Duck Call Room - Q&A With Uncle Si Goes Off the Rails In the Best Way

Episode Date: April 30, 2026

Uncle Si answers a Q&A with questions from his favorite thing about himself to John-David’s dubious insecurity about feet. Martin shows off a gnarly souvenir he picked up in the woods, sparking a whole debate about rashes and home skincare remedies. The boys share the biggest moments that shaped their lives and taught them a few hard-earned lessons along the way. Duck Call Room episode #348 is sponsored by: https://hexclad.com/duck — Find your forever cookware and get 10% off your order! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE AG1 Flavor Sampler and Vitamin D3+K2 in your AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get 20% their first purchase when using the code DUCK at checkout. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. You know, every once in a while we like to try and do some fan episodes where we on our social media post questions or post a blank for you guys to ask us a question. Y'all did. We did. And now, that's what we're going to do today. So that's why Hunter's fourth chair, he's going to be, uh, Katie Curick, if you will. Hey, hold on, but before that,

Ethan is a fan. Where's Ethan from? Texas. Check out my new sticker on my laptop, Si. You got to put your headphones on, but yes, it's you riding a giraffe.

And it's you on top of the giraffe. And he made it. We got a giraffe, boy. You've got so much stuff on your mustache. And by the way, today is Cy's 78th birthday. We're making the old man work on his birthday, Cy. That's pitiful.

We don't apologize for that. That's pitiful. I apologize. But he did have a birthday hot chocolate. So if you notice... Hey, that's what you're talking about. A dragon. Cy riding a dragon.

Right riding a dragon. Forget to giraffe. Giralf can't fly. A dragon can fly and breathe fire. You guys are so weird. What are you got into? I don't know. Poison oak, poison ivy.

That's what they say is poison oak. I don't think it's poison ivy. Well, didn't you give you some much stuff that they smear on it? It's supposed to make it stop it. Cream, if you will. Cream. A little cremen. I'm fresh.

Some little cram. So a little cream on a crem d'ely crem. No, it just now, it's been just like kind of slow growing and not been that bad. But man, today it kicked it into overdrive for some reason. So I guess I leave here. It looks gnarly. It looks gnarly. Yeah.

When I look down, so look, I've been filming a deal all morning that involves me cast in a rod. I was fishing in a garhole. Mega gau. Oh, that end up the worst fishing in a garhole. Terrible. terrible fish i caught two bass uh but anyway i was like man as i'm fishing you know it's a little warm it ain't bad outside but as i'm fishing i'm like man my arms really itching today but i had sleeves

so i wasn't thinking about you know i didn't think that about so i see that yeah i see that big blues that's what you got you get used to when you get old what did you do that just appear no that's i don't no no clue just you don't know i have no idea boom it's just there that's what your body decided to give you for Yeah, this is something about ham. Bam. You ever take an oatmeal bath? That was like in church yesterday. A guy was standing up singing, and another guy was trying to get his attention,

and he was speaking real soft while he was singing, and he couldn't hear him. He said, hey, y'all, and he was pointing toward his arm. Well, he was bleeding. I mean, profusely. He had some blood running. I said, hey, that's another thing he gets used to. You walk around and then next thing you know, somebody says, hey, man, you're bleeding like a stuck pig.

My dad bleeds. You look, hey, you blood running everywhere. Yeah, my dad will just be like, all of a sudden he's bleeding. It's weird. Really? Old skin. Because, hey, I have no idea when that happened. But, hey.

Well, I don't know when this happened either, other than it's just progressively gotten worse. Part of getting old, gang. And I leave here. I guess I'll go get a stereo. Welcome to old age. but whatever. Old age. That would be so cool, though, to have a pet dragon.

Thank you, Ethan. I got a circle back to something before Saib talked about bleeding. Yeah, he said it. Did you ask me if I've taken an oatmeal bath? Yeah, it helps with rashes. An oatmeal bar? Bath, a bath. A bath.

I don't know if you need to get like oatmeal soap for the bath or if you can just pour a regular oatmeal in it. But I was once covered head to toe in poison ivy. and I took one, cleared it right up. Are you serious? I'm dead serious. You put your whole body out. Old mill bath.

Yeah, I told my mom she was nuts and then I've... So instead of like blueberries and bananas and oatmeal, it was Hunter. And oatmeal. And you're thinking me and a bowl of that would be a good thing. Yeah. Would it not be easier to... Did you bring a spoon with you? You know, I didn't think about it.

I don't think I would... That's bound to be... A spoonful of me in oatmeal. I guarantee you, what that come from was the... Almanac. Farmers Almanat. Yeah. Farmer's Almanac.

I guarantee. Because the same thing, we've got a, they're called bull-nevils. Oh, yeah, stinging nettle. Yeah. No, they got a real good seed in them that's very good to eat. But when them thing is sticky, it's rough.

