Duck Call Room - Miss Kay Tricks Si with the Ultimate Regift

Episode Date: December 16, 2021

Miss Kay gave Uncle Si a jacket he LOVED, but she may have neglected to mention why his name was really on it. Si has a new way to ride to the deer stand — powered by Stone. Si finally puts his big miss behind him with two more deer, and BK gets excited — in her own way — when she kills her first mallard drake. Stone demonstrates why Si's not allowed to blow a duck call when they hunt. Si believes the pristine mud of North Arkansas may have healing properties. John-David brings us a question from a sorority sister. And the boys weigh in on getting baptized a second time. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who did this come from, my tongue? This, our new little notebooks, by the way. We're getting Christmas presents again. It's the best time of year. So our fans, we do have the best fan. That's it. And our man, Daniel, from Mobile, Alabama. Alabama, Bo, Roll-tide.

Hey, there you go. Hey. Mobile, you got a 50-50 chance. You're starting to crowd Auburn down there. That's it. But anyway. Roll-tied or War Eagle. Either one of them.

There you go. Daniel, thank you for the notepads. they go. I will use it. And they have our name on them and a good Bible verse. So Joshua 1-9 is on them, which is, I think y'all all know that one by now. Which is awesome. But Daniel, thank you for that. Stone got him some healthy snacks.

He's on that granola bag now with our friend from Minnesota. But I'll let you say thank you. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Jan. Yeah, there you go. Oh, what is some healthy snacks? Her name was Jan. There's my daughter, my sister's name.

Yeah. Absolutely. You got a good name there, darling. We do have the best fans in the world. I'm here to tell you. They take care of us. They call the honeyhole all the time now. I just got a phone call.

You got a hotline. I mean, they got a number, boy. They can't figure out how to send stuff here, but they found that phone. I just got a phone call a minute ago. Well, old boy, he was apologizing for not being able to get us that ice cream we wanted. That's fine. He was so sad. Hey, I'm starting to be with Gava.

It don't exist. Do you know how many people have email? emailed and called the company. I've just. On our behalf, Martin? A bunch. Oh, we get email. Like, they're forwarding me their emails.

They're like, the duck call room talks about your ice cream all the time. You don't need to send them some, and they're like, we ain't got it either. Yeah. I've just decided to take it into my own hands, and I just put the Christmas tree cakes in the freezer and call it good. It's kind of like eating an ice cream sandwich at that point. Redneck ingenuity. I should check eBay. That's what that is.

Nah, it ain't worth that. We ain't getting it. Welcome back. We're back here in the duck call room, if you haven't guessed it. We have already started rambling. But our fans, thank you for the gifts. Johnny Dee, you on that QB bag. I don't have as much time to work out anymore.

Yeah. So I got to get it where I can get it. I can appreciate that. So I'm ellipticaling in my chair. Yeah, I'm lacking in that area right now, too. Are you struggling to? Yeah, because it's hunting season. And, you know, as you go out and sit in a duck blind from like four o'clock

till 12. Well, you just need Qibi to make you one in camouflage and we'll just put it in every duck blind. It's quiet enough. I do. I take my workout to the duck blind every morning. You're his work out.

That's what I'm talking about. You put that decoy. You get your work out. Nowadays, I pull the boat up to the blind. I say, all right, everybody over the age of 70. This is going to become a famous line. Disembark. Make yourself at home, pour you a coffee.

I'll be back in a house. I'll be back in about an hour and a half. Now I'll get you a redneck version. Hey, everybody over sevens, all you old guys, get out of the boat and get in the blind and get out of my weight. How's it? That's it. Oh, that's good.

Hey, I like it. You got to have them, boys. There you go. Somebody's got to put a day guard out. Phil keeps calling me a young buck. The problem is I ain't young. He don't realize you crowd in 50. I'm half a hundred.

Oh. You ain't. I'm 46. You're 46? Hey. Everybody around here, J.D. is getting long in the tooth, boys. Well, I appreciate that, Johnny D. That means a lot coming from you.

It's his wife. It keeps him young. That's right. So that and Omega XL. Let's just hit them all while we're here. I'm getting a real workout. I'm starting to get tired. You buy 50 pounds from leaving here, Jack.

I did. Speaking of workout, you know, me and Sire doing And Christian's podcast right after this one. Oh, yeah. Christian got a new podcast. Oh, yeah. So we're working out. Yeah, he won't suck aside.

Give him a little, give me a few tips on his. Are you going to tell him about cubies? Physique. Oh, no. Hey, I'm going to tell him. Hey, look. Taping weights together. When you get my age, okay, you don't worry about the physical.

You start getting into the spiritual realms. That's right. Because that's what, that's what his podcast is not long, okay. So I got to go another, another direction. here. Christian is Sadie's husband, by the way. Do you think he tapes

his dumbbells together, though? Do you think he tapes his dumbbells? No, Sadie's got enough money and she could buy him a set of dumbbells. No, and I don't... He don't have to worry about going the poor redneck version, okay?

I don't think Christian's dabbled around with a five-pound dumbbells since he was free. I don't think you can tape 45-pound dumbbells together. No, that's going to be some good tape there. Corrilla glue and duct, too. Hey, get that thick roll of electrician tape, boys. Ain't enough.

Oh, it'll work. Oh, here we go. Yeah, if you use a roll on each side, it's enough, boys. Oh, man. Yeah, but we ought to have fun with that, though. I'm looking forward to it. You know, when Christian moved here, we poke fun at him. He is a solid dude.

