Duck Call Room - Meet Uncle Si's Twin

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

Uncle Si welcomes the surprise visitor you've all been waiting for, and she has everyone seeing double! But first, Martin's grandparents kept them warm in the deer stand with toilet paper, and Godwin's dad had an even more unconventional method of keeping his feet warm. Si doesn't believe ducks are flared by fire. John-David is nervous about his appearance on local TV news. The boys tell their funniest hunting stories and share their favorite snacks. And everyone is inspired by a fan who turned her life around after watching "Duck Dynasty." - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. Look, I'm sure if you're looking at us right now on YouTube, you can tell we're dressed a little differently than we have been. The first... I still got short-legged pictures on them. Well, they can't see you like. Oh, okay. All right, big fella.

Show us a little skin. I like it. I do have a long-sleeve shirt on, though. But it is chilly in the south outside, finally. It is finally feeling like hunting season has arrived. Yeah, and it's raining. It's done got out in the party. So you know what I'm going to do?

What? I'm going to go home and cuddle up with Mama. Well, unfortunately, you know what I'm going to do? What? I'm fixing to go out of any of it. So I think I go deer hunting. You're on a day? Yeah, I'm going to do.

It's not a great day. And, well, I, you've got to go when you can go. I'm going today. You got a lot on your schedule. And I'm probably, yep, and I'm probably going to go tomorrow unless the blade comes out the date. The blade. That's who I'm hunting.

Oh, you named them the blade? Yeah, no, stone did. He's got a blade He's got an antler that looks like a blade His G2 is a blade And I'm gonna pop him With a Mcarra 6.5

What are you gonna do when you're done with him? Stone's gonna clean him Him My buddy's gonna take care of it I was talking about when we're gonna eat him That's what I was getting that's another one That'll be 21 days later Yeah Stone will take care of that part of it too

Oh okay He didn't got in the hanging them deer for 21 days He's already got... He's got two hanging in there right now. Three. I hope one day I... The picture is right behind you. Them two deer right there in that picture are hanging right now as we speak.

Well, I know that, but there is another been entered into there. Well, I'm just saying, if the blade comes out today, there'll be a third one hanging out. So I just, I got to know. Yeah. I know how you operate. Yeah. How big of a heater are you tooting with you? Well, no, no.

Stone has got... Well, we've got two. We've got the one, what would that call, that the heater part? A heater? Well, no, no. Because we got one that's one, and then we got the other. Oh, burner. You got a single burner and a double burner?

Yeah, we got a single burner and a double burner. We may bring both of them today. You got enough propane, huh? Yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They ain't going to run out of that, are you? No, no, that's just a little quart size. Oh, yeah, a little green.

bottle. Yeah, there's two of them, one on each end for the double one, and then one on the other one. And Stone's got about three in his backpack. I got you. So now, hey, we're going to have heat, buddy. The old gray beard has got to have heat. Oh, yeah. I agree.

I've had enough hunting days. This is a heater day. When I didn't have heat, okay. Now, this is the age of technology. Hey, bring a butane bottle and a burner. And a lighter. Don't forget the lighter. Don't forget the lighter.

And by that, you mean stone needs to bring all that. Did anybody else? I don't have it. I got a question for you. That's the best. When you were growing up before we had access to all this stuff pretty easy, did you ever make your own heaters for deer season? Well, I built a lot of fires.

Built a lot of fires. See, my grandparents had, you know the old toilet paper in a coffee can trick? Yeah. Like you take a roll of toilet paper, you put it in a coffee can, you pull the cardboard center out of it, and then you douse that sucker of rubbing alcohol, and you put the lid back on it and let it sit in there. And then next time you take it out,

you put a little more rubbing alcohol on there and light it, and you got a far without burning your toilet paper up. You can get like a month's use out of that time. A month? No, no. It's the coolest thing. What he's talking about is the cool of the thing. And look, it puts out some pretty good heat.

And when you get done with it, you just take the lid from the coffee can, put it back on. put it out to put it out or step on it with your foot put your foot over and the flame will go out and then snuff it out yeah that was that was back in them good old day so when you didn't have that was when hey ingenuity was ruled it ruled boy that's amazing that rubbing alcohol when it burns it doesn't have much odor to it so you could use it while your deer hunting and a deer wouldn't smell you and you just got a little fire that just oh yeah but if you remember like moses in the burning

bush shows right there in the deer stand but don't grab it and pick it up no it's hot it's hot Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Let it cool off a while. You know what I'm doing this afternoon. No, no, because when you would look at it, you would think, well, it's going to burn up. No. As long as you take that cardboard out. If you leave that cardboard in there, he's going to catch on fire for whatever reason.

But toilet paper soaked in alcohol would not. That's amazing. No, no, that's weird. Like, just what he said. You got to pull it out the metal. The cardboard part. After about a month, it would. Our deer stand just had three things in them.

A folder's coffee can. It was a toilet paper. Yep. A pee jug, because heaven forbid you got down to pee. He's got a urinal in his. You gave a bottle of rubbing alcohol, bottle of isopropyl alcohol. Danny used to tell me, if your feet get cold, just pee on your boot. That's a lie.

It never worked. He said he tried it and folks, never worked. That's one of them falsehoods. That's funny. I need to go back and make some of them things. I used to because, I mean, the buddy heaters are so easy to use now. I kind of like the toilet paper idea, though. No, that's cool.

Well, in this world, you know, you never know when the next toilet paper run maybe. Oh, yeah, buy you. There's a mixture. And especially, you never know when you're going to sink a boat and need some heat? Yeah. I guarantee. I've been there a few times. Yeah.