Y'all, and the only thing that you can do with it is pee on it. No, no, I'm serious. Is it? Hey, it's like that poison oak, poison ivy. It'll drive you nuts because you're scratching it. And the only thing that will make it stop itching is you pee on it. Martin, will you let sigh pee on your arm? No, I'm sure he's pissed on me before at some point.

At least it's got on your shoe. I mean, we've been hunting and fishing enough together. I'm sure his urine has been on me at some point. enough road trips and everything else. Oatmeal baths. Yes, oatmeal baths can definitely help with poison oak. Why do you have to take a bath? Why don't I just make a bowl of oatmeal and put it on my arm?

I mean, you could do that too. I mean, I don't have none. I don't have none like on my tallywack or nothing. Hey, look, to make sure you go ahead and take a bath. I can cover it. Itching, sometimes blistering. That way you. Mike.

Hey, that way you've covered it in time. All bases are covered. Why it worked. I mean, I guess there's something. Do you know how much oatmeal you got to buy to cover Justin Martin and oatmeal? That's why I said. I'm just going to make a bowl and put it on my arm.

They make these little packets for it. I'm 280 pounds. He would need a 50 pounds sack of oatmeal. Well, just go to Bath and Body Works. Go find a packet. Bath and bodywork. With oatmeal soap. Why not the grocery store?

Light some candles. Apparently, Avino makes a soothing bath treatment. Or you can grind plain oats into a fine powder. You need one cup to take a lukewarm bath in. You said you're taking a steroid shot. This could probably be better than that. So you'll at least sleep today. Oh, no doubt about that.

Yeah. Yeah. There ain't no doubt about that. Soak for 15 to 20 minutes. Anything natural. It's way better than anything that y'all. What it won't do, remove the rash instantly, so your story's false. I said it would feel better.

I didn't say he got rid of it. No, but you said that it was gone the next day. That's not instant. That's overnight. Pretty instant. Overnight oats on me, just sleep in oats. Hey, look, you could have breakfast in the bathtub. Yeah, just start eating food bowls of your bat.

I'm serious. Break out the sugar, baby, and the blueberries. When to use more than just oatmeal. This is disgusting. As a bath person, I'm totally against. Hey, that's your own discretion. You take baths? The ingredients you add are yours.

What? Of course I take a bath. All right, so here we go. Would you call this severe blistering? I don't know. That looks scary, whatever's going on over there. If it scares you, I think it, this isn't severe? No.

that ain't severe. I don't know. I've never had this. Well, no, no. I'm calling that. Hey, I'll give you an example of severe, moderate. Severe blistered. I was working on my Mustang.

What? And the radiator blew up. Well, somebody had to boil it out with acid. Well, it blew up on me and on my t-shirt. Well, so soon as it, I mean, this thing's hot. Well, I just helped it off off of my body until it was. cool. Then I went back to work on the stupid car

and look, hey. Then I started hurting and I looked and raised my t-shirt up and my whole stomach was a blister. Really? From that stupid acid the idiot had boiled the radiator out with. So that's severe

blistering. Okay. It's when your whole body is just a bubble of blistering. At least he didn't say... You sound it painful. At least he didn't say dumb ass. It's a kind of That has a different meaning I'm glad he called it stupid

instead of dumb I'm sorry rash on your face or genitals Okay Okay enough for your rash on your face and genitals I don't have any on my face nor my genitals Just go take an oatmeal bath and you will Is it oat milk or oatmeal?

Oatmeal Oatmeal You grind the oatmeal and make a cup. You get one of those giant things of Quaker oats and just pour it in there. Now you got to grind it up. Make sure you bring the sugar and the blueberries.

And just eat me. We're going to have breakfast. We're going to have breakfast in the tub. Just eat me. I'm not opposed to breakfast in the tub, but I am opposed to breakfast in the tub. That's the tub. Yeah.

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Yeah, we got questions. We're 11 minutes in. We ain't even had a question yet. There was one question. I know he takes baths now. How many questions? Johnny D. I've known he take a baths. I don't know that.

We don't take baths. What do you do? Just smell all the day? Well, I take a shower. He said he ain't in the baths. No, not really. But what does your bath look like to? Do you light candles or anything?

Incense or? Why would I like candles? They're already lit. Oh. You just sit down in the water. She takes a bath and if he's light candles, it's romance in the air. That or just relaxing. I'm not a big candle guy.

Never have been. Always afraid it's going to burn. I forget to relax it. Let's bring the romance. I mean, yeah. Allison is always invited. Hey, man. Hey, each to his own, boys.

It's 90% of the shots you don't take. Yep. Well, that kind of goes into the first question. All right. Go ahead. I found some questions on a site called Buzz Sprout for some podcasting questions. What? I thought these were fans questions.

Well, I have some questions. You're out there outsourcing our fans? And then I have some from fan questions. Wait a bit. Or did you get these questions? Some website called Spout. Oh, okay. Well, hey, I just took you.

