Duck Call Room - Mountain Man’s Ex Took His Facebook Page Hostage!
Episode Date: August 13, 2026Martin drops the goods on Mountain Man’s dramatic Facebook feud with his ex-wife, prompting Uncle Si to invite the longtime ‘Duck Dynasty’ favorite onto the show to tell the whole story. Godwin ...plays with fire while burning storm debris and nearly pays the price! John-David goes deeper with the powerful testimony of a listener who reached out from a dark place and found hope after making one life-saving phone call. The boys offer encouragement and practical advice for anyone struggling, reminding them they’re loved and worth fighting for. Duck Call Room episode #578 is sponsored by: https://ethos.com/DUCK — Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes. Application times & rates may vary. https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE AG1 Pro Yeti Shaker in your AG1 Pro Welcome Kit. http://ponchooutdoors.com/DUCK — Get $10 off your first order and free shipping! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Oh, I had a fire today.
You had a what?
I had a fire today.
You had a far?
Yeah, burn.
Well, all them limbs that fell from the ice storm.
Mm-hmm.
Just now burning them?
This August.
Well, it's been raining.
I mean, not raining, but the wind's been blowing.
The wind's been blowing.
The woods got to dry out.
Wind's been blowing.
I've been busy.
I've been off.
So, but it was so big.
I was kind of scared to burn it.
Because it was right beside my shop, you know.
Well, that's metal.
Pretty close.
But she shop's a medal.
I know.
But it was close.
Still.
Oh, you like to burn it down.
And there was some big logs.
They filed up there.
And I said, well, I'm just going to go for her.
I led her today.
Did you?
I got me a water hose, water down all around it.
Did you get you a lawn chair?
Do you sit there and watch a ball?
No, I got a rocker on the porch of my shop.
I sat in that rock.
But let me tell you what you don't.
don't do you don't go wear a shirt with a big giant logo and get up close to that fire raking
and stuff because that logo will get hot really and you can't get away from it because you're wearing
it what logo did you have on that cornfield fishing gear logo I mean it was big it's covered my
whole front of my shirt that cornfield done got hot I said who he was getting hosty he said burn that
I mean, I was trying to rake, you know, the ends it burned,
and you rake the ends in there.
Oh, yeah.
And that sucker got hot, and I backed up so it'd cool off, but it wouldn't cool off.
It was still hot.
I couldn't get away from it.
I still hot.
I had to take it off.
Well, that was rough.
That was that, yeah.
Well, and the good news is it's nice and cool out there today, too.
Oh, yeah.
It's cool.
It's hot here, buddy.
My face of die, it ain't cool.
It ain't that hot.
It ain't that high.
Come on.
Hey, the wind wasn't blowing this morning.
I think I should have been fishing.
Yeah.
But I'll take this over ice any day.
Yeah, I bet there's a lot of people that think.
Yeah.
Especially with what I was burning.
Yeah.
You'd much rather the fire department.
I see.
I see what you did.
When it's hot and there's ice is when in the whole town.
Fire and ice, that's a good color of a fishing worm.
Culprick used to make it in a ribbon tail.
Fire and ice.
I caught a lot of bass off that thing.
See, what's your problem?
What?
Used to.
Oh, people still buying it?
Yeah.
I can't buy it no more.
I feel like a nice culprit worm's still a thing, man.
Seven inch ribbon tail?
Seven and a half inch ribbon tail.
Five 99.
Oh, they've gotten expensive, man.
Inflation, man.
Inflation.
Those things used to be $2 a pack.
Well.
That's crazy.
That was 10 in there, too.
They had a bunch of them.
They probably, they probably, they probably, they probably, they probably $6 a pack,
and there's eight of them in there now.
I don't know.
I don't know how he's in there.
I'm going to find out for you right now.
Oh, look, he's looking.
Fire.
I'm on that other.
No, there's 18 in the pack.
Y'all still sell tequila sun.
Hey, you've made 20.
Yeah.
I just remember it like all them old colors.
You don't ever hear them no more.
Tequila sunrise, red shad.
I had a guy called me the other day looking for fire and ice and an eight inch.
I said, well, there's a seven and a half inch.
He goes, I don't think that's going to work.
Not enough.
That half inch matters, son.
Fisherman.
Yeah.
I hear you tell you.
Yeah.
End up over like size sausages.
By the way, Russ, thank you for sending size some brought worse.
He's got them.
Hey, is Russ a professional chef?
Yeah.
I need to know more about Russ.
Big Daddy?
Yeah.
We now follow each other on the ground.
Oh, yeah.
I'm starting to learn about him.
Yeah, but he's a...
Can he cook?
Oh, yeah.
He hearted my photo of Big Dave's plate the other night.
Yeah, Russ.
And that made me feel proud because he's a professional chef.
Russ, yeah, his stuff looks fancy, man.
And tastes good.
Like, I don't...
And he cooks.
So he's like the dinner chef for us when we...
We do the 4th of July thing up in Tennessee.
He cooks dinner.
I cook breakfast,
and then everybody kind of fends for themselves for lunch,
which is where the hot dog roller came in.
Because we were like,
you know what would be easy?
Well, he just put it on in the morning and then come back in either.
Just have dogs rolling all day.
Hashtag dogs rolling.
Because everybody there come from different times on,
so lunch feels different for everybody.
So you just have dogs rolling.
Dogs rolling.
And you're good to go.
