Duck Call Room - Phil Robertson Refused to Quit Preaching While Passing a Kidney Stone

Episode Date: April 21, 2026

Phil Robertson may have proven he’s one of the toughest men alive during an infamous sermon where he powered through a kidney stone. Jep shudders through a retelling of a nightmare hospital stay he was barely conscious for. John-David sets the room alight with a local controversy that has the whole town choosing sides. Martin leans into Little League nostalgia, which sends Uncle Si into a bizarre childhood story that Jep isn’t quite buying. Duck Call Room episode #545 is sponsored by: https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get 20% their first purchase when using the code DUCK at checkout. https://ethos.com/DUCK — Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes. Application times & rates may vary. https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. https://nutrafol.com — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you use promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm really curious because I think there's something environmental happening to me and my family. So I'm trying to figure it out. Within the last year, me and my two daughters who were pregnant at the time, one is still pregnant, and this just happened two days ago, have all gotten kidney stones, like within a year. Like, how does that happen? You're not drinking enough water. I drank a ton of water. So that's not true.

Whoa. Next. Ah, as a man. But somebody did. It has to do with caffeine. Caffeine is a big one. Caffeine was a no-no salts. Dad had to end up getting on like a super specific diet.

Did he have multiple? Uh-huh. Yeah, and he only had one kidney. So that was. Really? Yeah, he's only born with one. And the... Or you're drinking too much milk.

Yeah. It's calcium. I don't drink. It's basically salt deposits. I was going to say, every doctor I've ever heard has said if you have, Get into a stall, you don't drink enough water. I get that, but I do drink a lot of water. But I do drink caffeine and.

Drink a lot of energy drinks, do? Not as much, but is it ever now? I'm off of them. Yeah. I'm just so scared to get it again. And my daughters are really scared. How'd that feel? Hey.

Have you ever had one? No. No, but I remember saying my dad. So I have proof now. So anybody, this is for y'all too. You can't you have a kid. I asked my daughter, Merritt, who she since had her baby and everything's fine.

She was pregnant, though, when this happened, she ended up in the hospital. And I said, all right, after she had the baby, which she had, not a C-section, she had the baby, I said, what was worse? Which was worse? She said kidney stone all day long. Oh, no, no, like,

there you go. We all had one and, hey, I mean, he literally is just, he, one knee at the stupid receptionist window. Oh, I remember. She's wanting to say, hey, we need insurance. We need to fill up paperwork. Phil said, no, I need somebody to kill this pain.

You said, I've got. Were you there in church when he was teaching and he started going, were you there that Sunday when he had a. What? Oh, yeah. That's when it all came to a hit. True story. Were you there?

Bad story. No, but I heard about it. I was there. I was a witness to this. He's talking and he was like, it's hard for me to not do it stand up, but he was like, you could tell. something was wrong and it was like why is he acting the way you know what I'm saying

I'm just watching he move and it was like he kept moving in a weird way he looked like ain't Jan honestly how she used to be kind of no fidgety and uh and it's just like what is wrong with him well after like 10 or 15 minutes he drops down to his knees he actually goes to his

knees he doesn't have a mic it's like a classroom you know and so he's on his knee everybody's still kind of like oh well maybe he's gonna I can't think and oh he's gonna say something a prayer your knees. I don't know. Jeff's like metaphor.

He was talking and he didn't even said to him. He just went to his knee. But then he lays down. That's when a guy, he's laid down on his stomach. And it's Phil Robertson. And he's still preaching.

He's still got a Bible in front of him, but he's laid on his stomach. So everybody's like, still talking. Wait a second. Still talking. This is a weird what's going on. And one of the dudes, I think like an elder

or something, like an older guy was like, Phil, are you okay? Like, and he's still going. He's like, Phil, Phil, you can stop talking like, what's happening? He's like, my back, something's wrong with my back. And then he was like, let's go to the hospital. So that's, I guess where he ended up. Oh, yeah, that story, but.

That's wild. Oh, no, what got me was, you could tell the man was in pain. Yeah. Serious pain. And this woman is sitting there talking about, we got to get you insurance cars and all this junk filled out. He said, I don't need to do none of that. I need somebody to shoot me with something. Yeah.

To kill this pain. Well, where it starts is kind of in your nathers. And then... Your nethers. Your nathers. Nether region. Oh. Yeah, somewhere down in there.

I don't know exactly where... That was very painful. But I could have lived with that pain. That was for like a couple hours. I was like, it was real bad, but I was like, oh, man, something to happen. I don't know what. Then there is a distinct thing that happens. When that thing makes it to your uriter, I go,

whatever travels from. Yeah. When that thing starts in your back, you can't, you can't do it. It's impossible. Do you just pass it or do you have to go get like the lithot? Oh, I passed it. Yeah. I was rolling around on the ground and Jessica was like, what is wrong with you?

How did it feel when it come out? Just that relief? Exactly what happened is this. It's kind of a good story. I'll make it short. So I'm in the hospital. I'm rolling around on the ground. I don't remember that.

Just said I kept saying, why won't they help me? Why won't they help me? I don't remember saying that. It is like child burn. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. And so then...

I need an epidural. Yeah. They shoot me full of feel good stuff. So I'm like, okay. I'm okay now. They take me down. They do a scan. As I'm...

