Duck Call Room - This ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scene Still Gets Uncle Si Fired Up

Episode Date: October 24, 2024

Uncle Si can’t help but get riled up over one particular “Duck Dynasty” scene, and Martin confesses that one of his “pets” on the show is no longer his. John-David brings in Kyle Stevens of the Monroe Moccasins hockey team to talk about the weird traditions of Monroe hockey fans and what it’s like to get in a fist fight on ice. Godwin claims ice skating is easy, and with his background of unexpected talents, he might be right. Si hates the cold, as evidenced by the time he set his own jacket on fire one cold morning. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. Hunter, for some reason, I sound very weird in my ear. It's because you're wearing that shirt. Oh, my shirt is loud. It is loud. Turn it down, Tom. Turn it down. We're in spooky season.

You ain't loud. Huh? You're bright. You're bright. Martin is wearing a bright orange shirt. You're shining. You could deer hunt. With yellow skeleton fish.

You could deer hunt that shirt. And baits and pumpkins. Yeah. It ain't just any kind of fish and baits. It's skeleton fishing baits. That's what I'm talking about. Is it an honor of Halloween or the fact that Alabama got rolled tided by the Valls, baby? It was a good weekend in my house.

Rocky Topper around there. I put my hat just in celebration of you guys. I figured this show is going to air closer to Halloween, so I wanted to be kind of festive. So, yeah. You look like my neighbors. Y'all are. Is your name my neighbor's yard?

Ain't no grass on them. What's in your neighbor's yard? What ain't? Oh, they like that neighbor. Do you move next to Gimber? No. It is weird. We have a house or a couple in ours that like go all out for Halloween like people do for Christmas.

And they do the same for Christmas too. They never take this out of the yard. The big skeleton? Yeah. They got to you? I forget the name of it. Oh yeah, eight foot. Yeah, that's why you got to put it up on a step-up?

Yeah, they just put a different clothes on it for the different season. Oh, that's cool. But they got. They dress up a skeleton? I'm going to take a picture of that and send it to Hunter so he can put it up. Yeah. You know what? It's a yard.

I live in that neighborhood, but that yard's more famous than me. Everybody talks about it. I figured you'd seen it. Uh-uh. No, I ain't seen it. I got to drive by one every day, and the boys are fascinated. Like as soon as we get home, they want to walk down the driveway and go to the neighbor's yard. Got a big inflatable spider and they got.

Oh, yeah. But we call them friendly ghost and skeleton because I don't know when nightmare start, but I ain't trying to do that right now. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it happened at two or three or whatever, but as far as they're concerned, everything in that yard is friendly. I don't need y'all telling them no different.

You can take them to my mom's house where the Christmas tree is already up. What? Go Janice. Already? I feel, I'm a person who I don't like when people try and gate keep Christmas and when you can put the stuff up. But I feel like we've crossed the line. Before Halloween? That's too early.

21st. Yeah, that's after. Yeah, that's after Thanksgiving. After a little turn. That's when you go look for her. But is she one of those at like December 26? She takes it down? Oh, yeah, kind of.

Paul is. Yeah, I went over to the house last night and thought, you know, we're just going to have a normal dinner. and the Christmas tree and the stockings and... Oh, everything. No, it's done. Full blast. We're ready. Yeah, full blast.

We are ready for Santa Claus at that house. Well, I mean, ain't no different. Hobby Lobby's been like that for six months now. They're already on the Easter, so... It's June hits. Those ornaments are 50% off. I got a bone to pick with Hobby Lobby. Oh, well, I'm here to hear it.

I went in Hobby Lobby. Paula was going in there. I was about to ask. My next question was going to be, why? Well, I just followed her. I said, oh, I need some numbers for my boat. Okay. So I went to look for numbers, and I found some numbers in there, but they were all sparkly and glittery.

Oh, that fits you. And I, well, then I asked a lady that worked there, I said, do y'all have any just playing numbers that's just playing? She said, oh, that's in the hobby section. So you were in the lobby section? That whole lobby is about hot. I was in hobby lobby. The whole thing is a hobby, right? It's Hobby Lobby.

