Duck Call Room - New Smile, New Uncle Si!

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

Uncle Si debuts his brand-new smile after finally taking Phil Robertson’s advice to get new teeth. Phillip’s jaw dropped when Si proudly pulled out the container holding his old teeth on the drive home from the procedure, and Martin relives a disastrous post-dentist hunt that left him regretting every move. John-David fuels everyone’s nightmares with his disturbing discovery of teddy bears sewn with human teeth. The boys bow for a powerful moment when Si phones a young fan battling cancer and prays for him, lifting him up to the Almighty. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We'll go to Luke and Bucket, Texas. You can now carry your, you can now get your duck stamp easier than so I got new teeth, man. Hold on. That was a beautiful little country voice you had there, Phil. Well, they got a new tooth. Hey. No, I'm missing one. The Dentistry episode.

Martin. Are we good? Lead us there, sir. Well, welcome back to the. the duck call room everybody it is a lovely fall day here in louisiana and a big episode it's a big episode because ryan kelly got fire baby oh oh wait no we're talking about something else no mine that's just me as an lSU fan talking we can't go down the football road the state of louisiana i think i well i think you can with brian kelly but you know get ridden go back to the irish man like

um but you don't ever celebrate somebody getting fired but he gone but you know who's You know what else got gone? Size old teeth, baby. They just like Brian Kelly. The old is gone, the new is here. So smile, baby. Size's looking great. I look at Steve Harvey, man.

Look at him. Come on down. They look good. The next contestant on the queue. They ought to look good. They look good. Why they ought to look good? How was it?

There was a pain I think. Is that what your black eye came from? Oh, yeah. No, that's what Christine saw him the first time when he got home. She popped him. She thought there was a stranger. I really went six rounds of Mike Tyson, and I knocked him out in six. Okay, that's good.

Let me check your ear. You may have to go get that fixed. That's why I got them headphones. He got a face of ear missing. Oh, I hear good, boys. How you feel? Pretty good. Pretty good.

I only had a little, one time, a little bit of pain, and I got a peel for that. You know, everything's been good. Everything's been good. What are you eating? You ate corn on the cob yet? No, I've been drinking protein shing. shakes, jello, apple sauce.

You got to wait a minute. Mashedators? No. He ain't got to them yet? I ain't even got to the mass tater. Any tomato juice? Huh? Tomato juice?

No, that's what I got to get it. Hey, that'll make you quicker. I need to break out my, oh, boy. Mr. and Mrs. Tees. Yeah. Yeah, you forgot about that. I see tomato sauce. Bloody Mary.

There's a guy who has sat here almost 500 times that listen to this. His voice sounds different. which is what's crazy. Hey, his singing voice is different, too. No, no, I was wondering about that. Yeah. That was going to affect that. Well, there's a lot more stuff for the sound waves to, you know.

Oh, well. So come out of it. Yeah, I can't wait until you get well enough. I want to see if you can blow a duck call anymore. Oh, he can. You got used to the air escaping from other places. Right now, I couldn't. Yeah, no, that's why I'll see.

You've got to get better. Yeah, that's a, I can't wait for your first apple. Yes. What are you looking for? Is there been any food you've avoided eating because of what you had? No, nothing. No, Kirsten, the other night I said, I said, hey, we got any ice cream in a pint? She said, she didn't say that.

She said, well, I mean, later she'd come back and she had found one of my sticks in there and cut it in those pieces, bite-sized pieces. Well, look at it. You said, just putting them out and let it melt. Well, I ain't going to do that. that was too slow so I just started piling in and it was fun chasing it around

and crunching on the chocolate eating is a whole new experience stories no no because I'm happy to learn how to eat again with teeth yeah with teeth I got used to I knew where to put it

put it to yeah now I can put it anywhere now I can put it anywhere and chase it and crunch it all over just run around all willie-dillie in there. Let me do a recap for you. At what point did y'all get the matching hats?

This is from Innovative Dental when we went there. Y'all got smiling hats on. It started off, you know, Sae gets tons of emails, and I read them, and I'll share some with him, and some I won't, you know. But this was an email that said,

hey, this is who we are, innovative dental. It was Kara, and she said, we talked with Dr. Olson, and we would love to give Sy his smile, back as much as he's done for America he's America's uncle everybody loves him we love his faith and this is real give us a call and the first thing I said was this can't be real yeah this is a prank yeah now but size said here's what I want you to do because my brother told me I need to throw a few

teeth in this is what's so wild about you know Phil told him that on the unashamed podcast and so yeah I mean I checked them out and no no he did say that I'm like he because this is a crazy part about we're on the only shame podcast doing it and Phil since I said what he said you got the money he said quit being snaggle push you know he said go ahead and get off some of that cash and put some teeth in your head so I told him I said feel him 77 years old you know hey I don't I'm not going to waste a bunch of money I said I've got everything I need yeah what I want to do be buried with these teeth. Yeah, I'm not, you know, I'm not searching for anything.

I'm not chasing the women. So, hey. Oh, in fact, they chase you. Even about the teeth. Yeah. So that's what was so funny. And I don't remember how long before. I wonder if the new smile is going to make you lose a little of your folksy.

Well, the only thing is going to kick it up, I said, I started getting proposals again. Oh, here we go. Ladies out there, the answer is no. Then the next black guy, you're going to guess it's going to be for real. Yeah, but it will be from the red head. Hey, that one, that, he called her a cougar when she was on here. That might be what that black guy was from. Hey, there you go.

Oh, that's awesome. Older women like younger men. Hey, it's right. There's a goat. Older women like younger. Man, well, boy, you're in a bind. Yeah. No.

