Duck Call Room - Phil Robertson Makes a Secret Commercial Too Funny to Be Aired Until Now

Episode Date: January 30, 2024

Uncle Si views what’s possibly the most hilarious and typical advertisement ever produced by his brother Phil. Jay Stone reckons that Si’s deer “Toothpick” has won this round of deer season by evading them, but Si is already buckling up for next season. John-David and Martin cringe at Si’s recollection of his harsh but effective nursing techniques. Si still can’t get over the most hilarious prank he’s ever seen in person, but Martin is just glad everyone survived it. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That was delicious. That was delicious. A man named Jersey Joe walks in with duck meatballs. Jersey Joe slings in the kitchen. I didn't know them until now. I'm glad to know it. Jersey, yo. That's our man.

I mean, that's unbelievable. But we had to stop and get just a little bit of water to wet our whistles. Because a meatball is not an easy thing to make that's that big because you're going to dry it out. No, and that's one of my top three. And you're a man who ranks meatballs. Give us your ranking. Lavo is still number one. Lavo in Vegas.

Still. Good meatball. That meatball is unbelievable. But he's two or three. I mean, I don't, I mean. That was good. That was so good. I had the one with Budin in it.

I did too. But you know what else was really good about that? I made the mistake before we come in here. I smelled it in our kitchen. And I went in there. And I looked and I said, oh man, that red sauce looked good. It's not sauce, it's gravy. Gravy.

It's gravy. Them Italians call it gravy, too. Because then I was like, are you from South Louisiana? Because that's what everybody's South Louisiana called sauce gravy. Uh-huh. But no, he's just from New Jersey, but he's full-blooded Italian. So apparently full-blood Italians call it gravy too. Look, that's his great grandmother's recipe.

Well, she had it, buddy. And she made him memorize it. Really? Would not write it down because she was scared. Somebody would steal the recipe. Can't have it. Well, that's a shame because it's now on the Duck Commander YouTube channel. So what you run across this, if you want to learn how to make duck meatballs with red gravy, go check it out.

I bet that red gravy recipe ain't on that. Probably not. I think he probably brought to that up here. Nope. That was good. And just kind of had it. Grandmama don't play that. Do you know who, is Grandmama just from Italia?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Cicely. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Man, that was good. I like Italian people.

I do, too. We're into a lot of the same things. Like, put everything together on bread, add cheese, call it good. Look, they cook good and they also make good shotguns. Yeah. Yay. Yeah. Hey, look, that's a pretty good.

Speaking of shotguns. Plan there. So. Can cook meatballs and then can build a shotgun, you know, who makes the best meatball. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Italian. Go Italian boy.

That could have been the greatest shotgun. commercial ever made. Instead, it just lives in infamy on my phone. That never went anywhere? I sent it to them and they died laughing, but they never used it for anything. They should use that. Should we play it now for them? You want to watch it? Yes. It's the greatest. Ladies and gentlemen, Martin's going to pull this up. This is the greatest commercial that never was. Like, it's going to end up on an ABC show right before Christmas about commercials you've never seen that were fantastic. It may take me a second to find it. But I But anyway, you know.

You had a shotgun story. Oh, well, Benelli made Phil a shotgun, a signature shotgun for the Duck Commander's 50th anniversary. Ooh. That's a true statement. I had a film. Awesome. One of the, not something that you would want to hunt with. Oh, this is something that you would want to.

This is for looking at. Put up on the mantle. Yeah. And not ever touch. Not even put a fingerprint on. When I ordered it, I ordered it like I was ordering a legacy piece. that would be passed down for generation to generation. Yeah.

So it was using this morning. Pouring down rain. Oh, yeah. Pouring down rain. That's what you were talking about. And he pulled that shiny, it's got a nickel-plated finish shot. I mean, it's beautiful. He pulled that thing out of that gun sleeve and set it up there in the pouring down rain.

And I said, Phil, is that that shotgun? that memorial shotgun? 50th anniversary. He said, oh yeah, we're fixing a breaker in. I said, okay. I love that. And then he killed,

the deal started to killing everything that flew back. He said, call old Jay, he said, tell him I'm breaking in his shotgun. I'm going to pass down. That's right.

I'm figuring to break it in for you. He went to killing everything and it flies. We clean that real good when we get back, you know. It's like that. a rock candy on

down the way. It ain't for you as well. It's just to look through. Just for looking through. It ain't for eating. And he's straight. Well, it makes sense for Phil not to see a shotgun and not put it on the wall. If it don't have rust on it,

you know. You wouldn't think it would ever belong to him. It didn't shock me when I saw it. There it is. We found it. Yeah. It just took me a minute. You got your air dropping on?

I have no idea. Maybe. He said maybe. Who is Rance I'm at? Rants, I'm at. There's too many people working here now. There is. I'm accepting.

You got a whole building full. Oh, I got it too. Let's see. You want it, stone? Ladies and gentlemen, for those driving your car, this is worth getting on YouTube slash duck call room, subscribing. So, before, let me give a little backstory.