I know. The store is Hobby Lobby. That's right. That's in the hobby section. Oh, you want the plane. I said, oh. I didn't know there was a difference. That's it.

Back left, right? I don't forget where it was, but it was. That's very confusing, though. Back left, right? Oh, yeah, back left, Rex. I'm sorry. Hobby Lobby is a weird place. I'm going to stay out of there.

I'm going to go over and ask him, hey, what you got in the hobby section? Pretty much anything. I know what you got in the lobby. Yeah, but what's in the hobby? Yeah, why about a telescope one time? That hobby lobby lobby? A telescope? Was it by the checkout?

Stargazing is a hobby. Stargazing? Was it in the hobby thing? Well, so is fishing, but they don't sell fishing bait. Don't give them any ideas. Oh, yeah, good call. Everything will be half off there and nobody would know what's happening. Fission's not a hobby as far as they're concerned.

The way of life, right? Yeah. Anyway. Interesting. It's a sports for a paradise. It's a sport. It was a good week. Yeah, I have fun.

Your son was very entertaining at church, by the way. Oh, gosh. Praise God for Carter Owen. He's getting louder. He is. He's getting more bold. He was on one podcast and now he's speaking out in front of everybody. It was fan-tastic.

He hollered back at the preacher, sir. He did. He did. He was getting involved. Yeah, he was getting involved. Did he back? Oh, no. The preachers said it's not about how many likes you get on Facebook or Instagram

and Carter went, or TikTok. Yeah. I said, quiet down. You forgot TikTok, buddy. Quiet down. What about it? Keep it straight, boys. I was sitting right behind him and I started dying laughing.

Oh, my good. Yeah, he's excited for the episode to air. He's very. I did. He said, I got to have a party. He said the next one I'm on, I was like,

there you go. We're already thinking about future. Maybe when I'm out of school next. We'll be ready next time, boys. You'll have to make a pizza. Oh, we're going to. Well, hold on now. Can we all come?

If it's pizza night, can we all be there for it? We still ain't got a pizza up here. I know. I need to make a pizza. It was fall break. I didn't, I mean, we've been carving pumpkins and and doing all sorts of things.

Oh, we've been. Watching football. We did one other things. He's giving you a bunch of excuses, Guywin. He's what he's doing. That's what he's doing. Well, I haven't been home at night. Where are you going to get us a pizza, dummy?

You got, your grip has not slacked up. Hey, you're talking about three guys that while they were in Wisconsin, ate gas station pizza. That's what we, we love. loved it. We bought the pizza from the gas station, then took it back and cooked. It was good.

That sounds good to me. All pizza's good pizza. Oh, it wasn't bad. But no, my weekends have now been consumed by what is happening in my ride. You're making excuses, J.D.

I'm not making excuses. Yes, you are. But I'm here to tell you, yeah, hey, I want you to, I want to hear, all I want to hear from you is what night show up for pizza.

I will talk to my wife. Actually, you know what? Is she making it? She makes the dough. They're a very good team. It's a team effort. I got you. Well, that's very nice.

Jay did he can't do it by himself. It's a team effort. That's true. I wouldn't know. How's that? I mean, oh, I know what it is. She's the planner. She's the planner.

She's the planner. She's very organized. That's why she hates this show. That's why she was just, she loves Sadie's. Hey, that's why she was just like a deer in the headlights when she was at this podcast. Hey, look, look, so she's, was just on Sadie's podcast with Brittany. Totally different human being.

Yeah. She was all comfortable. Oh, I knew it. And they took a few shots at us, by the way. That's fine. Oh, that's fine. Sadie called her studio more aesthetically pleasing. Statically pleased.

I don't see any huge deer with hats on. Well, number one, you would have to actually, uh, uh, what am I looking for? Translate that, that statement. More visually appealing to the eyes. It's cuter. That's cuter. Hey, this room looks a lot better. Because they knew that if they said that,

they could make fun of us and we really wouldn't say anything. We're like, what'd they mean? I'm coming back. They don't know. We got black pants. We're using them big words. I will give them this.

