Duck Call Room - Miss Kay’s Request Sends Justin Martin on a Midnight Mission

Episode Date: July 28, 2026

Martin brings a sweet update on Miss Kay after helping fulfill her latest request, sparking memories of one of Phil Robertson’s funniest classic ‘Duck Dynasty’ moments. Uncle Si finds his long-lost twin in the viral Yellowstone bison attack video while Phillip tries to figure out exactly how far away one should stay from dangerous animals generally. John-David turns a studio fly problem into total chaos, weighs Dollywood against Disney World, and the boys briefly celebrate Hunter’s big relationship news. Duck Call Room episode #573 is sponsored by: https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster! https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Visit the website or call 864-644-1900 and mention "Godwin" to get 2 weeks free in the program! Find your forever cookware @‌hexclad and get 10% off at https://hexclad.com/DUCK! #hexcladpartner - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, he's coming at you, right there, right in front of you. I don't see him. Right on the wood. Up, up, up. Next table. It's a ricochet. You see it? On this table.

Closer to me. Right toward Martin's chest. Right there. On the back half of your table. On this, not, yeah. Oh! You missed him. I don't know if that was guts or something.

You got Martin. You got Martin. Oh, hey. I got got got by something. All right. You should, are you recording this? Yes. Oh, hold on.

Good because JD just shot him in the face. Hold on. I was behind him, but it ricocheted up and hit you. Hold on. I'm ready now. He's ready now, boy. He's right there on Philip's shoulder. What?

That's what you get for running him off. What are we, I don't even know we're talking about. We're trying to kill flies. There's been a fly. We haven't even said welcome back to the. We've got to the dot-com room, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, we're back, baby. Now, come you all the back.

Get at all these five remind me of the movie I watched last night, the last Apache. They're in a bar, and he said, tequila, and the guy puts the bottle of tequila up there. He looks over and sees a rat. He pulled it out and says, POW! It blows the rat away.

I said, hey, drink forever a rat I killed. And the bartender says, no, he put out some quinine, poison. He said, that takes care of the rats. Don't, you don't shoot, shoot it anymore. Cyanide. Cyanide. Yeah, not quinine, because that's in tonic water.

Whatever is. It's white powder is all. Mm. And it's a killer. But welcome back. Welcome back. Johnny D. I was a beach.

Welcome back. Salty. Salty. I would not make it as a pirate. You wouldn't make it as a sniper either. Now welcome back. Or Boy Scout. We've already discussed your not-time abilities.

That's it. Or just a man in general. No, you're a great man. No, yeah, I'm brashed up with everything. I don't, yeah. You got into jellyfishes? Poison ivy? I don't know what.

Yeah, the ocean's full of poison ivy, poison oak, jellyfish. Ocean. Poison ivy, poison oak. There's something in there that doesn't agree with me. Oh, it's got a lot of parasites. Yeah. I'm with Phil Robertson and David Owen. What?

Y'all go. No beach. I'll be here. Yeah, right. No beach he says. I don't think I'm old enough to pull that move. No. That you are,

your kids are too young. It's not even your age. It's just your kids are too young. You need one of them to stay back with you. I think I can pull that off. Well, Carter. He was real into it for a day. All we saw was the top of his feet trying to dig stuff out.

But then he also apparently has my skin. Dad, just not a big beach guy. You look like you were having fun when we saw. saw you on the FaceTime. I was having fun. I got to go get something out of my truck before we get. Oh, your order. Yeah.

I gave you one order. Oh, good. Oh, well, go get to get them. Yeah, go get them. Because I want to. We have a party up in here. Simon party. So what's you got?

Hey. He put in one order. I put in one order and I got two packs. This one will go home to me. I'll share this one with y'all. I gave them both to you, sir. I know it. I just want you to know.

I appreciate it. I waited in line for four hours for those. That's not true, but. Hey, I will fix it. I don't doubt that. Are they melting? Well, yeah, there's 100 degrees out there. I just put them in the car.

Oh, I saw them on the paper. Oh, no, I'll wait. I'll have a post one. Let them harden back up. Oh, we could go put them in the ice machine. Yeah. So I was at Buckees on the semi-Quincennial of America for about 10 minutes. How was that?

That was amazing. Fourth of July at Buckees? Fourth of July at 1150 at Buckees is something every human being should do. Part B of this. Saturday, July 11th, or whatever it was, at 10 a.m. at Buckees, is something no human being should ever do. Sadly good. Yeah.

because that parking lot Martin we've I can't do it while I Hey the only time he got his mic close to his mouth usually it's way out here but when he's eating he'll put that sucker uh huh huh yeah make sure we all hear uh

I can mute his mic while he's eating nah thank you I just let the people hear it anyways Buckees, you know when bands are really cool before everybody finds out about them? Yeah. And then they're Taylor Swift.

Yeah. Buckees is Taylor Swift. I'm talking every walk of life. I'm talking every human being I've ever seen in my life was in that Buckees trying to get away from that beach on their way home. And it was wall to wall. People look like this chewing on. All things.

They were out of everything. They were just trying to shove stuff back on the, it was the sight to behold. I won't be back between daylight hours to the buckets. No, no, you can only. At the Beach Express on I-10. You can only do it from like November to February or midnight. What'd you buy?