A straw. Hey, I just hit my hot top. Happy bird. I'm a late too. All over your mustache. Hey, look. Got them out. But it's, what is your morning routine look like?

What's a morning routine? Yeah. You ever heard of the three S's? Hey, my, no, mine is super. I do everything but shave. Mine is super. My routine morning is about 10 o'clock. I hope my eyelids.

10 o'clock. That's not morning. That's mid-morning. That's brunch. That's why I tell you. That's when mimosis get poured. Man. People are super into, like, judging people by their morning routine.

I wake up. I take a shower. Depends. Did you go to bed dirty? No, if I go to bed, no, I'm still, I'm going to shower whether or not I took one right before bed or not. Why? People are like that. I have to take a shower.

It is part of my wake-up routine. Like, getting in the shower helps wake me up. Like, that's just part of my thing. That's so bored. What? It's boring. Having a routine. Thank you.

I mean, like, I think a morning routine. I like to be off the cuff. You know, routine. It's just depending on how I feel. That's point, pop, pa, pa. He's so full of crap. So what way did, buddy?

You would be one of the easiest deer to kill there ever was. What do you mean you don't have a routine? I don't. You've done the same thing for the last 20 years. I thought it was like, get up at 10, maybe eat something, go watch gun smoke. that's pretty cool and then leave

the house at one o'clock to be here see that's to get that's to get the jive going in me yeah that's right yeah watch malin matt dillum pistol whip somebody that's how I start

that's my routine either watch dillan out gun somebody or pistol whip all right but then I get the boys out of bed and you know whatever we either go to school

or go to my mom's house so wherever their day leads them. Now, hey, back when I was in hot school, oh boy, that's when I had a routine. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I would get dressed, okay. Make sure my hair and everything was looking good.

Okay. Because then I had the school on the school bus, and then, hey, then the chase begins. You were on one today. Well, I just said, hey, that was my childhood. He's 78, that was the greatest time of my life. There you go. It's when I started 80. Johnny D., what's you doing in the mornings?

I don't eat breakfast. I don't eat breakfast either. Hey, that's a good one. I wake up. And I say that is the most important meal of the day. Put your microphone back. Well, I've missed out on the most important thing there is. Whoever got you hot chocolates fired.

Yeah. Hey, I got to hit it one more time. I can't get off of it. 20 bucks says he doesn't put his mic back. Nope. Sure it didn't. It's close Yeah

Every morning's different though All right hey get off the routine What's the next thing? That's for nerds I'm gonna talk about What's the next question? That's your nerds that live the same day Every day

Yeah that is a question That is a question for a nurse I do my stretches What is your routine Make my coffee read my book Read some books What about a story What's your favorite story

to tell people. Story. Our favorite funny story. What? We're 500 episodes there. We've done those. All right. That's fair enough.

At the risk of re-treading down the same road. We've probably told me. What's your favorite story to tell was the question? I get it. There was one time this ostrich. All right. I was talking about time. My mom was said,

the main thing that the farmer told me was, don't shoot my breeding ostrich, male. I'm excited for this question. Long story short, he's gone. He's gone. So this, I was really just working up to this one. What's your favorite thing about yourself and why?

Who answers that? Oh, my God. Honor, I'd like to ask you that question. Yeah, you answer it. I'm told I'm too spontaneous. So you have no routine. I have no routine. That's your favorite thing about yourself?

Oh, that's the favorite thing about you? Yeah, I recently had like a falling out with a whole friend group because of because of this as well. What? You were too spontaneous. Oh, you lost all your friends because of your spontaneousness. Yeah, they're stuck in their routine in their ways. And they were told you are so.

Yeah, tell them, hey, tell them, hey. Like challenging to be around. Come on out into the real world. Get up, you know, go to Walmart, buy yourself a personality. But my girlfriend told me that's her favorite thing about me. All right. Then nothing else matters. That's what I thought.

All right. How do you go? Yeah. Hey, I like it. Oh, it's not you, it's me situation, huh? Yeah, all these years I thought it was me. It wasn't me. With a friend, it was you.

Actually, there was some miscommunication, but ultimately, in the argument, they said that you were too spying. Yeah, that's always the problem. Okay. Discommunication. Jamie, what's the most? I don't know. I don't know what's happening.

Hey, be precise, son. What is it? I don't know. I'm just, I didn't know Hunter was. Your fantastic taste in shoes. That's pretty good. That's my favorite. That would be something to talk about.

Yeah. Your fetish for all kinds of shoes. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't think that's the word we're looking for, bud. Ladies and gentlemen. Buy me all feet, my favorite part about me is how much I love feet, though. I actually hate people's feet.

I hate all feet. I like socks. I wear socks on the beach for crying out loud. I don't know. I don't know what my favorite thing about me would be. Mm. Because I don't, I'm just, I'm pretty well just myself.

