Duck Call Room - The First Hunt Without Phil Robertson Hit Different

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

Uncle Si has come down with a massive, miserable sinus infection—but Jay Stone was there when he caught it, and the two of them had an absolute blast in the process. John-David loses it over a hilarious new nickname making the rounds in the Duckmen crew. Martin starts to wonder if John Luke might be showing early signs of a midlife crisis with some of his recent choices, and Godwin confesses there’s only one reason he ever breaks his diet: when his wife Miss Paula wants ice cream. The boys all agree that teal season opened up with a bit of a shadow hanging over it without Phil this year. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ah, anyway. Let's get weird. What's on who's doing it? There we go. Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. It is, I don't know what it is, but it's today. It's today. It's today.

It is today. And we are obviously without, as he refers to himself, the star, Silas Merritt Robertson, is out with a, what did you say, sinus infection? Wasn't nobody noticed if you ain't said nothing. Oh, they would have picked them. They never would have noticed. Can't spell sinus infection without it. Oh, I'm sitting over here.

He acts just like him. I look just like him. Look like him, act like him. Bathroom habits are the same now. Yeah. There you go. I didn't even know where. Bills pump.

Need compression? Yeah, I tell you, you get old, that old prostate start growing on you. Oh, yeah. It takes a little longer. Which is always weird. On off, on off. You would think if it grew, it'd get better. I know.

Generally, things start shrinking, and it's a problem. I know. That's why I got my knee, and I got that scope on my knee because I tore my meniscus. I said, how are you going to fix that? He said, well, I'm going to cut the tear out. I said, so you're going to make a bigger hole? Yeah. It's going to hurt more.

He said, no, it's rubbing together. That's why it's hurt. Yeah. He's a little ring. But it didn't make no sense. It's got a tear. So I'm going to make the tire beggar, and it's going to feel better. I don't get it.

I don't make sense. I didn't even know this podcast still going on. Who y'all been having on here? The children. I ain't been here too much. Mostly Jacob May, for the most part. We had some John Luke. We had some Will and.

Yeah, we've had all the kids post-Duck Dynasty. So it's been a collection of children's. We need to get to a world where you no longer have to have a federal duck stamp on you. Oh, wait. We're to that world. have to have it on you. But it can be digital. I remember my first time buying a duct stamp.

You had to go to the post office. You had to do a lot of things. And you had to sign it. You had to do all this. Now you don't have to do that. You can head over to duckstam.com and get the all new digital duct stamp. It adds to your wallet. So if you don't have service, it doesn't matter.

You can get right here on your phone. You go over to your wallet app. You go up to get past your cards and boom, there's your duct stamp. All you got to have, it's always there. No matter if you got service or not. Duckstamp. dot com check it out stay legal easier there's my 2020 duck stamp oh that was a year to remember they still uh you used out to ride across them pretty pictures yeah you ain't got to

i hated writing on them if you didn't sign it oh yeah you could still get a ticket which is ridiculous even though you had it on your person they thought you might be exchanging duck stamps while he wasn't looking yeah that way one duck staff for the whole body somebody really trying that hard to like get away with 25 dollars Have you ever met a redneck? Well, I mean, look, if I give my duck stamp to stone, then for him to go duck hunting, then I can't go duck hunting. I ain't doing that.

That's a good point. It's an excellent point. But now you just have it on your phone. Yeah, now you don't have to worry about it. It's that simple. Speaking of phones. Yeah, go ahead. I'm a little sad that Cy's not here, and I hope nobody shows them about, you know.

Oh, yeah. I don't know. You don't know? Have you been on your social? Surely you've been telling this by now. Every human being on earth. Oh, I've seen that picture. 100 times.

Oh, good, great. But that one's... Word that and come over. As always on side of this, I think we finally win. Win what? Well, I saw that picture. The fact that a black jaguar exists.

A couple months ago. Nobody has ever dead now. A couple months ago. Yeah, I saw it a couple months ago and said, Black Panther spotted in South Carolina. And I saw the same picture. Black Panther spotted in North Mississippi. Yeah.

Same picture. He's been in all 50 states. He's seen the deer in the back of the Dage bass boat. Oh, yes. There's Darbonne by. It's out of bass tournament up in, where's it? I thought this was a new one now. No.

It's Steve Rinella posted this one. No, it's not new. Yeah. It's, I don't know. The crazy ones are the ones that say he was seen in Arizona. There ain't that much water in the whole state of Arizona. Mm-mm. That's gallant.

And that one there... It's share. Like, what? That one there started... The first one, I will be honest, it was in Arkansas, and then an hour later, it clearly had met it to Mississippi in the same exact position. Now it's in Union Paris. That fuckers past.

I mean, look at it. I mean, that one's real. Also, what kind of mirrors are that on that rig? I think it's like a F-450. I'd see. I think it's some kind of box truck where Jaguars actually live. You know, it's kind of my thought. and it's a picture taken out of a window.

You just don't see many mirrors like that in the US of A. Oh, you think we're being lied to about the location. I think, well, you're being lied to about a lot. No. Other than it is a real black jaguar. That is, that is facts. Yeah, not a black panther. Not a panther.

Not a panther. A black jaguar. So, you know, but. Hey, them yellow eyes. Does that have, huh? William. See, he got blue eyes. He's not jaguar.

What? Do all Jaguars have yellow eyes? Oh, good, curry. Like that's a fair question to ask. I don't know. I got a question for you. Go ahead. Where do pirates get their hooks from?

