Duck Call Room - Miss Kay & Phil Robertson Had a Misunderstanding About Her ‘Rehab’

Episode Date: August 15, 2024

Uncle Si is relieved to see Miss Kay recovered enough to regale him with new tales of her stint in physical rehab, her hilarious misunderstanding with Phil over it, and what her newest Bobo is up to. John-David invites her to come jump roping with him for fitness and Martin begs to hear her side of the story about her long-term stay with Stone during her recovery. Miss Kay reveals a truly wacky thing that Phil did back in his wild days and Si has verifiable proof that he’s the favorite uncle in the family. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is that the size print you always have on your computer? Yeah. My size eyes are good. Hey. Hey, I see what I'm saying. I mean, I can read it. He normally only reads the subject line and gets to. If he doesn't, he can read the subject line and then he'll.

Oh, that's when he's, that's when he slides. Yeah. Well, I ain't got my glasses. My reading glasses. Oh. I'd say, because if you can read all that from, I mean, that's good. I can read it. I should be able to read it.

You've got good eyes. I got one good one. What happened to the other one? I don't know. My left one ain't near as good as my right one, though. That's funny. Mine was like that, too. Yeah.

You could start a band sing songs about waterfalls. Oh. Anyways, what's up? Hey, Kay. Hey. I thought you were going some weird third eye blind joke there, but never mind. TLC. It works.

All right, welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. This is the only time you will see me and Johnny Deas. I hope you enjoyed. Now, we have a special guest. It's been a while since Ms. Kay has, joined us in here, and she loves turtles. I do love turtles. I used to shoot them with my BB gun off the logs at our camp.

That is the true definition of love. Well, it didn't kill them. They just let them fall in the water. I'm glad you don't love me. Hey, y'all, and let them know that she was there. Pop that head. Didn't kill them. Well, it's good to see you.

Hey, thanks, Ms. Kay. It's good to see you. How you've, how you been? I was down a little while. I had a fall. Yep. And we're back? Yep, we're almost there.

We're not quite there. I'm still seeing a physical therapist, which I probably will the rest of my life. But no more falls. No more falls. No more free fall. That's our New Year's resolution. No more.

Again who's helping me every day. Jay Stone. Sorry, you crazy. Phil Robertson. Phil Robertson. Your husband, Phil? Repeat that. Bill Robertson.

The duck commander. Is there two of them? Well, there could be. He waits on me. He gets me stuff. He tucks me in the bed at night. If I stay in the bathroom too long, he's got to come check on me. I mean, he's never been, but he never saw me go down like that.

And, you know, I was actually away from home three months. Yeah. Yeah, when you live with Stone and Anna, yeah. Yeah, I did that. And then the hospital, then I was in that rehab center. and your wife Phil said he said I told him I was going to be in the rehab center and then go to stay with Jay and Anna

and he said I told you you were taking to me of those pills I mean he thinks that I'm going to an alcoholic recovery place to Phil this is for health well in fairness Kay that's pretty much

what he's dealt with his whole life since becoming a Christian as people who have either been in or out of rehab so that's exactly He didn't know there was physical rehab. He didn't know they were different stages. He said, I didn't even know you had a problem with that. Oh, Miss Kay. So I knew I had some new stuff to tell you.

Oh, we hadn't seen you in a while. I know. Kay and Phil hung around my mom and dad too long. Don't know, I'm serious. Maybe I hung around you too long too. Well, that too. But I'm just saying, hey, all of the. the, I don't even know what's called, all of the weirdos

come to our house when we was growing up. Oh. And when mom and dad passed away, well, hey, they just come to Cay and Fields down. Thank you. You reckon that's because. It's because I cook good. Hey, when you start feeding stuff, that's when the strays. Well, no, no.

They tend to stay around. That's why them signs say, don't feed the bears, don't feed the alligators. Hey, don't feed these wild animals. they'll hang around you. Well, a tame dog would hang around you if you feed them good. That's true. I guarantee you. Speaking of dogs, you got any new ones lately?

I mean, I know you're big on fostering things. Well, you know, this is my fifth bobo. I have him. He's little and he's, well, I can't say what Phil calls him. But it's not a cudges. Bathroom or... Oh, okay. But he's cute and he's a mess.

And then I have those two rescue dogs I rescued. Yeah, sneaky and freaky. That's not their name. That is. He and he and Griffey and the grandkids name. Oh, no, I'm sneaky and freaky. They're both weird. They're both weird.

They're both weird. They're both weird. No, they're sweet compared to Bobo, New Bobo. Wait, when did we get new Bobo? Didn't we get two of them? We did. Yeah. And then one week I knew I couldn't raise two dogs.

Yeah. And I gave it to my girl that was working for me at the time, her sister. And now she has five dogs. And she lives in a trailer with little area outside. I said, well, I don't know how you're going to do it, but here's my dog. That was Bobo 4 or 6 that got shipped off? I had to go to BB. Oh, that was BB.

