Duck Call Room - Justin Martin’s Wife Had an Arrest Warrant & He Was Ready to Call the Cops

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

Justin Martin’s wife, Brittany, accidentally ends up with an arrest warrant after one tiny paperwork mix-up. Phillip outs Uncle Si for rocking a “classy” fashion trend that Si insists made him look dressed up and fancy, sending the guys into a full-blown debate about his formalwear standards. John-David gets fired up over restaurants bringing back retro themes, from old-school Pizza Hut vibes to the fast-food fun everyone misses. The boys relive Hunter’s movie date disaster that ended with him hiding in the men’s restroom. Duck Call Room episode #556 is sponsored by: https://stopboxusa.com/duckcall — Get firearm security redesigned and save 10% when you use code DUCKCALL at checkout! https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hey, I don't even know, you two, especially. We recorded an episode without you, Sass, so we gave you the day off. You're welcome. Didn't even deduct it. I was wondering about that. Didn't even deduct it from your pay. Yeah, there was a lot of cleanup this morning. So what happened?

That's what I saw when I come in. I said, clean up. I don't know what time from us. They had something going on here. Something was going on here. Oh, no, we just played the newlywed game with our wives. I'm here to tell you that John David and Allison won. They beat us by two.

They beat me and Brittany by two. The therapy's helping. But I'm not mad at either of the answers I missed either, like the ones we didn't get right. Because I was like, yeah, the both checks out. the problem the one that kind of irritated me a little bit was the losing of the keys now i will say when i lose my keys they're gone you don't find them like and the problem is i know exactly where they are i had to just look for my keys you just can't get to them i know where they are

i never know where mine are but uh but brittney'll ping them 17 times a day so it's like yeah well whatever what what does lost really mean in that world like my i will say though well my or gone. They're gone. They're generally at the bottom of a body of water. I was just thinking. Water is involved in where they're at. Yeah, exactly twice that's happened.

Both times they've been unrecoverable, once in a private place and once in Beth River. So I haven't lost my keys. Yeah, I have in fact lost my keys twice. But we didn't, we haven't got to tell Sai what I got for my birthday. Yeah, I want to see his reaction. Cy, you want to see a picture of what I have from a birthday, what Allison bought me for my birthday?

but she bought you for your birthday. It's a hot dog roller. Oh, like in a gas station. Yeah. I was standing straight up. I was like that's some kind of special gun? No. I only got a pool table, son.

I mean, it is loaded. Well, no, but then I looked and I said, no, that's, okay. Yeah, you need to rotate it. I don't know how to rotate it. I don't either. This is just the picture I sent Martin yesterday on Memorial Day. And I said, praise God. Hey, and I bet they're really good, too.

So Big Dave heated them up and then put them on there. Turns out, if you go swim for like three hours and just leave a hot dog cooking at 180, they only get better. And then look, this is just me headed home with my hot dog roller. I love the sticker on the front. Hot dogs. It says hot dogs. Wait a minute. What's a hot dog?

Huh? Where's a hot dog? They go on. I ate them all. Hey, this was after the party. And you didn't call me? That sticker says hot dogs. So they were still good after an hour and a half or what?

They were good three hours later. Well, how long do you think they sit at like the gas stations when they're churning on? Or the theater. The theater. Yeah. Yeah, they still have them in the theater. Do they? Yeah.

I ain't been inside. That actually tracks. Yeah. I need to go to the movies. Huh. Oh, Hunter. Do they have a hot dog roller in the movie theater? Have you ever eaten a hot dog, a movie hot dog on it?

I have not, no. See, that's the thing, though. Those suckers are putting those on their right. now and you think that's gross but I'm here to tell you it's amazing I did go on a date with someone that got like nachos and got that like cheese sauce like all over her hands and then she tried to like hold on to me during the movie and it was super gross I like hid in the bathroom for like 30 minutes nacho kind of hug no I'm rarely I'm rarely speechless but you went on a date with a girl who ate nachos with her fingers

and then tried to hold your hand yeah and it was squishy and nasty and cheese the worst part was she licked her hands oh no didn't even go wash them like licked all of the cheese sauce on it be fair ain't that

where you were hoping to get at the date no so I'm not trying to figure out what you were so grossed out by here oh that's nasty bro no no that's did you have a second date with it follow up question

is there any chance she listened to this podcast. No. Okay. Another follow-up question. Did she look like me? Because I have a feeling. That's a loaded question.

She had a beard? I don't know how to answer. I think he was going more with like the 6-4-275. Because there's only a certain stature of people that lick their fingers after nachos. I'm one of them. Not just any nachos, movie theater nachos. They've been there a while. That cheese came from a can.

I will have to say, I will lick my fingers post nachos, but I do go wash my hands. Yeah, that's normal. But also washing your hands afterwards is normal. Yeah, not trying to like, he said, that's normal. Hold your hand or hold on you or whatever. Hunter's, the only reason I ask is the first depiction, y'all can't see Hunter, but I can't. His first depiction of like, hold on to me was like he wrapped himself in a bear hug. So.

Y'all are on the back row of the movie theater. Hey, where those armrests fold up, okay. Uh-huh, that's why I was like, I think we got to dive more into this. What movie was? Hey, the woman was hungry and then she wanted to hug.

Yeah, hey. Oh, it was just like a Christmas release of Die Hard? So you went to die. It was back in like, it's, yeah, he's like, it's, DiHard came out in 1988, brother.

I go see Die Hard in theaters every year. For Christmas. For Christmas. Uh, you're one of those. those people. They go on down to Christmas. And gals and hugs.