You'll be up playing field, April. Yeah, it got a lot. Unless you're talking about somebody's 80, one or 78-year-old. I mean, woo. Man, Lord of mercy. Don't rule it out, boys. Okay, so you get... I just got so tickled thinking about Phil

with his brutal honesty. No, no, yeah. Looking at his teeth and... Don't you throw a few teeth in there like you can go down there to Dollar General and get one. And then he did the facial expression. Or he said, you know,

like that little grinding thing he did. So this was just an old email. So yeah, it was just an email that came to us and then so I called, talked with them and I went back to sign and I said, hey, this is real. These guys are the real deal. and y'all know because we looked them up and they got five-star reviews and this place is incredible and they love sye and they're they're crazy just like sire

hold on i mean they might also found the right people they might also love you because i i got a bunch of pictures the show today but the first one i got is just fill and all the hey well dr megan the blonde-haired lady is carra she's the one to set it all up for us and then beside her is dr mgan which dr megan's dad mark watches our podcast so hey mark your daughter's incredible Dr. Megan there and then there's so many staff that are working with Dr. Olson, Dr. Megan They had a lot of work to do. They needed to call in an extra set of hands.

I tell you what, that is a proof positive if you want to go there because they all have a great smile. They do. You look at it. That's always a problem. Like you go to a dentist office and you're like, yeah, I don't know. Hey, there was two things that got my attention

and really it was why I've done it. Well, I can think of one. Number one is, hey, there's a, his team, is a bunch of gorgeous women. Yeah, there it is. Look, and his team... Wherever did you get that from. Yeah, his team all have beautiful teeth.

Oh, yeah, they do. Their smiles are fantastic. I give them that. Here's how I describe our meeting. Insanity shows up. That's you. That's me. Yeah.

And then I'm a magnet because everything that draws to me is sanity and that's his team. Because Dr. O is a mad, scientists. Okay. Look, but here's what's I got other pictures.

No, no. Here's what's so fantastic about him. From start to finish when Dr. Woody took over and I call him Dr. Woody Woodpecker because he's a nut too. Okay. Oh, I thought he was just like a cowboy.

I went all towards. When he took over and started I'm at a different stage of life. Hook him up for a IV, it took from there less than two hours. Yeah. And that's pulling like, I think I got 13 teeth. I had 13 teeth.

That's all you had left? Yeah. You know, all, hey, here's the deal. I got to say something about that. A normal adult human being has 32 teeth. Did you keep them? No. Listen, so on the way there,

size says, Philip, how many teeth does a normal person have? I said, I don't know. So we asked Siri and it's 32. 32. Yeah. So, and then he says, well, I ain't got but 12. and he's like, Well, congratulations.

You found one. No, no. Son up. You always want to shoot. And then he said, Philip, count yours so you can tell me how many you have. So I'm going down the road driving

and trying to count my teeth. I said, I think I got 27 or 28. He's like, yep, yep, yep, that's where I thought. Y'all, so I had lost 20. Just to, you know, hey, whatever reason. Which is the exact number of cigarettes

in a pack. Yeah. 30. No, there's 20 in the pack. Oh, okay. Oh, you lost 20 teeth. Well, that's, I want a year. Yeah, there you go.

One of a pack. The world's going places. Yeah. You get new teeth, you can get your duck stamp online. There you go. Just go to duck stamp. Just go to duck stamp. Just ride up to Missouri, get you a whole new fantasy.

Then you don't have to worry about the game more. I don't think the world could get better. Pull your phone up. So, here it is. I can't take it. That's so easy. For those that use phones. All right, look, springtime is here.

It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. And y'all know we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Tritels Beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sal Robertson would say, buy on the grill.

Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef come to them. But with Tritales beef, we skipped the grocery store. and do it a different way. Triedales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch, so they've been at it for a while.

Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living,

you can taste the difference, the tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Triedails beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat either, folks. Yeah.

Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash. Duck. Support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. But this is pretty wild, okay, because look, I think he put in 16 posts. six up top and six on the bottom. Yeah, I know.

No, he put in 12. He said, well, I probably had to put him, you know, a few more on the top. I only have 30. Well,

he does this, you know, so, you know, during the whole thing, I'm on the concert. So, look,

when I'm there, when they bring the teeth in, you know, I'm awake and, you know, so the girls put in the first set. Yeah. You know,

so that is, you screw them down, put him in place. Well, he was going to do the second, you know, that's how. I don't want to,

glass over that that's how this works they just screw i have no idea so like they well he said they screwed them on there yeah they actually put in 24 12 on top 12 on bottom okay but they do it and i and i think he said i don't remember i but anyway they go in and sets okay so like three then they got like two that they you know tight down and then everything's works i got you pretty actually cool really yeah to do it. No, it's fascinating,

really, because I mean, it used to be, technology, man. Well, it used to be you just pop them in and pop them out,

right? Like dentures and all that, which, you know, according to the people. Yeah, but these are permanent. That's what I'm saying.

The people that I grew up with that had dentures, hate them. It was, trying to keep them in their mouth. Right. Yeah. She just took service,

take service out at night, put it in the bowl. Yeah, to rinse all the junk off. Yeah. Close it. Next morning, get up,

pop it back in. Yeah, right. Here's the most important thing we got left to do. All right. Me and the tooth fair have got to have a serious. Oh, yeah. This is the surprise that I was going to let y'all know about. Do we get to, see, I didn't tell you, right.

