Duck Call Room - Phil Robertson Found a Small Mammal in His Beard

Episode Date: January 25, 2022

Uncle Si recalls what Phil did when he found a four-legged critter in his beard. Godwin is BACK, and he and Martin tell funny stories from their trip to Scotland. Si describes what Al saw when he walked by a pond full of crocodiles in Africa. John-David explains the difference between a gorge and a canyon. And Si sets the record straight on whether he was really bitten by a snake 27 times. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the Ducks Hall Room. We're back. Gobwin? Yep. It's good to have you back, friend. It feels like you ain't been here in a hot minute, huh? It ain't been but a week. Really? No, it's been.

It seems longer tonight. Three. Since you've been in here. It's been a while. That's his fault, not mine. Those of you watching, Gobbl-in just pointed at Cole. First thing you did? That's blame.

Hey, you know what, Cole. Show Gobwin our new effects. He don't know yet. Watch this, Godwin. Godwin, we love you. Hey. Hey, here we go, boys. We're like a morning radio show.

It's wake up time. Before you know it, people are going to be calling us Chuck Redding around here. We got sound effects and everything. Golly. Well, what you've been up to, Johnny G? Why have you been gone? I went and spoke in Charleston, Missouri. Okay.

Look, here's a quick fact on that. I was headed up 55. It was when all that snow was going on. Uh-huh. It was pretty, though. It was during the blitzers. Yeah. Look, if you put a truck motor, car motor, any kind of motor in the back of your truck

and drove up there, by the time you got there, you could have built a car. They're pieces laying all over the highway. Fenders, trailers, tires. I didn't know what you were being in there first. All you had to carry was the motor though. I'd see it. Because the chassis and everything else. was laid on the side of the road up there on one side or the other there you go so what you're

telling me is rednecks can't drive in the snow they they had too much fun that kind of went on my head to begin with i didn't get it they kept uh i come there's a lot a lot of uh a lot of pieces laying on side of road okay when it snowed here last year i almost ended up in a ditch it's scary ice ain't made for vehement no don't hit the brake i come around the car i was getting where i was this guy He was smoking like 39 Boston butts. Oh, I thought she was talking about Sagrets or something. I didn't know what she was talking about. He said he was.

Whatever or nothing. I thought he was driving around this curve. It was just a little wet spot. Look like it was wet, but it was hard. Black eyes. Yeah, it was something. Okay, black eyes. It's slick.

Slickery. Oh, yeah. But you held it between the line. I got slideboys and that curve, and I just kind of helped it a little. bit after that. What was the first thing that went through your mind? The gas is your friend. Yeah. Gas is your friend. Straighten out. Gas on it. If you'd hit the brakes, we'd been telling a different story here.

There'd be some more pieces than the ditch. But I spoke at a church up there and then come back to Arkansas with our friend Jeff Smith, a croppy magnet, little duck hunting with him and old W. Y-Hee-Hee-H-H. Y'all kill you a few of them? We did. That's good. I left you a deal. A couple of hands full. I'm glad somebody captured some.

Yeah. There ain't no capturing going on around here. Then I left there and I went to Pine Blunt. Now, you wouldn't think there's any ducks in Pine Bluck. But that's where I went to the grove and I got to hunt with some Navy Seals. Oh, yeah, the veterans hunt. I was supposed to be. I was supposed to be a part of that.

Yeah. They had some stories, too. Stuff you don't think about over there. Yeah. He said he drove three. through the Garden of Eden and through earth. That was pretty cool. He said, that was cool.

That is neat. Went right through it in the Humby. That's a little bit different in Genesis. Yeah. They didn't have humpies in. Well, they wasn't walking in the cool of the afternoon. Let's just say that. Yeah.

That's one of my favorite verses. Because, you know, when it said that, I'm glad you mentioned that. Why did they mention the cool of the day? When Adam was walking in the cool of the day, and why did they say that? Because God, because I was going to ask you since you said you spoke at a church,

what did you speak about? Oh, I talk about you. Yeah, but what was the lesson about? Oh, I just how Phil told me the gospel. I shared the gospel with him. Right. You can't go wrong. Uh-uh.

Can't go wrong if you're sharing the gospel with it. Yeah, but the cool of the day deal. you know I thought why did they even put that I don't forget what first that is Genesis 3 8th yeah then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day and they hid you know why they say in the cool why even mention it's because they took evening walks with God every evening that's pretty awesome oh no no yeah when you think about that that is pretty cool and they sound just like us there in the summertime let that heat break yeah

Yeah, we're still doing it to this day. Oh, yeah. Once that heat breaks, you can go work a little while. You work until about 11 o'clock come in and then wait to that heat break. Yeah, that's exactly right. Cold bang. Then I come back here and I got to come in here with you boys. Well, I'm more curious in what Ms. Paula had you do in yesterday,

because when I called you, you was out of breath. Oh, yeah. When I think, say, sit down and he said, God, I'm so sore. I know. I'm sore to write my hand. I'm cut. I mean, I got out, when I left here yesterday, and I pulled up in my parking spot, I got out and grabbed a chainsaw.

I didn't even go in the house. I went to cutting them flower bushes down. I don't know what kind of deals. They get big. With a chainsaw? Oh, yeah, they big. All right. They about to figure around.

Things growing off of them. How big? I don't know what. What about this bigger? Ladies and gentlemen, that's a pretty big size pipe. Well, no, no. See, that's the bad part about it. I don't know why they talk you in to put some kind of tree in a flower bed next to your house.

