Duck Call Room - Justin Martin's Wife Caught Him Coming Home in His Underwear Last Weekend

Episode Date: October 10, 2024

Martin shares the unfortunate incident he suffered over the weekend that led to him shocking his wife when he returned home wearing nothing but his skivvies and needing a shower big time. A caller compares Si to the grandfather character from a famous 90’s kids show, and the energy seems right on. Phillip and Si ponder the presence of romance in the animal kingdom, Si recalls his worst jobs ever, and John-David gets squeamish about seeing an old-school polaroid of Si in a creepy bunny costume. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. It is a wonderful day in the neighborhood, I guess, I suppose. As soon as I fix his mic, y'all will be able to hear him. There you go. It's almost like we haven't done almost 400. That's right. It's crazy. Yeah, which is crazy.

Oh, wow. But, no, I had an interesting weekend. I'm going to kick this off because I think it's a problem that most under the listening ear of this or watching on YouTube it's probably faced. So I had a freezer get unplugged. Oh, no.

By accident, by some guys working on some stuff at my house. But it wasn't like grossly unplugged. It was just like knocked loose. Like if you walked by it, you wouldn't think it was unplugged. How long was it unplugged?

Long enough to stink, pal. Oh, it got to... Oh, you didn't notice until the smell came upon you? I got a whiff one day. And then I was like, oh man the light's not on so i jiggled the plug because it's in my garage i jiggled the plug and the light come back on i was like oh no i said so i'm going to freeze it that way i figured it would be easier it wouldn't be as bad of a smell if i froze it but still it's going to be bad well the problem

is see what i didn't account for like my hamburger meat and yeah sausage from from deer meat you know they don't vacuum seal that stuff it is just in like the little butcher weapons. Yeah. So the blood from that drained and made a nice little frozen slurry at the bottom of the freezer. Ooh. That was like a chunk of ice.

That's just a bone. Once I go to throw all the stuff away, I'm in there chisling little rotten shards of ice are hitting me. And when I got back home from doing all that and disposing everything and all that, I showed back up in my underwear. And Brittany said, what in the world happened to you? I said, well, I got them little shards of ice all. over me and I couldn't I couldn't stand the thought of potentially getting that in my truck

so I couldn't take it boy I said my clothes and everything are in the dumpster at duck commander it'll be fine I swung by there and threw in the dumpsters. Why didn't you hose them off? I just I didn't you know it was that you know it took me till I woke up this morning to get that smell out of my nostrils some clothes need to be just thrown in a dump yeah it was fine I mean like it was fine and if somebody finds them and they choose that they want to deal with whatever that I couldn't stand the thought of that getting in my truck and staying with me. Because I did. I smelt that till I woke up this morning.

I was like, but freezers, man. They're great until they aren't. And man, that is a nasty mess. But on a positive note, I did see why you vacuum seal stuff. Because all my vacuum steeled still just sealed stuff just rotted inside of and they were blown up like a balloon. You know, I was like, so if you do vacuum seal everything you put in your freezer, If that happens So there's no owner

Until they actually build up The press to blow To blow Which hopefully you find it before that That happens That's there You know But

Were you able to Save anything Or everything had to go I threw away everything And the freezer Still worked fine And I threw it away too Because I couldn't get that smell

Out of my I couldn't Get it out So hey get a new one I said man You know There's a recycling place here And I took it by and I told them when I dropped it off, I said, it stinks, but it works.

So if you or one of yours decide, you know, I can deal with the stink for a freezer that works, it is all yours. Where is the freezer? I'm sure it been parted out by now. But I took it to that Arklah recycling place. I've pushed a lot of things off the back of the truck. They were still there when I went by there. so I didn't even push it off. That guy said, oh, really?

Well, somebody at a camp would take it. Yeah. I just couldn't, I couldn't deal with that smell, man. After cleaning that thing out, and I was like, uh-uh, uh-uh. Well, my question would be, is there anything that you could actually put in that? Suppose. So I looked it up because I was going to do it. Yeah.

But then the thought of bringing that smell back to my house. But it's like clean it out with ammonia, basically. Like clean, clean, clean, then rum bleach three. it, clean, cling, clean, clean. And then turn it on and put baking soda all across the floor so that it circulates the bacon soda through the vent, the ventilation of how the freezer works. And they said, you're probably not going to get rid of it, but it would be bearable. And I was like, you know.

Barable is not something I like to be bare. That's a lot of work for, yeah. I said, you know what? No, I'm not there, boys. So I, you know, if somebody else at the recycling place chooses to be blessed by a freezer that still works it is all theirs. And, uh, but they're going to earn it. For someone that can't afford it.

I know. That's what I'm saying. It's a good find. Okay. And all you got to do is put up a little loader. Oh, it ain't a little loader. But it smells, it smells remarkably better when it's frozen than when it's thought. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's bad. I don't do smells. I mean, it was, I, and I don't either. That's the one thing that makes me gag as smells. And the whole time I had, I had face mash. rubber glove. But I didn't, what I didn't account for was the splatter

effective, like chiseling that ice out. And that crap got all over me. I needed like a full-blown outbreak seat. You know. Well, since you had that episode, I have another one. I was flipping through channels this weekend. Praise be.