The BB. I mean, that would have been too confusing with two dogs with the same name. Yeah, or six of them. them. You know? Bobbo 5, but let's not go to 6. Yeah. Way too good.

Only one Bobo at a time. I get it. That makes it. Well, we had Jesse and JJ that time for it. You know how long JJ lived? Longer than any of us. No, for our dog, 18 years. Yeah.

You couldn't hurt that dog. Nice. Her left. Well, we had her dead about three times. Yeah. And her front left foot was pointing at a 90 degree angle at all time. I don't even know how that happened.

Well, that was in that early injury. Wait, the dog died three times but didn't die? Right. Oh, the funniest thing with Jesse was, okay, is fill one outside and there was a cop-in-mouth, not a cop-in-mouthed, copperhead on the porch. So look, he just picked up the first thing handy. It was a hole.

And he, you know, a snake wasn't about, oh, maybe two-foot, you know, Not very big. Well, he just chopped him up a little bit of pieces. No, look. That sounds brutal, sir. No, look. That's why better than what's about to happen. Hey, no, no.

He chopped his head off, and it was about this long. Couple of it. And it's laying there where Jesse runs over there, and he hates snakes. Even the bodyless. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So he grabbed this piece of snake and start shaking it. Well, hey, it just popped him.

And they're stuck there. No, yeah. And he's shaking. And then when he finally shook him off, then he walked about three steps and he was like a trunk. Yeah. But he made it. He made it.

18 years tough for anybody at the mouth of Cyprus, much less a dog. He was the only one. A little dog. Little little. He was the only one that could catch a cat squirrel on the ground. And he would never make it to a tree. He would catch him and kill him. Yep.

He was that quick. You had to be quick. Oh, no. Living with Phil Robertson. Hey. Well, the bubble I have now, he can chase the squirrels, but he can't catch. He can't catch him. Has he bit Jimmy Redd yet, the one you got now?

Just about. Yep. It's a good dog. He growls. No, no. They all do. Every dog, Philling Kaye's ever had bite Jimmy Red. That says something, okay, because the dog sees something that humans can't recognize.

or in Jimmy Reds, or in Jimmy Res case, smell something. Well, hey, I'm just saying, hey, if a dog grout's at a person, hey, don't trust you. No,

you know what? That little to do the other night. He likes, he sleeps every night in my chair. My chair. Gotta be my chair. So I go to the bathroom. Well,

I'm not going to bed. I'm coming back. He's in my chair. And I said, get out. Get out. You went, and I said,

yeah, you just try that on. me, you'll get the whipping of your life. And then he gets out and goes to Phil's chair, because Phil's gone to bed. But I mean, he loves that chair. What were you up watching, Kay? The FBI or somebody. CSI, Hawaii or whatever, NCIS, Hawaii.

That's my favorite shows. Figure out who did it. Who killed who? Do you ever figure it out before they do? Yep. But most times I'm wrong. some of them some of them pretty good

I need to ask y'all something though since y'all are so smart we're here I know my nose it's just somebody thinking about you all the time like right here so what's wrong with that

you got some kind of allergy you're running too fast no I don't I don't run it all I walk but not run well I just go at the doctor and tell him my nose is Is it you?

Yeah. What? The outside or the inside? The outside, right here, like this. You just need the lotion. Or it could be makeup. Are you Googling this? Yeah.

At the risk of doing this. I don't wear makeup all the time. If I'm in the home. No, I would say probably makeup. A powder you're using. Itchy nose. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

That's all inside the nose. This is outside the nose. You may be sensitive to airborne substances. And allergies are a common cold. pet dander oh maybe you're allergic to your new dog oh she's allergic to the well i'll just have to live with it she's just to say not getting very part of my family do have you tried any new face washes recently no like i think about have you changed your any kind of makeup here's another one it says if the old wife tells if your nose it's is you will

kiss a fool who you been kissing only one person uh oh and i won't call him a fan a fool You can. He's not here. And he's not going to listen. Yeah, like he'd listen, right? He wouldn't even know how to begin to listen to this. Has he ever listened to any of his own podcast, Phil? No. Never.

I mean, me neither. I'm talking about this one. You don't like to listen to yourself, do you? Yeah, it's weird. I feel the same way. I listen. I think, oh, she sounds so dumb. I've never thought that.

Don't bloody ever think, you are the smartest person in this road by far. And a national treasure. Well, I'm glad it didn't matter about my grades because I wasn't so good. But look, I have common sense and I'm friendly to everybody. Y'all know that.

You'll feed anybody. I'll feed anybody that's hungry or not. And the other thing is, you know, who cares about the education at this point in my life? I couldn't agree more. You got them street smarts now, Kay. You've on TV. I don't know if you knew that or not.

I do, and I love it. And you know what would make me mad is people who used to act so, like, you know, put me down a little bit for that. And I want to say, I wanted to say, what are you making a year? How do you like that? Oh, that's right. That's right. I couldn't help it. Got them.