Yeah, I got nothing. Well, what would you say would be my favorite thing? About yourself? Yeah, about myself. How you were able to take a nap every day for 24 and a half years. My wife. That just drives my wife insane. You were able to nap?

Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah. Because I went, look, it was like 1 o'clock. So I said, well, I got a poker game night. I said, I better go get me a couple hours of sleep. Favorite. So I went in and once, she said, I hate you.

I went, whoa, you remember her it took me 55 years and you hit me with that? Yeah. You know? She said, I can't go to sleep. And then here you follow you at any time. You do have a knack. That is impressive. Well, that was my military training.

I got to be honest. Maybe the answer to this question, I don't talk about myself because I don't care to. You talk about yourself every day we're on here. Well, I talk about stories of my life, but not about, what is your, like, I love my wife. I love my kids. My favorite part about myself is I don't give a crap what anybody else thinks about myself. I am my favorite part of myself. I think we've all pretty much lived that life in front of everybody.

that everybody knows we don't care. Well, no, no, that's a good way to be, though. And you should be that way. I am myself, I like all the parts of me. The best part of me, okay, is that I make people laugh. Do you do that? Yeah.

Yeah, which is, no, no, which is so weird. Okay. You know, because, hey, look, all my life, all my mentors. Okay, like football coaches, teachers, you know, people you just meet, you know, they all was trying to give me advice on what they do. You know, and they said, well, look, hey, what you do is you find what you're really good at and then do it. Well, I'm 78 years old.

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Fido Chili Boat That's not a sandwich That's not a sandwich What's that? Frito chili bowl That's the size favorite part about

He's cutting the bread, boy He don't give a crap about your question He's going to answer how he wants to Well I don't want no bread He's just going to tell you what he wants to eat right now. That's right. That's right. I want to.

Case you were wondering, Sa, I could really go for a chili pie. I see it. A frito pie right now. Plenty of frito chips and the big dish and type. And plenty of good sharp cheese. And onions and jalapeno.

And onions and jalapenos. But if you were to add a sandwich to that, though. It's be called a chili. No, because it will be, hey, my wife's always telling me, you need to change that shirt. But I just ate supper.

Yeah, because I get it. all over. Right now you need to change your mustache. Why? Why? Because you got... Oh, hey. You just remember it. Oh, here we go. All right, well, I'll take over since now he has no microphone. Is it... He's back, boys.

He's back, man. All right. I don't know. How do you... You don't like Fritos and chili? Oh, I love a Frito pie. I'm just saying a chicken fillet sandwich with waffle fries is way better than that. No. Oh, those are chips. No, it ain't. Just ask the people of

England. Those are chips. Oh, no. That's why I'm probably go with chicken filet and waffle fries. Chicken flogel. That's why I'd rather have my sandwich in a bowl. What? Why? With chips? If you ain't one of that kind of pie with a piece of bread, you're basically

guilty. Oh, what a burger. And then I'd have to go in Martin's right, here's ritual. With Sonic. I take a go to shower. And change clothes. You know the last time I did this, when I was reviewing the episode. So you guys, I think we never actually answered any question I asked. We either rephrase the question and answered a different one.

And I feel like it's happening. You know what you call that, Hunter? My favorite part about myself? No, talent. Hey, that's it. I use the answer to that. That's talent, baby. When you don't.

Why do you think they hated deposing sign a lawsuit? Did you imagine asking him a question? Why do you think you had to look at a judge and say, I'm not dumb, I'm fucking? funny. I ain't dumb and funny. Oh, no. Hey, we are kings of avoiding the question. Oh, no.

I wish for what I had that. I wish I had that to show the viewers. That's a hard question. Look, not only did the judge tell me, fantastic Bernard Robertson, I've enjoyed you in my courtroom, so did it's a prosecuting attorney. Mm-hmm.

The prosecuting attorney. Yeah, prosecute attorney. Prosecute attorney. He prosecutes people. you don't say I'm only funny at dinner party some people are dinner party funny other people are TV fun

that was funny well it's funny because I Willie and Corey had the roughest time keeping her straight face oh hold on how could you how did we get there from your favorite he brought it up and you didn't even give us a sandwich you gave us a bowl of soup

no I didn't give you a bowl of soup I'm going to answer the actual sandwich Chili. I'm going, oh, man. What's your favorite sandwich? Pino butter and jelly, 100%. With what chips?

Halapino kettle-cooked chips. With a P-B-N-J? Yes, sir. I like the spice. Okay, since we're on it, we'll go right through the dinners. I like the spice next to the sweet. No, I was. He was just telling you what he wanted to eat.

Now, we want a sandwich. That's right. Hey, clam chow. Here's my sandwich. A, B-L-T. No egg. No egg. Unless you tell.

But on one side of it. Love a good egg on. There's a pin layer of creamy peanut butter. Oh, no, don't. Oh, no, ooh. No, no, oh, no. Hey, you'll make you slap your grandmama. That's how good it is.

