Duck Call Room - Phil Robertson’s Nickname for Terry Bradshaw Followed Him to the NFL

Episode Date: June 25, 2026

Uncle Si insists his childhood slingshot skills were so powerful that he could launch a rock into the next town, but the boys aren’t even close to buying it. Martin attempts to broker a showdown against PGA golfer Scottie Scheffler based on Si’s wild athletic claims. Jay Stone reveals that it was Phil who gave Terry Bradshaw his famous “Blind Bomber” nickname, and John-David takes issue with English soccer fans’ music choices when riding mechanical bulls in Texas. Duck Call Room episode #564 is sponsored by: Get bugs out of your house with Pestie. Go to https://pestie.com/DUCK for 10% off your order. https://shopify.com/duck — Sign up for your $1 per-month trial today! https://stopboxusa.com/duckcall — Get firearm security redesigned and save 10% when you use code DUCKCALL at checkout! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. You know, you guys are so nice and send us so much stuff, and we got a new package here. And I think there's something in here that Si is really going to like. It's not the book on PTSD. What? Because he's had time to heal. He's all good there.

But I think, Saiz really going to like this one. Ready what? Here we go again, baby. White's got a memoir? Apparently she's got a memoir. But my life in television from 1949 to 1995, she beat you, son.

Well, hi, that'd be pretty good a reason. You won't take that home, will you? Yeah, I'll send it home with you. And this one, well, we're all past this stage. I don't know, confident skills for young adults. Ain't none of us young no more. No, we're not. But we'll find somebody to donate it to.

And here's the other thing I figured side. much as he sleeps. Here you go, old man. They're just sending blankets in the mail? A new blanket. A brand new blanket. That's hand-craft. Yellow little leather, boys.

There you go. Actually, I figure Miss Christine like that. You ain't got to unwrap it. You can take it home and give it to her. Or you can just say happy Father's Day. There's a note, man. There you go. There needs to be.

There needs to be, because I don't know who's in it. Is that on that part of the note? Lisa. Whoa. she's the owner of homegrown knitting company man she writes a lot in a small space well

that must be why she likes books because that's a lot sorry I take it he don't cut one of the don't cut the knitted part oh he's not I don't know if he cut it but he pulled it this is from Lisa she's a Marine Corvette oh well thank you Lisa explains the books and all that stuff Hey, be careful with that.

That took her 40 hours to make. My man's got him a shawl. Hey, I know what it just took to do it. My wife does this. I'm just saying you're flinging that knife around. Well, how you cut it untie? Loops whooped on it. I could put a knife on it.

A cut knife. And it's the one that's been here for seven years. What? That won't cut hardly anything. Who's that from? This is from Lisa. Liza. Lisa, appreciate it.

Yeah, thank you for your service, Lisa. Hey, I'll wear this, it's the house when I'm cold. Yeah, we called it, and I can't remember his name, but Ider Logistics sent us some hats. She's a part of the Cherokee. What did you call that, Nation? Nation, yeah. She wrote something in Cherokee.

Any Choctaw? Ob Jalee Halaga. Boy, I butchered that, but it means they're grateful for Si and Cherokee. You know what this takes? There's a side. I added for side. Hey, this takes a lot of time.

You know what that tells you? What's that telling me? She loves somebody. She loves you, old man. She sent it to you? Hey, to do that, to take all that time to do that. It really clashes with today's socks, though. That's for sure.

No, I call them, these are my tiger socks. There ain't ever been a tight, well, never mind. I already know you have a belief of, big cats with different colors. Well, I got all. Those look like they belong at a Little League baseball field now because baseball has become kids

in ice cream shorts and pinks and turquoises and yellows. I thought he just fired up by watching a World Cup. Stone hasn't said much yet, but whenever I said that's what baseball has become, he just shook his head. I will be watching the USA and Australia. If you would have said soccer, I'd have believed it.

Oh, no. Oh, no. It's baseball. Baseball is all about what the kids call the drip these days. What's the drip? How they dress. That's what I did. And they spend a fortune on it.

What did you do? Soccer game. You watch soccer. No, no, no. He went to a soccer game. I actually went and threw the ball to the referee to start the game. He threw the first pitch. Through the first pitch at the soccer.

That's right. We're not really caught up on soccer. Hey, it was actually fun. I enjoyed it. Is that a thing in soccer? What are they, is it, the age is... It's local soccer. The age is 16 to 27.

So these are grown-ups playing soccer. Yeah. And I mean, hey, they never... They never... They never stopped movies. I could wear you out. And then one of them, I thought one of them like God has broke his neck.

It looks like he got kicked. And you're... Well, I tried to watch the soccer game one time, but I watched it for... How long did they last? 90 minutes. An hour and a half. And the final score.

45, 45. And the final score was zero to zero. Neal nil. Oh, no, we had a goal. It was four to one. There you go. So they spent an hour and a half running around. And nobody scored.

And they never scored. Well, you had a bunch of, you know, rookies. I thought that we get, you know, just no talent. That's one of the things that I forbid my daughters to play. I love a soccer game. Our softball. Our softball. Softball was on the list.

No chair, no dance. What does that leave there? Basketball? I was impressed, though. Basketball. I was impressed. They had a lot of people that was really fast. Yeah.

