Duck Call Room - Si Sings Garth Brooks at a Prince Tribute Concert

Episode Date: September 28, 2021

Uncle Si wore a straitjacket while covering a Garth Brooks song at a Prince tribute show, and the boys can't get enough of it. Stone runs down the many negatives of hunting during teal season, and that leads Si into a story about the biggest his butt has ever been. John-David gives an update on his progress in Stone’s “House of Pain.” The boys reveal their best hunting bloopers, and they all have one … or two! Martin puts Si’s black panther knowledge to the test. And Stone gets choked out by a woman. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are we recording? Yeah. This is what we do. We're talking about Jim. Welcome to the Duck Call Room podcast. I ain't got to welcome nobody. This is what it is, man. We're just talking about teal season.

That's why. Teal season, the mosquito season. Cottonmouth. Copperheads. Copperheads. Rattlesnakes. See, we got them all. Alligators.

Alligators. We got the five species of poisonous venomous. snakes. There we go. I would say tail hunting has more negatives than positive. Yeah. I try to look at something. I try to do the pros and cons

deal. You know, I can't look at till season and say it has more pros than cause. Yeah, because you've got the five poisonous snakes. Venomous snake. Oh, look at that. Then you got the purple tail walls. Look, sigh. I know.

Nasty. Then you got the yellow jackets. Purple tail walls. Okay. Yellow jackets. Then you got the recluse spider. Brown recluse. Okay.

You got the black widows. This is the five. That's about nine things that can kill you. Grizzly bears. That's just what's by your head in that hobbit blight. That's what's waiting on you at the door. Yeah. If you get past the door.

Yeah. If you actually get it, hit one in them like that and there's a big old pumper tail watson out of there they fix the tail your butt up okay how often have you been torn up

the worst one was is menfield or squirrel hunting on Mr. Grimes land where he's got a big old pachon archer one way and then on going down okay is a slew where we hunted squirrels and ducks

we cross a bobwire fence fields first Of course. You just broke our rule. Okay, so he shakes this bobwire fence, and one of the poles that holds up has rotted out. Yeah, this ain't good. So it's free riding on that bobwire.

This ain't good. And look, and there is a whole bumbo bee. Pack. Bombo bees. Okay, this thing is packed with bumbo bees. Bumbo bees. And Phil is over there when he's crossing, shaking this thing like this. So I happened to go in behind him, but when I did, I heard a rip.

Okay, I don't have told my blue jeans on barbed wire fence. Oh, no. Oh, no. Hell yeah. And white underwear are hanging out. So he takes off running. I do too. Well, I was thinking what to do.

I had seen the show like three days before that. So if they're chasing you, fall, and they will fly over you, and you're good to go. I was watching Bugs Bunny. Oh, no, but unknown to me, I didn't know that the target had been put on my rear end. That white flag waving. Yeah, and here's what I told them what it was like at school, okay, because they asked me about what did y'all do the other day when y'all skipped school and I had to tell them. I said, well, you skipped school for this? Well, we want to squirrel hunt.

Yeah, native mess of squirrel. Yeah. But anyway, you know, when I fail, here they are. there are B-52 bombers up here. They're up there like 20,000 feet looking down, okay. And the guy that's the leader of the pack of this bombers, okay, he goes. That's the one. Hey, then all them bees, just, they don't want them, boom, bong, and here they come.

What kind of bees were those? Bumble bees. Yeah, big ones, the big one, about bees you thump. My mother is at the house when I come home. she's got a pair of tweezers in her hand drop your door son let me go ahead and start getting all these stingers out you're in and she's laughing the whole time and i said mama it ain't that funny how many singers oh from my viewpoint it is she said because here's the deal your butt will never be this big a again she was right and she was right okay but hey she counted them 27 times is what they pop me

Ouch. On your butt? On my butt. On that white flag. On that white flag. And I was running and just crushing them. I bet you I had 30 dead bumble bees in my underwear. Well, you had at least 27.

They nailed me. That's funny. Bumbo bees are the worst. And used to, we'd take things like this. Not to be confused with a bumble. Yeah. Look, out of the barn, you go out there and they'd be buzzing around. How you'd take them and knock them.

knock him on the ground. Uh-huh. Well, you better kill him. Yeah. You better not miss. I've done, oh, no, I've done this. Pop! He hit the ground, just as soon as he hit the ground, he jumped up and he popped me right there.

On the nose? Yeah, for two weeks, I look like Jimmy Durandy. My nose was anything around? We're back on that Jimmy Durrandy. Hey, I could not even see I had to walk this way. Walking sideways, boy. Walking sideways. It's good for three weeks.

I'm going to, for the listeners that didn't listen to whatever episode it was. Oh, he's got a snoot. Now, look at the snoot he's got, boys. We got to bring up Jimmy Durandy pictures. The man had a big nose. Oh, yeah. It made him famous and made him a lot of money. I guess so.

But he did have a kazoot, boys. A kazzoot. Hey, Jay's got one of them hats, too. That old Jimmy Durandie would wear. Jimmy and Durrandy hats. He wears it to all formal events. It's not all formal. See if he could find him in that.

Along with his... Jay's and the cute hat he has. Along with his Vena. I call it a gangster hat. Daddy had one when he was a young one. Jace ain't no gangster. Jay's ain't a gangster. He a lot of things.

He ain't no gangster. I've got to miss his Instagram to see if I can find him. He's got a little bit of gangster in him. Chuck me. Jace? Yeah. The worst one I ever got, we was cutting down a tree. And that thing fell unbeknownst to us on a yellow jacket nest in the ground.