Hey, Robertson, with a little salt. right well she's getting older it's yeah are you officially that age like where you just say whatever's on your mind regardless and screw up most of it yeah I'm just saying like you walk in and we're giving Johnny D all the compliments because you said you like you've lost a lot of weight

but had the opposite happen would you have walked in and just said man you look kind of big like last time you saw your son I never tell somebody they're too big even if they are too big that's what Christine said to Al when he'd come in the house one day I love this. She hadn't seen him a long time. She said, you kind of put on a little weight there, Al. Al's on the program now.

We got to stop making jokes about Al. Really? That's what I heard. I heard a rumor that he's fixing to burn all his vests. He's burning all his vests. Oh, my goodness. He's not. He's losing 60 pounds since he's turning 60.

Hold on. His daughter's in the room. Can you confirm this, Alex? Alex is confirming. Al's down 15. In first, 15. 20 is easy. 15.

All you got to do, he ain't lost no shit. He's doing the He's on the gladiator program. Oh, that was a movie. That was a movie. Well, it was a real thing too

in history. Oh, yeah. See, I told you I forgot that. The Russell Crow part wasn't real. No. But I like Russell Crow. He's a good actor. I'm a big fan of Russell and his work.

Yes. I think we're going to have to have owl on here. That's right. We didn't have you. You want to laugh. I can't believe you ain't been up here. Once owl loses 60,

Stones lost 60 or 70. Uh-huh. God would lost a Honda. Yeah. I'm almost, I will wait until Al's down 60 and I'm down 50 and we'll have like a whole human being that we're missing. Yeah. We can just put up old.

That's a big dude too. We could put up old pictures of ourselves. All the way I would do. We did that one episode. I didn't enjoy it. Why not? Just let you know where you come from. I would have to quit cooking.

For what? Don't do that. To lose weight. Well, don't do that. Okay, you're 70, what, 76? How'd you remember that? Look. I don't know if it's 76 or 77, but it's close.

It's supposed to be, yeah, 77. Well, we're going, no, we're going round down. I'm 76. I thought y'all were the same eight. No, I'm a year. Yeah. Is one year, what are you? I'm 76.

I'm 70. Eight. According to Wikipedia, Kay. Yeah, you'll be 77. Weird that I'm Wikipedia. No, you'll be 77 in December. Like right now you're 76. So that's where the year comes in.

Oh, okay. Yeah. And you'll be, you just turn 77. Six. He's older than you. Yeah, about eight months old. We were one year. I was there and he was under me.

Yeah. So. There you go. But hey, when you get to approaching that age, eat what you want, do what you want. Say what you want. Amen. Because the only thing...

Go ahead. Yeah, I invite you. We can put you on a call room after dark. Whatever you need to say, Kay. It's going to be a really good episode. Mm-hmm. You don't need to be filtered when you're our age. Well, don't worry.

That thing dries up about 60s, been my experience on you folks. Well, and Robertsons, it's even lower. Yeah. Yeah, some would argue it's not even there. It happens if you marry in, too. I was raised by parents who there's... A thing was honesty is always the best policy. Mm-hmm.

So, hey. But does it have to come with rudeness? All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. And y'all know we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedale's beef makes such a good product, baby.

Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Cy Robertson, would say, bye on the grill! Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritales beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way.

Tritales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch. And other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need.

Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat, folks. Yeah. Just go to Tribalienable.

Beef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Well, here's the thing. I don't mean to be rude. But that's just ingrained in me. Well, you know,

it's because you played all those domino and just slammed it down. Slammed it down. Slammed it down. And book tables and broke fingers and broke domino. Well, I couldn't even talk. And broke window. They wouldn't even listen to me talk. I said

You wasn't in the game I know Well hey that's why we didn't pay no test to you We got a game going on Well that's rude Oh that ain't rude It is rude No

You gotta pay a test to the problem They don't know the definition of rude That was the first time I ever come into somebody doing that Hey I just like Miss Carrie I'm a sweet person It's true You are

Yeah you're I am So unless Unless somebody like Makes you a cup of coffee you don't like Well no I'm even nice on that But I'm going to tell the truth.

The coffee right here stinks. Okay? And hey, that's a bad terminology, the wrong word. It don't have no smell, so it can't stink because it ain't got no flavor either. Somebody made a side of a coffee. But, hey, in all, honestly, though, I'm not a coffee drinker, so that really don't mean nothing. Well, do they not know you're addicted to tea? Oh, yeah.

Well, I guess they should. Yeah, we got tea sitting all around around this place. I guess they should. Now, we know our audience. Hey, we know our audience. We know y'all. Yeah. Yeah, you do.

I know y'all, sweet tea. I just don't have no Diet Coke for you. Or Coke Zero, whatever it is. You cut those out of them. You're done? No, I switched over to a prettier sun kiss zero. Oh, SunKiff Zero. So you like a little color in your cup now.

Orange. Orange. Really clashes with the turquoise, though. Makes me feel like a different person. Really? Really? Sun kissed? Right.

Orange soda makes you feel like... Zero calorie orange soda, mind you. Poor's Miss Ann at. She leaves? Ain't Ann? She was in here somewhere. Okay. She's shopping.

