Duck Call Room - Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met

Episode Date: February 11, 2025

Uncle Si explores his list of loves and hates from America’s biggest sports event, and his buddies think he’d do a better job just doing it himself next year. John-David realizes he’s entered a new age bracket, and Brittany reveals her adorable first thought upon meeting Martin the first time. Si chooses a cartoon alter ego that’s so on brand, and Martin dishes the latest potty humor taking over his household. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you rolling, Hunter? I'm ready. I've been working on this little opening bit. I've been working on this opening little bit the whole drive from where we all just came from. Yeah, good times, man. Welcome back. Si, how are you? I'm good.

We've got Brittany Martin in the house. That's it. And I need the fans to know something. Sequels are terrifying. Have you seen Jurassic Park 2? Terrible. Have you seen Mighty Ducks 2? No.

It's fantastic. Is it? Real good. Mighty Ducks was going to have a... It came out in like 1994. They had a second one? Yeah, all about Team USA and Gordon Bombay leading the kids from Minnesota over Iceland and the world junior championships.

Go watch it, trust me. At one point a polar bear goes and goes, hello there, Missy, how about a bear hug? Anyways, it's a great movie. That's neither here nor there. What I'm saying is, Duck Dynasty 2 is a thing. Please look for us all for wearing these clothes at some point. we were Mighty Ducks 2 today gang and you don't know what we've been we flew close to the sun

did we yeah that was magical and we can't tell the people why it was so magical anyways Martin's wearing a cute shirt I am very colorful Brittany's wearing normal Britney clothes me and Sire wearing it's a little bright for her yeah I was about to say it is a little bright for me are you normally more drab?

I'm more earthy more earthy that's where her and Allison get along a little more earthy yeah olive yeah really olive maroon gray, black. That's about it. Yeah, he nailed it. Speaking of too old.

Go ahead, Brittany. She's too old for the Super Bowl halftime show, boy. Oh, man. She came in hot. I just, I did. That whole thing was a fiasco. I'm with Cy. What's that?

The Super Bowl? The whole thing. I would be ashamed to be involved with it. Which part of it? Which part of it? of it. All of it. Hey, now I do think, I

want to say, I think there was part of the Super Bowl that was fantastic. Seal is a seal. That was good. That was, that was. When seal came out as a seal. Yeah, that was good. Because at some point, there was a board meeting

and a guy goes, I got an idea and I need you not to shoot it down. What if we get seal to be a seal? That was good. It was. That was my favorite part. Wasn't even what I was talking.

What were you talking about? No, I mean, I'll get there, but... It's not going to beat Seals as a Seal. Is that what you just... Yeah, I didn't even know that happened. Yeah, that was cool. Don't worry. I've already saved the video so I can send it to my friends.

Yeah, that was true. Yeah, it was really good. Yeah, I haven't seen that, so... Seal is a Seal? I was busy, like... It was a Mountain Dew commercial. Hold on. Well, here's a...

We can't pass Seals as a series. Yeah, there it is. My Pippers can't hold Mountain Dew. It slips right on through. What a shame. What if we get you... So is that, like, is that to the tune of Kiss from a Rose? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. He sang a Kiss from Marose Mountain Dew song as a seal. No, it was his voice because it was a seal, but seal's face. When I tell you, I laid my head down to go to sleep, and I was almost asleep, and I giggled a little, just thinking back to it. That was my favorite part of the whole Super Bowl. What was the good part to you, Martin? D.T. getting love? No.

Seemed pro-america? Not even that. Everybody was getting along. I'm not even going to be so petty as to say it's when Taylor Swift got booed. But that was hilarious, by the way. And so did the memes that followed with her and the little like puppet thing that, man. What is going on? That was good.

Welcome to New Orleans, Taylor. We're happy to have you. Welcome to Louisiana. That was my favorite part. People love New Orleans. Yeah. It smells weird. It does.

And, you know, you're probably not going to get robbed. But you might get shot. Other than that. And they put their best foot forward. And you're going to eat good. New Orleans is awesome. The dining in New Orleans is fantastic. I was proud of New Orleans for putting on their big girl clothes and looking apart this week.

I think they cleaned up too. We cleaned up a little bit. We cleaned up a little bit. We're washing the streets. That's new. Yeah. They put a carpet on Bourbon Street. Wow.

You see that? I bet that thing today. I hope they got rid of it. That was a one-use carpet. No. No, whenever they won the Eagles, which congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles, your Super Bowl champions.

Lottie calls them the other Eagles now. Explain it to her. That's not the Eagles that you are. They interviewed the coach, man, and I thought the coaches' interview with Tom Rinaldi was spectacular. I'd never like that guy. I became a Nick Siriani fan last night

because of his answers to Tom Rinaldi's questions. I actually, my fantasy football buddies, when he did that, I said, crap, I like Sir, Seriani now. Uh-huh. Yeah. He had one line in there that I think rings true that I've never really considered is that you can't be great without the greatness of others. He said that about his team.

And I said, holy crap, what a thought. Like, that is incredible. to recognize that it took, what are they, 53? 53. 47 dress out. Yeah. It took all, 53 of them to make them great. That is a fact that is lost in today's world so easily that you think it's about yourself

or something you did or something somebody has done. No, it took all 53 of them pulling the rope the same freaking way to get to where they were. A bottle of sweat, blood. And when that's the first thing you say after the biggest victory of your life, like that's the pinnacle. You're done it. You're done. There'll be a statue of you somewhere now.