And cheese. And hugs. Did she have like halipinas on them too? Hunter said I hid in the bath. That's a good move, honey. To be fair, I don't want your cheese fingers touching me either. Was this a first date? No.

Oh, no. We went on a few dates, but this was when things were starting to go downhill. This was the last day? Oh, yeah, it's got to be toward the end. It was one of them. So you're hitting the bathroom and then went on another day? Well, I was thinking maybe it's all in my head, you know. Maybe it'll get better.

Maybe it wasn't that bad. It did not get better. So is licking fingers without washing your hands. Is that considered a red flag for you? Oh, I think in that context, yeah. You're at the movie theater. I mean, that's pretty gross. That's a red flag for everyone.

What? Licking your fingers after nachos in a movie theater where everything's sticky anyways. But Martin admitted to doing it. Well, of course, Mark. I don't eat nachos at a movie theater, though. There are some foods that are reserved for the... Ballpark. No, my house.

Because if I eat nachos, it's not just going to be on my fingers. It's going to be on my shirt. It's going to be everywhere. It's going to be everywhere. So there are some foods I just don't eat in public and nachos as well. Allison made that Mexican corn. Yeah. The elote with the sauce and the white and the cheese and the tahin.

Yeah, the cookie of the cheese, yeah. That changes the color of my beard when I eat that. I wouldn't eat that at the movies either. That's what I'm saying. There are some foods that are just like, I go to the movie if I go, which I don't know the last time I went. If I get anything, it's going to be popcorn. Like, I don't.

Oh, praise the Lord for movie theater. Yeah. I mean, so I'm not, I'm not going down the exotic menu at the movie thing. The movie theater is better now, though. Is it? You got the app so you don't have to wait in. line and you can just me and my kids ate dinner

at the movies one time one person got a corn dog one person got a pizza pizza one how's the how's the movie pizza it's pizza hut pizza oh really pizza hut has gotten so desperate they've gone into the movie theaters well now they're now they're

going back to the old pizza hut right didn't I see that over the weekend we're going back to red cups and buffets yep sigh we have great news the good folks Folks of Pizza Hut. Because have you noticed all restaurants are dreary now?

Like, look at the Taco Bell. I don't go to a lot of them. It's just gray. It's a gray box. Oh, yeah. Well, they don't want you in there no more. Taco Bell used to be like a place where you'd go and go quarters to try and win cinnamon sticks.

Live moss. Yeah, and there was a little chihuahua and bright colors. Yeah. And Ronald McDonald was right up the road with a playhouse. And now it's just like all like a corporate office. Now it's order on your app and get the heck out of it. Yeah, everybody get in and out.

We lost the fun, but Pizza Hut is bringing it back. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I mean, really you think about it, the only ones that are still brighter, like, Raising Kane's pretty bright. Chick-fil-A's still bright on the inside. Dad said last-time... Pop-eye's still bright orange on the inside. Yeah.

So chicken is in, I guess, which is a good thing for this town. Side, does that excite you that Pizza Hut's going back to the 80s model of restaurant? Oh, I don't care. what was it? And Sy ain't eating pizza. You're missing out. He's going to order his Johnny. Once a week, Johnny.

He's staying with John. He's kind of upset with Johnny's. They were about an hour late with an order a couple weeks back. Speaking of upset. That was weird, though. Man, you got to give a little. Usually, that is, I'm going right to the house. Here's when I knew it was bad when, say, they said, well, what did you order?

And I was like, side, they hadn't even started making it yet. Look how awesome that is. Yes, my childhood. Praise God. Look at those tablecloths, man. I mean, that's legit. You know how bad I want to go there with my kids right now? I don't think ours is on the...

No, our pizza has... Because ours is... And now it's just like a little corporate... Ours is like the size of this room. But a few years ago... I don't even know how they make a pizza. A few years ago, ours was just like that. Ours held on longer than most.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean... What are we... What were we used to? We used like once a month we'd go there. I made everybody at Duckerman to go there for my birthday. Yeah. Because used to,

whoever's birthday was got to pick where we went for lunch. And everybody knew every year around May 15th, we were going somewhere weird. Yeah. I was in charge. Yeah. And we went to pizza that one. But we still went there like once a month.

That was just me and you. To give them a chance. It was always bad. It was never good. It was never good. But she kept going. Yeah. I mean, well, those people in there need a job, man.

You try to keep people employed. And at the end of the day, it is pizza, so the worst one is still okay. This 3 a.m. You're half asleep, and you're trying to punch in a coat. Nope, that ain't what you're going to do. You're going to reach over. You're going to grab the stopbox because there's nothing to it. It's all mechanical, no electric, no fumbling for keys.

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Dot com at StopboxUSA.com. I do need to publicly apologize to a restaurant. Who? There's a restaurant that stinks. And I've always said Popeyes is better. But I've been on their breakfast lately. AFC got breakfast? No, no, no.

Oh. The good folks of North Carolina and their Bo Jangles' breakfast. Oh, Bo Jangles' breakfast is fantastic. I was unfamiliar with Bo Jangles' breakfast game. Their eggs are like, I wish I could just get a bowl of egg. You ever had their steak biscuit? Oh, yeah. Country fried steak biscuit and got a cup of their gravy and shared it in there?

Buddy look at me. Do you think I've missed out? He ain't missed it, he said. Now, I know to stay away from it, but I also... I don't want to stay. Why would you... You know, the cool part about... That's delicious.