And they were really, uh, what's the word I'm looking for? I was nimble? No, talented and limber. Yeah. because you got to have talent to run up in front of somebody to kick the ball in front of them and then they start just back and forth, kicking each other

trying to get rid of the ball. Well, one thing I've noticed soccer players are really good at is flopping. They've changed that. Yeah. They will penalize you if they will go to a replay and penalize you. But that was the best part about watching a stupid soccer match was when they would

flail out, laid out the ground. Oh, no, no, no. You would. They're screaming, holding their leg. Hey, you would love. Five minutes later, they're back on the field. Running. Hey, you would love going to a stick ball, Indian stick ball. Indian stick.

They'd be better in soccer. Oh, it's better soccer because it's all of the, your sports, it's all of them combined. And what's so good about it is, okay? Sound like a dude perfect idea. It's like four-year-olds to 90. What? Four to 90.

And look, and hey, there's nothing that is illegal. Oh. If you want to dive and knock somebody off his feet, cut him out of his ankles, go for it. What's it called? What's the name? A stickball. Indians. Look, the Indians used to war and kill each other off.

Well, they finally, two cheese had pretty, was pretty smart. They said, hey, we're going to make a sport, put a stick in the ground on each end of a hundred yards. And then you got like a, what is the game that they're? catch the thing with the lacrosse. Yeah. It's like lacrosse. Yeah. Except they just beat each other.

It's a little bigger. The ball's a little bigger than a golf ball. And the thing that catches it is just made just where it barely fits in there. And you somebody can throw that thing. Well, they can throw that thing. Okay. And I mean, the ball's hard. I would tell you more, but he's nailing what Google's got.

But look, here's what impressed me. We was in a golf cart coming on the field and parked on the field back then. Ambulance was leaving with a light on, and there was 50 more in line. 50 ambulances. Yeah, 50 ambulances. And I said, what's the deal on this? They said, hey, we'll use every one of them for the games over. Like, these people, you're talking about into the sport?

Because I was doing one of my goofy mood, so I had a, I don't even remember the team I had. They gave me a T-shirt to wear. Well, in half time, I told Philip, let's let's go over and harass the other team on the other side. Bad move. Hey, them people come with bushel baskets full of rotten tomatoes, rotten cabbage, everything in the garden that can rotten. They let it rotten, and they bring it to the game. And if you start, you know, get mouthy, you get hit with tomatoes, cabbage,

lettuce, pickles, or the what, cucumbers? Are they, are they pickles or cucumbers? I got out, got some bad mouth to them

and, you know, we's head, you know, I said, you more need to stay after school and practice more, you know, hey,

I got hit with tomatoes, lettuce, cabbage. I said, boy, he's boys are serious now. Where were you at? Oh,

in Mississippi? That's a classic, Phil and Cy, had the Mississippi story if I've ever heard one. Mississippi was the playoff of the championship. There's a league? Oh, yeah. It was the playoff between the chalk tolls and I don't know what other.

We need to get Lisa on the phone and ask her if she's heard of this. Or we just need to find somebody that plays Indian stickball. Oh, no, but hey. I got lots of question. That can't be the name of it. That is a stick ball. Stick ball. It comes up very quickly.

Quickly. Yeah, if you type in Indian, the Wikipedia page is Indigenous North American's stickball. Hey, it's better than going to war. But as I would call an old Indian stickball.

It's better to go into war killing each other. And I mean, they got we hammered. Often called the little brother of war. That's what this game is known as. Oh, this was practice.

War practice. It was originally played by the southeastern tribes like the Cherokee Choketal and Chickasol to settle. Chicholahawah. tall. I said it was.

She's a chippelaw. She's a one of a kind. It was them too. It was a championship game. The Tim McGraw. Open. You know, about eight of them had played. You're on the end up now the playoffs.

Something tells me side of Tim McGraw on the same tour. It was a fine game, though. But now it's just for fun, but back then it was to settle territorial disputes and maintain fitness. Hey, there was broke bones. There was teeth knocked out. There was bloody noses. That was all kind of stuff.

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Yeah, that's the opposite of pickleball. Yeah. Hey. You'll play some pickleball. you're talking about, you know. And look. Hey, look, you know. Everything's on the table.

All options is on the table. I'm trying to think of a way to describe pickleball, but none of it is politically correct. No, no, if you want somebody, punch him. That's fine. What's you got with pickleball? Oh, well. It's hard to get stone on your side. I can't say what I'm thinking because it had never passed the.

Oh, it don't have to. We may just laugh and come back in. What I couldn't believe is they caught the ball, okay? You know, and I mean, they ain't, this ain't the only little, you know, it's like a pitcher throwing a fastball at 100 miles an hour. Yeah. Except you got about a three-foot stick. I got a thing like that at home I throw the ball to my dog with.

Yeah. Called a chucket. It looks like that. Yeah. It looks like that. You can see. I'll tell you what it reminds me of. What?

Growing up, we used sling shots. Oh, that thing ain't looking nothing like a slingshot. That was a steep. Oh, no, I'm talking about, hey, like a rock that big around. Yeah. You would have done a pin on a leather pout with about three foot of string. Oh, you're using an ambitical slingshot.