Give a backstory. Benelli's coming out with a new shotgun, and we just got them. Like, first one's made. send here because we've been with them for forever and they said hey can you you know to help promote this can you um i mean it's probably three four maybe five years ago now i don't know how whenever the super black eagle three come out yeah they said can you get phil you know to do a little bit we can put on social media or whatever and i say yeah so i sent the shotgun and dan the butler down to phil's and with it i told dan i said i need you get a little bit about ville about phil talking about

this new shotgun. You know, it's brand new, best they've ever made, completely redesign. I gave him all the talking points. He's like, yeah, yeah,

yeah, I got it. This is what I get in return. And, hey, I have not seen this. You've never seen this? No,

but I, I'm fixed to tell you, you're fixing to be shocked in awe here. Yeah. And I have not seen it. I know my brother. Just wait until you hear

the comparisons made in this video. This belongs in the Super Bowl. Yeah. Oh, boy. I'm sure he used all you talking points. Are you really? Or none of them. Watch you.

This is Phil produced. So you're going to argue with me about who makes the best meatballs on planet Earth? The Italians make the best meatballs on planet Earth. Secondly, you see this? That's called a Banelli. Italian made just like with the meatballs. It does that every time. And the odds of this hanging up.

it's about the same odds as me having a hangover. Yay, Italia. And then he just walks off. He said the audio cuts out a little bit because iPhones do that to you, whenever there's loud noises. But for what you didn't hear, is he said the odds of this shotgun hanging up

are about the same as me waking up with a hangover. Yay, Italia. Yeah. Oh, boy. Look at this man. You should have seen Beth, and everybody over here jumped when he started shooting the shotgun. The next thing I thought he was going to do, I'm serious. The next thing I thought I was going to see is he's going to throw in that mud mud rut

and I have a vehicle running over and then pick it up, walk behind him, and reach it out. And you're just, bum, ba, bop, bong. That's what I got. That's why you can't go down there and ask. for these things without being on site because this is what you get back. Yeah. Oh, boy.

Yeah, we got to run that. Yeah. Yeah, Italia. Yeah. Yeah. I sent it to Benella and they were like, do what? I mean, I would have been like, all right, we got our Super Bowl commercial. Oh, yeah.

There's nothing more vintage. So he just walked, even the walk in. Well, you hear him in the background. You hear him say, all right. Are you ready? I mean, he's producing this in his own mind, like, just on the fly. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up.

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What people don't know is our first year with Benelli. Phil walked up to, I don't remember what her title was, but it was a lady that worked for Benelli. Then she was Italian. She was from Italy at the factory where they design everything, all the things. And he said, you know, you Italian sure make some good pizza. And that lady's just looking at him and she says, sir. We make even better shotguns.

And Phil was speechless. Phil's like, man, he had nothing. He didn't have no comeback for it. He gave the lady from Italy just a solid thumbs up. And I'm sitting there like, well,

this deal's over. We'll never, we'll never be with these guys again. And then here we are. Here we are, how many years later, 15 years later, 15 years later.

Look at it. Pop, pop, pop, pop. I tell you what, though. It says something for an inertia shotgun if it goes off three times without being on your shoulder. Because part of the recoil action is for your shoulder to work. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah, but that is,

that is vintage feel. So if y'all ever wonder what it's like having that guy's the face of your company and you need him to do something, there you go. There you go. All your people are like, oh, you got the best job ever. Yeah, try censoring that. Like, I mean. No, that belongs. And try scripting this man. Yeah, because it ain't going to work. You never know what he's going to do. Like, I gave him like five talking points. He didn't mention any of them. He mentioned meatballs. And then he'll just do this. Then he'll just walk off.

Then he's gone. And dare you to say stop. And you know they didn't do another take. No, that's all I got. That was it. That was it. And Dan probably said, you all said, nope, that's it. That reminds me.

This was in like June. Phil put face paint on for this. Like, he was over there producing this. Like, I mean, this was in June. Look how green it is. Like, we're talking about this. This is middle of summer. Like, who was the bunch?

He was going to have them clean out our blinds from... Oh, Billy the Exterminator. Yeah, Billy the Exterminator. Okay. He wanted him to get rid of all the cotton mouths, all the perpetel walls, all of the black widow spiders and the recluse spider. The recluse. Yeah.

And look, he's walking up there and he's got a tow sack in one hand and his AR-15 and another one. That's part of this. Okay, well, hey, look, he grabbed that tow sack by the bottom. and he's emptying it out in between a bunch of people. We got a circle around here. And what he empties out is about five big Congo poisonous snakes. Yeah, Cotton Mouse. Me and him went and caught him the day before.

Yeah, and look, and then the next thing you hear is just, bam-bap-bam! With that M-15, about seven times, and he liked to blew my ears away. You don't say. Yeah. Also, everyone driving them right. Look,

Hey, it's pieces of snake flying every direction. He did do that. Okay, and he did it. You know, everybody just, it's just, whoa. He straight did that. There's pieces. Like, it was the perfect protocol for non-gun safety that you've ever seen.

Oh, my goodness. And people standing all around, he'll just blow a mud and snake everywhere. The side took it easy. He said seven. It was all 30 of them. Oh, no. Hey, he just, I mean, my ears were just,

whirr-war. And in typical Phil fashion, after he did it, he looked at me and sigh, I was like, hey. Yeah, get you some of that. Yeah, like, got them. Yeah, get you some of that. And I was like, wow. I'm going to show you how to exterminate.