No, no. And I come up on wild earth. That's a good one. Was it the time all the Vanderbilt fans charged the field? That was a wild earth moment Because they throw down the Upright The gold post, yeah

It's in the river They go on It's in the river Anyway, I've got a question now that I Will flip to the channels They'll watch a wild earth episode Do animals wild animals love? Love what?

Do they love? Each other? Yeah. I don't know. Penguins do? Oh. Okay. Okay.

We got a... Penguin lover. Wait a minute. What did Honor say? Penguins do. I agree. We got a Batman fan. Incorrect.

Penguins don't. Lions would if they only had a heart. Well, no, no, no. They do. They do. Because that's what, look, that's what the whole thing, look, this was in Africa.

That is the Lion King, and that is a cartoon. No, no. He was watching a cartoon. No, no, I'm serious. Someone took the time. That was Beyonce and Childish Gambino singing. And it was the coolest thing.

They had a guy who plays a mean piano. Yeah. And it showed different things in Africa, wild animals. This is literally the plot to the Lion King. No, no, being, being animals. When you've said lines, it showed a pride of lions. Look, they're taking their nap. Did the leader get killed?

No? Did the monkey pick up the baby? No, no. No, no, no, no monkey picked up a baby. No monkey business. Okay, this was wild. But it showed them how they was, you know, the proud lines, they was grooming each other.

Okay, so they do love. Does that make them love each other? No, well, I'll just say it shows a tender moment. Okay, but their tongues and cut you. These are the beast of the wild that it shows when you see them when they're feeding. Okay, it's pretty wild. Yeah, because you see that a lot. Okay, so they're putting down a big giant, you know, or gazelle or whatever.

Was it a stampede? Well, I could call that. No. But I'm just saying, I. So you're curious if, so you're saying animals love. Yeah. Love each other? They love each other.

I disagree. What? I disagree. What is your evidence that says that you disagree? Back it up with some kind of evidence. That's a good point. The burden of proof. can't be on you. I say they love because

hey, they're always grooming because they're licking each other. They're just tasting each other and wondering if they're going to eat the other one. They're sitting there. You know, and they're grooming. So if I lick Phillip, that means I love him. Yes. I bring that Mando over here. Because what the heck?

Hunter's falling apart over there. He's got a sign now. It says save the penguins. I don't think quit loving me. Booming is the, I think that's just what they do because they're cats. Well, I think it's grooming. But there are some animals that, like, protect our kids,

but then there's some animals that eat their kids. So what about the ducks, sir? Are they flying over saying, all right, you can go down there and land. Love you. See you later. Let me tell you something. A milder Drake don't love nothing. Well, he loves one thing. What?

Reproduce him. But that's about it. Birds, birds are. That's a form of love. That's a form of love. No, that ain't love. That's self-preservation. Yeah, it's procreation.

It's a form of love, boys. Okay, hold on. I got to bat some animals, because you think about a dog. Yeah. Your dog loves you more than that loves a stranger. He loves man. That's why he's all the best friend. But we're trying to throw like a human emotion into what we know

it as for an animal that does not have that ability to read. So I think the term is anthropomorphizing things. Anthropomorphism? Yeah. Is that that question? Well, no, no, no, because you're not going to ask the question. Well, okay, all the stuff out in the wild, they don't love their young? Some of them eat them.

Sometimes they eat them, yeah. And then they love eating them. Well, hey, it's fun. Okay. That's a good point. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means?

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Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. So I was Googling if Penguins Love, but then I did. changed it to do penguins taste good. What's the verdict on that? According to polar explorers, which I get it, I mean, they were probably in a bind and they were like, I'm going to kill that bird. I'm going to answer, yes.

Okay. They taste like, and this is in quotes, a piece of beef, odiferous codfish, and a canvas-backed duck roasted together in a pot with blood and cod liver oil for sauce. Hey, there you go. That does not sound. Hey, that's why I said, okay, I vote that tastes good because, hey, the great black and white killer whale, he loves them. That's a good point. Okay.

He loves them. Okay. It also says polar explorers don't eat penguins today because they don't have to. But if they're in a survival situation. If they had to, they would. I mean, if you had to, you could eat a lot of stuff. Sae. You are going on record to say, and you think penguins taste.

good. Yeah. He just did. All they eat are fish. All fish eat or fish. What do we know about other fish eating fowl? They don't taste good. There you go.

So I'm just saying I don't think one magically starts tasting. The reason I said they taste good is the killer whale. That's one part of his diet. Look, if they taste it good, they probably wouldn't leave a trail of crap to be able to be seen from outer space. Well, you got a point there. Because they can't even get a wild. away from it. They got to walk through it and drag it.

Hey, touche. If they did taste good, though, it would be pretty cool because that, that seems like a very easy animal to hunt. If they taste it good, they'd be extinct. That's a sad truth to things that taste good.

They would either be. That's not true. Bows are delicious. They would be extinct or domesticated. Is that one of the two? Is that what happened to the do-do bird? I think he's just good. He got dough popped.