I mean, he is a godly man, young man. Yeah, he chose wisely. And he's very spiritually minded. So, yeah. Oh, he's no doubt somebody you'd want you, your daughters to marry. As long as they can afford the grocery bill. Yeah. Oh, that's right.

Now, he has been known. Oh, he's got a healthy appetite now. To be a little selfish at the dinner table. Oh, boy. I think y'all should bring that up. This is your day, baby. 100%. We're going to bring it up.

On his own podcast, y'all bring that up for sure. He's got a reputation. It proceeds him. I can assure you that. You better cook extra. That boy, we need to get him duck hunting because he may start petitioning for the limit to go to 10 because six wouldn't be enough for him.

Six a day wouldn't be enough for him. Hey, look, if I don't talk about you, I don't care anything about you. Okay, that's just a bottom line. And you love all us. Well, hey, I'm telling you, there you go. There you go, baby. You love every one of us.

I would say he talked about. you all on the way back but all I heard was Hey I don't tell you that trip we just went on He'll quit on you now Three days, three days, okay, of hunting deer deer or what, hunting ducks in the morning And hunting deer in the afternoon

Three days that? That's too much of this old man. Oh, it would worry you out? Well, what did you kill? I killed a few ducks. Did you? And then I killed a few doves. He killed a bunch of ducks and he killed two doves.

Yeah. I had another one, but I must have pull it to the right because we looked at the film and, you know, he was kind of shaking his right leg. The dough was. She was shaking her leg. He said, oh. Yeah. But I did lay one down about two hondoes.

The big miss is in the rearview mirror. Yeah. Yeah. I shot one at 50, 20 yards. Okay. I shot one at 20 yards, Dan. Okay. I shot another one at two hondo.

Well, that's good. We started out with the 20 yards. So I got, so I had two tags. So I. Hey, that deer runs 75 yards. Hey, look, guess who the tracker was that found that deer? W. No.

Her initials are BK. Oh, yeah. There's only one person on this planet that walks less inside, and that's W.E. Look at here. And, hey, look, all she had was a little phone. Somebody had a phone and had a little light on it. And she found that deer. All the rest of them had gave up.

They looked for it for 30 minutes. Yeah. Well, good. All the rest of them gave up. She was the only one with a number. And she was the only one with enough patience to stay with the blood. Yeah. Everybody else is fanned out.

And she said, hey, it's over here. Well, come get it. You with a Robertson, patience is their strong soon. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I've never been on a deer hunt where I had more fun than that one. Here's the way this party started off, okay? That's awesome.

We pulled up. We got the rickshaw in the back of the four-wheeler. Wait, the rickshaw happened? Oh, yeah. Do we have any pictures of said Rickshaw? Well, you know, I don't know. Hopefully our camera did. That's wonderful.

But anyway, we pulled up. We stopped about 200 yards short, got the Rickshaw out, I climbed in, Stone, then he got up, grabbed it, okay? And they handed me a little whip, a little deal on top. And I'm talking, yeah, let's go. Did you hit him? No. No.

So, hey, we went up for it, though. You got to picture this, okay. We're going toward and, hey, here's this big giant stand. Okay, 20 foot in the air. Okay, and seven people get in this stand. Ten by ten. Okay. Well, the first guy shot a doe at 305, and that ain't the time.

That's the distance. Yeah. Oh, so y'all got up there and had a shoot. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They had a population, a dough population issue that needed to be solved. The way you got to. So then BK was the next shooter up, okay. And the only thing we can figure out is that there was a 15-mile-in-hour wind blowing, so it must have blew her bullet off course because her dare run off. I said I'd bet money we're going to find it up about 10 yards inside the woods.

No. Wrong answer. Swinging a miss. Because I know the woman behind the trigger. That's on record. Her first miss. Yeah. But you know what?

Do you think it fazed her? No. No, not for one second. She didn't care. So then they made me get up there and I got slap happy. We'll talk about the ducks when we get back after this. Let's take our first break. Johnny D. keep peddling, son.

I'm going. That's right. He's going, boy. All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking.

And y'all know. We love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedells beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sall Robertson would say, buy on the grill! Look, before we got Triedells, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from.

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Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash. Duck. Support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. All right, So we got the deer hunting store. Tell me about the ducks. I care less about the deer. I mean, we're to the point of the year where ducks are king now.

Well, the poor bar hunting club, I mean, it's famous in Stuttgart, okay? And they got a reservoir, okay. What did they say they had on the reservoir stone? How many? Buckbrush. Yeah, but I mean, how many ducks? Way too many.

Way too many. So anyway. That's why we don't see any. There's about 200,000 sitting on there. So we got a whole bunch of people, okay? So they got two boats. We load up everything, get to the blind. And as soon as I looked, I said, okay, boys, we're here.

We're at Hotel, California. Hotel California. Yeah. And hey, here's the deal about it. You can check in, but you never leave. And how do you get here? Okay, and look, no, no. Oh, you're talking about for the ducks at Hotel California.

Hey, look here. Everything that come in, it died. Nothing, nothing that come in got away. Yeah, it's 100% correct. Yeah. And we killed 20. We was, what, too shy of full limits. Was you, that is not correct.

Oh, it's not? No. Oh, well, did we full limit? No, we didn't get closer before we killed 22. Okay. There were like nine people in there. Well, I thought it was more, yeah, I thought it was closer to 24 was what we had in the blind. Nine times four is 36.

Oh, well, okay. All right. But they had killed full man limits. 21 days in a rope. Eight days in a rope. Oh, okay. That's how much. Close enough.