We've got to get a dogs rolling sponsor.
We need to have some dogs rolling up in here.
here. Is that on your plan?
Protein. I can have protein. He has protein.
Buddy, I don't want to be the bear of bad news. I don't know if you've read the back of a hot dog
package. There ain't a lot of protein in there.
Oh, but taste a little bit of sugar. Meat.
It's meat. It's meat. It is meat. It's some form of meat.
And it's not going on. I can't have the bread, but.
Hey, you know what I did today? What did you do?
I got a new driver's license and the lady asked if I was still six to, which I felt
should be obvious.
That doesn't really change.
And then she said, do you still wait 2.30?
And I was like, actually, ma'am, I do not.
No.
Which is always a fun day whenever you're trying to lose weight
and you get past whatever you lied about on your driver's license the first time
because you were probably above that anyway.
But I went with a real safe number today.
That way, if I gain a little I'm good, if I lose a little I'm good.
Yeah, grace of mercy.
I don't want to go down to, like, say what I want to be because then I got work real hard.
Yeah.
Or just let the whole world.
How much lighter are you than your driver's license?
I don't know.
I ain't looked.
What's your driver's license today?
Probably, I'm 30.
No chance he got his driver's license today.
He'd been using my phone to call his daughter.
Hold on.
He ain't got a phone at the house.
And your wallets of that?
You're just out here raw dog?
No, my wallet's right.
You're out here just raw dog in life without any essential?
I think my driver's license had 250.
250?
You're below that now.
Oh, yeah.
I'm way below that.
You've been way above that.
It's a good feeling.
It says 250.
There you go.
Two 50.
Well, when you go, you can update it.
It's a good field.
You know what would be fun to do with the DMV, though?
No, I didn't go there.
Where'd you go?
One of them little places.
You get a real ID.
But if they were secretly had you standing on a scale and you didn't know it,
and they're like, how much do you waste, sir?
Well, all you got to do is go.
But then you tell them, and then your real weight just pops up on your license when you get it.
That would be fun.
I was within two.
pounds today so I'm proud of myself. I'm willing to pay a tenth of a cent more tax just so we get
scales at all the last time I don't know I'm just saying the last time I would have had about a 20
pound walk of shame I helped you out I was like two 30 30 30 why not yeah that's that would be fun
yeah that would be a lot of fun that you yeah have you been to a water park like when you get on a plane
you got to tell them you right weight because if you tell them you wrong weight you crash really
As someone who's really not looking forward to an upcoming flight I have.
We went on an excursion.
I used to see word.
We went on an excursion in a small plane.
Oh, in a small plane, yeah.
And the guy said, what do you?
I need to know y'all's weight.
And he looked at the women and said, don't lie or we crash.
Don't lie or we crash.
If you go to the water park, they do the same thing.
But they weigh you.
Do they really?
It was weird.
Water park?
They got a big giant skate.
I'm assuming something to do with mass plus speed.
They charge you by the ounce?
What, they're worried about the water overflowing?
No, I think they're worried about you going too fast and falling off that slide.
Good.
No, you don't want to fall off a slide.
There's nothing like accountability.
Why not?
Because it would hurt.
That'd be a great place for Ph.D.
to advertise as you're going off the side.
That's right.
That's right.
Have a bar code there you can.
When we went to that water park with the kids, I didn't really like it because they'd make you stand on it as a group and then individually.
and they'd look at you.
What do people look like playing?
Well, one time I put my foot on it
while Allison was on it and pressed down a little bit.
Oh.
That was funny.
But, yeah, no, they're checking you.
Really?
It's got to be something with science and math.
I believe in science.
Your boys are about Waterpark age.
No, they're not.
Yeah, they are.
You about to be at the Great Wolf Lodge,
which is basically a moisture cheese.
Hey, I just got them twas and twas and
You just use the word moist.
Life jackets.
Huh?
I just got them twian some life jackets.
Have you put them in the life jackets yet?
They're the most uncomfortable things.
Like the boys this year were able to get the live jackets
where they can actually like move their head around a little bit.
But them little infant ones, when you put them in there, they're like.
Yeah, they're like, ah.
And so hot, like they're just like a little neoprenee body suit.
They got them little port swing.
Yeah.
Hang it from my Bimony top.
Oh, you're going to put them in the swang?
Yeah, they're going to be swangin.
Yeah.
That sounds fun.
Yeah.
Oh, you're talking about fun.
I'm bringing my turtle box.
We're playing swinging going down to Lake with him.
That'd be fine.
That's a real right there.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
I love it.
I got a radio in there.
It's a Bluetooth.
There you go.
The whole Bluetooth radio.
Bluetooth with the Spotify and everything.
I got a fusion.
Do you have a scale?
A scale.
I'm just wondering now, Johnny D.
saying they're weighing people at water parks.
You might have to start weighing your gas before they get on your boat.
You might have to.
There is.
Post Guard regulation.
There is a weight limit on that boat.
It's printed in there.
It's printed on the boat.
How embarrassing.
I know what?
Some people I put on there, I don't move around much in the wind, which is good.
They don't got a lot of balance.
Some of your customers?
He says the boat sits a little lower.
It sits a little lower.
the water than it happens.
In other words, his load's got a little bit heavier.
I wish I had a picture of me and Martin in my kayak that day.
Oh, I bet you it didn't have much freeboard.
No.
It was begging for mercy too, buddy.
I thought I said, I'm about to lose this thing.