I used to always think that was the coolest thing when I'd go hunting with memo and pap. I'd be, hey, let's pour some more alcohol in. You know, the whole time I'm just trying to add fuel to the fire. What is it about a fire that just I can sit there and stare at that something Oh no no Hey if the fire is built I'm gonna be I'm gonna be

Turning my butt to it And once you get on it And you can't get on Yeah No I'll never start It's one of them deals That's it

Teller hey Nope But the best fire You gotta turn that thing out We're fixing to leave I said Well when I hear you get the boat And we're ready

I'll turn it off then I'll jump to boat Otherwise hey no We're gonna leave He don't, son. Amen. But the best fires, one that's got big flames and pops, cracks. Got them little sparks in it. With marshal.

You would think, okay, it's dark. It's just now breaking daylight. You would think if you poured a whole bunch of alcohol on charcoal and lit it, and there's a big, just ball of flame coming out of the blind. You would think ducks would fly off that. they won't. They'll actually lighten the decors. It's going to attract it.

It's dark. No, no. They're not flying. No, no. I'm serious. I'm serious. Right at daylight, hey, they'll come light in the decoy. And the reason being there is a lot of flames in water where people have drilled oil

and they got lit the flame to burn off excess. Oh, methane. So that's what it's for. That's what they think it is. I think it's a hot tub. They're used to it. I'm telling you. hot tub.

They like you. No, no, the first time I won't heart and I couldn't believe it. Daddy got in, we got in the blind. You know, he poured charcoal, put the charcoal in there, puts the lighter fluid on it, soaked it, real good, and lit it.

And I'm telling you, it's a top. Four foot flame coming out of the front of the blind. And I heard, who, who, who, splash. And I said,

surely that wasn't ducks. And Daddy said, yeah, it was, but it ain't, it ain't legal yet. Yeah. Did not. We didn't have enough fires last year. I'm telling you.

I'm telling you. Hey, how did you ever feel to tell me? Don't light that fire yet. Look, I'll be honest. I said, hey, it ain't no make no difference. Don't worry about it. We know how big of a paranoid schizophrenic feel is when it comes to duck up. We were so cold in Kansas that we built a fire inside that blind.

And smoke's just boiling out of this duck blind. I mean, we built it with wood. I'm talking about wood. There's only one way to keep a war. Regulation wood. Oh, yeah. And smoke just boiling out of this thing. And ducks are coming in there.

I guess they are thinking it's like the burning bush. They just coming up here. We stand up through the smoke. Bop, kill them, sit back down. They had a trough down that hole. Yeah. And we left that place looking like smoke baking. Like all our face and our skin was dried.

Oh, I literally one day sunk a boat because of the field said, hey, you four people get in that 12-foot boat. Okay. You in the big boy? How, you being the big boy? But he wasn't in it, was he? No, he wasn't in it. Like, I'm out of here, but.

I was like Stoned that day, he tripped and fell in the dog. Yeah. He said, I'm out of here. Yeah. What do you mean? He said, son, he's gone. He wet. I've done it before.

He's gone. I see y'all. Yeah. Gone. I did it. Yeah. Yeah, Godwin did that day was that sunk the stupid boat going around circles. We have seen.

Many of boats. Hey, that's a bad motor. if you go around in a circle and it fills the boat up. Let me tell you, that's a bad captain. You can't blame out on the motor. You blame out on the captain. I'm just saying, hey, that was a bad day. Well, when you're turning little 10-yard circles

with 900 pounds of men, gear, and equipment, and a boat, what do you think? Get everybody at the blind, let them out, and then one man go out there and do donuts to break up the ice. But Phil, as he so often does, got in a big hurry. Got in a big hurry. And sunk the boat.

Sunk the boat. Yeah. Rough one. And Goddum was a victim. Goddum was a victim of circumstance. He was a victim and he was the one that got blamed because, you know, a Robertson ain't ever going to say, yeah, I did that. Are you?

My bad. Yeah. No. Just like that time whenever. I think I drowned that day. The last story. I heard about it. Like that day we moved at aluminum.

boat from his boat house to the dog and then we moved it i'm in the back of a boat i'm fine my feet are dry but somehow me and gawin got blamed for the plug being out of the boat he said them two fat boys over there moved that thing i'm like i tell you something when i take a boat for a ride down the river if water was going to come in it would have come in oh yeah yeah it would have never made it to dog by and instead it did and then he finally found the culprit was him gipsons got down there getting stuff out of his boat and knocks a plug. And Gibson's. Like, I mean, come on.

Go to watch him rednecks, boys. But let's take our first break. We'll be back right after that. You got to watch him redneck. We got to dry. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means?

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sigh i just got i gotta know how'd you like my prediction on what happened in the world series well you got me i got you i slicked you yep no no no no y'all got me because i thought for sure that it would go seven no you thought it goes but hey in a way i'm just telling you that's why most people don't realize the talent that these guys have got that do that for a living. Well, the good news is, is I picked up that home run the old boy hit in the back parking lot this morning.

So, well, that ball was crushed. No, no. Good grief. That ball was crushed. That was incredible. 400, what, 460 feet? Yeah, something like 460. That's hitting a baseball along the way.

A deer looks little at 460 feet. Yeah. Yeah. That's 150 yards, quick mouth. You got a tiring his scope up on 4 to see that. Yeah, that's what, I mean, that's incredible. You think you shoot him and think it was a big dough. But you know what?

That ain't the only thing I've seen on TV. You know what else I've seen on TV? Not me. I guess the local news has been watching the podcast. They decided to make a local celebrity here. That's not what happened. Look, Johnny Dee in his new career, he's now getting time on the local news. It hasn't even aired yet.

What did you do? Hey, will you sign my hat? It hasn't even aired yet. It hasn't aired yet. Well, what's it going to be? Well, there was an old K-A-R-D-K-TV. I hope I just said the right channel. It might be the other one.