Did you get anything good? Size almonds. Well, I see that. Oh, no, I spent a couple hundred bucks. So you got it all. Oh, yeah. Drinks, sandwiches, burritos. Them chips that they make in-house, those are not.

to be trifled with those are delicious oh they're tater chips oh yeah they're good we waited in line for those it was it was it was crazy oh buckies won't see bucky's bucky's yeah but that was the highlight of my beach trip both of my bucky's trips and then it was it was just hot the rest of the time

I'm just asking what are you doing what's happening to this podcast everybody's just looking no I was just asking what the busiest Buckees was. I was asking chat, D.P.T. I think it might be that one at the beach. That's why I was curious.

It says it's the one in Severeville, Tennessee. What? Everybody going to Dollywood, baby. But now Dolly's... Dolly's taking on the beaver. She didn't like him being outside her gate because now she's got her own truck stops. Do you know Dolly Parton got a gas station?

I'm pulling up. you did know that uh no oh you gotta go to he loves dolly i saw one did not make me want to pull in there what i was not in dolly's travel plaza well they were just rebranded the old tennesseean truck stops they're not their own bang it's like they don't they they put lipstick on a pig yeah but it's dolly's lipstick yeah but it came without the most important assets of dolly their lipstick Not her lipstick, no. Her personality? Perhaps her overindulgence in some things.

I did not feel overly indulged driving by. Nothing said, stop here. Gas pumps were normal. They should be inflated, right? What a way to make a living. So there's one right outside Dollywood. What? A Buckees.

Yeah, yeah. See, because I want to go to Dollywood real. In fact, if you- I've wanted to play like Buckees bingo, figure out which all ones I've stopped at and which ones I need to add to my life. If you were to go back in time and ask our family where we wanted to vacation, there was one vote for Dollywood.

You? Yeah. You like Dollywood? I think I have to, right? Rollercoaster. It's like a Disney World for Redneck. Yeah, it's better than Disney World. It's better than Disney World?

No, you want to go, don't you? Now he quit to it. Put your mic back on now that you're done eating. Yeah. You think it's better than Disney World? It's better. Dolly Parton's Woods. Dolly Barton's wood

That's right Dolly Wood is better Dolly's wood Let's go I don't think Dolly's got wood I don't care I go I know you will

We should It could be I've heard that For more than other people If you go to the top theme parks in the world According to like TripAdvisor Dollywood wins

Where does it rate on the scale of plus size park hoppers Seems like they'd really gravitate towards Dollywood? You would think, right? They're more bottom heavy than top-heavy. I love fat jokes, man.

Because I'm one of them. Yeah, well, you're not a plus-sized park-hopper. No, I ain't park-op at nowhere. I may be plus-size, but... Oh, okay. How do we recover? There is no recover. Welcome to the duck car ring.

Welcome back. Did you know there are people that make their living on social media because they're big and go to theme parks, Philip? No. They let other big people know if they can fit in the seats. Yeah. They are called the plus size park hopper. Right.

The main attraction at Dollywood is Victoria's Secret. Right. That's not true. Sae, have you been there? How do you know all this? Is this a PBS show you watching? He just made that up. That's odd.

I made up something? No, I don't make that up. What do you do at it? Bouch a lot? Yeah. That's not true. The best ride at Dollywood's like, it's called like the eagle or something.

Eagle? Yeah, you're like on an eagle, like a miracle. I never heard of call that. Oh my goodness. Here's the top three rides at Dolly World. Okay. Lightning rod. Yep.

Yeah. Thunderhead. Yeah. Yep. Yep. And Wild Eagle. Yeah. Okay.

Lightning and Rod, Thunderhead. And what? Screaming Eagle? Wild Eagle. Wild Eagle. Okay. There you go. Interesting.

What's the number one ride at Disney? Guardians of the Galaxy, probably. Okay. A smile world. Now, that thing sucks. Hmm. Interesting. I had a wine subscription.

A wine subscription. I thought I just bought a bottle, and it turns out I bought a subscription to buy a bottle every month. You never know what's a subscription. You really don't. They didn't because you had to pick it. And so I was sitting there paying by the month and I didn't even know it.

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Hey, Johnny D. He's on the water bottle. Hey, our neighborhood was a vacation. Take it off of safety. Is he on the bottle? Yeah, he's on the water bottle. He's on the water bottle. He's always on the top. He's on the cap. You can't miss this.

Oh, you can. Yeah, he can. Go. And you, shoot him flying. Shoot him in there. I got to catch you. Oh.

Look, I'm a big believer in gun safety. That rule does not apply to assault guns. Leave that sucker on fire. I thought it was. I thought it was. Like, leave that thing on fire. Somebody take the gun. It killed the fly.

Take it from him. He keeps messing with the fly. No, you had a good shot. You're like that truck. Okay, hold on. Let's talk about Great Americans real fast. Si, have you seen the Great American that was visiting Yellowstone? This is good.

Don't look at my computer. Great American? This is a Great American man. Don't look at the computer. Oh, I've already seen that. You saw it? I saw it. What?

Mr. Carl? Hey, yeah. Hey, here's, all that is, is a, a good, for a good life, about people being stupid. He, he wasn't being stupid. Yeah, he was. Throw it on the big screen. He was not being stupid.

Yes, he is. He was a proper amount away. He had a tree between him and that buffalo. Okay. He should have kept it between him. Well, that. He wouldn't have got, not a foot in that. air.