$5. $5 ain't him in this, son. You got to come up with some serious cash. On the way back, he pulls a sack out and says, look, I saved all my old teeth. Oh. Thank you, Jesus. And he did. He's got them.

him. He didn't bring them today, but he's got them. I'm waiting on the tooth fair to show up with some serious kids. Hey, I got a question. Oh, Johnny, you got a picture of them. Yeah. No, I got a question. So you brought in something, right?

That somebody made. Yes. I feel? Uh-huh. We've got size old teeth. No. No, I do bring them. Can we send them to him and get a pre-dental work side made?

No, thank you. You know they do that. They save, like, their kids' teeth and put them in bears, like teddy bears? like teddy bears Put them in a teddy bear I'm not even joking I'll look it up in a second This is horror

That's way more disturbing than a dog This is hard a night Somebody's teeth and a bear A teddy bear That's the next movie that's coming out I'm not toothy bear I'm telling you Smokey the bear goes wild

Where do you put them in a smile In its mouth Oh yeah I can see the next movie Smokey the bear goes wild And eats to have all the humans He takes Cy Robertson's old teeth Oh wow

Wow, that is kind of a slasher preview voice. The skills you don't know you got, right? Yeah. Okay, apparently that one, you just put them in a pocket. Yeah. That's ridiculous. Oh, but you got your old teeth. Oh, yeah.

Hey, I do have a report from the tooth fairy recently. What is it? Well, Carter had a procedure. Is it? He's like the government? He's shut down to? No, he's still, or she. I don't really know how it works.

But Carter had this weird tooth behind his teeth. It's just like a little pointy thing, and they took it out. other day. Carter had a whole snake fang in the top of his mouth. Look at that thing. That's a canine. That's like a, now a bear could use that tooth. He was fixed, no, he was fixed to turn. Hey, Carter was fixed to turn into a vampire. Look at that thing. We got a lot of teeth to, well, I've messed this photo up. Yeah, what'd you do, man? I was trying to zoom. I mean, it was huge. It was like an inch long. That looks like the tooth thing. Yeah, see.

Yeah. Dr. Megan pulled out of my head. We kept that one. Yeah. Tooth fairy was very generous. More generous than normal on that one. That's incredible. Yeah. Anyway, parents are sewing their children's teeth into dolls. We can do that with... Oh, God. Oh, wow.

I'm telling you, it's a horror movie. I'm telling you. That's the next horror movie. You wanted to do that with Si's teeth. Hey, that's the horror movie. Well, I wanted to make a little sigh. I didn't want to make... Telitubi on...

I didn't want to make that. Of my nightmares? I mean, I've been out at bars and seen that. I don't want to live with it. That looks gross. That's terrible. That's weird. It would be funny to open one of those deer's mouth, though, and it'd be sized teeth.

Oh, that's a good idea. We'll take it to McGu taxidermy. Was it two front teeth missing. That's wild. You know the weirdest thing on the ride home was, is that sigh did not talk at all. I mean, because, you know, he's recovering. I'm just not used to sigh. Just the whole time he usually, he's talking, he's singing, there's songs going on.

I'm not going to lie. When y'all sent that picture in the good picture. Oh, here we go. Look at this. When y'all sent that picture, I said, well, that second one's a eye. I thought it was, yeah. I thought it was like, this is what you're going to look like. I thought that was, but then I noticed the hat.

Yeah. And I said, well, maybe that's their hat that they sell at Innovative Dental. No, I don't think they sell it. I bet you get that with the procedure. You don't realize. Yeah. I want your teeth ghost of. Oh, I do.

Buddy, we got a before and after picture of the teeth if you're willing to look at that. Yours had been through some stuff. Wow. Wow. Got them mighty. Look how pretty those are down there. Your teeth have been through some things. We got Steve, we got Scott, we got, I mean, look at there.

See, I haven't heard. Look, Christine holding him like a bass. Yeah, Christine like, hey, give me that. Christine up there thumbing him like a big old largemouth bass. Just like, here, let me hold this. Hey, look what I caught today. She's like, look at my teeth. Look at my new teeth they got on top.

I love it. That's what attracted her to you as the smile. Yeah. The dimples, the smile, the height. Doc said it. He said, I've got a new one for you. I said, what's that? I said, he said, for a while you're going to be silent.

And I said, yeah, but he still got sighing it. But eventually you're going to be sigh more. I said, but wait for all these anesthetiazies or all this junk wears all. And I'll be silent all right. You know, I'll be running my mouth like, So where was it? Where y'all went to Missouri, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Where at Missouri? I mean, you ain't got to get. But it's St. Louis. St. Louis. Yeah, I mean, it was. Whatever.

Yeah. But I'm just Springfield. Are you here when we pulled the place up? No. But you know those buildings you walk up to and you're like, we might not belong here. That's it. I mean, it's fine.

It's nice. It's like a spa. No, I was just trying to, in my mind, picture however long of a ride that is, with side being quiet. Oh, it was like seven and a half hours. That's what I was 10 hours. It's in Springfield. He's not saying nothing.

Yeah, and Doc said that. He said, you're going to be silent for a while. Yeah. Can you imagine riding with him that long? No. I'm not talking. That's what I'm saying. I bet the only thing he said was I got to take a leak.

Is that all he said? He didn't say that, but I turned Yacht Rock on. Because he's out of it anyway. But hey, this is a reminder for Dr. O. Write your book. Oh, yeah. He's got an incredible story. The story of how he becomes a

Cosmetic Denny. Giant and dentistry. Yeah. Okay, it's cool. Oh, man, that's wild. Is it Springfield? Yeah. I think it's Springfield.