At the Duck Commander's store. Oh, well, how old is Ms. Ann? 85 on her birthday. Her name would be Ain't Ann. Ain't Ann will be 80. Not Miss Ann, ain't Ann. Look, on her birthday coming up in December, she'll be 85. And she's in better health than me.

Now what's wrong with that picture? Nothing. What? That just means y'all just two sisters. That just means she didn't fall down. Yeah, she didn't live with Phil for that long. I wasn't going to say that part, but that is an excellent observation. The truth is the truth.

And she didn't have sigh following her around. Yeah. for that long. Yeah, we had him in the back seat. And she didn't have to cook a lot. That was so romantic. For Godwin and Martin for a decade. I was a stalker.

I wasn't there for a decade. I only got a few years of that treatment down there for. We got moved up here. So, but we do have a fully functional. You didn't miss nothing. I didn't miss nothing. I didn't miss what? You didn't miss.

Oh, I did. I missed about 50 pounds. Oh, I missed all right. Well, all you thought the only thing you missed was a meal. Yeah, I know. The Duck Commander 50 is a meal. true, true thing. The old one.

Now you come up here, you starved to death. Yeah, that's one of the, that was one of the fringe benefits. I wasn't friends. You signed up for that. Right, Ms. Kay. What I'm saying? That's why you took such little pay because you knew you didn't ever have to buy lunch. No, the reason I took such little pay is because that's all they have.

Well, yeah. But what was so neat about that is when Phil Caw, you know, to hire him, and I thought, well, he's. It's probably going to be a long time for he can, you know, get out of his job to come and all that. So I said I'll be there in three days. And he ain't left you since, hasn't? Never. Well, we met one, what, you was 14, I was 12.

Yeah, that's true. What? Maybe 13 and 13. And you've been with them ever since? And I've been with them ever since. She just didn't come to Germany, will you? That's that. Mm-hmm.

But I've been to Germany just not with that. When did you go to Germany? Well, a few years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, guess who I went with? Hold on, Alex said 1999. That's a 1900.

Because I went with Alan Robertson. You want to go somewhere and get with him. Why's that? He's been everywhere. Oh. And he's still got much places to go. He's been everywhere. He won't never.

He's like Johnny Cash. I've been everywhere, man. I'll say Alan you didn't know Alan Robertson travel like that you miss a boat on that I know they take a lot of boats places they're big cruise people and airplane places yeah they go I'm tell you they go and go and go and go on I thank him or Bill Smith come over while I was in Quibrook I'll come visit do a little mission work yeah yeah yeah that's neat Bill Smith Well, you know what? It was so funny because I couldn't understand anything anybody said.

But then when I talked to English to really English people, they couldn't understand me either. We do speak a different version of English. That's the thing. Southern dialect. Redneck, Southern redneck dialect. I met some fans other day from, where were they from? Uh-oh.

Canada. No, they were from England. One of the England's. don't know which one. There's like 12 of them. Great Britain or England. Derbyshire. And we had a real long conversation and I really, I got to, they're going to listen.

I don't know most of what y'all said. It was hard to keep. They talked fast. Talk fast, really? And weird. Well, it is. You know, we have, you know, the girl that's staying with Willie right now. She's from, she's got the true London, British, whatever accent of anybody.

Oh, yeah. Who? Macy. Macy. Macy, Maisie. Yeah, she's young and pretty and real sweet. Yeah, she's nice. She's been up to the office for you today.

You know what she did when she came to see me? Y'all are going to laugh. What? Well, we visited a while, and then she said, I'm going to clean up around here. I said, go for it. Just get a broom, get a mop, get a dust bucket. Get after it. Go.

Is her name Cinderella? Well, it could be. So Phil or serve you. He just won't clean. He doesn't understand clean them. That is true. Yeah, I could see that. This is a man that don't wash hunting clothes.

I'm aware. Yeah, even the ladies. I've ridden with him. The lady today said that was cleaning down there, she said, now I don't touch his camouflage, is that correct? And I wanted to say, well, the camouflage T-shirt, you could wash it, but I said, no, don't wash any of that. It don't get anything confused because then you wash the wrong thing.

Yeah, and you'll get it. Yeah. Yeah, that honesty we're talking about. Oh, yeah. Mind you. And it's kind of what you call plain spoken. Yeah. Yeah, I'd go with that.

So what's a day in the life of Phil and Kaye look like now? You said he's serving you? Like, what, what? Well, for this just hot season right now. Yeah. You know, he will go to the land some and just look. Just right around. But they do work.

We got, who we got working for us now? Dan. And then we have, you know, Jeff has a daughter named Billy, one of his oldest daughter, and she's married to Austin. Austin has come working for me, some. And he came up here the other day to get a paycheck, except we didn't know he was supposed to get paid,

so we didn't have nothing for him. Well, I know. I was going to call Becky and tell her about that. That's a real duck commander thing to do. Yeah, he walked in, he said, do I have a check? Yeah, do I have a check? Who are you? I don't think, no, I know.