We have sign a giraffe. Since both of them are in the office, which I work, there's absolutely smells better than it. They have pandals. They have handles. They have, they have, like little melties. We have mil do. We have lights from Hobby Lobby that are like Chinese

lanterns or something. They got real lights. Another than that, you see a lot of beautiful stuff in their, in their room. Okay. So what I did this weekend before. I'm talking about to girls. Why do you think their podcast is so popular? Jesus? Yeah, I'm going to go with Jesus considering that. And two or three, four, five, six, eight, looking good. looking women. But it's all women that watch it. Well, hey, I know. We got the crazy dudes.

And I wish them well. Don't you know women dress? I'm like Baby King. The only thing I can do, you already done it. But I wish you well. Okay. There you go. I don't even know what that means.

But hockey's back. I haven't even got to take chance to say. I've been going to minor league hockey games and they're awesome and they're in Monroe and the moccasins are back, baby. Well, you know what I say about that? Yes. I'm glad you're so happy, son. It was a good time. There it is.

And go for it. The Johnny D was texting me about football while he was at a hockey game. Yeah. And it's football season, so no offense to our local hockey team. But on Saturdays, I'm pretty booked up. Yeah, and they're still pulling a good crowd. So as soon as the football's over. Well, ULM was off this weekend.

Me and you were going. The local sports enthusiasts probably bailed on ULM. Because ULM is actually good. I can hear. It's a great time to be from me from. They actually what? They're five and one, I believe. Yeah, that's what I thought.

They're having a good year. We got a college football team on fire. We got the moccasins back and we're throwing snakes on the ice. I'm going. And in other news, we have a Munro Moxon in the studio. We have one of the first players who's been shown on this podcast before. Yeah. So I'm going to step out and let Kyle have my seat so that y'all can get to know more

about minor league. Is that the right term? Professional hockey, but it's professional. Fighting on ice. Fighting on ice. Highting goals. Fighting on ice. You'd probably get way more attendance if you just called it

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You were like the first player they announced. Yeah, I was one of the first signing. I was so excited that the moccasins were back and I was telling everybody in here it, like happened while we were recording. And then I said, and look at this character here. Where are you from, Kyle? Boston, Massachusetts. Boston.

Boston. He's a Boston. Boston. I don't know how all of our help in Canada and New England. I know about Boston. Oh, yeah. I was stationed at Fort Devons for a while. Okay, cool. And so you're one of the first players.

And you, I mean, to say it nicely, you look like a hockey player. I appreciate it. Oh, if you ain't any Mississippi, you don't play hockey. Exactly. That's a compliment for me, you know. Hey, that's a badge of honor, son. What happened there? So how do you end up and lose in?

And he was a little faster with his stick. And he knocked my teeth out. That happened. So, there you go. How, you've been around Monroe for three weeks. Yep,

just about, yep. We've won a game now as of yesterday. Yep, whoop. It's starting to get rolling. We went down to Baton Rouge and whoops some people. And Saturday night, you got in a fist fight. Yep. You did?

Why are you smiling? That's what you did. I'm a smiler. I like that. have fun. I laugh. Bye. Nobody goes to watch the hockey plan.

I go to watch the hockey plan. Somebody gets mad and smacked somebody. There's a lot going on, so you get to stay entertained, you know, whether it's fighting or up and down the ice. There's a lot of body checking, so it kind of keeps you entertained the whole way through. We're supposed to see, you know, you got to check each other out. I just have a question about, like, because you went to the ice way laying on the guy, right?

Yeah. Yeah. And so, like, are y'all friends? afterwards or like next time you play that guy are y'all going to be looking at each other and i guess you kind of just take it day by day but overall after we fought it was uh we both kind of were like hey good fight man you know good fight man if anybody ever hits me in the face there's not going to be any camarader i'm not i'm not talking about i can't play these sports you can't usually you don't want to swing when you're down on the ice but he kind of swung while i was going

down which is against the code you knocked me out we kind of when does the rift stepping usually pretty quickly I guess but uh sometimes you know it takes them a little bit longer like when that when that was all kind of going down the guy was kind of you know getting on top of me and he's I looked him up after he's like six five two 30 I'm five nine on my best day so I was like you know I'm kind of looking around like oh when's the ref coming you know and then uh go on that point his gloves were off so it was kind of you know turtle and for lack of a better term you know it looked like a wuss so I you know got to stick up for my teammates my guys and myself so Oh, you call Moxton, but hey, maybe you should rename it.