I think he just dumbed. I think he just. Oh, The name got rid of his rig, he's extinct, Dodo. Well, that we couldn't fly. If you're a bird and you can't fly, you better be an ostrich. You better be fast. You better be bad than all I like to you.

But see, even the ostrich, we domesticated them. You know why? They make cool boots. Faddy and fishy and not good. And their steaks are pretty good. And the eggs are good. Yeah. That's too much egg.

And I'm talking about it. When you have an ostrich egg, you got an egg. Imagine if you made a devil. ostrich egg. I bet that sucker would be good. You'd make a bunch of them. Oh, no, just one biggin. I'm telling you.

That sucker come out the size of a cake. Praise God. How come on scrambled eggs, you only eat like three? You go somewhere and say, give me three scrambled egg, but when deviled eggs come out, you eat 40. Well, that's half of an egg. Yeah, but I know, but you still eat 20. No, no, no, 20.

And then you fart are good. No, he's got a valid one there. You can't eat one. what's that them rooster rockets right devil that's what i'm talking about yeah you're right yeah but you can't do it i'm serious i love them oh love them i love her placing the deal relish with chopped jalapenia oh no oh no crazy je you got i can eat i can eat two dozen you got to get up there early in nine when comes thanksgiving it'd be like throwing down m&Ms amen buddy i'm serious i can eat a oh i i'm like i can make myself sick on them i

They make you, hey, they make you poop like they do with me. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Boy, it is you talking about them. Mando. Oh, yeah, you. I don't know if Mando can handle that.

Yeah. It's not for your inside, sir. No. I just found a website that is ranking the zoo animals and what they taste like according to people who've tried them. Oh, wow. Elephant feet, surprisingly high on the list. Wait a minute.

Why do people eat stuff? They got elephant. Elephant feet. It used to be a delicacy. Elephant used to be a delicacy. Yeah. Giraff meat? Where's that rhino?

I figure a giraffe. A giraffe got to taste like a horse. No, no, he's stringy. He's got to have stringy meat. Long muscles. That tongue would be nasty. Penguins number three. Oh, really?

Elephant was number one and giraffe's number two. Galapagos tortoise four Okay, lion at five Python at six This is a terrible Oh, they're going to snake now boys Python tastes like chicken but chewier I'm six ain't here's one thing

Would you eat a python? No Cats love snakes Somebody ate a gorilla Good That's dangerously close to eating human He's number eight That's dangerously close to cannibalism there

Hey, here's the thing. Cats love snakes. The reason I say that, every time we would kill a cotton mouth over on Fields property, we'd usually throw it out in the road. And, hey, before, I mean, we'd be working, doing something. We'd kill it early in the morning, and before noon, it'd be gone.

Bobcats love them. I watched one, I watched a... Vulture? No. Gila. Gila or either a leopard. anyone he's one in his potty cat he was eating a snake

that big one that feels no on the Africa show I know you've seen some wild things down there well no no because I know Bobcat this is an ongoing what is the word of investigation paranormal no this is a legendary thing

okay it's the Is there a cat or is there not a cat? Do pee or not to be, boys. The legend of the gar hole. That's that. Hey. Peacocks apparently tastes like turkey, but give you the poots.

Becockech. For real? What it says? They're some hungry people in this world. You start eating elephant's feet. I'll fix that. If you eat... I've seen elephant eat its own poop after stepping on its feet at the Tyler Zoo.

I ain't never eaten no other. Which I just, you know, I get it. That's so good. I mean, but you just think what I know about mammals in general that I've killed, they all got a backstrap and it's all really tender. And I imagine that one on an elephant is big. So how are we still hungry by the time we get to his feet? Yeah.

I eat elephant, Mark. Yeah. One bite at a time. Apparently he started his toes. Right. And just work your way up. Well, now, we could ask Luis. about, because he likes, uh, what?

He used some chicken feet. Chicken feet. I said, you know what chickens walk in, don't you? He said, no, what? And I said, chicken crap. Yeah. To be fair, a pig is the world's greatest food source, and they're disgusting. They are.

That's why I stay away from his feet. Yeah. To be fair, I don't eat a lot of pigs' feet. That's what I'm saying. I don't think I've ever eaten. I stick to the back in the belly. You got to think about it. Okay.

From the rooter to the two. That's a spam. Purification system that, that God, put in these creatures. Huh? Purification. Yeah. Because look how pig lives.

Yeah. And then we eat good bacon, good ham. Yeah. Just add fire. So, hey, that's something really going on there that, you know, just want to make you put you up there and tell me. How did that happen?

That that thing that lives in that place is that good. Hearing on on this thread, But is there one animal in particular? You're like, man, I'd like to try him. How? No, not one that you've had. Oh. But just like, you think about stuff across the world.

Man, I wonder what he tastes like. No, no, I do. I'll give you example. Bald Eagle? No. No, they're not very good. No, no, I wouldn't do that. It was the black buck.

The black buck? Yeah. Okay. The black one. He looks like he would be so good to eat. Yeah. And he's not. He ain't very good.

I've had him. I don't know. It shocked me when I was, I was, I said, wait a minute. You mean that thing? He looked like he would be so good eating. And they said, nope, he's a form of a goat. Okay. And goats are not very good.