Yeah. You can retire. You have done the biggest your profession can do. And that was the first thing that come out of his mouth. I was like, okay. Okay. I like this cat. Didn't know him.

Didn't know him before. I never really liked him. And I would not have. And that turned me. And here's what's funny when you visually look at that guy, would not have pegged that to come out of his mouth. Well, he looked like... Well, he looked like the elf's little brother.

Yeah. Buddy the elf. He looked just like that kid from Buddy the elf. He's so intense. Like, you're just like, man, that guy doesn't look. But then whenever you strip it all down, the guy's crying. His kid says happy tears. Like, and then does the Eagles chance.

I was like, frigging go Eagles, man. Like, I don't even know nothing about y'all. Like, and then he followed it up with putting his faith right out there in front of however many people were still there. And then Jalen Hertz sang the same song right after that. Like, man, good for y'all, man. Go. Jaylon Hurts a great story. That's the thing that got me.

Everybody underestimated the team. Yeah. Yeah. They really did. Well, how could you not, right? They underestimated Hearst first. Yeah. That man is a ball player.

beast. All right. He's got it all. How do you think Nick Saban felt last night? I bench that kid. But I think Jalen Hertz would say he was right to do it. Oh, absolutely. And then Jalen Hertz said, watch us.

Yeah. And that's why you just got to be impressed with him. And he just seems like a good dude. Yeah. I'm going to for everything of Jalen Hertz is an Oklahoma sooner. Amen. Bumer sooner. He ain't know Alabama player.

And. Meanwhile, Tua was at home in Miami. know, just chill and watching it. The only thing I didn't like is when Siriani tried to keep Kellyn Moore. That was funny. That was funny. I'll give him that. Don't stay there.

We'll pay you more. Let's run this back. Everybody loves New Orleans. Is that official now? It's not official yet, but I've been waiting for two weeks and I've been watching my phone all day. I got you. No, but that was kind of my take-on from the Super Bowl, man.

That and I'm old. The way that they won. The way I appreciate that. I appreciate their conference. versus, you know, the post-game stuff. I was like, man, that's really cool. So, yeah, man, I was glad to see that in prime time on a Sunday night. Well, especially since it's, most of the, you know,

is always centered on one person. Hot chocolate strikes again. And your microphone. But, hey, it's about, it's about loving. guys. Well, if they hadn't been, they'd lost last night, right? Yeah. Because the Chiefs handled Sequin Barkley, who you thought is what the Eagles' offense was. They didn't handle that tush push. We got to do it one time. And everybody complained about that, go do it. Yeah. Josh Allen tried. He couldn't.

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Stop. Support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. That was a cool thing to recognize in that moment, that it took all 53. And however many practice squad people, too. Like, I mean, just... And Brittany felt like a boomer was her direct quote through the halftime show. I just wasn't my favorite halftime show.

Well, half-time... I couldn't understand what he was saying. Boomer. I know. Here's the funny part. Here's when I fell old. I saw... Everybody explained to me why it was good and all the backstory and why the tennis player

was dancing. And I was like, if you got to explain it, I'm not going to get it. Yeah. And then I was at work this morning. My dad goes, well, I mean, if you got to explain it that much, how am I going going to get it? And I said, oh, no. there it is i said i i agree totally dad like i'm your age now we are here i'm 65

just like that but seriously quit explaining to me what the super ball halftime show was i don't get it so i just don't get it yeah the all the sublimital and all the yeah you know what i think would have been cool blink 182 yes right can we just bring back bands man you speak of my language everybody yeah even the kid my kids know blink one 182. That's a good dad. That's a good dad right now. What's my age again? Yeah. We can bleep out that part too, a lot less bleeps even. I will say this. I looked up to words that dude's song. If you're under 18, you're not allowed to do that. That page of the internet's blocked. But I got to give him props for being able to edit his own music. I don't know how you sing half the words to a song like

that. Maybe even 40% of the song he actually sang. I didn't watch much of it because I I was cooking during that time. But the part that I was inside for during that, I just couldn't hear him. So I didn't know if that was like, it just was hard to hear. Those were the cuss words. Oh.

And so he couldn't say those. Oh, there you know. I thought my TV was lagging. Yeah. Hey, whatever. You hit some out of the park, you miss some, like, I remember the, when was Dr. Dre?

Was that? Oh, man. That was cool. But I think a lot of it has to depend on your, generation and what you would think would be cool, right? Yeah. You know, I mean, I'm not going to. I feel like this was the first Super Bowl that I've ever watched and I felt like

You were out of the demographic? I was out of the demographic. Yes. I felt very old and I was like, uh. All I know is I already own a Jeep. So that was a cool. My wife owns a Jeep. I like their commercial with Harrison Ford because he said, my last name's Ford.

And he's Han Solo. So I'm in. And I'm going to buy a Mountain Dew today at some point. Biggest seal was a seal. I can't believe you missed the seal part. It's the greatest commercial. That's all I learned about the thing. That was the biggest thing I related to in the whole thing.

The only thing I'm in the demographic for. What seal is a seal? Is cool America commercials and seal being a seal. Well, there you go. I just figured, Cy, you got any tips for the Kansas City Chiefs? Nope.