Crawfisher's. Now, that's the Shreeport team. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I think the Shreeport team's the mudbugs. Mudbuck. We're the moccasins. Now, you do, there's a hundred and hundreds of rubber snakes in the crowd if you want to go to a game.

No, no. It's rough. They're all rubber. They would be, hey, there wouldn't be a fight. There would be a death. But look, when they score. He don't like the snake. Oh, no, no, no, no.

He ain't even going rubber snakes. Well, I know why. Yeah, I'm glad that didn't even ever catch my eyes. What, the rubber snakes? Yeah. My kids all got like 50 rubber snakes at home waiting to throw. Better keep your kids at home then. I think after the first game with all the throwing of the snakes,

they started making it so now it's only after the first school. Yeah, we got in trouble. The city of Monroe did not know the rules. They had to dial us back. Here's what you're fooling with here. You're fooling with a human being. from Monroe Louisiana. And they're all crazy anyway.

So one of them is going to finally say, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a real monster gun in there and throw it when I throw the rubber snakes. I'm going to throw a real one. That'd be wild. I mean, Martin might do it. I'm not touching real snakes.

Y'all better have to chat out of this or some idiot's going to do it. I'm telling you. You can't take the rubber snakes away. That's one of the best ones. What you mean? It's fun. No, are they.

You're a lost to my man. Deathly afraid of snakes, Kyle, if you haven't caught on. Snakes aren't for me either. I'm in a city where they're maybe a garden snake and I'm even slowly. How many games is it? We play about 60 games. I think it's this year. I think it's 58 games.

I got tickets like 30 of them, Godwin. What was it? I'm sorry. How many is at home? 28 of them. Got one, we got to go. I'm going. It's fun.

If I went to your doctor, and he showed me your medical chart. The HIPAA certification. I mean, we got to go through physicals at the beginning of every year, and you know, you kind of give it like the,

nothing's happened before. It's just so the record's clean and then, you know, you go into it with a good thing. No, all right, I've started out this season. Yeah,

no broke bones. No broke bones yet, but hey, I expect. What's your worst? In the future, I expect you maybe have. Yeah.

My worst injury personally or, like, one that, like, I've witnessed. I don't want to hear the one you witnessed that sounded scary because you're missing a tooth is that the did a puck do that or did a fist no it was a stick i uh i was in the corner i was in the corner battling with this guy and a stick came over hit me in the mouth this tooth was in half this tooth uh honestly didn't look like it was hurt and then one of the other guys were like oh that one's coming out for sure oh yeah

they couldn't save it i hope you have a mouth guard in no i don't wear a mouth guard i can't talk as much crap if I have them all throughout in. He's tough. Hey, you gotta be up tough. Them cold winners. Them cold winters got people different from up above. Oh, yeah. And then they bring them down here so we can be like, yeah, get them.

I ain't wearing a helmet. Why wear a helmet? Oh, that's awesome. Well, um. Good, not. Are you liking Monroe so far? Oh, I love it. I, uh, I played down in Bander Rouge for a little bit last year.

Okay. For about, uh, maybe two months. And I knew immediately when the summer came back around that I wanted to go back down south. Okay. It's real cool down here. You know, the southern hospitality is real. Yeah.

What was it? I'm sorry. How old? I'm 29. When did you start playing hockey? I started, I was probably about three, four years old when I started skiing and then five when I got into house leagues and everything like that and started playing. People are like, he's like Olympic players.

Well, they got snowing ice up there. We don't. Yeah. We don't have much here. I know they do. Not a lot of ice going on here. I haven't found nothing. I'm going to put that much time in.

I think that's why they have the rink so cold. I guess that when you're freezing. It's because it's so warm outside that they got to make sure that the inside and the chillers and all that stuff stay cool. It is freezing. And next game I go to, I'm pulling out a whole different section of my wardrobe. That's the only thing I got. We got to figure this out. It feels kind of warm during the games.

