Duck Call Room - Post Malone & Theo Von Pay Tribute to Uncle Si as the Ultimate Gangster

Episode Date: September 12, 2024

Uncle Si loves that Theo Von and Post Malone are fans of his, though the meaning of being called a “gangster” has changed during Si’s time. Martin takes his sons on their first hunt and is overwhelmed with joy about the good times they’ll have together in the future. John-David considers acquiring an odd new pet, and Stone gives a detailed breakdown of the best way to cook wild waterfowl. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Am I going? I don't know. Where you go? We're live, boy. We're live. All right. Welcome back to the duck call room. Ladies and gentlemen,

Johnny D. He's a prop comic today. He's got all of this prop. It isn't even a required commercial. Y'all did this tea commercial before I got here. This stuff's good, so I'm stealing it. Yeah. We made five pictures of tea, so there's plenty of it in there.

Yeah. I've had your tea and I've had this tea. This tea's better than your tea. Well, that is my tea now. That's what he drinks now. That's the sad. You ain't had it in a minute. Oh, this is good.

Yeah. No. What do you say this is? We just had a test taste. Hey, guess what, guys? What? Hunting season officially is here, baby. I guarantee you.

I just got back from Texas. How'd you do? We're doing fine. We come back with what? A bunch of doves. Where are they? They fix it to come to that man's house. That's what I'm talking about.

Whenever he grilled them, then he's going to get on the phone. with me and say come and eat. Are they clean? Oh, yeah, they're clean. He'll dress them up a little bit. Even better. Yeah, he'll dress them up, clean them up a little bit better. You got somebody that delivers clean, duds.

It requires you to share them. There's not many things on the earth better than duff. Oh, look, we had a bunch. And then boy did Jimbo, this. Lindsay did a number on them. They were good. Jimbo? Yeah.

Jimbo limsy. Uh-huh. Don't name Jimbo. You know how to cook. Hey, when you weigh about 400 pounds like he does that big fat rascal. He knows I love him to death, though. That's why I go hunting with him and love it every year. You go hunting with a man named Jimbo that weighs 400 pounds every year?

That's right. And hey, the boy's about half a shelf too. You don't get that big, you know, by eating bad foods. I've seen some big in Zoot. I don't know. I got about that big by eating a waffle house. Well, hold it. That ain't I said a man that cook, okay. don't cook.

Whoa. Martin. Also false. That's awesome. Who you think I am? Who you think I am? You? Well, hey, no, no.

I know by the way you well are, son. You ain't as strangers are good food. I guarantee you. Yeah, I cooked up the doves. We killed, too, already. They got on. Me and Jay's, me and Jay's went dove hunt yesterday.

Y'all do any good? Yeah. He'll about 15, I think. Queen us. Hey, we had jalapeno. You know how many I got? None of them. Zero.

Oh, yeah. He said, you don't take ease. You take the next batch. I'm like, okay. I know why he took you. Okay. Yeah. So he could have something to eat.

Yeah. Oh, boy. We had them halapeno poppers. Yeah. Raffin bacon. Oh, yeah. Oh, and they cooked them. And they were fine.

Well, how about that weather yesterday? Whoa. All weekend. Yeah. Yeah. I've been at work all morning. Oh, it's starting to be outside. Yeah.

It's starting to get mine. For a minute. We got that hurricane bearing down on us. To our listeners to the south of us, y'all are going to have it a little rougher than we are. So. You'll have got tickled. We're here for you. Head north.

Yeah. You've got tickled. You'll land on and over there in Texas. And tell me, time, okay, yeah. Yeah, we're going to go over here. And he said, oh, just, you know, let me throw this in. Hey, watch me. If you go, just find a dove, look for a dove.

He said, step real lightly and look all around it. He said, we have got that big diamond back. Right. all that snake around here and then we got a lot of them. Y'all, and the kid and the dog

went to get a cripple. And he'd come back and he said, uh, guess what happened? I said, what? He said,

I walked around that fence over here, you know, and the hurt. I said, was it loud? He said, oh, yeah. I said,

did you go in any further to look? And he said, no, I called the dog gosh really, we'll come back. Oh,

I thought he'd going to bring him to you. No. I thought the dog was going to get got. No. Yeah. Harden you.

Oh. Bad time for dogs lately. Yeah, we had a dog get got, not by a snakeo. Gator. By a gator, a little more permanent injury on that one. Yeah. So he gone, the dog, gone. But thanks to the summit family, so was the gator.

Hey, I had a nightmare about gators. Did you? Yes, sir. Did you see Jordan's poster, the one that they killed that we think is the suspected dog eater. Uh, how big? 12, 5. Oh, that's a big.

12, 5 and right at 500 pounds. I was going. Look, I was dreaming. I was duck hunting. Okay. And we're, I'm on the log. That ain't very big. And I'm looking everywhere around me because they're coming up.

There you is. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. How is I'm going? I would like you like to be about waste deep in water and seeing that coming toward you. That's a nice tractor. Thigh, I hate to tell you, you have been waste deep in that water. That's at the duck hole, son.

Oh, that's what he shot him? That thing got the dog. Thigh, you have been waist deep in that water. Hey, go to the next one over. Where's the, there's one good one. No, not that. Wow. Hold on, I got it.