Oh, yeah. Let me tell you how long it took them to sniff out that chance. chainsaw runner. Not long. And by the time he's like, man, that burns, what is that? About that time, oh, he's still burning. Okay. A problem.

We have a problem. Yeah, I don't know what the deal is. You got the yellow jackets that have nest, they nest on trees like purple tail. There's the hat. Or you have another type yellow jacket that live in the ground. These ones are the ground one. Oh, no, no. The ground ones are way more painful.

They're worse. Than the other one. Mean. Because when they pop you, Whoa. Don't nothing make me any happier than waiting until nighttime and going and filling that hole full of gasoline and then dropping a match and listening to them pop like popcorn.

And I'm like, you little rascals, that's what you get. I was down there doing something on Fieldsland with the back hole. So I'm swinging and drop the dirt. It's coming back. And all of a sudden it's like this. And then it's. you know, hey, track, I mean, the back hole's still running. He got him.

This boy has left the area. You feel coming out and said, you know, he said, what the back hole is just so sitting on our island far? And I said, because, hey, I got in one of them ground, the yellow jacket nest, which was about big as a basketball. And I said, so, I left the area. Yeah, that's time. to abort.

I said, he'd run out of ditching soon or later. He left that area. It'll run out of diesel or it'll be dark. One of the two. I ain't messing with it. I ain't messing with it.

I ain't messing with what it's still like. Look, there's a picture of Jason. It's gangster hat. What do you think? That doesn't look like a gangster. He would make a good band member. What?

The Blues Brothers? Yeah, the Blues Brothers. Yeah, he kind of got that blues. He played the bass. He's been known to sing the Blues. I mean, he is a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. We're going down to Jay. People ask why we've never had Jace on this podcast.

Because we like to laugh. What's wrong with that? Like, if he's going to call us the kids podcast, hey, we'll pull off the gloves and go after him. Well, hey, I appreciate it. What's that? Being the kids' podcast. We know you appreciate it. Let them old geezers down there.

Okay. Si-ca cause you an old geyser, there's a problem. Take that, Jace. You know who the kid. I see an Instagram post. All right, let's take our first break. We'll be back. We'll be back.

We'll take a break and be right back. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedale's beef makes such a good product, baby.

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Oh, wait. Did you often sing Garth Brooks in a straight jacket? Yeah. Yeah? Why? Well, I didn't know about the straight jacket. No, no, because that's how we ended the show. we did a Prince tribute.

Well, Prince don't sing friends in a little places. No, no, look, look. That's how I ended up in a straitjacket. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, prince. Once again. But you'll never hear me come blind. I mean, that's terrible. Once again.

Well, hey, that's the song. Once again, whoever talked to you into that ought to be a horse whiff. Yeah, now that one, I bet you will. I bet you will on that. He had no choice. He was in a straight jacket. Time out.

That's like what I got to miss her saying the other day, I thought, boy, whoever done that didn't even look at the finished product. No, they're doing it blindfolded. That's the same way. That is. So time out. Whoever did that.

We got off track here. Size on TikTok and a straight jacket. How do we go from a Prince tribute to singing Friends in a low place? Here's the thing. They made me mad. So look. Who made you man? Who's name?

Bridget and Marshall when they sang the tribute to Prince. Okay. And I said, y'all sung it wrong. Okay. So anyway, no, no. Look, look. Hey, you know, because I said,

hey, you got to understand. I said, I'm an artist. And I said, I've got my own song. Yeah. Okay. I sing it different than Princeville. I make it mine. Was it Prince's a song?

So I just tell the folks, you know, I just say, you're an artist? Yeah. I said, hey, I tell the folks, right, I say, good night. I appreciate all of y'all coming, and I'm out of here, because the girls that don't take me off, and I'm gone. So I leave the stage. And I've gone like five minutes, so Bridget finally turns out of March and says,

hey, go get that old crazy man and bring him back out of here. And Bridget, you know, and March says, I don't think he's going to come back. She said, what take? Do whatever it takes to get him back out here. so that's the reason she comes out usually a cop for him bringing me out back out and tell me yeah we caught him down

way down the street there he was trying to someone get away oh I thought you were telling an actual story no you're telling the actor how you got to yeah y'all got a bit like yeah oh come on man

yeah I thought you were telling a story look our show was like way back in the western days when the circus come to town okay the circuses all anything goes yeah but if you watch

but if you watch that movie about the circus a greatest showman they could sing so what's your excuse? Hey, I can sing too. Not right there. Hey, I made about $300,000 the first two years. So hey,

how about that? Yeah, but you spend a cool man. I'm not saying. Can I please examine? No, I didn't have a cool. I ain't with you. I ain't got a cool million. Can I please examine?

your profit and loss statement from said 300. That's all I want to. It's 300 gross or net? That's all I'm asking. What just happened? It's probably gross. That's all. He had a good time.

Hey, you enjoyed it. That's all that matters. We like to give you a hard time. Well, I know it and I love it. But what? I just gave a free show for about 45 minutes in the airport. That is true. We got video a head.

Had a blast doing it. What print song did y'all say? Oh, that's a good question. When dubs cry. When the dubs cry. Can you give us a little? No, I'm not. Y'all are already on me.

I just want to taste. All three of you are on me with both feet. I said nothing. I ain't giving you a print. I just, I received a video of a grown man in a straight jacket singing Garth Brooks on stage that was apparently a part of a Prince tribute. So I just got a lot of questions. I don't want to be your weekend lover. Oh, okay, okay, go on then.