You're talking about, hey, easy, David. David's go out. Yeah, you're using them biblical slingshot. I used the ones that you found a fork and stick in me. Hold on. I could throw that rock and with a slingshot. Probably what? two and a half three miles

oh no I'm serious I'm serious hey boy a lot of people in the comments gonna call you a lot oh no I'm serious you could throw a rock

two and a half to three miles you got a three foot string yeah two and a half three miles hey look David hit Glythe and it's stuck in his forehead well yeah you ain't

that's how hey well you figure how fast that thing's going, would you just, you know, it sounds like a damn gum helicopter cranking up. You get the slinging it. I just woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, bo. You ever let go of it too late and hit yourself? No, he hit the people in the town next over.

It was, well, it was catch. He hit the people in it. Hey, it's catchy, it wouldn't go out. It didn't it, pow. Distance from here. Measure distance. I just want to see what's two and a half, three miles away. the honey hole we're going to go to size house well i'll tell you what that's like six is it i tell you what

you're fine hey i can tell you what i could do red river's pretty wide yeah and if you've taken the sandbar and all that and the bank i could throw it across that easy okay could you throw it halfway to your house from where we currently sit halfway to your home is he six miles no because that's about 10 miles or eight at least. All right. So now we need to do the math. Now we got to extrapolate distances. He's still at a mile. He's still throwing a mile.

Okay. Hey, he's still at a mile. Wait, wait it. How, you think you could throw a rock three miles from the parking lot? How could you ever confirm? Parking lot to overpass. Parking lot to overpass.

Do you think you can throw a rock from here to add 20? Yeah. That's not a mile, probably three quarters. That's still falling I can do that easy I can throw it out of the parking lot and throw it over You could chunk of rock

From here to Academy Hey I could throw it across Oh It go over Academy All the way to the interstate Well no he's saying That's easy to do Because if you can

That wouldn't be no problem If you can put me in a pouch And sling me up at a crumble cookie man Let's go That is exactly one kilometer For our United Kingdom friends There's a lot of people In the United States right now

That understand that math but none of us do. 3,274.16 feet away from the interstate right now. Well, when I was young, I had a 1,280. Hey, when I was young, I could throw a flat rock. I could probably throw a flat rock. 500 yards? How in the world are your eyes not brown, man?

How far could you throw a baseball? Hardball. Some would call it baseball, but hardball, sure. Let's go with that. Oh, at least 100 yards. Oh, man. So you could throw a baseball from home plate just over every fence. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, the home run thing? No, yeah, I could throw it out of the stadium. Out of the stadium? I could throw it out of the stadium. That's like 500 yards. All this time we thought we were sitting with the greatest reality TV star of all time. We're actually in the presence of the greatest athlete to ever live. What Phil could throw, look at, hey, here's the deal.

Phil could throw a javelin past 100 yards. That actually I think is true. No. Those are meters, right? Well, we can look up how far. Well, I think people jump to travel. Yeah, look up how far they throw.

Look at the world record, Javanagh. I think that old boy on revenge of the nudge, he probably had. Terry Bradshaw set the National High School Javelin record of 244 feet. Wasn't he pranced out there inside of socks? So 240 feet. That's what?

Like close to 100 yards. Close. I don't know what to fill through. It doesn't say that no more. Bradshaw threw it 200 or something. But he did that in high school, which is insane. Well, hey, he had a, Terry had a, I had a, he had a cannon for a arm.

Oh, hey, that's okay. I had an arm. You know, Phil gave him that nickname. Oh, yeah. I chucked that shopper over in Scotland with him. He was one that said he had a cannon for a home. Do you know that, Johnny D? He hung the blind bomber on.

Phil gave Terry Brasho his nickname, the blind bomber. If he can throw it. And it stuck all the way through the pros. That pretty much, Phil gives you a nickname. It pretty well sticks. Yeah. You ain't getting ready? Oh, no legs still hobbling around.

Oh, no horse head still with us today. I am. That was the craziest thing. Phil, Phil, we went hunting. Phil's got his waders on. You know, just leg waiters. We're talking about the no legs guy? Yeah, no legs.

The next day, no legs forgot his, his waiters and put Phil's on. And they got wet. That's what he got the nickname from. So Phil said, all them waiters don't leak. Then he looked, he said, it ain't the waiters. He said, you ain't got no leg. He ain't got no leg. He ain't got no leg, boy.

That's right, Lieutenant. Then all he was known as no leg. Who is no leg? He was a camera man. He was a cameraman. I've heard that story at least a hundred times. Seventy-five of them been right here in his room. And I'm not here that much anymore, and I've heard it at least 20 times.

Wait. So we don't even know who no legs is? Hey, I don't know his name. All I know is he is a cameraman. And the boy ain't got no leg. He got a leg. He got a leg. Weighters, neck waiters, or what, probably three foot, three feet.

and a half. What? Well, hey, he put him on and waded in the water and he got wet. And it wasn't because

the waders leak. It was because, hey, he wasn't tall enough. Yeah. How tall was Phil in his prime? Before gravity took over?

Well, no, no. You claim you're 6-2 right now. Well, I was 6-3 and I think he would, he may have been 6-4. Okay.

