Duck Call Room - OREGON BULL ESCAPES RODEO!! Uncle Si Has a New Fear Unlocked!

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

Uncle Si rolls out some new information about Phil’s nickname for him when they were kids and how he got it, though Si insists his nickname for Phil has no place in polite company. Martin spills the beans about their friend’s literal dog clone and the hilarious name they gave it and Stone would pick a blond, buxom country music icon if he were to clone anyone. John-David shares a shocking viral video of a bull that escaped the rodeo and the boys agree they want nothing to do with it. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I gotta do that again You made Hunter jump And cuss That's how we get him warmed up Oh man I don't even know how you pick this up I give up He got their nails son

Like a magician. Drum roll. And welcome back. Welcome back to the duck call room. Have you ever had dragon fruit? I think I have. Terrible. Like dragon fruit drinks are awful.

Oh, let's tell you. I looked at it. I thought, well, that looks pretty good. And then I tried it. Well, that's why I'm saying. Hey, looks or deceiving. Oh, yeah. Don't go that route.

You got to watch it. I mean, that's what got us here. My favorite fruit is a pineapple. You like pineapple? Favorite fruit? Oh, I like it all. Watermelons. Watermelons, peaches, plums.

I do like a plum. I'm a pineapple man. Figs. Figs are good. It just goes on and on. I ate a whole pineapple this weekend. I could eat a quart jar of preserves right now. Pig preserves.

That's just keen. Yeah, that's just sugar. What about persimmons? Pesmonds, I could eat a basket of them. Until you got the wrong one. Oh, no. Until you got their wrong ones. By the way, we got a lot of persimitories this year.

Hey, the worst. A lot of persimitaries. Hey, Oklahoma has got millions of persimitries. And I'm talking about, hey, they're like an apple. Big. Hey, dude, all right, these things were, I'm like, I'm talking about an apple and loaded. The land was breaking. That's where Dan saw that monkey.

Oh no, that was good. Yeah, he's eating persimmons. I love that. There's a chance. A black monkey with a white face. That's right. I loved it.

He said, hey, hey, you're telling me I didn't see. Yeah, I did. I saw it. A black monkey with a white face. Oh, yeah. Two days later,

we drove by and there was a potham up there eating in Pesmonds. A black posse. A black posse with a white face. White face. Could have been a monkey. No, it's close, but then, and that's why I witness accounts are no good.

I will say. Never trust them. That's right. Hey, me and Jason and the galvan was in a pickup truck and saw a black panther. And I saw the only one that saw him. Mm-hmm. They saw it there.

Yep. And then he finally got it right and said, hey, a bobcat. So are you saying there's some similarities between you and Dan? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dan likes to work. I don't. Self-awareness.

Dan. If you have self-awareness in the line, you can go anywhere. Ben's got a noise limitation. To be fair, Dan likes to work. out. Hey. Yeah. Yeah.

His work, I would use that term lately. Yeah. I'm about to say, I'm like battery crap. What, what? Oh,

no. You want to go down a real weird path? What's that? You think there's cloned people out there? Like cloned humans? I know there's cloned dogs. I've seen one. Oh.

George Clooney. Yeah, George Clooney. You've seen him or heard of him. I've seen him. Yeah. We've cloned him a bit. You think we have?

Yeah. My son's my clone. Oh. Well, I was just telling you, he looks just like. I got so nervous. I'm about to say Jackson could be arguably my clone. Carter is for sure mine. The president.

The president. The president. What, Hunter? You got a clone story? Did we know one? No, who's George Clooney? You don't know George Clooney? No, explain that.

Okay. Hunter's over there like, I need more. No, George Clooney is an actor. George Clooney's a dog. That's who I thought you all. George Clooney is, was a man. I'm not going to, I'm not going to call him by name. Nobody's an act.

But he was a man who had a beloved deer hunting deer dog. And way more money than the rest of us. And he had enough money to hire a veterinarian from here and fly him to South Korea. Yep. And make an exact copy of his prize winning deer dog. Is there George Clooney 2 yet? Surely they learned their lesson on the first one. Why, did he pull it off?

They made a dog. but it wasn't like the one. No. Not like, I mean, he's like, that's what I thought. The clone light would like lick your leg.

Like he could care less about running deer. Oh, he was, he was obviously an experiment. He was not what happens when you breed dogs. That must be like that puppy field got. Which one? That was sired by the champion of champions of all of duck dogs.

And Phil literally had to throw him out of the blind to get wet. And then all he done will swim back in and lay down what's sleep. Operator error. You know, it happens. It happens. Hey, that's the two stories. Look, not all dogs are created equal. I've had some duds before.

You can breed them. You can do, but I say it's aim for humans. They some come from some really good stock that don't turn out to be much. No, that dog. Hey. I mean, I'm just saying, like. See, he didn't know his legacy. Who, George Clooney?