Nobody. No, unlike y'all, I take time to get. get to know the people. That happens a lot of, your first check, if you ever get hired by Willie, Phil, Kay, any of the Duck Commander

entities, the first check is questionable. Yeah. Whether you get it or not, it'll be the wrong amount. I just tell you to hold it. Remember? She got me with that one.

What's right? You remember that? The holding days, don't too much. Hey, don't cast this until. She had, she had a tight hand on that envelope.

Because she's going to make you agree to it before she'd let go of. She's like, Now hold on now. So y'all never had any hard times, have you? No, I haven't. And you hadn't either. I don't look at, hey, hold my check.

It wasn't hard times either. I was willing to do whatever it took for the company. It didn't matter to me. I was just happy to be paid to go duck hunting. I waited until you were that kind of person that said, how much y'all making now, that's when I started working. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Johnny D. started flying first class around here.

Or private, if you slaved and flew. Hey, I saw y'all's vision. I said, I'm just going to wait. to the ship arrives and then I'm gonna hop on. And he did, he got on. And then when sally, I'm gonna hop off. Yeah, and then when they started taking on water, he got out of here. Yeah, I heard that story.

I'm a fair weather fan. You just got a hang in there, son. There's a ship coming. Yeah, he's moving. I'd drive by your house all the time. And I said, can you see it yet? He said, well, I see the top of it way out there on the ocean. I said, well, hey, how much longer is you thinking before he's coming in?

Before it gets to dock. Yeah, it gets the dock. and unloaded. And then I and they showed up and he said, hey, what did I tell you? It's here. The shifts at the dock, boys. I said, well, hey, just keep unloading the cash, boys. Well, I knew.

I knew when they paid for trips like Hawaii, like Alaska, I said, this is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I knew it was in the right business. Okay, I saw a clip of an early Duck Dynasty that day, and you were still kind of rocking that perm or whatever that little do you had you remember i remember that one you had that round head she had that purple shirt on and episode one was it really uh-huh i mean it was it was uh i

remember it was a hot minute that was back when you was a fine figure of a woman well thank you sir you ain't got a butterer up hey oh hey oh yeah throw that up here hey she didn't show that on the screen she was looking good there guys Hey, throw that up there. Well, I was too good of cook. That's what it made me get me. Hold on, look up there, Kay. There's a guy.

That haircut. Remember that one? That's kind of that round, poofy thing you had going on there for a little bit. The only, the only thing is a, what is the tiara? Oh, she needed a ground. Okay. And that Phil looks exactly the same. That's kind of weird.

They got Cori over there by Jace, but. And look at Jase, Mr. Holdis, end up like he's, like I'm the real star here. And size wearing shorts in this photograph. This is the, original duck dynasty promo photograph. Hey, that was my fine, fine threads. Corey's headed to prom. Yeah, that's the one that we all sat down with a marker

and had to scratch out money family ducks. Money, family duct. And we scratched out with a Sharpie and put faith over it. Although, part of the faith was standing in front of people's houses, we don't know because I've never seen that house in my life. Yeah, I don't know. That's part of seeing that show. Kip coming.

Oh, that was at farm. What farm? Out. Zah remembers this day. West of here. Out of a farm. They got horses and ponds and all this good stuff. Matter of fact,

they got the, Budweilers are big horses. Plydesdale? Oh, I didn't know we had some of them there. Yeah. Wow. No, no, the woman had owned it was real nice. And, you know.

Kay was there. She's like, I didn't know we had. And I love those big horses. Oh, they're beautiful. But that's what that's at. They ain't about 15 miles from here. I tell you what Jackson looks like. He's like they're here, but right here is where it's at.

I like Willie's postage. Oh, boy. Uh-oh. Yeah, he looks like mean man. Who? That's a mean boss. All four of them? Boy, wasn't he a terrible boss?

And showing his arms. Yeah, he ain't got no hair from his elbow. bows up that's kind of weird they clean that up but all you Robertson's never had hair that all you Robertson's got weird hair patterns like say I ain't got no hair on his legs and well that's from military you know so I don't have hair on the side of his face you have to shave your legs in the military the horse starts fatigues rubbed the hair off what do you think of silas Robertson's new look the no beard he's just got the goatee he cut the sides of it all like I had three trips

help me linda was with my redhead's hairdresser Linda Linda okay I figured she's being a you know a hair stylist she would be able to do it how old was she? Uh she's 70 and look very nice looking for 70

well so are you well I'm just saying I'm just saying so is gay really looks good for 70 oh yeah but she cut it it nope didn't like it it looked like it had mud flaps on on the side.

And then I went and I thought Reds, I thought that was a man's name. Well, when I get in there, I'm already in there sitting in the sheriff. It's a lady. And it's a woman. I saw her attack. Yeah. So Red come out and she says, how can I help you?

I said, well, I need you to fix this. You know, it's not right. So she did her thing. You know, I paid her and left. And I finally, I said, babe, go get me your razor. and some shaving cream. I want you to get rid of these butt flaps I got on my face.

