Duck Call Room - Miss Kay Turns Jay Stone’s Home into an Assisted Living Facility

Episode Date: May 2, 2024

Uncle Si is proud of Jay Stone and his wife, Anna, for taking Miss Kay into their home to care for her until she’s strong enough to return to her own home. Phil appreciates it, too, and Stone is happy to return all the love that Miss Kay has given him over the years. Martin is floored by Stone’s household including both his wife’s grandmother and his married daughter and her husband and John-David gets excited over wedding photos taken in a Waffle House. The boys admire Chuck Norris and invite him to come on the show whenever he’s ready! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's an aquifer underneath Chuck Norris's ranch. When he goes to train his karate, his sweat drips in the soil, and it soaks into the aquifer. Praise God. And he didn't drill to the water source. No. He roundhouse kicked it. That's it.

Started bubbling out of the ground. This is a real product? It is a real product. It's delicious. Yeah, you can buy it at Brookshire. It compares to the, what's the one for? from with the fancy bottle, the Z,

starts with a Z. Z. Zima, no, not Zima. Zima. No, that's bad water. That's real bad water. That's fire water. No, I made some four decisions.

What's the really expensive water? Fiji. Fiji. In the square bottles. In the square, yeah. It tastes like Fiji water, but it's Chuck Norris water. I'm looking at a bottle right now.

Chuck Norris's face. So, is on the bottle. Yeah. So, Si, if you ever know that you've made it, your face will be on a bottle of water. Not tea, water. Not tea, water.

Tea's a trick play. Water's where you go. Everybody needs water. No, I'm going to go with my tea. Thank you. No, so I'll met Chuck Norris. Did I tell you about that? I met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris said some shindig, and all he said he met Chuck Norris and all Chuck Norris wanted to talk about was this water source he found underneath his ranch. that's all he won't talk but this was 10 years before the water even came out oh so he's been planning this yeah he's got water a water source under his ranch

that's right well whether he does or not he bottled it and sold it underneath his dojo so the rumor is when Chuck Norris was practicing his karate his sweat molecules soaked into the ground and ended up in that aquifer

and that's why he was why that water's so good. Okay, this next was Chuck Norris's sweat. I would drink it. Just in case it works. I'm trying to do a pull-up, and I believe Chuck Norris has done many of those.

Oh, yeah. Have you seen them Bowflex commercials? Yeah. My man, Rick. Oh, he's real. He's 84. I just looked it up. 84 years old.

Chuck Norris is 84. That's awesome. You know what I love about him? The business mind never quits. Even at 84. He's like, I got this, buddy. When did all those Chuck Norris jokes come out? When the internet became, when social media became a thing.

Chuck Norris jokes are good. Well, yeah, because they're real. He will hurt you. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, you've seen Walker. Come on now. That's. My wife still watches that.

Gonna be. Who? She watches it all the time. Hannah? Yeah. She watches Walker, Texas Ranger? Yeah, her and Miss Kay. Thank.

They figured out that the last seven minutes he's going to come in and save the day. Oh, yeah. It's the best seven minutes, man. There's some of the best explosions you'll ever see on TV. I remember on that one where we blew up size truck. I felt like I was in an episode of Walker, Texas Rangers. Oh, yeah.

Because it was like them old trucks that you see on that show because it was from the time. And that thing will still get it. Oh, I know. I remember looking at that. That time I drove it. I remember looking at that truck blowing up, and I was just looking for Chuck Norris come riding over.

the hill. Him and Trevet. Walking through the smoke. Yeah. The best part of that is, hey, it's always good to watch the bad guy get his butt kick. That's right. And it happened every every week. That's the good old days, boy.

In the last seven minutes. Good guy always wins. I mean. Again and again. He would, the bad guy would get just enough momentum to make you think, whoa, I don't know. He'd take you right to commercial break. Yeah. Watch just how beautiful this is.

Look at it. Just watch how, if you have a show and it starts off like this, just zoom in with a beautiful background of Dallas, Texas behind you, and then fire. That's it. That'd be cool. His revolver held more bullets than anyone I've ever seen. That boy didn't ever run out of bullets and you never saw him reload.

Never. Unbelievable. He had that fast loader. He had the speed loader. Yeah. Wasn't that old Wilford Brimley on that show? Wilford Brimley was on that. Was he on there?

Oh, no, that says Noble Willingham. Oh, yeah. There's a bunch of Polish wall decor. I don't know what's happening. Johnny Dee, you've been fished. Yeah. You know who can knock that out? Hunter?

Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't need a pop-up blocker. No, he is. He is the pop-up blocker. The original pop-up blocker. How tight would that be if we had, Chuck Norris in here.

That'd be kind of Chuck. I mean, I think that would be, we've asked a few people. Bill Dance, Steve Harvey, Chuck Norris. That's a hard trio to, I don't know who's number one. Perhaps we should try somebody younger that is active on the internet. Younger and less famous. No, you shoot for the moon. We're shooting for the moon.