Salute to local businesses. And they came on by the honey hole and interviewed my dad about fishing stuff and me about the other stuff. Well, they ain't ever been here. Well, you know, hey, you got to know the right people. I think my mom might have... Talk about being in the right place at the right time. Talk about a gar. We ain't a local business?

What is it? It was supposed to just be my dad, but now that I worked there, my mom was like, you're going to do the clothes and the sunglasses. Oh, so fashion advice from you. Well, you know, I don't know if you heard. I say who I'd go in the store and I'll see Miss Janice. I see David. I see John David.

That's the guy I want to pick out my clothes. Right there. The guy wearing gym shorts. Yeah. These are not gym shorts. They're gray. I've been wearing nice shorts lately at work. You wore shorts the other day for trying out loud.

I mean, what the heck? Like, you left here and started caring a little? No, I didn't. That's the best news, though. My dress code at my new job didn't change. Oh, his mom and dad did you make some dress better. Say, dad, hey, what about a raise here, buddy? He ain't been there, buddy.

I've been there four days and I got him up for a ways. You got to know that. I got you on television, buddy. No, he was already going to do it. They were doing it to him. And I just subbed in. He tagged him.

Okay, okay. But yeah, it was funny. But I was, here's the funny part. I was nervous. Yeah. For local news? I've been with cameras right here for a hundred episodes. And then, but doing it over there, I was nervous.

She was like, I'm going to. to ask you questions about local businesses. Can't take your pressure, boys. I told him another place to go by shoes in town. There you go. But I like that store. River Outfitters in Munro.

I thought you were talking about Academy sports and Outdoors. No, hey, calm down. That's a competition. Academy's a great place. I go there all the time. Not for my fishing tackle. But no, yeah, it was. He had to clarify that, boys.

I love. Local celebrity, John David. I'm not. I've seen on the Duck Call Room podcast. So if you wake up the week after Thanksgiving, I won't be awake for this, it airs on the morning news. Oh, no, you're out. I'm out.

You work at a fishing store and you don't get up early? No, Ralph does that. Ralph is the early bird. Ralph and James are the early guy. I close every day. You got to count a minute. He's a closure, boys. I've been selling some minutes.

It's hard to count them. Just start stupid. Just wave. What a minute is up to today there, Jay. Oh, three dollars for an eighth of a pound, $6 for a quarter of a pound, $10 for half a pound. $20 a pound. $20 a pound.

Say as much as a rib-eye steak. Good grief. Pound's like 160 minutes. You don't need that many. You can come back tomorrow. You might. We'll be open. Yeah.

It depends on if you run into a big old school of catfish or something. So you're selling shiners by the pound. By the way of them. You have to weigh them. Instead of, I used to go in and say, hey, give me 50, you know, 50 Shiner. That's how it used to be. Yeah, it used to be going, give me 50, but you're having to talk them while they're scooping. Since if you order 50 from his dad, you got 47.

Every time. Tell me, I was just fixed it. Because if you used to, and when you go out, it was Grandma that gave them. Uh-huh. Okay, Grandma counted them one by one. Oh, Big Dave. Big Dave, they never gave nobody 50. Yeah.

Not once. Not once that he gave anybody. You all was short. Yeah. 47. I said, hey, I ain't 50 shiner. And they'll dip that and head in there and throw a couple more dips in there. I was like, I'm going to buy the more the stuff you make the actual profit off of.

Like, come on, man. I was learning. Give me a break on the shiners here, son. Ralph looked at me that and goes, yeah, hey, you know, sometimes give them extra. Oh, yeah. So there's the, there's the key. That's because Ralph. Ralph knows the struggle.

Big Dave keep a half-ounce sinker in his pocket to and sitting on that scale while you ain't looking. That's not true. He pulled out that half-ounce tungsten. It's about that big. You can't even see it. Tuxes is expensive. It is expensive.

Why do you think we shoot it at ducks? That's right. Because it kills them. It does. No cripples. No cripples. Yeah, everybody's into tungsten now. Yeah.

Better for the environment. Better for the environment. What size are you a shot? We got mediums and we got large. I'm enjoying this commercial. Do I always tell you right now? Come to see us. Give me the trot line.

You got eights or twelves. I don't know what that means. Eights or twelves. Most people like little bitty shiners for croppy. Fours is what I used to buy. Biggins. Everybody likes little shiners for crappies. No, bigans.

Well, I just think they made them biggons. Hey, I got the bigons in you. I'd always say, hey, give me the trot line shiner. That means two. to three inch long. Yeah. Because I don't... That's fours or six.

The little bitty chintners catch a little bitty white perch. Yeah. Okay, give me the two and three inches. Except for the day of winter. Dead of winter, you want little bait. That's the only time that's good. Except unless you're fishing for black crappies.

Yeah. Then you lead to little bitty baits. So local news and you were nervous. That cracks in you. I was scared to that. You've been on freaking Duck Dynasty. Yeah. And you're on the local news and you get nervous?

Have you seen our local news? Hey, you was Willie's bright-hand man for eight and a half of years for crying out loud. I know, but it was, you know. What have you got to be nervous about? I wasn't scared of messing up for Willie. He did that himself. I was scared. Like it was my parents were sitting there watching me.

He's worried about, okay. Family boy. I was like, I got to say the right thing here. Hopefully I sold some sunglasses. For the right price, me and God want to come endorse your breakfast. Oh, yeah. We'll do the commercials for you. Just say.

You might want to stick. with Academy, buddy, because I don't know what we can afford you. We'll keep endorsing me. It depends on that Shiner account. You ain't getting Shiner's free ever, son. Ever. Hey, when's the Honeyhole going to buy an ad on the podcast?