He sent it to it. This one's funny. So there's the family of summits up against that alligator. That's a big alligator and three little humans. So three summits equal 12 feet. 12 and a half feet, yeah, 12, 5, yeah, all hung out there. Oh, that's a good one. That is a huge.

That's a huge. Yeah, that was, Jordan. Jordan ain't ever asked me for a whole heck of a lot. And he said, Rett really wants to kill an alligator. Where would you go? I said, Jordan, we have 35 tags. I'm glad to give him one. Yeah.

If I ain't got a fool with him, I'm happy. And they're like, oh, man, that's cool. You don't like doing it. I said, when you get about 200 and something deep in them, it's not fun anymore. It's just work. That's a dinosaur? What's a 243? 243.

Yeah. Once you have to start cleaning out. Yeah, we take two guns. We take a 22 and a 243. When you get one that size, it's better just go ahead. Yeah, get a gun. Go ahead. Instead of having to shoot him multiple times with the 22, just go.

Yeah, take that 243 and get it over with. You know, snagging? Yeah, he was caught on a handline, yeah. Yeah, he wasn't even baited with chicken. He was hunted and caught. So. You got a live scope him? No, we couldn't scope.

I did try to scope them, but you can't. There's too much grass in there. Grass in there. Yeah. You can see them when they go down, but when they get in that grass, they just kind of disappear. So, no, it was interesting. Boy, if you can figure out a way to live scope them gators, that'd be something. What, uh, how big is that?

Well, that y'all shot him. I mean, I, uh, the, the reservoir he was in is like 320 or something like that. Okay, big, okay. Three 20. Yeah, okay. What he mean big? You, you have been in it. Well, I know, but.

I understand that's pretty good size. Yeah. Yeah. So we've actually killed two already this year that are 12 foot five inches. But y'all got 35 tags? 35. Well, we got 32 now. We're three down.

So we got a 12-5, a 12-5 and an 8-1. So so far. 12-5 is a big gator. There's one more bigging, one more show enough bigging. And then we'll be on to meat hunting. So we'll get that other big mail out of there and get him gone. and then we'll start with the rest of it. Yeah, we got a big one in that bass pod over.

Yeah. Y'all ain't got no tags for them? Yeah, y'all could apply for tags, though, because it all touches a river back. So, yeah, just apply for tags. They'll give you some. You go catch him and get over with. Ain't nothing to it.

Hang a piece of jigging. 14-odd hook and let it rip. Yeah, look, Johnny Dees sell you the hooks for cheap. $2.99 a pop. I'm as cheap as cheap as you. That's cheaper than the chicken. You know how many gator hooks? I'm like, it's what, when September comes, I'm like, hey, we're just going to sell $3 hooks all day long.

Yeah, well, I mean, we got too many of them. So at least they're starting to get a little more liberal with the tags. There's a black bear tags now too. That's what I heard. Yeah, you can get in a lottery, 10 of them. Blackbird tag? Like bear. Oh, black, 10 tags total?

10 tags for the state, yeah. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Well, they got to start somewhere, you know. Starting at 10. I couldn't believe they did 10. I figured it was only going to be like five. But, yeah, they're starting at 10.

So that's a good thing. Good for them. Them big overgrown raccoons getting into everything now. I knew it wouldn't take long. Once they got in the city, they're going to have to do something. Well, yeah, they're going to start tearing up everything. Garbage is. Well, I think they figured out people was going to kill them regardless.

So you might as well make some money off of them. Yeah, yeah. You know. Well, if you got somebody breaking, you know, breaking into your camp. Yeah. I had one top over 500 pound feeder and ate the whole thing in one sitting and then things are fast

and they're big you saw that one run down the road didn't yeah and then like whenever we get a bear in town everybody's like there's a bear in town there's a bear in town and people post it on Facebook next thing you know that sucker's 30 minutes away by car in 20 minutes somehow Oh, yeah.

Bears move. They get on with a getting down. No, it's fun, man. It's fun. I love opening weekend. Opening weekend. This is the best time of year. You got football on TV.

You can switch food to like chili and stuff. It's cool in the morning. Speaking of football. Put some more spices in it. I went to Phil in Kay's house yesterday. I took baby sage out to shoot the rifle. You figure them to start laying down. some doves for me.

But I went by Phil's house. He said, Stone, you ain't going to believe what they did. To what? You can't watch a football game anymore. Like, really? Well, of course, I haven't watched a football game. Years.

Six years. But he says, when you turn on a football game, they change games every 10 minutes. Oh, no. And I said, He'll cut the Red So, I said,

let me see you remote. I said, I put it on a guy that he was on NFL Red Zone. Oh, that's fantastic. And him and Kay. Phil complaining about the best thing that's ever happened to NFL football.

Show you the good part. So him and Kay watched Red Zone all day yesterday. Oh, that's funny. Oh, Kay didn't even get to watch her Saints curb stomping boys. Unbelievable. He missed. Congratulations, Johnny Dee.

That's a pretty high way to start the season as a Saints fan. The good folks in Carolina were back, baby. The folks of New Orleans can talk again. But I did. I took the boys out for opening day of dove season. That was fun. Yeah, how'd that go? It was good.

They don't really sit still. Yeah, no, we didn't. No, we didn't. We started on one end of the dove field and walk the whole length of it. Yeah. And I didn't have a gun. I was just walking with them. And every time somebody would shoot, I'd start clapping and going, yay.