No, you could brush a blind with these things. They grow taller in the house, do. Yeah. So, hey, that's what, bless it, breaks concrete, unlevel the, walk, whatever. You can't kill them. Yeah. Yeah. It ain't too bright making a garden in your house.

I don't know what them things. They ain't busting size concrete. He ain't got nothing. Well, I'm just saying, hey, I got, you know, I did it too. My wife wants some prance, right? Okay, now, you know, when they put him in, it was all right. But now they're 10 foot tall. Yeah.

Well, I wipe them down and. Yeah. And I was sitting down there. I was sitting there talking to Martin. He called me on the phone. And then here comes probably out of the house. And she got, she went to the round the side of the shop and got a ladder. His exact phrase was, oh, no, she's carrying a ladder.

I'm thinking I've had to get up in a tree or something. But she just got on them gutters, cleaned them gutters out. Miss Paula, the only person I know that started spring cleaning on January the 18th. She said, give me a cardless drill this gutters lease and a bigger screw. I said, all right. That's that Nordic in her. That's that Norwegian in her. She said, you go on, I take care of myself.

Don't you worry about me. No, she could. She could. Well, why was you so out of breath, though? I just had a big old, as many as I could tote from the front of the house to the back to the burn pile. Well, we may need to move John David's machine over here to you and let you get you a few pedals on that. I'm just working out, baby. You get on that.

Hey, he's been working out, and he's been losing weight, too. I do. I need to give you one. He's about 38 pounds. As slow as a hunting's been, we all need one. We need a dad gun. One made out of titanium or something. It's super light.

We can just add to our backpack. At least we'd be doing something. The way that hunting's going, them croppy, they ain't scared yet, but if they knew what was on my mind, what's fixing to happen to? Ranting about to be due. They would be scared if they knew what you was thinking. Oh, I'm fixing a sore leap of my arm. Well, that's what you can do.

I see some little holes in the front of that cubie. You can mount that thing on the front of your boat. Yeah, just. and sit there. They'll never hear me coming. Spidear rig. Yeah, sit there and pedal while you're fishing. There you go.

Now you're getting to it somewhere now. Cubie, the Finn Commander Cubie. Brought to you by this. That's just an idea. I don't know. Y'all, y'all do with that what you will. You can put it like on a kayak and then pedal yourself around. Yeah.

I don't know, though. We don't want to confuse fishing with exercise now. No, I go out there to relax. Yeah, y'all trying to mess up a good thing here. Well, Godwin, we are glad to have you back. I'm glad to be back. We're going to go ahead and pedal into our first break. We'll be back right after this.

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support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Well, Godwin, sir. I like it. I'm with you. This duck season, Vince a damn, I'm ready to go fishing. Generally, like the last 12 or so days, you're kind of dreading it.

You're like, man, I just, you know, it's going to be gone until next November. And this one, I'm kind of trying to usher out the door. Hurry up, get over. They can't wait for it to get over with it. But then the next day you're going to be wondering what to do. No, no, I figured that out pretty quick. This year, I just, they've whooped me.

My hat's off to you, their feathered friend. You have officially beat me into submission. I didn't think it was possible. Did they whip you or did they just never show up? They never show. Well, that was part of whooping me. When the fed say that there's a bunch of ducks, you always think, well, I ought to be seeing more.

But you're killing them. But then when they say they ain't none, they're right. Yeah. They got that and down there. They got it right this year. All of North Louisiana have been a gar for about three weeks now. It's just been terrible. But, you know, whatever.

Hey, that just means more of them is going to go back and have babies and maybe we'll get some of them next year. So, you know, do our part. Take it good with the bad and move on. That's all you can do with it. All you do now, take back your pick up to the boat. That's right. up at the lake bush well before you know it we'll all be riding tractors planting and clearing

and making sure that it's in shape for them for next year that's the funny thing about it is you know duck season don't end i mean it ends on january 30th this year that's when the work starts but 2022 duck season starts on january 31st and they never thank you all they thank you every time they back pedal that's the way of them saying thank you sir you tax them and you move on that's just And then you reduce them to possession, and they ain't got to fly back to Canada. So they ought to be thinking. Saving them a trip.

That's a long trip. You got to have the right perspective on this. That's right. Yeah. And you wrap bacon around them or douse them in fire. And cut them up and eat them. That's what I'm talking about. You know, Saib, what, you ain't, you ain't,

was nature on last night? Have you watched anything? No, let's see. Oh, that's the night. It'll be on tonight. Tonight is when I watch it. There you go. Either watch that or either Father Brown.

It's a BBB show. BBC. Oh. BBC. I saw a better business bureau. Hello. How you doing? Yeah.

He's got a good show. Do you drink when you watch it? It's a drama show. Somebody nearly gets murdered all the time and then, you know, Father Brown has got to figure out who did it. Oh. And he's pretty good. That sounds like a British Walker, Texas Ranger. Oh, yeah.

It is. All rolling in one. There you go. British water water. Yeah. All right. I like it. Hey, if you need a funny British show to watch, but it has a little bit of coarse language, I highly recommend Ted Lassau. I know I've said it before.

That show is funny. That's funny. I don't care who you are. It's funny. The language is a little rough. Little rough, but it's funny. It is good stuff. I never thought I'd watch a show about soccer, but here we are.