The cool part about Bojangles, you can eat it all day long. Like, you can go there at 2 o'clock and get breakfast. I'm a little worried when I leave here. I didn't know that. I might stop and grab me a breakfast. Si, have you ever had anything from Bojangles chicken? Yeah. Okay.

Breakfast is my favorite fast food. Like, if I could get it 24 hours a day, that's what I would get if I have to stop me fast food. I don't care for... burgers. I just don't, I don't eat them. That's because they're all dreary now.

Yeah. Yeah, but you can get the sausage egg and cheese biscuit any time of the day. I'm in on that. I'm really not a big breakfast eater, but I do like these stuff. I don't eat breakfast, but I love breakfast food.

Yeah. Like, that's my deal. I made, I even made my first hash yesterday. My homemade hash, diced up the potatoes and it was good. That's difficult because you've got to get them potato super dry.

Mm-hmm. Yep, put them on paper towel. Yep, get them dried so that they caramelize. You know what I sprayed them with? Duck fat. Found duck fat in a spray can. Are you kidding me? It needs to have your picture on it.

It's good, buddy. It was good. You're not a big breakfast person, are you? Nope. But I like Martin. Yeah. But I like all the ingredients in breakfast. Yeah.

Ain't anything better than, you know, a fried egg. Ooh. Bust that yolk. Oh, no, no. Buddy. And then toast, you know, soap it up with a toast. Hey, what you got over here? I see you brought a prop with you today.

What you got there? A what? A prop. A clock. Prop. P-R-O-P. Yes. Yeah, what is that?

No, I was talking about the socks. But, yeah, we'll go with that. I didn't even see that. That's what he tried to hit me with. First, he's got a whip. This is holding a whip. He makes these for veterans. Okay.

And then. I pray he said, then Philip, I actually come in here bearing gifts with the fucking socks. From a gas station. It's all gas station, boys. And hey, these things are comfortable. How do you know? They look weird.

Sides got more socks than anybody I've ever known in my life. They look weird. Look at it. Wait, that's a sock? Yeah. Oh, I thought it was a tie. No, no. I thought it was.

I was wondering why you got sigh a necktie. I thought it was a Willie Bandana. Oh. I'm sorry, I really did. It's the definition of a tube sock because there's no texture at all. It's just a... There's no hill, so it looks weird.

They change the color of the hill. It looks like... I mean, it's just... Oh, it looked like, hey, it looks like a water balloon. It looked like baseball guys. When they put on their gloves, slide in the glove on his hand. Oh, that way you don't hurt your finger when you slide.

Size's got a sliding glove. I never had to wear it in. That's what it looked like to me. I can't wait for your kids to be older so you can see all these kids to have no business wearing a sliding glove, wearing a sliding glove. No, no. I wouldn't ever going to steal no bag. But every kid your size now puts on an ice cream looking sliding glove,

and it takes them six years to run from first to second. It gives them a foot on their hand. I will say I probably needed a sliding glove just because I was going to fall, and it would have probably helped with breaking the fall. You needed knee pants. Have you tried those on? Because my head was this size. Are they going to fit right?

Oh, yeah, they're real comfortable. They were only $7.98. When did you go to Buckees? What? They got that one open and resting yet. You work over every day. How close are they? Eight dollars?

No, they're a long way out. Hold on. Are you under the impression that that is expensive? Yeah, that's expensive. Eight bucks? Yeah. I don't know if you know this, but the Strait of Hormuz is closed. Oh, rocks now are like,

$85 a mayor is what it feels like. Oh, I know, these are companies. What is it? I would say $8 for a for an American flag sock. Seems fair. Yeah.

Average, like cheap. That seems fair. Seems very fair. How much material is in there? Not much, but I mean. Hey, $3 would be a legitimate price. Three bucks. Eight dollars for that?

If I had honeyhole socks like that, they'd be $9.99 minimum. That's what I'm saying. Ten bucks. Duck Commander socks, of which I own quite a few pairs still. They were expensive. Those were tight, though. Them green ones, I still wear them. Duck hunt.

Those were good. Sire, you mentioned you thought it was a tie, and I know how much you hate ties. And back in the day, when the show was booming, and Sye needed to dress up, he told me to go buy him a T-shirt that had a built-in t-shirt that had a built-in t-old. tie on the front of it.

And he wore it everywhere. Oh, no, and it looks like a suit. It's pretty cool. It really is. You wore a t-shirt? Do you want me send you a picture? Yes, right now. No, no, no.

It's actually really cool. I got it hanging up in my... Hold on. Hold on. You saved it? This wasn't a one-time record. You can say a lot of things, but it's actually really cool. Hold on.

Hey, I'm going to wear it. I'm going to wear it. It is cool. I'll wear it to the podcast. Please wear it this week. I actually look really good. I look dressed up and fancy. My goodness.

I actually look really good. I look dressed up and fancy. I really do. I appreciate it. Y'all, and it's a slip on. I don't even have you all with your slip on. It's a t-shirt. You don't have to sell it to me.

I know what it is. He's describing it as a slip-on. No, no. It's not one of those t-shirts you've got to work to put on. It just slips right on. make you look like you've really, you know, dressed off. I'm going to ask you a question. The day comes and we celebrate your life.

Am I allowed to wear a t-shirt to your service? Hey, I don't really. I don't care. No, I just want you to say it. That way I can play this clip for people when they say, what are you wearing? Well, no, no. I want you to request all your pallbearers to be wearing t-shirts.