Now, see, that one, you was actually on key. That's all right. That was not bad. That was good. You practiced that, didn't you? But it sounded like you was out of breath in friends and low places. I ain't going to lie now. Well, look, hey, I, that's probably, well, you had a straight jacket on.

No, well, that's, yeah. You ought to try to sing in a straight jacket. I can't sing without it. Hey, look, that they pull very tight. It didn't look tight. You need a different bad mate. They sounded mean. You was being bullied.

No, we had a blast. Oh, Lord. One night after, you know, we ended it, I said, well, I'm horrible. And I just laid down on the stage. They killed all the lights, and for 25 to 30 minutes, there was flash bubs going off for 30 minutes. They thought that was your encore? I don't know what.

They may have thought I died. I don't know. It was nice of them to come check on you. Look, no, no, because Bridget and Marshall went to the Merck's table, okay, to sell whatever we're selling. Y'all, and everybody was asking for it's off the side. And Bridgett said, I guess that is still on stage. Taking a nap. Oh, man.

You took a nap on stage? Yeah. Why not? I'm a working man. Work hard. Work hard and nap on. There you go. I mean, I sold a lot of T-shirts with that on it, son.

Work hard, nap hard. That's right. That little button. have says that. Speaking of T-shirts, I'm fixing to sell, boys. Oh, here we go. Well, I just had to give myself a plug here, boys. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway, go to DukT Commander.com. And get a DuckCall Room approved T-shirt. You can find them with, I believe, Black Panthers. I got them, too. He's a T-shirt, man. That's what he does. For a living.

You sell T-shirts. I'm multi-towled. We're going to have to get you your own merch table whenever you go to do these appearances. You're going to be looking like Luke Bryan. This artist is. This artist is multi-talented, boys. He's a screen printer. He's a famous singer.

He tells stories. Sometimes he steals other people's stories. You got two of them, right? What? You don't steal. Oh, he's an artist, remember? He's an artist. Artists do not steal nothing, boys.

They come up with it on their own. Okay. Okay. So even, no, we ain't going to out you on nothing. We ain't going to out you about that coon dog story that you took as you on, but we ain't going to out of you. you on that one.

That'll be all right. Oh, boy, is it? Hey, Coondock story. Our fans out at you, but you, we ain't on it. Is that a Coondog or a corn dog? Coondog. No, you know the one of the Coondog with a flashlight up in the tree. Oh.

Oh. Now, hey, look. That's Jerry and Clare's boys. See? Hey. There it is. You finally gave him credit. Well, no, no.

Hey, I didn't say it was mine. But you show told it like it was. Well, hey. He owned it. He did on it. Well, see, that's what the artist does. An artist takes this and owns it. When he's making his own, it belongs to him, boys.

Yeah, it's not plagiarism at all. That's when you know you've made it to being an artist. Well, look. Everybody needs to keep the legend of Jerry Clare live anyway. Oh, that's right. I'm good. I was one of the greatest comedians' storytellers there was. Yeah.

Now, you know a man's got talent when he can tell a Jerry Clower story better than Jerry Clower. That's true. That's right. So. Oh, there ain't no doubt about it. standing you pipe and smoking that's right well let's take a break we'll see if sire can come up with an original story I gotta go call Willie

he's stranded in Alaska oh he's stranded in Alaska are we back we back baby we're back Jack where we go ahead would say I got something I got something I got to do uh oh oh oh oh no

oh is the are we currently still filming I was protecting my neck oh Oh, he's going to get that bell. Hey, he's trying to take my bell. Notice, notice first thing I do is protecting my neck. I know Stone like to show us some chokes, man.

I was protecting my abs because he's been making me do them. I ain't got much of a neck, but I show us trying to save it. I'm glad you did that, though. My ears are making. From that bell? Stone was walking towards me. I thought he was about to make me do some more planks again. No, well, I'm glad you said that.

Oh, no. because we'll give a little update on Johnny D's progress. Yeah, workout. As of today, he has lost, I think, what, seven pounds? Is it six or seven? Depends on where we're going from, but six. I always started the highest number.

Six since we started working out. 16. There you go. Since I caught the disease. Well, look at you. Since we've been working out, he has lost six pounds. Go work. I will say in his lung capacity has increased somewhat.

Stone will shoot you straight is what I've learned. Now, what we're focusing on is, he has, you know, he's not weak. And he has strength in his arms and his legs, but his, where his core is very weak. So that's where we're focusing. You got a week. Get on. flight me. He's been teaching me to punch people.

I'm way tired of, JD. Oh. Yeah. So we've been working hard. You know, he's been finishing all of his workouts. And he's been showing up when I call him. So we got one that's out. So he ain't a bad student.

He's a good student. Okay. He learns well. I'm proud of you, J.D. And he has been disciplined with his intake. Okay. Well, that lunch today was pretty weak. I'm still hungry.

You're the only man I know I know that's been to Arby's and got a bowl or something No Arby serves their food If you say no bun they go in a bowl Is that what you mean? I'm like sure So you can just go get Well they got to do something with all them salad bowls they order

Because ain't nobody going to Arby's for a salad I did see a side salad instead of french fries I was like no just give me just a few pieces of meat And I'm gonna go And some cheese and let's roll I messed up on my oatmeal this morning Uh oh Uh oh so you're on the oatmeal?

Yeah He's on the oatmeal after I do my workout to have a bowl open up. But I messed up. I was hungry, so I said, well, what I'll do is I'll double. I'll open two packs. Wrong. I know how to cook the one pack perfectly.