Oh, Phil does love a good, like, put somebody in a real uncomfortable situation. Oh, no. He has an infatuation with misery. Yeah. Yeah. There's no doubt about that. And his speech style, I would best describe, as shocking all. He lives for the gasp.

Have we ever told the story? Hey, his motto, you got to know, you got to know his motto. His motto, ever since he's been about about. Who's a man? Yeah, about 18 years old is, you know, who's man? Yeah. You're going or not, you know. He needs to change that motto to I'm old.

Yeah. Because look, him. him and Tommy took a bunch of guys from Tennessee okay and I think it was like 16 degrees okay with about a 35 mile an hour wind no waiters

okay but what the boys from Tennessee didn't know is they had wetsuits on with tennis shoes oh Phil and Tommy yeah okay and they said boys hey we ain't hunting blind today and they said wait a time of where we're hunting He said, we're hunting flooded timber.

With no waiters? Yeah, with no waiters. And ice water? Yeah, oh, yeah. You had to break it. You had to break it. Okay, to get out there. And Phil and Tommy got tissues.

They go out there stomping holes in it and say, y'all just follow us. We'll break the holes. You know, and they go out there and get waste deep. Who's a man? Yeah, who's a man? Are y'all coming, or you're going to go back to the house like a bunch of winnie's? And the whole time, they cheat in my wetsuits.

Yeah. I'm headed to the house. Hey, they went out of them boys for old jerks. And you think it's funny. They had beers and mustache and look, it was all lost over. Look, so I come from a family of mean folks. Oh, no. Hey.

Don't let them fool you. Look. Anytime your uncle back you into a washness, that ain't. I mean, that's mean. And then shut the engine off and laugh because you're getting stung. Yeah, that's hateful. Hold on. Oh, hey, mean is the devil?

I had a lot of devil in them too I'm telling you they need to repent all the time I'm serious I called for repentance I had no I had an aunt that hey when you put your feet under her table and eat a meal

somebody's fixing to bleed because she's going to reach she's got toes somebody and she's fixing to grab somebody and cut them with her toenails is that the same one that was a nurse that rubbed That was her sister.

She was as meaner than her older sister. She rubbed a bunch of salt. Oh, no. That's, that's it. Irene was the one that cut you with a toenail. Marisou, her sister, younger sister, was the one that, hey, Nathan Hale stepped, we all running barefoot. He stepped on a broken glass of mason jar.

And it literally cut his foot right here all the way to the bone. show and tell right in the end step no no yeah yeah so look tables in the way i'm doing it it's about hey it's about eight kids so he's running around just hopping just bleeding like a stuck pig and marisou says hey grab him boys and hold him down she walks inside goes in there on the table and gets a brand new round thing of fines of salt and comes out popped the lid and takes it and just opened it just wide. I could have laid my hand in it. Look, and proceeded to fill that cavern.

The wound? Yeah, the Grand Canyon. She filled it full of salt. And then it said, okay, boys, coming out of shoot nine is lightning. Turn him loose. She's a clown, too. Well, he's just on fire. Well, yeah.

There's a reason they call it pouring salt into a wound. So look, he wrote around for about 30 minutes. and he said, Maristew says, all right, boy, she's right out of gas. Grab him again, bring him up here, and I'm going to put a butterfly stitch on it. She stitched it herself? Oh, no. She just took the athletic tape that they wrapped boys' ankles with, cut her off about two inches, cut a little thing on each side, put one side and massed it down real good,

poured it real tight, and just done her hand like that on the other side. Did that with about three of them. Boy, you had to be tough to make it back in. Look, that thing healed up and look, the finest ball pin you can get that's just right, you know, it's just a little small line. That's the way that thing healed up. It probably should have been like 40 stitches to stitch it up. And all, this was butterfly.

And stay had a little salt in athletic case. If I had a little salt and then let him go. I bet that hurt. Oh, no, he literally run around. When you eat something salty and you got chapped lips, that mess hurts. No, no. You imagine just your foot laid open and somebody dumped table something? But hey, when she put that butterfly stitch on it, okay.

I'm telling you. It left a line about the size of a sheet of paper. Healed up perfectly. So she was good at what she did. Oh, no, she was a good nurse. She just made you suffer to get there. I didn't like her bedside manner, though. Because you're talking about, you're talking about,

gruel. You're talking about me. Oh, no. Hey, you're talking about cruel. Oh, no. Life was tougher back. You're a national treasure. I didn't like your bedside.

No, no. That's what I grew up with. Okay, you didn't go to the doctor. You just went to Aunt Mary Sue. If you're at Marisuse or Irings or any of that, Kim folks, they're going to take care of you. By tripling the pain. Oh, hey. And then letting it heal.

Hey, let it heal. Let it go. That's interesting. Well, on all of those. note. Yeah, I don't know. Let's take a break. We'll be back right after this.

Besides, you know, going back to them meatballs, Jersey Joe's son is dating my oldest daughter. Yeah, his name is Joey, right? Joey, yeah. Okay. Did they call him Jersey Joey? No, they just call him Joey. He was the one that was going to become a Navy SEAL, right?