Well, you've got to be realistic, too. Yeah. But, I mean, you know, we could. That's my man, boys. We could, we could sound truck. I would not be able to get Bill Danes on here. Oh, we've had him on the phone. We've had him on the phone.

We just haven't had him swing by. They pined us. Yeah. He called one day, and a guy was like, oh, Bill Dances call him. I was like, well, that's probably the coolest, you know. He said, I got to take this. Answer. It's Bill.

Bill. Bill, who? Bill, Dave. He called you buddy. Yeah. And I said, by Mr. Dancy. He goes, see you later, buddy. He thought I was just some kid.

to be fair i am but it was it was you know bill dance ain't coming here he come here once and realize how bad the fishing was around this area he ain't coming back no he has stepped foot in the honey hole yeah he has been here lame to fame we have yeah he stood there and said all right whoops he later when he get his age you ain't worried about nothing but good fishing that's all he's worried about is catching them but that's why he built his own that's just brilliant he has made it absolutely

so how was your fishing you've been fishing the last couple days oh yeah I went Tuesday and Wednesday did you catch any yeah we called them but hey they was oh they was finicky uh oh where'd you go yeah huh canny

and we was live scoping them was you yeah watching them come up and hit it how was that it was slow real slow oh yeah but we did we called a good cold and Stone fried them up last night.

Cleaned them and fried them. They were excellent. I don't doubt that for a minute. Meal or flour? I used meal. You got it on special. I had a little bit of a little crab bowl. Had a little crab bowl in there with your meal.

Church it up a little bit. Well, I made myself sick. I ain't way too much. My house is turning. But hey, I hadn't had fresh fish in a year. Oh, me neither. Yeah. Everybody's the table just made a pig of themselves.

I was just miserable. Yeah, I made a pig of myself. First fried food I've had in a long time. You just stood out there about a cooker, didn't you? Well, I had to drive to Yazoo City this morning. Uh-oh. Pick us some feed, and I almost didn't make it. Fried food got you?

Oh, did it get? This fish. Fried fish is healthy for you. Yeah. It runs right there if you ain't had it in a while. I don't either, but I'm going to tell myself that. It's really good eating. If you ain't had it in a while, though, it don't stick with you.

Well, hey. Yeah. Oh, I fed Si, Miss Kay, A-N-Anne, her sister. Oh, my house turned into an assisted living compound. Kay been living with us for about a month. She has been. Okay. Oh, this got the full package.

He just got a married, young married couple living in his house. Oh, yeah. Not only that, yeah. My daughter got married the other day. Yeah. So they had, oh, by the way, dad, can we live here for a little bit? a little while we save money. I'm like, sure, join the party.

Everybody else is living here. And Caleb's with you for a bit. I said, I've lost my recliner. I've lost my television. Kay lives. He said, and all I got to do is I cook for everybody. Yeah. Kay lives and her recliner.

Now, let me get this. Let me get this straight. In your neighborhood, three of Kay's sons live there. Yeah. Within eyesight of you. Within eyesight. Now we've got to met. And she's living with you.

Yeah. That's right. The grandson and the law. He feeds them all. He called me. I help catch him, but anyway, he called me. I get the eat. Y'all call you up.

So, Jeff, I have a firefish. Come on over you and Jessica. I didn't call Jeff. He just showed up. Oh, he's showing them. Well, Jeff got a nose about him. When the wind shifts in there and goes down toward the houses, hey, everybody shows up.

Jeb has a way of showing up anyway. He's kind of like Christian. They're tracking dogs. like, man. Hey, I'm surprised Christian didn't end up over. He was up when we ended up. And he may be allergic to Tina, though. No, he's there.

He show up every once in a while on Sunday night at Big Dave's house. I'll take some leftovers. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. You, uh-uh. It just show up, Beachy and pickleball. And leave. These gates are close now.

Yeah, they are. They're close. They may bind that locked gates for nothing. But to be fair, if I had to, choose of four people to live with and Anna and Stone were I if I was Miss Kay that's where I'd be. You wouldn't live with Willie? No, probably not. I mean, the food would be good.

Nobody lives with Willie. He ain't never home. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know, we love to eat beef around here. And that's because of our friends over at Triedells Beef.

make such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sal Robertson would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day.

And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritales beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritails comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch, so they've been at it for a while. Now look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill.

Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat eater, folks. Yeah.

Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Miss Kay is probably the best company you can have, but she also needs company, is what I would say. Well, that's right. And she knows Anna will take good care of her. And, you know, Willie and Corey traveling all the time. You know, Jason, Missy traveling all the time. But she lives in my recliner now.