When I doubled up, not messed up. I won't ever pull that again. So next time you'll just make two single bowls. No, well, I'll fix, if I do it, I'm going to do it like you some out. I'll just make me another bowl of it. If you put two in there, no, ain't the same deal. But now, Johnny Dee is doing much better than I would have guessed when we started. Well, I'm fine he's still going.

Oh, he's still coming. Oh, I like that. He enjoys it, where it's a fun way to stay in shape. Well, I'm actually just training for next time you grab my flank me, and I'm just going to give you the old one-two. Oh, you better watch out because he's about to grab it. Okay. He's looking at you.

I'm not to the point. I hope you try that. One-two. Okay. I'll be waiting on that because I'm going to give you one, two, three. Oh. No, he's going to. He's going to give you a four or five.

I don't know five yet. I'm only to four. I'm going to do usually like Sage does her partners in that jujitsu. I don't do jiu-suitz. I know, but hey, well, see, I do just whatever. Hits me at the moment. It generally starts with a pistol. I's got weaponry involved.

He's too old. I don't blame it. I may have put a knife on you. Oh. You know what I didn't say a knife. A cut knife. That means it cut. Cut.

That's right. Hey, very sharp. But, but I have not been taking it easy on him. I've been, I wouldn't say overly tough. Oh,

he went in there for leaf mode, boy. So I would, he only hit me once. I've only hit him a couple times, and it was a light tap. And then, love taps,

boys. What I do is when we do our cardio session, while I bring him right to the edge of death. And just to see. And bring him back. And then bring him back. And then, He drinks his water and goes to the house.

I can't wait to talk to Mr. Lee again. I said, not only did you, you didn't break him. You made him worse, Mr. Lee. So now he's a replica of you. I see it. I brought him right up to the line of death boys and then backed him off a little bit. That's what Stone does.

Because then right at the end, so you're punching Stone's gloves, and then right at the end, he just starts moving everything further and further away, so you've got to reach farther. And then you end up about falling down. But hey, we're making it. And then he, hey, what's fun, have you done the sledgehammer thing? The mace? Yeah.

You got a big old 15-pound sledgehammer that we just throw it stuff. That's fun. That's way funner and going to the gym and sitting on a treadmill. Oh, yeah. And people learn the way of Jaystone. You need to go to the bar of my friends, okay, from Mississippi. The bar? So, yeah, and throw hatchets.

We're trying to lose. I guess that could be some. I've never had that advice. You need to go to a bar. Oh, no, no, no. It's a great family. Great family sport. It really is.

The kids get into it, mom and dad get into it. We have that at Camp Chiaoka, the Christian youth camp. Do you? Yeah. That way we don't have to go to the bar together. Well, hey, look, it's a family place. I don't think it's a bar. It's like a Chili's.

It's a bar and grill. Yeah. It's a hatchet throwing place. No, it's all it is. I don't understand. I'm going to say this real quick. Why are people allowed to drink and throw hatchets? I don't think it's a bar.

I think he misspoke. Well, it's a family place. It's a family place. I like it. I'll go throw hatchets. I'm good at throwing stuff. But now, speaking of fitness, this is an interesting text I got. So I got a text from a guy named Rich Froning.

Have you anybody? Have you ever heard of him? I've heard the... He's a pit boss partner. I keep getting just like Siret. Rich Froning is the fittest man on the planet. That's his title. Except for Sigh.

Does he tape his weights together? Have I met him? No, you ain't ever met him. So anyway, Christian Sadie's husband, he gave him by number because he wants me to take him on a duck hunt, Martin. Oh. Oh, pretty legs. What's he going to do? Choke him out, running down?

Not Chris's rich. That's what I'm talking about. He's just going to grab one of them or he's going to shoot him. I imagine he could do whatever he wants to do with him, but he's quite the specimen. Oh, yeah. No, he's a good dude. We've done some stuff together with pit boss and all that. Rich Froning.

Is he going to join us in the house of pain? He loves smoked meat. No, I don't want to embarrass myself. Well, if you don't trust me, if you bring me along, there will only be one person embarrassed. Yeah, you can always. say, look at my student here. Look what I got to work with. This is what I'm training.

Yeah, he's CrossFit man. Oh, yeah. CrossFit, champion, all that stuff. The business man on her. So I'm thinking about getting him involved in Johnny D's. Oh, no. Oh, oh, Johnny D's. John D.

I've seen that man walk on his hands. I can't even, no. I can't even walk on my feet, Martin. Then 30-second planks was rough enough in my office yesterday. Oh, my goodness. I wonder, do our listeners do planks? No. They're the worst people.

Are you kidding? You just sit there and act like you're going to do a push-up and it hurts everywhere. And Stone yells at you when you move. He's like, get your butt down. I don't yell. I try to get him on the belly on the floor, pick your arms, pick your legs up, see how long you can go. But you can't tear you.

But you just sit there and you just burn until your arms start shaking. Burn, boy. We're progressing into push-ups is what we're doing. There's too much weight and not a lot of upper body. So can you not do add push-up? I can probably do one right now. the first time Stone told me to do push-ups, I was very sore.

There's a lot of room down there. I'll do a push-up during the break. If we can stop the recording. No. This accountability, son. This is, you know, you don't be ashamed. I mean, you should be ashamed. Si, can you do add push-up?

There's go. One push-up. I'm so sore. I don't know if that was a push-up or not. You have to. He's done it so quick. If you were in the military doing a PT test, that would not count. I've already said I would not make it in the military.