Well, he had aspirations. Yeah, okay. He was thinking about it anyway. Right. Yeah, okay. Speaking of who's a man. Yeah. You've got to be a man to even think about that.

If he made it, he's a man. No. Even if you don't make it, you're probably still, that ain't easy. But old Joe goes, he goes Phil's house, cooks for him every week. Once a week. That'd be good good in-laws. Oh, yeah. Somebody that comes up and says, okay, hey, let me a cookies to meatballs.

Mm-hmm. Well, yeah. Yeah. And those were duck? Wood duck. Wood duck. That did not taste like duck. Oh, no, you never know what was duck.

Mm-mm. Okay, he does the same thing with he fried them, okay? They're wood duck fingernails. Those are good. After a three-day process that they go through. The key to making duck taste good is to make it not taste like doug. Right. And look, that fried steak, that's what we call it.

It's like a filet mignon strip. We should have took, side, we should have taken Jersey Joe, Jersey Joe, somebody Mallard. We killed. He would cook them

where they'd be edible and good. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. You'd think of how many meatballs we could have made? No, no, because my dad one time, okay,

we killed some and they was butterball fat. Mm-hmm. Okay, their fat layer was about like that. And then when we actually took the intrals out, okay, I'm talking about a double handful of just, just bright yellow fat.

fat. And he said, when you get that out of the cavity, he said, put it over on the side because that's what I'm going to fry these ducks in. Mm-hmm.

Oh. And he literally put that in the iron skillet, melted it down, threw it out, and then the grease, put the ducks in there, and hey,

that stuff was melting in your mouth, and you couldn't tell it was duck. It was good. And matters usually are not very good. They'd be a little strong. Yeah, a little trout.

And these wasn't. They was delicious. He cooked them in their own fat. I've had French fries fried in duck fat. Oh, yeah, them duck fat fries. Oh, no. Is it a good flavor? Rich.

You know what else is good? Gives it a flavor. Bear fat. That's right. I never got one in them. Fries. Somebody fried old. I had the opportunity to eat bear in Arkansas.

A guy hunted all over the world. Yeah. And he had what? We had moose, caribou, bear all kinds of weird meat bear stout yeah i bet no i mean you gotta have yeah you got to have yeah you got to acquire a taste for it yeah i don't ever understand the it's got a you know stone flavor if you're trying to acquire it just don't eat it just try something well no no i'm just saying hey you know it's like wine a lot of people you know you got to cultivate the taste for

wine yeah the third glass always tastes better than the well no no no No, no, I ain't talking. That ain't acquiring. I ain't talking about getting drunk. Okay. That's it. Hey, no, you, it's the thing. And that fourth class is the best one.

And suddenly everything tastes better. No, hey, I want to say it's the best part. The next thing you know, you got twins. When you see the last little swallow you drink it, throw the bottle away. That's when that's the best part. I don't know. You're going to pay for it later. Okay.

But hey, there you go. But speaking of the best part and ducks, duck season's over, basically, huh? Yeah. Pretty much. It rained like five inches. We got four days left. It rained like five inches.

Everything we had went. They all leave. But it ended with a bang, right? Oh, yeah. That's pretty good. Well, you see that. Look at that. Look at that old man.

Boy, howdy. Because I got that picture. That was like three days ago. I'd been shooting so much that morning. Day before, yes. Yeah. Two days ago. You shot six times?

Yeah. I got my six. He got his six ducks. I got my six ducks. And six shells? No, he shot a full box of my 28 gates. I shot a full box of 28 gates. I got so mad at him.

Not about shooting at that. Look, we sitting there and Clay, like, we had had a good morning. You know, I was hot with Cy and Clay's dad, who were both 77. So we're letting old men have some fun, you know, do their thing. And we're down, Clay's like, all right, at 9.30, because we had basically all but two ducks. We needed one off duck, one milder. 930, we're out of here. 928.

I got four mallards on a string. I'm like, okay, we'll just finish our message. No problem. He's calling them, and they're responding. They just like this coming right here.

And a dead gum Woody comes through the decoys at about Mock 10. A side just raises up, goes rogue, and misses him. That's the bad part. If I'd have killed him, it'd been all right, but I missed him.

And I'm looking at them four milards that are just, I mean, just about, they're coming through the trees at this point. And I'm like, boy, this bad deal. We're fixing the end.

We're about to kill us another greenhead. We'll just go on to the house. And sigh goes rogue. And I'm like, I said, what are you shooting at? And he said, you didn't see that, Woody? I said, no. I said, he was right in the decoy. And Mr. Billy said, he was moving.

And I said, the bad part of it is. I said, I'm sorry, shut at him now since you said, you said, you had four milders on the strait. But I thought I could kill him. Yeah. But he was going a little too bad. So I'm like, that's 928. I'm like, what's over?

We're going to leave here two ducks shy, and I was kind of bummed because, you know, taking side, whatever. And then, like, I take one step to go get the decoys, and I look up and I'm like, I look down as 930. I said, oh, there's six milards and a pentail drink. I said, okay, we got a chance. I told Clay, I said, we're going to work them, and then we'll leave. He said, yeah, no problem. So we got them in there. They come down into decoys, and there's just this big, beautiful bullsprig.