Yeah, Innovative dental. They haven't put you up in their building right there. Yeah. Right in the middle of a field. Oh, there it is. Yeah. My dentist office don't look like it. Yeah, you don't end up there.

Which I haven't been to my dentist. Well, you don't end up there unless you're supposed to be there. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, that's nice place. I can't believe I ever doubted having it done. Really? Was that to see in the picture? Yeah.

Look at that. Grief. That's pure joy in that one with the teeth. Like, that's cool, man. And look, everybody we saw, even though he was. And this coming from a guy who I can assure you folks at home, you're listening to this, in general, could care less about any of this kind of stuff. Right. Right.

Yeah. And he's telling you right now if you need to go get it. That's a big deal. Because this guy, y'all've seen him. He don't care. Yeah, right. Hey, that's why I told Phil, why would I do that? Yeah.

So the fact. But now that I've looked at it, there you go. Well, I'll tell you why you should do it. Yeah. The fact. I look like Dracula. That rot junk I got in my face. Good grief.

That's the greatest testimonial you can ever. You rode those originals hard. Well, no, no. They had a tough road. I mean, they're world travelers. You know, they're rolled up pizzas in Germany. And they're for sale, apparently. I's got them in his pocket.

Yeah, they're on an open market. Ladies and gentlemen, the bidding will start at $1,000. Well, no, no, because, hey, the first thing I deal was. Her tooth. Hey, before I cut off a half for each of mustache. where Christine can see them. Oh, just to take your picture. Yeah.

Hold on. Your mustache is very trimmed today. Oh, no, yeah. But now we got to get a haircut, right? That's it, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right, I got, let me. Are we going to the joint?

I bet you I got a haircut next Wednesday if you want to come with, but I bet you we could get them to come here. That way, Hunter. Got them will come here. Oh, man. It's a full-blower maker. Hercut and a beard trim. I'm happy for you, man.

You look good. There's a joy about, not that you didn't ever have joy, but you can tell that this actually changed you for the better on that part of it. Like, that's cool, man. Yeah. Because I knew you as a guy, and I still know you as a guy who could care less about all that stuff. Right. The fact that.

Well, eating's got to just be way more fun. Well, he don't know yet. Well, no, yes, I do too, because I'm having a fun learning how to re-eat. Yeah, it's wild. He can put it anywhere. Yeah, and bite it down and crush it. Yeah. He's going to be back to eating ice now.

So we stopped by a dairy queen on the way back because he loves dairy queen. Yeah. He said, hey, give me a strawberry shake. Yeah. I walked in to get it. And I told him, I told him when he went in. I said, hey, tell him to chop the strawberries up. Y'all have had a dental procedure.

Chop strawberries up smaller. Yeah. Well, they told him, no, we're not going to chop up. It's smaller. Yeah. No, he's off dairy queen. Well, no, no, no, I'm not. We stopped at the wrong one.

We was close, but it was the wrong one. Because when we went through town, he's right. Oh, there's the good, there's the one that. There's the good dairy queen. Yeah, there's the one that, no, no, there's the one that was, gave me the best strawberry malt I've ever had. It said, Concella. Monicella.

Yeah, Monicella, Arkansas. The dairy queen there. It's got the best ice cream there is in the world, people. I drive by that one a lot. You got to stop in there and get a mall. I drive by that. It's a good one. I drive by that one a lot.

That sucker has got the best strawberry malt in the world. So I came back out. I said, Sa, they can't just take the strawberries out and shred them up any smaller, you know, blend them up. But they can take the strawberries out and just put like the syrup.

Yeah, the syrup stuff in there. I said, no, put strawberries in it. Yeah, he's. I'll eat it somewhere. I'll eat it somehow. And he,

and it was the best one. ever had. Go tigers. What in the world. Size's got teeth. We're scheduling haircuts. Size is a $6 million man. We're growing into mature adults, everybody. I'm proud of every one of us. Oh, man. I love it. Yeah, I was amazed when I saw my teeth is how bad life is on teeth. That picture was pretty rough, the before picture. It was, yeah, it's rough. I can't wait to see what your two gallons The tea a day does to them. We're going to really test them. No, no, no.

Doc, hey, well, before we started it, Doc said, all right, he held up his glass and had a bunch of teeth in it. Yeah. You know? And he said, this is tea. And he said, that material that them teeth there are made out of, he said, you said,

your cup gets real stained, real bad. And I said, it does. I said, Martin always told him, hey, do you wash that thing out once in a while? He says, you can't even see through the plastic. and I said, yeah, I'll wash it I'll have over seven, eight days. You stain.

But anyway, he said, hey, we're going to leave these teeth in there for six months. And he said, what do you think? Is it going to be stained when it comes out of it? I said, it'll probably be stained. He said, I'm bad that it won't. He said, because we made this material them teeth are buried out of.

You don't never have to put in a white there on them. They'll be as white as they are the day I'll put them in. Never stained. Never stained. You only wash your coat. The man, Doc, got a little wager going on here. Yeah. I got, I just got lots of questions.

Yep, go for them. I don't know which one's the most important. Dish washer? You got one? Yeah, how is your teacup on the same bathing schedule as Phil Robertson? Not even close. Well, I mean, that sounds like once a week, whether it needs it or not. No, no, no, no, no, because hey, hey, during hunt season, that's 60 days.

Well, yeah. I mean, okay, he didn't, hey, the order was, do not wash my hump clothes, Biscay.

I'm not worried about his clothes. I'm worried about him. Well, yeah, but hey, well, I don't know there. I don't,

I didn't live with him. Well, that was that time that he, you know, he went to take a leak. This is one of my favorite ones. Was he musty?