They're wheeling me back to the wheelchair. I get a phone call and I look and it's my buddy, Blake McGee, who is a doctor, who was happen to be working that day. And I answer her phone. He's like, how you doing, buddy? And I'm like, what? Not good. He's like, well, I just looked at your scan.

I just happened like a minute before it says, I got a little nice service there That was nice But he's my buddy And I'm like What's wrong with me? And he's like Am I going?

You got a 2 millimeter Kidney Stone in your He said now it's in your bladder And your track Yeah he said it's in your bladder Now it was he said that pain You were feeling is running through that thing And I was like

He said now you have to pass it And I said no I think I said something worse than no I had an adjective I had an adjective for an ad bra. I mean, sorry, I was in a lot of pain. Oh, that had happened.

He said, no, no, no, that part's easy. I said, no, no, no, I can't do it. This can't. If I get that same pain in that part, I'm done. I'll take death. That's fine. I'll go be with Jesus. Like, I was, I was ready to hang it up.

I'm done, boys. And he was like, no, dude, it's not bad. That part, trust me, you've done the hard part. It's not going to be that bad. And it wasn't. Oh, man. Hard part is in the back. Yeah.

Well, the most important question, I know all of our listeners are wondering, do you still have it? The kidney stone? Yeah. I mean, no. It's gone. You didn't keep it? Oh, no.

No, it went right in the toilet. I flushed it. I didn't do. I didn't reach in there. I was, I cursed that thing for everybody. Oh, no. I'm a little, I would have kept it.

That's where the nerd in me would have called it. And I'd be like, I will tell you what it's like. Have you had one? No, no, I will say you. No, I've seen one, though. You saw one? Oh, in a jar. Okay.

It's just like if you go to the ocean and go to the coral reef. Yeah. And you break off of, say, size of a marble. Oh. I'm serious. The one I'm looking at, hey. A marble ain't coming through to. Oh, no.

No chance. Yeah. It'll come through there to be a lot of luck. No. I'm serious. I'm serious. At one point, a marble could have. whenever you had your thing.

No, them were not connected. I mean, I could have held a marble, but I wouldn't know. It still wasn't coming out that way. Hey, the guy that showed me the one that come out of him was, it would be a pee-wee marble,

but it was a marble. I watched my dad do it and things. I don't like, it looked just like, you know, hey, if you picked it up and squeezed it, it would cut you. Yeah.

It's true. It's fine. It's just like a ball reef. It's a big ball of salt. Yeah. That's terrible. Oh, no. Hey.

And then I've heard numerous people say just what he said about, you know, it was a woman that passed it. When they ask her, which one was worse? Oh, childbirth was a piece of cake. Yeah, dad, one time. Childbirth was a piece of cake. I mean, I don't think that. I think childbirths.

No, no. That's pretty brutal. That's what the woman said. It's just for my daughter, she said it was worse. Google confirms a lot of people say that. Yeah. And by people, I mean women. I'm just saying.

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D and Jeff were playing each other, or their kids are playing each other, I should say. last time Jeff was on, he's like, oh yeah, come see Gus play right up the road. And I was like, Ted, come, we're going to get our teeth bit in, beat in by Gus. And? Well, that didn't happen. There you go. So you get to glowed a little. I'm not going to because before the game, it was kind of like the little giants.

It was like, remember that one time? And then the one time happened last night. So y'all played Spike. We had two kids get a hit that have never gotten a hit in their life. Well, good for them. Ben's hit his first fair ball in the history of his life. Say what? We had one kid get on base and looked at me and goes,

I've never been on base before. And it was just like, I was like, we are on fire. That was amazing. And then, you know, Lindsay, Corey's old retired assistant, her son came in and. Shut her down. That boy can pitch.

Oh, Douglas, yeah. Douglas can pitch. Me and Douglas played a lot of hours of wuffball up here. Douglas is salty. Yeah. So once we accidentally got the lead, Douglas took the mound. Is that your first dub? Yes.

Yeah. And we will, I will keep the people informed with the second one, but we'll see when it happens. Is that y'all's first loss? No. Oh. No, we had lost. I was not, we were not here, though. Gus didn't play.

I was in Texas last week, but there you go. It was cool, though, because I was talking to the other coaches, and we all had like, Everybody learned. And that's what we're, we talked about that last time. Like these kids, well, that's the objective of nine and,

yeah, that's the objective of nine and ten year old baseball. Although Ben's last night on the way home, he said, Dad, I think if I ever play a professional sport, it'll be baseball. I was like,

we might want to get a base hit before we talk about playing with Astros. Well, weirdly enough, I had the same conversations with Gus, which, you know,

maybe he could possibly, but I'm like, but he also talks about, oh, I can hit it over the fence. I'm like, well, well, you got to do it.

You can say all day. Well, I can do this. We can do it. That does have a man swing, though. It's beautiful. I remember them days, man, nine, ten year old.

That was fun. That was a good time. That was a good time of life. You know what? You know what's weird? I actually, one of my favorite things growing up was playing first base.

I had more fun coaching first base last night than I've had a long, I was just having the time of my life. Yeah. When that kid looked at me and said, I've never been on base before. I was like, I was really,

ready to run through a wall. Yeah. It was fun, though. What I did whenever, me and Jace coached, when Cole was doing it, he recruited me as a coach. And I was first base coach. Really what I was, I was like good cop, bad cop. And you generally think Jace be the bad cop. But on this one, he went total good cop.