Right now? No. Don't need it. I've been sneaking in for years. Deal. Deal's done. I love it. Support your local tackle shop.

Hey, I agree with that. Do support your local tackle shop. The mom and pop businesses make the world go around. That's where I started working was a mom and pot. Yeah, you worked at TP. Tanner Peaches. I mean, it had the name True Value, but that's just who we got our tools from. It was three brothers.

Yeah, so you were. And a brother-in-law. You were probably there when I was at the Honey Hole in high school. Yeah. I was selling fishing stuff, and you were selling hunting stuff. I slinging guns. And look at us now. Left and right.

Still doing the same thing. I was slinging gun. He's a gun flinger. I remember I was there when the state of Louisiana changed to where you could shoot them single shots as a primitive weapon. Oh, boy. buddy did we sell some 444 marlins and 4570s and 338s and all that all that kind of jump and then you'd have to go shoot them one time and things kick like a rushing mule man just wait till rifle season it's just another week like why you gotta be in a hurry man you gotta get in a hurry lord of mercy be like sigh now he's shooting a six five with a suppressor on it now that's smart that's smart that's brilliant well that's a gun though Yeah.

Oh, it is. Yeah. Even with you behind it. Oh, yeah. Hey, look, when you go hunting today, just, I'm going to remind you something. Breathe. Oh, no, no, no. Also, open your eyes.

No, no, no. Take the scope covers off and breathe. Hey, not on that, breathe, okay, engage brain, you idiot. Okay, because I'm telling you, if you'd add me on a brain wave thing medically. Flatline. It was flatline. That was no brain activity. Boom.

You know. Six for the brain. above it. Where did this herb? I'll tell you. Those six-fives are loud, though. Oh, I got, I wouldn't tell you a story about how loud they all. Me and my daughter, Saturday.

Weezing up there, and I told her, I said, you might want to go look at food plot. There might be some deer. I was wanting to make it dramatic for her, you know. I knew there wasn't none in there. And I looked out there, and there was two out there. So we climbed up in the stand, and the higher I got up on the steps,

the more deer was showing up in that. It was full. So we got up there and I got her in the chair and she got her gun propped up. I opened the window and she's getting ready and I'm talking her through it. And I'm not thinking because I'm nervous because this is her first deal. Right before she shot, I noticed the barrel was inside the window. And this is, yeah. And it's at that point you start feeling for the.

Oh, no, no, yeah, because this is one of them. you start feeling for your Tetris saying, uh-oh. This is a, this is inside a hard, hard plastic container. Yeah. All my Tetris is clipped on my backpack. We ain't had time to do nothing yet. Ain't nothing you can do about it.

You're just sitting there looking at them saying, boy, it's going to be laugh. They was in, arms reaped. Ah. Yeah. And she pulled that trigger. Couldn't it sounded like, well, I don't know what it sounds like. It was very loud. The trumpet sounded like.

Jesus was on his way back. It sounded like, you know how? When you're taking a bath and you just slide down in there and your head goes underwater, your ears are underwater. I actually do know that, yes. I'm going to need a bigger tub. I can't get there. That's Sam.

That's what it sounded like for about five seconds. It happens that quick, don't it? Did anything hit the dirt? Oh, yeah. It hit the ground. Back feet come out from under it. You know what happened on? size the exact opposite.

Back feet, they jumped up and then run off. Yeah. That deer's eating lunch somewhere right now. I'll make foot over the deer's back. Well, let's take our next break. Tell Johanna, we said congratulations. I'll bring you some backstrap. All right, we're back. Look, folks, the other day,

y'all's response was overwhelming to the questions that you have from us. And we spend a little time looking through some more. Johnny D. is going to pull up something. I've got some on my deal. God, when you weren't here, but the other day We went Instagram live to questions straight from the audience. Really? Live.

Most of them were your standard questions, but we had some really good ones too. Well, Si asked the people what they've been up to. Five two, eyes are blue. How about you? Got that, J.D. Five two, and what about you? You write that down. Five two being a little generous.

But your eyes are definitely blue. That's right. And so most of Sye's responses were what people, people were doing and there were a couple people saying rude things. I'm just getting the report back. Something they got rude. Do they need to be on Express VPN? Yeah, they do.

And a bunch of people were cheering for some guy named Brandon. I don't know what that means. Oh, Lord. Oh, boy. But, Sa, yeah. We have one of your fans. She is going to school to obtain her esthetician. Esthetician?

Yeah. License. Does that say it right? And she's offered you a facial. Wait a bit. What was the word you just said? Aesthetician. A face person.

A face person? Guy would say a face person. I don't know how to say it. Estetian. Give me the definition of what y'all are talking about it. Estetition. That's fantastic. Is what?

She's going to school. for us to be an ascetician. Yeah, she's going to give you a patient. She's going to give you a facial. Yep. Is it esthotician? Well, hey. It don't really matter.

Well, what is the facial? She's a person who specializes in the beautification of the skin. Oh, it's a what? The beautification of the skin. Yeah, they do like facials, treatments, Botox, all that kind of good stuff. That's what they do.

Well, darling, I appreciate the offer, but I'll pass. Botox She can smooth out their wrinkles Well no no Hey I'm beautiful enough I agree There's enough women that want you

You don't need it Look I'm turning Botox Is that stuff they put in their lips And then their cheeks And beat the women off right now Here's one that I thought That I thought was worthy

Because you know You know us What's your favorite snack We never Snack? You got one snack you're going for I know what mine is I know it mine is

Oh. Well, Twinkies comes up. Twinkies. Okay. Yeah. I'm with you. Yeah. But.