Hey, soccer. Soccer. or as they call it football but here we are that's what we're down to these days that's football where they whack it with their foot mm-hmm

what we're starting now for the last four games to see who get them in the there's four this weekend yeah you got of socks seven no nice

switch back to regular football now he's back on American football why don't we call it British football and regular because way more of them play it than we do. That's true. And they make way more money than our boys make too. They get the original. They get football. We're American football. We're American. We're

tackle football. You take a helmet off of somebody? They quit using it. They quit using their head. But you know, if they want to cut down on concussions and all that, take away the protection. That's right. Take away the encouragement. You can't wear no helmets. Yeah. Take away the encouragement for using your head. There ain't no sparing no. No. No. No. I mean, like, maybe. Maybe you you've come up with the idea of pro football. Get rid of them. Take all the pads away. Hey, take the pads away.

Okay. I actually think that would work. It would help. It wouldn't hurt. Now, the first year or two may hurt because they're still going to be doing the same thing. But once you get that out of the way. Yeah, once they realize, wait a minute, I can't do what I used to do. I don't have pads or helmets on them.

Well, I mean, I just think, like, when I get in a circumstance where I'm like, oh, watch your head. You know what I do? I watch my head. Yeah. You're done. Yeah. out the way. I move it. I keep it out of the way. But if you put a football helmet on it.

But if I put a hard hat on, I'll go walk through that door right there. Like, just, I'll lower my head and go face first through it, you know? Walk on through it. It's just one of those kinds of deals. It's all a mental thing. Like, you know, you got something up there that said protect you. Then you think you can't be hurt, you know. What kind of do, Superman, boys. Yeah. Ten feet tall and bulletproof.

There you go. You find that real soon. You ain't ten feet tall and you ain't. Yeah, you find out real, real soon that there's always a bigger bear. Like Stone says, hey, if you're going to take a bear, yeah, big grizzly. Yeah, that's exactly right. Problem is, sometimes you think you're a grizzly,

and you run into one that's a show enough grizzly. I ain't a grizzly. I'm like a koala. A guala, koala bear. He's that little cute. I ain't even a parrot in there. No, you ain't no koala. They eat all them leaves.

I ain't ever seen you just dough pop a salad. I mean, I'll eat a salad. Right. That one's why he said he had dope pop. He's kind of like a Tasmanian devil. That's a little more. Well, I'm not that mean. You go, boy.

I definitely ain't that fast. They ain't that mean either. They just growl a lot. Okay. All right. Got him. Tasmanian devil. Oh, Lord.

What kind of bear are you? Side teddy. That would be the baddest polar bear. No, teddy bear. Hey, no, he's a teddy bear. The man won't walk outside when it's 40. He ain't no polar bear. Polar bear is bad as he drinks a lot of coffee.

Because polar bear hunts you back. Yeah. I'm going to stick with my thoughts on side of being a teddy bear. He's too nice. He ain't no polar bear. He can be a black bear. The climate would not fit me. No, I can't be a polar bear.

I don't like ice. No, you're America's favorite. Hey, you got to like ice. Oh, that's a big old bear. I found a ranking. of bears. Who's number one? That big Russian one.

I found Si. I'm telling you. I found it. Good, Gary. That's a honey bear. It's Gene Funiman. Hey, no, that's a honey bear. Hey.

What in the world? It's a sun bear. That's the honey bear. The sun bear. The sun bear. It's a honey bear. I'm telling you. It's from Asia.

There you go. And it likes the name honeybear. What did I tell you? I don't know why I even. I told you it was a honey bear You don't have to keep reading Three weeks ago he watched a documentary about them

Guarantee I can just tell by that tongue The honey bear is number one The honey bear is number three According to whoever this is The ranking boys Oh there's a bamboo bear Bamboo bear

I believe they call that a panda Yeah I just look at pictures of bears Everybody he eats a lot of bamboo There I am there is boy, Colala bear He's sitting there wondering,

I told you the boy was from Australia He's sitting there wondering What do I do next? He's thinking, yep, he's deep in thought Yeah He said how do I get down from here? Yeah, and how did I give you? There's gobbling

That's me right there Gobbling in a recliner At the green gate right there Yeah, facing a roll down the hill Yeah I was I rolled down a hill in Scotland Have you done that?

Yeah, that's a true statement We went to Scotland for that Duck Dynast the episode, the first thing we did upon arrival, Guy one said, we got to go find a hill. I said, why? He said, I've always wanted to roll down a hill in Scotland. So, he found a hill. Guess what?

We found a hill, and I watched him roll down a hill in Scotland. And you can't say it. He took his bucket lift out and checked it off. Roll down the hill in Scotland. I don't. I sure did. I don't know how that ends up on a man's list, but I watched it happen. It's about the same as rolling down a hill here, only a lot further away.

You had to travel a long way to do it. There you go, boys. Had the ground's a lot softer. You heard of it. You're so confused. That ground over there was soft. I can't believe there ain't no mud over. No, ain't no mud.

Remember it rained during that strong man contest? With no mud. All I had was wet shoes. You was there. I needed some cleats though when we did that tug-a-war. Yeah. That boy drugged me through the dirt like it wasn't nobody's business. I'd wear a tennis shoes.

We need them spikes like they had in them. They had cleats on. Yeah, but you were playing their game. Yeah, but they had cleats on. You almost beat them. No, we didn't come. No. It wasn't almost.