If you go out ice and green on, you got to have a cold. It's pretty chill. That's true. All right, Kyle, I got one more question for you. Oh, no. So after the games, they come out. They threw some t-shirts out. But then there was a small contingent that got down and prayed.

And that's you right there, huh? Yes. Are you team chaplain? No. Team chaplain, we actually, I think we do have a, we do Bible studies on Tuesdays. Okay, cool. But number four right there, Bryce French, he kind of leads us in it. We do it after every game.

That's cool. I just did, you know, every once while you see something like that that catches your eyes, guys praying after, you know, punching people. That's awesome. and I'm like, that's really cool. Hey, look, that's what you always do if you have some fun. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, they just gave them the right hand of fellowship, that's all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Guys from other teams, well, you know, they're skating by, no matter how big the battle was, they're, hey, you mind if we pray with you next time or anything like that. So it's pretty cool.

That's pretty good. Yeah. Well, I noticed that and definitely wanted to ask you about that because we tend to, our podcast is on the lighter side, but we like to steer people towards Jesus every chance we get. So that's awesome that you guys do that for sure. So when's the next game? I took a Canadian.

She was excited. She's from Edmonton. Beth. And I said, Beth, you got to come with us. That's awesome. So you can experience Munro hockey.

Yeah. A little different, according to her, than Edmonton hockey. But I like it. Gets the job done. It gets the job done. But I think this weekend we're off and then we're back home the following weekend.

So about two weeks off or a weekend off and then we're back playing in two weeks. I'm going to be home this week. In the meantime. Yep, we'll be probably practicing up until Saturday-ish. Oh, what was the score on who y'all beat? Yesterday, you all wanted a shootout. Yes. And I do have to say, the refs were garbage one night when I went,

and I'm just getting that out of the way. I know you probably can't say that, but I'll say it for you. We won that game, and they took it from us. And I'm not positive because I don't know the rules of hockey. Me either. So it might have been a good call, but I'm against it. Uh, they never make any good calls, but, you know, they're trying their best out there. It's not easy to rap either, but there are definitely some things that could change.

I could not referee a hockey game because the only rule I know is icing. Well, where would they get referees around here for hockey? They fly them in and stuff, and they bring them from, uh... From Massachusetts. Yeah, Austin. They got a bunch of farm. Kind of from all over if you know, you're in the U.S. I guess so.

But, I said we got a bunch of porters. There was one year we had refs just kind of coming in from all over the referees. You got to fly into referees. It's a debacle sometimes. You need to talk to the coach. We need to get some referees of our own. I don't think you can have your own referees.

Unless you live in a whole country. Money talks, baby. That defeats the purpose. You got to live up north, huh? Okay. I think we play teams up north. So, yeah. Good luck when you're fighting their own referees.

I got a conspiracy theory. Uh-oh. He does. I hate all referees. The referees. Well, Kyle. They all come from the north. I don't trust them.

I trust Kyle. Kyle, it was great having you. Go Mockasins. If you're ever in Monroe, Louisiana, people are always asking us, what is there to do? Now we guys are to answer. So how long does the season?

Go see a hockey game. How long does it last? When's it over? April. The season itself for like the game. The game's probably about, it's a 60-minute game with the season. Oh, we probably go until

April, I think. Yeah, late April, beginning of May. So anytime you're in Monroe, go check out the moccasins. It is a absolute blast. Goblins are committed. Hey, bring you up. I'm going.

Oh, sack full of rubber snakes. And we're going to try and get Cy to show up and he can get over the fake snakes. He said he ain't doing it. I ain't going anywhere. We'll get you there. Now. That was Kyle.

Man, what a lot. I got, I got, next time. You're way bigger than him. Yeah, but next time. Would you fight him? No. God, no. No.

No, if you're a hockey player, you've got that crazy button that I don't have. So, like, I mean, he wants to square up with some shoulder pads and thigh pads and a helmet on. Let's, I want, next time Kyle's on, I've got some. He knocked the breath out of him. Well, I got some questions for him next time he's on. I heard him say one thing that I found troubling. What's that? He said, that guy took his gloves off, so I took mine.