Different stories, different folks. I love. Right. I heard 21. I love size. Well, I heard 21 days. Okay. That's what I heard.

That's what you call creative license. Oh, yeah. But, hey, it was, it was an excellent hunting. And then you show up in a gar. Well, hey, no, no. The guy said, oh, hey, he said, I'm sorry. They didn't cooperate and all that. And I said, hey, man, I had a good hunt.

Was you calling them in? No. Don't make me leave my duck calls in the truck. Why is that? He just did. Huh? And the first thing he did when he got the blind, he started blowing the duck car. That's because I actually sound like a duck.

Well, hey, I do too, son. I can call them in. Uh-oh. I said, you know, I left Montgomery to get away from all this wrestling. I'm always catching. Here's the good. And I said, it's on the road with me.

Bart, you'll appreciate this. Uh-oh. You know I love Uncle Sides. Oh, here we go. But he's been throwing under the bus. I picked him under the bus. You got to get that, you got to get that crow hop. That's what I call size that call.

The first of is a crow hop. Like you're an outfielder about to get that, you've got to throw somebody out at home. You got to get that, crow hop to get started if you want to be like Si. So we were sitting there in the duck blind there was three gadwals.

He was working around, working around. He was going to gadwall calls. What does the gadwall do? Hen will give you about three notes. That's about it. That's what she does. These three gadwals are coming down in the hole just like this.

They come down. And then I hear this. What is that? And I said. A gadwall. That wasn't it. That's probably what is. I said, and you know what happened when I heard that noise?

Oh, I bet they went straight up. They went straight up. Well, I wasn't calling at the three. I was calling at 15 above the three. So I looked at there. And they locked up when I done it. And I said, who's doing that trilling? Trill.

And W.E. was there. He said, I was wondering the same thing. What is that? And so I said, hey, get walls do that. I ain't ever heard one do that. Me neither. And I asked, Brad. And I asked my buddy who's been duck hunting for 50 years.

I said, you ever heard Gabbaal do that? He said, no. As a man who hunts a place that's got a giant reservoir that is slam full of Gads every day. And I sit on that porch and listen to them every day of hunting season. I ain't ever heard that. You ever heard them do this? No. They do it.

They do that? They do it. They sure do? When they're asleep? When they're asleep? When they're sleeping? They're doing it, I'm telling you. I ain't ever heard one.

Phil and Jake have called them in doing that. Well, that's because they're a gadball. Well, I'm just saying, hey, they've called them in. But it just all depends on what side of their head that rock rolls to if you're going to kill that gadwall or not, isn't it? Well, no, no, I'll tell you. They are crazy. They're crazy.

Yeah, they're crazy. They're like they're dipping glide. They'll dip you in, and if they dip you, you better be. be ready to shoot them on that at the bottom of the dip. Yeah. But they're going to leave after the deal. Before the record, gadaballs do not trill.

No. Yes, it does. The only thing that makes a little grunting is a pentail hen will do it a little bit. She'll growl. Yeah, and some redheads and some canvas packs. Some diver. But I've heard a lot of gadwall racket.

I ain't, no, galas don't do that. That must be when they got a snail or something caught in a crawl. Pigeons. Pigeons. Pigeons. House cats. No, that's what Brad Barr said.

He said, oh, that's what, you know, I said, well, hey, at least you got to know what a pigeon sounds like. That's what's what's duck hunting's all about. That's why I'm there, boys. I'm a morale builder. Oh, yeah. Are you? Yeah.

Yeah, we got a good laugh out of it, that's for sure. They talked on, got on me for 15 minutes. Yeah. Yeah, they last. They put them burrs on, them spurred on them cowboy boots, and hey, here we go. Well, I did something other morning. I ain't ever done duck up. We waited until 7.30 to go.

Oh. Huh? Because we ain't been killing. So I said, until about 8.30. I said, well, let's just sleep in. That just sounds like common sense. Yeah. I said, let's just sleep in.

We ain't got to be there at daylight. And we got there about 7.45. Did you kill them at 830? No, we're done before then. Oh, we had killed before then. Yeah. Yeah. They were a little bit earlier than they had been, but it was, yeah, it's nice.

So you want to do that from now on? I think so. I think, well, but you got to, the only problem is if you don't go early, you don't get a chance to them little green wing rascals. That's the only, that's the only issue. They're the best eating. Yeah. So if you go after groceries, yeah, you need to be there at daylight.

But if you go on after pictures and footage, yeah, you can wait and go about 8 o'clock. Yeah, you'd be fine. But could you imagine me trying to sell that to Phil? No, he wouldn't do it. No chance. He wouldn't do it. He said, boy, he said, what else am I going to be doing? Sleeping?

Oh, no, no, no. They tried that in Kansas. Oh, I know. I fought tooth and nail for us to not go out there and freeze our tail off. Oh, hey, you know, the owner. And the man that owns the property in Kansas says, hey, it ain't the reason to get out there before one o'clock. Yeah. They're not going to be flying.

Phil said, and I'll never forget. He said, oh, no, we're going out there at daylight before daylight, son. Here was Phil's lying because I was there. He said, well, we can either be sitting there or sitting here. He said, I want to sit there. Yeah. I was like, and I think we'll kill two ducks. Yeah.

Freezing to death. Yeah, freezing just their tail off, okay, and then, hey. Can't build a big enough fire. Yeah. Two o'clock, here they come. Shoot them up, boys. Yeah, pretty quick after that. Yeah, and it was done.