And here we are. And here we are. God bless America. Did you ever think you today without him with a full beard? It took three women to get it right. Three women. Yep.

And you ended up having to do it yourself? I would have shaved his hand. No. My wife actually did it. Okay. He cleaned it up. I cleaned my beard up this weekend and my best friend, he's a hair guy.

And I said, yeah, I turn my beard up. He goes, yeah, I can tell. I said that did not seem nice. He goes, I can see the spicy miss. Well, I'll say I think you look nice. Well, I'll fix it. I don't know how they do it. I ain't letting nobody get that close to me with scissors in my face.

Why as you go T's still shorter on the right than the left? That's just natural. Hey, who knows? And it's still split right down the middle like the eyes. Like two different colors. I mean. Hey. You got to look about you.

Well, I just got tired looking at it out because I was, I would call, I looked, I looked bushy. Just hair was going every direction. And at 76, that's when we decided to make the change. Well, it's time to change. You do realize that bushy look

is what got that ship in, right? Well, hey, no. No, it's just being crazy that got that ship in. And I'll amen that. You don't know what's coming out of his mouth, ever. That is true. Yeah, you're so predictable, too, Kay. Yeah.

I love turtles I like turtles You got a lot of improv in you too K No I was born that way I was really funny When I was little

Which leads me to ask a lot of questions about You had to live with stone for three months Yeah how was that? And you're hilarious and he's stone Well I got so sick of watching wrestling Just wrestling and Rasseling and wrestling. So everybody that comes there,

they usually end up on the mat and they're showing these jih Tjitsu. Are you talking about on TV or in person? No, no. It was on TV when I stayed at his house. Rassling? But that, I'm telling you, wrestling, boxing, everything.

As long as somebody's hitting, we were watching it. And then I was just like, creep, this is awful. I just extended. He says that tells everybody that. That's strong therapy. So Anna said, well, I have another TV.

We could put it in your room. And I said, I've been here too much and you just thought of that? How did you not, how did you live not knowing what was going on in Hawaii? Crime, right? I mean, they couldn't catch him bad guys without you. You know what? Stone was going to whoop them if he ever got holds of them. But you do how to wrestle them.

Speaking about Hawaii. We were over there. Phil was the worst traveler ever. All he wanted to do was sit in that room and watch some kind of... Jason Bourne. Jason Bourne. He watched him over and over. I mean, if you're going to pick somebody to watch over and over, it's a good one.

Well, he's got three or four shows, didn't he? Yeah. The Born Identity. Ultimate him. The Born supremacy. see the born nothing the born ultimate and then there's just born born born i never saw it because i found out we could have been on it oh that's the one that was in bagg that we were at and i never knew so i was like oh i'm never going to see it because all i'll think

about is man i could have been in the background of the born identity we'd have been back on that sag bag we'd have had to we'd have got to be a member of a union i'm a member of that union still i don't know i never paid anything no you're out i'm out now you got weeded out on that deal But I'm glad you're here, Kay. It's been fun catching up with. What's next for Ms. Kay? Well, you got anything coming up? What?

Any good wrestling shows? You ready for teal season? We're almost a teal season. Oh, yeah. I'm ready for that. And he better be quiet when he gets up. That's all I've got to say. He tiptoes through the tulips to get those clothes.

And they're laying right there beside him. And you don't touch him. Don't touch them. To be fair, he's got wild toads. Yeah. It would be hard. I could imagine. They could win a bad, ugly toe contact.

He went two years without wearing shoes. What? Yeah. Huh? He was drunk. And the law was after. Yep. They were.

That's true. I called that the bad days. Oh, God. Phil's the reason they think Bigfoot only got four toes. Because people have been finding his tracks all around. in swamps. I mean, that's really true. You know?

It's not a lie. That's true. He didn't wear shoes for two years. Why? Well, he was drunk. Generally how most Shula stories start. He's not, he's not, it was not his real self. For two years? Two years. He didn't, but like, even when it was like, oh, that was a wild one.

Like, shoes never got slipped on? No, the funniest one was a winner. He went without shoes and the winner. Well. Again, he wasn't in his That man. He was drunk. Who's a man?

That is true. Oh, because I used to come in from the military during hunt season, and I'd have the wool socks the Army gives us, okay? I'd give a bunch of them, Nail and Jason, Willie, and Jep. That's what he, he didn't wear boots. He'd slip on them wool socks. That way he could fill a, fill a limb under his. foot, not to crack it.

That's how you know you hungry. Well, hey. I mean, that's hunting like you hungry there. You know, me and you now, we just go tromping down through the wood. We don't even think of nothing up. You know, why? Because there's chicken in the refrigerator back home. Praise God for that.