Oh. Where do pirates get their hooks from? Where do pirates get their hooks from? They're going to hand stole. Oh, and you're going to be an awesome granddad, man. These jokes are. It ain't going to be long. We halfway there?

Halfway. We got, we made it to the half. halfway point with Johanna? Boy, she's... She's getting big. Well, yeah, there's two of them in there. Yeah, there's two of them. You can say that.

She can say that. She cooked me some beef tips other night. She's coming back from the camp. Yeah. And she had Roger, our dog, so we went by there to get him. She said, well, I got beef tips cooking. Boy, she can cook. There you go.

She's a good cook. She's a while in around there. I was thinking, good, great. Her old ankles are swole up, feet, swole up. That don't do nothing but get worse from this point forward. And she's at the halfway point? She's still getting sick. Really?

Well, there ain't much of Johanna is the problem. What is she five? Five? No, I don't think she's five. She might be five. See, that's a problem. She's only 4.10? I don't know.

You ain't taller than me. There ain't much of her. How tall are you? Five, seven. On a good day. That's because you. You don't wear shoes, though. You'd be 5-8 with some regulation.

If I wore a regulation shoes, that'd be taller. But I don't, I mean, I just, I don't wear flip-flops too much. Do you have no shoes on? You got an option. You got a good tan on your feet. That's because he goes fishing every single day. They don't stink. No, they don't stink, but I think they could use a smidge of lotion, my friend.

that they appear as though they're ashy. I've never had a friend putting it. Little ashes close to me. I mean, I'm not going to touch them to confirm that that's dry, but it sure looks bad. It looks. I think I got a little dehydrant. Yeah.

I need go to that nail place and let them gnaw. I will say your nails look fantastic. It's the skin is where the skin is where the issue is reside. You need a little lotion on it. It's a little flaky. How many pairs of socks do you own? Not many. Sox?

Yeah, this little cloth things you slip up. I got, well, I don't never wear them to hunting. That's when I got my boots on, you know. They're not meant. I probably got. He doesn't have a sock drawer. It's just about. It's dual purpose.

I have five sock drawers. The socks in my underwear. God, I love you, God. I got to admit. I got to admit. It's probably my fault, size sick. What did you do? I took him hunting.

down down the honey break y'all killed them though huh we killed a few not many they all left when we got they heard about sigh they heard sigh was coming oh yeah he's got out he's got them death rays coming off of him yeah they smelled him coming they avoid him like the plague but i ain't even man but uh oh old old jared he had his boys breasted blind but they breasted with that that golden uh what's it called martin golden rod golden rod golden rod yeah Yeah, that'll get you. Old Rod's a good one. It's a good fall bloomer.

Yeah. It tends to wreak havoc on people. Yeah. Like your allergies? Yes. We got that blind and I immediately went to sneeze it. It didn't stop the whole time. And I could tell Cy he was rubbing his eyes, you know.

You need to drink some honey, a little bit of honey in your coffee or something. There you go. What's that dude? Well, it helps with their allergy. That local honey now, you've got to get local honey. Well, we was down in Jonesville. Well, I'd say Louisiana's pretty That's like Paula, she couldn't go up there in Arkansas

Where we was hunting Every time she'd get up her, her nose just run And this man up there, he had some bees He said, put a little this in your coffee every morning He done it. No problem. That works? But they had over time.

Bees are getting stuff from around the area. That's right. It does work. But they had that blind set up where Saika, she was sitting down. They had everything catered for it. You know what he did? He stood up to hold. That boy, don't sit down.

He was sticking out like a turn to punch bowl. Uh-uh. He's invisible. That's what he says. He's got camo on. Daddy stood up all time. That's what he said. Oh, yeah.

Daddy stood up all time. As long as you got your hat pulled down and he don't move. Yeah. But he had a big time. Well, good. He can steal a shotgun with the best of them. It's October. Days are getting shorter.

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just like that. And if Si would, well, walk into the 21st century and even got to run into it maybe even crawl into it he could figure out how to do this it's pretty stinking simple it is it's a couple of clicks you pay for it all you get then it says hey would you like to add to your wallet you hit yes and the next thing you know you go to your smart wallet on your smartphone you click on it and your federal duct stamp is right there that's really smart whether you have service or not it is always right there doesn't matter if you're off the grid on the grid doesn't matter you have your federal duck stamp right there and you have your federal duck stamp

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That's duckstamp.com. Let's do it right this season. All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. and y'all know we love to eat beef around here and that's what because of our friends over at try

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Godwin got a full-time job now that he's returned. tired. You still catching them? Well, that's good. How many days did you work last two weeks? Just about every day. All of them. He knows because they always go to the honey hole.

Oh, I know. I'm a big gobwin guys.com supporter. Go check it out. It'll be awesome. I need to give you some of my cards. Hey, I will send you your way. He got a website. He's bona fide.

Oh, he's bona fide. Where were those people from last weekend? Virginia? They flew from Virginia just to go fishing with Gala. It's a 10th wedding anniversary. Pretty good job. I was a 10th wedding anniversary present.

And not to Miss Paula. Yeah. Just other people. Look, she brought a pole. I don't know what kind it was. It wasn't a B&M pole. It was about this long. Ice fishing pole.

That's what I said. That's one of them ice fishing pole. She said, well, I got to catch one with it. I said, all right, and I throwed it out there, handed it to her. You didn't miss anything, not till hunting. How did it feel without feel? Yeah, it don't feel right. I can tell you that.