There's a puck. There used to be. There used to be, okay, honey buns. Honey buns? H buns. Okay. Did you get the glazed ones or the iced ones? No.

No. Ice and got them old. It looks like he stuck a four-time cut. Yeah. Okay. And it looks. Look, it was down there at, I can't think of the name of store now, when we go hunting every morning.

I'd stop off and buy them. Buying a sausages? No, no. No, honeyboats. Glaze honeyboats. Because then he'd put it next to his heater. I know where he's going with us from. But anyway, look, you heat them up.

I'll put him in a microwave. You got some microwave. Okay, but we ain't got a microwave in a duck behind. No electricity. You sit at just north of the heater. That's right. And then it'll get good and sticky. Hey, that's it.

I can't thank you. They couldn't keep them in stock at the store. It was one that coming to orange wrapper, wasn't it? Yeah. Like orange around the outside? And I would tell them, I said, hey, look. I said, hey, what's the deal? Whenever time I come here, I buy every one you've got.

Well, that's why they ain't got none. Well, no, I told them. I said, well, hey, look, I'm ordering it 20 at the time. Hey, why don't you order 100? Keep them coming, huh? Keep them coming. And, hey, well, I get in here, I'll buy what you got. Thank you.

Hey, they just stopped ordering them. I don't even get them anymore. My favorite snack is now available to us. Oh, what is that? Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes. Praise God. Has anybody had the ice cream? Praise.

No, I looked yesterday. You lost. Not available at our local Walmart neighborhood. The one on well road. I was going to go there today. Not there. That's the same thing with black walnut ice cream. Yep.

Brookshires has always run out. Are you listening, Brooks Shires? You're always running out of. Mr. Brad, sigh, has got a problem. Yeah. Order more black walnut ice cream in the pint-sized jars. Oh, you're a pint-sized.

Get a half-gallon. Get a half-gallon. No, that's too much. My favorite snack. Yeah. Man, I don't know. All of them. I got, yeah.

See, you threw me off with the snack. Yeah. Because I was fixing to go, Mrs. Kay's, No, no, that's not a snack. That's a meal. Anything that starts with Ms. Cays is a meal. A snack is something you say. I know.

When I was fixing to go with okay. A meatball and spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. You can't like open a wrapper and eat that. You have a snack. It's not a snack. This can be purchased at a gas station. You just snack on Ms. Kay's meatballs and spaghetti for all day. Oh, here we go.

Okay. He's carrying around a. I can make anything a snack that Ms. K cooks, boys. Oh, here we. I like cashies. Look, you snack on her chocolate pie? That's a snack. They come in a little prepacket.

You can buy that at a gas station. Yeah. That's what a snack is. Yeah, I buy them. There you gas station sometimes. Just because you can't buy it, don't mean it ain't a snack, bro. Johnny D. Well, you're off the snack, so we can't even have.

Your snack thing now is like rice cakes. No, I'm a slim gym man from way back. Oh, okay. And, look, I don't care what Stone says, slim jims are good for you. Are they? I don't know. As long as you can't got blood pressure problems. All right.

I'm just saying too much sodium. No, I like beef. I'm a beef jerk. If I go to a gas station, beef jerky is bad for you. Says a man who eats a pint of ice cream every night. His three were Twinkies, ice cream,

and what was the other one? Honey buns, and he's looking at me like you and your beef jerky. Rican cut. Hey, look, honey bones ain't got no sodium in it. Bresica. I scream What are you afraid of sodium?

Cateroom Mifers and cream cheese. Wait, hold on. Honeybuns ain't got none of it? No. Them things are going to be here until Jesus comes back. You may want to read that rapper again. I didn't read the rapper again. I mean, them things.

Just like a twinkie. They got some kind of preservative in them to keep them here that long and a little old piece of plastic cellophoreum. If the apocalypse happens and I'm as old as you are, the honeybuns will still be as good. Yeah. Look, here's another good one right here. Why is Gobwin the most handsome man on the planet?

I've been asked. I'm going to have a man. I've been asking for Mr. Paula. No, it's from a young fellow named Colton. Oh, okay. And Paula put him up to it. That's a good one. Hey, I got a good, uh, on what have you been up to lately?

We're changing the world, man. Are we good? How are we doing it? My friend Diane. Oh, I like the hat. Diane's got a good. Dan's got a good-looking hat on. She's from California.

No tight apart. She broke her wrist. We're praying for you. She needs to stay off and bull. Check out her cast. Cammo. We got camouflage in California. She's got a Josie Wells duster on.

That's fantastic. All she's missing is a little cigar. That's my kind of woman. That's it. That's my kind of woman. Ain't no dear going to see her arm. She should say a cigar? She needs that little cigarette.

so she can like the dynamite with it. But she's our fan. Hopefully she's cool with this show and her picture. If she's not cool, we'll describe it. She got a camo cast just because she listens to us

all the time for entertainment. And it was a tribute to us. Camouflage. And we hope your wrist gets better, Diane. That was just another what people. Another one that come up all the time too and I'm still looking at them. There's a bunch of them that asked this

is asking about our funniest hunting story. Does anybody have just a super funny one? I can think back on mine when I fell out of the duck blind. I went face first out of that. Oh, yeah. That was a pretty good one. That day, it educated me. Okay, you know, people always say when a giant tree falls in the forest,

if there's no one there to hear it, does it make any noise? It still makes noise. It makes noise. It doesn't matter of the blind that morning. But you were there here. It was a crash, boys. Let me tell you. He fell in slow motion.

Hey, he tore the wire off the front of the blind, tore his waiters, and, hey, destroyed the front of the blind. I laughed. I laughed the whole time I was falling, too. You couldn't do you know how to buy this one down. I'll never forget. The other one was when the water was high at the boat ramp. Oh, yeah, feel?