Have you not seen this? I hadn't seen it until this morning when I stopped by the morning. Dave's watched it like six times. Hey, he's done charged. This Buffalo has done charged. You got three seconds. Where has I seen this at? Hawks News.

They ain't nowhere not taking this. He charged the white pickup truck. Boom. Watch this. Boom. You don't run from a wild animal. Bison attacks tourists at yellow. You just turn yourself in to dinner.

That's a herbivore. He ain't going there off. Here's the problem. He should have stayed right there. He got trees in between him now. I would have ran to the car. But that bison had through those trees. I used to be a lot faster.

You just, you just, wow. All right. So apparently, Mr. Look at him. Mr. Carl. Look, that bull is in. My favorite is Tyreek Hill got away from it. Hey, that bull is in.

You don't fool it and hey, that sucker weighs like 2,200 pounds. No chance to Annahill gets away from it. 2,200 pounds. Look at it. He's bucking, son. He's on charge a pickup truck in this stupid thing. How? Anytime you see a Buffalo run at a pickup truck and chase it away, you know, hey, you get away from there.

Well, I think that was his plan. Well, hey, yeah, but you don't run. Everybody's got a bus. play until a buffalo stabs him in the back. Exactly. Like Mike Tyson said. If you're going,

hey, you don't run from a while. Hey, you know what's better? That old man made it longer than Connor McGregor. Against a full-grown buffalo. Yeah. No.

But apparently Mr. Carl when he was on the ground with broken legs waiting for the flies flying around me, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. He was like, man, that ride was better than Disney World. 65-year-old Carl McDaniel.

All right, the fly's dead. Praise the Lord. I thank you, you got him. Anyway, yeah, Mr. Carl. And the bison remains alive and well. Well, I figured they would have snuffed him out.

Y'all don't watch enough movies. I figured they'd have snuffed him out. For what, sign? What movie does this remind you of? Dancers were wolves. Tatonka? It was, yeah, Katanka. Yeah, it was a lot about buffaloes.

Carl, this guy's such a good guy. He's had articles written about him before this even happened. Really? The buffalo spinner. Wow, what was he? Size stand in? He looked like Si if he wore suspenders. How old was he?

Did it say how old? 65. Carl? Carl, is that you? Hey, you need to look up. Back up, Carl. You need to look up. How fast does a bison run?

Faster than Carl. I'm just saying, you need to look up how fast one can run. I'm going to say 20 miles an hour. I'm going to say 30. 35. A bison can go 35? I'll say 35 miles an hour. Despite their massive size at a weight of up to 2,000 pounds,

bison's are incredibly agile and can run at speeds of up to 35 to 40 miles per hour. They are faster than most horses and can sprint over long distance. Which means they cruise at about 20 then, probably. That's why I said you, hey, that's a wild animal. He's used to things like mountain lions chasing him. He messed up. Indians on horseback chasing. You don't messed up.

Now, that one ain't ever seen an Indian. That bison ain't ever seen no Indian. Well, he may not. I'll put them. No, they wiped them out. Hey, there's plenty of them that now. We've done that. I just like pictures of Mr. Carl.

He looks like he'd fit in with us. He should have had that shirt on. Hey, get him on, yeah, get him on the line. How we roll. Hey, here's one for you. Look, here's one for you. He did not roll. He bounced.

Lusiana, Louisiana used to have bison, elk, all of that. Oh, yeah. I read Lewis and Clark's report on Louisiana. Oh, no. Yeah. All of that was here. Hey, think of this. Five million bison.

Uh-huh. Truth is a habit. They would shake. You would think there was an earthquake going on. Oh, I bet. When they run by. I'm serious. It was just, it was just, it would shake the ground.

The tongue. Regulations require visitors to keep their distance from Bison, giving them at least 75 feet of breathing. I think Carl was at least 100. I think we got to change his regulations. I thought he was in his 80s. No, I'm saying he was 100 feet from it. Yeah, I know.

Carl was. Hey, but you looked at what that bull was doing. He's rolling on the ground, kicking up the dust. Yeah. Then he got up from that and running. to pick up, chase the pickup away. No, hey, it's the rut zone. Look at that, Carl.

Do you think Carl makes that his Christmas car? That's eight foot in the air. I mean, the picture's everywhere. If you're driving down the road, just imagine a 65-year-old man, eight foot in the air above a bison with his foot three-foot out of his head. And his suspenders. Hey, that old boy right there weighs all 250, maybe 275. Who, Big Carl?

And about six-four. Carl is not. Oh, hey. That boy, is six-foot-four or two of, two-sademy. You know the difference. How do you know how all Mr. Carl is? Because I got eyeballs and I got common sense. Hey.

An old boy, an old boy is six-foot something. Where's Mr. Time out. Where's Mr. Carl from? Washington. State? Uh-huh. Never mind.

Yeah. What? Carl. Big Carl. There's a chance you listen to this. have in the past. We got a chair for you. We do have a chair.

It's going to be, we don't have a budget. Hey, first question I've asked. But we got a chair. All right. Size's got one that we can roll you in here if you want to come before your legs heel. That's right.

I got a wheelchair. You can help. Borrow. He can throw a rock a mile, but he keeps a wheelchair on standby. Right. Along with oxygen. That's right. That he just wears and doesn't really use.

Let me figure out. What if he's, I got to figure out if he's from the good part of Washington. Eastern Yeah, I mean, we all know That bison was just in the middle of those tents Yeah, just chilling Oh, and you know what he thought?