And all she asked me is what time of supper? Good life. And I was like, okay, what time you want to eat, Ms. Kay? Yeah, what's on his spit, son, a lot. And then they said, well, her sister, A.N. Ann's coming to help. I'm like, well, she's 80. Okay, so now.

Yeah, where's the health there? So, A.N. I'm going to say, though, A. and Ann is a delight. Oh, she is. I mean, she is an absolute. And A. and together.

You know what their favorite show to watch is. It's not walking. I've learned a lot about M-O-K and A-N in the past month. What's their favorite? Criminal Minds. NCIS. Man, I was close. That's a good one.

Hawaii. Hawaii. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. I was going to say he's not done. No. Hold on what? NCIS, Hawaii. Well, there are like seven of them.

There's a bunch of them. Is that what you watch? I've seen them watching Sydney. I'll watch it. Yeah. But they keep it on Hawaii the most, because I've noticed every time I walk by the TV, there's a good-looking man with a shirt off at the beach.

A. A. and Ann are just looking at the TV. Hey, Robert. And after about the third time, I noticed that, I told A&A and I said, I know why you're all watching this now. She said, listen here, honey, there may be snow on the peak,

but there's a fire in the furnace. She said it ain't much of a fire anymore. It will burn, you know. Sorry, you're saying you agree with this. Hey, look, I agree with her. Hey, I've always told you that. I said, hey, when I quit looking at a woman, I don't die.

Okay, my eyes are closed permanently. You heard it here first? Until the resurrection. That's right. You heard it here first. But, no. But they're living with them. I've learned a lot.

But I always say this. I try not to complain, even though I don't have a TV in a recliner anymore. I've been enjoying my back porch a lot. A lot of back porch. And I try to stay busy as possible. But hey, look, you've got entertainment. Oh, I got a lot of entertainment. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Miss Kay is a treasure trove. Oh, yeah. Look at all the experiences you're fixing to soak up. But I got the other day, I started to complain the other day. Then I got to thinking, you know what? All the meals that that woman has fixed me. Oh, amen.

Over the years. I'll say this. She's welcome at my house, of course, that she wouldn't want to be with them too rambunctious, 19-month-olds running around. So I'm really trying to have the right attitude. You're a good man.

Yeah. Because it would be easy to get annoyed. So they told Phil. Phil, every night he'll come by and visit, which is funny. And it won't take, he won't be there long.

He don't stay long. He don't like NCIS Hawaii. He's more of a boring ultimatum. No, he's more of a weather channel kind of fun. Well, no, no. You know about him in beaches. Yeah. They don't get along.

Yeah. So every time he leaves, he walk out the door and he'll say, Stone, you are to be commended. And then he's gone. And then he's gone. Oh, that's awesome. Lord, have mercy. But it's been fun.

Oh, there's no, I guarantee you there's no shortage of laughter. Hey, the best. The best part of working for Willie for as long as I did was when Kay could not find him and then she'd call me because he didn't answer. And it was going to be an hour-long phone conversation. And I would just laugh the entire time. He's probably out telling the whole world I got diarrhea. Everyone knows how she says diarrhea. Diarier.

They don't make them like Miss Kay. No, no, no, no, no, no. They do not. But she ain't cooking, huh? Oh, no. But she can't anymore. Yeah. She broke one foot.

She had bad fall. Yeah. So she broke one foot, got gout and other foot. Mm. So she's in. But she is improving slowly. That's good. Where she can get around and move around a little.

You're going to take her out there at the house of pain? No. I don't think she's there yet. Couldn't you see that Kay out there on a heavy bag? NCIS on the TV? Oh, there's somebody working on her from from day. light to dark showing up. She's the best.

But yeah, keep her and Miss Kay in your prayers for sure. But keep, I mean, Stone, you're incredible. Yeah, that's quite a dynamic. Well, I would say, not. My wife is taking care of her grandmother. Yeah. And I can only hope that when I get to, if I make it that age and I can't fend for myself, that my kids will take care of me, our grandkids in this case.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no. Well, they keep living with you. They ain't going to have a choice. They eat good. They're eating real good. How is it?

Now you've got a son, Stone. You got one. You ain't had one ever, but you've had one for about five days now. Bullfrog jealous. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What's she jealous of? Well, she thinks he's going to shoot one of her bucks.

Oh. You tell him he's just married in. He can shoot a dough every now. Yeah. Oh, hey. You, when you go hunting, You can't shoot on a dough. That's it.

Put your time in. Put it in. Put it in. Earn your keep. Earn your stripes. You got. We got another one coming up right now. Okay.

He's a little, what, nine year old now? Yeah. Yeah. Sage just fixed to get in. You know the 22nd was Missy's birthday, Willie's birthday, and then my daughter got married the same day.