The members that are like the true antelope family are not very high on the table. Yeah, they're not very good table fair. I mean, they'll eat in a, and if you hung it. Well, I know. That's like lamb. Yeah, I'm not big on it. I guess just like whiskey and wine and all that. You got to cultivate a taste?

Well, hey, guess what? I'm never going to cultivate a taste for lamb. But according, sometime when we talked about this last time, I happened to look down through the comments. And they say the young lamb, is it the mutton? Is that what a young lamb is? They say he's significantly greater than a lamb. For anything.

Yeah, I mean, look at the chicken. He's really good for it. He's born. Yeah. Grosius. Yeah. Groscious me, Amigo.

I'm trying to think of what animal I haven't ate. There's got to be some fish out there that I need to try. That fish kind of all the same. I've always been, I would eat like a kangaroo steak. I ain't ever had him. Well, that's like rattlesnake.

Everybody says how good it is? No, I mean, I think of it. I could not eat a reptile. Not that. You've eaten an alligator? No,

he ain't no good either. No, I don't. But you have. No, I've tasted it. And then I said, yeah well we're together when he ate that one i don't i don't you know everybody said well hey wait you you got the wrong one cook a young one i said hey you can't cook that where i'm waiting

it's not okay it's not great i mean what about turtle that's another have y'all eating turtle i've had turtle suit yeah well no not a turtle game that ain't terrible oh you like the thing the thing about turtle is somebody that know what they're doing amphibia there's seven different meat you get off of a turtle Okay, and if you know what you're really doing, they're delicious. Hunter, you're awful quiet over there. Is there something in the wild array of... Preparation is a big deal.

Animals you'd be interested in tasting? Yeah. I'm just curious. Hunter are going to say something wild. Hunter going to say something we probably eat all the time. Yeah. I don't know. What about a deer?

Locust. I always wonder what those deer taste. You got me interested in kangaroo state. In the John the Baptist's offense. You got me interested in kangaroo state. Locust and honey would be good. Ooh. Lois.

Locus and honey would be good. No. Just dip, no, no. I just dip the locust in honey and eat it. Dip your fingers in the honey. No, no, no, and close it. The honey's what's good. And it's good for your,

how is that? Intestine. What? Colum cleanser, son. Columnsia. Okay. How much you think John the Baptist Wade? I've never had moose.

I'd be interested in him. I'd be interested in a half. be interested in a moose i ain't ever had had moose is good i know one thing i'm okay here's what i've had i've had bear i've had caribou i haven't had that caribou either he doesn't look

well no no caribou's a reindeer well i mean he's not much his nose wouldn't red bear bear bear was it's like the alligator it's too stout it's just got a it's got a strong fling then folks out west love mountain line

oh my bad giant yeah I didn't mean to hit you there. I don't think I could eat a cat either. I love it. I ain't a tree rat. Oh, yeah, that's good eating. I ate a tree rat because, hey, that's my favorite wild grain. Yeah.

Did you go this weekend? Huh? Did you go? I did. Open the weekend of squirrels. Hey, because I don't know where a bunch of them are. Because I need to go somewhere where there. You need to slide back in Johnny D's neighborhood.

Get on Jason's old. By the pellet gun. Yeah. All the squirrels are gone. I mean, what I need to know is where there's about four or five big den trees. Big Dave's yard. Oh.

Those are our squirrel. I'm lining up this yard deer, though. Oh, man, November, that thing's in trouble. I found a spot in South Louisiana when I was stationed at Fort Polk. Mm-hmm. Okay, and I sat down under a big tree, oak tree. Yeah.

And I proceeded, Daddy was with me, and he kept hearing, pow, wum, pow, pow, wow. So he thought I had one hung up, so he comes over there. And by the time he'd get over there, He said, well, you got one hung up? I said, no, I'm done just killed late.

Out of one tree? Yeah. And he said, well, that's enough for, you know. Let's go home. Oh, let's go home. So, hey, we picked him up, going on, skinned them out, fried them up for breakfast. Hey, I can set you up with a guy we went with,

that shot the Roma candles up in the trees, and all the squirrels came running out. Remember that? Oh, yeah. Is that legal? Illegal? Oh, no. No, no, no, that's fine.

That's legal, I think. That's fun. That ain't illegal. Just because something fun don't make it legal. Trust me, I've been down that road before. That's legal. There's plenty of illegal stuff. It's fun.

I believe him. Look at him. Most fun stuff is illegal. Hey, it's legal. That's like you have vine sugars. Yeah. That's legal. Yeah.

You look, the Roman candles just as noise. And with a little rat terrier, he goes berserk when you shoot the Roma candles. It's ro-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r. He'll start balking until he starts firing the robo-cad-cad-caddle. I'm so confused. That's a hoot. Okay.

I had 25 guys get around three trees. And there's a couple of scrolls up them. And then when they start running, it's boom, bye, pow, pow, pow,

pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, boom. Let's do it. I ain't doing nothing. I don't like fireworks anyway.