You were full of tips for the Notre Dame fighting Irish. I just know that they didn't show up. There it is. There it is. No shows. No show. Oh, no show Jones. To be fair. At one point, Patrick Mahones was going to see how far he could throw a football,

which I'm assuming means his arm's moving way faster than mine's ever been capable of moving. And it got hit and he fumbled. And then another 350-pound man punched him square in the mouth. Yeah. And that man stood up after that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we can sit here and talk about. I'd still be on the floor.

The things that they should and shouldn't be doing, but at the end of the day, You're not out there on the field. I got hurt the other day when Carter gave me a hug. He's getting too big for that. How they're doing this with helmets hitting your arm? Sounds terrible. I actually enjoyed Tom Brady's commentary of it, which is kind of weird. I don't really enjoy much that comes out of his mouth.

That was the worst. Back when we played Patrick, Ma'Hunt. We get it. You used to be in the league. bring back Chris Collinsworth or somebody else that we don't care about. Yeah, Collinsworth's worse than him. I don't know. I just like to hear people's perspective that have done it.

I hate when the commentators are people that haven't done it and they start telling you why and how. See, I think me and Si would make a great commentating. Oh, yeah, I would, but then nobody's watching the game, right? Everybody's still the Super Bowl. Yeah, but ain't nobody watching. You got a chance here, somebody. Yeah. We'll do it for half the price of Tom Brady.

He'll be the color. I'll be the play-by-play. crush it. I'm going to work on that graphic at the bottom of the screen. It looked like Fox ran out of money. I like that. That was the one thing that I was like, I guess I'm wrong. All my other opinions were pretty spot on with the internet.

So that one, I was like. I thought I was watching like 1989 TechMobile, like just real glitchy Nintendo stuff. I thought that was, I didn't like it. I didn't care for it. But, you know, we can sit here, everybody got an opinion. I'd there people listen to here saying, well, I wish y'all wouldn't do that. So that's fine. And y'all have that right to that opinion just like we do. So that's a cool thing. That's a cool thing about living in America. And you know what? Patrick Mahomes ain't going to listen to me

and I ain't going to listen to y'all. No, he might. I might listen to some of y'all. You know who I will listen to? Who? You know the lady from Arkansas? Arkansas. You've never met her actually. Okay. She says she'd like to meet you though. You seem like, it's a direct quote. She texted me earlier. Here's the rule. Not many people that listen to this are going to ever get my phone number, but if you're the lady that brings those homemade oatmeal cream pies. Oh, praise God. They're showing up Wednesday. And I was supposed to tell you that.

Okay, you just did. Thank you for that. But she also said, Martin's the only one I've never met. But I'd like to meet him most because he seems like a good time. Oh, well, you have a way in. You have a key to the door right there. You have homemade oatmeal cream pies. Those are currently being made for us.

See you, Wednesday. Thank you, Miss Arkansas. I don't know if you're really Miss Arkansas but in my mind you are because those homemade oak milk cream pies are fantastic. I'll bring you one there. I was about to say, can I get one with it? Yeah, I'll bring you one.

No problem. Her kid had a birthday party up here. Oh, for real? Oh, yeah. That's the first one to do that, huh? Oh, okay. And she brought gifts for us. I was like, this lady rules.

Man, I'm here to tell you. What a time to be alive. What a time to be alive. What a time to freaking be alive. I do love it. How are the twins, Brittany? How's being a mom of two rambunctious biters? I'm exhausted.

Hey, they don't bite. You don't look exhausted. Oh, thank you. No, they're not biters. But they'll punch you. They'll head butt you. Yeah. No biting, though.

Yeah. They're boys. Boys will be boys. Yeah, they're a good time. They have a sweet side. I call them Sour Patch kids. They got a sweet side and they got a sour patch. How old are they now?

Not quite two and a half. So, yeah, we've about got this one. whooped, right? We're definitely in the thick of the twos, though. The twos are the worst. Yeah, emotions are coming hard and fast. They're starting to figure out what those are. I go through emotional whiplash daily.

I don't know what I'm going to get. Yeah, we did have our first busted lip. Not as cool of a store as you think. It was self-inflicted. Yeah, definitely. Aren't they all? Well, this one, he just hit himself in the face with a bus, because that's a good idea.

A whole bus? Well, a little wooden bus. He was spinning around with it and then got a little loose in turn three there and bop right upside and I look over here, he just got a fat, bloody lip. I was like, boy, that's what life does to you, son,

when you think you got it all under control, bop, hit you right in the mouth. How do you react to control? That's basically what it is. They just wake up every day and just try to figure out a way to hurt themselves. That's the era we're in right now. Pretty legit at it too.

But it's fun, man. And right now is a lot of fun, or for me it's a lot of fun. Brittany, you're not having fun? I'm just. No, she's there all the time. On the daily. Yeah, so probably not as fun, but I think we'll see. I'm still having fun though.

I don't want to say that because it is, gosh, man, they say some of the funniest things. Oh, yeah. Do some of the funniest thing. Oh, yeah. They're taught you, I got a video the other day and he was just spouting off the ABCs, but. Oh, a couple smarty pants. Well, he was getting every letter wrong, but. Yeah, it ain't about the letters.

He was pointing at letters and just guessing. which one it was. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the recognition of letters he's good at if you have a puzzle.

Yes. But when he just sees, when he sees words strung together, that's just letters. ABC. We'll go through the whole thing. Lottie went through a W phase. W?