Yeah, man. But the man said they're not going to fly until the ice starts thawing out. Yeah. But old habits die hard. Oh, yeah. Now I'm with Phil. I love watching the sunrise. As much as the next. Not when it's 15 degrees.

But not one is cold. I can watch that sunrise with that far cackling right beside me too. Especially since the blinds. Oh, window. Yeah. Especially since the blinds are made out of metal. Yeah.

And you're sitting on metal? And no insulation. Hey, it's cold already. Let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. Look, I would be remiss if we didn't because I know that our fan base, geographically speaking, I know a lot of them were probably affected by these storms. Yeah.

Folks, look, if you were or if you need anything or whatever, you know, I know there's help there. Our thoughts and prayers are with you guys that got ripped by them tornadoes that rolled through the other day last Friday, whenever that was. They were all around, and they weren't, they didn't fight fair because they come through in the middle of the night, which is, you know, it ain't ever fair. but when it comes through in the middle of the night, that's a bad deal. So all you folks listening from northeast Arkansas, West Tennessee, Kentucky, Kentucky, Missouri, that whole little area, our thoughts and prayers are with you guys. And, you know, our South Louisiana brethren and us here can tell you when that kind of stuff happens. It's a great time for community to pull together and work together and love on each other and all that kind of good stuff. So, you know, but our thoughts and prayers are with you.

We're thinking about you. And, you know, for it to happen this time of year, that's a bad deal. Right here around Christmas time and all of that, that makes it even that much worse. But, you know, keep your heads up. It'll all get better, that's for sure. So, but we thank you guys still for tuning in. But, man, yeah, that's crazy. Tornadoid us during December.

Like just ripping. Never happened before. You know, that's unreal. And I know, you know, I can only imagine what the ducks were thinking. because they went right through duck country too they're probably like uh-oh yeah they hunkled down like the human race do yeah what that happened got something over their head yeah yeah a rough deal yeah but anyway we're we're here it's almost christmas time sire you got you got christine something for christmas or where you know i just

tell her hey go buy what you want darling go buy what you want so you ain't you ain't won nothing at a raffle or a door prize you're gonna give her this year like a white sweater I went some good stuff though. When I was out, I played poker and one of a nice necklace and earrings. And then another time I want her a real nice jacket. Okay, it was real soft and warm. So I, speaking of jackets, this topic got brought up the other day. Do you remember when you used to wear that black jacket that had your name on it for a while?

Do you remember that six months or so that somebody sent to your house? Nope. You don't remember it, do you? No, when you said jacket, my thoughts immediately went back to Vietnam. To your dragon jacket? To my dragon jackets. Okay. No.

Because I loved it, I loved it, okay? It was actually silk. Well, I just remember, Cy, after the Saints won the Super Bowl, I'll never forget this. Si was wearing a jacket around that had his name on it. Right here. Right here. Do you remember this? Oh.

You remember it now? I didn't even know what the emblem was on the jacket. You thought it was your name? No, no. Yeah, it is his name, technically. It was SI. Never mind that SI meant for Sports Illustrated. He wore that thing around like a proud buck.

Oh, yeah. Look, I think Kay is the one that bought me that. She got it for buying all the... She got the commemorative... Because I had the same jacket. Yeah, and it had the SI right here. She gave me, she said, I bought this for you, and he even graved it. Oh, she told you?

Hey, I'm serious, I didn't know it was the Saints jacket. He certainly didn't know the S-I. He certainly didn't know the S-I meant sports history. I had my name on it, son. And it had the little R, you know, the registered trademark circle up there above it. And he never heard no sports. Just like it. There it is.

Hey, that's it. Yeah, that's the jacket. I still got it hanging up in my closet. When he said, you remember the black jacket? I said, he goes talk about the dragon? No. No, just the side jacket. It's hilarious.

Somehow, it got brought up at dinner the other night between me, Willie, and Marty Smith. I mean, I don't even know how we got down that road. That is amazing. It is, isn't it? Because it says, sigh. I mean, that's S-I if I've ever seen it. Hey, look. You are a job.

Can't do the bait out there when I hit it? She set the hooks up. And he wore it every day until somebody finally told him that stuff for sports Illustrated. I floored in a line hook and sinker, buddy. Cages. Hey, going back to that dragon jacket, you said that thing was made out of silk? Yeah.

I never heard no silk jacket. Oh, no, no, no. This thing was beautiful. Okay, it was black, made out of silk or something like that. And then they had a, a, a silk. a giant, okay, that covered the whole back of it, okay, red dragon, blowing, blowing fire. Fire-breathing dragon. And, hey, I had to say, I looked excellent.

I bet you did. Oh, I did. That's what got me and my wife. Oh, okay. I'm hitchhiking and she saw the jacket. You saw that fire breathing jacket on that black silk. You got to think about that. They driving down the road and, hey, the headlights, it's a fire-breathing jacket.

Oh, dragon. I'd probably stop and ask us. I was bringing back. Look at that right there. You probably really could have impressed her if you had her that jacket that had your name on it. Oh, yeah. Made especially for you.

She's probably been laughing about it the whole time I've been worried. Kay probably didn't know either. I know I laughed about it because the first time I was like, I don't think he knows that. I used to say, hey, once you get that made for you and put him in. brooded your name on it. And I said, Kaye's done it, you know. She got me.

She got me with it, okay? You're a gym of a human. That came, that jacket came, like, free with a subscription and a football that she bought. Whatever. To commemorate the Super Bowl of champion.