That's his same. And then you got to throw in a few jalapeno peppers. And what chip? Huh? What's your chip? The chip? Yeah. Fredo.

Frito, baby. You just like Frito? Oh, I hate. Man, I get, hey. Matter of fact, here's one of the meals. I do enjoy a chili cheese for you. I get a pint of red salsa. Oh.

It's kind of hot. Mm-hmm. And then I get a bag of the big dip fritos. Scoops. And I eat the whole pint. They are they severe. And the whole bag of Frito. Frito scoops are good with corn dip.

You know what my favorite? sandwiches. I got steak fajita with chips and salsa. No. I've never had a steak fajita sandwich before. It's just a steak fajita. They ain't bad. You just put it What is a sandwich? Hey, we've done this.

The keeter, that is, have a good sauce. You've got to go back to like episode seven, but we've done this. What is the sandwich? Is a hot dog a sandwich? Is a hot dog a sandwich? Is a cassidia sandwich? Well, it depends on what you put on the hot dog. I guess there's nothing stopping it from being a sandwich.

Now, if you run it through the garden. If it wants to identify as a sandwich again. If it's a Phil Robertson. Generation and their identification principles. Okay. Like that. Oh, well, you just, you know, if it was. You're talking about it.

You sound like it really good. If it's a Phil Robertson hot dog that he's run through the garden, oh, why would he put this? It's unbeatable. Why would he put a? Did you I, you were probably, I like ice cream sandwiches.

You probably never got to experience hot dog day at the Robertson. Oh, I never been. Oh, no. It is a production. Bro, you think of hot dogs is like quick and easy?

Yeah. Like quick. Oh no, this is a major production. Phil would have 19 different toppings out on that table. As a Lord. And I mean,

from crumbled bacon, alipanians. banana peppers. It was almost, basically you could make a hot dog of pizza. That's kind of like, and then you had you started off.

That's kind of like where you got to. I've been super into hot dogs. You started off trying to eat it with your hands. And then you went ahead and got you a fork now. Yeah. Okay. And chased down everything on it. My favorite part was they had to be one specific brand of a wiener.

Oh yeah. The Wilson weenies. The Red Wienies. Wilson Red Wienies. No, Poppers. Yeah. That's what they call them.

When they're boiling, they pop. They pop. They pop. That is weird because they're the ones that come in like the big strain. Oh, yeah. No. Yeah, you buy them. Hey, you don't buy them in a little package.

It's like, yeah. You buy them, hey, they're a roll. Yeah. Those are natural case wieners. What? That's why they pop. Boy, are they good. What?

You can't say stuff like that. You can't say natural case ring red weeners? Oh, you? You can, but, you know, then you just open it up to a lot of jokes. What else you got, Hunter? Well, what kind of question do you all want? I don't know what you think we can do. I just don't understand.

I don't know why a P.B. and J gets such a bad rap. No, I love it on crustable now. Yeah. It's my favorite thing. Ever since I was forced to eat them in the ice storm, I'm just crushing them. I do. That honey one? The honey one?

Oh, so good. I'm a strawberry jelly guy. Raspberry, good. Grape, solid. Raspberry. I already said that. What about you don't like honey? No, I like honey.

I got no problem. What you got against honey, man? Nothing. The fun part of that is actually getting it from the woods. Oh, it's not. Oh, yeah. We already did an episode on that. Oh, no, no, no, no.

The fun part of that honey is squeezing that little bear. Yeah. That's easier. All right, Hunter, what you got? All right. Without saying Phil, because I know y'all are going to say Phil, this is a fan question. Who has the ugliest feet? Out of us?

Yeah. I'll volunteer. Well, I've been told. I thought that was weird. Weird enough. The ladies. I have beautiful feet. I don't remember what his feet looked like when we got those petticures.

I think he had a paint on. He had nice feet. Yeah. I have pretty feet. I really do. Oh, the lady, she said you had woman's feet. You had really nice feet. I've been told that a lot.

That's why I said, I'm going to volunteer myself here and say me. Like, my feet, my feet are trashed. You ain't looking at my feet. Yeah. Yeah, one lady told me, hey, one lady told me if I shave my legs and we only went up to the thighs, they would think I was a woman. You'd go up higher. Hey, I'm serious. That's what you tell me.

You could go higher than that. I didn't know. I'm uncomfortable with the foot top. Leave us a mark. I like having, I like getting a hunter stuff to edit out. That's fun. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up.

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All right. What are some stuff that excited? y'all making you edit stuff out okay well that is a pretty well i started about 16 years old and go forward i'm beginning to think i am i'm asking all the wrong questions yourself you're talking about yourself there what excites me yeah i just told you about me what about what about like present day stuff like if when when you leave here like what's the first thing you're going to go after what what excites you on your way home Maybe I'm asking this.

He had any comments. You do realize we're all married. He don't realize how I work. What's the first thing you go after my wife? And we can. We'll move on. No, we don't want to move on. I was thinking, like, I don't know, a movie.