Everything started with. The president? Oh. No. You'd ask her, what's dogs start with? And she'd think real hard and go,

W? I was like, duh. No. Yeah. What's cats start with? W. No, no, no, no.

Right now, oh, the coolest part, Waylon has finally realized that farts are funny. Yes. He can fart on command. Hold on. It's funny. He can fart on command? Yeah, we basically, he'll, we're like,

he'll do it on his own, and then we'll be like, do it again, and you can see him. Because we laugh when he does, because he can. He can rip one on command? He can rip a grown adult one on command. We need to take this kid on America's got. talent. He get it from his daddy.

He got paid for something like that. It does make me giggle, though. It's funny. Like, I'm just glad he thinks farts are funny. Yeah. Sometimes you run across them people who get a little uptight about them. Well, I mean, there's a time and a place to get uptight about them. I was not to say, we're going to have to.

Well, when you're two and a half, they should be. They should be funny. They're actually, they get funnier. Whenever it's not funny for me to do it, it only gets funnier when a kid does it. Yeah. Church, for instance. Oh, yeah, he'll be that kid. If I rip one off in the middle of a sermon, nobody's laughing at that.

That's shame. Yeah. If your kid does it, everybody's laughing. Yeah, because he'll, I mean, he just does it and it looks around with the biggest smile on his face. Makes me very proud dad. Have you done that? What? Ripped one in the middle of a church service?

No. Not out loud. Have I ever told you about Carter on that plane? No. Oh, no. But you need to. Gang. Cy was the worst experience of my life.

We're going to Colorado. We're in Dallas. We're flying into Colorado Springs. We're somewhere at 30-some-odd thousand feet. We're like halfway there. And a smell hits me. Oh, no. And I'm about, it's my mom, my sister, her three kids.

So there's 11 of us. Seats are 3-33. So, like, I'm with my nieces, my twin nieces. One of why? They're small. No, they ain't going to talk. There you go. We're just chilling.

Like, they're very quiet. They're very quiet kids. I'm like, hey, you go sit with the boys and the rambunctious crew. And all of a sudden I smell something. I'm like, oh. There's a nasty odor. Oh, it was poisonous, maybe. And I look at this poor dad on the left.

And I'm like, nasty baby just took a dump on this plane. Why don't you make him do that before we got on it? And then I'm like, I noticed the panic. the dad's panic and he looks and he's checking that kid's diaper. I'm like, at least he's going to go change it. Then he doesn't. And I'm like, the smell's still here too. I'm just like, oh.

And then all of a sudden my sister looks at me and Carter's in the corner just giggling. There's people checking diapers all over this plane because somebody has clearly taken a dump somewhere. And my son's just over there smiling at my sister, knowing it was him. And then I'm embarrassed. I got them. Yeah, we're trying not to let everybody else on the plane know, oh, that was us.

I got them. I said, Carter, you gas out that entire plane, man. And he just, to this day, if we're getting on a plane, Benz will go, I just hope Carter doesn't fart. Try and kill us all in the, I'm telling you, the oxygen mask almost dropped. It was that bad. I love it. That would have been good.

Oh. I kid you not. I saw two parents checking diapers of other people. Because that was the only explanation for how foul. Somebody, somebody doesn't sold themselves. Nope, just Carter ripping one.

Oh, how is it traveling with kids? We haven't done that yet. Don't do it. Ever, why would you? Yeah. Ever in a world.

I have a nice house. I just really like staying there. Where I can. No, it's not bad. We've got to the point now. You have to make it a game. so like when we drove to St. Louis a few years ago

I was who's a road warrior and so then they were out to prove that they could sit in a car the longest and like Ben's literally like we stopped after like four hours of driving and I was like let's go the bathroom he's like nope road warrior that's stupid there's a difference like you got to get out and like let's get a snack and he's like I'm a road warrior dad I don't have to go the bathroom I'm like how do you not he's like I haven't drank anything in like three days

to prepare for this moment. I'm like, well, that's unhealthy. But they're pretty good about it. And nowadays, you've got iPads and stuff. We don't do iPads for the first hour. Then it's like, whatever you want to do back there just to make it through. Oh, the boys don't even have iPads yet.

I'm so, nothing against them. We're very against them. Yeah, I'm just. But we have them. I don't want to be an iPad mom. I know the time is going to come at some point, especially for long trips. and things of that nature.

Road trips and stuff, they're good. Because we don't have TVs in the car either. Yeah. Like I didn't want to be like, hey, yeah, we're going to drive. Like, we're watching TV on the way to church. That's dumb. We'll just talk as a family or listen to music or something. But you got an eight-hour drive.

We're going to watch TV. I'm going to watch TV on that. I might even be the one driving. That's not safe. People don't do that. Oh, shit. Hey, I got a question. You're a shoe officiantado, right?

Strong word, but maybe. I have many shoes. How come in Monroe this weekend folks was like fighting and shooting over tennis shoes? Oh, it hibbets. I saw, we made like national news. You know that, sir? Something about some Jordan fives or something got released this weekend or something. They're fighting over?

No, they were shooting each other. Straight up, fist fighting, gunshots fired. It's a wild video. All over a pair of shoes. Oh, there's a video? I didn't see the video. You hadn't seen the video? Oh, there's a video.

In a store that I've been in. I've been in that hibbitt. Many times. To get shoes? Is that why you go there? No. Oh. You know, support local and brick and mortar stores rule.