That is the ultimate re-gift. That's fantastic. Just wrap it up. Hey, this is for you. Well, she loved me enough to give it to me. And I appreciate it. it proudly. Oh, my God.

Not knowing what it was really for. I just wish I'd I never have been the brightest candles on the cake. Hey, next time we record, will you bring that jacket? Please. Yeah, I like to look at my closet and find it. It's somewhere in there. Oh, I know.

You don't throw nothing away. All right. Well, my wife. Yeah, for about six months. I mean, I'll never forget it. Unless my woman is stoned away because I don't throw nothing away. No, Christine ain't. But, hey, she's been.

threw away his bells. He's been, all that's stone. He's done picked up a tub. Oh, she called me, pick this up. Pick this up. He's got a whole carport full of boxes of jump. Jump. Just jump.

Clothes and. Well, it's hunting clothes and whatever. Old hunting clothes. Hey, I buy my room just, I call it my Duck Dynasty room. I got more junk in there that the fans have sent me. I've got some actually some good pictures. pictures, okay, that they painted of you? Yeah.

And your ducked ice here? So you've got, like, your own shrine. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah, the fans have painted pictures. You know, my daughter said, hey, you need to sign him because I'm going to sell them after you're dead. That sounds familiar. There's somebody doing that now that you're living.

He's alive. Oh, Lord. Oh, so I got to stop. Whoa. Well, no, no, because I'm serious. Hey, that's my daughter. She loves me, okay, but hey, she's been practical. She's been practical.

Hey, I'm going to sell all this stuff once you go where you need to go. Do you like candles around all your pictures? No. No. I didn't know how shrine we were going. Look. You can't spell shrine without SI. Hey, I know, but I wouldn't even have, you know, I've met so many people in the military

that they, you know, they got pictures of them, you know. Hey, I didn't take it pictures of me. Okay. Who cares? You didn't want record. what he's doing, did you? Well, who cares? You know?

Well, I've got to enjoy some of these pictures. Like this one right behind me right here. Yeah. I'll never forget that as long as. Oh, no, that was. He got home and he had a big K go and killed two big bucks, okay? Well, the only thing was. I still enjoy myself, though.

I had fun. So that stand required about a 400, 500, 500, 500, you are walking. And you ain't walking. I didn't have a rickshaw. He didn't have a rickshaw then, boy. But now that we have a rickshaw. Did you bring it back with you? Well, I was going to, but then Jeff said, I said, ask you guy if I can borrow that rickshaw the rest of hunting season.

And he said, oh, he said, that thing's worth $1,000. I said, nobody, he can keep it. Oh, no, it was brand new. I'm telling you, they was going to have one made, but it had metal tires. This was for a horse. You hook this up to a horse or a mule. That's not a rickshaw. That's a chariot.

It's a chariot. That's right. That's what it was. What's the trotters? Okay. It's got two wheels. Yeah. Okay.

And like I told Stone up, I need to buy me. No, no, I need to buy me a little Shetland pony. That would be the ideal thing. Yeah. You know, drive to the blind. You could be the king of the Bockel Christmas parade with that one. I'm just thinking about side being pulled by a Shetland pony.

Oh, no, no, no. Oh, he was. You looking at it right here. Hey, Stone was the horse, boys. Hey, Stone's in such a good shape. I said, you're so crazy. But here's the best part of this. I've got a man that loves me enough as a friend to do that for me.

That's the greatest part of this. That he towed you up to stairs. That he carries me to hunting. Oh, yeah. No, I didn't tell him about selling. Here's how that went down. So I pulled him all the way to the stairs. This is a 20-foot blind, okay?

These stairs go straight up. Now, they got handrails. They're nice. But it's a lot of steps. I said, Zai, take your time. Go about three or four steps at a time. You'll be all right. Well, I look up and he's just,

pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, as fast as he can go. I said, what are you doing? So I get up behind him. He sits down that chair. He's, oh, oh, ha. Oh, I said, Zai. That ain't, that ain't. Deer hunting.

I was getting up as fast as I could to get into deer blind. I said, that ain't take any time. He said, oh, yeah. I gave me that oxygen. But he did good though. Because the reason he missed that deer a few weeks ago is because his breathing got off. No, I was brain dead that day. It had nothing to do with my breathing.

He took his time because there was a cameraman on him and there was about six other people in there watching. He had audits. Oh, did we have an audio? As they say, man on an island. Yeah. So you can still perform in front of a craft. Oh, yeah. That's why I always go, you know, that's when I hit my peak, boys.

Oh, yeah. He made two excellent shots. Well, that's good. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back around. God. I noticed the further north we got up in Arkansas, the last trash was on the side of the road.

And we crossed the Arkansas River, and then we started seeing geese and ducks. Yeah. But not until you crossed the Arkansas area. Coming back? Uh-uh. out guard once you go coming south nope south arcasile rivers a garbucklebellies were all right near the highway they knew you couldn't shoot them and i mean one field had about uh probably a thousand

like 200 oh wasn't 200 that's a lot of a lot of them i was troll everywhere oh there's a bunch of i'm surprised you was awake on your traveling time to see that well he was awake for about 30 minutes i was for a while but then are you then just tiredness over came me. But y'all had a pretty big deal happen on that trip, right? If I'm not mistaken. Somebody got their first something. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Right? Yeah, I forgot about that. You know, in the spirit of the podcast, we celebrate people's first. They send his pictures and all that. B.K. killed herself, her first big, muller, trait. That's right.