They was just running about it. Them big old Scottish rascals drug us wherever they want. Hey, the reason they drug you all around, okay, anybody that flips a telephone pole for fun? Like toothpicks. Yeah, like toothpicks, yeah. You don't want to mess them. I know. Not only did they flip them.

They toad them. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They toad them. And then it took two people to tow it back. That's it. Yeah. That was fun.

When they'd go to flip them, they'd do it all by themselves, and then they'd take two or three of them to get it back up. Yeah, go pick it up and drag it off the bill? Yeah. Okay. I wonder how you'd come out with it. Hey, you want to go flip a telephone boat. I bet you can't flip that.

Yeah. If it was an American thing, I'd swear natural light was involved. Oh, yeah. Let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. So, Gobin wasn't the only one that checked off bucket list. I did, too. What?

The problem is his was free. Okay. Mine clipped me for about $650. I got to play a round of golf at St. Andrews. Oh, wow. The old course at St. Andrews, I got to play around the golf air, which that's back when I really loved golf. Probably ain't as high on my list.

Oh, it's depending on the win. You see, you don't have an appreciation for that, even watching it on TV until you go do it. Because when we went out on the front nine, I shot like 41. No problem. That's pretty good for me. No, no, pretty good score.

When we came back, I run smooth out of golf balls. Because the front nine, we're going down when. Okay. The whole way. Yeah. Back home was into the wind. Uh-oh. The whole way.

And I finally, I kind of just waved the white flag, like on that road hole and all that. I couldn't even make it to the fairway. Like, I mean, it was ridiculous. But, you know, I played 18, so that was cool. I didn't hit the hotel. That was kind of fun. So, but some of them hard holes in the middle, I said, No, bro, I'm good.

I'm just going to look. But, Saab, anything you've done recently for your bucket list? Well, no. Actually, what's at the top of your bucket list right now? I actually like to pull off what was at the top of my bucket list in Ireland. Did you? Yeah, because I had the lock nest monster on the rod and reel. Oh, Lord.

But hey, they had some cheap line on there, and he broke the line on it. There we go. So your bucket list is to catch the lock nest monster. Lock-ass monster boys. Why would I expect any different? That's right. Why would you expect anything? Why?

Johnny Dewey. I shot Bigfoot, but he didn't go down. He shot Bigfoot. He must have been with a 6-5 Creed more. What? Oh. You shot him with the wrong gun. If you didn't do that high shoulder,

that high shoulder shot. That's right. That's right. With that 6.5, down he goes, boys. I don't even know what we're talking about. I don't even. What do we talk about our bucket with? Well, hunters would know.

But what's at the top of you? Oh, careful. He's a fisherman. He owns a tackle shot. Yeah. Leave me long. His bucket list is to sell 10 pounds a shot. I think we all killed the same amount of ducks today.

That's all I'm saying. Yeah. You're probably right. Yep. That's the point. I mean, if somebody got greater than zero today than they're in the league. I say that. So.

I don't know. You don't have anything. I mean, I know a lot of it you knocked out during Doug Dynasty with Saints experiences. I cruise through a couple of those. You know, I still want to go on an African safari, but that's not happening anytime soon. Are you going on shooting anything? No, I, okay. You're just going for the beauty.

I just want to go. I have that in your bucket. Okay. Look at them. I'm not the, look, if it's legal and it's what you want to do, you want to go shoot a monkey. No, I'm like you. By all means, go for it. but I'm out.

I'm like you. I would like to go to Africa when the world of beast leave the Serengetty plane. And watch lines. So just dried up and they make their 5,000 mile trek. And when they come, I don't know what the name of the river is, but they come to this river, okay, and guess who is waiting on them? The crocodiles. The crocodile.

Or the hippos. Or the lions. No, no. They all wait. Everybody's waiting. Everybody is waiting. on this migration but i just won't you know that'd be the definition of a pinch point oh no no no look al went to uh africa he's been there four or five times okay missionary work okay and he walked

by it was like a uh in town but just a little pond in the middle of the town okay is loaded with giant crocodile no no no no no look no i believe what he did i'm just saying i've watched that I've watched a lot of shows on that guitar and all this good junk. And his shows that Crocodone. Hey, TV does not do a live crocodile. Right. Okay, because when Al walked by and he had some pictures taken, they're walking by these things.

And I'm telling you, hey, that crocodile looked like he is wide as this table. They probably was. Okay, and about 20 foot long. Probably had a name too. Oh, no, no, no. Big George or something. I'm sure. And I said, you mean if y'all have to go get water for them things will?

I'd be, I'd be taking care of them. Getting them out of there. No, you can't take care of them. Something tells me if you're dipping water out of a pond, you probably ain't got the money for ammunition. Yeah. Well, no, no, that's not that. I'd be doing it.

I'm just saying, hey. Long stand. Yeah. I would just be, hey, now, I don't know what would happen because I guess we'd die of thirst. He's out. So you want to go? I guess the thing about, yeah, that's what would happen. Because if that's in where I had got to go get water,

this boy ain't going to the waterhole. So you ain't going to swimming, huh? Yeah. No, and I ain't going to the waterhole either. Yeah. Say what? You want me to do what? No, not my turn.

But you want to go watch them eat at the wildebeest. Well, no, no, I want to go and watch it, okay, from a distance, a safe distance. Yeah, so I want to be a fair on a cliff with a good pair of noculus. They got them rigs. He's sitting on the... Look. Not enough. There's like a million of these things that's going to cross this river, okay?