I'm buying my shoes on one. There you go. I want to get shot. But they live. But no, our mayor, not our mayor. The Monroe mayor. That's a distinction, people. There's a river between.

I was just supposed to say a bridge. He had to come out with a whole thing. It was a bad deal. Yeah, I just couldn't believe that tennis shoes we're through the point of society where tennis shoes equal gunshots. Like, I just find that bizarre, right? Like, is that not weird that we can't just? Mental illness.

Mental illness, okay. Well, there was, do you hear about that guy that was faking like he was hurt and on, it was over by Target? What's that service road behind Target? Mill Haven. Mill Haven. And he was faking it. so that people would stop and check on him,

and he was trying to steal their car. You like drag the lady out. That's why Live PD ended up here. Yeah, we do have Live PD here. You said that with too much excitement in your voice. That's a bad thing. Yeah, I just love that show. It was like, yeah, I'm going to get on it.

I love that show. We made it. No, I just, it's crazy. Trying to see if I can get the crux of the shoes. You hear it. It says something about Jordan Fives. That's all I know. over people Jordan fives aren't even that cool okay I had to say that um yeah

those shots are being fired over over these shoes right here sye how's that make you feel those shoes right there oh no somebody got shot at over those over tennis shoes and those are probably like $200 shoes actually let's look it up they look very too 2000s, early 2000s. It is the 2000s. No, early 2000s. A very different age than now. Is that what you look at shoes and think of?

What year they were made? Yeah, kind of. Because no one can be original anymore. If you think about it. Give me here. Okay. It's a very uncomfortable sitting position, so I need to hear quickly. I'm impressed that you did that.

You don't want to play this game with him. What? I don't know. I just bought these. Yeah. I'm just saying. That's the funniest part about shoes to me is people think Some shoes are special, and then you just buy the regular ones,

and most humans don't recognize it. Johnny D. got more shoes than probably everybody in here. That's not true. Huh? Those shoes right there I can buy for $318 right now in my size. And my size is a more expensive one because I got big feet. So for $318, I would just give you that if you were going to shoot me.

Yeah, here. I'll even buy them. You can have them. I'll pay for them. You can have them. You go home with the shoes. Just don't shoot me. Please.

What a time to be alive. So, somebody, over $318, somebody almost died. Look at size face. They really don't look cool. That's just where we are. Of course, I didn't think the Super Bowl halftime show is cool either. Hold on. Are my shoes cool?

Your shoes actually look pretty cool. Okay, we're okay then. Yeah. What about size shoes? Always. I bought them for $30 for him off eBay. Did you really Slip on?

He's all about a slip on too. Well, I mean, I knew we didn't make them anymore So I went to the wonderful world of eBay to see if a pair in size 10 still exists Well, I had about 10 pair of them and they all got wore out. Yeah, he wore. And you know how much he paid for them? I was down to, I was down to put gorilla glue on them to keep them from, you know.

That sounds like something he would do. That's a way better system than shooting people over new shoes. Hunter, good news for us. I don't think anybody's going to shoot us over our Brooks from Academy and our wide feet. Since we have the same shoes. Oh, Hunter's as far as the Wide Foot Club. Yeah. I choose comfort over style.

Yeah. I had his offspring. You don't say. I'm also struggling with that problem for my... What, comfort or style? No, your offspring are going to be in Crocs until they're 12. Yeah, probably so. Especially Jackson.

Yeah. He got a stump down there. Whalen can wear whatever you want. Whaling wear all the normal people stuff. Jackson. We over in that B&T section, big and tall, they'd be fine. Do they still call that section for the kids Husky? Like to make them feel better or they got to get rid of that?

I got to be honest with you, my friend. As a child, I was the tiny one. I didn't get Husky until an adult. You were Benz? Yes. You were a late bloomer. Smallest kid on the basketball court. There you go.

Okay. You said, no, I've always been this way. I started out. Yeah. You were Husky. Yeah. I've seen the photograph. Yeah.

Yeah, that's fine. I'm good with it. I wasn't husky, but I was a giant. I could see over everybody. Oh, you were that girl? I was that girl. You were the tall girl in place. Her name was Julie in my class.

There's one in every crowd. The weirdest part about this, by the way, like, I feel like if I had to move somewhere, I could be like, yeah, Julie was cool. I asked her on a date in sixth grade, and we never talked again. But the problem is... Might have been a height thing.

Yeah, it definitely was. She was way to. I'm taller in her now in your face, Julie. The problem is, Julie's nephew, I was at his birthday party the other day with Ben's because his town so small. There you go. You go to that school, you just run into all the people

you went to school with. Was Julie there? Yeah. She's still tall? No, she's been the same size since like seventh grade. Oh, she's early. Like Brittany. Yeah.

Oh, she's still pretty big, though. Yeah, I'm six feet. You're not six foot tall. She crowd six foot. No. You're six foot tall? Yeah, she crowded it. Yeah.

She don't look at tall because she's next to me. Is that what it is? Yeah, we're just... Are you six-foot-old? Yeah, when I saw him in his height, I was like, I want that one. Like the other night... Well, like the other night... I want that one.