You've got to go to parallel and then back up. We worked out yesterday and my arms were really sore. I know we worked out two days. Two days are really sore. My arms were still. You're doing good, though. I went swimming yesterday. Hey, I'll tell you this.

A week and a half ago, you couldn't have done that. So whether it counts as a technical pushup or not, you're on the right track. Oh, he's doing good. Now, my arms for about a week, I was like, my kids be like, play with me. I'm like, okay, hold on. I was doing push-ups other day. First 10, no problem. Second 10, I was like, I felt them.

Third 10 was like 10 cents of one. I mean, I'd do one, and I was like, okay, yeah, buddy, them arms are. Here's the best part of working out. Take a breath, then do another. When you work out with stone, it goes like this. All right, you do 10 of these. I'm going to do 100. I'm going to do 50.

No, it's literally 100. You do. And so I'm done, I'm like gasping and then stones. You need to, you need to build a ladder. A what? A ladder. A ladder? Yeah, like we're done in the military.

Huh? You tell about it. Yeah. Because that, like a rope ladder? No, not a rope ladder. Mucky bar. Pipelter. And it's about, what, 24 rungs probably.

All the way across. I ain't got to where to put that. Well, I know, but that's what we had in basics. Oh, I know. You can put it between your guys and you. in-law. That's the best. That's the best shape I've ever been in my life.

Doing monkey bowlers? It's just hanging from a ladder. Oh, I'm telling you're out now. Hey, before we get in. Your grip gets strong. Oh, no, no, no. Not on that high. Before you, you eat, you do 24.

You go in. Before you eat. Yeah, that's every meal. I'll never want to eat. Before you eat, you get 20. Look. Stone makes me work out like right before dinner time, too. And I go home and she's like, what do you want to eat?

I'm like, graduate. Graduated. eat about three bites and I'm like, I'm too happy. Graduation day for basic training, my drill instructor dropped me, okay, and dress greens, no less. Okay. Oh, I'm aware. Big oath.

Oh, no, yeah. When he first told me, I said, I beg your pardon. I'm in dress greens. He said, you beg all you want to, maggot, but you better get out. Okay, so look. When they caught you a maggot they meant it, too. Oh, no. Well, hey, look, big old minute anyway.

But anyway, you know, he said, drop. give me 25 the first time. Then he got back in my face, so I bust out laugh again. Then he made it 50. I did 350. Well, he finally wiped the smile off my face and I couldn't laugh anymore. You had 350 push-ups? I did 350 push-ups.

I would not have made it. Well, Johnny D, we're on a schedule here, so I got you on a month and a half. We're going to the... Two-minute planks. To the jiu-jitsu school. Uh-oh. And we're going to do a little... You're going to that.

A little rolling. He found you. He found you. I got to get you. shape before he hurts me. No, no, no, I'm not going to lay a hand on you. You just thought you were so well before. Johnny Dey, I'm not going to lay a hand on you.

I have your opponent. Oh, we have an opponent? She's 13 years old. And she's fixed to brutalize you, son. And her nickname is the destroyer. A 13-year-old girl? I'm not fine. I want to give you something to practice outside of your workout with stone.

Taping out? Yeah, this. I'm not. You need to learn how to tap. You need to learn that. You can either tap. I'm not fighting a 13-year-old girl. You're not fighting.

No, you won't be. No, you won't be. You won't be. You won't be. She going to climb you like a cat squirrel. That's why I'm saying. You better do like you. Learn this.

Right here. Tap out. You need to show him some of the sage's moves that she puts on them. You either tap out or you go to sleep. It's up to you. I recommend. I'm pretty good. tapping out.

I recommend the tap. You're fixing to get a good education, JD. It'll be fun. I want him to do it. No. No. I ain't going to no jujitia class. Trust me.

No, size got the ultimate defense already. They can't get around that hump on his back. So they don't get it back. You know, they get back there. They can't reach his neck. Hey, I may try that because they make it straight in it, straighten it out.

Yeah. There you get. No. That's years. They popped a rib out of my back. I know that. And then just, hey. I'd rather just to tend the house of pain.

Hold it. Oh, and then take a deep breath, pang out, pot it back in. Yeah. Well, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this.

Well, I had a first last night, first ever. I got choked out by a woman. What did you do that? It wasn't my wife. Oh. I was training at the jiu-jitsu school, and I had to roll with one of the females there

who was, More advanced, way more advanced than me. Anyway, she got my back and she locked in a choke. And I thought, I'm not going to tap to a woman. Then I thought, right before I passed out, I thought, yeah, I'm tapping to a woman. I will. She got you? Oh, did she get me?

Rear naked choke? Yes, sir. Oh. I kept busting those grips, but she was switching them on me, you know. Shifty. Next thing I know, she was under the chin and it was over. Uh-huh. Okay. There's what you got to look forward to to to the destroyer, Johnny De.

Don't ever think, just because you're a man, a woman can't choke the life out of you. I never thought that. You run into the right one? Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no. I've always said, I would rather fight 10 men than one woman that is mad. Because she'll accidentally kill you. This woman wasn't even mad.

Well, I'm just saying, if they're mad, they'll kill you. and be sorry later, okay? Well, now. I'm so confused. What are you looking for, Johnny Dee? Well, he's stuck in Alaska. I was trying to see if I could get him, but we'll do it afterwards.

He's stuck there. He's stuck in Alaska. Hey, he took 20 seconds to kill his two caribou, and now he's stuck for 10 days. I'll see if I can get him back. There you go. I don't like going to the middle of nowhere, though, so I don't run into that problem.