Oh, hey. I'm out on them. I did too many stupid things as a kid to still have all 10 fingers. It's amazing. I don't touch fireworks anymore. Be in one tree. that's what's so funny.

You know, you start shaking, and they start shaking them vines. That's one, they got to go, that goes three, three, four, you know, because you don't never know what's up there.

I'm serious. Running for a day life. Oh, no, look, we went, we was going to church one morning. Oh,

boy. This was in high school. We're going to church. We crossed, you had to cross a highway, highway, uh, one,

free port, okay. And look, Hunter, to have thousands of acres of oak trees, bottom. So it's when they're budding out. They're not budded out yet. And Daddy just pulled off the side of the road.

He said, all right, boys, start counting. I don't know how many squirrels is in that tree. 38. In one tree. 38 squirrels in one tree. Hold on. We all counted it. The only was a deal about,

Oh, I count 36, 37, 38. We just average? Two or three of them up here. I count the ball. How do you count a squirrel, though? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. They're hanging. They seem quick.

Their tails hanging down. They're eating the buds. So they weren't moving. They weren't moving. No. Someone who tries to count fish every night again, that's tough. Well, no, you can't count fish. Okay.

Count squirrels in a tree. I've seen so many fish at a dam. come up to the dam at a lake that you could actually walk across them and I get your feet and I get feet wet upstairs you can't walk across it. Big old blue gills. Of the 30, millions of them. Of the 38 squirrels. Yeah.

How many of them lived? Oh, no, no. It wasn't, we didn't have no guns. We'd go to church. Yeah. But it was 38 and one tree. That's days before on, actually. You couldn't just drop a pen on it and come back to it next week.

Here's the best part of the story. okay. The truth? Yeah. Oh, okay. No. Hunter had this, okay.

They had probably, I'd say a thousand acres at least. Did you count them? No, but I was just saying. Acres are easier to count in. Look, they brought in the logging crew. Uh-oh. Okay. And what they done, they had got to sit down and looked at a map.

And he, he done this very, using his head. He would leave one acre, one square. square acre of woods. Mm-hmm. Clear cut it all the way around, leave that one acre. Move over, leave an acre, clear-cut out, y'all. So he cut all the woods down except there's about, oh, maybe 15 or 20, one-acre plots. Checkerboarded probably.

Checker board. Yeah, where they tut. So guess what? My brother, Phil Robertson, okay, who loves the squirrel hunt, you know, was having a rough time couldn't find any squirrels anywhere. So he said, well, let me think. He said, hey, there used to be a thousand acres of woodlands

there, hardwood. Now there's only about 20 acres of one acre plots. So he just got in his mind, well, hey, I'm going to start on this one and I'm going to hunt every one of them. One of them.

Pick me up at the last one. Yeah, one acres. And uh-oh. But now's the Gold Mine. Bonanza. Look, he walked in one. I wonder whatever happened in that place. Hey, in one weekend, we killed over 250.

Great. Was it all, you and all your brothers? Oh, everybody we had around that. Yeah. Everybody at school, we said, hey, we found them, boys. Come on. Mother load. It's a mother load, boy.

Wipe them out. So, hey, we went out and look, and he had told me, I didn't believe him. He said, hey, look, don't look in the streets. They're on on the ground. That sounds dangerous. Your dad taught you how to clean game or your brothers did. Somebody did. Oh, my dad.

You too. He looked it up on you. But I mean, you can do it. Oh, yeah. And then like when Rowdy's little boy killed all them squirrels for you, he didn't clean them very good, but you made it work. Oh, yeah. So it's got to be something about preparing the meat and then cooking it a certain way

because the axis deer that I was looking forward to eating was not very good. I was very disappointed. Oh, no, no. What went wrong? They didn't know what, number one, they probably didn't prepare it right when they cleaned it. Number two,

they didn't know what they were doing. Likewise. Okay. Because it was. Access deer is delicious. Fantastic. I've never had it. I've had it one time and it was terrible.

It's prime beef is what it is. Yeah, I've had it. Uh-oh. We're shopping now? No. So the guy, I'm working on. The guy didn't know what he was doing.

Okay. I didn't know that was coming up. But, But, you know, I don't like, that's why I wanted somebody to say, well, hey, I'll bring you some fish. Yeah, you got to know who it is. No. If he ain't, if he ain't, uh, vetted. Yeah.

Well, I know that, hey, he knows what he's doing. Yeah. Now, Gobwin, Godwin. I wouldn't accept it. Gobbun say, I'm bringing some crop. You can, you, that's fine. Yeah. Hunter say I'm bringing some crop.

You're like, oh. Yeah. It's ify. Might not even be crop. Well, no, no. Because, hey, here's saying. Like a lay. Here's, I'll give you exactly.

Here are some people. The best way or the best time to eat fish is really take a cooker with you, go to the lake, catch them. And as soon as you catch them, go to the bank, free lay them up and fire them. Thank you. Because they're fresh. Okay. Don't freeze them. No.

Don't freeze them. Hey, you know, that's why I look now. because there's too many times I spent about you know I had squirrel given to me which I appreciated it okay hair all over it

but then you got to clean me an hour to get the hair off of it to clean them and get them properly where I could cook them yeah that squirrel hair get over every time because they didn't know what they was doing

cleaning it okay and then I had to trim off all this junk just left on them that I don't want and I got that little up under their own hip. Oh, no, and then you have to, like that. You got to get that out there.