He didn't know his grandpa was the champion of champion of retriever. No, he cared less about that dog. He could care less about. I thought you're talking about George Clooney. Now, George Clooney didn't know a lot. George Clooney just, yeah, I don't, I think they got the body development run, but I don't think that brain ever got there. Did it look at that?

I can't remember. Yeah, he was very similar in looks. Had a few different things. I mean, it wasn't like he had a freckle here and this one matched. It was just a wild. South Korea probably ain't the tops of cloning. I think, yeah, it was South. Yeah, it wasn't north.

South Korea. Now, they would have went to North Korea. Well, he'd have come back on a rocket, right? I mean, like... A dog, I mean, it would have been an exact copy, but it would only make it a couple months. Yeah, instead of being called George Clooney, he'd have been called Rocket Man. But, you know, I thought it was a cool possibility

and a cool thing, and then they did it. Until they do it to a person. And then I saw the dog, and I said, you know what? Maybe there's just some things we shouldn't do. Like... There's a documentary called Jurassic Park that is just... exactly about it. But if that dog would have come out that cool,

like, not cool, man. Uh-huh. That was cool. No. Like that one, that one. You must have quit 10 minutes into the movie.

Well, it's cool because I wasn't there. I mean, as long as I'm not running from a T-Rex, I think it's pretty cool. But, you know, it's a Jeep. Yeah,

I just think there's some things we probably shouldn't do. And playing, playing God is one of those things as far as that's concerned. Yeah. I'm glad I'm not smart. smart enough to ever even pull anything like that off no no i don't know how those folks are but i mean

what makes you i mean i've had some really good dogs i've never wanted the same one again like i mean do you want dublin version two no thank you side do you want merlin volume two like no i'm not like okay yeah i mean all right that bobo's always around now if you tell kay that we might have bobo Bobo's forever. Yeah. She gets in Bobo. What are we on Bobo 12? Who knows?

Well, Jesse is where it started and then it morphed into Bobo. Jesse Bobo. Jesse Bobo. Jesse James Bobo. Yeah. So I don't know, man, but it's just a wild. Comments, people in the comments. Do you know anybody's had anything cloned?

Are we the only ones? Do we have some kind of weird? I think we're probably, I don't know that that's a regular thing. Yeah, but I mean, surely somebody in there knows somebody with enough money to do something that stupid. I mean, we did. Like, and, and, I mean, it's a good point. I mean, I don't, I just, I find it bizarre. I don't know.

It's a weird world we live in. So if you could clone one thing, what would it be in your life? If you clone one thing, what would it be, Sa? And bring it back? Bring it back? Keep it here. I don't know. Have a couple of them?

Yeah. Have a pair? I probably a horse. A horse? I love it. Yeah. Did you have a good horse? I loved horses for a young.

He'd go find one from one of his younger. Hold on. My man wants a horse. Side, we can get you a horse. You want one of them little horses? No. I want a race horse. A race horse.

You won't be like Jason Worth, huh? Yeah. That worked. He got paid. I don't think I'd want to clone anything. A horse was a very important part of our history. So would you go get like, what was the Long Ranger's horse? I know, go get that horse.

Silver. I ho, silver. You want silver redone? Yeah. A horse. Interesting. I've never been that fond of any animal that we should bring it back. I didn't tell you what I'd clone.

Uh-oh. What's that? Dolly pardon. Dolly pardon. You keep her around forever. America's true sweetheart. That's right. There you go.

I did look up that Dollywood place. Yeah. That looks like a good time. I bet a lot of people listening to this right now are on their way to Dollywood. There's a solid chance. I bet there's a, I've never been there, but I feel like I could get along in East Tennessee.

It's a Verville, Tennessee, yeah. Ain't that where it's there? Gatlinbury, I don't know. All that's large one of them. Yeah, all that stuff runs together. I feel like I would, I would fit in there well. I would agree with that. Yeah.

I mean, I know I did. I obviously didn't stand out. there is the world's largest bucky's there too so that's a cool thing I mean at the time I think they're building a bigger one now but road trip how old is dolly parton I don't know she's ageless I think so she still looks good look at you have you ever run into dolly I know you run into ribo that was one of I wish I'd have met her well there's still time

y'all are both on planet er dolly you or your people listen to this get in touch with us. We'd love to have you. And we'd also like tickets to Dollywood. And I'll make you even better one. We'll come to you. Deal. How about that? I'll throw side in the truck. We will. Hey. If that works, that's going to be fun. That would be fun. I mean, you don't think Sye and Dolly wouldn't cut up for an hour. I ain't even got to be there. Just I drop him off. I don't care.

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I wonder why was he so dissatisfied to leave a rodeo? Because he did not like being there anymore. He probably got tired of that rope around the satchel. Watch this. I had to guess. Sorry to the people that can't watch this because they're driving.

One of them big, mean-looking bulls is running around in circles. I'll give you the play-by-play. He's running. He's looking out in the crowd. He said, no, what? Oh! He's coming in the crowd, boys. And now he's out like in the concession area.