Then two days later is what? Phil's birthday. And then your... Mine's 22. Yeah. Well, you're going to be 77. 76 76 seven bones need all of them too don't

hey that's it got us on son yeah it's a lot of candles on a cake yeah that's a that's a far has what are we going to eat oh he's already he's already had his party yeah oh yeah he had his birthday party didn't invite none of us where did your birthday party at it was it was last Saturday it was last Saturday it's done it a week early yeah we didn't hear about it it was just a It was low-key. Well, I had by invitation only. Yeah. Well, I know.

You didn't need to bring but one thing. We didn't get invited. Hey, putting in cash. Cash money. Oh. Cash money. So he invited all the rank heathens over. Yeah, I was going to use the term degenerates.

Yeah. Rank heathes. Yeah. So I had a discipleship meeting last Saturday night at his house. You know what Jayes always says? He's taking money from evil people and doing good. That's his justification. for poker.

Robin Hood, if you will. That's right. Redneck Robin Hood. A real Nottingham situation. He has a little mental eldest too. Yeah. Who?

Okay, Jason. Well, you can't outrun. You can't outrun genetics. That's right. Yeah. That's like, you know, Johnny Deasy. According to him, he don't ever lose, which that's a ball face lie.

Well, he does lose, but he tells me he loses on purpose. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the good's smart. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I knew I was going to lose that one, but I had to know. Lord of mercy. We've gone in on everybody. Who's next? Hey, come swinging at me. We're across the bore. Nobody's straight.

Hey, nobody's. Where's that line at? There's no, right here. No, nobody. I said the ads we've already read. Now, there's no immunity around here. We're equal opportunity haters. Oh, yeah.

Welcome to the duck call room. Yeah. I mean, it's more of what makes it fun. Hate, hate, hate, hate. Well, look, let's take a... We'll take a quick break and we'll be back right after this. Si didn't make it?

No, he didn't say... On what? Thigh, you weren't there? On what? To the wedding. No, I didn't make it. I don't tell you all that. Miss Christine was feeling bad.

Okay, not only was she feeling bad. I know when she's sick, because she looked sick. Yeah. Wow. Okay, so no, I just y'all. She said, uh, she said, uh, she said, I'm not feeling too good. I'm not going to go. And I said, well, call Phil up or text him and tell him, you know, that I'm not going to go with you.

Phil was there. And Miss Kay, he made it. Yeah. Willie was in her wheelchair. They had some guy who was pushing him around. He was saying, students. Students. Students.

That boy is all hard. That boy is all hard. After the dinners. His mama down and out. He riding around in her wheelchair and making fun of him. No, that's what he poked. Do an impression. No, no, that's what he poked the bear.

Students. I'm Kay. I was on Duck Dynasty. Have you seen my show? Yeah, I'm Miss Kay. I was on Duck Dynasty. Oh, yeah, when he used to do her walking down the grocery aisle at Brooker. Look, that's me on that peanut oil.

That boy's a trip, man. But it was his birthday. So, hey. I haven't even talked to Willie. That's what he told me. He said, hey, congratulations. Stown. This is the one place I wanted to be on my birthday.

That's your daughter's wedding. He doesn't pull punches. He's equal opportunity as well. Yeah. We weren't, we couldn't secure child care. Mom was out of touch. And seven o'clock is, that's a, that's a no. You don't mess with seven o'clock.

That's bedtime. Seven o'clock. Mm-hmm. Well, I told the girl, I said, why are you getting married on a Monday? I said, that's just dumb. Yeah. Boy, she got mad. I'm not sure why.

What was there reason? She ever said? Oh, that was the anniversary of the day they started dating. Oh. Okay. So significant. They didn't want to have to remember two dates. But I never remember what they were.

I'm glad they didn't get married on that Saturday because it was pouring down rain. That's good. There you go. It was sloppy. Yeah, it's pretty Monday night. Oh, it was beautiful. Yeah. It's cool, nice and cool, yeah.

Well, the weather was perfect. Yeah. But it was pretty cool, you know. You know, time flies. You get old. You have kids. You know, next thing you know, kids are getting married. That's when you know you ain't got a long left.

I'll ask what happened. I mean, it's only four days into it, but they ain't like talked about grandkids or nothing yet, huh? Not that I'm worried. Okay. I was just, are you ready? Oh, I don't care. I just wondering if. If Papal was a name, you were, you were ready for.

You know? Well, whatever they want to do, have at it. That'd be wild. Their kids and my kids go in the same school. And I'm 38. There's different stages of life. It don't matter. There ain't no one way to do this.

There ain't no one playbook. Very possible. Yeah. No, that's. So, M. M. got married when she was 16. And then Lisa and Al got married.

She was 18. And Anna got married. She was 18. I already got married. She was 18. So you can think about how will be a great grandpa. Wow. At 60 if they were having a kid this year.

Yeah. Wow. That's wild, man. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Pap, pap in his back count. Oh, wow.