Oh, man. And I was like, oh, oh, Lee, Phil, what have you been drinking, man? Like, what kind of tea?

Like, that is the most vile-smelling urine. Have you been like, where are we at on the cruciferous vegetables like, a sparrulous broad. What is your diet? What is your diet like?

Russell's like, where are we at? And he was like, huh, I don't smell anything. I was like, well, buddy, I'm sorry. That's why, look, that's why his dog could crap it in his boat and he sit down beside it and he wouldn't even know it. And somebody said, hey, your dog crapped it. He wasn't even know it. Now I understand why he could do what he could do.

He didn't have a smeller. Yeah. Phil, Phil was noseblower. before nose blind. Oh, yeah. But he did say, the next day when we went duck hunting, he said, he pulled me in the side. He said, Martin, you remember you talking about my pee yesterday stinging? I was like, I do.

Are you okay? You know? And he said, that wasn't my pee you smelled. That was a me. He said, I got home. That was my pee. He said, I got home and disrobed. And I said, oh, that's a little loud.

He says, so if I, he said, he said, He said, if I have to this morning, you won't smell that. And I was like, well, good, Phil. I'm glad we found the call. Yeah, that we cleaned up a little bit. Yeah, I'm glad. That's one of them do. Yeah, you'll just never forget it.

Yeah, you don't want to sit down wind. We were sitting in the elmhole scaffold when this all went down. And he leaned up just far enough in front of his yellow hydraulic fluid bucket to get his tallywacker out of blind to take a leak. And I was like, oh, that stinks. What is that? Why does asparagus do that, though? I don't know. I love asparagus.

You're the one with a computer. We could find out. But yeah, it does make asparagus too much. It does make you TT stink. It's awful. Yeah. But, you know, that's, wow. Every seven or eight days we wash a cup.

Yeah, why don't you brush them more? Do you brush them things? I mean, I guess do you brush them like any other teeth? I mean, I guess all that stuff gets a stinking too, huh? I don't know. I mean, you got to brush your tongue and everything up. Brush them and then

the water hose. You got to get one of them water hose. Oh, he's got one. I got a water pick. Water pick. Yeah, I got one of those. Yeah, a mouth bidet. I got to play five.

A mouth badet. I mean, that's what it is. Everything you clean should get water involved. Yeah. Even your cup. I might want to hit that cup with it. It does. It's just so.

It's occasional. It's occasional. all. Do you think that adds to the flavor? No. Then why are we not washing it? Well, mainly I use it. It ain't ever empty.

It's like a waffle house. There's no time to clean. Yeah. Yeah, it ain't ever empty. I will say this, having just traveled with him, he totes that same one through the airport. Mm-hmm. Everywhere we go. Yep.

Before I get on the plot, I'll fold the ice away. Yeah. And says, put this in your bag. Put this in your bag. And he puts it in the bag. Martin, give me my cup. Then whenever we get to an airport and he can find tea, he finds it, and then I put it in.

Sometimes we don't find good tea. No, size out on bottled tea. Yeah, he hates it. Two thumbs up on the tea from Buffalo Wild Wings in it, the Atlanta airport, apparently, because he drank all that. Yeah. Part of a fine good tea, though. It is.

Especially in the airport. Most of the time, they don't put enough tea bags in it to make it tea. Well, that's because you know. Well, most time they don't even put tea bags in it in an airport. They just give it a little color. Yeah, and there's artificial coloring. Yeah. Which is no good.

Trashy. Oh. How were the wings from Wingstock? Wingstack. That you got in the airport. No, that's Buffalo Wild Wing. Oh, Buffalo Wild wings. Yeah.

Wait. Oh, this is pre-teeth. Yeah, this is pre-teeth. This was like. I'm going to have to start saying stories or pre-or post-teeth. Yeah, post-teeth. B-T. So they took, you only had 13 teeth left.

Yep. and now how many, and they took all those out? Yeah. So you were toothless there for a minute. Yeah. I didn't have a tooth in my head. And then they put back 24. Well, I figure it's not getting movie.

That's a good trait. So you still eat short? I'm apparently, I just tried to count my teeth, which is one of the hardest. It's 32 with your wisdom teeth. Yeah. That is what, so if you had them removed like I did. Yep. Be 28.

You're at 28. Okay. But I'm at the right amount of teeth. Okay, yeah. I was just terrified. Yeah, I was curious on that. I didn't know if that 32 counted them or not. That was a fun time.

I was one of them guys that the wisdom teeth didn't give me a problem till later in life. Me too. Like as a grown adult, basically. That crap hurt, man. Oh, my goodness. Oh, it hurt. I tried to go duck hunting the next day. Bad call.

That shotgun went off and you don't, I mean, I was like, well, it's my teeth. I'll be fine. You don't really, I never took into consideration that your cheek is on the shotgun. Oh, yeah. And when that thing went off, you. I said, oh no. I have messed up. Bad call me.

I have messed up. I was like, I sat down in the blind and I said, y'all boys kill them. I'm done, man. I ain't, I'm out. I can't do this. And in fact, I'd appreciate if y'all could do this quickly and get me out of here. This is zero fun. Did you go to the dentist often in life?

Just so, no, I would say no. Okay. I could. I'd have them claim. I couldn't tell you. the last time. Well, I had them cleaned once a year. Yeah.

May I skip a year and have them clean. Well, I just got tired every time I went there or something was wrong. I was like, yeah. Are they going to find something? Yeah, I was like, you know what? If I just don't go, I ain't got to deal with this man. I show up in emergencies only.