Chucklehead. Big chucklehead, Mallard. She shoot him flying or swimming? Oh, she smoked him. Oh, no. She waited until he stopped swimming. Oh. She's true Robertson.

A good ground. That's why. She's true robbery. She waited until he stopped swimming. Then blessed him. No, the way I got her train on the duck gun. She ain't been duck hunting, but not three times. I give her one shell.

Barney five. And I say, look, you got one shell. You better make it count. Shoot directly in front of you. Do not shoot any to the right or the left directly in front of you and preferably on the water. And the first thing she said, Dad, the gun holds three. Yeah, that's right. She pulled the robinson.

Dad, the gun holds three. And take that little piece of metal out at a hole five. Yeah, that's right. So the funny thing is, that big Mount of Drake coming there and lit. And my buddy, he said, there it is, Bole Frog. And she, go ahead. She lined him up.

Ow. Lights out. Head folded over. And she looked at me and said, can I have two shells now? She said, can I upgrade? I want two more shells. I said, you ain't good enough yet. You ain't there yet, girl.

That's funny. But I highly recommend when your kids are starting out, give them one shell, teach them about their shooting lanes, shooting etiquette, and number one, safety in the duck blind because duck cutting is a very fun sport that we can all get into,

and it's awesome friendship, camaraderie and all that good stuff, but it's also very dangerous. So she killed the first big mouter Drake. And what did she do, Sye, after she killed that Drake? She's sitting over her and just petting it? Yeah. She like me.

I will say, like every duck I kill, I inspect him. I don't know. I've seen, I don't know how many, but everyone is just like the first one. I hold him. I generally, if I go pick him up myself, I grab him by his foot. I hold him upside down. I look over. Check your jewelry.

I don't care about that. I've given away more bands and I've kept that. We ain't worried about that. But I just, I look at him and I like to just pause for a second and think, how in the world did you get here? Yeah. Like, how, you know, I always sit there and think about their story. Well, not only that. How old are you?

The beauty. The beauty of them. They are. They are. They're pretty. If you take them out of the day and turn him, especially when sunshining, you can, I mean, it reflects different colors. Yeah. There's a purpleish blue in there when it hits it.

Very iridescent. Boy, look at that. He sure is pretty. Now, let's shoot him in the face. Well, hey. Well, let's blow his head smooth all. Somebody's going to shoot me. I just soon shoot at me in a head, please.

BK. Don't shoot me in a leg. Please don't. I've not seen that young lady excited, and I've been hunting with her for good grief. She gets fired up by that milder dirt? Oh, yeah. No, not really. Well, sorry.

But if she sat there and petted. She was fired up. Yeah, it's her fired up. She didn't take her hands off of it. Yeah. She helped it for like two hours. Until we got back to the camp. Yeah.

She's fired up. That's her. That's her fired up. Well, I'm just saying, she don't show any emotion because I would have shot a dough one day in my stand. And it was, bam! Well, I'd rather. Drop right where she's standing. But see, I'd rather that than a hooping and a holler.

Well, no, no. You know? No, she is cooped. Take you time. The girl has got ice waters in her veins, okay? admire what you've done. Think about what you're doing. And that's what makes her a good hunter because, like Martin says,

she stays calm. Oh, no. No. Yeah. Now, I get, look, I'm as excitable as anybody. If I got a bow and air in my hand and there's a deer at 20 yard, I'm as shook up. I don't care how many you hunt and what you do.

I've never. I get as shook up on the next one as I did on the first. I've never killed one with stick string. And that's okay, because I always do something wrong. Yeah. But that's why I still do it. I do something. I do something.

I've never killed those boats. That's why I still do it. Because with a gun, it lost that for me with a gun. Well, no, no. Yeah. But that feeling of he's in, you're in his kitchen or her kitchen, it don't really matter. And you got to make it happen. That still gets me shook up.

I didn't get into the opposite of that. The further they are. Oh, yeah. Four, five, six hundred yards, yeah. Well, that's because that's a, that's a true skill, too. That's a test of marksmanship, you know. And you got to play. There's a lot of factors.

factors you got to consider. It's fun to watch somebody kill something that is you know out there. Yeah. Especially okay, like the guy that shot to the little yearly. Okay, that deal was small. And at 305 yards.

That's a little target, hey. Yeah, it's a little target. And hey, and he smoked it and it was a great shot. All you needed was you 20 gauge. You could have got him. Ain't that what you say? No, I couldn't. If I'd have just been on him.

I couldn't pull out. He said he's good up to 125. If I'd have been on it, I'd have killed it. That's his famous line. If you lead, if you lead's right, they're dead. That's it. Don't matter how far they. All right, don't make it anywhere how far they are.

If you lead them properly, hey, he's coming down. Thank you. Oh, I love it. Every time I hear him. Nope, wasn't on him. Wasn't on him. I love it. Leeds wasn't right.

Yeah. Wasn't on him. Well, let's take our last break. We'll come back and get in that mail bag. I'll say one thing. Go ahead. Do it. Hey, look, Gadwal come over.

He's about 125. He's up there. Okay, and Bill said, shoot him. And Stone has done something. And I just, boom. Well, he was up there. Look, he fell. And when he hit in the mud behind the blind.

Yeah. All this sticking up is a wing. Yep. Crair. Now, hey, this has been for an hour and a half, okay? A mud. In the mud. In the mud.