Yeah, that kayak said, I quit.
It's a two-seater, but we were pushing the limits.
I've been known to do that.
I think I got a picture.
I was like me in Phil of P-roll.
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What did you do this weekend, old man?
Does it?
Nothing?
Just tea?
No, can I take it back?
I play poker.
Oh, it's your house?
Yeah.
Did y'all have dogs rolling at your poker game?
No, I ain't done that yet.
Oh.
Have you done as well?
No, I went to Mississippi yesterday.
I was, Saturday.
Saturday.
Yeah.
I was in Mississippi, Saturday.
They gave me all kind of jump.
Oh, yeah.
at that sports show.
Yeah.
A bunch of,
uh,
some of sausage and cheese and,
uh,
little dogs and all,
you know,
so,
you know,
smoke you got a bunch of cheese
and dogs up,
you know,
little,
the little bitty ones.
I got to buy one of them
things for the dude can't.
The roller?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You need one.
Hey,
if you'll wait.
You just said he did nothing all week.
If you'll wait,
I bet me and Johnny Dee and
Si would go in and buy you one for your birthday
coming up.
When's your birthday?
September the 6th.
Yeah.
About the time.
this one.
Yeah, don't buy one.
We'll get it.
I thought,
no,
I think I'm going to have the JD come over and cook me a big pan of chili
and then let him roll the dogs.
He ain't coming by himself.
I'm coming on.
Yeah,
we'll have a party.
We'll shoot a whole podcast.
We'll make Josh and Hunter bring all the camera equipment and everything.
Oh, yeah, we'll go out.
I'm in.
And relish and both.
I'm in.
Ooh, I love relish.
Hmm.
Relish is in.
Relish.
How was a crowd, Mississippi?
Yeah.
You just said you did, hold on, he just said he did nothing all weekend and then rattled off a list of all sorts of exciting things.
Hey, that's normal of what I do.
He just put smiles on people faces and loses a bunch of money.
Well, we run 2200 people.
2200.
They took pictures who got autographed.
Really?
2200.
Oh, hey, I bet you there was 10,000 there.
I saw a old Mountain Dog was there too.
Yeah, no, no.
You talked to every time.
I said, where's Mountain Dog?
I looked down there and Mountain Man signed it.
I said, where's an old Mountain Dog?
I said, he's over a furrow somewhere over here.
I said, okay.
Mountain Man still signing off.
He didn't ever come talk to you.
Huh?
No, I didn't see it.
He was in another building, I guess.
I sure was hoping he'd come sit in your lap or something, I guess.
What was it?
Mountain Man has a million followers on Facebook.
Uh-huh.
One million.
He just got his page back, too.
I noticed.
Somebody, like one of his ex-old ladies or something, you know, he had a list
the one that liver punched him stole his Facebook?
I think so.
It was like, I ain't giving you your Facebook page back.
That's where we're at in 2026.
Somebody make your face, I ain't.
He had to get rid of her, though.
You fight the Facebook page over in the divorce, you know.
He took her fishing and she fell in and he grabbed her by the hair and it was a wig.
Well, that's a good idea.
Anytime you're on a first date, you need to push her into water.
Yeah.
that's just that's just safe practices in the year 2026 you don't know what's really there
hmm yeah that's facts wow and you're not just talking about hair yeah
I could see that I could see that oh mountain dog mountain mansworld dot com that is an
interesting cat y'all I ain't seen him him about kabuya that's it I ain't
he's still pedaling at kabuya heaping a slow profile we're gonna have to call old
Mountain Dog get him come back back here. Oh, good Lord. Cabuya ain't cheap. No.
Well, somebody's making it in their garage.
And they're about to. They're proud of Caboia.
Sitting there just stirring the spice. You know how long it takes him to put like
Tony Sassar's label up? No, no. I didn't get talked to him. What did you just say?
I was just kidding. That's mean. We need to have Mountain Dog. Book Mountain Man for your
I'm going to book him for the duck call room somehow.
That doesn't mean set up a merch table.
I had a little girl come up.
She was probably all, what, 12 maybe?
Yeah.
And had curly hair.
I mean, really curly hair.
And I said, hey, come here.
And she'll come around.
I said, hey, you need to shave your head and have them make me a wig.
Y'all, them in them, and her got clown around.
She said, you wouldn't look good in curly hair.
And I said, what are you talking about?
Girl, I look fabulous in curly hair.
Oh, man.
And I, as a crowd, they were dying laughing.
Hmm.
What an interesting.
She said, you won't look good with curly hair.
I said, yeah, I will.
What color was it?
Huh?
Curly.
What color?
What, brunette.
Brunette.
Yeah, I mean, curly.
I don't think you could pull it off.
Red, red.
Oh, no, I would look great with curly hair.
Would you?
Yeah.
I look great with anything.
man I'm pretty he doesn't lack confidence that's it
oh man I didn't know he lost his Facebook yeah it got
I'm telling you it it's like a divorce settlement thing or something she held it
hostage or somebody did we had to ask him about it I don't think y'all got a lot of old
pushers on that thing if you're Facebook that's your Facebook side it's hell by your
ex you might be a redneck there you go yeah that's one I had a flat top
hey I got a question for you sigh what would you do like
Last night I was giving the boys bath.
Brittany was in there in the bathroom,
getting her stuff put up, laundry and everything.
And Whalen looked at her and said,
You can't take this?