Got the glands out, okay. Because if you don't, it's going to have a strong flavor. Yeah. Because that gland is a sweat gland. Yeah, up under that front shoulder. If you don't get that gland out from under that squirrel shoulder, it stinks. It's bad. Yeah.

That's a toughie. You know it when you bite into. You're like, God. Yeah, that you didn't do it. You get it out. It's no problem. That's why when you see my, you know, I've got them cut up, you know, Two legs, back, back, front legs, two legs, okay, and a back.

That's what I get when I got a squirrel. I don't eat the head, throw it away, okay, but I've got two, four legs and a back. That back was my mama's favorite piece of squirrel. Oh, no, that's mine. Buddy, she'd chew that thing like a typewriter. I'm sitting there with a fork, getting more little bit of meats left in between that back home. Yeah. I'm serious, okay.

I said, ma'amaw, them legs got a lot more. meat on. Yeah, but that meat, that meat next to that bones way. That is the best tasting and best texture meat of any of it while I can. Quirr? Yeah. He's good. Especially if you know how to cook it.

My favorite is the dove, but he's good. Oh, that's the second run. Strong's a second. That's a good one. Look, Stone cooked some other night after we killed, what, cooked 15. I don't know if that was all we killed or not. But anyway, he ate eight. and I ate seven.

And they were, all it was, he slid them on the breast, put an alpineia pepper in it, wrapped the bacon around it, and he cooked them to perfection. Bacon was done, and the inside wasn't,

it wasn't dry. It was still, oh yeah. It was a little bit of juice in it. Mm-hmm. And hey, you just, yeah. That does.

I made myself sick. Amen, Man, buddy. Hey, you deserve it. You 70, whatever you are now. Eat like a glutton when you can. But he cooked that. I mean, it was perfect.

Hey, we're going to eat them pheasants up there in Wisconsin? Yes. Okay. We bring them back with us or that's what we're doing? We can get them shipped. Everybody that cooked it is too tough. The pheasant? Yeah, it's tough.

Yeah, figure out. I don't like lobster. You like what? I love it. Because I've never had a tender one. And the guy cooked. going to the water we ate somewhere and they had it and i said i don't really care that was at shaggy's place in uh texas oh yeah that's what was that yeah texas lobster that'd be a tough oh no it was

it was delicious yeah no and i just said now boys leave you y'all take it oh texas lobsts like kansas city too like no they they had them shipped in boys and you where were you at the red lobster shagggy oh this was his shaggy's shaggy's ranch in uh Texas There's a restaurant called Shaggy's Lobster. No, no, he owns a whole chain of restaurant. Yeah. Okay, and he's got like, he had four shifts there that night. And it was delicious.

I've never had a lot of it. I'm telling you. Oh, yeah, I'm trying to think of a bad lobster I've had. None come to mind. Yeah, I mean, it's not a shrimp, but there's a lot. No, no, because I love, like, I love coffee. Hey, them fessents are all right, as long as you cut them into like little nuggets. That's, I take the meat.

That's what, when they cooked them, they had them like, oh, chicken figures. Yeah, but see, that's too big. That's why I said nuggets. Oh, okay. And you just, well, here's the deal. Dugs.

The guy that cooked it, just, he may. Now, that, now them legs on a pheasant seemed like they got 17 bones in them. They call them toothpicks. They're like, oh, yeah, it comes with its own toothpick. Because I kept the legs and the thighs, too. They were all right, braze them and, like crockpot them. Thigh is the best part of any animal problem.

Hey, stone, stone cooks. Oh, I bet my thigh wouldn't be. Whale leg. He makes them the hors d'oeuvres. Yeah, the quail legs, delicious. They're really good. Oh, yeah. Stone and his hors d'oeuvres.

Anytime we kill quail over at Longleaf, he cooks them up, he puts some bacon wraps on them, on the breath, but he makes the legs, the hors d'oeuvre. Well, I'm looking forward to that Wisconsin, that's next week.

No, no, that's... You want to story this, because, hey, this is at one of the top of the line European hunt. Oh, we're going to have fun. Oh, you can love that. Hold on. Top of the line European hunt in Wisconsin.

Yeah. I'm going. European pheasant hunt. I'm going loaded for cheese. Yeah. No, hey, look, if they do what they did the year we win, I drank too much tea.

They will tie a red ribbon on the, on the feather. Uh-huh. And if he happens to come over you, you kill him. It's $500. You win the pot? Oh, yeah. It's $500. Hey, you're going to have the best time, I'm telling you.

I'm looking forward. I hate Johnny Deh had step up and take a leave. Unless they go south. That's the best European hunt I've ever been on. And look, I've had them in Europe. Yeah. I'll say, because I've had them at the original starting place. That's the hunt for life program.

Yeah. Yeah. We're all excited about going doing that. Because they're going to turn loose. When we was up at the first time, they turn 500 pheasant loose, 250 chuckers. So they turn a bunch of birds loose. What's the ones we couldn't hit? Pigeons.