It was like, you know, obviously something missing, but like there's a big, giant hole at the end of that blind that can't never be filled. So it was Oh yeah I felt that last year When I said get in field chair I was like

Uh huh That was the first Field season opener I missed in 30 years 30 years In a row Yeah It wasn't a terrible

But it's a season But there have been better ones Well you just go I mean Yeah you go Because you go You go because it's open That's what I did

But down there It feels You know they don't, he didn't, never hold them because they didn't want to wood ducks. They made a house and home if you put water on and everything. Well, old Burley came in. That was a good surprise. Yeah, I sang him in church.

He, uh, he took old Dinghouser and brushed all the blinds, which was a very nice surprise. Yes, sir. Dinghouser? Dinghouser is the new affectionate nickname that Burley gave old, old Cade. dinghouser so is that going to I see it Is that a hash up between a dingleberry I was like

I feel like I'm going to know who Dinghouser is but I need to know who it is I told Kate I said look I said I want you to go with Berley this week he's in town for the men's retreat I said he's on break you in on brushing blinds and whatnot he said okay so

after that first day of work old Burrell calls me he said yeah that old old dinghouser boy you got to talk real slow to him i'm like what i said who are you talking about he said that old boy that old boy you sitting out here he speaks that speaks that southern gibberish you know like that guy on that show banga nagga nagga nagga nagga nagga danga danga i said you're talking about boom hire yeah on the king of the hill he's an old boomhauer yeah i thought it was dinghouser well dinghous is better yeah i was way fair you got it can't count You got to make your own.

Burl been calling him Dinghouser for the last two weeks. It's been pretty funny. He'd been answering him too. Oh, yeah. What, are you not going to answer, Berley? Yeah, you're going to answer Burl. Yeah, he don't. His name ain't Burley because he's small.

Yeah. You just kind of smile and say yes, sir, to him. Oh, yeah. The fact that he hung Deanhouser, he made up a nickname and just threw it on him and he will never get away from it for the rest of his life. I do tell you this, though, the boy went out there and worked his tail off. Oh, I know O'Burrow put him through the ringer. I bet you he did.

Yeah. I'm not. I'm not going to question. And you'll be shocked at this. So, you know, the big rain came the day. I was in a rush to get all them food plots planted. So I needed help. Mainly people, somebody to carry around the fertilizer and seed for me while I did all the work.

So I got a group text. The group text is growing. The duck boys and the buck boys, you know, you got. It's growing? All the soy is growing. I added John Luke and Dinghouser and a couple of other ones. I'm not going to get past Dinghouser for a while. I'm going to laugh at that every time.

Dinghouser's a good one. Oh, yeah, there's about eight of them on the list. That's probably the best one. Yeah, in a minute. Burrell said Southern gibberish. Southern gibberish. Well, he is correct. Oh, he is.

He is very correct on that is what. John Luke's on the group. Oh, yeah. John Luke is. John Luke told me he won't start duck hunting this year, which I think is awesome. He also told me he's going to start training in jiu-jitsu with him. So that's going to be interested. Mm-hmm.

And smock boy, baby smock. Smokky McSmockerton? Yep. He's going to start next week. He's going to have his yee monogramed. What's wrong with John Luke? He don't think he's going to live very long. I know he's about to hit 30.

So is he having his midlife crisis early? I think so. I think so. He'll have him. I turn 40. He didn't do nothing to me. A convertible for a long. So anyway, I sent a message out to all the duck boys,

and I said, hey, I need some help. Got to get the seeding ground, get it fertilized, get it aired over. Who wants to help? Usually when I send out the message, it's like a day of silence. Crickets. Everybody waiting to see who the first one to respond. And I know because half the people on that list ain't got nothing to do. Text them, text them and say, who wants to go hunting in the morning?

Yeah. Well, that'd be different. Who wants to go duck hunting? Yeah. But no, this is, so but to my surprise, and I was pretty fired everybody. Christian and John Luke were the first two to get back. I'll be there. And they showed up.

And they showed up. Oh, good for them. Yep. And old, old Reeves, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he don't have a nickname yet. He needs one. He doesn't have, need one. He's got to look about him. It ain't going to beat Dinghouser.

No, it ain't going to beat Dinghouser. You ain't topping Dinghouser. You got to have somebody like Burley or Phil to hang a nickname that. Well, that's right. Yeah, Dinghouser, that's it. Burley's got that ability. Phil has that ability. Willie.

Willie's got it. Dinghous. But Willie's will be more insulting like butt cut. Well, that's right. Dinghousers. Muddy butt. That's funny because Burl called Jacob butt cut all morning in the duck blind. See?

So. But again, what are you going to say to it? No, you ain't going to say no. You say yes, sir. I mean, that's all you. So Burley can say the stuff that, you know, some of us maybe want to say. But yeah, Burley can, Burley can say it. There's two people so far that could say it down there.

It's Phil and Burley. Yeah. Phil because of respect. Burley because of terror. Yeah. See, but this is a lie. I just looked up Dane Jennings, who is Burley, on Oklahoma's roster from back in the 70s where he was a linebacker.

Yeah. It says 6-2-2-8. Well, then when did he hit his growth spurt? He's about 6-4. That's what I'm saying. I'm 6-2-206, and he's way bigger than me. Yeah. His hands wouldn't let him weigh 206.