We had a board, a two-for-12 board from the boat ramp to the ground. That's a good. It feels, what's it? boys and the next thing we're seeing is fill is up in it in the water yeah and he said that's one of them that's one of them things boys don't ever do yeah he said don't do that's right don't do that but the funny part was he said what's this well flash that algae had grown on that board it was slick slicker and snots all he stepped on it and it come out from under this is the most dangerous time of year to be around any kind of boat ramp because when they drop them things for winter pool yeah

That algae that's had all summer to grow where that water used to be, it's way slicker than a bar of soap. Oh, what are you talking about? I mean, it's like the stuff they make for ultrasound jelly. I mean, that's how slick it is. That's how slick it is. Yeah. Yeah.

I guarantee. My best story, funny story, is just a comedy of errors. Because every time I go hunting, something goes wrong. I'm not a great hunter. And that's how the story ends. We, because we had, That's why I worked at a tackle show. Yeah, exactly.

So we were setting up, I have a little tiny piece of land out in Calhoun, so we're trying to kill a deer every day, and just everything's going wrong. And we had probably, I'm going to call it a colony of raccoons. Colony. There was, every picture we got was,

30 raccoons all over. We're just feeding a raccoon family out in Calhoun. So one night we're like, we're just going to sit here because we're not going to see a deer. and when those raccoons come out we're going to murder them it's all it's katie by the boy and my my buddy benny all the raccoons come out and he's like i had a crossbow he had a 22 it was like on three we're at least taking out two of them i was like i'm going to try and line a couple you know it was a weird day i'm about to lay hate to a raccoon that's a that's a picture so look uh you'd have to know

benny to make this picture complete so i got to you do but i'm talking about our fans so benny goes up and he's like, all right, on three. And I was like, you just do it. I'm not going to waste a bolt on a raccoon. And then he goes, all right, I got it. Click. And the 22 doesn't go off and Benny hangs his head and he looks at me and he goes, we're terrible hunters.

And we're both up with a tree. And I just started dying laughing because it ended with, we're terrible hunters. We forgot to load the gun. So, hey, keep trying. Laugh at yourself. That's the take-on message. Hey, look. What?

The hunt's supposed to be fun. And that was. Amen. Amen to that. Let's take another break. We'll be back right after that. Okay. Hey, look, we're back.

And, uh, I do want to throw, it is hunting season. I think it'd be super cool. If you're listening, if your kid or somebody you know goes out to the woods this year, experiences their first hunt,

animal, whatever, send us the pictures. Yeah. Hello at Duck Call Room. We'll try to highlight some of them on the screen. I love that idea. Yeah, I want to see the future of hunting. Did you just come up with that? No, yes, but the reason I did, I read a story this morning about a first-time hunter in Texas,

young fellow, and he shot a big deer. Couldn't find it. But in Texas, I didn't realize they did this. He called the game warden and said, look, man, I shot this big deer. I can't find it. the local game warden come out there and helped him track it and they found the deer. So bravo to the state of Texas for letting your game wardens assist in this. And bravo to the young man for knowing, look, this is above my pay grade.

I haven't done this. Ask for him. And I'm going to ask for help. And he is a beautiful, beautiful deer. I should have saved the picture for him. It was a kudos to the game wardens. But if you do that, send us, hello. Send us a picture.

Hello at duck callroom.com. And we'll try to highlight some of our first time hunters and fishermen and stuff like that. Let everybody know that the future is great. But look, Johnny D, what's in that inbox this week? Inbox, y'all want to go light? Y'all want to go heavy? Y'all want to go inspiring. Just go inspiring.

You want to go fishing. I just want to go fishing. All right, I want to read this one from Christie. This isn't a question. This is more just a wonderful story. The subject line is ring that bell. Okay. You can be.

You know. You don't have to ask them to do that. But Christy, she listens to the old man podcast, unashamed. But we make her laugh even when she's in a bad mood. Thank you, Christy. That's what we try and do here. But she just wanted to fill us in on a story. She used to be on drugs, quote, real bad.

And she was just kind of living wherever she could. And she was staying with some people. And those people were watching TV. And it was Duck Dynasty. And she wasn't even paying attention. and at the end she heard Phil praying over a meal. You know, that's how they always end the Duck Dynasty.

Yep. And she was raised in a Christian home, and she believed in God, but, you know, she had fallen away. But at that moment, when she heard that prayer on the TV, she was full of conviction.

Trying a child in a way they should go. Exactly. And they were not leaving. And she got to thinking. And at the end of this email, which is what I really want to get to. She said, I believe it was Christ through y'all speaking,

even in that silly show. I've been clean from drugs going on six years now. Congratulations. And she just wanted to thank us for the podcast. Well, thank you for the story. Dang that bail. And you said something that I want to correct. There's no believing it was Christ.

It was Christ. There's no reason to question that thought. 100% it was Christ. It had nothing to do with us. It was all about him. So that's awesome. I just sent you the picture of that kid too with his first deer. That thing's awesome.

I had to go find it again. I had to go back and read the story again. It's fantastic. Let me throw it up on the screen. Look at that. First deer. That is awesome. That's his first deer?

First deer. Look at that. Look at the crab claws on me. That is unique. That's awesome. A mature buck. Boy. awesome.

Cudos to that game warden for jumping in and helping out. Game warden smiling. Oh, yeah. A day's still like, I can't believe I got this. He's like, it's my first one. I don't know how to pose with this thing, man. That's awesome. That's tight.

That's what's up. Yeah, well, so. Sorry. No, no, that's great. What was her name? Christy, thank you for the email. Thank you. That's an amazing story.