And it's 60, mine'll just be going to the casino. Oh, man. Like, they'll be able to go gamble legally if they want to. But, you know, people didn't never talk about getting married too young until about the, about the 80s or 90s. Yeah. You know, back in the day, you just got married. That was just what it was. Yeah.

And, you know, some people said, oh, they're awful young. You know what? This day and age, you. you find a good one that's husband or wife material. Yeah. You better snatch them up because there's not many out there. Oh, yeah. What I say,

of course, I don't get out like a normal human. But I've seen some weird stuff. Hey, whenever. Around here, even around here in Louisiana, I mean, good grief. You got kids running around with purple hair and nose rings. Careful, Hunter. That's a little on the nose for you.

you're in it, buddy. Hunter gave a piece. I'm like you. The other one's got two nose rings. Oh, just, this is, you know, I'm kind of old school, I guess. Are you? Man, it's just, it's, oh, the word I'm looking for is sad. It's sad.

It's sad. But I support that. Once you look around and look at what he's, what he's talking about, all the nose rings, their ear rings. Okay. What the heck does that have to do with making somebody good or bad? It doesn't have nothing, but... Well, then why are you saying if you look at all...

All right, for the first time of my life, I'm against this. What is the same? No, no. Nose rings. It's been human. I ain't got one. It's being human. But I'm just saying old school.

Yeah. That's, it's foreign to an old school person. It is. Yeah, no, we're in a different time. We are in different times. We're in strange times. Yeah. Strange time.

I mean, when I was a teenage boy, my favorite thing in the world was the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. I remember that vividly from junior high. We're going down the road. That's where side got that free jacket. That jacket's awesome. You didn't let me say what I was going to say a while ago because you didn't like where I was going.

But my place was when I said old school, okay, all this stuff. we're discussing. I know. You know, we didn't allow it. Yeah. We've got to the point that now there's nothing we won't allow. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, the moral compass is definitely shifted.

Yeah, it broke. Yeah. We need to bring wedgies back into schools. And look, it's got to the point that, hey, we've got so intolerant. We tolerate everything. Okay. That's what's wrong with the human. with being right now.

There's got to be standards. Kids need standards. I agree. I see them places putting litter box in for people to think of cats. I'm like, time out now. Yeah, that's the stupidest thing I've heard of. Time out now. You got a 14 old young lady.

Oh, boy. That thinks she's a cat and requires a litter box in the classroom. And the government requires you to put it in there. Well, that's the sad part. I just, my biggest fault with a lot of those arguments. is they want to quote biology and they want to use science to back up their argument. But I'm like, but science actually laughs in the face of what your argument is. Yep.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. So we use it when it's convenient or is that just so nobody can have a rebuttal because you say it's science? Well, that's another pet peeval. You know. Okay. If you stand for something, okay. You know, we can't have a discussion.

Because you're only going to go with what way. Well, that's my right to be that way. Well, hold it to. What about my rights? Yeah. Yeah, the days of spirited discussion are out. Yeah. Nobody.

Minds aren't open. Yeah. They're not. They're closed. They won't listen. Oh, we had to turn the TV off at the store. We got that TV over by the table. And people are so up.

And it's like, I agree with most of the people. But if the news is on, it just makes people angry. Oh yeah, they get mad. Yeah. And the other day I was a dude in there, I won't say what he called him. He called him a peckerwood. He said, he stopped sending all that money over. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're just, I'm just here to sell fishing.

So I said, let me find something, the outdoor channel. Yeah, where's blueie yet? Yeah, let's ease tension. Let's get to the Disney channel. But everybody's just mad now. Yeah, they're mad about. Yeah, everybody's felt the need to draw a line in the sand. You ain't got no control over it anyway.

No fishing. It's broke. Okay, because look, we ought to be thanking the teachers and the universities all that. Should be thinking about, okay, I don't know how many people we graduate a year with a degree, but 90% of them hadn't got a job waiting on them. So, hey, something's wrong with that system if you graduate people and there's not a job for them. Yeah. Well, some would argue there's too many degrees.

You need to teach everything. and then leave it up to me and the people that are taking the education to decide what they want to buy into and what they don't want to buy into. There you know. I use my P.E. degree all the time. Yeah. Yeah. My biology degree comes in handy.

I was going to. Actually, it does because I still nerd out and, like, trying to make stuff better. But, you know. I have a finance degree, which I guess helps a real. Well, see, that's where we are to be on everything. Okay. I come here and it's this way. Well, when I leave, hopefully I've made it a little bit better than what it was one hour out.

That's all I'm trying to do. Hey, I'm still. That's what we all should strive to do. Good job then because the world has way more laughter in it because of you. Amen to that. Amen. Even when you get mad, it's hilarious. It really is.