Yeah. That would be good. Hey, I'll make that happen, side. Write it down. It's in the will. No, no, that will be good. And you need to make a point of it. These guys really dressed up for him.

Yes. Yes. I have a feeling I may have a hand on that thing. So now I really get, no, he got eight grandkids. He got eight grandsons. Well, we'll still wear the tuxedo. I'll wear it in spirit as long as he's. I'm about to order my exact shirt.

As long as he's condoning it. As soon as Phil finds this. I'm not telling my wife, bear me in that. No, we got other stuff. We got, no, we, well, I don't know. Oh, my goodness gracious. He said it's actually really nice. That's my favorite.

And he actually looks really, he can't even compliment himself right. Surprisingly, I look good in it. Oh. You know, people, people always say when they don't, they don't see people dressed up much. when then you when you see a redneck you don't ever see him in reddish up close

Philip, hey you clean up pretty good so. Philip got 30,000 photos on his phone because Philip could take a picture now. If you type in t-shirt, you should be able to search it now. The AI might find it.

No, every time I go through my closet looking for a shirt to put on, I always flagged that one when I put it. I always say, man, that's a good little shirt.

Did you just send him? Texino picture. from the miamu I have to find it later oh man well please wear that next time we we gather together

I'll send it to you after the after the show oh my goodness gracious I like to I like to mind take that out you said tuxedo

that's what popped up I got all my tucks for the day's episode how much is it is it like a black and white tuxedo t-shirt that's all it is I mean you can find it anywhere online

I've known Cy Roberts in a long time it's anything but white anymore definitely still black but it's got some sort of gravy stain I actually think I've seen you in it oh you have oh you have is it just like this one is it a boat is it prettier than that one it's pretty than that it's pretty he got the fancy that

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You could go to when Donald Trump and Vance and all. all him was at the dinner. Oh, the White House. You come in there with that and just been. And you think there would have been no question. You could have. You'd have been probably saying, hey, the best dressed man there. You think Marco Rubio could have pulled that off?

He would look good in it. No. Rubio would look good in a t-shirt. Little Marco, if you're listening. Little Marco. I forget when he called him that. He don't call him Little Marco anymore. I like that dude.

Yeah. Who? Rubio? Oh, yeah. Because he wears t-shirts? Well, no, he's just... He's my favorite name on the internet. I like.

Anytime something happens and they put Marco Ruebillop is now Googling pictures. Oh, no, no, I put it this way. When he talks... I remember that one. You don't think he's a politician. Oh, boy. He talks just like we do. Most of the time...

Oh, I'd have to listen to him to know what you're talking about. I don't... I only see pictures of him in that... I would say, hey, look, if you just had the audio and didn't have a person... pitcher? Yeah. You would never say, hey, that's a politician. He's just a regular dude that just says it like it is. You probably feel the same way about Mr. Kennedy from here. Who? Our Senator Kennedy. That's my dad's favorite politician. You know, if you could trade baseball cards. Hey, don't talk about him. Don't talk about him. That dude's one more favorite.

Kenney's hilarious. If you didn't see him and just heard him talk, you would think you were at a local co-op. Yeah. No, no. Let me tell you something. Good thing. He's a nice. things down to those who work their butts off. Yeah, that's what I was saying. You think you were sitting at the table at the co-op drinking coffee. That's who he didn't get on this show. Senator John Kennedy. Oh, what are you talking about?

So he's the one that said, if you're against the police force, and next time you have an emergency, why don't you call a crackhead? Yeah. That's close to what he's in. I think that's a red quote. I think that's word for word. Yeah. He has got some quotes.

Oh, yeah. He's a walking, he's a walking meme generator, that's for sure. Get him in here, Hunter. He's just what I call a wit man. Yeah, very witty. Send an email, Hunter. Yeah.

You're not going to ever catch him off gone. I'll put it that one. Oh, I just Google. He'll always have something to come back on you with. Don't ever doubt it. You have Senator Kennedy's top quote. I have Kennedyism. Oh, on bad advice.

You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you'd be better off hiring the squirrel. It's the truth. It is the truth. Oh, that's fantastic. Hunter, is this what you just sitting? I love his analogies. Oh, no. On questionable.

Oh, there's his t-shirt. Situation. Martin found it. No, Hunter found it. Oh, good. Hunter, how did you do that while we were? Hey, Hunter's. Hey, hunger's a man was...

And you're trying to tell me that's classy? Hey, that is classy. That's classy. Yeah, look. Hey, Cy, you look good. I don't look good. So his isn't a t-shirt. You're going to have to Google, like, tie t-shirt.

It's just a tie t-shirt. That ain't even a t-tuck. That's why it was hard to find. I was typing in t-shirt. You can roll it up if it gets hot. I thought you said it wasn't... Oh, no, I got it rolled up. You rolled the long sleeves all the way up to your armpits?

I just jump, you. Okay. Oh, man. Look at that guy. And he's got, he's got one that's, that looks a lot like that, but it's like a full t-shirt.

What were you talking about right there? No, no, I'm looking and trying to figure out. You got Marsha on one side of the other. I know the woman on the left. That's Ashley. Oh,

that's sister, my cousin. Oh, Ashley. But we, I don't subscribe to Billboard, so they're blurring the words out. Oh, Dougner Hall. Oh, on release of his new song.

Ducks a smoking hot honey. Garst Brooks, Brooks and Dunn. It was your EP release, man. Oh, your music career still brings gold, like that t-shirt. That's probably where it came from. Did you really call that t-shirt classier than the other ones? What was classier about it, the fact that it was a full tie instead of a bow tie? Oh, and I ain't looking.