In my prime, I was 6-3. What are you now? Well, Christine said I've shrunk. I don't know. I have 11. I don't know.

You ain't really shrunk. You just kind of more lean. You really just slightly deflated. I kind of bend it. Hey, it's crazy. You're like a rubber worm you left out in a... I always heard people shrink. And now I'm starting to see people shrink.

I'm at that age. Yeah, because me and my dad used to be the same height. Yeah. He gone. He ain't gone. Hey, look up how... I'm taller. Slings shot.

Slingshot. Somebody was a sling shot. I don't have to look it up to know it ain't three miles. Well, look it up. I want to know what is. How far can one throw a row? Yeah. Oh, my goodness.

Well, I hope you're on that creot team. I got a question. We go into the parking. 40 pound. I can't even think of the name. Just a regular boat. Yeah, a long bow. A long boat.

A long boat. A long boat. Regular long boat. How far you figure you could shoot a narrow? A long way. 40 pounds, putting it all the way back, yeah,

let her go. I'd have to ask them boys and Braveheart. They got them out there on the other side to hill. Jose, I've shot one over the red river and it went slam out of the sign.

I don't know how far. We got to get Guinness on the phone, y'all. Because there actually is an official Guinness World Record. Flingshot? For the farthest thrown object using a sling. What?

Si, what would you think? Oh, I'd say two or three miles at least. A fifth of a mile. Fifth of a mile. Fifth, maybe a quarter of a mile. That's a bunch of crap. A fifth.

That's a bunch of crap. That is Larry Bray in 1981. I don't know. That's a bunch of crap. That's fake news. So now Guinness World Records? Well, hold it. I feel like a fifth was involved in the world.

Hold it. No, I'm sorry. It's a, I did the math in my head. That's like me. It's a quarter mile. Look, starting a new business is never easy. Look, there's doubts. there's uncertainty like what if nobody likes your product what what if nobody shows up i mean all

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No, I don't. Oh, but we can make one. I guarantee you a listener of this podcast is, super into like making slings. Just seems like something one of our fans would do. I can't believe that's all, that's talking about a fifth? A fifth. A quarter of a mile. Quarter of a mile.

It's a long way, side. Quarter of a mile. I've never thrown anything a quarter of a mile. What's a quarter mile? Fifteen hundred feet. Roughly. That ain't nowhere. 1434 feet is the world record. Yeah, 15 hundred feet is. It's calling nowhere. You're talking about something. Okay. If you pick up a rock that weighs what?

This one weighed 52 grams that went that far. I don't know what that means. Don't go to grounds. Go with, you know, pounds. Pounds. Like a quarter of a pound. Heaven for bed, we used it. Littleer than that.

Point 11 pounds. So a tenth of a pound. Point one more. You take it and put that in a three foot, a leather phone on the end of it. This man going to hurt him so. And you get to, Comment that as fast as you can do it.

I only have one request. Video it. No, I'm going to be there, one. But you got to wear a helmet. Well, that'll be fine. Because I can't have David taking out Goliath at the same time. No, no, that'd be fine. You know what I'm saying?

I can't have a backlash. I've let you throw my rod and reels for. Sometimes you don't throw them very far. I'm just thank you. Yo, 1500, you know, just say 1500 feet. Yeah, 1,500 feet, 300 yard. 3 hundred yards. Whatever it is, yeah.

Quarter of a mile. Quarter of a mile. Hey, 300 yards ain't nothing. Apparently. It's the world record for a slingshot. It's the furthest any human beings ever done it. That's why I think they're full of crap. Obviously, people have tried this record.

They would have to prove that to me by doing it. We're going to end up. What if size sets a world record? He might. It feels like. this needs to be a Duck Dynasty episode. Well, no, no, I'm serious. I really think I can throw it at least a mile.

I know this. I figured like three miles. I'm going to go out to figure out the safest place to park my truck. I'm pretty sure I can throw. I can throw it with a slings shot. I can throw a rock. I don't even know how to, I don't even know how to throw a slings. How many feet is a mile?

It's 5,2-180. Something. 5,280 feet. Would you like to know where that is from here? Yeah. Not far. From the, I got Google Maps pulled up. Yeah.

How far? I'm zooming in on the, no, I'll go from where you parked your truck. El Harito. Right outside. Yeah, that's him. Which direction you want to go? Towards town.

He's probably more familiar south. Better throw it towards Balkanville. No, I got it. That's just everyday operations down there. If you can throw it a mile, that means from that back parking lot, you can hit someone in the Chick-fil-A parking lot. lot. Exactly one mile. Up there? Yeah. Do you think you

could do that? Hey, man, yeah. Hey, I'll tell you what. When we do this, I'll stand at Chick-fil-A to warn everybody. Yeah. And I'll stand at the other one that's a little bit closer. Okay, what if you park your truck in Chick-fil-A parking lot and you hear a...

Please hit it. Splash! Please hit it. As long as we're video in it. I will call Chevrolet to tomorrow and say you ain't going to believe this. Yeah. And I meant that gave me a new one.

We're going to take you on the road. Yeah. You're like that kid from that movie, rookie of the year. Yeah, we're about to start hustling people. Yeah. We're going to put you in Major League Baseball at this age. That's too low.