So I was a coach that, like, stayed on the umpires a little bit so that Jason could go win him over, you know? Yeah. That's kind of my role in the whole thing. I'm good cop. Oh, good times at the youth ballpark. Yeah, I was hoping so I would show up. But no, did anybody tell you?

That's on us. I didn't know we were playing Gus until we got there. So we would have got you there, Sigh. You should umpire baseball games. No, he ain't fast enough. He's got the new eyes, though. And teeth. We'd hate seeing him losing.

I can't go run on the basis. I'll be over here in a rocket chair looking at the time. He's out. He's out. Actually, I wouldn't tell y'all the funniest thing has happened this whole baseball season. It was funny. So we got our main coach. His name is Dakota.

I really like him, fine gentleman. And he's great about it. He just wants to teach him. Doesn't go to, you know, like, you got to do this. And then we have this other coach. Can't think of Clay, I think maybe it's his name. Anyway, so at the end of one of the practices,

they were having the kids run bases and they had two teams. This was like two weeks ago. And Dakota is a heavy set gentleman. Now, and I found this out later, he did, I think, played baseball in college, which kind of makes sense. You get this off. So he's a full-blown mature athlete. Yeah.

And it just, but if you looked at him, you'd think, you know, oh, you played baseball. Hmm. Okay. You know, you wouldn't for sure know that for sure. Gus just moved down the lineup if he wanted this is all I know. So he tells the other coach who is fit. He's, yeah. You would think this guy probably played sports in college.

That's what you would think. And he said, hey, on this last one, let's me and you run. And you could tell the other coach, who is the fit one, said, okay, yeah, we can do that. And I said, you boys watch out, you know, don't pull a hammie thinking, you know, that can happen. Don't injure yourself. Yeah. So all the kids running, it's a tight race. Well, let me tell you something.

When Dakota starts running, I have never seen a big man run that fast in my life. It was like he was gliding and that belly didn't slow him down at all. And he was way faster than the athlete. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm screaming and his wife is looking at me. And I said, you still got grease in them wheels, buddy? And I mean, I was so shocked is the best thing that ever happened. I don't even care about what the kids are doing. I like it.

You still got grease and then wheels, buddy, run. Dude. After the practice, I kept talking. He got so tickled because I kept out. I was like, no, wait a second. Do you run? Do you sprint often? Like that, you know, how do you doing what you're doing?

And he just thought it was the funny thing. He said, oh, I've always been fast. I was like, you are fast. There you go. We did that same thing. And I was, I rounded first that I was. But you ain't fast. No, but I felt fast.

And I was like, Because the basis is short. I still got it. Hey, look, that's all it matters. He fell fast. But then I turned second and I said, I am no longer feeling fast. But then out of the corner of my eye, I see a cloud of dirt. And the other coach, John Lindsay's husband, he is eating it.

He is on the ground. There's dirt everywhere. And I was like, I win. Slow down. Don't hurt yourself. At least I'm upright. We have done the thing. Oh, it's fun.

You at our age, the Bain deal when you do something like that is don't get hurt. Don't get hurt. Step one. Do not get hurt. Take off in a dead sprint. Right now? No. Oh, no.

That reminds me. It was teenagers. And we've ended up, we'd always end up playing the coaches. And then just, it was unreal what they could do with a softball. Y'all just like getting your brains beat in, huh? Oh, so, hey. You don't want to go. Yeah.

You know, these are old men. Yeah, but I remember that time whenever you're like, you think you, the young bull thinks he wants to. take on them and then the coaches just beat your brain oh no okay all right we ain't i can't tell you i couldn't believe they can hit a ball that far hey the best you know we we had a big school yard in the baseball field they was knocking it over the road the best slow pitch soft son that was a long wait and it wasn't just one of them doing it one of them got up wow oh yep i guess that it's over the road too yeah

The best slow-pitched softball player in this town is about five-foot-two, little heavyset Pentecostal man in blue jeans and work gloves. When I was 21, I'd think I was something. He'd go and he'd wind up and you, that ball still ain't landed. There's about three of them on that team, too. They beat the Church of Christ's boys' brains in. We all out there in sliding midst thinking we something. I remember y'all taught me playing that slow-pitched softball.

I did that about five times. Like, this stuff sucks. It's very hot. It's so hot. I don't play it anymore. Oh, Tommy and him played, you know, it was a summer league. Yeah. And Phil pitched and Tommy was like, you know, shortstop or stockers, you know, whatever.

Where were you? In the Blachers. I was too little. And the Blachers eating a deal pickle? Yeah. What always got me was Phil, you know, he could throw a hard ball, and he would actually throw it right at the ball. batter.

And some of them were stupid enough thinking that if they jumped and landed on the plate, they'd be safe. And it was, and then the guys called him out. Oh, called him out. They'd knock him out, too. He'll have to slider, boys.