And look, and all the crocodiles in that river are there because this shows them when they do it, that they come just jumping in the water and they can't even get to the water because their hooves are on top of a crocodile. I got to be honest with you. Every time I watch one of them shows and one of them zebras gets got, I chuckle a little bit inside. Uh-oh, he don't like zebras. No. My buddy got them zebras at his place and they mean, man. Man, they're rude.

They just... Can I got some zebras? No, another buddy might be it. They're just rude, man. Oh, I would like to have somebody's saddle one and let me ride it. Well, buddy. Yeah. If you can get a saddle on one of them, you...

It must be hard to ride because you never see nobody riding more. Well, well, no, I've seen people ride them for one moment. There was a movie. John Wayne started in a movie and he was catching all the animals. Oh, they just had it. Okay, well, hey, look, he was on one with a zebra with a saddle. Oh, man. It was a good-looking horse.

So African safari from a distance high on your list. Yeah. I'm going to get a lot. I would not go see all the exotic animals that are living in Africa. Yeah. But I don't. Okay. In the wild.

Yeah, I ain't got no big. None of them have ever been on my list of things to hunt. Like, I just. Oh, I wouldn't care to harm them. Yeah, they don't. Yeah. But that's what Johnny Dee was saying. Some people hunt zoo at, which there's white-tailed deer at the Monroe Zoo.

Yeah. I'll hunt. that yeah and there's some ducks but like yeah I don't I don't get hold on I just found a man riding a zebra there you go I tell you a zebra he ain't got no sad hey look like that looks so cool he bear back yeah bear back oh they're pretty small oh well that's a little one now that's a young one oh there watch him boys he hooks watch him boys he hooks easy easy you better let go son and that's that right there is why you don't trust horses no I don't trust horses you got So since we've done things kind of on our bucket list, what you got?

We got to have something else we want to check off. So what? Where you at? What else you got, got them? What else I got? What do I want to do? Roll down a hill in Scotland, check. Done it.

Roll down a hill. No. In Australia. I want to catch up. I don't want to stand on. He said he don't want to stand on his head. Hey, no, that'd be too tough. You ain't got no hair.

No, we're doing rough. Everybody wants to catch a world record fish. I do. I want to catch the world record Chinky fans. Now it's about six and a quarter pounds. You ain't going to catch one that. That's a big chicken. I put New Zealand on the top of my.

All of them are chicken pan. If they just made a quicker weight. I know. I'm not built for 20 hours. What are you going to New Zealand far? Where? To look around. Okay, just to see some what's there.

No, I would. I would hunt. red stag or something. Oh, he's gonna go get that rain. That what? Oh. Oh. Oh.

Hey. Right. They got giant elk. Yeah. Okay. And they got giant stags. Oh, well, fallow deer too. Fallows, yep.

They got both of them are you know what else they got? Humongous. Lots of mallard ducks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You call and look the limit. You kill pickup load.

They don't care. You can shoot them about a moon like. That's because they ain't from there. you can shoot them with by the moonlight. Yeah. And you pour corn out. Yeah, they come better when you pull corn out. Yeah.

So I've heard. Oh. Well, let's take another break. If somebody, if you got something else on your bucket list, let's bring it up on this next. We'll be back right after. I got a great for a bucket list. Well, what is it? Hey.

Do tell. How would you like to be able to actually go and see everything in the ocean? You want to get in a submarine? No, no. I'm just being, tell me, if you were capable of doing it. You could just go me at the water? Like, Aquaman? Yeah, you could just see everything that's in the ocean. The ocean's big, man.

Well, no, I know. Indeed. The other part would be, okay, how would you like to look at everything on this earth, the beauty of it? At once? Yeah. So, like, the northern lights up above the Grand Canyon? Well, that would be cool. Everything.

Especially above the Grand Canyon. See the northern lights from the south. Then they'd be the southern light. You want to combine great things to look at the beauty of all of it. What would be the prettiest? You know, because look, there's so many creatures in the ocean, we ain't even, we ain't even, you know, nobody's cataloged. Well, let me just tell you something.

The same thing on the earth. Unlike that African safari. Yeah. Where you ain't going grocery shopping? Yeah. If I get in on that, I'm going grocery shopping. Oh, yeah. Man likes a fish.

I do love them saltwater fish. they're good to eat. Nine out of ten of them. Yeah, I'm in for the beauty of it. Yeah. Here's one for the deal. You know, every time I've went deep sea fishing, okay, boom, there's the bite. You set the hook, you reel it in, and it's when it starts out and talking about, okay,

he's coming up, talking about good, look at it. You know, it's flashing silver. It's like somebody's underwater with the mirror, and they're flashing silver. Okay. Well, then when you get him up the side of the boat, no, he ain't silver. He's blue. No, he's camouflaged. It's a nurse shark.

And he's black and brown dotted. Yep, yep, yep. Where did the silver come from? You got to be slick, catch a nurse shark. Old Stone caught one. Or a doctor. Hey, look, he caught one, you know, about eight foot off. And look, he was flashing silver, okay, and he's a camouflage.

Black and brown dots. But he was silver. He was silver when he was in the water's flashing. That light refracting through that water. got you all twisted. Well, I don't understand how it happened. Same thing about, okay, you know, you catch a red snapper, okay. It was flashes of silver.