How good is chicken. The survival ain't a part of it anymore. Like, it's... Well, he just used to like to kill them. Yeah. But you know, now that we learned how to make those duck fingers, Oh my gosh That's what you're in on

That's my favorite thing Although I will eat a squirrel Yeah stone You probably come up with that's a little deal Three day process Yep To make duck To make wood ducks

It tastes like a filet mignon Yeah That's a good I mean I've got sick I've ate too many I'll admit it We don't want you You did eat good while you live with stone

didn't you? Well, from Stone's cooked, Anna bless her heart. He's the sweetest girl on the earth, but she don't like to cook a lot. And Stone wanted to develop himself as a great chef. And he really has. Well, good. Yeah. But Nan's on them baked goods.

You can't compete with her for her delicious cakes. Yeah. Delicious desserts. They're the best. Then peanut butter pies, they're good. We just had one. Oh, praise you. I'm glad for you.

Most people would be upset. I'm happy that somebody got to enjoy one. And a sour cream pancake. Oh, that size bag here. Well, no, no, she says she adds a pudding. I know. I know. I know, but now you're telling people secret.

Well, hey, I'm just telling you. And she's selling them things on Facebook now. Oh, that makes you. Is she? Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, you can buy a pound cake. One week she told you. Tell 20.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's your post there now and then you buy one of Nance pound cake. I mean, I'm right there on the way, on the way out than every. Yeah, you can get a drop. Boyst is the understake. That's true. That's very true. This thing is.

Something about that word. Do you pay 20 bucks for them? No, she gives it because I'm her favorite uncle. No. So I just agrees to come eat dinner at her house. That, well, hold on. Like an appearance. Favorite uncle of Anna is a pretty low bar.

Wait, man. I'm just saying you. I think you're, you're obviously the winner. It's between you, Willie, Jason, Jep.

Well, hey. And Gordon. Yeah, somebody just yelled that. Yeah, but still. I mean,

that bar didn't get no higher. I mean, you want to, you want to talk somebody. You're the favorite uncle, yeah, for sure. Like,

damn Gator fan. Like, unbelievable. Oh, I saw enough of that. Well, Johnny D., do we have any emails that would concern K? Anything that would help Ms. That they've asked about for Ms. K or anything in there?

Any Ms. K emails? Potentially. Since we got her here, I don't know how long it will be. Well, we haven't had her in a long time, and people were very... They just forgot me because of them are. No, they've been concerned about you, actually, asking how you are. Yeah, they know. Yeah, I got a ton of asking for updates about Ms. Kay and how you're doing

and how you lived with stone, but I think we've covered most of them. Yeah, we got all the generic ones out of the way. Well, I'll tell you what, it brought out the best in the world of Phil. For me not being home for three months. Yeah. Yeah, he is so good. I mean, if I, like I say, if I stay in the bathroom too long,

if I do this, I do that, he's there, he's there. And I might be 2 o'clock in the morning. I get up and go to the bathroom. He's at the door saying, are you all right? Yeah, Phil, you can go now. Fine. I'm fine. But he, who would ever, who would ever think he would be that person?

I'd have lost that bet. Yeah, you would. Yeah, he always struck me as a, you know, yon yon kind of a deal. Yeah. Oh, but there's something. Yes, that's a lot. He's got a soft spot for one person on this earth.

It ain't me. I mean, neither. Buster crab. It ain't me? Is it not? It ain't Silas. No, it ain't me. It is.

It is Marsha Kay has got in. Well, you know what it pays to stay. That's what I say. I'm going to brag on this guy. You know, he lost a lot of weight. But if he ever were to invite you to pizza night at his house, Kay? Next time you're stuck at Stone's house, I'll bring you a pizza. Yeah.

Him and his wife have pretty good system down, him and Miss Allison. They throw out of pizza now. We do things. Mm-hmm. That's great. With all premium time. Well, how did you lose weight eating pizza? You can only eat one.

That's the rule. You can all eat one, one night a week. One night a week, you can eat a pizza. Yeah, and you'll still be fine. And your body will thank you. You can't do it like some people. Because then you're just sad. All you're eating is grilled chicken.

Did you start walking or something? Jump rope. You want to come jump rope with me? A lot of jump rope. Oh, ladies, that's not a good idea. You know what I found out? Any woman that my wife is about to kill me, not a good idea of jump rope.

If you've had children, jump rope is out for you probably. Oh. It's out. Yeah, I can see that. Yep. She was like, this is not fun.

Yeah. This isn't for me. So she doesn't jump rope. And then she blame you for it. Yeah. I was like, I was just out here exercising. Yeah.

Why don't you join me? She's like, jumprope. I catch a stray. He's on a sneeze all the time. I'm just, she sneezing. You know what?

There was a preacher that. priest at our church a long time ago. Older man, but I loved him, John Exxham. I think that was his name. And he said he'd be talking, then he'd say, things change. It was, I am, you know, as we've thought about it ever since, you think something's going to be one certain way. And then all of a sudden, things change. Things change. Don't they? And it's the people that can't deal with the change that have all the problems with. I can see that. I don't preach that.

That does preach. It's good there. It is. I've never forgot. I'll sit for an owl in or else I said or one of my kids that heard it. They never forgot it either. What, that things change? I all should.