Just a regular one. Oh, no, regular pigeons. They turn and suck. Hey, you tell you that's smart. Yeah. Hey, they turned like a hundred of them loose, and I think there were five killed. You want 20 on the first one of us to get the pigeon. And these, hey, I'm telling you, look, these boys, we killed all the feather.

We killed all the chuckers. So these boys, these were not novice. These were shotguners. I'm talking about me and you playing, $20 to the first pigeon kill. Get him, Sam. I'm not, I'm going to save my money

because, hey, look, I probably shout a box of shell and I ain't hit a feather. I ain't cut a feather. Because, hey, look,

here's, here's what's cool about it. This thing is on a no big hill. Fitches and everything at the top of the hill being released. Okay. And the hunters are all around this thing at the bottom.

And so when they come out of there, they're moving. They are moving. I got some good video of SIE last time we went, and I mean, these things were really flying fast. Now, we've been to some really good European hunts with Randy and those guys, and then we've been to some that we don't even want to talk about. It was horrible. They had to throw the birds up in the air from a scissor lift. It was terrible.

So I was like, I can't shoot them. I said, just shoot on the side we go. Yeah, this was hard. Nothing says Europe like a scissor, Lou. Sorry I had to leave. I drank so much of size tea. I was literally, I was like, I can make it to a break, and then I almost peed my pants.

Hey, that's good. You're back just in time to check on some voicemails and make sure we remind everybody to leave a review and a rating on wherever you listen to your podcast. The voice mails aren't for telling, Sai, how much you love them. It's for asking questions. The ratings and reviews are for telling Sai how much you love them. Yeah.

But call us 318, 215-6559. Have we had any great messages left to us yet? Oh, this was something. Like a great question, not, sigh, I love you. We need more. We need that in the reviews. And five stars. Hunter, hit us with something.

Well, this one's not exactly a question, but I liked it. Oh, boy. It's fine. Hi, boys. My name is Sinta from California. and I'm a huge fan of y'all. And I just want to say that Uncle Sy reminds me so much of the grandpa from the Rugrats. I did not realize until my daughter has been on a Rugrats kick and I've been revisiting all the episodes.

And I promise you, watch the Rugrats. And Uncle Cy is the Grandpa from Rugrats. Bye. God bless you guys. Thank you, for... sharing your awesome podcast with the world. Thank you. That is funny.

There he is. There's a guy. I find you a job as a commentator, darling. You've got a lovely voice. Lou Pickles. I don't know what that means, but I'll take it. I haven't watched that show in a minute. When did it come out?

It's been a while. My kids were young when this was... I wasn't allowed to watch that show as a child because my mom walked in and that girl was yelling at her mom, and mom was like, nope, not going to learn that. Nope. Man, Rugrats. I was a young tyke.

I have no idea. It doesn't say on any of the quick Google searches. Hunter, did you choose this just simply for Rugraps? Hunter watches old cartoons. I saw something about the wow. That's probably what Cy was watching. Hunter, how much cartoons do you watch in a day? Why?

I asked you to answer a question. I love it. Hunter, how much cartoons do you watch? And you're not, I'm going to ask you. How old are you and how many cartoons? I'm going to ask that a different way. In your media consumption, aside from working here and editing us, is there a, do you have more amount of time on animated things or human things in your media consumption? Like, do I work on animated things?

No. You can call it work if you need to. I like some anime. and some of the newer animated movies that I guess are more for kids are actually pretty good. Okay. Like the new Transformers movie. Okay. I'm excited for the new.

So you fired up about Moana too? No, I couldn't care less. Oh, okay. I don't. I didn't know how far this went. Dreamworks though, like the wild robot. That looks really good. So you watch a lot of cartoons?

I watched some. Oh, wasn't a wild robot just on? Yeah. on the movie. Yeah. My wife wasn't so I saw it. And she said it was actually good. Was it better than Ted?

I don't know. Yeah, that's the one. That's the one that you had to leave. I thought he was going to a movie about a teddy bear. It turned on him. Yeah, hey, somewhere along the liar, it got screwed up big tire. Because it had, it had, what was the rating? PG?

No, it was rated R. No, no. Yeah, somewhere you. When I seen it, it. It was rated PG, because that's the only reason I went. I thought it was a comic. Oh, yeah. Well, let's check out another voicemail.

We've already done down the radio to Taylor. You got another one? Hey, y'all. My name is Sam from North Carolina. I just want to start off by saying, I love y'all's show. I grew up watching Duck Dynasty, and now I watched every single episode of the Duck Hall Room. I just want to ask you, I know you've probably worked plenty of odd jobs in the past before you started working at Duck Commander. which of those jobs were a favorite and which of those jobs will probably

at least favorite. Thank you all. Odd jobs. That's a good question. Least favorite. What was his name again? Sam. Sam from North Carolina.

The worst job in the world. Oh, here we go. Reed making. Okay. It's read making. What about when you were picking cotton? I thought you didn't like that. Well, I didn't like picking cotton because it's too rough old to hand.