He's not, hey, we had a kid, a 13-year-old kid walks in a friend. We just playing in the yard with a speedball. He come up there and he's a little old fellow, yeah. he got to talk and Phil was pitching you on and he'd strike out he said he says you can't strike me out you don't feel

he didn't pay no attention to and finally he got on his nose he said get your back and get up there and what happened now he threw it directly at him he jumped on the plate it hit him right here temple for those listening and knocked his eyeball out of his head

your dad ever tell you that story at the time he knocked the eyeball. We've heard it many times. You're talking about rugged looking. Mama come running out and there's a good thing. She is a nurse and so was Judy. They pushed it back in and they took him in the hospital.

Well, that kid never showed up again and opened his mouth when Phil was around. I'm pretty sure. He ain't been right since. They call him can't get right now. That's where we got our friend, evil eye. It was back.

in 1962. That scared everybody out there that day. Who? He's all that rough. Was it when his eye popped out or when they pushed it back in? What does his field do when he, when the eye popped out? Hey,

he just laughed. He said, I got a good curveball. Cade you hear if he's right. Jep's about to cry. No, when he said, I might not get strike hell,

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application times may vary rates may vary. You know the little berries come off of cypress tree? Yeah. Oh yeah, we'd hit them. That's what we had to use. I mean, yeah. Well, no, no, look. Yeah, if we broke our wuffle ball, I mean, back before you could drive, like you bust

all your wiffle balls and I mean, you pick up the next round thing. Hey, we couldn't afford a baseball. So what we had, my sister made some pitchers. biscuits one time. But she made her first batch of biscuits. They was hard as a rock and green. Green? How do you make a biscuit green?

Not only did she overcook them. No, no. Hey, look, and we played baseball with them suckers. And, hey, you know, you get hit with one of them things. Hey, boy, you're talking about pain. They're as hard as a brick bat. I'm talking about, you know. How did a burnt biscuit turn green?

Oh, no. Hey, hey. Where does this stuff come from, man? Well, no, no, because, hey. Hour his eyes not. Hey, hey, look, and Judy turned into a really good cook. When she first started, you're talking about some rough stuff. Cooking baseballs.

Hey, she was trying chicken one day, okay? And I snuck in there and grabbed a wing. When I run, I was running out. Well, I was turned left when I got past the door, I heard thud. You threw a butcher knife and stuck it an inch and a half deep in the doorframe. That's your way it. Did that. Hey, over a chicken wing.

Over a wang. Wasn't even a leg. I can sit down a breast or your, you know. Over that wane. Come on. I remember me as I used to always dig through the thing of fried chicken. It feels looking for the pull. bully ball and seeing who could find it first.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, Kay said I stuck a pork in her hand one time when she was eating it to house. She's told that story many times. Uh-huh. I said, well, you shouldn't have tried to get the last piece of chicken. Oh, man. Is that Blitzball game still a thing? That was actually fun when we did that on our lunch.

My whole family played the other Sunday night. Blitzball? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I hit one to the moon. Did you? It was foul. My kids were still impressed.

He did it to the moon, but it was fast. And the pitches you could throw with that thing. We kind of lobbing them up there the other night. Oh, bat in practice. Yeah, but everybody else was, you know, all the other adults were swinging softly. I was. Yeah, you're trying to come out of shoes. You just talking about that kid on base.

You know, that's like when I play a softball, I mean, a speedball. You know, I'll get up a bat, we're behind. What's a speedball? Is it a rat? It's a biscuit that has been burnt and subsequently turns out. Is that a raccoon? It's a hard ball, but it's, it's a hard ball, but it's, got through real soft.

Yeah, ragball. Yeah. That's what he used to call. Ragball. But anyway, yeah, he stole, I knew he was going to throw fastball. So, hey, I swung as hard as I could, okay? And I hit it, okay, and it fell just right in front of the fence. I like the knife, you know, so I got, it made a triple.

A warning trip. Oh, and the coach, the coach run out, their coach, run out, said, hey, he didn't touch first base. Oh, appeal. Yeah. Well, no, no, because I told the coach, I said, hey, I told my coach. I did. I touched it. You know, hey, I'm probably, said, you're out.

That's the only hit I ever hit my life. And I got called out because the umpire lied. You didn't know, you didn't know how to run the face. Yeah, I was like that kid. I said, the triple, you know. It's like you in a home run. You got to go to first and a second before you go to third. Well, hey, I just, you know, I ran and I got clipped in on the side.

You know. And the coach said, hey, he didn't touch first. I told my coach, I said, I touched it. And, hey, look, my coach had to come physically grab me and drag me off the base because I said, hey, I'm not out. I touched the bag. He went all Philip Wellman on him. He said, yeah, you're out.

Come on. He said, he's fixing so you out of the game. I can't afford you to come out of the game. We probably ought to get. That's who we need to get in here one day's old Welman. Who's Welman? the manager for the double a team of the Braves that went berserk that time.

Oh, yeah. He was wild. Yeah. I googled a speedball, and it is something entirely different these days. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was a little bit bigger.

It was a little bit bigger than a hard ball. But it's like you mix them together. Yeah, it was a little bit bigger than a hard ball, but it was like, you know. That sounds like a party. You could squeeze it, okay. It ain't like a hard ball.

You can't squeeze it a hard ball. Hardball. We always call them. If you look up Speedball and Wikipedia, there's a whole list of notable deaths attributed to speedballs. And none of them are from getting hit in the temple. And none of them had a eye. Did any of them have an eyeball hanging out? Nope.