As a man who's been through that many wardrobe changes in his life. Bless him. That is the worst part about losing weight. I ain't got no clothes. Yeah. I told Ronnie D in church yesterday, I said, you need some new clothes, I'm. I look like I'm wearing dresses.

Do you want us to take up a collection? No, I'm good. No, it's just always that deal too, because remember, like, I went from. I don't know if I'm committed to this bid either. That's what I'm saying. I could be $2.50 again tomorrow. I went from 313 down to about $2.70 after I started working here.

But I didn't, I wasn't ready to let go with them three Xs because, you know, what if, what if? Like, what if I got back on that Waffle House bag every morning, you know? Yeah. Because I really liked it and I missed the people. So then you just, you deal with. really about the people you know yeah well yeah and forget the hash brown well because everybody comes to our house well yeah they love phil and they might love me but they sure love our food amen sister i miss it one last time you cooked a big old pot of swiss steak okay last week and let me tell you

something didn't tell you about it no and who somebody i ain't got a miss call or nothing i don't think i've ever had that i need to bring that up next time i come well oh you sure do praise god i will help you carry it in. Well, you'd have to. I couldn't pick it up. Do you know what would happen with our new fellow Luis up there if you brought that in here? What? He'd die.

Luis going to get to Duck Commander 50. He's on track for a Honda because he just discovered it there are, as he calls them, buffets in this town. Buffets? My man. Buffets. He went to the same English class I did. Okay, he's self-taught English.

Maybe. Yeah. You know, the only way I passed... How's that? Because y'all on the grocery store? Wow. Well, that's true. Did y'all buy some grades, Kay?

No, that's true, but I was so nice. I was. You just asked for your grades to be better? I just did things for teachers all the time, and I talked to them, and I laughed at their stupid jokes and everything. No, just more proof that... Just somebody can't.

be bought don't mean they can't be rented you know exactly so you got through school by just being nice by sucking up to the teachers personality personal and and here's another one you should know all about sense of humor I do not disagree with that I think I got one but it wasn't orange sun kiss zero or maybe it was okay thank you so much for stopping by and chatting with us It's not over, is it? Oh, we're there. You've done your job. Can you believe you've talked that long?

50 minutes. I did it. No, it's pretty much both of you. I think if we go back and look at the ticker, it'll. Well, I'm the only person that don't get nervous up here. I like it. Well, we love it when you stop by. So you know you always.

Well, you're the one that invites me. Well, we're glad you got to come back because for a while we were worried you were going to be stuck watching wrestling with stunts. for the rest of your life and we're so glad you're back on your feet i would have lost my mind did you learn any moves though i'm so confused because stone acted like it was wonderful and you loved it and you were getting food from i can fool anybody oh oh and that's how she got good grades in school thank you i was about saying remember she says she was funny that was funny i didn't laugh because i couldn't breathe that was funny she said i can fool any behind.

She complimented me when she walked in the door. I don't know if it's true. Well, no, you can't hide that, hammer. You have lost a lot of what. Hold on. Oh, yeah, you do look good. And Martin does, and you do, the skinny, many.

We're going to have, we're actually starting a new podcast about being hit. No, that sounds boring as crap. I'm already tired of talking about it. I'm just glad you shirt matches her cup. You got a turtle on there? No, and that's an ugly cup. I love turtle.

I love turtles. I got a shirt. with turtles on it. I'll wear it next year. Are there four of them? I'll wear it next time. Are there four turtles on your shirt? Four Ninja turtles. I don't remember how many turtles I'm on my shirt.

Hey, surprisingly, I knew need to make a plug for something real fast. Is it your cup? No. Well, yes. Yetis are great. Agreed. If you go on Amazon, there's a Ninja Turtle pizza seasoning. You would think it was a joke. It is phenomenal.

Really? Just throwing that out there. Really? The Ninja Turtles got their own pizza seasoning. Well, they got their own seasoning. Oh, yeah. It's fantastic. You can ride it down for the season.

Ninja Turtle Pizza season. Will you write it down for me? I will. Absolutely. I'm going to send it to somebody to order for you. If you like pizza, it's weird, and you're going to think I'm an idiot, but it's good. Ninja Turtle. I just like looking at the suggestions that pop up with Ninja.

Wow, that's legit. That guy right there. I bought it. $8.50 worth every penny. Okay. And they got. I'll give you the money for it. I got that too.

That's not any different. It's just standard shaker cheese. Standard cheese. Anyway, Ephesians 432 because you never know where this podcast is going. But we learned something today, Martin. What's that? Be kind and compassionate to one another,

forgiving each other just as in Christ God forgave you. Hey, there you. The story of Kay Robertson's life summed up right there. Kind, compassionate, forgive. That is going to make me cry. I'm not trying to make you cry. Well, don't cry. It's over.

Next time crying the beginning. Just be glad that it happened. I can't be around y'all. I can't be around y'all without laughing. Amen. Hey, and same, sister. You keep that spirit about you and you come back whenever you get ready to come back.

I'm not going to get too old never to say jokes or anything else. Amen. God, I love you. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.