You were thinking like scratch off lottery. Here's what I'm going to go for. A nice cream sandwich. I need to go to a bunch of oak trees. There's got a bunch of squirrels. That's your excited for squirrels. He wants to go squirrel. And I was excited.

Because I would kill me about eight of them, young ones, and then rush home, clean them, and fry them up, and then eat them. One thing I really look forward to are the days after my boys go to school and listen, getting their daily recap because they haven't learned how to condense a day into a couple of sentences. It's generally about a 30-minute recap of their five hours there. Oh, yeah, whatever they do. And there's nary a detail missed, but you do have to.

to speak their language. We're at the age. It's like, how was your day? Good. What did you learn? I don't remember. That's what they give you. Yeah.

Well, at three, they give you the full rundown of, you know, this kid did this and this and this and this and this and this. And so it's, it cracks me up. I like that. Yeah. That stuff is funny. I'm looking forward to dinner. What's all eating for dinner? I don't know.

I just texted her. There you go. I said, what's for dinner? She hasn't responded. That would have been a good thing to ask me when I was in a school. No. Yeah, would have. What's your favorite quote?

Just going to... What's the favorite quote? Yeah. What's the favorite show? Quote. Quote. Yeah. Something from Pepey Lapew for this guy over here.

No, that's a tough one. You got to think about that. What's your favorite quote? Favorite quote. Probably do unto others that you won't get done to. you. Isn't that a Bible verse? Can we just?

I don't know, but that's what popped in my head. I don't know. What is known as manageable. What is known as manageable? I do like that one. Phil McMillowell. I like that one too.

I love. It comes from me. Yeah, I know. It was in my book. Huh? Yeah, it was in my book.

Psychology 1. That was your book? You, you made that quote? Yeah. Yep. Allegedly. No, not even know allegedly.

I ain't no allegedly. Happy, happy. That's where it coming from. We did the research. Phillips said, hey, I finally found it where it's at. And I said, where did you find it? He said, in your book. You made that in one of your chapters.

I guess I don't really have a favorite quote, but I have like a poem that I like. You like poems? No, not really, but I like this one. Well, that's a quote. Yeah. Sort of. It's a really short poem. It's like four sentences.

It's called A Man Said to the Universe by Stephen Crane. So. A man does what? A man said to the universe. My favorite quote is from a movie when somebody got broken up with and Neil Diamond said, Love on the Rocks, ain't no big surprise. And every time somebody has been broken up with in any former fashion in the last 20 years, I've gone, Love on the Rocks, ain't no big surprise.

ain't a big surprise So Neil Diamond Neil Diamond We love you Neil Ain't no big Hey Crash and burn Ain't a big surprise

He crashed and burned And the rocks Oh I like this other one From fallout Which I think it's Everyone wants to save the world We just disagree on how to do it

That's a good one That's a good one I was looking for some You're just looking for a quote I was like Is there one? I did popular quotes thinking, is there something that I missed? Like, is there an obvious one?

But I do like the what is known as manageable because in life and business and marriage and... Well, that's a profound, that's a profound statement. Even if it did come from you. No, even if I did make it up. It is a profound statement. There's a lot of, there's so many truths in that to unpack. See, this is the problem. Y'all's heads all went to something.

And I'm like, remember and dumb and dumber when he said who's the dead man that hit me in the head with the salt shaker that's where i go to on quotes samsonite that was the way off well i'm surprised that y'all has got the bill i'm surprised that y'all didn't do the one not the biblical one yeah yeah you know the truth and the truth will set you free i don't know or scripture i mean i guess they were spoken i mean i would say their quotes yeah because that was one of things i actually them lettered ones. No,

that's one thing I liked about Butch when he was here. Butch in the same name kid. Yeah. That might be my favorite quote. And he went, he kept going back. Every time I'd ask you a question,

he would come back biblically with something. Yeah. I will say one that will forever stick with me is when he said, about being the tip of the spear. I was like, well, no, no.

Hey, my guy. Well, no. I was like, okay, my guy. Yeah, he threw that. what, F-18? Yeah, whichever one it was. We got them confused a bunch. I don't know if it was, I don't remember which ones were here.

What I loved about it is when he said he was in space and he's looking at the earth. And he said, and I'm looking at what God created. And I thought how unique of a moment that was for a human being to actually be, you know, in the stars looking at the earth down through the stars. In other words, we usually look up. Itches. I mean, I want to scratch it so bad. No, go take an oatmeal bath.

That's right. Oatmeal bath. Whatever. Pour some hot chocolate. Don't do that. I don't know if it'll help it or not, but hey. We tried, right? Oh, right.