Ain't no way, Burley. Unless Burley hit a growth spurt at 28, they were hedging the bets the wrong way back then. Now everybody goes the other way. Everybody that you see now says 6-2-206 is 5-11 and 195. Yeah. So maybe back then they were trying to shrink him, you know. he's a way bigger than that.

Could you imagine him running downhill at you? I'm getting mad at you. I've had it. I've had him pick me up and run me into the wall. But I'm talking about it when he was playing at the University of Oklahoma. I'm just saying, like, you're in trouble. He did me and he was 62. Yeah.

When he was 22 and nothing but gristle. His daddy did it to Bill Phillips. Yeah. Well, he probably deserved it. You know he did. There's a strong chance. Mass W.E. Earned it.

Got exactly what was coming for. No, Burroughs an impressive specimen. His age. He's one of the biggest people I think I know. He's a big one. Just by like sheer size. Mass, volume, yeah. Yeah, but doesn't look bad.

Like, he just come walking up. You're like, oh. Well, he told me the other day, he says, Stone, you don't know it, but you're my best friend now. Uh-oh. That's a lot of pressure. He said, I know you don't feel the same way. I said, well, how do you know that?

He said, I dated this girl one time. She didn't know I was dating her for about two months in. He knows. He knows. But he knew. She didn't know. She didn't know it. Oh, I know.

Oh, I love him. That's funny. He is a gym, man. He is. And he's so, but he's so soft-spoken, too. Mm-hmm. Like, when we've had him on here, he's just like, Like, yes.

Yeah, he don't say a lot. That's the kind that you really got to fear. Well, you got to poke him. You got to get him started. Yeah. I ain't poking him. Yeah. No, I just soon shake his hand and keep walking.

I don't even really like doing that because it hurts my hand. I made the mistake of wrestling with him one time. I didn't do it. No. No. That's leverage. He's so big. Oh, he's a big.

He had a good time. He broke them boys ain't good. We came home from the camp yesterday and pulled in this place and it had a basket robins. I looked at her. I said, let's get some ice cream. Yeah. He said, yeah, let's do it. I got me some ice cream.

I got one scoop. That's all I got. That hurt, didn't it? Boy, it was gone quick. It was good. It was good, boy. What flavor did you get? Let's just go all the way here.

Cookies and cream. Is there another one? There's plenty of them. Oh, I know. We got mint chocolate chip. Mint chocolate chip is good, too. Hold on. Are you blaspheming mint chocolate chip?

I just don't get the appeal. Like if it's not in a milkshake, I don't get the appeal. It's a shake I like it, but it's just a scoop of ice cream. There's at least a hundred-doubt flavors. There's at least a hundred, cookies and cream. I pretty much anything. Over mint chocolate. Chocolate chip.

Yeah, pecan proloins and cream. Like, there's so many that are... Mint chocolate chip is better than anything with nuts. Just go to the store and buy an Andes and eat it. Like, you just had mint chocolate chip ice cream without the experience. Like, you don't... Not cold. Do you have froze one of those, though?

What, a frozen Andes? Yeah, I mean, it's on the way to it. Where were those those... At Piccadilly. Yeah. You'd always get one for a dime when you left Piccadilly. Yeah. But I just...

No, I don't... Chinese restaurant, too, wouldn't you? It ain't... It ain't my thing. Mint chocolate chip. Brittany loves it. Oh, Edda loves it. Mint chocolate chip rules.

Yeah, I think it's a, it's way more skewed towards the females that like it than the males. I wonder why. I don't like it either. See? That's what. Well, ladies, I love it. For all the ladies out there listening. Well, that's what he's talking about.

It's skewed more. I said skewed more. I didn't say there's no man that like it. I just said it skewed more towards a female. Now, you took that as an insult. That's fine if you would like that. I don't like how you're personally attacking mint chocolate chip. and me and all the ladies that like them.

And you're catching a stray by your affinity towards mint chocolate. Literally my favorite. I'm like, give me that. Do you like pumpkin spice? No, no, pumpkins are gross. Pumpkins are for decoration. What's that for October, I guess, that pumpkin? Yeah, whenever they get close.

When did that become a thing? I don't know. Had to be from Canada. Yeah. How Beth? Canada's catching strays? Yeah, I don't get the pumpkin. Like everybody, like,

We got to have pumpkin bread. We got to have pumpkin coffee. We got to have. No. You know what? For pumpkin, that's like what you give dogs after they have surgery so that they have a bowel movement. You can check me on that.

That is legit. I know Beth's laughing. Pumpkin's spice. But that's the only time I've bought a pumpkin for eating was to feed my dog after she had ACL surgery to make sure that she can poop. That was the wildest sentence I've ever heard in my life. But I'm just saying, I bought a pumpkin after my dog had an ACL surgery like it's O'Dell Beckle. No, you buy it in the can. Can't pumpkins.

You get a can. You get a whole pumpkin in a can. I don't know, but it's some weird-looking little mash that Jude loved, and it wasn't long until she pooped. So it works very good as a laxative for dogs. Why did your dog have to poop over ACL surgery? Because they put her on all them pain meds. How did you know your dog tore their ACL? Well, when she can't stand on it.

Detone? Yeah. She was pretty obvious that she had a torn AC. Well, I didn't know it was a torn ACL. It was obvious there was a problem. And then upon X-ray, it was a torn ACL. ACL. And then so she went and had a fusion surgery done to put it all back together.