This poor lady is a woman. She's hurt actually pretty bad. We had. Well, yeah. Yeah, she got. Well, yeah. She didn't see it coming. Well, she had on, that's why you don't wear red shirts to the rodeo.

Lady. Oh, my goodness. I need to look up how you're doing before I make the joke, but, yeah, I wouldn't wear red to a road. How about a bull escaping the rodeo? That's pretty rough. I mean, that's suckered. I mean, forget, forget him escaping, and I do feel terrible for the lady. But can you go back to right where that was about to play?

Look at my man's hops. I mean, he flat-footed clears this thing. I mean, I didn't know cows could jump like that. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Like, look, watch it. He ain't doing nothing. You boop, boop! Those are supposed to keep him in.

And he did it while Lee Greenwood was playing. Well, of course he does. He's proud to be in America. God bless America, because this is the only place that's happening. But unbelievable. He looked like a white-tail buck jumping over there. I mean, he jumped that thing. Okay, new fear unlocked.

Yeah. So now I'm never going to a rodeo. I mean, for real, like I already didn't trust cows. Like, new fear unlocked. But that's the thing. Animals, now the sharks are biting people. The bulls are leaving the rodeo. Now, the sharks always been biting.

Yeah. Now, I do feel terrible about the three young ladies. They wouldn't they all? I think they were all females down on the Redneck River area down there. Yeah. I saw the one girl's interview. Man, talk about inspired. Like, this girl looked at it.

it is like, I'm still here. And she lost her leg and lost a hand. And her first thoughts were, I'm still here. Like, that's incredible. I mean, she's probably got a long road of recovery. I mean, she's 15, right? She's got a long road, long life, hopefully in front of her. But to start with that attitude is everything.

Hey, you talk about the parents building a good human being? There you go. They built a solid way. I was like this weekend. And I got it because, you know, I got it. Because I got twin, so you search twin stuff. So apparently cookies and all that come up as a suggested thing for me because she and her twin sister were the ones in the water.

And yeah, it got her. What kind of shark was it? They didn't say. There's a bunch of sharks right now. If you're headed to the beach. Yeah, stay ankle deep. Head on a swivel. Yeah, do not go out to them sandbars.

Also, I just did read that everybody's expected recover from that bull that got hurt. There was only two of them ended up in the hospital. I mean, my man, look at that. Flat-footed. Just, it's incredible. I mean, how much average bull weight? I mean, what are?

They're like a ton, huh? Like 2,000 pounds, aren't they? Two thousand pounds. I mean, on those, on the rodeo bulls, like the, you know, that's my... Probably more than that. I think it's probably right around 2,000. It's probably... I can't even do a box jump.

We'd have to have goblin here to know the... Anywhere from 2,200, that's the low end. Yeah. To 5,500. What was that one before? Everybody knew? I don't, oh, I don't remember. Bodacious is one of them.

Yep. But, I mean, you think about 2,200 pounds just going straight up about seven feet. That's wild. And he made it look real easy. Yeah. Yeah, his back toe caught a little bit, but, you know. Bodacious weighed 1,896 pounds. That's a big animal.

That's a real big animal. to just jump a fence and end up in a crowd of people. And to think, there's people in Spain at pay to do that, or Portugal. Where's that happening? They run with the bulls. Hey, tough eat them and road bodacious. Well, there's a difference if you make a paycheck on him. Like, but to pay to do it and then get trampled, like,

and that old lady is probably just having her corn dog. So she's out there in a concession stand. Unbelievable. Yep. That's wild, man. So I don't think I'm going to rodeos anymore. No, that's a new fear of unlock. I'm not even kidding.

Like, I'd never once thought about an animal on a rodeo getting out. I have now. Like, that's... That was a big fence, too. And a big animal. Oh, yeah. That just said, no. Fared it easily.

He said, that's like something about that cartoon. Your kids watch that one yet? No. The Bulls? Uh-uh. It's a funny one. Which one? I forget.

Ferdinand. Okay. Yeah, no, never... We ain't there yet. You know, last time I was on this show, we were talking about... People getting marginalized. You know, the government,

they'll make a month for everybody seems like these days. Okay. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, yeah. I got thinking the last time I was on it, we were talking about ugly people. They got the short end of the stick. And that ain't no lie.

I mean. Are you about to make an ugly people awareness? No, it needs to be. It needs to be. But not only that, what about old people? Old people. old people have got the short end of the stick buddy how many times have you been watching the NFL football and you've seen the old person out there playing football huh I haven't um Tom Brady just retired

um Brady uh Drew Breeze tried for a minute more Martin Anderson Morton Anderson Drew Breeze couldn't break a wind of paint a time he was done but they're being discriminated against is what I'm saying Cy would you go play in the NFL right now if they let you? Oh why not That is a young man's game. My man can't walk from the parking lot to that chair without that box. I'm wheezing if you're going to come in here. Well, you know, by today's standards, if an old person wanted to play in the NFL, by God, he should be able to play in the NFL if he wanted to.