I want that one. Hey, friend, you didn't do wrap this show up and go home or say... It was so hard. Y'all had kids for four hours, and all of a sudden, Brittany's over here wanting that one. Dating for me was hard because guys don't grow until later... Later on down the road. You just edit yourself. Well, I was like the smallest kid in class and then one of the bigger ones between 9th and 10th grade,

just over summer. I was like, hey, everybody. Then they're like, can you move? I was like, do not know how to work this whole thing. It took me 20 years ago and my head. That's true. I mean, I got a, I got a noggin' now. Six foot tall, Brittany.

Yeah. Yeah, like the other night when we're... My license says I'm 511. But if I stand up straight, I'm six feet tall. Yeah. The other night when we were at that deal, that party, Allison come over and kind of got in between me and Brittany. We was all just standing there talking.

I was like, wow, you're little. She is so little. I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I like sitting by y'all at church because used to, I awkwardly stood out. Yeah. Now it's us. Now you're just one. Now Allison stands out because she's a tiny one.

Yeah. Now you just want the, now you just one of the big people that sit down front. Yeah. I don't like whenever I'm a, everybody else's heads at my shoulders. Yeah. Church is the only place that I sit down front, even though I'm tall. Most places I go to the back of a room just to be kind and polite. We were all.

That's funny. a really funny thing that happened today that we're not allowed to talk about back row. We were all in the back row and Allison kept complaining that she couldn't see. I know. Yeah. Yeah, she can't hang out with us in a crowd. Allison got to get up there at the front. Yeah. Like, that's fine. You know, everybody had to kneel in their t-ball. I'm used to being in the back. Yeah. Back row. Pictures. Choir. All the thing.

All the thing. The choir just means you can't sing if you're in the back. No, not true. You can sing. also not true. Oh, so much. Wow. Hey, good news for you. I's got a band.

Speaking of, I will have you know on Instagram last night, and I know you probably didn't check it. I did put up that today I was going to start a petition for you and the psychotics to get back together to perform the next Super Bowl halftime show. Would you be willing to do that? Why not? Hey, I'm with you I'm here for it

Why not? You're probably going to have to find something A little more upbeat Than he stopped loving her today though Well, yeah We don't have to do something What song would you do? Super Bowl halftime show

There's How many people watch it? 100 million people? I don't know, but I bet last night's struggle But one song, you got one song that you can nail

Tennessee whiskey I don't know who we got to talk to to get sigh to sing Tennessee whiskey. That one song would take up the whole halftime show. That's that. Actually, you know who would make an excellent halftime show? Hootie and the Blowfish. Yeah, you sing everything.

And then, whoop, go to Darius Rucker, wagon wheel. And then instead of Serena Williams doing whatever dance she was doing, Cy walks out, crowd goes wild, bald eagle, lights on the 50-yard line, Donald Trump signs an executive order that this is now Appreciation Day from this day hence forward and I think Jesus might come back shortly there afterwards because we peaked in society Speaking of our president did he really put in an order at from the suite at the Super Bowl to quit making pennies Yes

Quit making what? Pinnies are gone Pinnies. Pinnies are gone. Quit making new pennies. There's go. They're not necessary. Look, this is how you know that the government's been in charge of the government. and now people that have been in charge of business are now in charge of the government. They said, we're making these pennies.

How much does it cost to make a penny? Two cents. Hmm. It costs two cents to make one penny? It costs two cents to make one penny. To make a penny. So you know what DT said? Bong, that's over.

All fast. That doesn't make any sense. Not logical. Why would you spend two cents to make one penny? It makes such little sense. It makes negative one cent every time. you do it. Yeah. Yeah. You're always in the hole. Yeah. You're never going to go. In other words, could have been stupid. We'll never financially recover from making pennies.

So does that mean we need to start saving our pennies? You know what? I was at work today and there was a lot of cash customers this morning and every one of them I was giving like two or three pennies to and I was like, should I just start giving them nickels? Should I start saying sorry? We're rounding. Yeah. Down every time. Rounding up. Rounding to my favor. every time. I don't know how it works. Yeah. I'd bury them, but I'm afraid Jay's come dig up my yard. Are we going to a penniless? When will we be a penniless society? Well, to be fair, it would math for everybody would probably get a lot easier if we just played

like dominoes and went off fives and tens. That's right. 5.10, 15, 20, 25, 33. If it ain't by any age, multiple of five, I'll do it. Yeah. But everything's $5.99. Well, cut that out. I was going to be four now. Cut that out.

But then it's still not enough. Just round it up. So just make it even. Well, thank goodness for our. But then taxes got to be even too. Yeah. And I don't think they are right now. No, what are we?

City limits like 11%. So yeah, there's a. Yeah. Oh, hold on. Let our Canadian fans. Get in there. Beth refuses to speak on this podcast. And now that she gets to trash the American dollar, here she goes.

No, Canada hasn't had pennies for years. So you, smart. Very smart. But it's really only an issue for paying cash. Everything else will still be the three, the four, the five, or, you know, two, because with electronic, it doesn't matter. Yeah. I can't believe we let Canada beat us to this moment.

Gosh. They beat us to cheese fries. I'm not making pennies. Yeah. I mean, it makes tough. I mean, I guess I'm the weird. I still bend over and pick up a penny. I do not.

I'm not running. on that train. Martin, I don't, I mean, I don't want to put your purse. Oh, I pick up any money. Si, I don't want to put your purse. It's a dime or above me. I pick up any money.

