feels, you're sinful. Yeah. That's a bad thing to do.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, my favorite quote from this whole episode is if you're going to pioneer. Well, I'm just saying. I like it. Yeah. Yeah, that's a tough one. If you're going to be ready and you might have to find somewhere else to go a more

church excepting church, if you will. There's a bunch of them, too. There's plenty of them. Well, here's the thing. If you're going to church based on hats of all this, all this stuff we're discussing, if that's what you're going there and that's what you're looking at and say, well, I don't. you know you're going to be disappointed you're going there for the wrong reason okay that's like me

and singing okay and i go and i sing okay now i may be out of key no but i'm not singing for you amen i'm singing to the one i come there to worship well buddy let me tell you something every time you sing in church you sing it from me you well no no i just you know hey that's me because it puts a big it puts a big green on my foot. Well, hey, I just, I'm giving him everything I got. I know it, and I love that. Okay. Amen. That's why I was saying, if you go there and you get to look and you're nitpicking on what something's happening that you disagree with. Do not sit in front of side. Hey, yeah, because the as odds are, he going to get old. Oh, no, the best, the best part of going to the shirt was one day,

this, this young lady come behind me, an older lady, sit about two rows in front of me, and the praise team sang a lot of the songs that I really like. Uh-oh. Had one of them said that. Yeah. Oh, hey. You know, from the first two, I was all right. I was at a level.

But when they got to the third and fifth and six and seven, I'd done gone beyond a level and I was screaming it. Okay. And one young lady that knew me went and sat down beside the older woman that said, darling, they're fixing to sing about 10 of his songs, and he ain't going to do. nothing but get louder and get involved more if you it bothers you move about 10 rows down or back or back behind him get behind him way away from him or in front him way away from him because he's

fixed the letter fly i always sat on the same pewist's i just scoot down to the right well as you know that's why he always on a hard left oh no no that's why i would love to hear missy jason's wife just hey forget about being in tune and in key and all this junk woman i would love to just see you let her fly one day okay i'm not what she does every time no no she's all hey she'll bust your ear drums when she lets it really go there you go okay well that's that's what i want to hear i want to like go ahead and i put my fingers in my ear yeah let her rip that'll let her rip Potato Chip. Oh.

Well, let's let it rip right into another break. We'll come back and stay in that mailbox. We're going to name somebody's kid next. It's going to be awesome. Are you ready? Yeah, what else you got? Apparently, they're running out of name books in the local library in Quitman, Arkansas. They're running out of what?

You know the baby name books? Oh, okay. That have like, sigh. Okay. Hello, this is JJ. Our fourth child is expected to arrive in just a few months, and we're struggling to name this thing. John. We're blessed to be having our second boy.

Please, I am open to suggestions. Keep in mind, last name has one syllable. We're not going to say his last name on air. But it rhymes with rock. John David. Rock. I love that. That's a great name.

First name John, middle name David, or just put it all in the first name? That's all built for you. Whatever you want to do. I like it because it's all biblical, John and David's. That's right. And you're sitting next to two of them. Yep.

My metal name is David. His middle name's David. My name is hyphenated, sir. Hyphenated. I will say that if you're going with a double name, hyphenate it. It causes much trouble later in life. Martin, what are you naming this kid? I didn't name mine.

So now you're your chance. You get to name somebody else's. No, I left that task up to the bride since he was the one carrying. You didn't have any say? This is fascinating. I didn't do any of the work. I mean, I did, but, you know. You was part of it.

A high five after that, like, the whole process. Yeah. Like, that wasn't me. So I said, I mean, I'll help you and I will agree with you. But at the end of the day, if it's a decision to be made, it's yours. So now, okay. So you don't like your kid's names? Oh, no, no, no.

That's a joke. Now I want to know. Because Jackson's middle name is my grandmother. mother's maiden name. Was that your suggestion? Well, because her middle name was Nash. Her maiden name was Nash.

Brittany is originally from Nashville. So, like, I mean, that one just made perfect sense. Yeah. And that grandmother, like,

kept me all during the summers. And I mean, we were, we were tight as tips. Yeah, which was the greatest time of your life. Yeah, absolutely. Hold on.

Oh, 100%. So, I mean, the fact that she honored that request. But if she would have said, I hate it,

I'm going to name this, but okay, you're carrying the child, not me. So, I, yeah, I only, I yielded all decisions on that front to her. I went hard on middle names because I knew I wasn't going to get, you know, Alton's kind of an old man name. Yeah. And I was like, she's probably not going to go for that for a first name,

but I was like, I'm naming one of my kids after my papal. And so I got middle name rights. Yeah. On both my boys, they're named after me and Corey's grandpa. But I think you should go a tiger. Does he laid the contrary to you? You know, contributions

song. He used to, son. Tiger rock. That's a good name. Don't you think? I like John better. I do, too. Hyphenate it.

Oh, it comes right off you, Tom. That's a, easy. Silas. J.B. Did you name your kids? It'll probably be a good welder.

Jason Silas. No. I don't like it. Willie Silas. I really don't like it. Willie's not a bad name, actually. Willie. What, Willie? Yeah.

What are you laughing? I mean, Willie Nelson, Willie Robertson? Willie Johnson. A lot of Willie's other places, I'm sure. Silly Willie. Hunter Willie. Hunter. Nicholas. Nicholas? Oh, is that your middle name? Yeah. Don't name him after that. But he said he loved his name. I mean, Brian. I like my middleman. Yeah, but if like one day this kid's 14, he's like, Dad, where did you come up with? my name. He's like,

there was this podcast. It was in the leisure section. And they were two John Neda. And they never won an award. And they never won anything, but they were, they were just worse than the Dungeons and Dragons kids, but they had this producer and I named you after him.

I don't think that's a... I used to race motorcross a boy named Tiger. Tiger Turner. C. P.T. Yeah. He's pretty good. Saif you got to name a human being today.

What would you name it? John. What if he named him Purdy? Name him what? Name him new. The name I would come up with would be Jesus. Jesus. They're from Arkansas, not South Texas.

Hey, well, I'm just saying, hey, the name I would give him with Jesus. I'd give it, John. Can you name yourself Jesus? Can you name? I know our Spanish-speaking brethren go with, Jesus. Jesus. I just don't know the rules there. I've never met a Jesus, which would be better than meeting a Jezebel.

but I've never met one of them either. Or Judas. That's not a popular name. Peter. Go with Peter. Speaking of Peter, first Peter. He was a fisherman. Yeah, there you go.

I wouldn't name it, Peter. I'd name him, John. But you just said you'd name it. Jesus. I'm just saying, that's a lot to live up. John David. I think we all agree. Hey, John David's denies.

That's got to be it. Okay. Why wouldn't you? Yeah. I don't, I mean, it's biblical. I'd call my mom and ask her, but she'd agree. Does he have the other kid's name? Uh-uh.

That's all we're working with. Oh. We don't even know his wife's name, but she's hating this right now. A lot of people would go by the alphabet. Oh, like all the same letter. Name him. I got one final suggestion. You're on kid number four.

Name him after what's your ever urologist you choose. Because this should be the end of the... Oh, Dr. Rob! Santa Claus. Anyway, Peter, First Peter, Chapter 5. This is for my man who just has to wear a hat to church and make old people angry. First Peter 5 and 5. In the same way, you who are younger, submit yourselves to your elders.

All of you clothe yourselves with humility toward one another because God opposes the proud but shows favor to the humble. If it's that tough of a choice, just show humility and brush your hair. Take your hat off. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out. Bye. Mank, mack.