I actually identify as a wide receiver. No, you don't. No offense, but no you don't. You've identified yourself incorrectly, sir. That would be a case of mistaken identity. You think old people got short end of the stick. Think about old, ugly

people. Now, they really got the short end of the stick. You don't see them nowhere unless there's a role, a specific role. Well, no, no, because since you brought this up. Or an old ugly person. You know, like in sports,

the winner and the loser, they're treated, treated extremely different. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, one and one loss. Yeah, it was fair about that. In the game of life, you've always got a winner and a loser, son. That's just life. Yeah.

So I learned it every week at poker. Yeah. You win sometimes? You lose something. Everybody leaves their feeling good. Said, Sy, you go home. I'll get you boys next time. He's coming back with more.

We just give it away at each other all week. You know, these Disney movies, they don't have any old people in there or ugly people, for that matter. I don't know. Chewbacca, that's not. Chewbacca? He's a good looking. I bet he's played by a 25-year-old stud. Actually, the old guy, the old guy that played Chewbacca is out now and they got a new young guy.

But the old guy, when you're like seven foot tall, you don't walk as well at the old age, so they found a new kid. And I actually think he's about 25. But he's also like 6-11. Yeah. Bigging. Could you imagine being 6-11? Mm-mm. No.

6-5 is enough. That's tall. Yeah. There's days I'm thankful for it, and other days, you know, I'm like 6-3 wouldn't be that bad. But especially when you're fumbling around in your boat trying to get to a compartment that you just don't fit in, you know, changing batteries or swapping wires or doing things like that.

There's just some place of big boys. We don't fit. Why don't they let old women get into Miss America pageants? because they'll say what's on their mind when they ask them. Ain't you ever run into an old woman in town? She's going to tell you whatever she thinks about you. I think there's rules against that, though. About what?

Rules. You've got to be like, you can't be married, you've got to be a certain age. Good night. Well, those people are marginalized. How would you solve it? Open for everybody? Oh, well, yeah. That's the way.

That's the way we're headed. Open tryouts for everybody. Everybody. You know, every year, Mark, we got to drain the duck hole. Mm-hmm. And it's crucial when you drain the duck cold because you have the river fluctuates, you know. If you open the pipes too early, the current is not very strong. And then here comes Mr. Beaver.

Yep. And he makes things very difficult. So some hand down there went to Phil. Of course, Phil, he don't go out there that much anymore. And asked Phil if he could open his pipes because he wanted to catch some crawfish and some fish in his nets. Well, the river was not ready. And the pipes were open prematurely, so guess what happened?

Beavers. Here we go. You got to have a blow. He's got a look in his eye right. Siah is angry. and he was going to kill things. Seven pipes down there. Every morning, we got to break them out.

Hey, if we're draining water, as soon as you open it, okay, here comes these furry little creatures that God created. And hey, they're going to stop that water flow. Oh, they hate a current. Yeah, you better have a blow coming if you don't want to deal with them. It better be a good good one. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Because if it ain't. Hey. They're going to get you every time. It's amazing to think that a little creature that weighs probably a big one to be 75 pounds can overnight. I mean, I've watched Phil, tear him, tear Beaver Dams out. And I'm talking about like a eight-foot cold, six-foot deep. Okay. They come back the next morning, and it was just like he never was there.

They put it back overnight. And, hey, if you keep doing it and you've got a bunch of timber on your property, well, hey, guess what they're going to build the dam with? It's them treats. So you're going to be losing timber big time. Oh, yeah. Put your mic back in front of your face. So are you going to kill them all?

Look, that's the only why to stop them. Sice, they're reporting for duty. He's back, baby. He's got a little free time on his hand. It ain't like he couldn't go sit at the pipe with the 22. Oh, hey, that would be fun. Hey, I was deer hunting one day, and I've got a pond in front of my deer stand,

and I kept seeing ripples. And all I had on me was my deer rifle and my 22 pistol, because I carry it to shoot snakes with. And, hey, I looked over, I kept watching the point. Where does the work? Is the pond got fishing it? What's making these ripples? And look, and I, oh, there's a beaver.

So out comes that 22 pistols. those that's got hollow ponds in it. Look, he's swimming toward me. So I just piao. Miss. Now, there ain't no water kicked up, you know, right in the head. Look, stone's over at another deer stand and it's right at perfect time. Let me preface this.

So the evening before, I sat inside stand, I saw 42 deer. Okay. I knew I was going to have a good hunt when I dropped him off. and I'm sitting there right at prime time. 30 minutes for a dark out here. Pow! Whop! Pow!

Whop! Pow! Hey, somebody. I shot five beavers that afternoon. Yeah. Surely not the same one. No, it wasn't the same one. It was five different ones.

Hey. So I go back, I go to pick him up. I said, how many deer did you see? I didn't see if one deer, this place is a gar hole. I said,

who was still at shooting? He said, oh, that was me. I was, I'd kill five bevers. I'm shooting these beavers. And I said, you don't think that had something to do with you not seeing any deer? No, no.