How far we've come? Yeah, it's great. Old Yeller would not have had a pumpkin. No. It would just send him. No, yeah. Old Yeller would have been referred to as tripod from there. Yeah.

You know. Like that dog in the neighborhood. I ain't seen that dog lately. Old tripod? Yeah, is that dog still around? No, he's dead. He's gone. He's down in the ground with dirt on his head.

He's kind of between me and stone and you'd see him every once while. I ain't seen him in a while. No, he's gone. Old tripod got snuffed out. Yeah, old tripod. He didn't get out of the way. We can get out of the way. Yeah.

He was fast for, you know. He'd be faster than I would be. Yeah, we had one. Paul's daddy had a lab that, uh, Somebody in the neighborhood shot him and his leg. I had to take his leg off. And he run around and no problem. Yeah.

Man, he got around pretty good. He'd run. The place I used to deer hunt, we had an old doe there that was a tripod. She was a three-legged doe and she made it. I guess she died of old age. It was like everybody's rule was like, no, nobody's shooting her. And she always had phones. Like she was a healthy looking deer.

She just didn't have a fourth leg. We didn't know whatever happened to it If somebody shot it And you know, whatever We never really knew She just showed up one day with tree legs Three-legged deer And had twin phones

I would not want to be a deer Yeah Especially around here Oh you imagine a summer Where you can't go inside Are you kidding me? And then it finally cools off And Cy Robertson's looking at you through a scope

And all you smell is cheap Saggerate smoke And there's just There's small whist going past you, 10 feet above you, three feet beneath you. Remember that? Pray, and you don't have a Gibson come by and get you in a ponch.

Then you got to survive that. It is crazy. What deer can tote. Yeah. Oh, they're tougher than I am. I had to lay down by now and said, see you. Just like I don't want old brother where art out. If you nick you a census man, I'm going to lay right there.

I ain't going far. I ain't. You nick me and let's get this over with, bro. Oh, my goodness. Oh. He's tough. Yeah, it's, they got a, they got a survival instinct in them. But ducks are too, man.

Them ducks are sleepy. I guess any animal really is. Yeah. Look at size kids. They're trying to live. I don't think they know heavens on others. They don't. That's a good point.

Yeah. They're not, I don't think that. They're just trying to survive. Just making it the only way they know how to. Yeah, you see them ducks, man. They're, they tough. All of them things are tough. Speaking of South of Idaho.

10. Uh-oh. What happened down there? That panther would probably have been there by now. Actually, what's funny is during this, I did have an email of it at a New Bayou in Louisiana. There we go. People, y'all can't. I'm trying to support this.

And like you send the same Panther from so many places. It's hard to stand on this. I love our fans, though, because they think they're the first person that sent us that. I know the first person that sent it to me. She's from Arkansas. Arkansas. And she thought it was in Arkansas. Is it a woman that makes us oatmeal cream pie?

Yeah. Oh, well, she gets down to the front of the line anyway. Me and her tight. Anyway, I have this sales rep, and he comes by, and he said, oh, he stopped at one of them gas stations along I-10. Beautiful. Love it. Greatest gas stations in the world. Yes.

And you know how you've always wanted, you know how everybody loves pork skins? Uh-huh. Chicken skin? Boom. He got them? Yeah, I've had them chicken. Brought me a half a pound of them. How good was that?

I don't know. You ain't ate them yet? I ate all of them. Oh. I spent a lot of money with that guy. I was like, hey, you know what? I don't even care what you're selling. You know, that I-10 theory travels west because I just got back from South Texas.

And when you stop at them gas stations down there for tacos, I mean, they're so good. I think there's something, the better, the closer you are to the equator, the better you cook. Have you seen Canada's food? Got her. I've never had a gas station putteen. Yeah. I will say that. I wouldn't.

I wouldn't even ask for one. Yeah. Well, I would, but then I'd be concerned what I'd actually get because it sounds not great, you know. What do people, I had gas station fried chicken for? lunch on Saturday. Did you? It was just looking at me, square in the eye,

that chicken thigh is like, I'm only going to do one because I'm a healthy person, Al. You ain't gonna believe this. Best gas station food around here is in Luna. VJs?

VJs? Oh, no, I've heard that. Oh, no, I've heard that. Oh, they got a pit out back now where they're smoking ribs. Wow. Bacon wrapped chicken stuff with cream cheese.

Oh, my goodness. And jalapeno pepper stuff with cream cheese wrapped in bacon. I went back here. I had to know. I said, I got to see the, I got to see the smoker. they took me back here.

I mean, it's a big old, I don't know by all. Did you clarify that by smoker, you meant cooker? Yeah. You go to VJs and say, I want to see the smoker. They're like, well, there's seven of them out front. Everybody's smoking back there. All kinds of smoking going on. But I went back here, and there was a big old-timey offset smoker.

They got Hickory Wood back to, they're doing it right, son. Because I could taste that hickory on them ribs, and I'm like, man, knew this in the oven. Was they tender? Huh? Was they tender? Yeah, they was tender. I remember when you cooked them ribs up there and feel,

and feel, take a bite. He said, too tender. Who tender? He said, nope, you missed it on that stone. I was like, well, what? He said, too tender. He went by and got some older, though. Oh, yeah, he did.

I brought Phil, some fan brought Phil a bunch of fresh shrimp from the Gulf one time, and I took him down there. He opened the ice shows. He goes, too big, and just walked out. I said, sir? Too big. I'll give him a microwave cookbook for Christmas one year's a joke as a prank present, you know. Yeah.