Well, I don't understand it. That's why. And hey, look, this is coming from a person that no, he's not. too bright. Okay, because to world standards, to world standards, I'm a country bumping and not a very smart one. Now, I admit, I'm not educated, but hey, here's one thing. I do have and possess a lot of common sense.

Because when a little lady, this 14 years old comes in, if I was a teacher, come in my room and see, I require a little box, I said, sorry, you're going to have to go somewhere else. Yeah. Because you'll get a litter box there, a little lady. And look, here's what I'm going to say to that. He ain't just picking on little ladies. If there's a little boy, he'd say the same thing. I'd say the same thing.

Would they be a dog? No. I don't know how it works. No, there's male cat. My question to all of this is, how did we get to this point that fat is happening? Propaganda. I think it's drugs.

I think it's a, what's the word I'm looking? How do we get here, Martin? Getting away from what this country was founded upon. And that would be Thomas Jefferson. That would be guns and a Bible. Yeah.

Let's start with a Bible. If you looked up your history, guns were involved and the Bible was involved. Yeah. And the people that stood up for it. That second one's the one we're missing. Yeah. There's plenty of guns.

Yeah. I got more. It ain't nothing wrong with the gun. No, no, it's the person behind it. The stupid human being's got one in his hand, and if he gets ignorant, then say you can scream something about it. Don't say the gun, did it?

But that Bible's a way more powerful tool than even a gun is. And we've just disregarded it. They've done even more than disregard it. They've tried to push it away. People have said, you can't tell me about loving your neighbor because that's wrong. I shut up.

Yeah. Well, no, no, because that was the two commandments. Everybody makes religion way too complicated. Tell us what Jesus said, Ty. Hey, there ain't but two commandments. Love God first with everything you got, okay? And then here's a crazy one for you. Try this one on for you.

Then go horizontal and love your neighbor as yourself. Polks, if we would just do them two things, a lot of this evil you see in this world would cease to exist. Yeah. But the thing about here's the thing, I ask the question, how do we get this way? We tolerated it.

Good men looked at and was watching all this stuff and we didn't do nothing. So stop it. You know, because all these kids right now that are so confused, you just get to. got to stand up and say, hey, no, we ain't

no put up with that ignorance you're just showing me. If a kid, male or female, comes into a classroom telling me, I require a little box, no, you don't. You require some discipline. Okay, and tell me, hey, how we get old.

That's true. You are not a wolf. Yeah. Or you are not a cat. You're a young, stupid human being. Yeah. That needs educating. And I think that term can be lumped towards all of us.

Well, no, no. When we were young. Oh, yeah. We was all stupid. Yeah. Well, we still are. Still are, yeah. But that was my next point.

A vast majority of us, we still do stupid things. Look, we got technically advanced. And far as my humble opinion is, we're like we're going back to the caveman days. You know, we're getting stupider the more we get technically advanced. because hey, we're letting the devil, hey, trust me when I say that, he has done a number on the human race. That's why that young lady or that young man, thanks there, a cat or a wolf.

You know, we're living in a fantasy world. Yeah, I think the other point I was going to make, too, whenever we were, when this was founded and even back then, the family unit was strong. That's right. There was a father, a mother. a mom and then the siblings. Yeah.

The family unit was strong and today it's a rare thing outside of certain communities to have a full family unit. I mean, it really is. And people listened to the beginning of this one and found out probably Miss Kay was living with a beautiful example of the family unit of old.

Everybody took care of their own. And that used to be normal. Now people are like, really? You didn't put her in a home? But that's how. used to be and that's what's granted when when working for here too there is the freedom built in of you can do some of those kinds of things where other places you work and other jobs you have it may not allow you to stay at home and take care of your grandmother or whatever um as far as

as Anna's concerned right now that is her job and I know Willie told her that like your job is to to take care of Kay first because she's the matriarch of the family and that's the matriarch of the family That's what, I mean, that's what this family believes in, and kudos to that. It's not necessarily realistic for a lot of people, but it is one of the things that used to happen. All the time. All the time. It was the norm. Well, now what they're doing is not the norm.

Right now, that's what we're discussing. If you do this and your jobs over, you'll all get fired. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The talking we're having. Oh, yeah. Saying just what we're saying could get you fired. Hunter's liable to report us.

I'm kidding. Hunter. Hunter's laughed a lot today and I can appreciate it. That's why, you know, come on, guys. Amen, buddy. Let's get back to reality here. Hello at duck callroom.com. I think we should just continue on the heavy route.

Just kidding. Let's get back to what we do. I think we mix enough humor in that. Oh, no, that was actually a really good discussion and a fun one. Yeah. Anyway, Eli from Lebanon, Tennessee, I think he's officially my hero. You're not from Tennessee because everybody from there's going to say Lebanon. I'm not from Tennessee.

I know. So I'm just letting you know. I got a lot of people. I'm just letting you know it's Lebanon. That's right. I think I'm from Tennessee. Like some people are Irish. I'm talking about a couple from Tennessee here.