You can see him over there in front of side, just hovering in the decoids. in the decoys. And he's flying toward me. And he's flying right at Sight. But Sire's got his gun above him at the Millards. And I'm like, shoot the Sprague. Shoot the Sprague. No, no.

The Milerdrake has lit, and he looked like a giant. Yeah. Okay. He looked like a giant, Milder Drake. And I'm just fixing him. He lit on the water. And I'm just fixed to kill him. And Martin's pleading.

Kill the Bullsprick. Kill the Bullspring. Just begging. Just begging. Because I got. Oh, hey. I got our cameraman, Jared, right here beside me, and I'm just watching him track the Bullspring.

And he's coming toward me the whole time. I mean. Yeah, so, hey, really, I didn't know it. I said, once it said, kill the Bullsperer. I'm looking at him. So I'm waiting, okay, because he's coming toward me anyway. Killing, killing, killing. Killing, killing.

Billy shoots the Big Miler Drake on the water. That's right to my left. And I just ready to kill the Bulls Creek. Game set match. 931, we got out of there. But it was fun. Full limits. Man, we laughed.

We had her off duck and a big bottle of Drake. So I shot him a shoveler. Oh, I had to kill her. Because soon as we saw her, soon as we saw her, she cupped her wings, and she's up there where she looks like a mosquito. And then the next three seconds, she's up there from 500 yards to down the decoy doing this. I said, that's a shovel, shovel, shovel, shovel, boom. I said, you're dead now?

I don't care. She was just too pretty coming in the decode. Those shovelers die pretty. I ain't ever laugh that much on a duck cut in a long time. I miss three times and just say, wouldn't on her. And he's just laughing at himself. He didn't care.

He'd just putting more shells in the gun. And then I had another one coming in there. And I read up, boom, boom, boom, three times on her. Yeah, wasn't on him. And I said, well, wasn't on him again. Side of all the man I know miss a duck three times, not even get mad about it. And I'm over laughing at him, laughing at himself.

Like the old day, you get your butt chewed out for missing ducks. Oh, well, you would have never beat Phil or Jason, them punches. I mean, they would have never got that low. Okay, I was enjoying it watching them coming. They would have never got that low with Phil and Jason. Yeah, we shot a lot of them wet. Oh, yeah. We shot a lot of them on the water.

That's fun. I like tricking them things. I like making them land on the water for our shoot them. By the way, I didn't tell you and Clay, you all did a fabulous job at Calder. Yeah. Well, thank you. Yeah, because they...

Wait a minute. Did you say Clay did a good job of color? Yeah, he did. He used restraint. Oh, no, no, no. He used very good restraint. He just didn't make the sound. Well, no, no, because you know, Martin's been getting on him,

is why. Yeah. Hey, they, they did the whole time I was there. Oh, we fight like cats and... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's going to say, hey, the last thing he told me before when I left, he said, hey, I need you to help me train him.

Okay? And I said, I said, Clay, I don't, think he's training. You need to do with Clay like we did with Sal. Banish him? No. No. No.

But say he owns the place. No. No, no. What you do is. No. Just you brag on his gadwall call. No. You give him a little light

gadwal call that barely makes a sound. He's actually, let me tell you Clay's problem. And I love him, death. He's one of my best friends in the world. Something is wrong with the boy's vision. And he'll admit it. Well, no, no.

Now. Yeah. Yeah. If he can see good, he wouldn't have that haircut. No. No, I think that's just natural. That ain't even a pun. I was like, his vision's off for sure.

That ain't even a perm. That's just, that's just who he is. But, like, he just can't see the ducks anymore. So he'll blow when the ducks are, like, right over the hole. And I'm like, I asked him, I said, when did we just start blowing when they're right on the hole? What? When did we change what we do? Like, when did that become a thing?

But I will have to say in his defense, he does it real life. Oh, he does. And he sounds way better than you. It's not big high ball. He does it low. I cut him one of our original reaches down pretty good for him. I mean, it sounds really good on him. Now, when I blow it, it sounds like trash.

Yeah, because you lowered it. Yeah, but I got it low for him because he don't have a lot of air. So I got in there and filed. They both sounded good because, hey, they was. Well, when you have a really good duck holl? Well, you're duck calling him pretty. That helps. When I hunted that ice hole the other day, I felt like a world champion duck collar.

These were not coming in. Every time I blew the duck call, they came in the hole. Yeah, but here's the deal. This ain't that type of hole. They were coming over high. I saw pictures that Martin sent me of that hole with 3,000 ducks on it. Well, there were no 3,000. So I'm pretty sure that that's got a hole.

They wasn't filing in there. They were called. Si got it on the end of it. And we were hunting a spot where they didn't want to be. but I had to take him to a blind. Yeah. So he can't go stand. And the blind is in the wrong place.

They're going to move it next year. Yeah. Is that your opinion? No, that's my first time. This is the first time we ever hunted. It's the first year. Yeah, first time we ever hunted that duck blind was with size. They got the south blind, which we were hunting in, okay, and it's in the wrong spot,

and they know it. And then they ride across from it, like 40 yards is the north wind blind. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But they're going to have to move this one about, oh, 20 yards to the right. Ain't no problem. Yeah, we can move it.