That way, you know, because that first one went off and they were like, oh, what was that? What is this? What is this happening around here? And, no, they were fun. Jackson turned out to be a good little retriever. He will go pick your doves. He won't quite get it all the way back to you. He gets disinterested before he gets back to you.

But he will go get it and pick it up. Waylon's got a little more trust issues with. There you go. Yeah, there you. Oh, he loved it, man. They had themselves a time. They were living their best life out there in the dove field. So, yeah, Wayland's like, you know, I don't know.

Well, wait until they eat them, though. Yeah. We ain't there. Yeah, we had us a good. We went stomping around. We did it all. So we did all things, boy, you know. And it was, yeah, it was a, it was a good time.

They're in on it. So I'm, they're in on camp life. So now I've got a reason to go to camp every Saturday. Yeah, but. You can't do them. Can't do anything better. No. No.

No, we had a, we had a blast. They got to get them into it young. They took naps on the Ranger. As soon as you fire up a Polaris Ranger and go about three miles an hour, they, They fall asleep, buddy. I don't know if it's a sound of that Ranger or just the kind of the motion of it, but they go straight to sleep. Being out in God's creation of breathing, good, good, clean air.

Yeah, Jackson got chasing a snake. That was kind of fun. But it was a black snake. I never got close enough to and figure out what he was because I was trying to drag wailing behind me and catch up to Jackson. And it was just a... Martin's kids just chasing snake. Oh, that boy, hey, look, he ain't scared of nothing yet.

And I love that. Like, you put a fish up to him, he poke him, you put anything, he's like, yeah, I'll touch it. I'll touch it. I'm not scared of nothing. Looked over there, he's playing with a crawfish. I don't know how that thing didn't pinch him. But he just, I look over there and he got a crawfishing his hand. I'm like, oh, boy, this is not good.

I think he may have, you know, squeezed his head a little hard potentially, but that may have been why he didn't get him. But yeah, oh, yeah, he was, them boys living their best life out there in the woods. So while our mama was getting some G-ZZs at the L.O. conference. So, you know, it was a good weekend around here. Baby Sage graduated from a 22 Magnum to a 308, pretty big jump. Uh-oh. A-oh. She was throwing them groups up there.

You know, we've been shooting for about two years. Yeah. So we got to 308, it popped her a little bit the first time. She said, that one jumped on me. I said, yeah, I said, hold that little tight. Well, the second shot, I wasn't paying too close attention. She had her eye a little too close to that optic. Oh, she got scope?

Yeah, but it wasn't bad. It popped her, but it didn't draw blood. Yeah. And he started wiping her eyes low. She wasn't crying, but she was about to. What do we do in Jiu-Jitsu when we get hurt? He said, we fight through it. That's what we're doing right now.

We're going to fight through it. Hey. So she got up there, I mean, sent five more rounds down range. Hey, Scroop. I said, okay, you ready? So we're fixing the, we fixed to have ourselves a blast. Well, I fixed,

I want to go on the first one. Yeah. I'll never forget that first one, BKKKill. Oh, no. Hi. That was the funniest thing. That was the funniest thing.

I was like, gee, yeah, there's the dough out there on the corn feeder, and you know, just, just, well, you know, you're going to choose her or not?

Yeah. It was just, it was just. Hit the ground. You put the rifle back on safety. Set it up against the thing and then. No emotion. All right. Look, springtime is here.

It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. And y'all know. We love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedale's beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good?

It's so good. Our friend, Cyre Robertson, would say, Bye on the grill! Look, before we got Tried Tried. Triedale's getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Triedales beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way.

Triedales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your. door, we threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living,

you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritails beef. I know in size case, Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat either, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com.

Slash, Dunk, support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. That's why I married her mama because we took a trip somewhere right before we got married and he never said a word

for about five hours. I thought, you know what, I'll fix to marry this woman. She ain't got... You're talking about hard to find. Ever said a word for five hours. He ain't lippy boys.

That's right. That's how Martin wrote Brittany. Oh. Oh. I don't told you. Somebody got to send our order back if it ain't right, and it ain't going to be me. I mean, that's her department.

Oh, boy. Hey, she's calmed down a lot in motherhood, though. She ain't near as loud as she used to be. But she's still let you know now. She'll let you know. That's Tennessee coming out. Yeah. Let's go with that.

Let's go with that. I'm serious, okay. You know, Tennessee is going to give you your mind, boys. Yeah. You're going to know where they stand. There will be no guess of them. You don't have to, you ain't to be guessing.

You'll know. Oh, yeah. She's happy them balls are good again, allegedly. So everything's good. Yeah, you know, they,

that was what surprised me about the first week of football. You're talking about some high-scoring games. Yeah. Well, that's great, man. It's that time of year, baby. We're killing things.

It is. Watching football. It is. is our time. Like, is... Killing and grilling, boys. I mean, I had Jackson, and I didn't realize this last night,

because Jackson loves puzzles and numbers and letters and all the thing. So a football game to him is like the coolest thing ever because it's just a bunch of numbers running around on the screen the whole time. Yeah. So he's just like infatuated. He has no idea what they're doing. He's just like... Well, he likes it.

Well, he's pointing he's going to four, four. And he's like trying to figure out where number four is going. You know, and I'm like, Oh, I got one of us at here and watch football with. That's right. You know, it's, uh, it is, that's a good shot right there. On who?