They don't make no attention to that. They know I'm shooting beavers. They know I wouldn't have to do. Look, we've had deer come into decoy that we shot, you know, 15 times. I don't believe. Kill 12. And I'm talking about the next second. Here comes four, three deer.

About a hour. About a hour went by then they came. No one in a hour. It's about five minutes. Five minutes. And Phil killed that beer, deer out of the decor. yeah the one that flipped he shot the deer

the deer was 10 yards in front of us he's up up in the blind in a blind he had to go to the blind get the gun had to go to the other blind because we moved yeah we moved and if you ain't ever heard a 4570 bullet zinging down range coming by you that's a it's a eerie

feeling but people don't don't do that well it's funny though blue comes swimming out there and swim up on the deer and the deer in the deer was you know that wasn't even blue yeah that was trace when i thought it was blue no that's how long ago it's been man he's on that north lane oh yeah you hear he's

he just falls dead and then you hear the go he was a scrub buck no all three of us this is why i knew right then i was not cut out for war buddy because he wasn't even shooting at me he just shooting buys oh yeah it's the yeah it was i said right then i said no i ain't you boy i was i was i was frigged eye there. Lucky me, I was down on the other ends. I mean,

they're about seven guys between me and him. So going back to that besides Beaver kill, I looked for evidence for about two weeks. I never found. They never found a dead.

Trust me. I never found a dead fever. He blew such a hole in them. They sank to the bottom. Yeah. Where did he go? Where'd he go? Huh?

He, he sucked to the bottom and rotted. Yep. Didn't float up. He didn't float up. Too big of a hole. That is interesting. That man.

You wild. Hey, look, the rest of that season? No beavers. You shoot at me five times. I ain't coming back either. I mean, I'd be there. You shoot at me once, I ain't coming back. Martin had been back down to Phil since he killed that deer.

No, that's the end of that. That wound me up. That was funny. I watched that dog go out there and grab that deer about a head. Hold on. Try to bring it back. He didn't know what to do. Phil says, hey, leave that deer along.

Leave that deer long. Load him up. Load him up. Loaded him. We did have deer steak. I ain't going to complain about that, but it was a bizarre feeling. It sounds good right now. Yeah, it was a bizarre thing.

But, I mean, that tells what kind of Woodsman Phil Robertson is, though. These deer were out in front of us. We watched them the whole way, and he was able to get out of that duckbine and slip down 150 yards roughly or so to another duck block. Get the rifle. Without those deer seeing him. They walked right in our decoys. They were literally standing in the decoys.

We just shot and killed 12. What, you know what that means? we had to win dead wrong. Yeah. Because the wind was in our face. Yeah. Not at our backs. Like, it should be duck hunting.

That's how hard-headed we were. We moved to a spot with the worst win. But we got us a deer, boys. Got them a deer. Outdoorsman. Shoot whatever comes out. A duck hunt that turned into a deer killing. There you go.

Never a bad thing. No numerous. I like when we hunt with the wind in our face and the pouring down rain. Yeah, that's always fun. They're getting wet. I pass. Or sitting there facing northwest or southwest. That wind right in our face and the sun right in our eyes just burning your corneous out.

That's where they're going to be. You got to go for the doctor? Life too short, man. Life too short. Let's go kill us some Woody's in the privy hole. Josie Wells, he wanted that son at his back. Mm-hmm. Always.

Mm-hmm. Gain of edge. That's it. That's a good point. Gain of edge. We're going to the twilight zone today. Are we? Yeah.

Well, if we're going to go there, you've got to be guided. So lead away, buddy. Here's what we're going to do. So nervous. Everybody needs to get involved. We're going to, how do you build a good human being? Don't make a human.

Where would you start? Not with a real. Back of this, I'll give you a hint. If you build a house, what do you build first? You get some DNA from Dali Parton. Uh-oh. See? I knew it.

No, we ain't going there. And I say, and start with a foundation. That's right. So is the question, raise a good human being or create like Jurassic Park? Create. No, create a real, what you could look at and be really proud of that, okay, I just created a good human being. About 6'2. No, so you're going with looks.

We ain't in the looks. Okay. I'm trying to figure out where we're... Now, let's go back. Martin said it. Okay. Or Jay said it. When you build a house, first thing you got to do is, hey, you put it on a solid foundation.

So what is that foundation for this human being going to be? In other words, what I'm asking is, okay? What is going to be the core of this human being? Is this from a mental standpoint or physical? Because my head went feet, heart, and then Jesus. Well, you're going in the right direction. It's the wrong order, I think, is what size said. He said foundation.

Okay. No, no, because look, in today's world, as we know it, okay, the devil himself has just done a number on the human being. True. Okay. He attacked the family unit, first of all, okay. Okay, so look, back in my day when I was a child, I had mom, dad, and siblings.