20 yards. 20 yards. Yeah. That's out of shotgun. But no, they had to call these ducks. They wasn't just coming in there and light. No. No.

They was coming over high. They'd hit them. They'd turn. And then they would work them in. And they did get in their right. They called them. We shot them. They wasn't coming in there, were they?

Huh? They was coming. No. They just weren't coming. They was coming to the woods. They wasn't coming right there. They wasn't coming right there. You had to tell them to come over there.

Ducks were called. Oh, Martin's really good on Duck Call. Clay is actually good, too. Clay is getting better. I guess I hadn't heard him in a while. Have you been helping him? I was going to tell him.

I cut down that reacher for him. That's good. I was going to tell him. Did you call? Well, no. He didn't even bring him. I don't even have a duck all anymore. You see, Cy.

I don't even have a dog. Si ain't wearing or hunting with nothing of his. Nothing. I said, Cy, you want to go ducking? Those pants don't look his size. I said,

Si, you want to go duck hunting in the morning? He said, yep. And then. I said, but I got to get Stone to bring me my shotgun and my waiters from the lair.

Yeah. Stahl said, no, I'm at the house. And Stone said, I slept in today, so, hey,

he's just out. So I'm hard and said, hey, I think we can get you a gun, waiters and everything. I knew I had you a gun and waiters, but yeah, everything side got on there's barred.

except the hat. Yeah. It's a good day. I never dreamed. I look at the side of whatever he was sitting on a full wheeler. I was getting stuff out blind. I said, you know, I never dreamed. I see the day where I'm toting an oxygen tank and a tea jug out of the duck blind.

And my cup. And my cup. I had, my arms were full of nothing to do with duck hunting. It was all a size grip. It was this, this, this, and this. Oh, boy. I had my oxygen. Yeah, it was funny.

And Clay, and Clay. actually walked me to the tree where we got the duck. Where we took the picture, yeah. I told him, sigh, I need you to walk 10 yards for me. He said, yeah, I can do it. Yeah, Clay, come in and sit down and he said, hey, we may have any problem here. And I said, what? He said, well, they hung the ducts up behind you, about 10 yards.

I said, Clay, I can walk 10 yards. Yeah. It ain't no problem. I didn't know because that morning, we just pulled right to the duck blind. He stepped from the rig into the blind. So it was. You've earned that, sir. Yeah, but we have some shoves, some whidgin

You took a good picture It looks like he just killed 100 mallards Two ducks come in and light And I'm on the one to the right Or no, to the left I'm going to fix the shoot at the hand And I said, no, no, to the right, shoot the Drake Shoot the Drake

Yeah, old whidge and Drake That old white head just shining out there aside just taking dead aim at the hand That's like, shoot the tree, man And then she got up That gun went that way I said, no. Let her go.

Will this be on YouTube? Uh-huh. We're making little ducks, man. Quit shooting them brown one. The first group of mallards of the morning was three of them. You see her right there, right dead center. This one? I put her right there just at a spite.

I wanted her right in the middle. Three mallards, first three mallards of the morning come in. I said, all right, killed him two Drake. The first duck, Alice Robertson shoots is a mallard hand. That was the one in front of him. Oh, now she was the close. and she was coming right yeah I was like but I said shoot to two drakes I thought he knew that I wasn't going to shoot so don't shoot the one on my end I ain't shooting

and I made up for it he raised well it was a long way but he raised up just pole laxed at hen I said oh no and then the Drake was going out he killed a mylered hen in three days away and I waited I told it okay and he was saying somebody shoots that shoot that drink boom that was the one a shout out there with every time he hits it they goes off my computer's turned off 15 times. I'm hunting with that old man as a ball. I wish everybody could do it. Oh, what are you talking about?

It was fun. No, we've been chasing the same buck all deer season. We've seen him four times. Have you killed him? Nope. No. He's pretty slick. He won.

We, Thursday. We sat here. Yeah, Deer season's over, huh? It's over. He's waving the white flag. Look, we're sitting in the elm hole. Okay, Stan. Okay, on Thursday.

We look, you know, Nope, he ain't coming out tonight. You know, dark gets there, we leave. He goes and collects all the camera, trail cameras. Mm-hmm. There's another deer standing 400 yards across to the left, okay? He pulls up there and checks the card on it, looks at it on his phone. There he is standing right out in the broad, in the middle of the field, at like 75 yards,

looking around. Yeah. 5.15 and after that. So the scenario is we have the area where he lives, this buck we call a toothpick. A tooth pick. He is a hammer. Yep, he's a brute.

We have two deer stands 500 yards apart. One to hunt north winds, one of south winds. Well, makes sense. Like we do duck bite. Oh, Toothick, he huts the wind too. Yeah. And he didn't get that big by being done. Oh, that's right.

So we'll be sitting on one stand and look over there 400 yards. and he's standing right next to the other stand. We're watching him with binoculars. So we, next day, Friday, or no, Saturday, Saturday, and we go, and we go in early because Jason and the duck on her are going to come in by the blind. So we went all the way around. They did an evening hunt that evening.