Uh-oh. And now we're on the Black Panthers. Oh, no. I think the wrong thing on the computer. Hey, hey, hey, run your mouth on this. Tell me about that. Go ahead and run your mouth and see what, see what happened. Everything checks out other than Black Panther.

The black lamp. I know. That's what's so great about it. That picture was taken in India. Yeah, that's why I said. Everything checks out about it. Yeah, absolutely. Why wouldn't it be? There's nothing wrong with that picture.

Like, there's nothing. If it would have said Indiana, we'd have had an issue. But India, yeah, everything, all the fact. There's one from ERIS. Oh, yeah. Yep, the elusive. That's that once I saw. Yeah, the elusive baby black panther.

Baby black panther. And Jackson Pairs. Well, hey, that's the deal, boy. they don't come out grown. They like everything else. They come out of a baby. They don't come out growing and they ain't ever got a mama. My buddy Brad said me that this morning.

He said, I got one on camera and he sent me that. I said, I'll show, Cy. The elusive house cat. That was this morning. I tell you what, though, and your testimony of this was because sweet peas black, then black cats are rovers, like house cats. You don't see many other. colored house cats on trail cab they're always black one it's crazy i mean they just get out there

and get to slip in and they're gone it's it's uh they got roaming in their in their DNA i suppose they just they still out there just chill ruggers wrote a song about it rambling man they're romars boys oh cats are weird jep and jessica got some new cat and for some reason it's staying at my parents house and we can't like i yell at it and try And you said the word. Them cats they got are weird. Most cats will come up to you and want you to pet them. They like, wow.

They look at you and say, here they go. What, Jep and Jessica? Yeah. Well, imagine if you lived your life with two golden doodles, you'd be the same way. Get the heck out of there. There it is. Just at my parents' house, just laying around like it owns the place.

So your parents got a cat? No, we're not feeding this thing. He said, he's not feeding the boy. Well, that cat got in the house last night. Mom started yelling. Get that cat out of my house. Dennis was having a heart attack. Do your parents have any pets?

We're not pet people. I didn't know. I didn't know, do you have a dog growing up or anything? A couple weeks. A couple weeks. Dogs don't make it on that street, man. It is a death in it. It is death row for a domesticated animal.

I'll give it that. Rocco was around for a little bit. Yeah. Sarge got run over on Arkansas. road how a bass and hound got that far we'll never know oh so that's where your love for basset hounds came yeah i haven't used a kid but yeah we we gave up on pets mom's not a big animal person big dave's got too many lawnmowers to really take care of dogs so what he's into y'all have like an aquarium since y'all sell fish or that's just business right you don't want to bring

that house i've decided i want a pet bass but that's all that's the that's the extent of my pet yeah that could be d'all you go catch one out your dad's palm put it in an aquarium They can catch one out of Willie's pond. Or that. Yeah. Wherever you get him, that don't matter. Catch that big eight-pounder in Willie's Bond. You're going to need a big tank for him.

You're going to be looking like the Bass Pro Shop. But you don't want to do that. Conflict of interest. I do want a fish tank in the honey hall. There's just no room. All right. Hey, here's the question. What's happening in the political arena?

No one cares. No one cares. Here's what I'm in. What are you doing tomorrow? You have a thing that says itinerary that you've been holding and you've been looking at. Well, I've been. reading it. What's your itinerary? My itinerary is for what we're going to be doing in San Quentin prison.

San Quentin prison. Yeah. That's like, I'm going to enjoy visiting for a simple reason. One of my favorite country music guys, Merle Haggard, he was in San Quentin. And Johnny Cash did a show for the prison and told Merle that, hey, you need to tell them when you, you know, that you're a song songwriter and singer, you need to tell them your life history. Merle said, oh, I don't know about that, Johnny. Johnny Cash told him, he said, hey, you need to tell him. It'll make, it'll make you a lot of money.

And so he did, and it did make you a lot of money. So you're going to San Quentin. What's you going to be doing there? We're going to be preaching the gospel. Hold on. San Quentin, though, that's like the Angola of California. Well, no, because I didn't know that that's the oldest prison in California. you don't get to San Quentin for parking ticket.

Yeah. Yeah, these are the bad guys. These, I believe these are what you'd call the worst of the worst. Yeah, well, let's say what. Oh,

one, two, three. No, the high, but you're not doing time there, huh? No. Because I have referred to you lately as being called a gangster.

Well, I do run with a gang. Do you? Yeah. But I'm going to save that for the guys at the, uh, at San Quentin. But here's what it said.

We believe God belongs in prison. Well, here's a flash for you. God belongs everywhere. Because guess what? Because he created all of it. Yeah, he is everywhere. End of discovery. Amen.

He said, end of discussion. That's right. End of discussion. I lost his paper clip. That's right. But, Cy, do you know that somebody really, in today's world, really famous, did refer to you as a gangster? Me? Yeah.

Somebody famous referred to you. You were the topic of a brief conversation on another podcast is all I'm saying. We had a bunch of people. And they refer to me as a gangster. Said Uncle Si, he's a gangster. I'm going to show you a picture of the guy that called you a gangster. Yeah, I want to see if you've ever heard of him. That guy.