No, I need to ask what he would have done.
You can't tell this story on the podcast?
Why not?
Hey, Kim, it was something about this kid.
They can edit it if they want to,
but Whalen looked at Brittany and said,
Mommy, do you have a pop-up tallywacker like mine?
all I would say on that is my house of my house of baby you're going to get honesty he straight
dead he said no my postrates bombing me I told him I've been looking for it for years
oh man I don't like to see in Britney's face can you believe it or not it's probably one of the
few times in her life, she was absolutely silent.
Oh, yeah, I don't know what to say in those moments.
Couldn't say she just looked at me and looked at them and then she just walked out.
And I was like, hey, you got to answer him.
Hey, you're going to answer, woman.
Boy, ask you a question.
Yeah.
He said that's your discussion, dad.
Yeah, got me to thinking about future discussions and I was like, I don't think I'm
cut out.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to have to hire somebody to have that discussion.
We're probably about to have a whole bunch of podcasts with
me with a six and fifth grade boy going in this year.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to have some material boys.
That's good.
We're planning all the speeches out right now.
You schedule them or just planning?
You better.
We're planning them.
You better plan them and then.
Planned.
I'm just waiting for the moment that it makes sense.
Cy, how'd that go with you and Scott?
You know what?
How'd that go with you and Scott?
You know, the birds and the bees.
I'm just curious because we got young men coming of
in all of our lives.
Well.
Did you handle that or you just?
No, it didn't go very well.
I bet you he didn't even talk to him.
Well, he's got four kids, so he figured it out.
Because you went to his mother, okay, and told her something.
Oh.
And she told him, go talk to your father.
Wisdom.
Can't spell wisdom without that side.
Oh, man.
You peep your pestle in your pocket.
That was filled.
Don't be no trouble.
Also.
Keep that thing in your pocket, boys.
Won't be no trouble.
Yeah.
I don't know how to get in a pocket, but.
You remember, I remember last week when I played that video, by the way?
Oh, yeah.
A feel on Duck Dynasty.
I put it on Instagram.
People cracked up because it's hilarious.
Oh.
But Instagram translated it.
You can, like, make Phil German.
You can?
For real?
That's German.
Phil? You want Italian Phil?
Japanese, Phil?
Did they say cucumber?
I have no idea what they said.
Well, I assume they said something about it's okay if she's a little homely, but...
Oh, they did me with that was Spanish.
Oh, I've seen that.
You in Spanish is hysteria.
Yeah, the guy they chose to dub you was great.
He was good at his job.
That was good.
that was hilarious that was that was top tier i guess now though the people that used to dub
people probably don't even have a job anymore no no they just AI that's AI it's AI it all now
call it good we're all gonna lose our jobs oh yeah they're gonna make this podcast
AI ain't gonna sweep it we won't even meet it's true uh yeah yeah i ain't gonna sweep him crickets
out so yeah yeah but this podcast it'll just be this this is this is actually us AI
well there's plenty of hours now that i guess they could just
training. Oh, they could make a fake
us. Do you reckon they? Can we do that?
Wait, and then we don't... Can't do that? No, I just want to do one and see what it
comes up with. And then we'll watch it. I think that would be the first time I've ever watched.
Us reviewing an AI version of the duck call room. I think that would be hilarious.
Hunter for sure knows how to make that. Hunter's not here today.
Well, Hunter's with us... Where is honey? He moved his girlfriend back down here.
His girlfriend is a member of the 71291.
One.
And we'll wait until he gets back.
Huh.
Discussed.
To figure out.
Oh, she left and then he's coming her back.
Yeah.
They were long distance.
Boom around.
Oh, they were long distance.
They're going to live on love.
Living on love.
Figuring it out.
He was asking us a day about marriage.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, we're working a hunter through some things.
Yeah.
Yeah, we need to have a marriage discussion.
See?
We just did.
A marriage.
We needed to hear it.
Counseling.
Counseling, yeah.
Yeah.
I told me I'd have one on the podcast.
That's right.
That's right.
I told him the first thing.
Well, that just fell.
I don't know.
A rubber band that I shot.
Oh.
I thought it was a bug.
I just assumed it was a spider.
I thought it was that bug.
He says, hey, something four-legged critter on my head.
Oh, from last week.
Oh, yeah.
Was that last week?
I thought he's back.
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who got to shoot the bow
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that's how you need to get
Christian yeah yeah yeah
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hey well I understand what he is
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No, he didn't shoot nothing.
Well, the problem is, he, like, really missed that, like, my long, like, shot.
Like, no.
And then they went up for a little.
Like, no offense.
No offense, but if I need something, God, he is not going to be my first call.
No offense.
Well, I'm just trying to think of it.
And he may listen to this now that they hijacked our podcast at one day.
Well, like, they just came in here and, like, got after it and just, like, made a short little like episode.
But don't y'all worry, no cussing this time.
What, they've been talking trash about our podcast?
No, they did it.
No, they didn't talk trash about it.
They did one.
Them kids came in here and, like, did a podcast.
Like, they all came in here and, like, got in here and, like, got on the microphones.
And they, they, like, sat here.
And when they were, like, here, they did, like a podcast.
Apparently, one of the comments is they said, like a lot.
What I heard.
No, no, no, they didn't say a like.
What kind of radiance did it help?
It was all right.
It was all right.