Why do you take pads off? Yeah, leave that mess on. Because he don't hit somebody, you want to hit him with your knuckles. No, you want that protection. Glove be too soft. What all you got? Yeah, but then my hand don't hurt. Boxing gloves?

I got to be honest, it was so cold in there. My hands hurt anyway. I couldn't feel them. I felt like I was duck hunting for six hours. I was like, it's time to get some, I'm bringing hot hands next time in my pocket. Hey, take your buddy heater, will you? No, it's going to melt the ice.

They'd let that in. This is the same problem you got with ice fishing. Yeah, I ain't doing that. See? That boy's getting them huts and turn the heat on. Don't they know. They wear thermal clothes. Oh, the players?

The hockey players. No, they're doing stuff. They're doing stuff. I just was underprepared. I was like, I'm going to a hockey game. It'll be like a basketball game. That's not the case. There's ice in there.

So you got to throw a hoodie on. Well, they got to keep it cold because we are in Louisiana. That's that. It's not usual. And you're not in ice. Why do they make ice every week? They don't remove it. It just stays there?

Yeah. We can go ice skate. right now. I don't know that they'd have our size. No, I'm not going ice skating. We should go ice skating together. Yeah, let's do it. I'll go. I feel like... I got ankles like fine china. We'll wrap them babies up.

I fixed that. I will fix that. I'll go too, but they're going to have to wrap my ankle. Oh, I swore the next time I'm in the ER is for one of my children, not for myself. I'll do it. I'll go a duck call room ice skating race. That's right. I win. No chance. Oh. Oh, he said that.

Why are you looking at me like that? Hey, he said that was a sorry. You just ain't the horse I'd bet on. I mean, I'm not betting on myself. I'm not looking at you like, oh, because I'll smoke you. Oh, I like to go fast. I know you like to go fast, but you got to be upright. That's a flying flea there.

Hey, I stayed at the skating rink. Uh-oh. You don't forget it. Uh-oh. Riding a bicycle. But them skates is like as wide as that. Yeah. Oh, it's way easier than roller skate.

What? Ice skating way easy How much have you ice skating Pretty good bit You might not want to bet on You might want to bet on him Wait a minute I was actually like

Throw my money on Philip McMillan Because why for some reason Would Philip have done this before? Hold on you know what I'm saying Now if you bet it on Godwinner Stone Okay No ice skating is one of those weird things Like I'm sure Philip has done the limbo

Ice skates That's what I'm getting here See hold on Hold on I have Philip has done dance moves on ice skate. That's what I'm getting at.

You can bet you better. You used to have to go to Shreport to do it though. And see, here's my limited... Wait, but you said it was easier. It is. Wait a minute. Skates have four wheels. Yeah.

Hey, you're on ice... Ballburn. You're on the butcher knife. Yeah, you can go faster. Easier. Really? Yeah. Like a young Apollo Antoine?

What? Because my only experience with any of this was like back during the height of the show, I think I went yeah you were with me remember we went to like wheeling West Virginia or something for a hockey game yeah there was like Duck Dynasty Night and we had to drop the puck I stepped off of that rug that they had out there on that to drop that puck and busted my

in front of the whole crowd right when I was going to the exit I busted my butt did they cheer I was there too and of course I owned it I got up like this you know I was like, I mean, what are you going to do? You're going to run off embarrassed or you're just like, crushed elbows? Yeah, it hurt, buddy.

I mean, that ice is hard. That's not guilt. So Kyle. How a lot of give in ice. My man Kyle over there, that's why I couldn't believe he was like, we were on the ice. I took my gloves off. Yeah, it's type of pads off. I just don't, I don't.

Well, he wants to draw blood. That's what he wants. Does that mean it's over? You got to make it count. Like, as soon as you start bleeding as a fight over or something? There was a lot of. blood one night when I was there. Some dude from Sweden, whose name

I can't pronounce. His last name is Many guns. Many guns. No, he made that up. I don't know. That's what's on the back of his jersey. Any guns? He whooped some dude.