Yeah, yeah, went away all the way around far as it is on the pipeline. Come in that way. We slip in, get in the, you know, he dropped me off up, I get in the sand, he goes parks the four-wheel, walked back, you know, with a gun. We're set up at 2 o'clock, sitting in the blind. Well, about 2.30, here comes Gerald's Joe and Phil and somebody else. And, you know, buying a four-wheeler.

You know, then 15 minutes later, Jason comes driving by. You know, they wave at us and they go duck hunting. We're deer hunting. So our strategy was, I told us, I had a toothpick going to think we duck hunting today. Yeah, bait and switch. Yeah. We'd down there by the boat house. Yeah.

Yeah. So they drive by, you know, so we're sitting there. You know, the deer start moving. We got a couple in the food plot on our stand where we sit in the hilltop. Well, the hemholes are over about 500 yards. And it starts, the field out there starts the deer coming out there. And stone's going, oh, wait a minute, there's a big deer over in the end of it. Let me look.

He said, yeah. I knew when he said, yeah. Y'all, he said, I said, I said, don't tell me. He said, guess what? I said, I said, he's down there, right? He said, oh, yeah. He said, and guess what? I said, he's fixing to walk right in front of that stand.

That's 50 yards. And he grazed for 45 minutes. He stayed. 50 yards from that other deer stand. The whole afternoon and we're over there five yards yard, looking at him. And I said, you've got to be kidding. We've been trying to kill him all year.

I said, you've got to be kidding. But it's been fun, chasing. You've got to admit. We've seen him four times. So I pick one deer he wanted to kill. That was him. And that's who we've been hunting. Well, next October.

Well, if I get him, if I get him, I don't care for a thousand yards. I'm just going to say, hey, set that stupid scope of a thousand, and I'm fixing to shoot all this whole clip. If I have to, to kill him. Okay, because I know he ain't going to help me out. Okay. So if I see him at a thousand, hey, set the, scopes, phone, and stand back, lock the weapon down,

because I fixed the empty his clip on him. Old sniper. In my experience other day, he does the best work at about 20. That's right. Yeah, I like them. I like them close. Oh, let's take our last break. We'll get in that inbox.

We'll be back right after this. All right, we're back. Hello at Duckcallroom.com. That's the email address. Johnny D. What's in there? We're just going to get this out of the way. All right.

Go ahead. Is this the Black Panther? Yep. Everybody's sending it. It was in Texas on January 2nd. Has made its way to Alabama, South Carolina. Is that thing beautiful or what? I guarantee you.

He is a pretty cat. What do you think that is? That is the Jaguar. Yes. That's the South American Jaguars, what that is. Yeah. In Grovetown, Texas. I don't know where that is.

Well, he's been everywhere. by now. No, that one I haven't seen before. No, I'm saying, but after that one first got posted, now he's been everywhere. I would just fix it. That's real deal. That's a real cat. That's a real cat. He's American, you know, Jaguar. Yeah. I don't know where he's from. Oh, no, he's from South America.

Oh, no, I know. I'm saying I don't know about the trail cam picture. The trail cam picture is from right there. Here's us up here at Monroe. There's Dallas. In between Dallas and Houston. See, if you get on there now, and look, he's been in Kentucky, Texas, Kentucky, Alabama, Tennessee. Yeah, they're all showing him, yo. Yeah, anywhere to family trees get kind of straight. I'm kidding. Whoa.

Lord, I apologize. Facebook shots fired at the Black Panther believing community. Also, we're in trouble. What's that, Phil always said? He said, I always heard they sound like a woman screaming. He said, every time I went and looked when I heard a woman screaming, it was in fact a woman screaming. Yeah.

He stole that from Eponet. He said every time I stumbled across what I thought was a woman screaming, it was in fact a woman screaming. Yeah, he got that from his cameraman, Eponairnard. Oh, man, that was funny. All right, we're also in trouble, and I'm just going to read Robin's email.

That's fine. Word for word. We don't want to hear the details of Godwin's stomach virus. You are discussing too many bathroom tails and they aren't funny. Why are we laughing? There are a lot of ladies in your audience, and we don't want to hear it.

Hey, your sense of human needs to justice. Uh-oh. So I just got a question for you, the ladies not get the stomach virus? That's right. They don't think it's fine. Well, you got to laugh. Like, when things are painful, the best thing you can do is laugh about it. It'll help you get through it.

Yeah, it makes it not seem as bad. Like, you know. When I read that, I was like, we did talk about Goblin in the bathroom. him a lot that day. Well, he did, yeah. But you can. And Hunter, too, because they both had it at the same time. Hunter was worse.

Yeah. And number one really was funny because, hey, it's not really funny. It's very painful for the person going through it. But it's hilarious for everybody. When you're telling the story to some of the other people, it's funny. Yeah, after you're better, you got to laugh at it. Because, like, if you sneeze and ruin your drawers, that's funny. Yeah.

I mean, it's not funny in the moment, but once you get home and get a clean pair, you get cleaned up, you're like, man, that sucks. The worst is whenever it iced over. Anytime you, you know, you had to go to the bathroom, you step on the wrong piece of, and your legs kind of, whoop. Yeah, it's going on. That's a good way for it to go.