A dime or above. I will pick up a penny. I'll pick up a penny. The two of you make more money than most human beings on the earth. And I'm a math guy. You make more money by just continuing to walk than to turn around

and pick up a penny. Yeah, but I'm going to The time it takes you to go Let me pick that up It's not worth a penny Yeah, I also ain't ever Throw one in a wishing well neither Oh

Charities I work too hard to fling a piece of change Out there and that's a say So you know what? I think that's going to work Babe, I don't know, have you been here since we've done voice meals? I haven't.

Yeah, ready. Do you know the phone number? It's 318, 2156559, baby. Oh, about to one of us learned that. Also, I have to look up. And Johnny's pizza is still 396-5-1-2-0. Oh, man.

Wow. I ate so much pizza this weekend. I do want to give one shout-out. Go ahead. Real quick from the email. My man, Andrew. That Andrew from Ireland, friend of the show. It's about to be his 30th birthday.

Happy birthday, Andrew. He's coming back, baby. He's coming back to the U.S. He's coming back. He wants to go duck hunting. He understands that that's not possible. I have no idea, but we are going with Godwin guides.com, baby. He's going fishing with Goblin?

Heck yeah, man. He's planted on it. That's awesome. And Andrew might have a place for you to stay. Here soon. We're going to figure that out. Anyways, I love it. Hunter.

Happy birthday, Andrew. Roll that beautiful thing. Hi, my name is Justin. I'm from Edvin, Oklahoma. My question is, if you guys could be any cartoon character, who would you be? I love you, guys. You're awesome. I love this guy.

What was his name? Thank you, Guy. Thank you, Justin. Okay. I really liked him, and he was, I love all you guys, especially Sight. Like, we already know that. You don't got to rub it in. Cartoon characters.

Sesame Sam. Yeah, Yoscese who? Sam. Hey, I can see that. Yosemite Sam. Yosemite Sam. You'd be a cowboy? I like him because he has the mustache.

And the guns. And the guns. And the guns. He's been known to carry some six years. He's a cowboy. Like, are we going classic cartoons or new cartoons? Hey, go whatever way. Any cartoon you want.

I was just curious. I watch a lot of cartoons now. Me too. Not a lot. Like the same ones, but I do like them. I'm intrigued to hear what yours is. I think I'd like to be Bluey's dad. Oh, man.

I almost said he's going to go with something like Bluey's dad. Almost, what I'd tell you, I was this close. Because he never fails at being a father. Yeah, he does. He's like his best father ever. He sits dad goals to unreasonable expectations because you can't meet him like he does. Do you ever watch Bluey? It's a new show where the dad's literally just.

It's a family of dogs. It's a kid's show. Yeah, they're dogs. The dog's dad. A family of blue healers. Oh. It's funny because I was going to say chili. Yeah.

I want to be Bluey's mom. She's really cool. Nerds. I can tell, y'all, we can tell who's got the odd. Yeah, you can tell who's got the two-year-old. I'm just trying to figure out if Darth Vader was ever in a cartoon

so I can say him. Because my other thing would be like, you know, rubble from rubble and crew like, I mean, my man's a dog

who gets to drive an excavator. I mean, that pretty well checks a lot of boxes too. I mean, like, I can see myself as a young kid. I know why they like the Paul Patrol stuff

because that stuff's cool if you're a kid. And you were making fun of me for getting too into that episode the other day. You gasp. I didn't. Paul Patrol.

He was going to eat them. Like, Were you worried? Yes. I did. Hey, friend, I don't, I don't, no spoilers. They ain't killing off anybody in kids' shuts. I know.

I said, the good guys are going to win. The other morning, we were watching. I got mine now, by the way. The other morning, we were watching Paul Patrol and there's like, I don't know, something got real big. It was a giant eel. Giant eel scooped up the mayor. And when the eel scooped up the mayor, Brittany went,

the boys never even flinched. Right. Right? And Brittany just, like the same kind of you make on a spy movie when somebody gets killed. It shocked me. It shocked me. I wasn't, I didn't see it coming. I looked over at her. I said, really?

She's going to be okay. She was worried. That was like being true grits when a rattlesnake bit that girl was on the well. Yeah. I screamed out. Now people on truth. Yeah. She could have been in real trouble. But Paul Patrol. Disney Jr's a safe place.

Yeah. I'm a stay-at-home mom to two two-year-olds. Yeah. It is what it is. I was thinking maybe Woody from Toy Story. Oh, yeah. But actually, I think I'm going to go with Michael Angelo. Oh, Ninja Turtles.

I honestly thought you would say Ninja Turtles. His favorite food is pizza. He fights crime, and he's just a good time to be around. I'm so far removed from that, though, that our whole life is. I mean, I thought about Daddy Pig from Pepper Pig, too. He's kind of tight. and you watch it way different I at least hey

once you get a girl I was going through all the nights and shining arm I was like maybe that's Finn guy from Frozen he seems cool yeah Finn is from

he's not Sven oh spin on dude seat girl you don't have girls yeah I was about to say I can sing every word

to all of Frozen the boys do love Moana yeah they do yeah they love Moana we're not Moana people Simba would be a good one Molly Coyote and Roadrun

Yes. See, that's kind of the air I wanted to live in, but I just had to be honest with the one I'm in now. I knew you were going with Bluey's dad and I'm upset that I didn't say it. Well, he's, I mean, he's... No, he's a cool dad. He's dad goals, man. Like, if you could be that plugged in as a dad all the time... No, I'm a terrible father compared to him. Yeah, like he's...