Oh, the best ball, baseball game I ever watched. Uh-oh. I don't even know who he played for him, but it was a, uh, he blew a pigeon up. Oh, Randy Johnson. Randy Johnson. When he was with a unit. That's a diamond bag. He come off that man.

This guy is about six eight. Yeah. Yeah. And his arm looks five feet long. You know, when he comes off the mound, he's halfway the first, I mean, it's the home. You know, but hey, he threw a fastball. And that pigeon exploded. And a pigeon comes.

Look, it looked like somebody had shot him with a 12 gauge. So that sucker exploded. I'm talking about it. And when telling Martin about our baseball game last night, direct quote, Gus made the play of the game. And if he touches third, we lose. but he reared back in Randy Johnson was first name.

Direct close. Yeah. Oh, that's awesome. That boy had it all. He had it all. He had it all. Oh, does guys. Oh, yeah, Randy Johnson.

Yeah, that was a good one. The big unit. It was like watching the movie Major League in real life. Yeah. You know, because they do that in the movie and you don't ever think it's going to happen. Oh.

Then Randy Johnson does it. Yeah. Just pigeon right upside. I like to him. He looked like he's from Balkanville. You know what I'm saying? He had that kind of script. The big unit?

Yeah. Oh. He looked like, you know, he's... Yeah. And he was six, nine and weighed 180 pan. Oh, yeah. He could have lived somewhere between Phil Pop and mouth of Cyprus. No problem.

Oh, yeah. No problem. He was your... Even all the way down to ERIS. Yeah, he was your redneck speech and all. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Where is he from?

Oh. I don't know. Pennsylvania. Kentucky. What a stray that the... We do have a live studio audience of three Pennsylvanians today. He could home that ball. I don't think he was a southern man.

No. Walnut Creek, California. Whoa, look there. He's from the Baccomville of San Francisco, I guess. Was it northern? Yeah, it's right outside of San Francisco. He wasn't from, like, yeah. He wasn't from San Francisco.

He could be from today, San Francisco. No, they're trying to look like that. They've got a lot of people called a big unit. I don't even know where you're... I don't even know how to take this. Oh, just with a grain of salt. Okay. Yeah, all right.

Ray, I didn't know we were going to cover Randy Johnson today. I wonder what he's doing now. He takes pictures. No, that's a photographer. Randy Johnson did it first. Really? He's a photographer? Yeah.

Really? Randy Johnson, photographer. What is he photographs? Look at him. Put them up there. Can we buy some? no he's like photographing the super bowl oh he still kind of got a mullet which i enjoy where does somebody that's six foot nine by pants custom yeah online not oh god but look he

made some much money oh guy that's a store it's a store that lens he's holding the toilet store is really big and really expensive and he makes it look just like a normal camera yeah that's crazy like he's huge oh yeah he's a big fella Oh, man, he's got a website and every... Randy Johnson takes some photographs. Would you let him throw a slider at your back foot? No, sir. Would you get in there right-handed and let him throw a back foot slider?

He hit that time. I tried to charge him and he was like, it was a slider. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. But, hey, he threw some hands in that one, didn't he? Like, isn't there one of Randy Johnson? Like, I mean, he ain't Nolan Ryan, but like, I mean, I thought he threw some hands in one. I'm sure he's fought some.

You can't have a mustache and a haircut like that. had never hit someone in the face before. Oh, hey, everybody, every picture has hit somebody. No, with his fist. Yeah, yeah, we're talking about with laid hands on. Oh, what kind of weird movie? Oh, well, no, no, some of them that come out to the mound.

Yeah. Tate was bad, got their butt kick. Well, I saw the deal the other night with the Braves, where the manager just formed tackles. Oh, I didn't see that. The other, I mean, the Braves manager just form tackles the opposition. who used to play for the Braves. And he's like, I just knew.

He said, I just knew he was a big man. And I needed to get him off his feet and protect my pitcher. Smart. So when I was a teenager and watched baseball. Baseball was a bunch. You know, it was a lot of fights in baseball back then. Yeah, they made it pretty soft. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, somebody would do something wrong. And hey, the next thing you do it, it'd be 10 people that slugging it out. Yeah. And they're getting close to taking an umpire out of the game too. Yeah. Now that everybody can be chow. Apparently, Randy Johnson just.

used to like to throw it Kenny Lofton's head. Yeah, it's a slider. He does that in the video. That's, I remember that. Like, I have a memory of that. I'd throw a fastball if I wanted to hit you. Man, that's scary. There's several pictures that throw, like a curveball and a slider mixed together.

Slur. And they never call it a strike. And I don't understand that. Because, hey, it crosses both sides of the plate. Where does it end up though? Yeah. Well, don't, hey, but it went across the plate. Oh, here we.

we go. I'm just watching I used to look at it and I say he should, hey, that's just three strikes. Now you ain't got to worry about it because the camera can determine if it's a striker. No, no, I like it because I thought it was slow it down, but it don't. Oh man Si, I know you got dressed up for Easter Church and you wore those

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because if you can get like 30,000 people to boo an umpire and they're all right and he's wrong, I'm going back to baseball this. Because I want to boo somebody. Here's what's so bad about that. When you look and you're sitting, you're sitting TV and watching and the guy, the pitcher releases it,

and it's that far outside the plate. Bring him up. Yo, and the guy, yo, no. You know, the guy says, he's out now here comes the man

they're jumping up and down and yeah hi aye he said not only is he out but you're out too the eyes

an umpire would be fun we need to get him to be an umpire of a Savannah but hey but hey what got me about it hey they probably didn't even do that I know they probably need to come do it

just in a wheelchair with the oxygen machine out there screaming at people yeah and it got through it And it literally, the box, it hit corner. The ball hit the corner. I mean, cut it just about half the ball.