Not on that. like you didn't have it on. That was so comfortable. Wow, man. God, I love you. Oh, man. Praise the Lord for Cy Robertson's all I got to say. I really do want to get Senator Kennedy in here

while you're wearing that t-shirt. Have him interviewing. And your cowboy hat. That would be amazing. Here's another good one. Oh, that would be epic. Okay. I'm not saying she was,

with Senator Kennedy. Oh, that would be great. Here's another great quote from him. I'm not saying she's the stupidest person on earth, but she better hope the stupidest person doesn't die. I'm staying out of politics here. I'm just reading quotes. The brain is an amazing organ.

It starts working in the mother's womb and doesn't stop until you get elected to Congress. I need to tell. Chuck Schumer that he doesn't need a bag for his face. He needs one for his personality. John Kennedy from Louisiana.

What part of Louisiana is he from? Because, you know, we got like seven different states in one rolled up in this joint. Oh, he got to be from up here somewhere, huh? Yeah. He ain't south-south, because he ain't got to

actually. I could see him being somewhere weird like Winsborough. That's why I was referred to up here. I mean, that's... Oh, he's born in Mississippi. I don't understand politics. He was born in Mississippi. There you go.

He was raised in Zachary. Oh, really? Yeah. He must have a lot of time in Mississippi because he doesn't have the Zachary dialect down. Zachary, Baton Rouge, right? Yeah. Yeah.

To the east of it. Yeah, that's what I thought. Then he went to law school in Virginia. That sucker's just as redneck as they come. That's what I'm talking. It's the actual deal. Yeah, he's a... But he's witty.

He's starting to sound more like a mutt, which makes a lot of sense, right? But they're the best dogs. Well, Senator Kennedy, if you're listening, I got a couple questions for you, why. But come on down. Yeah, he ain't. He ain't listening. He might. Somebody he knows is, for sure.

I'll guarantee. He's got a grandson that listens to this. Why did you think that was so funny, Hunter? He's picking up some new words from Cy Prize. That's a pretty good one there, yeah. I think if we got him in here, that would be the first person. My dad would be like,

all right, I'm coming with you. Because he cracks my dad up. Anyway, Martin, what you doing over there? Interesting. So you got to think about it this way. Think about all the crap he's had to put up with. Who, Kennedy? Yeah, over his years in politics.

Oh, yeah. There's a reason. And he's still got a good sense of humor? There's reason none of us sign up for it. Hold on. Oh, I couldn't take it. No, you'd be in. I couldn't take it.

I'm serious. I would be in jail. Oh, yeah. I got a daughter who is big in the politics, you know? And I asked you, I said, what are you doing? She said, dad, somebody's got to do it. And I said, well, yeah, you're right there. Okay.

Yeah. Somebody got to sell worms, too. That's right. Yeah. Somebody got talking to. who can sign us up. I ain't being a politician. No.

Well, they're so mean to each other. I bet they're all friends. Yeah, like WWE. How much you won't bet? They put on their little, they put on their little deal, go in their deal, fight with each other.

And then when they leave there, they're sitting at the same place, eating dinner. It's because they're all lizard people. Having a drink or whatever. Do you think any of them are lizard people? No. I can think of a few.

There's a couple of them that are. Really akin to snakes, though. In the 60s, when you were saying this, I'd say, yeah, they like that. Now, no. I think it's all an act. I really do. They get along a lot better than you think. That's what, I mean, you have to, to some level.

You are co-workers. Like, to get anything done, you have to at least be willing to listen. Now, when they get a microphone, then no, they can't get along at all. Of course, that one, that one he has her, she'd be tough to get along with it. I'm not going to. I mean, I'm just saying. I'm not going down this road. I don't even know who you're talking about.

Don't want to. A, but one. She would just be really hard to get along with. But I just. I'm a John Kennedy man because he makes me laugh. Oh, yeah. There's a few of them that are hilarious, man. Like, that old boy from West Virginia is probably pretty cool, too.

The one that everybody hates, the Federman guy or whatever. Ain't that his name? He's from Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. He dresses like. sigh he's like what i wore my t-shirt and it's fine and shorts he's the only one that just tells it like it is yeah yeah i mean i think me and him have fun he's a man he says hey i don't get it yeah i think we'd get along just fine we've lost what we used to have there's nothing like what they

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and celebrate 250 years of American legacy with some outstanding Texas beef. We should have Federman on. Actually, if you're a senator and you want to come on. Anybody. I don't care who you are. We will go politics and we will ask you your opinion on Kennedy and whoever the mystery woman Martin's talking about. And we'll give you up. I have breakfast buffets.

Ooh, and shonis. We promise not to, we promise to stay in the shallow end. Oh, I could call Senator Kathy Stewart. He stayed. He's state. He knows somebody. Yeah. I mean, he would definitely come here.

He's the one, oh, he'd actually be kind of funny. He's the one that took on all them speeding cameras. Yeah, he hated the speed cameras. The speeding cameras. He did. He's the one that said, no. I got sent to collections, by the way. I take, oh, for what?

Over $11. For what? To get to Disney World. Apparently, we went down a toll road. We got a piece of paper in the mail. Didn't pay it. And then Allison goes, we've been turned over to collections. So I don't know what my credit score is now.

Oh, I have a lot. Over $11. That happened to me in Germany. Well, Brittany had a warrant out for her. Were you driving? No, no. No, it was my car. Or it used to be my car.