Lebanon. Yeah. That's how they say. Lebanon. Okay. He's found the love of his life. Great. Well, good for him.

That's that. And he was in the Marines. Thank you, sir. And she had his back 100%. They got married. Okay. I lived happily every after. Well, so far, so good.

I don't know if they got married in a Waffle House or just next door to one and went and took pictures. But Eli. Well, Eli, you're a good-looking young man, and that fine little thing beside you. Oh, boy. Your wife, she's fine. That has got to be the cleanest Waffle House.

Hold on that count. But there's people in the background eating. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and watching. Are you sure they got married in the Waffle House? I don't know that they got married in the Waffle House, but they for sure, she's in a wedding dress. What is his name tag say?

Is that his last name? Woffel House? Oh, yeah, it's his actual last night. Okay. I was hoping he just took somebody's PIN that worked there. Oh, yeah. Anyways, even I married K. Oh, and they got a little one.

Yeah, and the, spoiler alert, got a little one on the way. Eli, congratulations. So basically, Eli needs to come teach the whole world things because he got a woman in a wedding dress into a waffle house, and that's the greatest redneck accomplishment I think I've ever heard in my life. Eli, Mary Kate, because I see her name there now. Congratulations. And we wish you a life full of happiness.

And congratulations on the little one. And for out kicking your coverage. Eli, you did that. Eli works in sales. Okay. He's a good salesman, just like the rest of us. And he was in the Marines. You got to believe in your product.

He's a recruiter for sure. Oh, yeah, absolutely. How could you not be? Graswold all of it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but I mean, the fact that I saw a lady in a wedding dress and a Waffle House, I said, I got to show that. Which is incredible.

how clean that countertop was is even more incredible. I've never seen one that clean. I've been in a lot of them. You're right. This is true. When I think of Wavap House, I don't think of clean. No, I think. That was why Gimber wouldn't go there.

Because he was like, when do they clean it? I'm like, I'm not concerned with that. It tastes delicious. I haven't been in a long time. All right, Martin. Yep. I think you, some ladies sending an emails about you, sir. That's fine.

You get in a towel of this is Martin's getting slim. She thinks you look good. What you've been doing, Martin? Well, I got a stomach bug. He got that from the boys. I got a stomach bug from the boys that dropped me nine pounds in three days. What? You lost nine pounds in three days.

In three days, all I ate was too dry turkey sandwiches because I was scared to death to eat anything else. Because nothing was staying down. No. Yeah. And it, I mean, it just scared me. so I went with like what I thought was the most bland binding thing I could come up with. That's one of them.

No sauces, no cheese, just turkey and bread. Hey, you should have called me and I'll tell you, hey, get you a can of camel soup, chicken noodle soup. I understand, side, but I had so much liquid leaving me, I didn't want to put more in me. It would help. Other than electrolyte. Yeah, it would have. Interesting. So I use that as a head start to, I generally slim down every summer to some.

extent, but I use that as a kickstart to go ahead and start my summer plans of one, one meal a day, intermittent fasting. I'm just doing all the, all the, all the things I normally do, taking my other, my supplements and, um, okay, well, this goes with another email. Yeah. Because Caden from southeast Ohio emails in. And he wants to know what, I think people want to know, because you've lost weight, I've lost weight.

Stones went from wheezing to now whoop you. Yeah. I ain't done that. But, and we're not, we're normal people with kids and taking care of people. And so they ask for our advice for that reason. But Caden's a big guy. Real big guy. Real big guy.

6-6-375. Okay. He says he carries it well. He grew up working on a farm, milking cows, and moving pipe. So this ain't, this is big man. Yeah, he's broad. Yeah. He's saying it's getting harder to shed the pounds.

He's tried a lot of different diets, but not very good with them. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Put in carbs. Yeah. Get rid of the carbs. You got to get rid of the carbs. And intake has to be, input has to be less than output. You've got to take in less than you burn.

And I mean, that's the simple math that I do. I don't count stuff. I do, I call it carb avoidance. I still eat carbs. Better decisions. Yes. If I know like if I can, if I can get away from that, then I do. Also, you know, I haven't had a soft drink in three months, which I, you know, I love

them. But I don't, I was never like a you where you stopped and got a fountain drink like every day on the way here. Don't, don't look at me like I'm surprised. I was never, I ain't telling stories out of school. It was just kind of a shot in the dark, man. hell is coming at me. I don't know.

But I did enjoy ice cold Dr. Pepper from time to time. So, but I haven't had one of those in three months. So, yeah, I mean, just get rid of like the bull. Like, you know, cut that out. If you drink any sort of alcohol, get rid of that. I don't know. Water, unsweet tea.