That's funny. Do gas stations up north cook or they just sell them like candies? Well, they do like, you know, you see all these people that love the Casey's gas station that say their pizza's good or something. Whoa. Casey's pizza's not bad. Yeah, but I mean, that's because you're considering where you are. Yeah, the worst pizza I ever had, still good pizza. Yeah, exactly.

Like, I mean, I'll eat every pizza I've ever had. I would eat again. I mean, if you put them up in a lineup, probably not. But, you know, pizza's good. Worst food I ever has in South Dakota. South Dakota. There was no seasoning on nothing. That sounds like Scotland, because that was the worst dining experience of my life.

I agree. Anytime John, Auburn leaves to go to Subway, we've reached the best thing I ever had over. Subway? We've reached a new box. Well, look, you ever been invited over to your friend's house for this new Scottish dish? I don't have any stuff. Yeah.

How many places? How many Scottish restaurants? I got like three total friends. They don't Scottish restaurants around here. That's why they drink all the time. You know what Scotland's got? Scotch. Oh, yeah, good good.

Because there ain't nothing else going on up there. A beer, dark beer. Totally just put the Scotch thing together. You got a Waffle House franchise over there. You would change the culture. It's my Waffle House. House waitresses' birthday tomorrow. I got to remember that.

Happy birthday. Amanda. Amanda. Happy birthday, Amanda. Look at life, man. Look, shining. We're going to morning. We're going to morning.

She told us it was her birthday, so we go every Tuesday. They make good, I'm a time. I finally am to the point. You got to ask for them. Where our drinks are waiting for us when they see us pull up. Me and the boys go every Tuesday. At Well Road? Uh-huh.

And the last time I walked in, she was like, our table was set, and I was like, I'm a regular again. I've reached that status. Did you go to Denny's? We don't go to Denny's. They always refused to go to Denny's. Is it good? Yes.

I like this. I ain't been over either. I need to go over. I somehow convinced my kids that Waffle House is the only breakfast food, which I agree with. But like now I'm like, hey, I want to try something else. I'm like, no. We have to. I'm like, okay.

But we got to go to Wobwiswip. Oh, Denny got a $20 omelet over it. $20 omelet. Dollar omelet. Got everything in it. I don't know, but I had no idea it was going to be $20. I never would have got it. Was it like, oh, was it like the places where you can just keep adding stuff and then it ran away?

Oh, build your own. That happened to. I did the ultimate omelet. I'm like, everything you got, put it on there. Oh, that does. And it turned out to be $22. But you were full. Oh, I was full.

It was good. I was about say. You didn't say nothing bad about it. No. Oh, it was real good, real good omit. And then Anna called me. I was on my way to work and she called me. She said, what did you spend $22 at Denny's office?

Every time I spend money, her phone, dings, you know. Yeah, that's a toughie. I'd get in trouble quick. I'd have to have that big Dave. What are you doing at Denny's? Who'd you buy his breakfast for? I said, me. You should have said Dingahouser.

Dinghouser. We split an omelet. It was 18. Eggs are expensive these things. Uh, man, dingh. I'm changing his name in my phone. D. D. H.

Yeah. Dinghous. I'm going to spell it phonetically just so it makes me laugh every time I see it. Denghouser. D-I-N-G-H-O-W-S-E. Well, is there still some tail around? Oh, yeah, there's two. Oh, no.

There's two. I say there's two. Me and Kate, uh, Denghizer, so driving by and literally 10 yards from the decoy spread, I look in there and, and, and, and, and, and, and, hey, said, hey one of them decards swimming around. I'm like, that's a real teal. What are them dequoise?

And there were two till just sitting there looking at us. And we're sitting in the four-witter. He's got some jive going. Loud music playing and the tiller just looking at us. We drove off. I knew you. They never moved. And he said, I thought I'm going to hunt this evening.

He said, man, old Wusufus Faye is going to hunt this evening. So they pull up there. They get out of the rig and sneak up on them. They still in the decoys, and they slip up there and jump them up and shoot them. There you go. That's being mad at them, son. I ain't that mad at them. I can't believe they stayed.

I can't either. I told him, I said, you shouldn't decide them. Let them breed. That's some good ducks, don't they? They stay there. But them blue wings, eh? They require some help. I think I'm going to try.

So I was in South Texas with my academy folks this week, and we had, a chef. Her name's Jess Prow. She's hardcore carnivore. If you're listening, you've ever seen any of her stuff, she makes seasonings and stuff. She's Australian that moved here.

Anyway, she's cool as crap. I got to be her sous chef, which was kind of a quasi-goal for me. I've always wanted to be a sous chef for a really good chef because I think it's fun. And we made Nashville hot dove sliders.

So she deboned a bunch of doves, and then we fried them. She said, do you know how to fry? I said, yes, ma'am. I can fry. Word from the side. Yeah, I can fry for you. And then she made like the hot chili oil, man,

and dumped them, dove, them fried doves off in that hot chili oil and put it on a little king, so why in deal with some pickles? Oh, that sounds incredible. And you want to talk about fine, man. Made you want to go through some more, didn't? Oh, I was mad that we had killed our daily limit already. I would have, you could have easily taught me back in and going

and doing it again just to have those again. That hard core carnivore is legit. Yeah, Jess says she's good people, man. And King's Hawaiian rolls, I could eat a whole bag of them just. Yeah, so take a fried dove and hot chili oil with a pickle and put on that and just get you a big bite of it. It was so good. But I never even thought about doing Nashville hot stuff with or game, period. I mean, I think you could do it on the blue wings and you wouldn't really know there must be.