Well, no, no, because most people have a bad situation with tennis. Yeah. Because mine was, had a toothache. Once there's a dentist, he said, well, you got a cavity. So, okay, let me give you a deadening. and then I'll fix it and, you know. That didn't. Well, he deadened it and didn't wait long enough and look, hey,

as soon as he started grinding, you know, I had a hold till a 220 line just, yeah. You know, so me and then it's not. Yeah, I'm with, I like the being put under part that you had. Yeah. Well, Stone always goes with laughing gas. Yeah. You know, turn me into a clown where I'm laughing all the time.

Yeah. He could probably use something. I said, well, I never want to laugh at the life at gas. That doesn't work as good as what you had. No, yeah. Not at all. I get me and IV with some verset. That's right.

Is that what he is? That's what Dr. Woody did. Yeah, had a little verset in it. Yeah. There you go. The only thing about that is it takes longer. What takes longer? I had the,

getting clear of it. Oh, yeah. anesthesia sucks in the grand scheme of things. Like the coming up. Because I wonder about that. Your doctor actually dead and the teeth before we put it or just what was an IV? Oh, yeah.

Probably both. You got the IV, and then he probably started deadening some stuff, nerves around. Well, I don't know. That's what I'm guessing. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure they put something. But I just know since you told them, since I tell you, hey, my tolerance pain is zero.

Hey, no pain. But look at it. I can't believe you didn't have any pain when you woke up. No, no. It seems like it. That was the screwy part about this. Yeah. Screwy now.

Because I got to be honest, I was concerned for it. Because I know how your pain is. is and I'm like, well, yeah, they can put you under for the procedure and you'll be fine. Then you go wake up and feel like you took one. No, no, no. I mean, like somebody just beat the snod out of you. That's right. Surprised me because, you know, he come in probably about, you know, I went to bed like seven.

Oh, yeah. So I slept a lot. And he come in about 10, you know, and he says, you okay? And I said, well, not really. I said, I've got a twinge of pain coming up. Yeah. And he said, I'll be right back. And when I got a pain tablet.

He said, they're taking about 30 minutes to. So do you stay at the place? No, I stayed at his house. Oh, his house. Doc's house. And it's beautiful. Yeah. And I went to the theater and watched the movie the same night.

We watched the blind. I saw Johnny D. I was like, he's on the market. You watch the blind in the dentist's home movies? He's got a theater. Yes, and hey, and they love the movie. And guess what else? Dr. Olson signed up to get AG1.

Dr. O, I got four fake veneers. that might need some work. I'm willing to drive. Right here. These two are one-time. I got a full set of teeth, but I just kind of won't come see you. You're going to hang out in your theater.

What's Doc's car? So that is a Hummer 3. It's really a cool car because... So he's doing all right. He's doing great. No, no, look. Hey, on the way, Friday. Yeah, this is funny.

On the way, on the way to get the surgery. No, on the way to get the surgery. Doc of 1%. He's good. He stopped and he's done. He said, wait a minute, God. And he's in a target-rich environment in South Missouri. Have you seen the commercial about the crab walk?

Yeah. And I said, no. And we pulled up to the shop. You know, so we go around the shop during the crab walk. But that morning when we went to the shop, he stopped and he said, hey. Oh, in the vehicle. Yeah, in the vehicle. Yeah, it'll do that.

He stopped and he said, hey, you ready? He said, because I'm fixing me back to the seat. And this vehicle started easing down. Yeah. He said, I'm going to lower it. first and he said, are you ready? He said, you're back fully? And I said, yeah. He said, are you buckle in? I said, yeah. I said, why? He said, because I'm fixing slam me in the back of the seat. Now, this is a battery operated car. Electric, yeah. This thing. We'll run. He hits the gas.

Well, yes. Because electric direct drive. Yeah. I thought I thought I was against the back of the seat. Oh, no, I wasn't because it was. Yeah. Yeah. That's what. That's what threw me out of that boat. That's what threw me out of that boat that time was an electric throttle. Oh, yeah. Because there's no, like, on a boat. Yeah, there's no hesitation. I'm used to putting your foot on a gas and it's slow climb and you get up.

No, you're there. And that thing, when that boy kicked her into forward, gone. Like, I mean, we were up and gone. And I was like, that's all of me. That's the way this was because he had to hit the break because it wasn't about 300 yards down there. And, I mean, it was there. Oh, Dr. Oh.

Yeah, he sounds like a guy. No, no, I'll say you. I think you want to go to his party. And Danica was behind us, one of the ladies that. Oh, you need to talk. You got a fundraiser. I think Dr. O a good time. I don't know you, Dr. O.

Him and his whole team are coming here in March. They're taking a big bust, coming here, and we're having a big crawfish bowl. Sighs throwing a party for them for all that they did for him. Yeah, I'm coming. Yeah, y'all are invited. Good Lord, Will and I'm coming. Yeah, I'll be there. Y'all come on, bring your teeth.

I'm going to get a free consultation. Well, I don't that, do that. I'm welcome to it. Hey. Hey. Hey. You see anything wrong with these? Would you like us to talk about it on a podcast?

I'm not Si, but. Yeah, I'm not Si, but I can give you 20 minutes at least. We've done 40 minutes on teeth. That's unbelievable. The, um, well, congratulations, Sa. Yeah, I love it. Well, no, no. I love it.

It's going to be really cool once you get used to all that. Oh, no. That's going to be fun. You do. Well, I'm having a lot of fun. read it on it how to eat. Yeah. He does sound different.