That's his area But you want to know why? Yeah, because he's as bad as staying there Because it was And Carl was a trick Way and in, it's this corner over here 200,000, 220 pounds They took Carl to Bozeman

But he is He's a bozai It does feel like he's going to make a full recovery From everything I've read Oh no, no boy, he's tough as a tough old coat What's going to happen to the bison? I can't believe he's nothing Okay

Probably nothing That says nothing Well, I think I tell you probably nothing Because one of the guys on Fox News said, well Hey, what it looked like me was The Buffalo was being a Buffalo And I said, there you go Yeah, watch out he's being a Buffalo

That's right. Watch out. That's Buffalo and hey, he may turn a Buffalo on you. If you can ride a Buffalo, you turn into the immediate coolest person in the world. What's your name, Robles? What was the guy that wrote to Buffalo? The guy on the Buffalo. Buffalo Bill. No. That's a guy on a Buffalo.

Make you a gun on a stuff. Can't roller skating the Buffalo heard. I can't even remember my name in the movie now, but hey. Buffalo Rider, which is not as good as the YouTube series, guy on a buffalo. No, this guy was a, no. He was also one that would lie a cigar. He was by sticking his face in the fire.

By Jamo and the possible. Hold on aside. I know you're talking about Mongo. Yeah, Mongo. Mongo had that. That's what he wrote, was a Buffalo. Mongo rode a buffalo. And if you give him a cigar, hey, he'd put the cigar in the mouth

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So we're watching a guy with a slingshot. It looked like, I thought I said a stick. Do you hear that? that thing pop. I think I saw a stick. He got a stick on it too. He threw it, 26 whole meters. Yeah, and he hit the target.

Yeah, I mean, that's very impressive. But listen to the pop. Oh. Dang. That sucker slinging that thing when it pops like that. That would put a dent in Goliath's head. Yeah. Primal slinging.

Well, I'm telling you. It's a full page on Facebook. A good slingshot and then somebody that's in good shape. No way. Yeah. I feel I may not could do it, but I guarantee somebody that gets in good shape. Okay.

You'll probably throw it two or three miles. Yeah, look at my man. There's somebody doing everything on the internet. Say, this man is on the internet just making videos of slingshots. But the primal sling, not the new fancy one with surgical two. Look, and he ain't doing it but one sign. Oh, 165 miles per hour is his what he throws. He's got a video of it right here.

How long would that take to go three miles? It wouldn't stop. How far would it go though? Because you could do the math. We already did. You know what speed that right? When Martin wasn't here, we did the math with John Luke and. Jacob.

How fast you got to throw it to get three miles out of it? That girl messaged us on Instagram told us. Remember what's her name? I wouldn't hear. She messaged you too. Did she? I don't remember seeing that. That boy was good with that thing because, hey, he's just hitting like a bottle.

Ain't that something? Prime or Slingin. Hey, he had a bottle hanging on a string and busted it. We need a special guest with Primuslingin too. Yeah, Haley. No, Haley is the one that told us about stickball. Cy, stickball has his live stream, the championships. Yeah, we can watch it.

Oh, no, no. On YouTube. Is this Mississippi? Stickball. Longville. Hmm? Yeah. I went to one in the...

No, we know. We know. We know. We know. And Haley... This was a follow-up to that. Haley just wanted to let us know that the World Series stickball tournament just started in Mississippi. Oh, that's it.

She sent us the Choctaw Indian Fair. That's it. Dot com schedule and the YouTube page so you can live stream it. That's crazy that they would take on the World Cup. I don't think the ratings are going to quite be there. Well, hey, now, I'm on tape. Hey, hey. There's a lot of talent.

There's a lot of talent in the Choctaw Nation. Yep. Okay, because this is for everybody that wants to be involved in it. So you should have brought your drum. You need to bring that to one of the podcasts. That's what we need. It's more noise making. No, it's the coolest thing.

He's got drums right there. No, no, this one was made for them. No, no, look, what's amazing about that? You enjoy looking at it. No, hey, everything, everything in it is handmade. Except, you know, he kills a deer, kills a deer, turns to hide, all that. But the wood in it is from a tree, special tree that he,

here's the woodpecker, knock it on, it's a big deal. The legacy, no, no, yeah, the legacy behind it. Yeah, the legacy behind it is really neat. okay because they got a lot of stuff like when a young man becomes a warrior he's got to do certain things involves the beach or shooting flies with a shotgun I will not be a warrior no you're going to be a gatherer you're going to have to go chase him cranberries down

you'll be picking berries hey what are you laughing at over shut up hunter You got a salt bath. Hunter just roasted you with that laugh. Hunter gave a little girl, like you laugh like a girl. No, no. I was just having good fun and Hunter went for serious with it.

He almost pointed it. There's a sad part of this. We could have learned so much from the Indian. And we just the one? Juanto. And we didn't. Because, you know, their lifestyle, you got to, their lifestyle was cool and it was good for everybody. It was good for the animals that they hunted all because they never overhunted them because they was always on the move, you know.

But they could take anything from the wild, from what was created. And they didn't waste nothing. So what's this man? Well, they killed like a buffalo. They used everything on that buffalo. Do you think any of them ever got? Carl. Oh, yeah.