You know, so, hey, he called it, he called him the ball. No, AI said, no, he's out. AI. Sa knows all about AI, by the way. Yeah. So I got a question for you because somebody said this the other day, and I was like, I'm pretty sure my uncle says that same thing. How do you say,

you build a fire in it, it's in your home, and it's got smoke coming out of it. What is that thing called? Chimley. He does say it. Chimley. I know what you're going. I knew what you were going.

And I was like. I knew what you were going for, whatever. I didn't even hear it. What did you just say? What did you just say? Hold on. Chimley. Chimley.

Chimley. Chimley. Yeah, again. Chimley. That's the thing. Jimley. C. Hey.

It was another. Why? It was another older. Why are you saying an L? And I thought, that's the thing. Hold on, spell it? I think it's C-I-M-M-E-Y. Chimmy.

But he says Chimley. It's just like gob- So many incorrect parts of that. I know. Two M's making L. Yeah. Hey, look, hey, Phil. If you got back-to-back-M's, you go backwards a letter.

Bill was the English teacher. I was. Okay. Yes. Do not pass go back one letter. Jimley. He said Phil was the English teacher. I was right.

He was. Oh. Dean's off high school. But obviously that's the thing. He had a pretty good deal. Just like Godwin was frustrated. If you find me a wood duck, if you find me a wood duck, pawn,

you got to be at least. English with Phil. Oh. With Phil. No, no chimney's allowed, though. Yeah, I knew what you were going for, right?

Because I've heard him say it, and I've always been like, I guess that's just a sigh. Somebody else said it. Somebody else said it. What is the correct pronunciation? Jim, me. Like your knee.

Like your knee. Like your knee. Don't listen to them. It's Chimley. Chimley's better. Yeah. Cimley's better. Hey, I.

Chimley's better. Hey, chimney ain't got, hi. Chimley ain't got nothing to do with the knee. What? I'm never. That baby, let's fire and smoke up up out of your house. Uh-huh. It's a chimney.

It's a chimney. What do you call, like a young turkey? What do you call that? Do you call it a jake? A polt or a pullet. I love it. Oh, hey, the only thing I call a Pullet is a Pollybone or a chicken.

Okay. There's all them old timers when you get into little young birds. Some of them, I mean, they're Poles, but they all say, they all say pullets. Pullet. Pullet. P-O-U-L-T. Oh, that's right.

They do. That's right. Old-timers do say pullet. Yeah. Pullets. Yeah. I like colloquialisms like that. They're fine.

My dad says Warsh. Warsh. Yeah, there's an R in there. Yeah. Said his whole life. Or I guess my whole life. I don't know what he was doing before I was born. He said wash his underwear yesterday.

You heard that. I did hear that. You know where my mind went where you start talking to all this? What? I can be cemirate young prior chickens just flopping with out their head in my yard, in the backyard. What happened to their heads? I thought we were laughing at my good time.

Mama walked out there and had a handful of chickens in one hand. Just grab them and just like that. My cat told the head away because we got Wisnex had fried chicken. And y'all just threw the heads in the yard? Yeah. Dogs would get them later. If time machines become a thing, I'm going back to y'all's house when you were 12. Vivian, Louisiana.

One, I got to see this old boy with his eyeball hanging. I need to meet Eagle the Pigeon, whose head was backwards. Here's what's so crazy. And I need to watch Mamie and the other dog kill every cat in the neighborhood. You wouldn't believe what kind of, I guess I don't. I don't even know what you, what holds your eyeball in. Look. I believe it's your skull.

I believe that. No, no, look. Your orbital. Hey, look. Here, here was his eyeball. It's dangling right here. His eye was dangling four inches? Yeah.

The only thing I've ever seen to imagine was is I killed a deer in Germany. Okay. Look. And I, no, no, I. I just did between the eyes and when I walked. I can't even tell it. When I walked up there, look, his brain was laying over on the ground. Look, and the spinal column was about 12 inches long, still attached to it.

All I can think of is that movie Blue Streak. You remember that one with Martin Lawrence and, uh, Dave Chappelle in it. And he says, he stick his fingers, the eyeballs fall out. The eyeballs fall out. He's so bad. Oh.

I think what happened is, like, I think he watched, like, Predator or something, like the old one with Arnold. And, like, he'll mix that movie with his stories, you know what I'm saying? It's the only thing. He's got a lot of creative license.

That kid walked in the hospital, holding his eyeball by his cheek. And what did I do? Put it in a cooler? Like, when you can do? cut off a finger. Pop it back in there. Hold on, look.

All the ball of deal was, stay away from my eyeballs. All my did was picking like that thing, push it back in. Just pushing over here. Did you ever see that kid again? Did he look right or was his eye going sideways? Did he see around corners?