They did a good job.
but like they said like every 7.4 seconds if you do the math oh wow yeah that's like a lot
done what oh that's like a second no that's like a problem i like they didn't want for seven
seconds said the word like like like yeah oh like so they could repeat yourself a lot i think it
well hold on there jack and the boys no no no no no that's right no no no no no no no no no
Oh, I'm sorry.
They said it seven point four times per minute.
Seven times.
Or once every eight seconds.
Okay.
Wow.
That's a bull right there.
Who is that?
The duck boys.
That's who come in here and did it?
Yeah, all the duck boys.
Who is that?
Well, who's all that?
One of them's older me, ain't?
I only know two of the duck boys,
Jacob and Christian.
Who's the other ones?
Will set here.
All of Willie's offspring.
Oh.
My favorite comment.
Okay, the rest of Willie's crew.
My favorite comment was that Will did a great job in my seat, and we both resemble each other.
That is a direct quote in the comments.
That's a direct quote, boy.
It's in our blood.
I can see it.
Yeah.
That Howard blood run deep.
Is it a hair?
I don't know what it is.
Just a hair, boy.
It's that mullet.
If you're driving and don't get the joke, he's adopted in black.
Just rip the band-aid off.
I don't know.
I'm very white.
I'm like,
I don't know.
That was fun.
Hey, Sai, you want to get heavy?
Heavy.
He's always trying to help people.
He's my brother.
He's not.
He did me heavy for years.
It won't work.
He used to be heavy.
No, he means heavy is life.
Do you want to talk about something serious?
Yeah.
You've been kind of wanting to go serious.
Hey, well, let's talk about one thing serious real quick.
before we even, because I know what we're about to talk about,
we will not talk about this after that.
We need some water?
The people, I do need some water, but.
The fine folks of Oregon, I'm looking at you.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
They shot down the bill.
Well, hey, they got more sense
than I gave them credit for.
There you go.
So the fine folks.
Good work, Carl Organ.
There you go.
The fine folks of Oregon said,
not a chance.
Not happening.
Okay.
So, remember when we had,
we had like a therapist
on my friend Emily came on first yeah then we had Dr. Lee then we had Dr. Lee right yeah so after
emily's episode I get a message in my inbox and it said hey I know this is a long shot but I don't
know where to turn right now I listen to all y'all's podcasts and it brightens my day he's in a
very dark place right now and just grasping for anything I feel like my life is falling apart
and nothing is worth it anymore my wife wants to leave me and the only thing
keeping me going in this world as my kids, but I feel like I fail them every day. I guess I'm
really trying to ask for as prayers from you guys, because I know you all know the man, as Uncle
Sai says. I want to know him, but I tried, but I failed miserably. I don't expect a response,
but if you all could just keep me in your prayers, that would mean the world to me. That was in May.
Well, May. May. I did respond. I just said, hey, man, I'll pray for you. Everybody goes through
really tough times.
Well, we put our faith in the Lord.
And then I said, I also don't think it's a coincidence.
You sent this right after an episode about therapy and Christian counseling.
Definitely, you should look into it for yourself.
And if your wife's down, marriage counseling could save your marriage.
So there's the message.
And all that, this is, hey, look, this is belated.
But it's okay to ask for help.
Yep.
Well, wait.
Okay.
Because, hey, if you don't, well, that's,
It's going to stay the way it is.
Well, there's another message coming, Big Daddy.
All right.
So then, you know, we get some of those messages.
I responded to that one.
I've forgotten about it.
All right.
So last week, I got a message from him.
Oh, by the way, his name's Jamie.
I asked if I could share this.
I said, I won't use your name anything.
And he said, no, say my name and say that I'm from West by God, Virginia.
We talked more later.
Take me home.
That was one of my buddies's favorite saying.
and he was from West Virginia.
I can play that.
All right.
Well, here it is.
Here's the big one.
So he, this is last week.
Yeah, last week.
Update.
I'm going to get straight to the point.
I've been battling a gambling problem for many years,
was hiding it for my wife,
which I'm sure is the cause of all my marriage problems,
that I asked for prayers in the last message.
On Thursday, July 16th,
I'd made the decision that I was going to take my own life
because I couldn't take the stress anymore.
Whoa.
Yeah.
That's heavy.
Yeah, we got heavy.
Well, we've made it to be able to end up.
Real quick. Something told me to call a gentleman that I only knew in passing at work a few times.
I told him everything and what I was going to do.
That man drove 44 minutes at 11 p.m. that night to my house.
He showed up, made me confess to my wife and prayed over my entire household.
The next morning, this gentleman's pastor called me, and he saved me.
I sat on my porch and bawled my eyes out for the next 30 minutes and cried tears of joy on and off in the days, two to three days following.
I made whole again and will live my life for our Lord and Savior.
Just wanted to share my testimony.
God bless you and your family.
Please keep me in your prayers.
There you go.
Dude, the hair on my body is standing up, man.
You come close to taking yourself out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank God he made that phone call looking for help.
I'll tell you.
And hey, blessed the man that came, drove that 44 hour or 44 minutes, whatever.
Yeah.
Hey, you know, he was God sent there.
young man.
Yeah.
Always.
Okay, so, hey, look, the Almighty is watching over you.
You know, hey, keep your eyes focused on Jesus.
Don't ever let that thought enter your mind again about harming yourself.
Yeah.
Okay.
You're created in the image of Jesus himself.
Okay.
And that's important.
Hey, from now on, walk together.