You would be so distracted by the chili. oil that you like forget that it's made out of blue wing you know how did nashville claim that why they got that hot chicken restaurant i know but how did they claim that why not it's just weird Nashville hot i know if you go to nashville and you get the hot hot stuff you do not that is a unpleasant experience it gets too hot because then they went on the well ours is hotter than theirs yeah and then they went down a road where you don't come back from where it's like no i can't eat this it's it's not fun well what you eat that's all you taste you can't taste of food.

Yeah, that's, it's out. So this, whatever she did with her season and was like the perfect, it was hot for a minute

and then it was gone. It was good. It was fantastic. I'm gonna grill this evening now. What you grilling? We all got hungry fast. I got some pork chop. Big,

big pork chop. You got to brine them. You better brown them first. Oh, they're sitting in a bowl right now. Okay. They swimming right now, ain't they?

We got to grind them chops. They, they swim. We're eating out of a crock pot tonight, so I'll probably lose a little weight. Yeah. well brittany got bible study tonight so it's probably be cold mccane sausage for me oh that's better about time i get the boys in the bed we're still on that crock pot and now allison's working so we're

i'm committed to not complaining and so is she and then she finally made this chicken thing and i was like that was pretty good and she said what about another crockpot man and said you might as well run that chicken bag i just put it in tortilla and she said that was terrible i was like i didn't know you thought it was terrible too. I mean, it was decent, like it was edible. But I just,

we can't figure out. I got a whole box of crock pot card. Do you need it? No, we need a lot of help. We found the Pioneer Woman crock pot recipes.

We're trying one of them tonight, I think. Stick to that tortilla soup. Well, October's called croctober, you know, for all the crock pot folks. It's Croctober.

So that's when everybody posts all their, their recipe. Proctember. Yeah. Croctober. Having a wife back in the workforce and not being, the pioneer woman from one to four every day is, you know.

I'm losing weight. Actually, I'm gaining weight because now I'm just eating candy because I'm like, this dinner sucks. I used to come home to like a four-course meal of like homemade meatballs. Yep. But she working hard. And now she's influencing young minds. Yeah. Hey, I'm not complaining about that part. I'm happy for her. She's loving it. But yeah. Detention. Mm-hmm. We're trying to figure out the dinner because we were kind of eating like kings for the past. Well, I'm not going to say 15 years because she was terrible.

when we first got married. Yeah. But like... She found her stride. About nine years ago, she figured out how to cook. Mm-hmm. And, you know, now we're just don't have the time. Yeah.

Where'd it go? And so we're just trying these people are, oh, man, you're going to love this crock pot thing. And I'm like, you people eat this? People are mad when I say that. We went on vacation. That's what we do every morning. When we go out and do whatever we was doing, we went to Yellowstone. Yeah.

Them gals get in there and put something in the crock pot. be ready when we got back. Was it good? Yeah. We just ain't figured it. I think we got a crappy. Was it good or were you hungry? No, that's good.

Because they fried them right and done that and then put it all in there. Oh, yeah. They cried them and then put them in the slow cooker? We're just fast. Just browned them. Yeah. When I went to visit Kyle, buddy Kylie. Kylie's behind.

I said, what are we going to eat for dinner? How are we going to go out to a steakhouse? He said, oh, we'll just throw something in the slow. cooker. And I went, hmm. That's Minnesota nice for you. About Johnny D. That's probably what happened to my house.

I bought it from Kyle and he cursed it with Crockpot. This house is for Crockpot. Can I introduce you to an air friar? They got that fast one now. The fast pressure cooker. Is that what it is? I don't know what it is. I've seen it.

But you have to like, and if you're not careful, it will explode. You're talking about like instant pots? Yeah. Yeah. That's it. It'll blow up on me? I think so. We got a pioneer woman instapot.

I don't think I've ever used it because I'm like, I don't, what would you cook in here? I don't eat anything instantly that's not. That's what a microwave's for, isn't it? Well, an air fryer is pretty good at instant. It doesn't take long in there if you just are in a hurry. Neither does a hot cast iron skillet and a piece of beef, though. You know, it's really good, too. There's this place over Monroe that's got these frozen boudan egg rolls.

Wait, what? Yeah, I'm letting you in on us. I can't tell you. Why can't you? How am I going to go get it? It's called beef and barrel. They got, they got the back right corner. Budan, uh.

Budan egg rolls. You put them in air fire for 12 minutes at 400. They get them from Bestop, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boadan Kalachi. So good. Yeah, Kalachis are, it's just kind of be good, budan. That's the problem.

But the bestop ones is good. So this is a one with pepper jack cheese in it. They have him. Because that's the one I always opt for. Like when I'm at those gas stations. I get Budan egg rolls. Spicy. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, that's because his best stop boo-dame. Bestop's good. What was the name of that gas station? Biggin or the place where you get those. Beef and barrel. Beef and barrel. Thanks.

Boy, Hunter just got hungry. That Monroe. Hunter can almost see that place from his house, right? Like if there wasn't a bunch of trees there. Yeah, it's not far from here. Is it on 18th? Is that where that one is? Bring us some to them off.

It's in like the middle of the neighborhood. It's one of those weird Monroe places. I got you. Yeah. I'm so, why did we go down food every time? Every time. Because it's what brings everybody together. It brings.