Okay. I'm going to buy me some nylon string. Go buy me a pair of shoes, old shoes. Cut the tongue out of it. To make me and make a pound. slingshot and then I'm going to Phil's property. Is that what y'all made slingshots out of?

Yeah, that's kind of cool. Well, well, that are either strips or leather, you know, like you know, like your boot, tie your boots with. Yeah. One mile. I'm just telling you because, hey, we used to wind them things up and throw them. I'm so interested. Did you ever kill anything with it? Yeah, himself. Hold on. No, I don't think I killed it. Oh, this is He might have.

He couldn't see where it lands. I threw it at birds. I thought that's how y'all got the pigeons. Hold on. You know, we never even thought about that. Hey. I thought that's how y'all got the pigeons this whole time. That was just throwing what we call flat slide of rocks.

Y'all are with your hand? Yeah. Oh, Lord. He can throw them half a mile, but he can slingshot him an entire mile. But he'd miss that pigeon 100 yards above his head on a gym. And that's half a mile. Look, look, it hit him, and he come rolling off of the 10 roof. Oh, eagle.

And I caught him. That's just not a word of him. Look, and I'm noticing something is wrong with this pigeon, because I'm looking at his chest and the back of his head. Look, this hit hit the pigeon and turned his head, his neck, 180 degrees, and did not kill him. Okay, and when you would throw him up, he would fly into the ground. Okay, look, we had, hold it, hold it.

We had 25 pigeons, Eagle was one of him, and he was the one that, hey, he's sitting on the perch. The story never been old. And look, his chest, you're looking at his chest? Well, look, he's, he's looking the opted direction. They killed the cats. The cats attack the chip pigeon coop. They killed every pigeon in there except Eagle. That's because they couldn't sneak up on.

Something's this weird about him. He's got evil spirits. We ain't going to kill him. Let him go. Don't want to release him, huh? That's right. I see the story about no legs get a little old. Eagle.

I've heard that story many times. No, no. It's because you get so excited to tell it. Well, no, no, because that's true. People can't believe. that one I said, I don't. It hit him and knocked his head

180 degrees. How long did he live with the backwards head? I asked the cat. He died of old age. Yeah. I asked the great massacre of 72.

He got out of an old age. Had it, Ray, passed the pigeon massacre of the 19th. Now that I think about it, that makes me so mad that it never entered our head to use a

flingshot out on the gin. Well, you would have never been able to see where the rock landed. And you'd probably... Oh, what did you talk about? It was a mile away? Well, you'd have probably killed the pigeon instead of just injured it. And you would have put a hole in the gin. Oh, that'd been dead.

Yeah, they'd been dead. Because this thing, when you, you know, it's like an incoming artillery round. It was, it's whistling when it's coming in. It's going that far. It's got to go that. No, it's whistling when it's coming. That story is. Hunter just trying to figure out if he shaved his face for

this today son. I'm here to tell you. But I am going to have to make me a slingshot. Please do. And then a stone will be with me. Buddy. We're going to go down there and you could kill a deer with a slingshot if you could throw it a mile.

Well, no, no. Yeah, you could kill one. Hey, you're talking about a projectile, son. Stone, will you please take him deer hunting with a slingshot? Oh, I bet. It'll be just as useful as with a rifle. Have you seen what he does with him? He used a deer a mile away too.

The problem is they want to stand at 60 yards from him. I don't know if I killed anything with a slingshot or not, but I killed a lot of stuff with a, just a regular swing shot. Yeah. Man, we've all been there. Middle of the night, you hear that weird noise, right? And what's the first thing you do? You reach for something to protect you and yours.

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I need somewhere, though, we're going to have to do it over water. He ain't leaving this thing. It's going to be a big lake. That way we can't find proof? No, no, no, no. We're going to have to do it off water. He won't see the splash. So we'll see the splash.

Oh, they got, oh. I found one on Amazon. How far does it say how far? No, but they put a golf ball up in that thing. They're throwing golf balls in them. There's 600 of these bought in the past month. What are people doing? Okay, hold, hold.

I'm glad y'all brought that up. Old flash and slingshot rocked rocked? How far? How far can a pro? This one's called a shepherd sling. Hit a golf ball. Roy McElroy hit one today, 396. 400 yards.

400 yards. And some of those long drive guys hit 500. Which is, okay. Which is a quarter of what you said you could go. A driver, a sling. And hit a golf ball 500 yards. Mm-hmm. You don't, I'll ask this.

Can I throw a rock 500 yards with my slingshot? No. You're full of bull. You can throw a rock further than Roy McElrick and hit a golf ball? I guarantee you, I can throw a rock 500 yards. That I will, hey, I'll bet a hundo on that right now. Teddy, Teddy, Teddy, my friend, my golf coach and caddy for Scotty Sheffler. can we please

I don't know how you do this but can we have Scotty and Si in a drive-off Scotty hits driver Syi uses a slingshot Teddy I appeal to you let's make this happen that would be fun

how would that be fun you genuinely think you'd win hey I would have a Honda that I would win a Honda because a golf It's pretty hard.