No water. No water. Just mud. Okay. Stone, we kill something behind the blind. I said, Stone, hey, while you get that matter of Drake, grab that galaw, he's wings sticking up. So he goes to grab him, well, he goes under the mud,

and we don't get him. He'd lay there an hour and a half. I think the mud was medically something about it, that it healed him. Because, hey. Must have been from New Zealand. No, no. Hey, I'm telling you, the sucker went under,

and hey, we never seen him again. I'm going to start bottling mud from the pristine forest of North Arkansas. I was walking towards that, I was walking towards that Gadwal, and they started calling, so I just, I stopped, got next to a tree, was watching the ducks working around. I mean, I was from here to, I was 10 feet from it. So when I looked back down there, it wasn't old Gadwal no more. But there was a perfect circle. In the mud.

Of where he was. Of where he was. Right. So I went over and started grabbing around, kicking around. Nope. No sign of any duck. He went in the mud. and disappeared.

Never come up. I couldn't find him. If he had a podcast, there ain't no telling how he's telling this story. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, oh, Lord. It was pretty incredible. Tell me, that old man missed and then I just laid it on mud. Come on, I slipped them, boys.

And, hey, that was a great shot I made, and we didn't even get the stupid duck. Pitiful. Petiful. That is pitiful. Well, you shot you shot. He said 125, he'd about 60. He wasn't even in the blind. I was watching.

He's about a Honda and 25, boys, what he was. 60. That big 20 gauge, pulled him out of air. SB 3, baby. All right. Let's take our last break. Heavy shot. I'll say this.

I'm responsible for cleaning all the ducks this year. And I would say 90% roughly have that old heavy shot number six in them when I'm cleaning them. 90% which is 9 out of 10 sye but you know Phil shoots number 3's size shoots number 4 burleigh shoots ain't no telling what he shoots whatever he can salvage off somebody probably two whatever he pilferes off he ain't get nothing for me so there's two people shoot number 6 me and me and old jace down there so we all now know who's killing all the ducks. Okay, boys.

You ain't, because I, you still ain't killing nothing. I know. You ain't, according to Phil Robertson, Jason Robertson,

and Stone, I don't never kill nothing. Oh, I'm, I bowed for you when we go to Venice. Oh.

I ain't worried. Well, let's get in that mailbag, Johnny, Joe. Hello at duck callroom. com. That's the email address.

What's in there? So I had some pulled aside. Okay. But three minutes ago, I got an email from Emily.

She is an animal science major It doesn't say where she goes to school though Somewhere in Texas and she just got her first deer There you go Emily you can quit now There you go that's a good thing there It ain't gonna get much better or prettier than that eight point She was being picky though

Oh she's one name She said you'd say that She said I know y'all got opinions But I was being, and her dad was after that deer, but she got him first. There you go. I bet dad ain't ever been prouder to have that deer. So that's a great deer. I found a picture the other day of my first deer, buddy.

You all talk about rich. It's old button heads. I mean, old button head. But Emily also has a question. Emily gave me the emails we need. A good picture of a first deer. Yep. Love it.

And then a good question. So when it comes to living, in today's world, how do you manage to stand up for what you believe when it comes to judgment from others around you? Well, I'm going to make it sound real easy, but I know it ain't. Who cares what others think around you? That's right. Like, I don't, and I tell my wife this all the time, the only person you're responsible for

is that one that's staring back at you in that mirror. If you can live with that one, then you're fine. like that you know that's just who cares like if it's what you believe is what you believe right wrong or indifferent it's what you believe and there's going to be a hundred opinions on why you're right and why you're wrong but you know have conviction stand for it be consistent and you know all that kind of stuff who cares about the next guy or next girl like yeah martin's correct 100% if you're true to yourself yeah yeah then the rest of it doesn't matter I said Exactly right.

That's right. Yeah, just have thick skin. Don't worry about other people's, when they have negative things to say about you. It's just, uh, that just shows how stupid they are. And they need to go, go somewhere and get a life. I love when Stone gets on. I bet I. Respect your elders unless that elder's an idiot.

That's right. But no, don't worry about what other people say. I mean, good grief. You should see what people say about us. It's good grief. Malcolm. that's a friend from the comment section. But that kind of goes with another email from Lauren.

She's in college in Ohio. We got a bunch of young female listeners. We're doing something right. Brain, boys. So, yeah, they're all in college. So she's in a sorority, and she has trouble because some of her sorority sisters say, why do you believe in something that's not true when referring to Jesus and God? And so it kind of makes her struggle, she says.

but I know God's real, but she kind of, like, she doesn't know how to handle the situation, gets a little anxiety, which to which I would say, sometimes you got to get new friends. Yeah, sometimes you just got to say, man, a sorority's been fun, and I'm, but deuce's player, I'm out. Or just be big enough and bad enough to not back down from it and bring some along with you.

She's at an age where I could see where that would be tough. Oh, yeah, sorority, so she's somewhere between probably 18 and 22. I mean, that's a hard, hard spot to find yourself. When I was, when I was that age, I definitely conform to the world. I didn't, I didn't stand bold. I wouldn't, you know, I, I, I just like, yeah, let's go do that. That sounds fun. Like, you know, dumb, but, you know, I did it.

I mean, I get where she's coming from. But, you know, at the whole time, even while I was doing it, that conviction was pulling on you, because you knew better. Yeah. Like, you were raised better. You know better. but it is a hard thing to do. I mean, you can sit here and say that it's easy.

Yeah, just do this. No, I get it. Yeah, just go find a whole new group of friends. Yeah, that's easy. Yeah, I get it. I would just say, that's tough. Do your best to be the bright light in that group of friends.