Oh, no, they got, hey, no, they only got, they got dead. Hey, what's your poor Carl's now just. He's a verb. You got Carl. If you ever get thrown in the air by an animal in your feet are above your head, you just got Mr. Carl. Oh, run over. I'm just saying this, if Carl's Jr.,

doesn't use him for the advertisement for a bison burger. Yeah. They've really missed out. That's right. Yeah. I've never had Carl's Jr. I haven't either, nor do I plan on it. But I'm just saying, name Carl, bison burger.

It's all the rage places like Arby's are doing. Also, I do feel like we need to say like everything we've read up to this point is that Carl's doing good. And he laughed about it so we can laugh about it. What would Carl's Indian name be, Cy? Sir Fly an air. Flips with bison. breaks both

an Indian will come up with a good name for it yeah we don't well let's ask I've got a friend now that works for the where does Hayley work hold on I've lost make sure she ain't may work for the chief well say that that's one thing like if you are encounter a grizzly bear

the one thing they tell you you do not want to do Smack it Just run Yeah, I'm serious The one thing You will not If you do it You're dead

Are you convinced Let me tell you something If I encounter A grizzly bear I'm already dead I've seen the revenant He lives I'm telling you

I've seen Jeremiah Johnson Hey a grizzly bear A grizzly bear is That buffalo No I understand No way The only thing I'm doing Is getting

A grizzly bear's fire some that buffalo. The only thing I'm doing when I run into a grisly bear is if I don't have my Bible, I'm getting my phone out and I'm turning to Romans. Hey, I'll run him off. I'm going to make sure I get that prayer just right. Well, no, no, I'll run him off. Just to make sure one more makes your shot before he jumps on top of me. Hey, the first thing I'm going to do, if I run up on one is I'm going to fill my underwear full of crap. Okay, so hey, he's going to, he's going to have to like the smell to stay around me. I mean, I ain't trying to...

No, use it like a slingshot, sir. No, I am. You may... It's gonna be automatic. I'm gonna crap all over myself. I'm sure we had a whole episode on how to survive a back attack. To use a term that I now know that I didn't know before yesterday. Tird slinger.

I don't even think that I'll fill my underwear full of crap. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have an aortic dissection, which is what happened to Mr. Graham. And that part of my heart is just going to explode. Just going to blow up. Yeah. And then I'm done. Yeah. then he can eat a dead guy.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, I mean, I don't know. I'm somewhere in between all that. I don't know. I'm like, I'm like, Boris Gump. I'm going to be running. No.

Did you look up what a grizzly bear runs? Exact same as Bison, 35 to 45. That's what I'm telling you is this. I thought you. There's no reason to run from a grizzly bear because the last thing you want to do is die tired. Yeah.

Just lay down and take it. Yeah, lay down to tell me. I'll give up. Yeah. Don't die. tired. Just. Okay.

Okay, you got me. Like, if you got a sidearm, use it on yourself. Like, don't. Good gracious. Well, I don't want to watch my guts get eating out. Like, I don't want to be just alive enough to watch my intestine to get pulled. Hey, if you've never seen a stuffed grizzly bear. Oh, I have.

I have. I've seen a real one. In Alaska. Okay, because I sit very close to a polar bear. You don't understand if you look at their, St. Louis. There are pauls, and then look at the claws as they've got on that paw.

They can hit a full-grown elk bull and break his neck. Yeah. Just pow! Again. Yeah, pow! And a polar bear better than that. Don't die tired. Hey, yeah.

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I'd love to talk to him. He's got to look about him. Very Duck Dynasty-esque look about him. He looks like one of us. That's for sure. I mean, you know going in that it's possible that, I mean, you may get mauled, right? What? I mean, run over by the bison if you're messing that close to him.

He wasn't messing with him. He's too close to him. The bison came to him. He did not go to the bison. He's there. I mean, he's right there where the bison live. I mean, I'll walk out. He's from the cool part of Washington.

I walk outside my house every night. Deer live there. I mean, I don't expect one of them to come maul me. A deer is not going to do that. Oh, until it does. You know how fast a deer can run? And if he decides to put them horns through you, you go on. I'm not going to be messing with deer like that.

Well, he wasn't messing with, I don't think. He wasn't at home on his couch, was he? I don't think he did anything wrong. He was in the middle of a campground. There was hundreds of people there. He did one thing wrong. Well, he got away from that tree. Well, no, no.

Stay hidden. Not only that. I'd have been playing ring around the rosy with that. He was. Not only that. Mr. Carl gasped out. The bison didn't. No, you got to pick a tree.

He was running around the whole grove of trees. You got to get one. Here's the deal. They tell you, okay, okay. Look, Buffalo are in the rut. Right now? Don't get. Don't even get in their area

He had a look about him anyway Oh no I didn't want to get close to him He was hostile in his mind When they walked up there Is it the bison? Show the clip again Hold on hold on

But just so we're clear Here is a photo That Mr. Carl took Earlier that day Like Oh my man living there Where is he Like this is just a

This is a normal place For people to be And the Buffalo walked into it It would be the same as if a Tyrannosaurus Rex walked into it. They were not expecting the Buffalo to just walk in. Yeah. And then the Buffalo got pissed and picked a fight. He walked in until it was violent.

Hey, as soon as they walked, he walked in, they should have walked way away. Yep. They should have left that area, I'll tell you. Yep. Well, yeah, obviously. Because, hey, they've been told the animals are in this stage of what they do. You don't want to get in between him and a female. Is it the bison rut?