So you're not working out of any kind of. Well, I mean, I'm chasing around 19-month-old. Well, I know. He's not at the point where working out's a thing. I know like stone, stone have, you know, no carb diet. Okay, plus you worked out a lot, right? No, I'm one meal a day with approximately 18 hours of fasting in between where all I have is liquid. The intermittent fast works.

Just quit eating breakfast. Yeah. And this dude did say, but I've, as I've gotten older and then he used the term almost 30. Oh, my. That's not, you're still, you can still get up and go. Is he married? don't. I'll say so.

If you are married or you have somebody that you're really close to, you go up to them and you look them in the eye and say, here's what I'm fixing to do. I'm going to do it. Boom. You say it out loud to their face and then you do it. Oh yeah. That's what, if you say it out loud, like I've said, I'm working towards a pull-up. Yeah.

So I've lost 25 pounds and I've gained a lot of muscle. And I still can't do one. But the whole, everybody I know is waiting on it. And if I don't get it, then I'm going to have to be the guy that said he was going to do it. I put that cup bag in front of my wife's face. I said, I'll never buy another can through it in the trash. I ain't bought one since. That was.

Yeah, I ain't done that. 10 years ago. But, I mean, the other thing, the other reason that I, you know, I mean, like the boys are so much fun. And I got tired of still hurting, you know, I mean, I had only gained like 10 pounds. I was still over 40 pounds down from my heaviest prior to that. But now I'm back to where I, I'm getting back to where I, I'm getting back to where I should be. I like walking around around mid-250s and I'm right there close to it. I think the goal is to be able to do stuff with your grandkids. Yeah.

Yeah. But be comfortable to it. Yeah. Like I didn't, I don't, hey look, Jackson. That's why I was saying on the question about, well, you know, you know. We just went for a wellness check and Jackson weighing 31 pounds. And that boy's like a load of bricks to bend over and pick up. So, oh, no. Yeah. That was. You, you get yourself in a little bit better shape whenever you you bending over and picking up a load of bricks about 20 times a day he's getting close to a bag of corn oh i guarantee you he feels like he feels like a full bag of corn when we sat him on that scale to doctor's office and then only said 31 pounds i was like yeah no something you sure the thing's right right here but like his brother's only 24 pounds you know and that's seven pound

difference a big deal like but he's built whalen built just like his mama long and that's what's weird at my house. I ain't eating nothing. And Brittany's eating everything in sight because she's trying to gain weight. She's making sour dough loaves. She's done got on that bag. She's over eating buttered bread and marsc upon cheese and just and I'm over here like, boy, that looks good. Gosh, mighty. And I'm just sitting over here rocking, you know, chewing gum and drinking water. And she's over just smashing. And I'm like, man, that. That could be me, but I'd also be 350. So I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing is try to stay closer to 250.

Too 50. But I mean, I only got less than that one time in my adult life, and that was after that C word. And I mean, I didn't even recognize myself. Like, I look down and this don't even feel healthy. Like, to me, like, you know, I just. You want to be where you feel good. I'm a bigger frame than my 6'5 height would have you.

You're a big dude, buddy. Yeah, I'm wide. I'm girthy anyway so it's just a it's a different deal but mindset man discipline mentally strong to stay with it because if you're not you're just going to quit like you got to make you mind and if you need to have like a weird day where you eat whatever you want to reset and like keep your mind sharp and not just be miserable do it I mean there's no yeah I think where people really get in a bind is like he said diets man most of those things are so scheduled and regimented they're miserable You're not going to do it if you're miserable. Yeah, you know the basics. Just do the basics. You can't make yourself miserable, but you can be disciplined and not. Output greater than input.

That's what I'll tell you. The math works. The math works. That's fun. All right. Ready for a Bible verse, Martin? Yeah, do it. I got, this is probably, this Bible verse is kind of in your face.

Okay. Here it is. First Timothy 5, 8. anyone who does not provide or take care of their relatives and especially for their own household has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever. There you go. That's just a pop to the face, but hey, it just reminded me, you know, Stone taking care of people, feeding people. That's what you do.

You take care of your family. What you get about down to? It's pretty sorry if you don't take care of your own. Oh, that's right. Well, Timothy would agree. Yeah. My boy Tim. Tim would say you're worse than a non-believer if you don't do that.

So, you know, everybody has times in life where they got to take care of family members. And Stone, you're doing awesome, just feeding them. And I know Anna's crushing it. I've got a long ways to go to catch up with all Ms. Kay's done for the world. Amen. Amen. But what an example, which makes it a little bit easier to do because you know what she did for everybody. And she's just a delight and fun.

She's hilarious for the most part. Most of the time. Yeah, most of the time she is. She is absolutely hilarious. But I'm going to hit the road to Little Rock. I've got to speak tonight. I'll see you, boys. All right.

Got to work. Have a safe trip. We'll see y'all next time. We're out.