And hopefully maybe somebody's listening out there right now, needs to feel the same as her. And six years later, we'll be celebrating you too. and also I just love that idea, Martin, of sending in your first deer, first big fit. Hey, first fish at all. Don't matter, dove. Just the first. I want to see there's something about the smile on somebody's face when they experience it for the first time.

Hold on. You can't. I mean, it's unbelievable. Do you have a picture, do you know of a picture of your first deer duck? I know you don't. Cameras weren't around. I've got, hold on, I'm going to go through the art. No, no, let's just do it next episode

because I have a very specific story of a crappie fishing night with my dad and me holding a fish. I've got some. That is on the wall in my bedroom at my parents' house. I don't know if it's my first, but my deal is like, you know, you sell them people that they get stuff

and then they just look mad at the camera. Heck no, every picture you see of me, I'm going to be smiling. I'm as happy to catch the next one, catch the first one, catch and on the hunts and stuff like that no i'm happy i'm smiling you see me heck yeah buddy i big cheesing it don't matter to me i love it i just want to see a young martin with a big old deer i need to find the one of you have a picture godwin of my first deer

first in i've had it i've seen it before but i don't know where it's not they didn't have facebook that is the most godwin answer i've ever that's just like asking him how many ducks he's killed I've had it. I've seen it before. I've seen it. It's somewhere around these parts. No, that's awesome. Oh, that's awesome.

8, 10. Oh, here you go. Look, this is. Oh, I bet you I still have it. I got some, um, what's them? This is. Before digital. Before, before everything has changed, as far as I was concerned, there were two

baseball teams, the Cubs and the Braves, because that's all we could watch. And you, go Astros. You see this one. Oh. Martin, you're quick, man. That's what I said. But there's one more I want to show you if I can find it. It's freaking hilarious.

And it's not even with anything I killed. It's just something I caught. That's unbelievable. It was released unharmed. Look at it. That's awesome. See, I have a picture like that, but I'm on a boat. That's pretty good copy.

With my. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, that's pretty good copy. Look how husky I was. Husky. What are you telling me? You've always been husky. That's just a stud.

Here you go. Here's my picture of me. Notice there's no fish, but me and my pops. Look at our matching towels that say we'll fish for food. Look at that haircut. That's fantastic. But I think that might be the day that I caught the fish that I'm thinking of. Yeah.

Man, I could go down this road for a while. I'm still, look, there's one of me with a box turtle that is fantastic. Box turtle. You just have these on Spinole? Well, I had to. That's a cool thing. I had to do them on a Duck Dynasty like through the years. So I saved them on my phone when I scanned them.

Guess who the box turtle lives with? Who's that? As fellow roommates. Who's that? Rattlesnakes. Well, yeah, he's like Jesus. He hangs around with the sinners, man. What are we talking about?

We got sidetracked there, but I love that. Do you think? Well, I mean, just a memory. I actually have my first deer, too. I could pull that one up quicker. I'm... Well, yeah, it was like two years ago. Yeah, it was an old man with my boss.

My former boss, I don't work for him anymore, if you're wondering. He don't work for him anymore, boy. I'll show my first deer real quick. Look at that stud. Stud, hoss. Look at that. That was a big smile. Why doesn't Willie smile in pictures?

Can I say that now that I don't work for him? Yeah. Show your teeth, man. How many points I do you got? That's an old eight points. with a little palmation on him. That was an exciting time. Anyways.

Well, Martin still, hey, let's do it. Next episode when we do this, hopefully we get enough of the end. We might be two episodes. We're going to start off with a picture of you and this box turtle. I'm going to find it today. But let's find it today. Let's take a break.

You keep looking, but we never leave people with a cliffhanger. Tune in next time for Martin. How big was the box turtle? It's little, but the look on my face is pure joy. That's all I'll tell you. No, a box turtle is a cool thing.

Here we go. He really is. They're not even in the shape of a box. He's got a garage door. He's got a garage door. Oh, yeah, he does. Oh, yeah, he does. He does.

I thought that was a lot. Does it fold down? I thought that was a loading rent. Well, it could be that too. I think it actually folds down. And it falls up when he closes up. He's open for business? You shut your door or not?

Yeah, he shut the door, boys. And now we're going to break, I don't know. Ladies and gentlemen, we might be back in a minute. Thanks for tuning in. Okay. What's he got there? Blue Gale. He ain't very big.

Oh, my goodness. I'm going to take a picture with him. Well, hey, that ain't very big. So this might have been a bad idea. We're back from break. Martin's still looking at pictures of himself, but we got one more. You actually skinny there, Martin?

Whoa. That's not Martin in the background. That's him and all the pink. Martin apparently took a picture with every animal. I was not scared. Oh, no. If I captured him, I would take a picture with him. That's beautiful, Martin.

Look at that in the realm. Well, no, no. That's like with me and a baby gun. Whatever I shot, oh, I brought it to the house. To show it out. I cannot believe it. Because you didn't have a camera. No.

I think I got a picture of me in a suit. A picture of Godwin in a suit. Now that's just as. This is just turning into picture time. Let's share photos from our camera. All right. Do you all want another email? Yeah, do that while I continue to look for this boxter.

Do we need another person who's scared to ask a girl out? Yeah. We need to read that. Why not? I mean. Okay. Is it different circumstances? I don't, it's bad.

We get this a lot, so I feel like we need to harp on it. Yeah. We got an email from John David. Good name. John David. From Ardmore, Alabama. From Alabama, boys. He had a question for Sae.

I've liked this girl for a while and she likes me too. All the problems have already been solved. Yeah. I've been to a few different youth group events. That's a good place to meet a lady. Yep. And I've met her parents. Right.