Yeah. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here's the truth. Are you ready? Yep. They were about 100 yards away. He wasn't aggressive.

They were taking some pictures and they decided to move on. And a truck drove by and honked. And that's when the bison started going and flipping and flopping. And then they were like, oh, what do we do? And next thing they know, here he comes. I told you, they tore it down. I understand why he chocked. charge the pickup truck.

Is he honked the horn? Yeah, he honked the horn. Well, hey, he's been challenged. No, no, I'm serious. I'm serious. When he heard the noise. He's been challenged. He thought it was a large goose.

Well, no, no. Large white Canadian goose. It may have scared him. I'm the American bison. You don't mess with stuff in the while. You know, because that's one thing I tell you. Don't ever get between a bear. mama and her cubs.

I don't even want to get a round of bear. All right, here we go. We do got to give Mr. He broke his femur in four places. Oh, that's the big one. Well, no, no, I can't believe they didn't get him on the horn. But he has had surgery, and he's already standing up. I can't believe he did get the horn in it.

Because he's threw him with his head. He could have been killed. You mess with the bull. Oh, no. Right. Mr. Carl, when you were better, we'd love to have you. How do you break your femur in four places? I'll tell you how.

You're 65 years old and a 2,000 pound cow throws you up in the air. Eight foot high. For a four and a half flip. Yeah. One broken part of the femur for every flip. Ugh. It's just a little bone. It's hard to imagine.

I mean, it's a big bone, but it's a short bone. It's your strongest bone. I know. That's what I'm saying. How do you break it four times? That's wild. He should have been on Centrum Silver. Hey, with the speed that thing can go,

you know, 100 yards, 100 yards ain't enough. You need to increase that to about 500. You just don't mess with wildlife, okay? I don't mess. You get hurt. Nope. Hey, that's why I ask four riders.

The only time I get that close to something like that, I got a weapon. Well, no, no. That's it. That's me. I ain't, I don't mess with them. Well, but again, when all this started happening, it seemed harmless enough.

He should have thought, I don't know here. I'm with Si, I'm out of there. You're stupid enough to hang around. You're fixed to get hurt. Well, yeah. The real question is, what happened to the person in the Dolphins, Jersey? Because they got out of there and left Carl out of dry. It's always important.

Y'all say you need a weapon. I just need to be with Philip. Yeah, he didn't have to, he didn't have to outrun the bison. I just got to know. He's at the slowest. You got to beat one. No, no, you wouldn't be,

you wouldn't outrun me, Jay. He ain't, we got one thing to do. Your legs are too short. Outrun Philip. Nope. The math don't work, Philip.

You're in trouble. I could have said side, and I chose you, buddy. Yeah, well, you wouldn't win. We could bring Rucker along. Well, sigh would have never been out of something with a cab. Rucker would be ready to fight the. I don't know.

No, the only thing I was... We could all just walk away. There's what I'd have done to say. You done me that way? I'd step aside and killed him, hit him right back there. Oh, boy. No. I'd just take Johnny D's Rolex off and drop it on the ground.

I'd have to have my fist. Then I'm gone. Thank you, Hunter. From that buffalo's forest. Oh, the only thing you'd have done has been preaching one of our funerals because you don't go anywhere without us, and we would have stepped in front of him for you and just got got. You know?

I'd have pushed you on your chair on our house. to weigh in. Robertson was saved by an unknown person. Yeah. I found Mr. Carl's... DiRoberts and one other were injured. Unknown.

I found Mr. Carl's personal Facebook. Oh. He's awesome. Is he? He looks awesome. He's a good granddad. He's always on vacation with his grandkids to cool place. Oh, so that was his granddaughter or something?

Probably. In that picture, I just looked at there, I was correct when I was. correct when I said he's about 6-4 and weighs about 2.75. You don't look that big. How can you say the man's 6-4 when he's, all it is is he's holding a baby? Yep. So you nailed it. Hey, show of the one in a cowboy hat.

Boy, I was 6-4 and I guarantee he weighs 275. So I used to work at the circus. He knows this kind of stuff. Hey. Oh, man. I don't know. I don't know either. But I like a good beard and suspenders combo.

I do like some suspenders. I think we need to back. Hey, $250, $2.30. How far off am I? Me? Yeah. I'm $2-222. Okay, $220?

$2.30 off, okay. I'm $2.65, pal. $265? I was way off on you, you, dog. Yeah. But I appreciate it. He thought you were smaller than McMillan, even though you're a foot taller. Right.

I carry it better than Philip, you know. They've got some muscles on him. Hey, tell what? Hey, yeah, do you remember? When we did the arm wrestling and I slammed you down, you was like, Oh, yeah, that's a day. You're off your weight then. Huh?

You don't weigh that much when you duck on it, right? Uh-huh. Really? No, but he's lost a lot of weight. I've been less than 260 one time in my life, and it's when I got out of the hospital for that virus. Oh. I stay right around 265 now.

I used to stay up around 315. Now I stay about 265. I'm doing 50 pushups a day right now. I'm on day two. Oh, okay. 50 pushups a day. We're going to see what we look like in four weeks. It's shredded.

No? Just trying to be a guy that can shove kids and move with children. That's what I'm doing. I got to where I was getting out of breath playing with the kids. It was like, all right, time to change that. Dial that one back in. I'm to change that. I got a little soft.