Oh, I could go there. Alaska? I'd like to go there because it's so pretty up there. Have you been to Alaska, sir? Yes, I went to Franklin Graham's Island. What? Samaritan Purse when the troops coming back in. In Alaska?

Yep, they give them a weak, the veteran and their wives. This is true. Samaritan Lodge, Alaska. I bawled like a baby when the plane landed. Could happen. Yeah, couldn't help it. That's pretty cool, though. Well, no, no, because the guy, you know, I didn't think about it.

You know, most of them, okay, had got shot up, and they went from the battlefield to Ramstein Air Force Base in Germany and stayed in the hospital to recovery from all their wounds. Well, when they come in, a plane load of them come in, and when they come off, they was, you know, shocked that the whole family was there of Duck Dynasty. Yeah. And when they come, you know, meeting each other, broke down.

That's pretty awesome. What year was that? A few years ago? Yeah, that was, what, right in the middle, I guess right in the middle of our highlight on Duck Dynasty. Samaritans? Franklin. The American purse was one that was connected with Franklin. Yeah. That's pretty awesome.

It was. What did you? It was actually cool. Yeah, look. We went up there. Is this where you went? Oh, check it out. Yeah.

We went up there when the plane land, okay, it's a lot. bunch of us, okay, all holding the American flags welcome them home. And when you met the individual soldiers, okay, and all I could blur it was welcome home, man. Yeah, that's awesome. What, y'all go fishing and, like, messing around or just, I ain't. No, we went, actually, and watched the bears catching salmon, you know, grisly catching salmon, which was cool. Actually, I don't want in puddle hoppers. Oh, yeah.

A little float plane. Oh, yeah. So, look, we come in. There's already seven planes on this thing. And I'm serious when I say this. It was probably, maybe, probably what, five times as big as the podcast room. Okay, because they had land and go down at one end of it

and, you know, go to the bank, everybody's, everybody's wearing waiters. Because it's ice cold water, ice cold, I'm talking about it. You know, so we all would, you know, and just that, it's amazing that they can shut down that quick and then take off that fast. Speaking of ice cold, side,

we got a cold front coming through tonight. And you know where we headed it in the morning. I know. All the blue winged till are going to Mexico, okay, or to the coast for vacation. Guess what? We take men old stone

taking vacation too. And we're going to get down there and get us some of them. And you can check out all the action on the duck commander you do. Just slide on over there. That's it. If we ever hire another person. We're either hearing or there, though.

We drove our one so crazy, he had to go be a youth minister. I don't blame you. Two years in the hole is all he could stand. That's about it. So if you're a videographer, call Martin here at Doug Commander. No, start with John David. You'll get to me eventually. That's not my department.

That might be your last stop. We fix to go down there and have us a ball. What reminds me, let me give y'all some money. Bring me back some of them stuff. chickens from that Bell Chase Meat Market if it's still standing. I don't know what I'd have left down there. I think it's still there. Those stuffed chickens are fine.

Johnny Dee, what about that stuffed chicken with that sausage dressing? That'd be good, wasn't it? You can only find something like that in South Louisiana. They take all the bones out of the chicken, and then they replace the bones with deliciousness. Well, let me restate that. You can find it somewhere else, but it ain't going to be good. I like the jalapinia cornbread stuffed chicken. I like the jalapia mashed potato stuff.

chicken. I like the jumbalaya stuff chicken. All them, but look, you can scrape out the carbs and not eat it and just eat the chicken. No, you can't. You can't do that.

He said, nah, you ain't going to do that. That's called self-discipline to know. You can't even get that in front of me. Otherwise, I'm going to eat a whole chicken and a whole side. The first time I landed on them things,

I did eat a whole chicken. I ate the whole thing. All of it. This show was good, too. I said, Lord, have mercy. That's when I knew I had to trip on my

order. I've ordered a lot of food from there. Yeah, I was like, no, this ain't enough. There's not a lot better than 20, 21, and having an ice chest full of stuff just show up at your front door. Oh, yeah, that's nice.

Yeah. But here's, here's the menu, so I'm bringing the smoker. All right. I'm going to do spare ribs one night. Okay. I'm going to do fat burgers another night. Oh, burgers.

And I brought my Dutch oven, so I'm doing a big chuck roast in the Dutch oven. Hey, I'm hungry. Oh, no, no, no. that Chuck roast. That's all keto friendly. You can make it. Look, he had three of them.

I don't think. I don't know what I'm doing. Look, he cooked three of them in there about this big around, you know, squares. And I'm telling the truth, I could have ate all three of them myself. That's how good because I ain't going to do that. He's cooking for a family. He's cooking for a whole bunch. But I literally could have.

So I just peeled that outside layer off of all three of them. Oh, no, no, no. He's a bark, man. Get the bark. That's where I get it. That thing was fine. It was good. It was good.

It's a poor man's brisket. Yeah. Let's take another break. We'll be back. We're going to get in that duck call room mailbag right after this. Duckcallroom.com. And we're back. Back.

We're in that hello, H-E-L-L-O at duck call room.com mailbag. If you have thoughts, questions, concerns, any of that kind of stuff, make sure you send them to us. And we'll try to do our best to filter through. them and get to them. Johnny D. What's in there this week? Oh, boy, he already saw. Let's start with this guy. Patrick and his son Samuel

went dove hunting on opening day. And he was struggling. He shot a whole box of shells just to kill the first four doves. And he finally figured out he had his extra full choke in from duck season. So he wants to know

our best gear bloopers from hunting. which I'm sure you have a bunch of shove. Gear bloopers. Like forgetting boots or waiters. I about forgetting your shotgun because I did that one morning. You forgot a shotgun? Yep, I made it to the hole and everybody had all their stuff and I said, where's my gun?