Hey, piss on it. Hey. What else you got out here, Hunter? I want to ask for it. ugly feet we did that I'm just kind of jumping oh this one I don't have I have a question from a fan Johnny D has got I know that answer and it makes me laugh what the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten a lot of gross things Martin have you I just thought we were going to talk about a hoghead cheese yeah we almost made a Honda no I did make a Honda almost made five Honda we're in the fanciest

restaurant and about all of New Orleans in a private room room and Willie bet me $500 I couldn't eat a whole loaf of hoghead cheese a whole loaf it was more than you'd want to eat all have cheese yeah and I got to the last bite and I puked everywhere in that restaurant really is just dying laughing and I love August which is the what is the biggest moment in your life oh what biggest moment what is the biggest moment what is the biggest option that's how to how to word it I like that that most had the biggest impact on you. I like that.

What moment in your life had the biggest impact? I like that. That's good. Well, you go because you asked it. I haven't lived enough to ask this, I think. Now,

it's just to this point. This is a 78th birthday. Well, no, probably when I actually married my wife. There you go. Because I was literally still in shock that I actually did it.

I can dig it. Because that, y'all, I'm so immature. No, I'm serious. You said it. And you all and I said, I said, I can't believe you actually married the woman. You made decision and actually went through with it. Yeah, I got three. Three?

Because they'd all be like one A, one B, one C kind of a deal. All right, start with A. Mother's Day of 2011 when I finally quit running from Jesus and embraced him and got baptized. 100%. What's here? Mother's Day of 2011. We're coming up on... What actually caused the...

Cause the transformation? Yeah. I've told you this. No, and I don't remember. Ah, working here, listening to you and Jace and Gobwin and, you know, going through it, and then I tend to... it's what you from what you heard. That's pretty cool. If you're struggling like we are,

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Let's grow together. Use to save today offers valid for limited time terms and conditions may apply. Well, and then as I was reading in church that day, I went back to, because I was going church with y'all at watch Ferry. But I went back to mom's church because his mother's day. And I'm a mama's boy, self-admitted. Don't mind that. I'm proud to say I'm a mama's boy.

Hey, amen, buddy. Me too. And I was just reading because we had been studying and was reading Acts 238. In 39, where it says repent, be baptized, received the gift of the Holy Spirit, all that stuff. I'm paraphrasing and shortening it down, obviously. And as I'm reading that, my grandfather was doing a baptistry call on a holiday. I thought it was very bizarre that those things were lining up. And then I'm- Grandpa doing what he's supposed to do.

Yeah. And then I looked up and I'm like, hey, you idiot. He's talking to you. Like right here, right now, why would I read this at this very moment, right? Like reading an act too about the whole day of Pentecost. And that's when I get to 38 and 39. And I'm like, yeah, okay. Let's do this.

Let's do this right here right now. Pretty wild when you think about it. And so that would be one A because that surrender completely changed the rest of my life. And like you said, Mary and Brittany would be one B. And C would be the day that them two little pucks entered this world. You know, because that was a wild occasion. That was wild. I look at that.

And I guess everybody's story. is about the same in a way. Yeah. Well, if those three things don't impact your life, we got a problem. We got, there's some kind of disconnect somewhere. I go back to what I said. I couldn't believe that none of y'all chose it. You'll know the truth, and the truth will set you free.

Yeah. And me being immature as I am. I was stunned. You didn't go with John 316. 17. No, no. I knew that one. I know.

Well, I go to that one because it amazes me that the person that is qualified to judge didn't. Didn't do it. Didn't do it. That's always screwed my head up. Yeah, the one man on this earth was qualified to actually do it. Didn't do it. Didn't do it. Yeah.

Johnny D, where you at? I got you. What's your biggest? I don't know. It's, I mean, yeah,

but I would say the one that changed me the most was Carter. That changed me because, I mean, that's a long winding story of tears and great anguish.

But, but victory. But victory in the end. Look at him now. But yeah, I would say, you know, marriage,

I went into it, knowing everything that there was to know about marriage, just ask Alice. and I was great. And you were mine. Y'all were both great at it.

Yeah, we were both awesome at it. So yeah, but I think I was still, I mean, I got married at what, 12, 21? Yeah. So I was still, you idiot. I think when Carter was born and everything we went through with him,

I think that, that jacked me up for a while. But I think that changed me more than anything. And then by the time, Ben, I'll be down a lot. I've got to ask you. I'll give you that. As a guy.

who saw pre and post calmed you down a lot just think if that he's calling this calm yeah yeah y'all at home and say he's too much what did what about should have known me then what about him changed you i was just becoming a dad to that just the first kid martin got the two for one sale yeah i got i got i got to i got to double it but yeah i mean i was i was i was you know i was the immature guy trying to start fights at every slow pitch softball game not that i was going to hit anybody, but I wanted somebody to hit me because it would be hilarious. Yeah. He wasn't going to be found when the meet. I've got a reason why I asked you this.

Yeah, but when Carter was born, I mean, it was like all priorities shifted, you know, everything. Yeah. Got flipped on your family. You know, you no longer existed. I'm still here. Well, no, no, no. But I'm saying the person, because he changed.