Hey, that kid never came back. You never saw him again. He never come back to the house. I think I saw him in the honeymoon. He was a one-time shower, okay? He showed up one time, got his eyeball. knocked out day, that was it.

Do you know his name? Nope. We live in a world where this is searchable. Why not? Why are you going to search this? I'm going to say, I knocked out in Louisiana in 1950. No, can you get your eye knocked out of?

I thought you were looking for the person. And put it back in. I'm just curious. I mean, I just feel like when that thing leaves, there's no going back. I don't want to see it. Well, that's why I'm searching.

I'm not looking for image. Oh, no, it's tied in there. Let me tell you, it's tied in there with sine you and everything and all the nerve endings and all there. Sine you, welcome to biology kids. I'm serious, it was at least four inches hanging out of his eye. Eye socket. Wow, they go through a chat GPT goes through all the steps to do it. You know what it says first, though?

Do not try to force it back in by yourself. That's why he got his mom. Well, hey, bomb was a nerve. Cover the eye lightly. don't apply pressure and get to an ER immediate. That's what mama did. Bob pushed it in. Look, and then wrapped galls right so it don't fall back out.

But in severe trauma, car accidents, major blows it can occur. I'm serious. If you're asking out of curiosity, I can explain what it feels like or how movies exaggerated. If you're asking because it's happened to you, please go to the ER. It's going to stop in search, but thank you, Chad. Well, it would be the friend of the person who actually. Can you, like, look around me out of your face?

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Okay, do you want to talk about what you want to say? Yeah, what did you go? I just had some kids get the cops called on them for fishing on a golf course and wanted Sy's opinion. Oh, yeah. Well, we can still cover that. We got a little bit. Cops, call.

No, no, this is the email of the day, but it's just a, you know, local Facebook as a treasure trove of activity. today police were called on three kids ages nine and twelve for fishing in a pond on Frenchman's bend golf course I'm just going to say the name not only was there police called they tried to press charges on the kids for fishing and I need your opinion because you well number one what was they going to charge him with I guess trespassing trespassing trespassing yeah well then what are you talking about that fishing ain't got enough to do it but that's what they were doing

Well, yeah, but hey. But do their parents live on the course? Yes. Well, then. In the neighborhood. Hey, I'll tell you what it is. Here's the problem in. I wouldn't say.

Oh, I wouldn't. Hey, they fertilize the greens every day. Yeah, yeah, because you're a groundskeeper. So I mean, would you run these kids off and call the cops? No, because, hey, I drove my superintendent of the golf course nuts telling him, hey, you need to do three or four things here. There's a lot of ducks. on them ponds you need let me duck hunt there's a lot of deer destroying

the greens you need to let me kill them because there's a bunch of bucks and then you need to let me fish in it because these ponds are full of fish and y'all are making them grow bigger and bigger by fertilizing them greens ever ever hey

triple 13 make you grow big man I'm telling you so you think the kids should be allowed to fish on the golf floor? Yeah they said hey that's where all your game is best hunting in the world golf course man you don't mix guns if you don't want kids hunting fishing don't work at a golf course sir

there was a golf course employee that wanted to run them all the guy that runs it called the cops on a nine-year-old fishing I like to draw a man he probably would have called him on me if I slipped in

and then he held the kids tabel box till the cops got them what a tool shit I stayed on this boy until he finally let me fish but I didn't get to hunt but he did let the other employees hunt

this guy said hey he called me a buddy might call me he said guess what I just killed on on you know number nine and I said what he said that 14 buck we used to watch when we was mowed

I said you shot him he said dead as a hammer I said hey right everywhere I said, here's what you do for me when you go in in the morning. Walk in there, grab the superintendent by the scuff of his neck, pull him forward and break his notes. Oh, hey, I didn't get to do it.

Catch you in a self-charge. I do believe the copy might be called if you start punching people to know. I think it depends on the course. Obviously, you know, if you show up to push August of National, they're not going to let you do that. Nope. But you ain't getting there. Any course, golf courts, has got wood.

in it, there's going to be game. Period. Especially Blue Wing Till. Oh, boy, don't you really have something there? Oh, hey, well, hey, a lot of fun to shoot. I did think that those kids need to go watch that first season of Duck Dynasty whenever they were frogging on the golf course.

Hey, what's his field just dipped. Hey, what you should have done is they should have took the picture of the kids with all the fish that it's caught. Oh, there is one. Is it? Yeah. I mean, the only way you got the leg to stand on is if his kids are just leaving, like, trash or something. I mean, if there's documented.

Just tell them to leave. Or I'm saying if somebody's like playing golf. But I would make them, I would make them pick it up. I would never call the cops. Hey, I can answer to that because I had to explain to the superintendent what I wanted to fish. He said, well, hey, we got a tournament, but you can't fish. I said, hey, look, I know the golfers got priority. I said, when they come up to putt and all that,

I'll stand back in the woods until they leave. And then as soon as they leave, I'm back in catching him big crappy. What at golf course? Freshman's been. Oh, that plays trash. Golf course and, uh... Hey, my favorite part is all the rednecks of Westmanore.

Like, we're coming on Friday, dog. And I'm like, I'll see. I might show up too. Let's feel main golf course. That's where I work. Let's feel Maine golf course. Now, that'd be funny. Everybody just show up and fish all the ponds at Frenchmen this weekend.