In Germany, they kept, I mean, it was some serious cash. Yeah. You all tell me, hey, yeah, you owe this, you're going to pay. And I said, hey, I don't think so, buddy. Did you pay your 11 bucks? Oh, as quick as I could? It was a big deal. No, but I had to pay, I had to pay an extra six.

the collections company for coming after me. This is your car and you're going to pay it. I said, nope. But it wasn't your car anymore? No, I sold it. Oh, yeah, they can't get you. Oh, man. I said, hey, I sold that years ago.

I had what it was with Mercedes Ben. Oh, I got to get there, man. Go ahead. Yeah. Yo, but they run on. Okay, hold on a stoplight. You know, it was the cameras, took it. said, oh, I thought you's driving.

I said, oh, no, that ain't me driving. That's the car I owned for like two years. Well, they're still doing it, side. They're doing it right here in Louisiana. What's that? Oh, the traffic camera? Yeah. No, don't pay them.

Oh, no, I'm not, no, I don't. Drive faster when you go past it, then don't pay them. It's illegal. That's right. Yeah, I'm just, I was told how to how to deal with it. I don't even want to go down that road. No, like, I just. Okay.

Well, apparently I paid it quick enough where they didn't drop my score over $11. But I got straight turned over by collections by the state of Florida. For $11 bucks. For $11 bucks. And hey, I wasn't trying to get over on you, Florida. Yeah. If that's your rules and your toll roads and got me to Disney World quicker, eight months ago, I appreciate it.

But you don't have to ruin my credit score over this. Just call me. Yeah, that's kind of like we did, Brittany was in a little fender bender, nothing just dumb. I mean, so we paid everything, you know, and had to get the letter of the insurance saying that it was covered, blah, blah, blah, blah, all the stuff you got to do on that stuff, just so you don't have to go to court.

Like, who wants to go to traffic court, right? Ain't nobody trying to do that. Just let me pay it and get out. Well, then we turned it into the wrong court. So one of our friends, as an officer said, do you realize your wife just had a warrant issued for her arrest? And I was like, do what? Praise the Lord.

No get her. Yeah, I said, go pick her up. I said, you want me send her where she, you want me send you where she is right now? I said, it'd be kind of, I said, but I need to be there so we can film it. That way it'd be kind of fun, you know. And he was like, what, he said, what was this about? I said, well, we turned everything in. And then he finally found it.

It went to the city court instead of going to the parish because it was technically state trooper and, yeah, or county, if y'all are listening, you're not from Louisiana. We got parishes. So, yeah, then. Yeah, county. Then had to hit up to D.A's all. office and they're like, oh yeah, never mind. We'll get it. Like, y'all, y'all've done everything.

Hold on. We'll get rid of this. But it was funny. The fact that for 24 hours, she had a warrant out for her arrest. That's crazy. You never know. You never know. Because kids these days, and by kids, I mean, 37-year-old grown men with three children, don't check the mail that well. Yeah. Well, ours was fine. We did everything.

It went to the wrong place. Do you check your mail? Yeah. I still get a lot of stuff by mail. But it's always just like coupons and trash. No, there's important letters in there. I mean, my water bills still come. Clearly, I got turned over collection.

Yeah. You don't just get your water emailed to you? I do, but I get a paper receipt because we had that one time where the water bills got dumb for some reason. Yeah. And they said it was a water leak. And I was like, well, y'all are welcome to come out here and inspect. But it ain't no leak here. Not on my side.

Yeah, we're on the wrong side of this thing, bro. So, yeah, I keep a paper trail on some of that stuff because mainly I got trust issues with them. I ain't saying we need Aaron Brockovich here, but, you know. Back in the day, Amber was going to college and driving back before. She got a ticket, but the ticket had Alicia's information on it, you know, from the registration. It didn't have Amber's name on it anywhere. And Amber's cried she was like, I got a ticket. I was like, no.

Your mama got a tea. And we didn't have to pay it. See, that's what's crazy. You can't be writing tickets when you don't know. You don't know with cameras. I'm against it. Oh, cameras. Yeah.

That's a. That was like when we went through, I didn't do something properly with, with stopping, turning, speeding. Oh, no. Oh, okay. No, no, it's when we would, I couldn't, I couldn't get my truck, you know, brought up to snuff all everything. Oh, yeah, yeah, when he was selling his old truck. Oh, God.

Hey, I just got kept going on all these different places. That was a nightmare. The DMV was killing. No, he was saying, nope, nope, nope, you got to do it. So finally, I went to somewhere to do something. Well, we got an attorney, and he, he's. signed off on all of our paperwork and he was like here's how you're going to have to handle it but it took me forever before i could actually get the paperwork to put my truck legally on the road

that's a yeah all right you know this exit and that's so when you said hey went to the wrong place that's because you had to pay taxes you better send it to the right place or it's going it's going to bite you in the butt i was just thankful to have a friend out there that was happened to be scrolling through all that stuff to make sure like But, you know, not even to make sure he was just like, yo, bud, what's the deal here? And I thought, oh, man. Because if not, Brittany would have probably ended up pulled over somewhere. The boys would have been with her and then she goes to church.

They're calling child protection. And I'm probably out of town when this happens. So, you know, I mean. Do you know how magical that would have been? I have been terrible. For who? Not for me. For the people listen to this podcast.