You, you was always thinking. about him. Oh yeah. Well, I think that's always all these biggest moments, right, is when you put yourself aside. Oh, no. Yeah. You push yourself aside. And in all the moments that have been named right here, it's everybody putting themselves aside. It's putting Jesus first, putting your wife first, putting, putting, becoming something new, a new creation. Yeah, but I would say, you know, those other ones were all fun. Like, our wedding day, that was a good time. Ben's being born. I was making jokes. Lottie being born,

that was a fun one. Carter being born, terrifying, pain, doom, suffering and all that stuff. Yeah, but it made you, yeah,

he made you who you are. Oh, 100%. He, yeah, he showed up. That's why I was saying what I asked you.

And now he's hilarious. Well, no, no, because. Carter, he's Carter. Carter,

definitely dinner party funny. That sucker walked out out of the bathroom other night and said, Dad, might want to give that one a few hours. That was diabolical what I did in there. And I was like, son, that's the one in the living room, basically.

Oh, the little half bath? Yeah, yeah. Doorway to your bedroom. And then he's like, all right, I'm going to go take a shower and goes to his bathroom. I'm like, you're, hey. Well, you don't want to do that and then heat it up. Get back in here. You don't want to heat and steam that.

He called it diabolical, was the question. Why don't you taking the headphones? Yeah, my ears are getting really hard. He's got a, your hair looks great. Oh, thanks. But I am, Welcome to the world of ear sweat. I am learning to play the drums now.

So that might be what changes my life. Drum? You're going to be a drummer? I guess. I got to teach Ben's got some drums. So we're like learning together. My parents have this neighbor who's this older lady. And every night that I'm at my parents' house,

she's just going at drums. See? Every night. I was doing it last night. I know she's between like, I know she's in her 60s, I think. But I don't know. Is it like a rage thing?

you think? Is that their rage room? Like, just go beat this knot. That's a wild thing. That's what I feel like, but I wouldn't know for sure. We went deep there for a second. There's so many beats. I don't want to go deep.

Oh, serious. Oh, I was trying to avoid it this time. No, that's what I mean, the mayor 78 and he asks us a question. What's the biggest thing? What's the way? By the way, time out. You didn't answer. I'm the one asking the questions.

I'll ask that one, big boy. Oh, well. What's the biggest thing? What's it? Tell me about it. Look, I have, well, like I said, I don't think I've lived enough life to have an answer. You're like third. I'm trying to find.

You're saying I haven't had that moment. Yeah, like, I'm not married. I don't have kids. I have a movie credit, though. But that's, that's, that's. But to this point in your life, what has changed you the most? You don't have to have a life altering. Hey, I know the answer to that question.

What for you? I would love to hear this. I would let you try to answer it first. No, no, no, no. biggest the biggest moment that impacted you the most but no what i want to know what your answer no you're not you're not cheating but i want to see what you're going to say i don't know uh i don't know something thank or something that has it's i had some crazy life altering stuff happened recently i've got oh hey oh yeah yeah yeah i can look in your eyes and see

You've got it and you know it. You know the answer to it. You don't want to go down that road. You don't want to go down that road. What has foundly impacted you, Hunter? I'm just going to stick with movie credit right now. We're getting real deep. Yeah, or else we've got another 30 minutes of you guys saying, are you okay, Hunter?

I don't really like doing that right now. Here's the answer to your question. I'm in. That young lady, that young lady is your dating. I'm willing to draw it down this path if you are. All right. That long lady, your day. That's a heavy path.

Olivia. Olivia. That's the biggest impact that's hit you yet. It's one of them. That's it. When you get married, you know, the thought has crossed my mind more recently. He ain't got there for yet. The thought has crossed his mind more recently. This is like a stew.

You got to let it simmer. 14-hour distance kind of sucks. You got to let it simmer. Quit this stupid job and go to her. Hey, this place is up. There you go. I'm just kidding. We love you.

I would actually, I would probably cry if you quit. Oh, I appreciate that. I'd be over it pretty quick, but I would be sad. I'd rally, but I'd be sad to go.

Don't worry, our group text would still exist. What is the Almighty going to leave us with? Oh, and we've got a really fun group text we can add you to. Oh. Oh, I know what it is.

Martin, Martin. What? What? What is, what was the? quote you kept saying well i said hey what is the almighty going to leave us with today you can't handle the truth or something like that well hey truth shall set you free you know the truth and the truth let's find out where that's at you good man right for no that's john 832 you can't handle the truth

you'll know the truth and the truth will set you free then you will know the truth and the truth will set you free John 832. I'm trying to get to where I can read the full chapter. Yeah, that's going to be Jesus, gang. Jesus, our friend. Or you can go, if you have any doubt, go to John 1, 2, and 3. And read all three of them.

Read those. But John 832 is Jesus saying, You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free. All right, folks. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room with Hunter. I enjoyed that. Perhaps. Ellis and a life team.