Hey, every once I go out in the woods and actually walk,
and talk to your creator.
Well, I do it all the time every year.
But hey, don't harm yourself, man.
Yeah.
That's a big, I mean, that's awesome, man.
Look at God.
That's all the thing you say in time like that.
Look at God.
Oh, hey.
That man was sent.
And I think we can all admit there's times we don't really.
We don't really feel like coming up here and recording this thing,
but you get messages like that and you're like,
what we're doing is worthwhile.
If people have never hit the low that you was talking about you are going through,
they're lying.
Well,
I think it's important to know that the guy that showed up to your house made you confess stuff to your wife.
That's right.
We talk about,
we've already talked about poker on this one.
Yeah.
Me and Martin talk about throwing $10 at the World Cup.
But I make sure Martin knows,
I got people that know how much money I've put into something like that.
And it's about $100.
That's it.
So I can't get in no trouble.
And if I lose it, it's gone.
And so a gambling addiction, man, that's a tough part of it.
Well, and in today's world, it's easy to hide too because you can do it all from your phone.
Yeah.
You don't have to go to a casino anymore.
You can go in there and act like you're taking a dump and you can bet your house on the freaking world series if you want to.
Like, you know.
And it's all rigged anyway.
It sure feels that way now that you see all the odds and everything that happened in
real time.
Very rigged.
It's all the WWE.
Oh, man.
It's, uh, it is interesting.
So yeah, no, good, man.
And that's facts, man.
If you're hiding something from somebody you love, whether it be your wife or your
friends or something, man, it eats at you and it eats at that relationship.
Give God the glory, my man.
He's watching over you.
Well, I think that's why he said, say my name.
Say where I'm from.
Because he wants the accountability.
We talked a little more.
Yep.
Yeah, that's good.
You know, West Bag.
You never know.
He may be able to help other people now that got in the same predicament he was.
That's exactly right.
So he can talk to him.
Yeah.
Where they can understand it's just like somebody that don't have that trouble, you know.
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Yeah, we all, all of our troubles are different.
They all lead to the same place.
And if you keep them to yourself, you may feel like there's only one way out and that way is never, ever.
That's never a good way.
Yeah.
People want you here and people love you.
It will eat you a lot.
live, man.
That's cool, man.
That's awesome.
Jamie, West Virginia,
Mountain Air.
I love it that, hey, it's got a good end to the story, my man.
Yeah.
I'm just glad the country roads brought you home.
Hopefully, you're back right with your wife and your family.
I'm sure they got some stuff to work through.
Oh, yeah.
Which is fair.
Well, hey, ever,
hey, look here.
Everybody does.
Yeah.
They're in a marriage that ever happened that don't have no trouble.
But we do hope and pray for full restoration.
that relationship.
Communication is the key, my man.
Yeah.
And you did that.
You opened your heart and your mind to them.
And they came and take care of you.
And God's watching over you.
I'm telling you.
Yeah.
So, hey.
Walk high with your head high, man.
Oh, he is.
The messages he sent after that were all like,
I'm going at this full board.
I want everybody to know it.
That's fun time, man.
When you see somebody converter.
Oh, hey.
And they turn into,
they turn into Paul for a little while.
That's fine, man.
I mean, it really is.
It's cool.
Oh, no, no.
And if there are anything like the guy that made all this possible,
PR, he just never quit.
That's why when I,
one side,
I said, whoa.
I mean,
I knew it heard,
it came from Si,
but I heard Phil.
Like,
that's why I giggled.
Oh,
that was always one of Phil's moves.
You tell him a story and he goes,
whoa.
So even though it came out of Sy,
I heard Phil say it.
That's why I giggle.
I wouldn't,
so any of y'all in the comments,
say,
during this, no, man, you got to, yeah, I read this message about three or four days ago,
five days ago, yeah, so I already knew what was coming. I went laughing at the situation,
but yeah, when I heard Phil come out of sigh with the, whoa, nope, I said, good.
Well, when Jayne said, hey, you want to get something heavy, I didn't know who it was going to be
that heavy. Yeah, it didn't. Well, that's a heavy thing. And I think we have a podcast that can
psych people out because they never, no one signed up for what we just talked about.
No.
So if you were just trying to get away for the real world for a minute and something like that is going on in your real world, talk to somebody.
Amen.
Well, I got to bring up one thing here.
Yep.
There's nothing more precious than a friend.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
And dude, that guy that drove the 44 minutes to come to you and then make you confess to your wife what you're doing wrong?
That's a good dude there.
That's a true friend.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I bet it didn't feel like it while he was making you confess.
Well, no, yeah.
I mean, no, because I've been, I've been both of those guys.
I've been the guy making somebody do it.
And I've been the guy spilling my guts.
And I remember one of them felt markedly better than the other.
Oh, what you're talking about, Martin?
Yeah.
One of those guys felt way better than the other one did.
I mean, you hadn't always been the perfect husband, had to tell Britney's things.
Oh, God, have mercy.
No, sir.
Oh, yeah, it sucks.
Luckily for me, I have been perfect.
Yeah.
Luck and Allison.
Yeah.
The real winner.
Ain't we all?
Just kidding.
Yeah.
Ain't we all.
Ain't none of us ever hid nothing or, yeah.
I mean, it's just.
In the year 2026 of our Lord, hiding stuff, no.
Yeah.
Not us.
Hitting rock bottom telling your wife something she don't want to hear.