Oh, hey, look, I'm telling you. Now, you want to go? Hey, you're talking about, would I go? Where I'd go? I'm telling you, hey, I caught a four-pound cropy out of one of them ponds on Huntsville. Hold on. I didn't weigh it. I didn't weigh it, but I'm telling you, they'll suck away four pounds.

What happened to him? Huh? I put him on the stringer because they were biting. This is my favorite part of this. Yeah. When I went over and got up. my singer, as soon as I picked it up, I said, what's wrong?

I got to turn it around, and all this left of that four-pound cropy is his head. My guy. I guess this is on Facebook, so it's public anyway. There you go, boy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a kid out there. You shouldn't have fun. That's the reason he should be fishing.

He would throw that one away or take it home and eat it. Thank you. There you go. There's too little. And he probably shops at the Honey Hill. That's right. I don't know that I know him, but I know it's next door neighbor that shops all the time and I texted my buddy

I said did your kid almost get arrested for fishing? Because if so, I got a seat for him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's That'd be about, hey, you know what I'd have done if I had got arrested by cops when I was a teenager, fishing on a pond or a golf course?

It's probably not. That would have been a bad that would have been a badge of under. Okay, so I'm like, hey, what did you do to flash fight it when you skips cook? I said, hey, I got locked up by the police for fishing on a golf course that's right for fishing on a pond

on a golf course I come from a long line of poachers that is true there's got to be a way they can let the kids fish though there's an uproar let's figure something out so the kids can fish somewhere

and the old farts can play golf let's start a movement let's these kids fish these golf course pond I used to play a lot of golf somebody fishing would have never bothered. I've seen it. That's what I'm saying. Like pine hills used to be fished all the time when we'd play.

I mean, you think that kid's out just trying to cause destruction? No, and that thing needs to be out of that pond. Yeah. Look how sad he is and how small the fish was. That's the type you catch and you take them home where you need them. There you go. That kid needs a haircut. Yeah.

So the other ones can grow bigger. Oh, you know that one. His dad was in my wedding. We're good for us. I'm taking up the charge to get. He'd catch bigger fish if he could see him. Get that hair out of it. Hey, that's a good picture there.

Well, these are the guys that said they're going on Friday. Who? No, Connor that Wade Fish is Darbone? Oh, yeah. He said, I'm going. And I said, these two rednecks are going to show up. Yes. That's fun there.

Yeah. They're waiting and catching them. That's Connor and Xavier. Oh, it is. It is fun. You just weighed up there and there. He is in his little pocket. Yeah.

Come on out of there. Especially if you live in the neighborhood, Why would they ever? That's that stuff. Yeah. Anyways. I call their stingy. Sting.

I want you to catch him with a little fish. Hey. That's why, hey, if you guys, they slip in there at night. Slip in there at night. Anyway, Jeff. We're about to roll out of here. You said you brought us something to tell us. You want to talk about.

So I did want to thank we had some people that sponsors some kids because of the last podcast I was on. Awesome. Okay. There we go. I talked to, most of them. I left voicemails to others. I talked to a dude from Oklahoma today. Good dude. He actually just came down here and fish, weirdly enough. With Gobbin? No. I just want to, so people know, like here's a kid we have, you can sponsor. I just wanted to describe a kid. So if you're thinking about it. That's the good part of that. That come out of Gobbon's shoe. They become personal because you get to know him. They see. Well, yeah, I got a picture of

Her name is Edie. Hey, hold on, send me the picture. I'll send it to you. Yeah, so $40 a month. Oh, seriously. $40 a month. Hey, $40, you waste $40 bucks in a movie. I didn't know y'all are getting in here for this.

That's $120 between the three of you, Pennsylvania. You guys are in right here. I can tell you all about the admission charge. Yeah, that'd be $40, $40, $40. Hey, there you go, $2020. All right, let me talk about the girl real quick. Her name is E.D. That's not a real name, but that's what we call her because her name is really long.

But anyway, anyway, she has four other siblings, Her dad is disabled, which stinks, and that's kind of why they're in a jam. Her mama works hard labor all day. All the time. But over there, you ain't making money, and you ain't got no handouts. So this is the kind of kid we would like to help. She wants to be a teacher when she grows up. She's really good at school.

So that $40 bucks pays for all her school, groceries for the family, you know, takes care of them. So they can actually do something with their life. So think about Eadie, you know, if you're thinking about giving, all godschildren.org. there you go it's awesome we'd appreciate it the money is not wasted that's right the money goes for a good cause yeah there you go well thank you uh we're done are we you won't close it we got one what are you going to know what is the almighty going to let us know let them fish i'm waiting for the almighty to let me know what i should let everybody else where does it say in there let them eat fish well jesus ate fish but i've done that one many times he like he like

That's a good one. I'm just, I'm going out on a limb here. There will be fish fries in heaven, boy. That's confirmed because, confirm. Because there it is.

I knew it. I said, I'm going to go to all godschildren. org, and I'm just going to find the first Bible verse somewhere on their page, and that's going to be the one. Matthew 18, 5,

whoever receives one child in my name receives me. Boom. Nailed it. Don't get any better than that, boy. Let's go. And let them fish the golf course. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.

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