Oh, no. After we sorted it all out. I went through it. funny it just for a little while but hey it'd have been funny afterwards not not during no not during no not during or for the next two weeks it would it would have taken a little whenever i was just picking up your kids off the side of the road and just these are mine now i'd already went to about 10 places and i finally just they sent me to another place and when i went in there and i said hey look here's the story and here's the plate

and here's all this stuff. I said, how in the hell do I fix this? Yes. Of these. The lady said, there ain't no problem. Hey, what did you say?

I'll fix it for you right now. It took this woman about five minutes to fix it. And then handed me all the paperwork that made. He did it flood. Once we had all the paperwork, let me take some. Yeah, but you're lucky you found the right woman. This went on for three months. What did you, do you say?

latest news though, but we're getting rid of inspection stickers, right? No more inspection stickers in Louisiana. No more. Good. January 1st, January 1st of 27. You ain't got to worry about that no more. It will replace the traditional $10 inspection sticker with a $6 QR code. Wait, what?

What? We still got to go do that. I thought that things were just gone. Like gone gone gone. So if you got a broken windshield and you live in Louisiana, don't go get your inspections. If you live in Louisiana, you've got a broken windshield. The QR code will owe me.

There's no, there is a rock somewhere. That's probably true. I don't know if people are throwing them. I don't know if there's people in the bushes shooting rocks at windshield. It's coming from the truck that says not responsible for your broken glass out in front of you. And I guess that makes it okay. Oh, yeah, I could put a sign of that. I'm not responsible.

And we put a sticker on ours says not responsible for the speed that I go. Like, does that make that okay? Do not give me a thing. Try that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. At what level does that... It won't work. At what level does that quit work?

It won't work. Okay, hold on. That is true. We're somehow getting rid of what's it called. Inspection stickers. That's good news for your brother. I noticed his, or brother-in-law, I noticed his other day went out in like January of 25. Drew's just out there raw-dogging it.

Don't be talking about my family and do not look at our inspection stickers until this thing is over. We've been planning on this thing passing for a while. He's been baking on this, man. saving money. Oh, hey, the $0.60s change, daylight saving time. The other thing that passed, the bill to make daylight savings time

permanent passed again. Here? We'll let go through. No, in Washington, D.C. Oh. All right. They've done it again. Forget the clocks, boys.

The Sunshine Protection Act is back in play. Is that the one we want? It's the one I want. The one where it stays dark on. I'm going to get an angry email from somebody. I think if it'll save us. about $2 billion. Michigan.

We ought to do it. So that's one of the things somebody said. It'll save us what? $2 billion. How? I don't know, but hey, they was talking about it and said, hey, it will save $2 billion. Really?

Flip-flopping time. Well, mainly because a bunch of corporate schmucks pay people too much to switch the clocks back and forth, apparently. But imagine being Delta Airlines and all of a sudden the clock's changed. You've got to have somebody pretty smart in charge of that. that day. I guess. I don't know. I'd hate it. I just said I always took it for granted. You go to sleep and you wake up, Ms. Jane. You follow back. Yeah, but somebody did that for you. Yeah. Somebody changed everything. I just assumed at that point, this was all computer driven,

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waking up, rested and ready. That's sleepdoctor.com. There's a bunch of people that are going to be mad that it happens. There's a bunch of people are going to be happy that it happens, and we'll see what happens. So, like, legal shooting hours and duck season will be like 7.30. Praise the Lord. Praise God for that.

That's what I'm saying. And it'll stay light longer. But some people are going to be like, oh, my kids got to go school in the dark. I get it. Out of the darkness and end of the light, folks. And just hang out outside after you. you know what I'm saying?

Out of the darkness and into the lights. It'd be his kids. Oh, George. That'd be my kids. It'd be fine. My kids go to school in the dark. I'm fine with it. I want to get home and it'd be light.

Mm-hmm. But there's a lot of people. I'd rather them go to school in the dark than get home in the dark. Yeah, that's true. Like, I'd rather them have an hour after school outside than an hour before school when they're still asleep and it's daylight. Like, that's, yeah, I'm cool with that. Yeah.

Yeah. I imagine no more three o'clock setting your alarms. Oh, we. Can you imagine getting off work in December and it's daylight still? Even if it's just for a minute? Well, and you're not trapped inside. Like my kids are partially approaching the age where that won't be as big of a deal where you can do more.

But that little while where it gets dark at 5.30 and you're like, you're waiting on 7.30 for bedtime. And it's just pitch black dark. Right now, you just send them outside. Send them out there. And then it's hard to get them in at 7.30. But hey, y'all come on in now. I like to get home in time to do a little yard work if I need to.

Piddling. Yeah. High-level piddling. High-level piddling. I like that. I love some high-level piddling. I don't want a full-blown project, but I do like some high-level pittling. Yeah.

Piddle around in the daylight. We got any emails worth talking about or are we good? Yeah, oh, do I? Yeah, what you got? Tracy. Tracy, hello Tracy. Emailed in an article from Fox. Fox.

Fox. A real Fox article. 5.56 million subscribers, they're making me watch an ad first. Look at this, old gal. Spotted in Arizona. We're not watching the whole interview. Mountain line? It's a jack you are.

How am I supposed to tell that from an infrared? Well, I think they got other photos. Oh, there you go. That one got spots I see the spot. Now that one now. Now that one

is a jaguar. Yeah. 100%. Southern Arizona mountains there's jaguars. Yeah. Tracy emails in specifically for you,

Martin. That's awesome. And says, I know if there's a jaguar in Arizona, why can't there be a panther in Louisiana? Pretty animal.

Pretty animal. Beautiful animal. Come on, Martin. Defend it. There's no such thing is a black panther? There could be a black jacket. Here's the thing.