It hurts her feelings.
That's so much.
Hey, I got news for all of us.
Hey, you thank you.
You're hiding it.
You ain't hiding nothing for them almighty.
No.
ain't hiding it.
I ain't hiding it from the one that matters.
That's for sure.
But it will.
Doing that and trying to keep that in does eat away at every relationship in your life.
It doesn't.
And it starts with the relationships that you're closest, your most important relationships.
And then they trickle out from there, right?
Because I've seen people do it.
I mean, it just, it does.
So like confession is good.
Well, that's like three times.
That's why God tells us to confess their sins because.
Well, that's like to.
three things faith hope and love the greatest one is love okay you are without hope and that man that
come to you and made you confess to your wife what you was doing wrong he loved you enough to spend
the time and the effort yeah okay because he thought you was worth it my man as you are and then
it sounds like he got a man of the cloak involved yeah pastor of some sort a preacher and that's just
And that's what people,
I think sometimes we try and fix people on our own
when there's tons of people out there that, like,
way more qualified.
And this is the thing.
Yeah, like,
I ain't real qualified,
but,
I mean,
I can point you to somebody that is.
Well,
no,
that's the key.
I can be a really good yellow pages.
Yeah.
You all remember them?
That's the key.
I may not can help you.
Maybe Google.
But I know the one that can.
Yeah.
Yeah,
I can find you somebody.
Okay.
So I can,
I can,
I can,
point you to someone that will help you get to the one that I'm talking about.
God,
when you ain't ever walked through no rough spot, haven't.
No.
Oh,
B.
C.
Well,
but today he looks so good he could try it through it.
I could run through it.
He'd be one in private dancers.
Now we.
Oh.
Hey.
Dancing on now.
Hey, we went from deep to strip.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're the only podcast.
that could pull that one.
Oh,
yeah.
Just John.
Well,
we got size.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh,
it's,
that's a,
I'm so glad
that dude made that phone call.
Oh,
I'm so glad that boy answered.
It's such a healing
when you do confess.
You know,
trying to hide stuff.
Then you got to lie.
And you got to make
bigger liars to cover your other lies.
And that's one that I can't,
I've never had a gambling problem.
Uh,
So I can't relate to that.
But like, if you have that problem, I'm like, that sounds scary and just about anything.
Yeah.
Because eventually you can't eat.
Can't pay your house note.
Like, once it gets to that point, he never really dove any deeper into it than that.
But that is something like, I know we talk about it on here.
But be careful if you even entertain it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a tough one.
Yeah, you got to have, again, we.
bet on some stuff from time to time.
Most of it is just for pure entertainment
and to give us a reason to watch something that we wouldn't
normally watch. But, yeah,
I've never struggled with gambling at all.
I realize I don't really care for the outright gamble.
That's why I quit playing cards beside it.
It went from a game of math to just an outright gamble.
And I was like, I'm out.
Like, this is not fun anymore.
We need to have a duck call room poker night.
We've taken all skill from this game and it is just merely based on luck at this point.
because everybody's all in the first hand, just flip them over, call it good.
Am I wrong?
I'll fix that.
You get to the point.
Yeah.
You know, we call it gambling, but it really is not as worse than bingo.
Yeah, it's about the same odds as bingo.
Yeah, it really is.
Scratch off ticket.
Your weights if somebody's job to bingo, okay?
And I do love a scratch off ticket.
It's one of my favorite things about Christmas.
I love getting my stocking from my mama because my mom still does it,
And she put scratch-offs in all of our deal.
But I don't have any desire to ever see another scratch-off
unless it's a Christmas theme one.
And then you scratch it off.
You have fun and you do that.
And then it's over.
And then it's like you got $4.
And are you going to go buy the store and get four more dollars worth?
Probably not.
Nah.
I'm going to buy a Dr. Pepper.
Well, I don't drink those anymore.
I could drink a whole case of them.
But I'll probably get two Reese's Big Cups and call it good.
Oh, that sounds nice.
Recy's Big Cup.
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But we've all got our own demons to slay
and hiding any of it, man.
Yeah.
Hiding any of it is terrible.
You know, I mean, that just, it does.
it affects every relationship you've got that's what i love about the first uh our church going down
and praying for each other at the end of service that's that's pretty cool another part of feel i
deeply miss when somebody would confess to phil because you better if you didn't want phil robertson to say it
oh yeah you better not have told him he's had a few of manny he's got a few memorable once i have a story about a young john
David Owen. I can't tell on this podcast.
It happened in a church building and Phil Robertson.
Sure you can. You can tell it.
No. Why not? We already talked about pop-up teleworkers.
Well, there's kids that listen to this, and I don't want to be Phil.
I would be the new Phil in the story, and kids are going to have to ask their parents what a word means.
Because Phil said it 14 times in a prayer because a man was struggling with it.
he comes to confess he's struggling with it that was he's wrestling no it wasn't me he's
i didn't know what it meant he's wrestling with the devil who'd you ask one of my i was actually
i don't know that i asked but i was just like huh what's that what's he talking about and why's he
keep saying all four syllables when it's only three
no it's four
but I'm telling you
Phil had a way of adding an extra syllable to things
Oh man
Did it start with a P?
No
No
No
Wait a asked
Yeah
Gobel remembers apparently
Oh yeah
I was there
No
You weren't you earned a WFR back in them days
Mac went down there
It was like I love meth
And we're like
All right we love this guy
We're gonna get them off that
and then it just became open season on confessing.