He does what's hilarious. He sings better. He was singing a little bit. How dare you? Yeah, he does. No, I had wondered about that. Life is all, seeing him, blowing a duck call, all about air pressure. Now he got no leaks, man. He got it.

He's got no leaks. Hot to my mind. You probably, you'd probably be able to play the guitar now. Got your teeth fixed. Play the guitar. That's it. One block it's gone. I just don't, hey, because I just don't think he's going to allow it.

I'm serious. I don't think that's probably to save your life. No, no, no, no, because he knows best. Yeah, otherwise you'd be like that boy on our brother where art thou. You know, so you sold her the devil. I get a random box in the mail, and there is a Phil Robertson, Louisiana Tech action figure in it. That's a one of one, baby. Yeah.

He's friends with the, remember DeAngelo Williams? Uh-huh. Now I know why they did that, the hair the way they did it. Because he had a flat top. Yeah, tied in college. Yeah. So he's apparently done a lot of these for different Carolina Panthers in his time. His name's Hank.

Hank, we appreciate it. Now, Hank gave me direct instructions because he wanted to get this to Willie. I might keep it here, Hank. Hank, if it's all the same to you, we're going to put him by that Black Panther and call it good. Not that. There's Phil. But it is really cool. And I am going to get it to Willie or at least tell him about it.

We'll send him a picture and let him know where it is. from us but you sent it to me first so but i thought that thing was awesome plus willie's already got his own action figure he's got little willie so but now we got the PR yeah now football variety now we got phil chasing a black panther who's your money on hey take the only what we've got is hey the panther's going he's got the post right currently my money's on field because he's a mortal oh yeah hey how's it feel is currently eternal so my my vote is on him plus Phil actually exist did and you know go long what are there black hey they're teammates and I'll hit you baby oh anyway I thought that was really cool I wanted

oh that's awesome because every once while we get really cool fan mail and that one was when I opened it I said this thing is sick yeah no that's really actually his face is is good yeah it looks just like oh well I said it when you were taking it out of the box I said Oh, who got us the Phil action figure? I mean, it looked like young Phil when you were taking it out of the box, and I'm 20 feet away from it. It's very impressive. Yeah, that is.

Hank knows what he's doing. Good job, Hank. Hank. Let's talk about your daddy. Should we commission a sigh with teeth, Hank? Should we talk about Uncle Sy? I'm too afraid that the old teeth still exist somewhere. Oh, they do.

They do a lot back. I feel like I need to do everybody a favor and dispose of it. No, you need to go bury them next to that Vietnam. Me's dong. Let somebody dig at up one day. So there's a kid. His name's Hunter. Does he want to go by Scott? Maybe. I don't know. Did you meet this Hunter recently?

No, but Hunter has been here a few times because he's a huge fan, but he has recently been diagnosed with the high-grade glioma, which is an extremely aggressive and fast-growing form of brain and spinal cord cancer. So he's in Children's Hospital in Knoxville, Rocky Top, Govalls. And they just asked if perhaps we could give Hunter a call. And for this one, I figured, why not? No, I'm not FaceTime. Oh, I thought we were FaceTiming.

I don't know if it's. This is Amber. Amber? Yes. Hey, you got Justin Martin, Uncle Si, Johnny D, and Philip McMillan with the Duck Call Room. We're actually calling you while we're recording. Hey, Amber. Awesome.

Hey, let me go ahead and put you guys on speaker real quick. I've got a guy here that I think would like to talk to you all. All right. Hunter. Can you hear us? Yeah. Well, Hunter, you got Martin, Uncle Sy, Johnny D. And Philip McMillan live from the duck call room.

How are you, friend? I'm doing mighty fun, man. Well, buddy, you fixed to do way better. We're going to go to the Almighty in behalf of you and ask him. to intervene and cure you of that little problem you've got yes sir all right you want to you want to you want to pray for him sir well let you sir father we like to walk into your throne room and we're lifted bringing hunter with us father we're on our knees and we plead with you to please intervene this young man's life take away the cancer that he's

God, then make him the mighty warrior in your kingdom that we know he can beat. And Father, we ask this to your son and our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Amen. Amen. Where are you from, Hunter? This is John David, by the way. I'm from Tennessee. Tennessee.

There you go, go balls. Are you rocky top? Go Vandy. Yeah, we got to figure out Rocky Top, Vandy. Does Vandy really have fans other than things? Yvonne. Watch it. I'm a band-in-

He said neither? Neither. M-T-S-U? Or he's about to blow our minds. Kentucky? Kentucky. Kentucky fan, bud. Well, Saturday night

wasn't very good for y'all. And this is coming from LSU Tiger fan, so I feel you. I get it, right? The only difference is we made a move. So, no, wow, man. Well, Hunter,

We want to take this moment just to reach out, say hello, say thank you for all the support, man, and that we will be lifting you up, you know. And I don't really know what else to say, but they're, you know, we're going to be lifting you up, man. Oh, no, don't worry about it. Hey, God's got your six. That's a military term.

Yeah. Hey, he's got your back, buddy. But while you have this opportunity, you have America's favorite uncle. Yeah, you got any questions. Is there anything you've ever wanted to do? or tell sigh. Oh, you know, not really.

Hunter sounds like a good old country boy from Tennessee, and I like it. Yeah, but he roost for Kentucky, so I'm confused. But I will say blue is a better color than orange overall, so. Yeah, I'm not from Tennessee. I'm from Kentucky. Oh, you're from Kentucky. There it is. Okay.

Yeah. Hunter, that's a good country. That's why. I got my wife. There you go. Hey, Hunter, me and Si are Kentucky Colonels. That's the real thing.