But you can't measure yourself off Bluey's deck. Yeah, because, you know, we only get like 30 minutes of him a week. Yeah. We don't see those other nights when he's pissed. Yeah. And we see my... Just leave me. alone, kid.

I don't want to play fetch with you. We're dogs. I'm working here. They do have an episode like that for the mom, though, and she's like, I need 20 minutes. And they let her go. They let mom have a nervous breakdown, but dad's over there just going strong. Powering through. I'll be back from work, kids.

Yeah. Why? Hey, moms carry the mental load. I know you do. There you go. I don't discount that. Hunter, what else you got? Well, you're allowed to have the mental breakdown.

I would be shaggy in case you guys were interested. Oh, I can see that. That's because they've both done too many weird drugs. I'm just kidding. Hunter doesn't do drugs. He just looks like he does. How come the first thing when he said that I said to myself, it wasn't me? You're different generation.

Yeah. Good song, though. It wasn't me. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, I could see it too. You got a bunch of weird friends that don't belong together. Weird friends. best friends a dog

he eats a lot I mean I think it fits yeah no it does yes with another one let's get it guys my name is Joel from Ontario Canada oh no also known as the 51st state apparently my question for you guys is if you had to pick

one country besides America what country would you live in heaven all right have a good day see ya heaven America or bust one country I know exactly where I go ahead Australia

Australia they're out in the middle of nowhere by themselves they're out in the middle of nowhere by themselves they have the sun the sand they do got a lot of weird animals and stuff I think New Zealand I was going to say at least we'd eat a little bit better at least we'd be close to each other

because I'm going to New Zealand I'm going to New Mexico if I have to New Mexico Not old Mexico I really need to put some thought into this. No offense, but Canada get too cold.

Yeah. Canada's too cold for too long. Yeah. I did live in Italy for three months. Yeah. Did you? Not doing that again. Paris sucks.

That place is dirty. I have heard that. Germany's awesome. Scotland was kind of me. History's a little messed up. Ireland intrigues me as well. Ireland's fun. I could go live with Andrew.

Yeah, you could become a structure. guy with Andrew. He listens to podcasts too much for me. Um, no, I'm going. Now, where are you going? Nope. I said America, son. You been, yeah, Sine's been all over. Yeah, he's lived everywhere. Did they speak English in like St. Lucia? The islands? Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. I'd have to pick one of them islands that the British people tried to steal, taught everybody English and then left. And then I'd be like, you know what, I can fit in at a beach surrounded by water. I'd figure out which of my favorite of those were. I don't even have to pronounce them.

Yeah. Those people we play in soccer about once every four years beat like five to nothing, that's where I'd be. Yeah. One of them islands. You probably won't go like St. Lucia or something. Yeah. That one looks nice.

I saw it on The Bachelor one time. Let people look like they're having a good time. You watch The Bachelor? I have more questions about that. Well, too bad. Second Corinthians nine. That's another show. That's another show.

You don't watch The Bachelor? No, I'm such a... I hate it, but Allison will watch football something? I watched The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, like, when it first became a thing, and then I just... Well, I'm here to tell you it's only gotten worse. Anyways. Hey, there was a Super Bowl commercial that intrigued me greatly, because I did not know this, but New Orleans Children's Hospital. which I would say is responsible for the life of my son Carter has been renamed.

Did you see the commercial? Uh-uh. It is now called the Manning Family Children's Hospital because a donation of significant size was given by the Manning brothers, dad, and all of them. Everybody. My God. So that's really cool to me just because of the history I have with Children's Hospital. Like, I think we're going there this summer for a checkup. And it's gotten way nicer since we live there for three months.

And they keep adding on great stuff. But the work they do there is amazing. But the fact that somebody who's made tons of money is on, now he's on cookie commercials and everything, his dad's made a ton of money, his brothers made a ton of money, his other brothers made a ton of money. Now their nephews are making a ton of money.

They said, let's help out kids. And I don't know the Manning's at all. I don't know their spiritual walk at all. but I know that they're doing right with what's been given to them. And 2 Corinthians 98 does say, and God is able to bless you abundantly so that in all things at all times,

having all that you need, you will abound in every good work. And I just got to give props to the mannings. That's good work. I don't care who you are. He likes to fish. Helping out kids is cool in my book. He likes to fish.

Yeah, we met Peyton Manning. Oh, y'all have met Peyton Manning. My cousin's in a cookie commercial. Listen. We couldn't. We took a picture. and I wasn't allowed to post it though so I didn't get to tell anybody

I wasn't she allowed to post it. I'm telling people now I've met Peyton Manning and it was wonderful. Oh you're a volunteer too. Hey also Peyton Manning twin dad. Yeah he is a twin dad we met his twins. Yeah we were fishing He has a boy and a crow. Yeah and if you ever see

the Nestleet Toll House commercial where he's dancing that's my cousin Heath that makes fun of them. Really? Yeah. Look at us. We were sad it didn't make it to the Super Bowl. Peyton and or Eli and or Arch. And or Arch or Archie. Or Archie.

Or Cooper. Archie. If your last name is Manning. We have a chair for you. Even if you're one of the ones we don't know. Yeah. I'm coming in for that. We have a chair.

We have a chair to any and all mannings. Yeah. Louisiana rules, New Orleans rules. Put Eli in the Hall of Fame. All right. We'll see y'all next time. What's up with that?