That is a crazy story though.
Mack, that's,
that one's nutty.
Huh?
Yeah.
Oh, they're telling you.
Oh,
I got that one.
I'll do the impression.
It started with an M.
There you go.
Stop!
I'll do the impression after we say cut.
But it was a wacky.
Man,
how to be master of his domain.
Hey, stop it.
Yeah.
You're making Hunter's job hard.
See, why would you say that?
I don't know who I...
Somebody's got to beat it out of him.
Hey, somebody always punched his button when he got on one of him rants.
I'm serious.
And hey, here's the bad thing, man.
You couldn't cut him off either.
I told you.
It's one of the things I missed about it.
Well, no, no, because y'all talk about his,
I'm reading his daughter that he didn't know about.
Phyllis, she wrote a book, and Phil gave her the title.
Because when he met her, he grabbed her face in his hands.
He said, I never knew.
Okay, but that's, that book was, was,
So good for me to read because she was struggling as a teenager because she,
her parents, she knew something was wrong.
Yeah.
Because she didn't look like none of them.
And then she did something that nobody understood would look at her weird.
Okay.
But what got me was the whole time she's going toward God.
And so is Phil Robertson because that was when he was 20,
and running with the devil.
Yeah.
Okay, but what got me was the parallel journey that they had together yet separate,
but they were going till the Almighty, and it's so unique and just wonderful,
God had all this worked out from the beginning.
That's what we need to have on.
No.
Phyllis.
Well, hey, we'd be invited us for sure.
Phyllis.
Because it would be, you know, I mean, I'm crying now, listening to all these stories we're talking about Phil.
Yeah, and I was crying while I was reading the book.
Because you've got to think about it, okay?
When Phil was, from birth to 28, that's pre-Jesus.
He's running with the devil.
Okay, and I'm telling you, I'm as his brother.
He didn't give a flip about me and treated me like trash.
He didn't give a flip about himself and treated himself like trash.
Oh, yeah.
And he'd tell you that.
Okay, and he would tell you himself.
He never did.
He didn't care.
Well, and, you know, when you look at somebody and then see him change, I mean, drastically.
He don't have no goals for yourself or anything else.
Well, you don't care about nothing because, you know.
You're like Abel, just wondering.
Yeah, you don't know what you're doing to begin with, okay.
Yeah, but anyway, but it was just so plain while I'm reading it that they're both on a journey going toward God for the same reason.
Because it healed both of them when they met.
Yeah.
Okay, she found the father that she knew something was wrong.
you know she said there's a dark secret here but you know between my mother and my and her sister
i hear them whispered and and plus i don't fit in with none of the family you know that would be a
wild thing to have to go through grow up with you and every time there was a family reunion
you're the odd duck out because you're not you're not you don't look down none of these people
all the grown-up needs they slid in there where y'all was about the most normal one i ever did
No, no.
Nice, right.
I don't think that word actually fits the Robbersons.
That's why it's pretty easy to accomplish.
I'm just saying, I don't think normal would fit in anywhere, anywhere.
But, you know, that's why if stuff when you hear somebody say something
and it jogs your memory about someone,
your daughter's calling me
you need to take that
pretty wild
oh
pretty while
I'll get into me
I'll call her back
yeah we need to get you need to
we'll get Phyllis on here
yeah yeah
she works with our friend Emily
yeah who was on the podcast
oh yeah she's license and everything right
yeah oh yeah no no yeah she's she's a nurse
oh yeah we can have fellas come
therapist no she's a therapist
the rap
yeah no no she went to his college and went back and
You know, and actually studied that part of...
See, she ain't old Robertson.
Oh.
Nurses.
Since the dawn of man, no Robertson ever actually made it to the end of college until Phyllis.
And she liked it so much, she went back.
Yeah.
That's not true.
Willie got a degree.
A P.E.
Can't teach P.E.
Health and human performance.
Not at practice.
Not certified.
What did you get a degree in?
Willie?
Yeah.
He has a non-certified to teach P.E.
degree.
Oh, P.
Yeah.
Health and human performance.
You know that by looking at him, right?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That's why he blew his knee out playing basketball and everything else.
That boy is a walking injury.
I tell you what, though.
I hung out with Willie.
I was fishing his pond and here he come.
I was like, uh-oh, should I run?
And me and him talked for an hour.
It was nice.
He was all sweaty and gross, though.
Well, you don't ever see him.
Did y'all catch anything?
No.
That pond.
I got all them Japanese baits in that pond.
Them fish came from Japan.
They're not fooled by them.
You got to use American baits.
I ordered them from Japan.
They're just done insane.
You got to get an American bait for them for these people.
It was also like 2 o'clock in the afternoon and 98 degrees.
Yeah, they ain't bad.
But that was the only time I could do.
A wrong time, fish.
It's hot.
Anyways.
Ready to go home.
What a great episode.
Let's go home.
Let God and call his daughter.
James 516.
Therefore, confess your sins to one another and pray for one another that you may be healed.
Amen.
The prayer of a righteous person.
as a great power and as it is as it is working.
Jamie,
I think Jesus said that.
Pray him for you, brother.
You'll yourself, physician.
What?
We'll see y'all next.
Good to hear that you healed, Jamie.
Yeah, amen.
Yeah.
We'll see y'all next time.
Right here in the duck car room.
We're out.