Host Malone. Post Malone, I've heard the name. I'm actually impressed by that. he's serial he's a rapper slash country artist well hey look who's a fan of yours yeah but why did he call me a gangster

no he was saying it in a good it was a term of endearment oh oh oh oh that's what it was for you yeah yeah he was sitting down chatting with theo von and duck dynasty got brought up and they started talking about you and Willie well it started at Willie and then they

it quickly changed to you once they said oh yeah and sigh size a gangster man So that guy thinks you're a gangster. He's got diamond teeth, barbed wire across his forehead. That had to hurt. And he thinks you're gangster, Cy. Yeah. And I think we should have him here.

So Post, if you listen to this. Hey, look, if the man, he's welcome. Yeah. Post, if you want to come grab a chair, come grab a chair. Yeah, because then I guess you face to face. Why do you think I'm a gangster? Back in your day, gangster was not a term of endearment. No, no.

No, that was for the rough crowd. Yeah, that was for, yeah, that's for gang-related people. But it is funny to think that, like, Theo Vaughn and this cat post watched Duck Dynasty growing up. I could see Theo Vaughn watching it. Yeah, well, he's a Louisiana boy. Yeah. Yeah. But Post Malone, where's he from originally?

What is he on his bio? I'm going to say Houston. Houston? That's just a guess. Well, he might be one of a. Deercuse, New York. York. Wow. Hey, he might be one. Rockers burning buddies. No, not from Syracuse. That guy's from Syracuse. It says his hometown's

grapevine though, so I was close. Where's grapevine? Outside Dallas. Dallas? It's one of those. If you're from grapevine, it means you're from Dallas, but you're too proud to say you're from Dallas, so you have to break it down to the 18 cities that are in Dallas. Yeah, how many cities are in that city? They're like British people. Yeah. Yeah, Dallas is big. Yeah. I thought that was, I thought that was interesting. I thought the yeah we got sent a lot of it on social they said post malone and theo von are talking about uncle sigh and i was like man at all the people i figured you'd get brought up in conversation with that wasn't one of them i knew that we got brought up when kid rock was on theo von like kid

rock that that fits yeah yeah that definitely our demographic like definitely our people but yeah when Post Malone got in there, I was like, okay. So open invitation to Theo, kid, or post. I see what happens. And I think Kid Rock's name's real name's Bob. So Bob, I don't know what you do. I don't know if you're retired now. I don't know what you, no, you just started that deal with Al Dean's.

No, you're running around. Hold on. Kid Rock's actual name is Bob. I think so. I think his first name is Bob. I mean, Robert, but I think they called him Bob. Pretty sure. Yeah, you're right.

Yeah. I thought. Oh, it is Bob? Yeah. Oh, Bob Kid Rock. What was his name on Joe Dirt? Randy? No, Brandy.

Brandy was... It was a girl. Brandy was the girl. I thought his name was Randy for some reason. Get you dirt? No, I'm cool. No, you're not. That's one of the greatest lines ever in a mood.

No, I'm cool. No, you're not. Kid Rock, man. What a lot. Pretty good actor. You know, Joe Dirt is one of the greatest movies. of all time. Would you ever get a hairdoes

sewn onto your head? Speaking of Joe Dirt, like, if you're like, man, you know, I mean, that's essentially what a lot of bald people do these days. Just have something sold on? Robbie. Robbie. There it is.

Oh, that's all, that's on the nose too, Bob. Robert, Robbie. He was just playing himself. Yeah, he was just being kid, man. He was just the motorist. There. Post Malone's talking about us. Size's going to San Quentin to preach.

Did you say you can't bring a Bible? Yeah, I was one saying in here. You can't bring like books in? No, nope. You can't carry nothing in there. Why not? Okay. Hey, it's the rules.

Are you, are you just even a tick nervous? Oh, yeah, no. Like when you hear that, when you hear that, when you have no idea with that answer. No, no, no, look, I'm past nervous. Okay, because look, me and Philip, A guy asked me to preach a gospel to a guy in Oklahoma in the locker. Yeah. Well, you're in Oklahoma.

Reasonably, you could escape from an Oklahoma. Well, but still, it's just something about the sound of metal-on-metal. Behind you. Behind you. And someone else takes the key out after you've heard it slam shut. Mm-hmm. It's kind of just makes... And especially saying, Quentin.

No, no. I don't think they're going to put you in a cell. No, I just go through a regular. He goes, hey, I have to bring back Murrow Hager. You got to understand. Merrill Hager didn't, he, he was in trouble ever since he was a teenager, like 14 years old. Yeah. But this man, okay, is one of the best songwriters is, okay, and a good singer.

But look, he escaped from five or six places. And he didn't escape from San Quentin. But he was a oldenie. So what did Merle do to end up in saying? Hey, I have no idea what he did. Johnny Dee, the power of the Internet? I'm on it. Yeah, I don't know what he was in for.

He spent time there from 1958 to 1960. Just two years, Stint. Oh, I've got two years. I ain't bad. I wonder if that's just because he kept getting out of everywhere else. Well, no, no. Hey, he busted out of a bunch of them now. I'm serious.

That's in his, you know, in his, what do you call it? Biography, autobiography, or life history or? yeah i don't know but johnny cash done san quentin for a show for san quentin and he met meryl hagger there and he said well you're a great songwriter man hey you know you're and you're and you're a great you know artist yeah yeah ain't that johnny cash one that everybody's like familiar with oh yeah yeah sitting in the yeah hello i'm johnny cash yeah so he said you know he told him he said hey you just need him tell you whole your whole life story you know you do when you come out get out Oh, I don't know about that, Johnny.