But it happens. Soft around the waist region. It happens. But I'm back now. I'm good. I got to lose like five, ten more pounds. I did take on some of them Tennessee. Seahills walking and jogging.

Nah, I ain't meant for that. I'm a flatlander, son. Side, did you see a fly? We need some more salt. We need more salt. Put one of my almonds in there. Then shoot it this way. Uh-oh.

Hunter's getting more ammo. Uh-oh. So we got plenty of salt. We just don't have our, we lost a gun. Yeah, who stole our gun, Hunter? None of us work here? No, it's got plenty of salt.

Hey, next time y'all have one of them big company meetings here, remember the toilet seat presentation. I did do one for the salt gun. Stand up and say something in front of everybody. I know that's your strong suit. Hey, everybody. Hey, tell you's a whole bunch. Car shopping this civic holiday weekend,

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Saturday or Civic Holiday Monday 9 to 5 for the best time to shop this summer. Can I share some news? Are you pregnant? No, no one's pregnant. Hunter's pregnant? Hunter's pregnant? Somebody clip that. That was the joke. You're a guy so you can't be. Arnold Schwarzenegger did it. I didn't mean to go too far down that road. A moving my girlfriend from North Carolina next weekend. Oh, where are you moving her to? Here. Oh, okay. Oh.

There. Any thoughts, Si? Wow, that's serious. Uh-huh. Cy, how serious is Hunter with his girlfriend? They're moving. She's moving. He's moving her here.

There you go. Si, did we need to? Hey, he went from long distance love to closer. What? There you go, Hunter. That's right, Sae. That's... You want to talk about relationship advice.

So, Hunter, she's moving back here. I got a question for you. Do we need to get Si to make sure he's ordained? Is Sai going to do your wedding, Hunter? I don't... Because to do premarital counseling with Sai, I'd love to listen. I'm cool with any of y'all doing our wedding. But you could have dogs rolling.

I'm in, dogs... Hold on, sir. Yeah. Hunter, that's neat. But more important. Importantly, you got a hot dog roller? Yeah. Influencer.

Boom. I influenced that. You've sold two of them. I've sold, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Have you used it? Yeah. Was it amazing? No, no, I told Martin.

I must have done something wrong. I remember the one that I got out of the hill station. It was good. He didn't like these. These ones were good. I mean, he only ate four of them. I only ate four. I had six on the three.

But did you cook them down too long? Or did you cook them too short? I may have because I like to tell you, it went from a big, big hot dog to a 20 Eastwood cigar. How long were those dogs rolling? And that wasn't for about two hours. What temperature did, there's a warm and there's a cook? Oh, no, no, I had it on a half a turn. It's off.

That sucker was on 350 degrees for 20 degrees for two. two hours. You ever? Oh, it ain't that high? It is. Yeah, the 350 is like right there. It's not far up. Yeah, you got, you got, you went and took it a side map.

Hey, that may be a what. It's got numbers on it, though. If he's turned. Yeah. Yeah, 350. It went from here to here. And it lit that thing on fire is what it did. Yeah, you made.

Well, I had six of them on there. Man, you ate four of them. I know. Do you put chili on them? Or just catch up in mustard. I cannot wait. Boston and onions. We need to do like a hot dog bar.

Well, hey, we pretty. I did them for when you had that puppy in here. I brought my hot dog roller to the beach just because it was America tradition. And then Belgium sent us home, even though we were home. You got a special hot dog you put on it? Yes, I do. Do you want to know the number one hot dog to put on it? Yeah, what do you put up?

You got to go to Sam's. You got to find the Franks and a race. The red package. Not the blue package. Those are regular. I'm pretty sure it's the red package. And it says, as served in our cafe. So it's the Sam's Cafe dog.

Red package? You keep on. You're going to call in Clay McConnell. He's a big fan of a $1 Sam hot dog. I charge two at my house. $2? $2 a piece. $2?

So good. No, that's a good dog. But, yeah, I was kind of afraid this thing was going to end in the summer. And it was going to be a summer we all remember. membered for hot dog rollers and parties? Nah. I just realized the first fall Saturday. Football?

Football. Praise God. I'm going to have dogs rolling and a pot of chili simmering. Yes, sir. Amen. What kind of chili are you? You're making homemade? Homemade.

Yeah, he makes lucky charms, chili. You got to cut up some. You'll get in there and find a piece of rib eye. You'll find some trite-tails perfect marbled beef inside my chili. Lucky charms, Chilley. You just got to go quick because he'll cherry pick it on you. Oh, yeah. Then you just left with chili.

I don't have the money to do the filet mignon like Willie does. I've tried it twice and then realized like $90 chili. Oh, that makes a difference. Yeah. Yeah, it makes a difference. When I was in college, I was a big fan of the wolf. Chili snob. I was always a hormel guy.

Harmel, yeah. Over wolf. When the Saints won the Super Bowl, I also like to throw parties. There's nothing like watching sports and feeding. and all your friends. They just, they have a good time and you feel good because you fed them all. I would take two blocks of Velvita

and two things, a wolf chili with no beans and put that sucker in a crock pot, and they thought I was a gourmet chef. A little roattail or not? Oh, yeah, a little roattel. Yeah. Back then we didn't really like vegetables. Yeah.

I'm in. Dogs rolling. Sye got a hot dog. So I'm going to bring those hot dogs he's talking about. Oh, no, no. I got to make sure it's the red package. We'll play poker. Pogar night.