Mm-hmm. Okay. Today we have too many just, hey, the mom ain't there or the dad ain't there, and, hey, the kids just, you know, if they're lucky, they got a grandma or a grandpa that may have them and give them some kind of, you know, learning about how to be a decent human being.

So that's why I was saying, okay, what would you, okay, Look, you're doing this. What are you going to put in this child? You've got a human being, a beginning, an infant. So the body's there. Yeah, okay. The body is there.

The body's there. Now, what are we going to put into it to make him a good human being? Okay, and here's some of the stuff you leave out. we don't want no selfishness. Amen. That's out. Throw that out. Okay.

He gone. We want him here. He wants to be a person that shares and, you know, and like, you know, don't hurt nobody. Okay. Yeah, well, really the Ten Commandments. Trying to get that out of Wayland Day. Yeah. You know, trying to get all this, okay, and make him a good, you know.

And first of all, if you start with a good foundation, solid foundation, and then put the right building blocks in it, he'll be a good human. Well, the foundation you keep speaking of Jesus, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, that's a pretty good one to build your, build your life around on and model of. It took me 27 years to get there. I got three little projects I'm working on right now. Well, no, no. I'm just calling on to your life hoping for the best. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. But yeah. Because the human being has a bad flaw, okay, that he always makes the wrong choice. Boy, that's putting it lightly. No, no, I'm seriously. Look, and hey, this is person, I made a lot of wrong choices in my lifetime. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Okay. And I say, well, how would you get that out of us? You know, stop being so stupid. I'm serious. I don't know, but it started way back at the beginning. Well, no, no, it's always been there. And it's still here. Those kids are always watching what they see.

Most parents don't understand. Trust me when I tell you, if you say something, mom and dad, hey, the little ones are listening. Oh, buddy. Waylon is a bull ball mockingbird. now. They're listening. They're watching. They're watching. And guess what they see, monkey see, monkey do. Yeah. And when you see something and you ask, where did that come from? Hey, it came from you because you did it and they saw it. And then like he said, monkey see, monkey dude. But now it's not just what they see at home.

It's what they see on this black box. Oh, no, no. That thing right there was the guy that made that did a good thing. This was for mom when she's driving out by herself if the car breaks down. But hey, nobody ever uses that thing to talk to it anymore. It's a stupid tap rider. And they're talking about you,

because Jason, you'll say, hey, did you get my text? And I said, hey, I wrote a song about it. I don't text, I don't tweet, I don't do any of that crap. Call me at the phone. Call me and say hello. Idiot? Hunter, be sure and post this on size of Instagram. I don't text, I don't tweet.

I don't tweet, text. What does Phil say? But follow me on Instagram. But hey, somebody else does it for me now. I will. Make a little money off all that. Yeah, cut. You know, Phil's got a good saying about it.

He said, what ever happened to the telephone? He said, I'm sick of these cellophones. What happened to the telephone where you get on it and talk, you know? Well, Phil's part of the problem with that. Because you get him on the phone. He don't talk anyway. Well, no, no. We got, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bye. That all boils down.

We usually don't even say by. Manor. That all boils down to bad manners. Yeah. Well, back to the building the perfect human being. Throw away the cell phone. First of time, okay, foundation is Jesus. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. And then you start putting all the good stuff in it. Yeah, the fruits of the spirit. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. They list them out there.

I still start the way. I can watch you for two weeks, and I can tell you your core ain't right. Tighten that core up. Tighten that core up. I'm serious. I can say, I can watch you for two weeks, and I know without a doubt by what you do. By your mode of operation, you're going the wrong direction. It says that in the battle, even.

Because, hey, I remember going that way. Yeah, you went there. Yeah. And then I was asking myself when I've done it, why did you? you do that, you stupid idiot? Because you saw somebody else do it and said, hey, that looks pretty fun. Look kind of fun.

Let me try that. That's generally where it gets to. You're like, man, that looks kind of fun. It looks like fun. You go and you're like, yeah, that ain't so fun. That's the funniest part about all of it. Everybody looks at the Bible as this big old rule book of how you get to heaven. That way the Lord doesn't strike you down.

But if you actually like break it down and think about what the Bible commands you to do and like love others and don't do these things, at the end of the day, if you just listen to it, you're way better off. It's like, hey, if you just have this, instead of sleeping with every woman or man you can find, you just find this one person and do that and raise a family, and at age 40, you're going to be like,

wow, that was the way better choice. So it's the funniest thing to me that it becomes a rulebook in our minds, but it's really just like, hey, here's the secret. Yeah, heavy suggestions. Yeah, it's all you got to do. If you listen to these things, everybody around is going to like you more. Your family's going to be way better off. It's a weird ordeal.

You never notice that? It's almost like it's a tale as old as time. Yeah. It's really simple. You know, because like he was talking about, you know, I actually looked at guys like that when I was younger. He's up there with a big hammer. Oh.

Just waiting for me to mess up and then whacked him. Yeah, playing whack-a-mole. Which is, that's not the way Father is. A hammer is way better than a lightning boat. Okay. Yeah. No, it's not. No, he's not.