When he comes out, he's red as this cup right here, bright red. Yeah, I don't understand. The physics of bending light. Oh, no, yeah. It's lost on him. My mind is saying, you know. That's like when you go bow hunting fish for fish, you know, shooting bow.

at them you got to shoot way under you got to shoot to me it yeah well under under because it's gonna go hit the water and it's gonna come up there you go so you got shoot below him to allow for the upcoming then you don't pop your microphone yeah blow everybody here drums up and for the upcoming yeah for the upcoming boy society the splendor of the world all at once oh yeah just boom just because the same part of it will relationship okay like the big uh he stayed in a hard day in less no no like the big parents okay that are all colors the big what yeah here her right hair hair in amazon yeah yeah

and they actually nest in cliffs down there do you want to see the animals or do you want to see like i won't see it all the grand canyon oh i've seen the grand canyon i've walked down i've actually been just kind of just real you know to look down it okay look down it okay down in the Grand Canyon? Oh, yeah. I've only seen the Grand Canyon from a plane, and it was grand. Oh, no, no, it was very deep. That's a big old hole.

You keep bringing it up. Yeah, and water. Water is what done that. Yeah. Colorado River. A mile deep in places. A mile long way. What about the Royal Gorge?

You ever walked across the Royal Gorge? You know the big swing they have on the Royal Gorge? The bridge. The big swinging bridge. No, they got a swing. A swing. The giant swing they have at the beach over the, on the very edge of the Royal Gorge,

and you go out at like 17 years old, I did that, and I'm still nervous about it. You see any mule there? Did any mule there come up there? I peed my pants a little, and my eyes were closed, so I didn't say anything. Oh, you missed it. I wasn't really looking.

He missed at all, boys. That's the Royal Gorge. I've walked across that bridge. Uh-huh. Hold on, watch this. Did you? Mm-hmm. Oh, ha. No, I wouldn't walk across it. Did you run across it? Excuse me. I was young, I might have. I don't remember. I just remember being there. I remember the mule deer coming up. On the bridge? Feed them. Now you. Oh, okay.

They wait for you on the other side. Yeah. They're saying, come on. Okay. I got it. Why is that called the Royal Gorge? No. Why is it called a Grand Canyon? So this grand. Well, this place is Royal. And it's a gorge.

And it's a gorge. Okay. But what's the difference between a gorge and a canyon? Why isn't it a royal canyon? Or why not it's a grand gorge? About two miles. That's one if. What if?

What if? Yeah. I love it. You got to love this. Here you go. Yeah, I did this. I did this swing. Nope.

Up above. Oh, wow. I would do that. It's on the edge of the Royal Gorge. I'm going to need to know who makes that fishing line. I got the VHS tape. I don't know how to play it anymore. I ain't got VHS. So you actually was going to swing on this thing.

Oh, yeah. He was swang and that was what, 12, 15 years ago? Royal. Yeah, how old about it? 15 years ago? That's one of the wonders, seven wonders of the world. Who thought of that? A swing on the edge of it?

Yeah. I wonder if they've re-spolled that line. They've got to change it about every two days. They had to change it after I peeped. I feel a lawsuit coming up. Look at her. How about that? Wow.

The real course. The things you wonder, but you know what I often wonder? No. If a bear puts on socks and shoes, is he still bear put it? It's in your head. Tuesday! How are they going? If a bear puts on socks and shoes,

He's still bear. I read that somewhere. Somebody's done it, Joe. I said, that's pretty good. That was a good one. That was a good one guy. You got a debate that. Hey, he got me on that, boys.

If a bear puts on a sock and shoes, it is still bare-footed. I would say no. Huh? He's a bear with feet. Is it spelled the same way? Bare-footed and bear feet? He was made more one of them, he was bare-footing.

He was bare-footing as all I know. Do bears have feet? yeah I don't know or um came up whatever I typed in barefooted I guess they got Paul's but again what's difference between

Pauls and Pee Pals and Claw same deal what's the difference in a gorge in a canyon what is the difference in a gorge I told you about a mile about a mile I hope that's right

golly I hope that's right a gorge is a narrow valley a narrow valley located between mountains. Okay, yeah. The gorge is between mountains. The gorge is often smaller than a canyon. Okay, there you go. Although both words are used to describe deep, narrow valleys with a stream or river running along. That's what I'm talking about. All right. About a mile. So it's just...

That's a difference. It's just whatever you want it to be. The Grand Canyon is more than a mile across and the gourd, the royal gourd. It's like the Mississippi real. I don't think it's quite a mile across. It's not a mile. It's more narrow. There you go. There it is. Grand Canyon's big. It's big.

Hey, you know, the funny thing is this week normally we would be flying over the Grand Canyon. There's a shot show. That's right. I forgot all about it. But we ain't there. Along with a lot of other people. It's going on right now? Going on right now.

Oh, the shot show in Vegas? Yeah. Praise the Lord, we ain't there. Even though Johnny D. still owes me a drive out there I ain't never go excuse me sir I'm never going he's never going back he's never going back I never experienced a lava organe I just don't like Vegas unless the Saints make the Super Bowl and it's hosted in Vegas I may go then that could convince me if somebody said ready there you go I'm not a Vegas

person everything you never go outside no never go outside but the food is good Get in. If you don't like this and go next door. If you don't like this place, you'll try the next door. Amen. They're all connected. Well, now that we've discovered

the difference between gorges and canyons, by the mile. I've been to the big horn. By the mile. It's big. Y'all get back to me on the bare feet. Send us an email. He wants the bare feet answered.