Here's a problem. I don't think Scottie Sheffler going to show up for a hundred. We may have to get it out of the muck if we're going to get it. I'll bet everything I got that he hits it further than you throw it. I'm sorry, I don't, I don't. You would probably lose your money, sir. No. Hey, I'm silent.

We're like 600 episodes in and I'm always on your side, but I can't go there today. We need a mathematician. in here. We got one. Well, no, no. I'm saying, okay. You are the, you are the world record holder for.

ounces. ounces? Yeah, what would be a rock just a little bit bigger to golf ball and flat. You're about this bigger round. How many ounces?

That's all what it's made. I got you. I got you. 1.76 ounces. Okay, and that's light. Yeah. Really? That's the furthest anybody's ever thrown a rock. That's the rock that they threw.

Well, take that and then, hey, then you're going to need some kind of machine that measures. Okay, take that, put it in a slingshot, and wind that slingshot like a, like stone. He's pretty good shape. That stone wind that thing up, you know, and see how fast, how fast that thing's going. Oh, okay. I see what we're doing. And at the pinnacle of it, he lets it go. Then we get the launch angle.

And you would say, okay, how far did it go? Pede. Times angle. We'll get a triangle. Cosine, sign, tangent. That sounds like a physics. You don't realize how far. How, you know.

The problem is you can't use physics because we got friction. Well, you'd have to use algae. You have to assume that it's. My brother would say right now. Now, Tommy would say you'd have to use algebra on it to figure it out. Oh, you don't have to go past algebra. Okay, it would be speed times weight. And then.

Force equals mass times acceleration. So you're going to need that one in there somewhere. F equals MA, but, you know. Why don't you just see how far you can throw it and I'll get a tape measure out and walk over there and put it in the ground? That's why I'm telling us we're going to need a deal water. Okay. Because, all right, hey, what is Mississippi River's what? mile wide and say just

somewhere I'm sure it is yeah it's not here I think I could wind up and I think I could throw it and not hit water you think you can throw a rock across I think I could throw a rock across Mississippi I think you could chunk it and never get it to the water oh I get it to a water right there at Vicksburg it is 3,000 feet

across it ain't a mile not a mile He can throw it a mile, those sort of are good. Yeah, long as you don't go to Chick-Fleigh and Vicksburg. Yeah, you know what? The people of Chick-Flea and Vicksburg better get more. They're going to be in trouble. I got to make me a little shot. Find me some good rocks.

All I know is, we've been talking about throwing a rock for 25 minutes. Ain't that incredible? How we do it we do. Well, you know. But he's really stuck on this one, and I'm going to, I ain't bad anymore. No, no, no, because, hey, you don't really have how much I've used one of them things. Well. Okay, and I mean, I can throw this thing where, hey, I, well, I put it this way.

I throw it to where it goes out of sight. Well, I don't want you to say that it was faulty equipment, so I got Amazon pulled up here and you just come pick your slingshot. No, he's got to make one. He's got to make one for sure. Unless you want to make it. That Amazon crap ain't going to get the job doing it. Well, it depends on what you look like.

You can't just get one off Amazon. How much is it? How much is it? About $20. $20 or a couple of them. I'll pay or a couple of them. Buddy, you ain't got to pay me.

I'm going to make my money back on this. I just don't know how. You're going to lose money if you bet against me with this slingshot. I'm not worried about making money off you, pal. Well, you ever heard of the five folks? You ever heard of the fine folks on YouTube? If you bet money against me on this,

you're going to lose. I am trying to figure out why when you search slingshot, you also get shown the women's triangle thonged. Y'all want to think I could shoot a slingshot of 300. That might be on Britney's search. history so good for you no that's how i get stuff that's why i get any present i want you should see what's in my cart right now then i'm going to delete it and then allison's going to get on amazon oh it's father's day pro tip huh it'll do you ever just get your wife's phone and start saying

things into it because do you know it's listening what's no what what what uh spage is a 30 out 30 30 30 30 30 30 suit probably what don't they do look at Yeah, you're going to have to look it up. I'd say like $2,200. What bullet is he? Yeah. Some of today's bullets probably. What's the drop is like a muscle velocity, 2,000 to 2,400 feet per second.

Man, I'm good. I remember them. It's good. It's good. Just see here. 300 yards. What's the dropage? Oh.

300 yards. Just see here. 20 inches? 30. 30. Zeroed where? at 100? That would be a 22-inch drop in a...

22-inch? At zero it at 100 yards. It's a little shorter two-foot. Aim high. It's all about launch angle. It is about launch angle. Well, no, no. It's going to be what the newfangles...

Did you legitimately just order slings? I order a couple of them. But they were 12 bucks. I don't... They look the... Well, it drops 22 inches. Yeah. I'm now...

I may have run this thing. up to 700 bought in the past month. I don't know. That's unbelievable. Yeah, I got a brown one and a green one. Oh, they got multiple colors. I mean, for $22, I will make this back on social media. Are you going to be Goliath when we reenact this?

Yeah, he can sling it at me. You hear that, sir? I hear that, but I've just thought about... Bling it at me. A golf ball is not heavy enough. I think the safest place I can be is in front of it. I mean, like a stainless steel ball the size of a golf ball.