He's there. You know, most people, like you were talking about the Bible, okay, you would be shocked. And, hey, check it out. Look in the back and see the promises about how much God promises to human being. Mm-hmm. A whole bunch.

Okay. Never leave her for taking. Yeah. I'll always be there even to the end of the ages. You know, that's why one of my favorite painting is the sand, footprints in the sand. And the guy was asked, well, where was you, Lord? He said, hey, you got the wrong idea, son.

Then we're not your footprints you're seeing. They're mine, and I got you in my arms. I'm carrying you. Yeah. Okay. But it's just, that's why I just wanted to just throw that out there this morning talking about, well, hey, look, we have a creator that all he wants for you. My way of putting it is, hey, he wants you to go first class in everything.

And if you doubt that, read the Bible and you'll find out what I'm saying is true. You know, you start what Isaiah, 29, chapter 29, verse 11. you have no idea the plans I have for you not to harm you but to bless you and to give you hope and a future that's just one there's thousands of that future's eternity yeah which is a really long time yeah we were meant to be eternal beings because guess what was in the garden of even that adam and eve got kicked out of because they said send the tree of life. Well, if the tree of life was there, that means, hey, I could eat of it and I would live

forever. Let's take a break. We'll be back right after you. What's in the inbox, JD? I said, I had enough. Inbox time? Yeah. How about Dustin from Louisville, Kentucky?

Okay. So he said, we've talked a lot about the nicknames that Phil comes up with for everyone. do you guys have any nicknames for Phil and if so, do you say them to his face? No and also no. Mr. Phil? Yeah. Dad?

I mean, he's not my dad, but I call him that if he won't do whatever. Yes, sir, no, sir. Yeah, that's, I don't even think I've said no, sir. Did Phil ever have nicknames growing up since he just hangs one on everybody else? No, I did. What was yours? Perchmouth. Perch mouth.

How are we? just now hearing this. What does that mean? He just nicknamed me Purskmouth. Phil did. Yeah. I have known you

way too long to this be the first time you've ever brought this up. Well, no, no, no, because I'm not saying when we was growing up, we'd go to school. When we'd get off the bus, we'd tell them that, that's, hey, look, it was a weekend, Monday, Monday to school.

What'd y'all do this weekend? Yeah. And it was always something to do with hunting or fishing. And he'd say, me and old perchmouth. Yeah, me and old perchmouth went on, over there on old river. and Gillam. He said, hey, Northwest wind, 35 miles an hour.

I've known you for 20 years. And this is the first I've ever heard of perchment. You know, mama woke us up and said, hey, y'all ain't going to school today. I said, really? They said, yeah. She said, I'm fish hungry. Y'all go catch me some crappie. So we load up.

The good old days. And look, this old river, Red River, you know, fishermen come in there, commercial fishermen and they stick up sticks willows to tie their nets on. There ain't no trees growing in this, you know, they all die. So that's the only thing up there. So we pull up there, both of those, got a shangler on, throw it in there, cork goes under, catch one about a pound and a half each. Well, like I said, 35-mile-hour northwest wind.

By the time we take it off, put it in the cooler, put a new shiner on it, we're 100 yards down the lake. So look, we caught three a piece. It took us three times. Then Phil said finally, hey, this ain't going to work. You're going to have to be the motor and hold me here on this stick. Oh, perchmouth. So look, we had six.

Perch, mawhip, you take that paddle back here. Yeah, yeah. We had six fish, okay. Now we got 87, okay. I helped him there, and he caught like, what, 80, 81 more. He caught 84 and you caught. We called 81 more. But, yeah.

And you're... 84 to 3. And you're perched school. So, hey, then when we got school, you know, Tuesday morning after that, you know, what did y'all do? Hey, we caught. So Mrs. Jones, I'm in class. Yeah. So I, we're supposed to do a book report.

You know, Tom Sawyer and what's the old man? Uncle Barry Finn. Old Jim. On Mississippi River. Oh, Jim. So I said, hey, Tom Sawyer and all the kids said, hey, Miss Jones, we all know that. We want to know he skips school bunty, him and the field. What do they do?

We want to know what old perchmouth did. That's right. What old perchmouth do? And she said, go ahead and tell them, but hey, no, you're being graded on it. So look, I tell them, okay, hey, we caught 87 croppy in a 35-mile northwest wind. Well, she said, hey, I give you a C. I jumped up off of those students. I said, hey, have you lost your mind, Ms. Jones?

30, I said, in a 35 mile an hour northwest wind, 81, 87 Cropi. I said, that's a AAA anyway. She said, well, I'll give you a B-M-A. I said, deal. Oh, old perchmouthed back there, skill. That's right. And, hey, I was the five-horse motor kept Phil right there to let him catch him. So did you have a nickname for Phil when you all growing up?

Did he have one people called him? Yeah, but I can't tell what it is on this. Oh, okay, moving on. Okay. Wow. Yeah, I had a nickname for him because he was mean. Oh, there you go. As an older brother.