I had a pretty rough life. Aside from... Merle Haggard was... He had it rough. Oh, no, no. I'm reading. Well, he wrote a song called Snowball Rolling Down Hill Headed for Hell. So, I mean, do you think it was...

It wasn't rainbows and butterflies for him. Yeah, and then he got... Jimmy Buffett got me out. He's got rainbows, too, because, okay, so he all right. Yeah, he had it pretty tough. Yeah. You ever heard of cheeseburger in paradise? That's more of my style.

Yeah. Good night. Oh, man. Yeah, he, yeah, he didn't, he was, well, he just stole stuff. Then he'd try and break out of prison. Well, no, no, but you got to love the man, okay, because he had a rough life. And he wrote some real good songs about his life. About being, yeah.

Yeah, about being, you know, having it tough. So where is San Quentin, exactly? I mean, other than California. San Francisco. San Francisco. Oh, so y'all going to be chilly anyway up there. Okay. How are you getting there?

What? and then driving this. We're going to stay at the hotel and this 10-minute ride according to the 10-minute ride from the hotel to the lockup. Yeah, I'd be way more nervous about staying that close to.

I'd go in. Well, no, no. Well, that's why when we got to Lubbock over the other day, I was looking and looked on a sign and says, hey, hitchhackers may be escape inmates. Oh, yeah, when you get closer

to them big prisons. Yeah, so I said, whoa, we ain't stopping. I don't know what's worse going to San Quentin or San Francisco. Yeah. Neither one of them are very, you ain't going to give me a warm, fuzzy feeling. No. No.

But I'm telling you, like I spent, everybody knows, I spent, you know, 24, half years of that, half of that was in Europe. Well, I had numerous opportunities to go behind the iron curtain and all this other stuff. And every time they'd bring it up, I'd always say, nah, I think I skipped that. Yeah, I passed. And I didn't really realize why I would even say it. I would just say it.

Well, when I preached to that guy in Oklahoma lockup, that's when I knew. And look, and here's what's crazy to everybody. It's on 4th of July weekend. There you go. So when I've done that and went through all these locked doors, I said, now I know why. Every time they ask me, why don't you go behind an uncurricular?

I don't want to go anywhere, okay, where somebody sticks a key in a metal door and you hear that metal click on lockdown and somebody takes that key and he goes out the other side. He go out that way? Yeah, he goes out the other way and you're still in there. Yeah.

No, sir. So who are you going with? Huh? Oh, Corey and Willie. Are you going to play tennis while you're there? No. They have a tennis school. They've probably converted up to a pickleball court now.

All I'm going to do is get up and run my mouth. for about I don't know how long I'm up. The question then. Is McMillan going with you? Yeah, I think so. See you. Now, you think there's any way we could slide somebody there a couple of hundred to really mess with McMillan?

I have to talk to really. That wasn't there going. Any way we could get one. What is good about this? I may have to have been in himself a little secret. Any way we could, you know, slide a guard or something there, couple of hundred to really have some fun with old macmillan you know just just for funggy i'd say willie but he signs our paychecks i ain't trying to get i

ain't trying to mess with him and saying quitting and corey is definitely off-limit you talk about doing a little scary straight for old macmillan yeah but macmillan he'd fall for it too oh and y'all just walk out and he's still stuck in there say hey buy if we could like plant some kind of contraband on him you know or you know like just throw a bible in his back pocket you know i think that's a joke you might could play at the OCC. Yeah. The Washdale Correctional Center. I don't know that they would go with that at San Quentin.

Can go to OCC. We'll live. I'll see somebody we know, though. Oh, I know a lot of people there. They used to shop. No, with all clear concerts I still do. I couldn't do it. Well, McMillan? Yeah, I couldn't do it.

Yeah, I know. Boy, I could. Tell Willie, though, he could. Willie don't have that kind of conscience. He'll, I mean, he'll turn the lights off. on you in the bathroom at San Quentin. That'll be not that getting weird. Like, you go to bathroom San Quentin and Willie turns him lights out on you.

You're going to be in a bind. That would be scared thoughts. Yeah. Really, they have like a visitors' bathroom, right? I don't know. I doubt it. I don't know that there's a whole lot of visitors there. I don't think that's supposed to set up.

Anything to do with a law? There's nothing about comfort in it. Man, what a life. You just got to take what it. You know, what you get. You get to fly on the front of the plane? I don't know. I really don't care.

That's where every they sit. I ain't worried about something. It's a plane trip. Okay. That's the scariest part. I won't relax till we're done with it and out of it. Yeah. So you're back in DFW or something?

Yeah. At least you can drive home from there. Yeah. I can come get you if we got to from there. I like to live my life where I can always drive home. No. But right now I'm kind of worried about what I'm, might actually say.

Jesus loves you. Well, I'm going to say that, but still, there's just a lot. There's so much you can say. Oh, well, look, we're already there. What's in that, what's in that inbox, Johnny? Anything at hello at duck callroom.com. Hunter, do we have anything? Have we set up the answer and service yet?

Oh, yeah, we're trying to do an answer and service where you can call in, by the way. Yeah, we got some emails. What we got in there, Johnny? You know, it is the start of the greatest time of year. So Nicholas from South Dakota. That sounds cold. But he's from Palestine, Texas. So, you know, he's just freezing his butt off.