Wasn't there? It was back at the camp. A shotgun's vital. Well, see, but that was the last time. You get there and this falls under that rule of never touch another man's equipment. Uh-oh. Yep. I was told, I'll get you stuff.

I get it. Okay, well then I'm going to go do this. Yeah, it didn't happen. Well, my stuff wouldn't got. And that's my fault for not checking before we left. I'll wear that part of it. But that's, and Duck Hunt, just make sure all your stuff gets to the boat or the full-wheeler or however you get in there. You're in charge of it.

I mean, I can blame it on them all I want to, but it is my fault. So when I got there, I was like, well, I guess this is a spectator sport this morning. I'm watching this morning. Hey, mine is this bad enough, you know, if you forget your gun. Yeah. But, hey, mine was worse than that. Uh-oh. I had my gun, but unfortunately, I didn't have no bullets.

Oh. And, hey, it ain't no good without the bullets. You need bullets. Unless you just want to practice, you know, swinging. Yeah, tell me, okay. Well, I've been a part of some bloopers that are, I guess I could tell. I fell face first out of a duck blind one morning. That count as a blooper.

That was a good one. I'll never forget that one. Martin was leading towards the front of the blind. The only problem was there was nothing there. And I can answer the question about if there is there no one there to hear it? Does a giant oak tree that falls in the forest make a noise? Yes, it does because I watch what Martin fall out of a duck blind one morning. Okay.

When a giant falls, there's a giant. noise. There's noise, boys. Also, concrete wire tore down, waiters ripped and all called on GoPro. So it's good time. Oh, but I looked over at Phil one day.

He had a pair of channel locks. One of those screw-in chokes, he said, kick-kicks choke. And he was just, Frank, Frank. I said, Phil, that shouldn't be that difficult. Yeah. Yeah, it might be crossed.

That is. I said, you got the wrong choke. He said, no, this is the same one I've been using. Guess what? Wrong choke. Yeah, cross-threaded. Oh, nice. No, he put a, yeah, he put a barretta choke into a Benelli shotgun. That's not going to go.

Oh, and it was getting in there one way or the night. Channel lock, we'll get them, boy, right? Yeah, because he still had like a half inch of space between the choke and his gum barrel, and that's as far as he could get it in there. But let me tell you something, it was tight. Yeah, it wasn't coming out. It wasn't coming out. Might.

My best blooper is the same exact blooper. Martin, you were there for, what was a bunch of teal whenever I aimed up to shoot and click. Yeah. And then I also did that on a turkey head a couple years ago. Same gun. Martin said it was just watching. He said, this is going to be fantastic.

Oh, that was the worst. And nobody ever shot. Yeah, that was the worst one I had happened to me was in Abilene, Texas. Abilene? Yeah, we're pig hunting. You're pig. We go up there and the guy has me the rifle and says, it's ready, it's loaded, it's ready.

So we're sitting there. He said, oh, I'm going to go get the four wheel and I'll be back in about 10 minutes, you know. So we're sitting there, y'all, and look down there, okay, it's the dough down there under the feeder. Then the dough, I see her leaving. I say, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is that? Ooh, that's a good pick.

I said, you ready, cameraman? He said, I'm ready. So I raised that 30-a-6 up. Put it to my shoulder, get the night scope on it, and click. So this thing's bolt to action, so I just said, well, he forgot to put one in the barrel. So I just, you know, flamming home, thinking it's loaded. So get back on the pig and click.

Hey, boy, didn't put no bullets in my stupid gun. That's good, Bonnie five. Yeah. So that taught me, okay, this guy, he's doing this for a living. and he's a guy, and he said the gun was ready. Now, like you said, it was my own fault. I should have checked to make sure I had the stupid bullet in the gun. Did you get your shotgun out of the duck blind?

No, but you did. I did. I got it for you, don't know. Hey, hey, I checked. I was like Martin. I said, okay, you're the old stone. Yeah, okay. Don't worry, Sa'i.

You're the exception to this rule. I'm going to take care of your. your stuff. Well, no, no. You don't worry about it. Every champion needs a good cat. The rest of them, they're on their own. Yeah, yeah.

Call you Steve Williams. When I die, the Robertson bunch is in trouble. Oh, yeah. Because Don't quit. He ain't going anymore. He ain't going to be near as fun. All right, Johnny, Dee, what else we got?

Our next email, I'm going to use this guy's whole name because his last, his middle name is Merritt and his last name is Robertson. Oh. Merritt Robertson. I don't think he's, I don't know. know if y'all are related or not we may be oh boy uh but he is talking about weight loss so here's the deal you know santa claus up in the north pole has helpers to go to malls and stuff yeah well this old boy here is one of santa's helpers in georgia at the atlanta bass pro shop so he's a

stand then yeah he helps santa out to you know sit on me everywhere so his problem is he wants to lose weight. But he's saying. But he's also Santa Claus. So he's thinking about, he wants to go down from 210 to 175 for his 50th high school reunion. This guy's got to be a great Santa.

So what should he do? Should he wait till after Christmas or just start slowly? What, where is he at right now? 210? That's not a very big Santa. Well, it depends on how tall you are. That's a good point.