A stainless, now it's getting an expensive. Well, no, no, because then you can figure it out. We can get you some tungsten. Tane a steel ball, weigh the ball, figure out what the speed of the slingshot goes. We could even do it because I'm thinking about, okay, if a gun drops 22 inches, at 31 velocity out of the barrel,

all I know is happy. Yeah, this stuff got me real interested in this little project. We fixed an adventurous home. Brother, you ain't no more interested in the guy that's been 24-98 on it. Well, I'm very confused. I'll pay you for it. It ain't no big deal. Oh, I'm not worried about it, my friend.

Oh, they. Well, I think I'd shoot a slingshot at 300 yards. Oh, I'm aware of you think that. And that's what I take a marble. There was this one time. I thought I could whip this old boy too. Turned out I was wrong. Well.

Well, the good news is Bible verse is going to be the easiest one you've ever had. Easiest Bible verse I've ever had to come up with it. Are you there yet? We're going to be, no, we ain't done yet, but I'm saying we're going to be somewhere in Samuel. Yeah. I wonder if we'll talk about a sling and five smooth steps.

Hey, but you better, you better remember one verse. With man, you have limited. limitations with God, anything is possible. I hate to tell you, so, but I'm betting on a man on this one. Actually, I'm betting against the man. Well, I tell you, you're going to lose your money. Father's Day is easy this year. Is it?

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and celebrate 250 years of American legacy with some outstanding Texas beef. So I just read Philippians 413 and thought it meant he can throw a rock three miles. I can do all things through Christ's strength than me. I mean, you can. You better get on that creatine. I'm curious about how far I really can throw one now.

I'm saying. I just don't want you to hurt you, say. Oh, I ain't going to hurt myself. This is all just doing this like cowboy. and then you just will you get ready you. I'm watching that skin. We actually, look, we actually had like a stick. Watching that flap right there, and I'm a little worried.

That tricep ain't what it used to me, boys. You're going to get a little resistance now. He better get on that creatine. You better get you some of that. You better get you some of that K-tap, hold that. You better get you some of that K-tap, hold that in place now. Well, see, I'll work out for a couple of days. What about what?

He's going to be back on his cubies. It's two and a half, son. That's right. He's going to be peddling. Eight pounds, that's right. Episode 9 is back. I'll be working it out. Si recovers from COVID.

What just happened? That's amazing. You know there's going to be people in the comments that call us like Christmas 13. We used to stand on the cliff of Red River with them slingshots. Uh-huh. We thought across the river a slap out of sight. Hit the horseshoe.

Huh. Nobody. You know, outside of state. How big is the... I've looked up too many. And I would say that... I'm not even concerned. That was at least...

Okay, Red River's probably four wheels at there. 200 yards wide. We're backing off of it now. We steady backing down. No, no. I'm just saying, hey, 300 yards was no big deal. I'm going to do this, Johnny Deeb. Tomorrow, is it, tomorrow evening or this weekend.

on making an attempt to observe a soccer game on the TV. I like it. Tomorrow, two o'clock. Tomorrow is USA, baby. Yeah, that'll be a good one to watch. And hopefully we win. USA. So, USA versus Australia.

So this is the World Cup. Mm-hmm. USA. You can at least get behind the America. It happens every four years. Two o'clock. Yeah, two o'clock. I'm pumped.

I'll be very busy. I wonder how much money all this is, you know. He'd like to catch up on the past games. You can just jump in a mind of Johnny D. The United States. I saw a news article where the people from Scotland came over and drank all the bars dry. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Boston, run out of beer. drank them dry. Yeah. And then all the English people went to the rodeo in Fort Worth. Yep. Yep.

Oasis. Yeah. They were like, John, do you still have. Who day is on a B a, a, you.

And they were all fired up about it. And then this guy was riding a bull in the middle of it. Don, do you have Twitter? No. You need to go follow this guy named Freddie. Freddy's, we've invited Freddie, but I think he's gone. Freddy? He's a German.

He kind of, which the last time we let some Germans that close to NASA, it was a bad deal. But they put him like talking to the International Space Station. Freddy's World thing. He bought him a big Texas hat. He's a cowboy hat. You're watching a lot of it, aren't you? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I'm watching the cup, son. He's the end. It is very entertaining. I'll give it. I had no idea it was, has it always been this entertaining? Yeah, but it's always.

Or is it because it's here. Because it's here, it's way better. Because did you see the Japanese dude try a rib in Texas for the first time? Oh yeah. He said, Amazing.

Yeah. Just like that. One bite. No, God Van Pelt even talked about Freddie and Galveston the other night. Oh, yeah. Dirty water. He was excited.

That dirty water. Dirty water. Then people think they had to beach. Yeah, they're Galveston. I ain't going to Mexico. You're going to Galveston. How bad is it that when you're a German, you get excited about Galveston? Well, you know.

Yeah. Batten. He ate at Buckees again. He did eat it Buckees again. Oh, and then somebody in New York wrote an article like, all these people think this is the great part of America. They're going to like Buckees and Bass Pro. And I'm like, you dang straight, New York. They're figuring out what we're really about.

Reddy's one of us now. and all those English people in there. America is a greatest country in the world. Amen. Amen to that. It's because of guys like you. Well, hey, I'm just... Oh, I bet them English folks slid into like...