Yeah, let's ask the fair. Let's poll the fans. If a bear is wearing socks and shoes, is he still barefooted? I'm saying no. He's going no. Jayne he said no. What do you say?

I'm still thinking about it. I'm still competent. What is the word? Oh, compliment. What did you say? Contemplating is what you're looking for. What is the word I'm looking for? Comptopating?

Yeah, there it is. Close. Okay, boys. Let's go with that. All right, well, let's. Complentating. Let's complicate over. I will get back to you with an answer.

Well, good. Let's take a break in. That way you. thing. He can complicate it. Johnny D, what's in that mailbag? We on at hello. Hello at dot com.

Back to the email. I'm just going to say it again. I'm cheering for the Bengals. I just think you should say go bingles. Quit emailing me. My name is Robert. Hello, Rob. Hi, Rob.

Here's J.D. I'm from Central Coast, California. From California. He's got good news. His work last year changed their rules about beards. Bravo UPS So he grew his beard out Awesome

But now he has this weird habit of licking his mustache all day And it drives his wife crazy Have you guys ever experienced any weird beard habits I'll bleed the fifth on this man? Wait, why? You bite yours I do, I bite it I bite it

I'll sit there I'll sit there and keep it No I don't lick it But I'll keep it right at the top of my lip, because if it gets over, I can just reach up here, snip it off. That's how he trims his left. Well, I've got a question. What's that?

For all the beard guys. You're one of them. What's the weirdest thing you've ever found in your book? Hmm. I ain't ever found nothing. I mean, duck, duck lies. I'm a, I mean, I've had a couple of duck lice get caught up in there. Well, yeah, that's just from toting duck.

Yeah. I mean, I found a good size, like, crumb. It was still a crumb. How old was it? I mean, like. When's the last time? No, it was from like either breakfast or lunch, but I found it much later that day. Cudders.

Cudders. There's all kind of cutters get them beer. Was you any. Duck rice. Yeah. Ticks. Now I'm biting my, now I'm biting my mustache to trim it. I got a short beard now, though.

I got this little girly beard. I do bite it, though. But I don't... I ain't found nothing. But licking it, that's a different, that's a different animal. When you all said that, the only thing I hit my mind is it, Phil was duck hunting somewhere, and they were staying in an old trailer. Oh, I remember this.

Okay. Mm-hmm. He's asleep and feels something in his beard. No, no, the next thing you hear is, was a scratching, and then a thud against a wall. What was in his beard? A mouse. Oh! Oh, yeah.

Yeah. That was so funny part was the fun of the wall. Yeah. So he just threw that mouse up against the house. We had a rat. Off the wall, boy. We had a rat at the deer camp. He got, we set out a coon trap for him.

Coon trap? Yeah, you can hear him. In the roof. Big old cotton rat. Yeah, they wake you up. Their tail come across you live like him. Uh-oh. Man, y'all need a cap.

Oh, he's well. I need a camp camp camp. He was way out and a tin sauce swamp. Yeah, you needed a camp cap. Six miles from the rig. I'm so confused. Okay. No beard.

Habits. You bite yours. I'll bite my mustache. Trim it. Quit licking your mustache. I don't know about licking it. Put some hot sauce on there. Yeah, put some cayenne or something up there.

You'll get off that. Of course, then you'll snort it. So that ain't going to be no good either. But if you're like, Si, that doesn't affect you. All right. one of my favorite emails we've ever gotten ever got oh he can't share it with us it's a good one he likes all of us well good James Jimmy from Northern Michigan he had to do a project in his English class okay and he did a project about the

Junk call room oh he did a dung PowerPoint yeah there's a PowerPoint character board All right. Character board, boy. Of the duck call room, Arthur's, Cy Robertson and Justin Martin. What? I've made it. Hey, you done to Arthur? I guess. It's a nature slash religious podcast.

Good, awesome. I'm just glad to know somebody's been writing a script this whole time. What do you say about Cy? So about Cy, he says he's the greatest storyteller of all time. He's old, not so wise man. Yep, yeah, I concur. Old but not so wise. That's what he said.

I thought he said why. Oh, I like that one right there. The best person on Duck Dynasty, not an opinion. A fact. That's a fact. Jack. Yes, it's true. Looks the same now as he did at the beginning of Duck Dynasty.

Yeah, he's born like that. That's just you, Siles. Justin Martin. I like that old pudgy. Has been a, yeah. A man didn't look for good photos of us, by the way. That's my only flaw. I'm going to solid.

That's from last year, fishing. at Bussy Break, but that one down below was me and Jace Teal hunting. I don't why I'm so mad. That's way back, you know. Because they wouldn't come in the decor. Probably doesn't run out of honey buns looking at the size of my face in the picture. Here's what he said about Martin. He's a big fluffy man.

Oh, Fluffy. That reminds me of the comedian. Well, you know what? The best part of Fluffy is that's what my wife calls me as fluffy. Oh, there you go. Because off of that Despicable Me movie, that little girl gets that unicorn and she says, he's so fluffy i'm gonna die sorry that's just a little

window into our marriage we watch animated movies watch them every day mark is also friendly always tickling fluffy amen to that you're happy and content with what you have and you love food

I do love food good food I'm not better with him and next John Godwin look at there Johnny Gowan oh dear killer while sigh is not wise

John Godwin is a wise man that has lots of experience Oh, there you go. Okay. He's 59. Gobwin, are you 59? 59, don't remind you. You're crowding 60, hammer.