Well, and that's what we're called. We're not called to shut off the world and build walls. Like, if us four only ever talk to us for, we're not. I mean, look at who Jesus hung out with. The last thing Jesus said, too, was go into the world, make disciples of all nation, baptized. He didn't say going to a church building and hang out with other church folk

and don't, don't hang around those bad folk. Yeah, he wasn't hanging out with a bunch of preachers and all that. He was, you know, hanging out with fishermen, tax collectors, you name it. He was up in there amongst it. But it is, I mean, it's a difficult spot. You find yourself, it don't take but a second to slide down in there. And, you know, that's a, it's a tough thing to do. But keep doing what you're doing, girl.

I mean, stay in, actually, yeah, I mean, we said leave it, but stay in that sorority. Be a bright light for them, girl. Maybe one day they'll come back to you. My mother told me something when I was young. She said, you won't, you're not a follower. She told all the kids this. You're not a follower. You're a leader.

You don't go with the crowd. The crowd will lead you astray. You go your own way because you know, you know it better. I would ask your sorority sisters. this question okay how did everything you see okay get here and see what they come up with and then you come out and turn around and talking about well hey i believe there's a creator that he made all this okay until they can prove you wrong which is a lot more believable than an explosion yeah yeah hey i'm gonna go with the creator i like as phil says salt water

Yeah, what department in Saltwater made a duck? I like that. It's a jet, it's a boat, it's a submarine. That's just three of them. Okay, you might even throw there in a, hey, girls. How about a duck, okay? I always loved the one Phil had of the, you know, he's, he, when I first started working here, he was big on this philosophy of it.

He's like, look, here's a deal. If I'm wrong, we're just going into the ground anyway. Yeah. He said, but if I'm right, and I believe I'm right, oh, Jim Carrey, you got hell to pay. Yeah. You know, the, the belief in Jesus and the faith is the only thing that offers you an upside. Yeah. Other than that, you're going into a hole in the ground or being incinerated, however, you decided to leave this earth.

You're like rober, you know. You're dead all over and that's the end of it. Yeah. So. Okay. I like, I like it. For the simple reason. The word starts with an H.

Okay. Without Jesus, you have no hope. Yeah. Okay. So, hey, I'm going to go with the other direction. I like having hope that, hey, one of these days, old South Roberts is going to be an interstellar traveler. Yeah.

Okay, and I'm going to see the rest of God's creation, okay, with permission from Jesus. I'm not a big gambler. I want to go and look at your creation because we only see a, just a link of an eye of it. Yeah. I'm not a big gambler, but I show like to hedge my bets. And I'm going to hedge my bet with the one that offers me a way out of here.

That's it. I like it. That's where I'm riding. Yeah. What else you got? You want another email? Yeah, we got time. I just got a great verse for what we're talking about, so I'm excited.

Oh, good. All right. This one I think we can do pretty quick. because I think everybody in here will agree. Austin from Greenville, Illinois has a question. He grew up in church, was baptized at 13. Kind of fell off the path a little in my teens, early 20s. Nobody's ever done that before.

I have now fully committed my life to Jesus, but feel as if I should be baptized again. Baptism again. What are our thoughts? If it makes you feel better, go ahead and do it. I mean, you know, why not? Yeah, I did it twice. Yep.

I think most people have done it more than once. The first one just got me wet. I didn't know what I was doing. The second one was a commitment. Go do it again. I've been baptized twice once it. I came Memphis twice. After a week of Camp Chioka,

I was like, I'm going to be with Jesus forever. I'd believe that. And then I became a man and screwed up a lot. And then made a real decision. Nobody else has been there, Jay. Nobody. Yeah, ain't nobody else done that. Especially these other three sitting in here.

Yeah, that's it. And in First Peter, it does say, he says that the baptism is a pledge of a clear conscience. So going under again, you're only going to come up feeling real good. If it's going to clear your conscience, go for it, my man.

Go. Absolutely. Well, that's why I always say, on the first one, I wouldn't baptize. No, no, I just got wet. I just got wet. I was very wet. Yeah.

Okay. I've done enough for peer pressure. Yeah. I just did it to make Mom happy. It was what everybody was doing. Me too, yeah. All my buddies decided to do it. I jumped in line too. No, no.

Yeah. It was peer pressure. There you go. Oh, me. So nothing wrong with running it back. Nope. That's our opinion. My grandfather held my head on there a little while.

I guess to make sure it's stopped. Oh, he wanted to make sure it took. What does it say? Sometimes I tell, hey, push him down further. Yeah. Okay. He need to get cleaner and the rest of them. Yeah.

And that's wrong. okay because hey one does you in okay hey i didn't mind that man pray for me my whole life hey you wash me however clean you think i need to be i'm good there you go just so pull me up before i run out of bubbles yeah that's it all right well i really love this verse it it hits the nail on the head with what sigh was talking about just a second ago about hope so first peter one verse three praise be to and father of our Lord Jesus Christ, in His great mercy, he has given us new birth into a living hope. Through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead and into an inheritance that can never perish, spoil, or fade. This inheritance is kept in heaven for you.

I've got chill bumps over my entire body. The living hope. Yeah. To thank that the Savior of the world, my inheritance. I get part of what he's got, which is everything. He owns the cosmos, boys. And he is our... Living Hope's a jam, by the way.

If you never listen to that song, go listen to Living Hope. Well, there you go, folks. I get fired up. Folks, hey, we'll see y'all next time. That's right. Stay here. Why?