Iski Maers. Yeah. He's 27, been married four years, has three kids. He said he knows it's been said before, but he can't cook ducks. What are you mean? He kids, he said they don't taste right. Can't get the gamey flavor out either. He cooking them too long.

Yeah. One. No. No preparation. Yeah. And two, they need a little, they need a little TLC. They need, they need a soaking agent of some sort. That's it.

If you're going to cook a duck, you're fixing to work, buddy. Yeah. Give them the recipe. I got to get with you because I met a guy, dove honey. Yeah. Just got restaurants. Uh-huh. He wants that recipe of how to prepare the ducks.

Oh, yeah. How to cook them like you do for three days. All right. So the first thing you do, you cut that breast out, then you soak it. Yeah. And like Martin said, some kind of. a soaking agent marinade. I use salt water.

Then you take that out and if you're going to fry it, is he frying it or grilling it? I think he's grilling it. It doesn't say. Okay. So you butterfly the breast first. Okay, make you a little slice down the middle. If you want to, take you a little tenderizer on it.

Then soaking in your brine overnight. Better, two nights is even better. Okay, clean the water out, do it again. Then you're ready to go. Pretty much all you do, put you see. on it, wrapping in bacon, stuff with cream cheese, hollipid candy dollopinias, put a little hot honey on the end with a little glaze or some raspberry chippoelais

glaze is even better out there. What did you? But you got to soak it. I mean, you got to. What did you put, I thought you put something like ranch on the, uh, no. The duck. Ooh, I never put a ranch on duck. Uh-oh.

I think that's gobbing. Oh, yeah. When you was cooking the, uh, wood duck drips. Yeah. I thought you wrapped that or put, instead of putting, before you put the flour on it. Oh, you're talking about the fried strips? Yeah. No, that was sour cream batter.

Oh, okay. That's what, okay. I knew you used something. I wasn't sure what it was. Mm-hmm. And that's important because, hey, it binds the flour to it. Mm-hmm. But every duck is going to have a little game, little mustiness unless you really bright them real good.

Now, the green wing tail and the wood ducks are the best. but if you're cooking mallards or you know tell him what kind of what kind of duck he's cooking he might be cooking spoonbill you know that's important yeah it is yeah the species is i mean like we about start blue wing teal season and let me just tell you something right now about them blue wing i love them i love the footage they provide yeah i love their willingness to work yeah but in regards to table fair there last on the list. They're pretty low. Well, you know what?

Down in the marsh, they're good. Yeah, they've had time to sit down there and cleanse themselves. But here. Yeah, well, we just got, you know, they just got here off them oxidation ponds just north of us because that's the only water north of us this time of year, generally. So, you know, they're swimming around amongst the hygiene products and just stagnant water. But hey, this year they'll be better because this hurricane is going to dump three or four inches of rain, so there'll be fresh water everywhere.

Not everything's going to be. stagnant. So they won't, they won't smell near as bad as they normally do. Well, they're already here. And there's quite a few of them around. In mass. We ain't got no water.

And he said, boys, y'all need to come down. We are loaded. Yeah, I got water. Yeah, we got water. Yeah. Like, we got water and we got foul. So it's, it's going to be. We got water and don't have foul.

At least you got water. Yeah, we do got water. All them, all them, all them, Darbone boys are going to be struggling. Yeah, but I don't know, four inches of rain two days before, we put some water back in that thing. Yeah. About time all the runoff, it won't be able to drain out of there that quick.

No, look, there's a pile of recipes online. I mean, look at brown and burrs. You know, you got to brine your bird, man. They're just, they're dark and bloody. That's why what he's thinking is gamey probably is really tastes like liver. Yeah. Very irony. Like, it just, that's got a lot of, you don't like chicken livers or any kind of liver.

really, then. Some people like that flavor. Yeah. And it only really happens if you overcook it, too. Like, do not go past medium rare with them thing. That's right. If it ain't bleeding, you're done messed up. Do not go past medium rare.

Oh. Every degree past medium rare, it gets a little more. And you're talking to a guy that likes chicken liver. I do like chicken liver. A good fried chicken liver. About the best thing you can eat. Amen. When they're done right.

When they're done correct. When they're cleaned right. What about a fried pork chop? That's, he's fantastic too. Way better than chicken liver. No, no, no. Look, that fried chicken liver done right is about the best thing you can eat. You want to know what?

You know, another good little bite is whenever, like, if you cut doves off and fry them and do all them things, like them little dove hearts are fantastic too now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You throw them dove hearts over there in that bowl too. Yeah, if you cook them right. That little dove heart is good. The hearts?

Yeah. It's attached to the back of the breastbone anyway. Most time they come out when you clean them. Yeah, and then he'd get rid of it. No, you throw him over here. You throw him over here in the batter, buddy. Hey, if you don't like to eat it, just, you don't cook. No, you don't fold away.

Giblets. Hey, back and put that in your giblet gravy. Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh, no, that's excellent. And them dove livers catch a bunch of catfish, buddy. Oh, yeah. I'll tell you nothing.

Don't turn your nose up at that. A coot gizzard. I'm going to turn my nose up at that one. Oh, no. No, you feel like, and he's good. You would not believe it, okay, if I cooked you a bunch of, uh, uh, who? What is it? Gizzard.