If you can't be a proud of you, be American, hey, I'll tell you, pack your bags, go to Third World Country. We don't want you in here anyway. Can you believe those English folks just had proper Texas brisket for the first time probably? You know, you know, Freddie had to drive right back to the country tavern? He probably shouldn't have that, though. set the bar too high. No, Fred said all he did was he dropped it down in his mouth,

and it just messed in his mouth, and he swallowed it. He said, this is the greatest thing of the world. Yeah, that's what, I mean, he just thinking stuff we take for granted. Like, we get gas station brisket sandwiches and all these people are having them for the first time. Well, no, no, no, because I was going to say that about Germany. And we made fried fish better, no offense, England. Hold on. England can do fish. Germany's known for one thing.

Every little town has got its own brewery, winery, and all that. Yeah, drinking. Yeah. Drinking. Yeah. And they make some of the finest wine and some of the fine. Hey, look at this guy.

Look at this guy. Beef rib, big bone-in brisket. Just blew his mind. Look at his mind. Look at him. Now, here's a problem, though. The Japanese folks know how to eat, man. Like, Japanese food is good.

Authentic Japanese food is really, really good. But he just had a bunch of smoking. Have you ever been to Japan? Hmm? Have you ever been to Japan? Japan? No. My son. Or did we perfect Japanese? No. My grandson. We perfected Italian. Have you been to the Olive Guard? They started with them Wagyu cows, not us. They were the first come out with a waggo.

My grandson is to join the Navy. Is he? Yeah. All right. And he's going to be a lingw what is languages. Yeah. Because he speaks Japanese. Really? That's impressive. Oh, Trace's, Tracy. I was like I said, had be one of Trace's kids. Oh, yeah. Hold on. Yeah, she's got it up here. That's why they said there was somebody changed childs at birth. You want to hear a good story, John today, real quick. Yeah.

So my oldest was born 20 years ago, and this good-looking blonde-headed woman knocking on the door. I have no idea who she is. She just opened the door, she just walks right by me. Didn't say a word. Oh, she said, hey, goes in there, visits with Anna, holds the baby. yeah, yeah, whatever. So she leaves, backs over my mailbox, and goes down the road. And I said, who is, who is that woman?

She said, that's size daughter. I said, no it ain't. That woman is way too good looking to be size daughter. Ain't no way. And she said, yep, that's size daughter. That's crazy. Turns out that she was switched at birth in Germany. There's some German looking for that.

But hey, I should have thought it. But Craig got it from her. she speaks fluent German. Oh. Well, she's got dual citizenship. Oh, yeah. Al calls her the eighth wonder of the world. But anyway, her kids were talking about Doug Dyesby.

And they asked her something, but she said, oh, that's my dad. And they all jumped up and called her a liar. She calls me and she said, hey, I need you to do me a favor. Call me tomorrow at one o'clock. And I said, why? She said, because, hey, I want you to talk to my kids. that I am your daughter. That one does require a lot of proof.

No, no, because I said, Tracy, I said, you got to understand it. Look in the mirror and then think about what your father looks like. I said, there's no comparison there. I said, you're dropped dead gorgeous. And I said, not all of that, you're brilliant too. And I said, then, hey, look at me. So I can understand it.

Yeah. You think you can throw a rock three miles. I'm pretty sure you genuinely believe that. Oh, anyway. Guy really leans in on that part where he said he's the god of impossible. Yeah. I really just. He's in on that.

Well, look, you got to understand something here. Uh-huh. Y'all are talking and asking me questions about the slingshot. Uh-huh. I really believe I can throw it three miles. Oh, buddy. Where where?

I don't doubt this you do. Yo, that's just, yo. I never doubt it. don't seem, okay, that don't seem very far to be. And I can't even see that far. I can't even walk that far. Well, I'm just saying, but you never throw with a slingshot. I have.

And probably since now y'all said it, and I remember, we actually tied a bottle rocket. No, no, a stick that was like 12 to 18 inches long. There's a slingshot. Oh, for more leverage. Oh, well, no, no. Okay. And then when you pointed. that stick and let it go,

I could bust a Coke bottle out there like 50 yards. Okay, believable distance. Now, if you said that that coat bottle was at the chicken fillet. Hey, look, wherever you pointed that stick, that's what that rock was going to hit. Where's going?

Aim point. I like it. Hey, I'm in, man. You know another person that could really throw a good rock with the, uh, slaying. First Samuel. There we go. I knew he's in Samuel.

17. Oh no, I scrolled. 49. Let's go with 49. There's a lot of them about a sling and a stone. But this one shows just how fast David could. We got a sling. We got a stone. So we're good, man. His hand in his bag, took from it a stone and slung it, striking the Philistine on his forehead. The stone sank into his forehead so that he fell face first onto the ground. And then he walked up to him and drugged his sore out and cut his hair off. Yeah, that's part true too.

If y'all haven't ever seen that, David Dill on Amazon Prime, man. Don't mess with the Almighty. The Almighty will kill Goliath and have sigh throw. You close with a Bible, and I'm going to close with John Godwin. That's funner and chunking rocks at a sign. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.