You're rolling. You're on a row. But I need to know how to ask her out because I feel ready. Uh-oh. Well, hey, it's very simple, son. Just say, hey, you good-looking thing. Hey, we've got to go out. He said it 100 times, man.

I don't know what else he's talking about. Hey, I can't stand this anymore. Johnny D. Me and you have got to get in the same car and go somewhere. Get some ice cream, son. Anywhere. Black walnut. That's right.

Hey, we can go to Sonic and pick up a burger. You can do whatever you want. Or a BLT. Oh, BLT, boys. They're kids. They don't want a BELT. But hey, look, quit being bashful. You've got to be bold.

The worst thing, the absolute worst thing she's going to say. Is no. But you already said she likes you too. That's right. And hey, that ain't going to happen. Trust me. Because, hey, what you do is, if she says no, you just persevere. Okay.

And ask her till she says, Yes, darling, I'll go out with you. That's it. I feel like we've covered that subject very often here in the duck call room, but it is. It's a confidence thing. So I said, persevere, son. You got to be confident, son. Keep on chunkin.

Don't ever take no for an answer. Well, it's the same way with like swinging a baseball bat or swinging a golf club or shooting your bow. You just got to shoot out of a slump. Just keep firing, son. It'll happen. Fire. Look, I wouldn't even be married.

I wouldn't have 50 years of marriage behind me, okay? It took me 14 hours to convince my wife to marry me. 14 years. What do you say? 14 hours. 14 hours. Look, hey, we had a restaurant. Good.

The people want to close. Son, you just talk to her a long time. No, no. Hey, it's like 3 a.m. in the morning. Okay. Thank you. And they want to close the joint. And I said, hey, look, don't bother me right now.

this is very important what we got going down here. I think he actually finally said it just so then people could close their restaurant. And we're going to try to figure out how to get out of it later. Let me just go home. Well, I got to go to the house. Young John David, go in with confidence. That's all you need to know. I also just got a brand new email from John Godwin of him, a picture of him in a seat.

Oh, my. white suit with ruffles. John Gowler. Look at the hair. Yeah. I thought that was. I can't believe it. You actually had hair at one time.

A bunch of it. And a bunch of it. I keep changing the color. I like it. Hey, but none of them compared to that picture. Oh, there you are boys. Ride them lame! On top of a bull!

Look at the J.G. That's awesome, but look, we just had a guest walked in. Somebody's coming in, boys. Hey, sigh, get in here. Take my seat. Say, what do you do? Come on and sit down there. Come here.

Look at sigh. Look at sigh. You looking good there, kids. We're all sending pictures of our younger selves. I love it. Si just brought in a real younger cell. This ain't fair. This is what I looked like when I was 13.

You had the gray beard and all? Yeah, and look, I ain't but 14 now. Well, that's a good point. Hey, everybody, this is my hunting and fishing partner. The BK. The BK.K. The deer, cowlough, stone. The deer, deer slayer.

B.K., welcome. How was your day at school? Oh, good. Oh, okay. What did you do? Hey, you're pretty good looking like that, young lady. So tell us about the, what was the, what was the, day at your school. It was mom or dad day.

Mom or dad day. And she chose me to do with us. She said, I'm going to dress up like uncle. She took an uncle, boy. Tea glass, jug, except she doesn't drink. She doesn't drink all the tea. It's time to go.

What's that? It's time to go to house, she said. So mom or dad day, you decided to go as Uncle Sy. That's what we're going with. I like it. Hey, I can appreciate that. Yeah.

You're the world's uncle, so it doesn't matter. Oh, no, no. She are to. Okay, as much as she's Stap me, either deer hunting or fishing. And then she's got, you can't even sit right now. She's got that sit a little grin on her face.

Every time she does it. Like a possum trying to pass a peach seed. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. She can have you on here. She can do it all. Okay.

She can kill them deer. She can cut them fish and she can bake them cakes. Guarante. Hey, there's a snack. There's another snack. Pound cake. Oh, yeah, Pound cake. B.K.'s pound cake.

That's a good snack. Did you win any contest today dressed like that, BK? No. No. No, no. Hey. She's even got that. No.

No. She got that Robertson gnaw down, don't she? Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Well, darling, we appreciate you showing up. Absolutely. Now, y'all just get real close to him real quick. I want to see how, I want to see just how close you got on your.

Put your beard up. Let me take a picture. All right. Boy, you wouldn't ever know no difference. You're both smiling. You both, look at it. Just a year older. Go forward.

Hold that thought right there. Sy, get you cut. There we go. There it is. Now. Now, here's for the fans to decide. Who wore it better? Who's the best looking?

Can I vote? Or do I count as a fan? No, you count as a fan. Okay, BK. Okay, that's what I thought. No doubt. Yeah, that's what I thought. I'd actually lean that way myself.

Oh. Well, Bullfrog, get ready to take your uncle's idea hunting because I know that's where y'all are going. And look, we're going to go ahead. You can go let the air out of another. Oh, no, there it is. No, I'm going to get to shoot one today. No, you're going to watch. Boy, Froh, we're going to send, before you leave, we're going to send you out of here with a Bible verse.

First Corinthians, 10, 23, and 23 and 20. says, I have the right to do anything, you say, but not everything is beneficial. I have the right to do anything, but not everything is constructive. No one should seek their own good, but the good of others. Good of others. There you go. There you go. Seek the good of others.

I think that falls under that second one of the great commission of love others as yourself. It's not about you. It's never about you. That will leave you, okay. and back to the lady that was on drugs and got clean and said that Jesus did it and she is 100% correct and darling hey stick with Jesus okay he's got you back

humans will only let you down we'll always let you down but Jesus will never let you down amen we'll see y'all next week right here in the doctorate y'all go kill a big buck deer we love y'all go get a big buck deer boys