Gizzard. Yeah. Pee lay the gizzard, you get them. He laid the gizzard cut out of the, you know, and I eat and then cook it. That's delicious, son. Those boys down there in South Louisiana pay big money for a good coop line. Oh, what are you talking about? Make that gravy.

Yeah. Uh-huh. First duck I ever killed was a coot. Not a duck. Not a duck. No, I still good. He's counted it. You shot a black.

You shot a black, mean, mars chicken. I was just trying to figure it out. I said, whatever that is going down. Yeah, if he's crippled, he'll hurt you. Oh, yeah, he's claw you. They've got sharp claws on their feet. Yeah, he did me. Okay, and he will dig into you.

Oh, buddy, climb you like a cat's car. Oh, he'll pack you with that sharp bickies got. Yeah, they mean. They mean. They're an ornery little thing. Yep. All right, what else we got in there, Johnny Dey? Hey, let's get a little deep.

Okay. Andrew. Well, goes by Andy. Andy. He's from Louisville. Kentucky. He went to get a vasectomy, right. It was time.

His wife runs in and says, time out. We need more children. Was it too late? During the vasectomy? Was it too late? It was not too late. Okay. So they're like, okay, now we might have another.

Long story short, he's like, he's like okay let's wait and hold off on this little procedure are she's now pregnant with twins uh oh well well she got what she wanted uh so she got what he wanted uh so she got what he wanted he's not so sure he got what he wanted too late now yeah hey they better than keep mom happy yeah i've heard i know people that have vasectomase and their wives kept having kid so could be worse. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

That's a wild story. That's a toughie. But he feels bad because he doesn't, there's a little like, oh man, should I have got that bisectomy in his heart? And that's okay. So he was in the stirrups and called it off?

I guess it, he was ready to go. Yeah. He was there. He was ready for it to be over. Okay. He's only got two. He's kind of, you know, two more.

He's got two on the way. He said, maybe I should have. Them suck it up. Well, that twin life's different, big dog. That's all I'm going to tell you. Yeah, but I mean, at this point, you can either sit there and be sulky and like, oh. Yeah, well, I wouldn't be sulky. No.

I mean, I'd be like. And I don't think he is. He said he's excited for two more bundles of joy. But he's just like, man, so close. So close. And here we are, starting over times two. Well, I. Yeah.

Well, that's what was God's plan for you, Big Dog. Yeah. Andy? Yeah, there you go, man. All I got to say is, you know, how it was meant to be. Yeah, congrats. Yeah, congratulations. Congratulations.

And you know what'll be funny is Andy in about three years we won't even be able to picture his life without. Yep, yep. You know, one of them kind of them. It would be a good story to tell them when they get older. Yeah, I was there in a stirrup, but you know how, do you know how close you were to not be in here? That's right. That's right. Do you know just how close you were to not be in here?

Yeah. I just hope. We can't talk about that. You could just tell them when they grow up. I mean, how far? I need to know what point they were at whenever she barged in the room and said, hold on. Hey, she better than Brittany.

Brittany saw them come in and put me in them things. Brittany said, I'll be back. She wasn't got her something to eat. Hey. She bailed on me. I made Allison witness it. Hey, take care of business. I wasn't going to make her.

I mean, she does. You need to see what's about to happen. This is what I'm doing. Doctor said, we're about to get started. and Brittany looked up and said, yeah, I'm going to get some lunch. I'll be back. I'll be back.

And I, you know. Wild one. Yeah. Well, good. I mean, yeah, that's awesome. And congrats on. Andy, you're going to be all right. Andy, it's all.

It's all going to be fun, man. And twins, they take a little while to get you in your stride, but they're good. Like last night, them boys stayed up. We put them bed at 7.30 like we always do. They didn't go to bed until 8.30 because first time ever,

they started, they were standing. there and kept swapping pacifiers and laughing at each other. They were up an hour doing that in the pitch black dark. And me and their mama just sitting there leaning on them. No, no, leave it to kids. Yeah. They just, they take the pacifier out of the mouth. They got in a groove and they just kept going.

Twins. You got to built them best friend. Yeah. Yeah. It took them almost two years to figure out they liked each other. I will say that. But they finally were you all right, dude. But now, now they're like, yeah, now they start scheming on you and doing things.

Oh, it is a wild ride. But you, Andy, you about to be tired. I know you got two already. Make them two help. But then, yeah, I don't know how old they are. But, yeah, you're going to need some extra hands around there, bud. That's good. But that's good.

That's awesome. I'm happy for you. That's, I am interested. Like, are we talking about, like, had the knife out? Like, where is? That's what we need to know, Andy. Like, were you just in a waiting room? And she was like,

No, we're down. He says he was in the room. Okay. Where his feet and stirrups will never know. Yeah. Unless the emails in. What's God going to leave us with here? That's wild.

Here we go. Romans 5-8, but God demonstrates his own love for us and this. While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Side, good luck to you going to speak to these people tomorrow who, you know, are in a tough spot. But God died for them when they were sinning. God died for you while you were sinning. God died for all of us, knowing we were going to sin and

reject it and he did it anyway. That's how much he loves us. Amen, buddy. There you go. Let us know how. Safe travel, Sa. Take a selfie while you're there. Well, looking forward to it, guys.