I disagree. What? You're going to put way more smiles on children's faces being Santa Claus than anybody. Nobody at your high school reunion

don't care what you look like after 50 years. But unless you show up at Santa Claus. But they ain't going to be but seven of them left probably. So I mean like, you know,

make the kids happen. Don't do it for the class reunion. No, do it for the children. Do it for the children. Do it for the kids. It's all for the children. After I get in shape

and I get all white hair, I'm going to tell you're way more important as Santa. You're way more important as Santa as you would be the one 17. that person. Yeah, but December 26th, I mean, if you want to lose you a few,

but as long as you're back by, you know, December the 10th next year, that's fine. You're solid. You got to be consistent as a Santa. Because you got me curious. I would like to see you at Santa. Si, you could be a fine one. A Merritt, Robert. Oh, I did.

Well, I was in the Army. You were Santa? Yeah. Why are we just now hearing then? Now, they had to use a lot of pillows and all kind of stuff to make me look chubby. Okay, but I had to ho, ho, ho, hold down. that is one if you're listening

and you want to hire as Santa Claus No No that's terrifying Holler at me I book him for 10% And then we got a couple Black Panther sightings

There he is boys Long tail Big black cat This one is from Kevin in Central South Carolina It's a house cat Boyleck boys South Carolina

I don't know What do you think We know it me and sigh think we'll never That one has the gate of a dog That looks like a black lab That one has the gate of a dog Yeah that's a dog

That's a dog All right we're calling a dog What do you think, sir? Look at his tail Yeah, that's a dog Cats don't move All right Kevin Now that I've looked at it

It looks like a dog Kevin even size Nice try Upstate South Carolina The Carolina The Carolina Panthers Are actually just Labrador Retrievers

And our last email is from John Hunson from North Louisiana. Oh, boy, here we go. Size's got a buddy. Uh-oh. What is that? Zoom in. Hold on.

That's the spy point, pardon. I know what it is. That's a big old cat there now. That is a large house cat standing to a small tree. Standing next to a small tree. That's a big old cat, now. That's a big old cat now. from north louisiana that i don't know it's on september 7th it's 630 p.m yeah the the tail being curled up like that

what is it sigh makes me think it's a cat boy that one that's that's that's that's not that's not a cat but i don't I'm not stone. That's probably taken with a little camera trickery here. There what now? Whoa! Yeah, it may be trickery on the camera. He don't believe. He's got a big belly on it. Well, no, no, because, hey, he's not like that stupid giant bobcat we had the picture up.

What are you mean? That thing was huge. This here is like stone. I'm like stone. That's a house cat, and it's probably taken by a camera at a pretty good distance. I'd say it's house cat Martin Well that's not near as fun as I thought it would be

That's actually a cat That was on my trail camera That me and Hunter superimposed We thought we'd have some I'd have you No He's not big enough Look here's the original

Stone Text that to me real quick I'll throw it up on the screen Here's the original Look y'all always trying to give me straps and saying stuff today. Me and Hunter did that on opening day of teal season, you know, because the hunting was so good.

Yeah, okay. I love it. They're trying to trick me, boys. We can't. There's the original. There's the cat. There's the original. Yeah, all right. Yeah. That was off of my trail camera. Kind of looks like Sweet Peep.

And then we had some fun with it. Sweet Pete's got out last night. Oh, Sweet Peas belly dragged the ground. There ain't no way to sweepie. That is good stuff. Martin? Not? Hey, he's a Black Panther expert.

You're not going to fool the man. Well, we tried. In the words of George W. Bush, you fool me once, can't fool me again. Yeah, shame on it. Shame on. Fool me, can't fool me again. Well, look, in the traditional mailbag, we have a letter. I'm just going to read it real quick from, man, it's an interesting first name,

Shannon Doa and Gary. Shannon Doa and Gary. Yeah, but it says duck call room. My name is Shannon Doa. artist of this card, which by the way, look, I don't know, it's kind of a white card. Yes, yes, you are. That is cool. It's a green wing teal on the front, hand-painted.

It's awesome. Yeah. Which is actually what caught my eye to make me open it. I was like, man, that's cool. But anyway, she's the artist. I hope you like it. No, we don't like it. We love it.

I also paint prophetic art during praise and worship at my church in Cocoa, Indiana. Way down in Coco. Indiana. Indiana. My husband Gary and I love your podcast and Unashamed. I guess I'll leave that in there since Bill and Jason. They like the adult podcast. The old geezers, they got a pretty good show. They got a pretty good podcast. Overall, we're fans, but we're bigger fans of Jesus. He saved our lives after many years of alcohol slash drug addiction. I have watched your testimonies about getting through COVID. True testimony of faith. Jesus restored our 20-year marriage after an eight-year fight to get and stay sober together, a walk of faith. love your show thank you so Shannon Doe and Gary that's awesome that is awesome it's awesome

you all got through it together you stayed committed to one another and thank you for staying committed to Jesus amen and thank you he's got you back and thank you for the awesome card the drawing is great but look she put her favorite verse in here so that's what we're going to close with this week we're going to close with her favorite verse I actually this is one that I think we use often we may have already used it but I don't know if we have or not, but we're going to read it again. And it is Hebrews 11.1. Now, faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see.

And that is a good one. That is a good one. Shannon Doan, Gary, thank you so much for the card. That was awesome. We're going to continue to lift you guys up that you continue to stay clean and sober and that your marriage thrives. Thank you all so much. We've had fun this week here in the duck call room. That was a lot of fun.

I had fun today, sir. Well, good for you, Jamie.