In August, we're going to do that. Because you got, you got, you got three things. First four rollers. Then the other one is the other two. And then the bun heater. Okay, there it is. That is the ones you want. Sam's Cafe, Beef Franks.

Quarter pound beef. Got it. Got it. Quarter pound dog. Wait, how many of those? That's a 12. It's a 12 pack. That's not bad.

Why do they come in 12 packs, but the bunch are only eight? Which is stupid. Is a hot dog a sandwich or a taco? Who cares? It's good. Thank you. That's the answer to your question. I think there's a bit on it.

Also, I think later we need to discuss, we're running out of time. Yeah. But if we didn't do any emails today, but if you, happen to know if you're a dermatologist, I think big sunscreen's trying to kill us all now. It's my new conspiracy theory I'm in on. So if you know anything about big sunscreen, please email hello at dot callroom.com.

I would like to discuss it. Do you believe in sunscreen? I don't know enough about it. Well, no, no, no. Or does it? Well, no, no. Does it keep you using big sunscreen sunscreen? Yeah, no, my doctors have said for me to use sunscreen.

I don't know anymore. I do. I go fishing and I put it on. I don't get burnt. I go fishing, I don't put it on, I get burnt. Now,

see, big sunscreen's got you a slave. And sign needs sunscreen because it's all in the life. So I should just get burnt the first time and call it good? Yep. Man,

seems like a way to get melanoma. That's what my question is. It doesn't help or harmful. Big sunscreen. Well, they got it now where they've, they've had to go through there and clean all that stuff up.

No more benzene and all that stuff. So, which benzene, you know, I remember from organic chemistry, you didn't ever be around it a whole lot. Oh.

But that's what I always wondered because I put it on down there in the Obamas. Yeah, you were there. And I got burnt alive. Yeah, he did. And I had it on where you. I ain't ever been that close to the sun. Hey, my legs will wipe that equator gets closer. My man laid on a beam bag on a boat for two hours and said, that should work.

Hey, and it should have closed. I didn't even rub it in. My whole legs were white, solid white, and it wasn't from being just, not one's, you know, sun. Boy, that was. I had the dad-goble crap all over me. I had my polarized glasses, oh, you know, polarized glasses. You can see sunburn on people before it shows itself.

And when I look down in his legs on that boat, I said, uh-oh. I'm going to send you that picture. I said, oh, oh. Hey, I burn it up. Buddy is bad. This is one of the worst things I ever seen But one of the best things I ever seen I just sent you a picture of one happy lady

She put in a request for something Oh, heck yeah, you sit in a letter of night Can we see? Look at that woman right there What was the request? Can you tell? Huh? Can you tell on the plate what it is?

That's frog legs, boys. Oh. Kay wanted some frog legs. Oh, so who got them for? You? I captured the frogs. I took them to Jace. Oh.

And Jace cleaned them and cooked them for them. Okay. That was nice of both of you y'all. Yeah. Jay said, I gave you credit. I said, I don't want credit. I just want a picture of her eating them.

He said, done. That's what he said me. Well, that was very nice of both of you. Eating them frog lab. Oh, heck yeah. I said, hey,

whatever she wants, why I'll tell me, I'll go get it for. Like, I don't care. As long as you'll clean them, I'll do that. Yeah.

I went to Jason's house at the other night, and we swine. off the ice chest, moved on. That's a good deal there if he's cleaning them. Oh, yeah, I hate cleaning. Oh, I'll fix that. I don't care nothing. There's two things I love to eat that I hate to clean.

That's why I don't want to care nothing about them. Bullfrogs. I hate cleaning bullfrogs, and I hate cleaning squirrels. That's nice to you. But cleaning bullfrogs did give us the greatest Duck Dynasty clip of all time. Oh, yeah. We'll just say they live on love. Not really, you'll starve to death.

that's one Phil touched the frog's butt and said Miss Kaye gonna be happy, happy, happy, happy. Yeah, I watched that the other night and I was in. He patted that frog's butt. Miss Kaye going to be happy, happy, happy. Talking to Cole, hey, get you a homely looking woman too. She ain't got to be pretty. I decided, I decided,

now that my boys are on their way to becoming men, 12 and 10, it's about time to start having conversations, I'm just going to play old clips of Phil Robertson. Yeah, bring masculinity. unity back, baby. Yeah. He'll teach you better than me, son. Here you go.

Watch this. Making sure a woman that can cook. See this on that crawfish? This is ding dong. Hey, hey. He goes up here. Hey, hey. All right.

What he gave it to that? I'm telling you. It is actually Duck Dynasty episode one, season one. Him talking to Cole is one of the greatest. Season one. two were like peak entertainment for one of the greatest clips of how to talk to an 11 to 13 year old boy

on becoming a man he literally said hey don't need to be a pretty woman can't trust a pretty woman to cook yeah you're gonna live with this woman your entire life for 50 years and not even know can she make dinner I'm out anyway verse of the day

because Phil Robertson would want you to hear this too Philippians 2 9 through 11 God exalted him to the highest place and gave him the name that is above every other name that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow in heaven and on earth and under the earth and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord

to the glory of God the Father that's as simple as it gets right there Jesus is Lord he is king hope y'all have a great week and Mr. Carl I hope your leg feels better and come see you and come see you we'll see you next time right here

Watch out, Carl!