What was this? That's a bear. What is that? What zoo do they have this in? That's a burr. What's going on in there? What's that animal way right there? That's cat.

I don't know. I ain't ever seen more. 100? Yeah, I would say 100, 110 pounds. I don't know. There's a mule deer. Boy, everybody walking by that thing. And a bobcat.

Bobby. Somebody put a camera in a great. great location. Yeah. Yeah, that is a... By the food. Oh, that's tight. That's a ring tail.

Yep. There's a fox right there. Foxy. Oh, this is the pinch point of all pinch points right here, man. Good on you for putting this camera out. That's awesome. All right. Well, I fully believe all those animals can be in Southern Arizona, then we can have a

Black Panther. $150. $150. $150. Oh, $1.50. Oh, $1.50. Oh, $1.50. $1.50 is $1.

that cat waste. I didn't know what he was talking about again. No, that's cool. But that, that jaguar is a pretty animal. That was cool, yeah.

I got me and him are tight. I got no way, I don't want to hunt him. I don't want him hunting me. We're good, bro. But yeah, no,

he's, he's cool. All them big cats are cool. They just scare me to death. You just don't like the big birds that attack you. That ostrich is, he's a worthy adversary.

I ain't after him either. another email Cameron from Tyler Texas he's getting married one month from today congrats but my favorite part of the email he said what's up men

comma and Hunter it was just a slight stray and it made me happy he's getting married in a year they're both young and starting life together what advice do y'all have for us on saving money and growing together.

Don't get a hot dog roller because that's level 15 marriage stuff. Yeah. Saving money, just eat at home. That's the easiest way to save money. Don't eat out. Eat leftovers. Yeah. But. You didn't see how he looked at you when he said it.

Switch to cricket wireless. I don't know. Si? What's your advice? To laugh a lot. Amen. I have a lot. Together. Yeah.

Become friends first and make it, I mean, some people treat their friends better than they do their wives. So, you know, I love my wife, but you won't clean the dishes. You won't help out around the house. Be able to be friends and do the things that you would do for just any friend. Yeah. I love it, man. How fun, man. Enjoy it.

It's a process. You're not going to be great at it at first. Oh, but he's in Tyler. So he's in like kind of the mecca of all things great. It's a good location. Good zoo. Great. And then you're right close to the Buckees. You're like kind of central. You're kind of like Monroe. You're kind of like Monroe. Mungro's central to a lot of cool stuff. Yeah. The, um, yeah. No, that'll be. Congrats. Here's some advice on how to save money. If you go to the zoo and Tyler, it's $40.

But you, since you're right there, could probably get an annual pass. and your kids go free up until they're three. So I wonder how much an annual pass is. That zoo is so tight. Yeah, I don't know. I guess we're about done. I will say. I'm trying to think of a better way to spend money than just eat at home.

Learn how to cook. That's the easiest way. Watch the Pioneer woman and learn how to cook. Like when you sit down and look at how much you spend versus eating out versus one meal at home. Now, granted, the grocery store is way more. expensive. Still cheaper than out there. You know, but.

Oh, man. And I like, I like what Si said, you know, laugh a lot. Oh, grace and mercy are key here, buddy. You're going to expect it. So the only way to expect it is to give it. It's all I got to tell you. Don't lie to yourself. I think that's what, when we walked out of doing the newlywed game, we're like, yeah, it was easy

because. Oh, yeah. We both knew what each other was going to say because we're not too proud to say like, No. I lose my keys all the time. I never know where they're at. One other thing, respect each other. Yeah. Pretty each other with respect. And I think I'd be remiss, leave it here. Look, thoughts and prayers out.

There's a lot of people dealing with a lot of stuff, and this one is kind of weird. But he won the 2016 Duck Commander 500. Kyle Busch's family, that was a crazy, crazy thing. He and I are the same age. So the fact, and I'm certain he was. was in better shape than I am. So if it can happen to him, it can happen to anybody. He's got a young family, wife, kids leaving behind.

So again, he was always so kind to us when we did the three years of the NASCAR deal. Like as title sponsors of the race, you get a little more access to the drivers. And he always went out of his way to shake our hands, talk to us. So speaks to the character that he had. I know a lot of people saw him in NASCAR as a villain, but I can speak to him from off the track was a very kind human being. So hate to see that. And we know a lot of y'all watch NASCAR.

So I'm sure y'all were watching along with it this weekend. But hate for that to happen to anybody. And we know we get a lot of prayer requests. So just know, man, our thoughts and prayers are with all you guys battling. There's a bunch of battles going on out there, whether it be sickness, jobs, security, marriages, all the things. We love each and every one of you guys. And thank you all for your support. And here's a verse.

about how powerful God he is and daylight savings time. I bet you didn't think I could pull that off, but I can because in Joshua, there's a fascinating story about whenever he prayed to the Lord to help him win a battle. And so the Lord did what I call, I don't even know what to call it. That's a pause, maybe. Yeah, he hit the old Paul's button. I got to say time out. Yeah, the Lord said time out.

You guys are running. If it gets dark, we'll lose you. But in Joshua 10 verse 13, and go read this whole thing because this is wild. So the sun stood still and the moon stopped till the nation avenged itself on its enemies, as is written in the book of Jashar. The sun stopped in the middle of the sky and delayed going down about a full day. That'd be wild. That'd be trippy.

Whoa. Wouldn't that be crazy? And there's never been a day like it before since. So there you go. all right we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck cover. Put the brakes on, baby.

That's wild, wild.