It brings us to the table. Yeah. We're doing emails. Do you have a voicemail? Do we need? I was not. Do a voicemail, Hunter. Yeah.

Okay. All of our emails are Black Panther, Black Panther, Black Panther, Black Panther, Siding, Black Panthers. Scorpion, Scorpion, Black Panther. Ooh, dream interpretation. And why are ties in the NFL a thing? Why are... Why are ties in the NFL thing?

I just don't understand. understand. Are you doing emails or am I doing them? No, go ahead. Get us with a voicemail. Call us at 3182156559. Or email us at hello at duckcallroom.com. Gobwin, you're going to want to listen to this, so you're going to need those headphones. But on your ears, go.

Yeah. Or at least an ear. Beth is not doing American sign language. She's doing Canadian sign language, and he doesn't know that one. He's only knows ASL. Hi. I'm Rachel from Georgia. and I was wanting to know for everybody,

what is your favorite song right now? For me, it's that song by elevation rhythm, goodbye yesterday. Super catchy. What is happening? Oh, I thought, wow, I thought that was a hunter sound effect. That was just Stone's phone. Oh, Stone's ringed. That's dinghouser.

Dinghouser just called. What was the question? Favorite favorite song right now Her favorite song? Her favorite song Is Elevation Worship I know the one she's talking about

Elevation Rhythm By goodbye yesterday I think Or tomorrow I don't know what Do I need to replay it? Nah What's your favorite song, Martin?

Oh I might go back And listen to her favorite song Um What I'm trying to think I don't You don't have a favorite song

Right now I mean I just have songs I listen to. But I don't, well, I mean, the one that's probably the most listened to on my phone right now is still unashamed by Matthew West. Because every time we get in my truck, the boys say, play unashamed, Daddy, play unashamed. We have, and so you do that. Lottie's song is Lemonade.

A new song would be Cole Swindell just did one of called Make Heaven Crowded, which I thought was really cool. And I think it's only been out about two or three days now, which is a, it's an interesting take. It's kind of a country worship mashup almost. So it's an interesting tune. Country Western mashup. Yeah. Worship.

Not country Western. Oh, country worship. Those are very much just a genre. Yeah, country Western would not be a mashup. It's just kind of how they used to do it. Country and Western, but I don't know. That broken window serenade. I don't know what I'd.

I said going to Whiskey Myers. Whiskey Myers. I'm a big Whiskey Myers fan. Yeah. They're the news. Leonard Skinner. The new Leonard Skinner. Yeah.

Gobind? I ain't been listening to the much radio lately. He's still on Rush. I am, however, no idea who the person is playing the halftime show. Oh, me and some of my friends are on a group message. Yeah. And they were like, do we know? I thought it was a girl.

Turns out it's a guy that speaks Spanish. Yeah. That is playing the halftime show at the Super Bowl. Yeah. And he's named after a rabbit. Bad Bunny. What does that mean? Don't know.

We're getting too old. Yeah, we are. We're officially that age bracket. But I do listen to cool, cool new Christian rap music from Indy Tribe. They're awesome. Indy Tribe. No matter what, that's my favorite song right now.

Okay. Anything indie tribe. Yeah. There you go. It's a good jump rope in music. Okay. They say good things about Jesus and they talk fast, so jump rope faster.

If I ever get in the knee, to do that. I'm looking at. More of a slower down kind of fella. Slower down kind of. You got to have good workout music. Always said, you don't have to worry about me getting on uppers, buddy. Okay.

Yeah, that's probably true. But I missed it. I had something and it's gone. I don't know. How about a Bible version? Let's go home. What do you think? I need to start that grill.

Yeah. I am. I want Godwin to be able to eat. There's a bunch of deer in Louisiana, who's tonight is there next to last meal, and they don't even know it. Is it tomorrow a deer season? October 1st, two days away.

Oh, my. I've been trying to figure out why I've been selling so many hunting license today. Yeah, there it is. October 1, buddy. You know what October 3rd is, my birthday. Is it? You know how old on me? 50.

5-0. Edy. 50 years old. And you don't know who bad bunny is. And I have no idea. Nor do I want to know. But you do know who Danehouser is. I know Burley and.

dinghows. You know what? I'm going to say it right now. That is better company. Early and Dinghouser. I don't know you, Mr. Bunny, but I don't really feel like getting Hunter. You got any experience by a bad bunny? Yeah, actually. He was in Happy Gilmore too. And I saw a meme today saying that the only people who are going to complain about the halftime show that doesn't know who this guy is. It kind of looks like y'all. I thought that's kind of funny. I mean, I'm fine. Look. The only people that are going to complain are people that watch football.

Yeah, I think. I think the goal is to bring new people to the Super Bowl versus take care of the ones that are going to watch it regardless. So if that's your goal, go ahead. Fire away. And in the meantime, piss everybody off who's watching it. That didn't do me one way or the other. Now I just know I don't have to worry about that part of it.

Yeah, I'm just going to go take a dump and get a snack. What happened to Hank Williams Jr.? Everybody ready for some football. Yeah. What's wrong with that? That was a good song. A Monday night party. Yeah.

Carrie Underwood still looks good. Anyway, and anyone who does not take his cross and follow me is not worthy of me. Whoever finds his life will lose it, and whoever loses his life for my sake will find it. Matthew 10, 38, and 39. We're leaving me with that one, people. There you go. See y'all next time. I'm hungry.