That's real. We honestly are. Well. So you all are responsible for that terrible fried chicken? First off, that fried chicken's not. Well,

I guess if we're Kentucky Connells, I guess we are. We got plaques on our wall. We're Kentucky Colonels. Eleven herbs and spices. Well, Hunter, man.

Hope you have a great day. Yeah, man. It was good to chat with you, Hunter, and just keep fighting, man. Yep. Love you, Also, tune into this episode. Si's got new teeth.

Yeah. Lovely. It's been a wild ride. It just shows you anything can happen. Oh, God. Oh, man. All right, Hunter. Y'all take care, man. We'll talk soon.

Cy, Dr. Olson said that we could give him a call. You want to talk to him for a couple of minutes? All of us? We can ask him some questions. Hey, this is a phone call. This is one. Okay. We can just talk to people.

This is good. I felt like we're really opening Pandora's box here. Oh, I'm nervous. I'm let you all handle it. I'm nervous around every dinner. What's going on? Hey, Dr. Olson, it is Martin and Johnny D. Me and Sai.

We're in the podcast room, and Cy's teeth look great. How's Si doing? How you doing, Uncle Si? I'm doing good. Good, man. No pain. Hey, when can I eat something that's, you know, solid.

You can eat stuff right now as long as you can cut it with a plastic fork. Okay. Yeah. Okay. You need to eat something. You need to eat tons of food, man. You need to write your book. Okay.

Okay. I'm not going to get off of you on that. The world needs to know that the accountant, okay, which is a family tradition. Yeah. Okay. Went against tradition and become a dentist giant. Yeah. Well, judging by everything you've said about Dr. O, his accounting skills are pretty solid, too.

But, hey, we heard you have a nice car, Dr. O. Yeah, and a theater room. Yeah, we had a little bit of fun there with Uncle Si. We did what's called the WTF mode, and he looked at me like, what? And I said, no, and it's not what you think it is. It's Watts to Freedom. Yeah. I was going to go with, whoa, that's fast.

Yeah, there you go. That's another one. I like it. So it was. Yeah. We'll share the video. Hey, look, thank you for my smile back. I didn't realize how bad it was until they put the photos up with my new teeth against my old junk that was in there.

Yeah. Yeah, so, yeah. Man, it's been, it was the honor of my lifetime, to be honest with you, man. I've done a lot of great smiles and nothing to take away from those patients. But like I said to you on Saturday, I really mean it, you know, having the opportunity to help. America's uncle, get a smile back, get healthier, and just overall, you know, give you a little bit more to share, right? You're such an enthusiastic, value-driven, got, you know, larger than life personality.

And now your smile can really match all of that. So thanks again for the opportunity. I actually learned a lot from you because I've always looked at myself differently. Okay. And when you was telling me why you did this, well, I actually saw a different side of me. Yeah. Okay.

So thank you for that, too. You bet. How long until he can whistle? Hey, you know what? It's going to be a little different, but he can whistle anytime. Yeah. He'll probably be whistling on accident for a little bit as he gets used to those. They've already said I sound different.

Yeah, yeah. You're going to feel a little different for a while. Well, I was wondering is it going to affect my singing voice. Yeah. Man, I don't know. It might help you hit those low notes. Well, there you go. Yeah.

I don't know that it can hurt it. Yeah, win, win, win. It would be fair. But I heard he said y'all coming down for a crawfish bowl, which I figure would be a pretty good test for his teeth because, you know, that involves corn on the cob and everything else. Oh, yeah. We'll all get together on that.

Yeah. And you may open up a satellite office down here. in West Monroe. You never know. You never know. We could keep him busy. I guarantee you, especially down there where I live. All right.

Well, Doc, thanks for, wait, I'm not going to say putting a smile back on his face because he's had one, but thanks for building one worth looking at. Hey, hey, man. Oh, man. I just did all you all a favor. The truth hurts, but hey, it's the truth. Oh, you got to know that with it. We like to have a good time.

But if he bites me, I'm sending you. the hospital bill because it used not to would have hurt. Oh, yeah. Look at him now. You could have got out of it. The best part was being able to be as nurse. You know, I got to sneak into his room at 2 and 6 a.m. making sure that he was just doing all right.

Wait, time out. You enjoyed that? I have to do that anyway. He was nurse because he was staying at my house. Oh, yeah. Now, how's that? Hey, I had the doc through the surgery. Yeah.

And then the doc played nurse with me all night long. And drove you there and back. Joe Muir and, hey, sharp far, too. And you give him way more accolades than you give me or Phillip, and we got to do that every weekend. What's you do, boys? All we're doing is trying to make sure you make it to the bathroom on time. Oh, shoot.

All right, Doc. Well, enjoy the rest of you Monday. You too. You guys have a blessed day. Blessing a week ahead. All right. Thank you so much. Thanks, Doc.

Bye-bye. I don't know where we go from here, but what an episode. We go home. We go home. What do you got first? I got you one. Proverbs 1513. A happy heart makes the face cheerful, but heartache crushes the spirit. Scy's always had a happy heart. Now he's just got to, and he always had a real big smile on his face. Now there's just more of it to look at. Now it's back. Now it smiles back.

That's yeah. There you go. I'm like, Mac. Thank you all so much. And if you've stuck with us this long, if he feel lead, remember our friend Hunter up there in the hospital in Knoxville, Lift up prayers for him, boys. Him and his whole family. And yeah, man, that's a tough one. So, yeah, we love y'all. Thank you all so much for listening. And we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room.

We're out.