But you also have. He's getting a long in a two, boy. He has the world's best goatee. Absolutely. I'm just going to. I'm just looking at this. I'm going to go ahead and say it. J.D.

is a goblin fan. Look at the pictures he chose. Look at all the nice things he says. J.D. is on Team Gobin. Was a professional bully. And why not? Oh, I'm on Team Gobwin, too, but I'm just saying he picked, oh, man, Johnny De. Look at that hair.

The youngest of the group has the coolest nickname ever, because we have the same nickname. And as a bidet kind of man. And you're a great inspiration for diets. That's why he put the top picture. That's it, boy. There you go. And then my favorite part of this whole thing is Jay Stone's page, because it says, He's the smartest on the show.

Wow. Well, there you go. He was a teacher. He was a teacher. And he's a very big hugger. A big hugger. Loves to be hugged. Two bells on that boys.

Love to be hugged. Well, J.D., thank you, friend. So that's awesome. We have been, we've officially made it. That should get a A plus plus. I want to say, what I want to know is, is what the teacher gives you for you. Yeah, we got to know. Also, just as a peer review, you have misspelled a few words.

Oh, oh. Compassionate, you're way off, bro. Oh, way off. So go spell check that one. Look, JD. I'm here to hell. And JD, there's a lot of hope for you because you've heard size pronunciation by this point. Oh, yeah.

And look what happened for him. Yeah, don't change. Just keep it like it easy. Look, one of my teachers, they were great teachers. Yeah. Okay, how this is the four students. We got any more? Yeah, and this one just confused me.

Oh. Uh-oh. All right, y'all, I can have confused, JD. All right. Focus, everybody. Focus. It's like he didn't say his name's in the email, so I'm going with Clay. Didn't say where he's from.

And he just said one sentence. In season one, Duck Down to Cicai said he was bit 27 times by snakes. Well, you bit 27 times by snakes? No, that's when they had me lying again. What are like that? 27. Hey, me and snakes do not get a lot. 27 times.

That was not like that. I think that's the story he read. snakes in there when he should have read I was stung 27 times by African bumble bees African bumble bees and my mother while she was pulling the stinger out was laughing her head off can you spell how kind of bee that is bumblebee Bob B-O-M-B-O-E B-E B-E B-E B-E B-B-B-B-B-B-B. I could be be confused with our friends over at Bambi Oh no, no, no, no. Hey, the African bumble bee, they're a bad little dude.

Or they much more common bumblebee. I thought you'd never been to Africa. They migrated over here. There was African bamboree bees. Oh, yeah. They was in a fence post. In Vivian. They had rotted out.

It was Dixie, fence post rotted. He ripped his drawers, and they went right after the white part of his drawers. They went out to the target, which was white. 27. times. When she said, hey, look, I was running and just crush it on. Okay.

And my mother, when she was pulling the stingers out of my rear end, she said, your rear end will never be any bigger than this. One of them still in the top of your back. Oh, hey, I'm telling you. Hey, that may be the reason I got the hump on my back.

She was thinking he wasn't fast enough. No, I wasn't fast enough. Phil outrun me. Well, shocker on that one. I mean, Phil outrunner. gazelle back in them days. I googled Bambobes.

What's the way? Uh-oh. That's the, what's the fancy way of saying? Bumble? Latin. Genus species, what's so it's called? Yeah. It's bombus.

Yeah. Yeah. You know that? I don't like you. I love it. No, he didn't learn that from. That ain't Bumble. Hey, I give the man a lot of credit on things.

He didn't know the Latin for bees. Bumbus B. Wait a minute. No, you just got, you started. You're saying I got lucky. No, I'm not saying you got lucky. I'm saying you started using creative license on your story to emphasize Bumble and got yourself to Bombo. Bumble B.

Because in your heart, you know it's a Bumblebee. Bumblebee. But I'll never call one Bumble B. We just ain't going to sign him up for the spelling bee either. You said not a bumblebee. Hey, what's our verse? Well, we've probably already read our verse. I got it.

I'm going to read it back. Genesis 3. Yeah. Were there any bambo bees in the garden? Had to be. Something had to poll. They brought honey to you back in it. Flowers bring bumblebee.

Yeah, it should have had something to pollinate. Something had to get the flowers going. Back in the garden, they brought you honey. Oh, they had that in it too. Yeah. And they had the honey bear. All right, Genesis 3.8. Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden

and the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the garden. But the Lord God calls him, where are you? Like he didn't know. It's a trap. And he answered, I heard you. It's a trap. It's actually kind of a bummer of a verse now that I'm reading the rest of it because they're about to get cursed from here on out. Hey, this is what happens when you mess up.

So, hey. It ain't all sunshine. All right. So we're going to skip down. It ain't all sunshine in Ramon. They messed up. They were banished. They were naked.

Now they got clothes on. And after he drove the man out, we went all the way to verse 24, he placed on the east side of the Garden of Eden, cherubim and a flaming sword flashing back and forth to guard the way to the tree of life. So here's what I'm going to say. They messed up. And now we live on this blil-la-the-earth. It's got all the problems of the world.

But one day, we're going to be back hanging out with bombob bees and having honey brought to us. And it's going to be. Honeybear. It's going to be better than the garden beating. It's going to be heaven. It's going to be eternity. That's going to be. And it still says no game more than the time.

Yeah. None of them made it. No, here we go. All right. We'll see y'all next time right here. Bye-bye. On the duck dog. Good to be back.

Go bingles.