Shocker. When the cameras turn off, I'd love to know. I started with an A and have a couple of answers in it. Started with an A and ended with a hole? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's good stuff.

Oh, boy. That's less of a nickname and more of an observation. Oh, yeah. Mr. Phil. Micah from Chattanooga, Tennessee. eat, he's curious, if we knew we were dying tomorrow, what would be the last thing

we did on this earth and our final meal? Go. I would probably have a filet mignon steak medium plus. Okay, then I cooked myself with the little small tomatoes cut in half

with a lot of salt and pepper on it. Some form of pizza. That's it? Me? Hey, I have a meal, son. I'm just saying mine. Some form of pizza. Oh, he's going to have a pizza. Multiple pizzas.

Multiple. I mean, yeah, you're gone tomorrow. Why would he help? 12 inch or 14 inch? Multiple pieces. That matter. That matter. Just been 15 inch.

Multiple. We're hurting ourselves. 14 inch pizza. Yeah. I will have to, I will have to ask forgiveness for gluttony. One more time. One more time. One more again that night.

But, yeah, some form of pizza. I'd have, I'd have me a big old stack of fresh lump, crab meat, no shells. A pile of that. Then I'd have a pile of fresh tuna right next to it. He's a tuna man. Going out in the seafood.

Seared, I'd say, blackened. Yeah. I'd be good. I think I'd go with fried shrimp and more french fries than any human meat. Soft shell. Shelf crab wouldn't be bad. Yeah, soft shell crab are delicious.

Yeah, that'd be pretty good. Stone does a pretty good job on them. Yeah, I was surprised you didn't say that you were going to make stone cook it for you you going to cook it yourself no no no we're going to have soft-shell crab stones go cook it but filet mignon you're cooking it uh yeah i cook my fillet mignon yeah what do you say that what we what you would you say that what would you what would was there anything you got left to do oh well are you going out in the blazing glory in a blue angel jail yeah i have one thing i'm going to do if the doctors tell him i'm dying i'll fix to get on one of them

natural dragsters dragsters top fuel draster buddy and I will they'll say hey guess what Robertson is known for Perchmouth old purse mouth he done it he pulled it off

he run that drakster and hey he has the world record for the speed 400 miles a half mile that'd be impressive yeah it was he went out in a blaze of glory he was going down the track

and a nitro caught fire and blew the whole thing up including him there you go Martin I don't think there's anything I'd do I mean I'd spend it with my wife kids whoever's whatever members of my family are left we'd play jokes

I'd beat them in Mario card or something you know I don't know something one last fun time that they could but they would all be included in it whatever whatever that looks like. I might call all my buddy to have a giant poker game. That's more of what I figured you would are going to say. That's probably

what I'd do. I just have one last two rod and lose every dollar that is accessible to it. Actually, I would like to be invited. I don't want to be involved in any the other ones, but that one I'm in on. Hey, I would break out the gold coins for that last poker game.

Yeah, I don't know. That's a weird question to think about. Yeah. I'm something with my kids and my wife and whoever still. You wouldn't want to, like, go out in a blaze of glory like him? No. Go swim off the coast of South Africa and see if a great white get you? No, because I'm supposed to die tomorrow, not today.

Like, why? I mean, like, no. Get on one of them buggy boards and put a GoPro on your head. Yeah. Treat like a topwater seal? Yeah, no. That would be like a choppo, 1,200. Yeah, no.

Sounds fun to me. No. Anyway. That reminds me that cameraman. that he's sitting on a carcass what's left of a big giant whale. And it's about the size of both these tables. Well, I bet that's stopped. No, no.

This guy's on a floating blubber. Nope. A giant white shark comes up, and he sticks the camera right in that shark's face when he bites that blubber. And look, he'd take him about three twists. he bit twist twist twist twist and backed off hey look he had like that the cameraman said hey that's about a

150 pound chunk of a whale that the great white took I just can't stop thinking about the smell that had to be atrocious oh no no that was hey it was insane watching it unbelievable because I mean he literally just I mean stuck it on his nose while he was eating I said, do you talk about brave?

No. That's stupid. That's stupid. There's a very fine line there and they crossed it on that. Oh yeah. That's just dumb. I'm out. I'm out on swimming things.

Unless I'm dying tomorrow, then I might try it. It was good footage. Great footage. Otherwise, I'm on the boat. Yeah, me too. Anyway, Matthew 24-36. Go ahead. I don't think any of us are going to die tomorrow, but we're not promised it.

but there is one thing that is promised and is that day or hour no one knows not even the angels in heaven nor the sun but only the father one day Jesus is coming back to get us you never know when it's going to be so you know I ain't gonna go eat fried shrimp tonight but I am going to do my best to follow Jesus Christ because this could be it tomorrow amen buddy you might never even hear this we might be in heaven before it airs we can only get so lucky yeah I'm in we'll see y'all next time right here sign me out