Was that you that almost ran me over when I was walking back from my parents' house? Do you know. Nobody went down your driveway, and I was in the middle of your driveway, and I just had to slide backwards because whatever silver truck that was, wasn't stopping. Silver truck. That's been out.

I'll have been out. I didn't know, but whoever it was didn't stop and wave, and I was like, bye. You'd think if they were at Stolent's house, they'd at least know who you were. I was pretty bundled up. I mean, well. Are you in your vehicle? No, I was walking. I was walking with chicken and dumpling.

I shouldn't go down that road. It should have been easy to spot. Big Dave was making food. I said, I'm going. He had a gallon bucket of chicken and dumplings. We're walking back on. Some tortilla chips. I went for the tortilla chips.

I got chicken and dumplings. All right. This one just goes with this episode too perfect. Brett 31 lives in Georgia. Been duck hunting last seven to ten years and has never been the caller. Got a little clay in him. Oh, boy. I'm wanting to start calling and get my own calls.

What would y'all suggest for the best beginner duck call? And then he said it doesn't matter what brand, but I mean, we're going to give you a very specific brand for what we do. I would hope so. Yeah. If we're doing our job. He said it doesn't have to be a duck commander call, but it does. Yeah, it does. It does.

Yeah. Well, yeah. Gadwal Drake. Get on that gadwale call. Yeah, right on them gadwold calls, boys. No, out of ours, I mean, the easiest one to me to get a good duck sign that of is, O'Raspi, but, yeah. Yeah.

That's a good one to start, though. That's a good one to start. You figure it out. Stone had that good idea. Okay. Look. You have to really practice a lot on the one that Martin's talking about on the gadwall. You know, just listen to it.

Then you blow it in and just eating. And being from Georgia, you should probably. It's making. Yeah. For being from Georgia, you probably have learned how to blow that Woody call and you ought to probably listen to a bunch of divers, a bunch of ring necks. Well, you know, Alabama, Gunnerfield Lake's got a lot of gadwawal. But he's from Georgia.

I know. But, hey, they probably go over to Georgia a little bit. Okay. Okay. Maybe. I don't know. Because there's thousands of them on Lake Gunnerville. A wood duck call, though, that's...

Am I wrong here? I could never... I'll fix it. That's a hard one to learn out of them. I tried and it tried to learn when I worked here. It's a lot like a goose call. So if you can blow a goose call, you can blow a wood duck call. If you can blow a short read goose call, you can blow a wood duck call pretty easy.

But they say wood ducks can't be decored. Which is a... I got lots of footage this year. Which is a bald face lie. Because we have more woodies than we've ever had. if you know how to call. We had three groups in decoys this morning. Yeah.

Of wood ducks? Wood ducks. Lightening the decoys. And you called them in? Yep. John smashed. Because, see, here's the thing. Did better than me.

I got shot a bunch of jack. A wood duck makes a distinctive sound when he's flying. And he also makes a distinctive sound when he's sitting on the water. So if you're trying to get them to your decoys, you've got to make the sound of one on the water. Yeah. You don't do the flying call. Can you blow a wood duck call?

No. That's why I was saying, you know, because they make so many different sounds. And wood ducks are a, they're like a bunch of children. They like to laugh and play and have a lot of fun. They do. You watch them on trail camera. Yeah. If you watch them when they're out there in the water, they chase each other,

splash water on each other, dive and run from each other. You know, because if you slip up on a wood duck, on a creek, if you actually look up over above the bank and a wood duck's below you, he's not going to fly. He's going to dive and then he's going to come flying, coming out of the water, flying 30 yards up yonder. Okay. Pretty slick.

But they are fun to watch because you're talking about to have a lot of fun. They're my kind of people. And apparently fantastic to make a meatball out. Oh, yeah. And make a good meatball. That was a delicious heatball. I'm here to tell you. I'm hoping that there are something left when we get over.

But that depends on what you're hunting, sir, what ducks. I would imagine, since he won't talk about calling, he wants to blow a Mallard call. Yeah. Well, if you're not going to go with a duck commander, look, I think a lot of us in the world, the first duck call was a Haydell's DR-85. There's a reason there's probably more of them been sold than any other duck call. It's because it's very easy to get a,

good ducky sound out of. So if you're not going to support us, which is fine, support my buddy Rod over there in Shreport, Louisiana, Haydale's DR-85 is also a great beginner duck call. And he's been in it for years. Yeah. And they're good people. And they're good people. Rod's coming over to hunt this weekend with us.

So, you know, I like Rod. He's good people. And on that note. We are all friends. We are all friends. Yeah, absolutely. You won't wrap her up? Yep.

Beth's giving me the rap this thing up symbol. Acts 1013. Arise. And make it into a meatball. That's right. Now, we're paraphrasing that. I was paraphrased. That was the duck call version.

Yeah, that was the NDC, new duck call room translation. The NIV says, then a voice told him, get up, Peter, kill and eat. There you go. Wack them and stack them. And we've been doing it. We've been doing it ever since we got the order from headquarters. Amen. Orders from headquarters.

That's right. Kill it, make meatballs out of it. There you go. We'll see y'all next time. Dot call. All right.