But hey, the most boring. But that was your job? Can I tell you a job I don't want brand new, freezer clean out? We need a freezer cleaned out on the? Terrible job. That's easy to. Terrible job.

Terrible job. Call Martin, he'll clean it. Don't call Martin if you got to clean it. Terrible job. It ain't in his job description. Terrible job. No clean up booze, boys. I've enjoyed most of them.

I had a bad one. You worked at Red Lobster. I did have one bad one. I could think about. The worst one I had was, okay, was worse than Dr. commander reed maker was uh was roofing roofing yeah i wouldn't make it that's a tough okay and this is uh industrial i've always wondered about the people that like worked underneath like garbage trucks you know like if a transmission goes out on a garbage truck they probably treat

those kind of like you treat a free yeah just leave it leave it leave it hey you take it when it breaks down, you take it to the yard and throw it in the back. Yeah, because a garbage truck mechanic, that'd be a toughie. Yeah. Because that's where all the juices end up. That's where you're right. That big compression thing that presses it all. Yeah, guess what?

If there's any liquids, that's the juicer. It all goes down, boys. That's making me hungry. I used to, I worked at a gym for a while for like one. summer, I think I was in college, and I had to clean the bathroom, the pool, and then I went around, and if some dude worked on a machine and didn't wipe the sweat up, I had to like go wipe the... Well, you would have never made it in the military.

That was gross. You wouldn't make it in the military, JD. Deal. No thing. I think he's aware. Sarge would hand you a toothbrush. Come in a head and clean the latrine. See, I don't even go places where they call it a latrine.

Well, I have you said. I'm a bathroom kind of. You are trying to clean the urinal. The exot. Urinal was a toothbrush. The exotic word he has is a bidet. Yeah. But hey.

I bathroom's pretty clean because we got a bidet. Yeah, that was the worst job I had. I didn't really like it. Hey, the roofy job was bad because I was the tar man. You towed it or you put it up? Oh, no. We had to heat it up and then shoot it up a pipe to the top of the roof. and a very dangerous job.

Mm-hmm. Because a kid had a bucket full of hot tar liquid. Oh, yeah. And sloshed it, got it on him. Yeah. Well, hey, guess what? He lost a lot of skin. Yeah, that's terrible.

I had to... And you can't take it off. I had to dress up like Winnie the Pooh and put on a costume when I was in high school. That sounds like a dream job for you. For like service merchandise. You all remember that place? Service merchandise. Yeah, they used to have a good toy catalog.

Mm-hmm. It was terrible. It's over off Louisville. Yes. Yeah. Uh-huh. That was terrible. That was a cool place.

Johnny, do you probably sit in my lap and asked me for something for Christmas. I may have a picture of me with Philip somewhere. That'd be awesome. Well, I've got a picture at home, okay. Sorry,

major talked me into becoming the Easter bunny. No. Oh, we've seen that one, right? Yeah, yeah, I think we have.

Oh, no, that's one of the greatest. Yeah. That was like, Easter bunny the rough years. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you didn't look very jovial. Well, no, no, because I, you know, I was the, the sucker who said yes. I was the public relations for the Army, okay? Keeping everybody happy. That picture does not come up. You good. They talk me into doing so much wild junk for wearing a bunny suit.

You didn't like me and Sam? No, no. I, no, I mean, I had to do the Santa Claus thing, too. Oh, yeah, I don't Sarah Claus. This was Winnie the Pooh. Oh, Winnie the Pooh. Yeah. Missed that.

Yeah, that sounds. Bucket full of honey. Me and Christine was talking one time, and I said, well, I just, I was gone a lot with a kid. Well, she pulls out, you know, the photo albums. You know, she said, well, what about here? It shows the bunny suit, okay? They're talking about here. the picture.

Send it, Hunter. What about here? You know. So you were there more than you. You just couldn't remember. Maybe I didn't remember all the stuff that I did when I was home. You did a lot of stuff. Yep.

You sending it? Yeah. It's just being slow. Oh, Hunter. But I made a good looking six-foot rabbit. I love you. You made a good-looking six-foot rabbit? Yeah, I was, hey, look, I want to, I just go to the bars and dress up as a rabbit.

That way, a guy said, hey, yeah, I just. I've seen a six-foot pink rabbit walked out of here while I go. Was it like a crit? Oh, my word. Hey, you see it? I did it just. Show me, homie.

I did it just so that everybody would say, hey, that guy's crazy. He said he just saw a six-foot tall rabbit, pink rabbit. Wow. Look at Scott. I'm more looking at the bunny's whiskey. Yeah, for sure. Yep.

I'm just looking at the bunnies whiskers. Yep. Where's your beard at? Oh, right. Can't have a beard in the military son. You got a little sagging ear on that one side. Yeah, flopper. Yeah, they make medicine for that.

No. Oh, my word. That's my neutral. It gets you parked right up. Ecclesiastic 9-10. Whatever your hands find to do do it with all your might for in the realm of the dead where you are going there is neither working nor planning nor knowledge nor wisdom so work hard while you're here even if you're an

easter by even if it is a weird odd job winnie the poo or wiping up other people sweat makes me want to leak him we'll see y'all next time right here in the car room we're out