Absolutely whooped him. Blood everywhere. Who did he beat? Few guns? Or a lot of knives. Some guy that plays in Georgia, he went home with a souvenir of a black eye and a busted lip.

Really? Yeah, my preacher came up to me yesterday. You know, Ryan, he said, bro, that's a boy violent, man. Of course. He said they were really hitting each other. That's the one Carter called out for TikTok, by the way. That's interesting, though.

I do, you know, those, that's why I like college football so much, rather than NFL, because those leagues under the top league, are the ones where the boys are really playing it for the love of the game. Oh, yeah. Like, that's, that's what I love. You got to love something to, like, pick up from Sweden. Yeah. And come to Monroe to play it.

Yeah. Like, you're in. Yeah, you end up down here and you're like, boy, I mean, I guess it's better in Russia. But, you know. Yeah. Hey. You know, but, I mean, all things considered, you know, well, you do have freedom. them and I guess I want to take some of these boys duck hunting or something yeah

hey whenever it is up we have them out there yeah they can get the cripples yeah yeah they just bring their skates and take off yeah one day it'll be iced up yeah yeah go that way hockey players retrieving ducks oh now yeah course our eyes don't get that big though it did last year yeah it was hard all the way through last year not any eyes I won't be there no size out on that I'm out well you got You're out on a lot of things. I'm out on ice. Well, you said, I couldn't believe you were actually thinking he would go.

You said two things while ago that he absolutely hates. Rubber snakes and ice? And cold. The man ain't going to be cold. He set himself on fire one time just to get warm. Yeah, I saw that. I was there for that. Whole jacket went up in flames.

Hadn Stone's jacket. Yeah. His jacket went up in flames. His jacket went up in flames and the shells he had in his pocket dropped in a heater. We was all scrambling, buddy. Oh, we were stuck. All it's going to do is... Yeah, but I mean, you're in a duck boy.

Yeah, but the idea of... Somebody dropped shells in y'all in the movies. It shows it, pow-wow, pow-wow. Yeah, no, that don't happen. No, it just makes a loud boom. It don't really do nothing, though. Allegedly. Well, but, I mean, still, I was sitting right beside him when it happens.

I'm over there like, uh-uh, this ain't it, boys. And luckily, you're the size that can move through a duck blind swiftly. Well, yeah. Everybody else is using me as a shield. I knew I was getting a little too warm. Yeah. You were on fire. That rain jacket went up.

Ah, yeah. That was quick. Yeah, yeah. Bad, bad deal. Yeah. I was lucky I didn't get burnt. Yeah. You are that.

Because that stuff is plastic and it was belting. Yeah. Yeah, that was wild. If plastic gets on you, it's like oil. But I do. I got an appreciation for the lower level leagues of professional sports. They play the hardest, yeah. I've been to two games.

My sister's been to the other two games that were at home. I watched the one in Baton Rouge. It is a blast. You watch, so you can live stream this stuff? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Back in the day, that's what's funny. When you were in fourth grade, the moccasins went on the road.

You had to, like, read about it in the newspaper. Yeah. Now it's like, I'll just flip over to YouTube and watch the whole game. Paul made a big boom as we. Legger there. Hi, yeah. In the gilly suit. We're not, yeah.

That's our 30th, 35th, that's what you get for your 35th wedding anniversary. Matching gilly suits. Yeah. Not matching leprechaun tattoos. She said they're not going to see us now. Gilly suits. She was correct. So she wears leaves and covers it in orange.

Yeah, well, it must. Oh, yeah, gunsets. You got to, yeah. Well, she had her bow with her and another deer coming there. And there was a few deer out there, and she was getting up, And what we didn't know was a deer was behind us. And it run everything off. Oh, no.

So she said, give me that muzzleloader. That's a regulation 11 pointer. Is it? Oh, no, yeah, that's a good one. I didn't know. I thought it was 10. One, two, three, four, five. Yeah.

Oh, no, that's 10. Yeah. It looks like a nub, but that's that gilly seat lease. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I love it. Good for Paul. We've made up.

That is all. I can go back to my deer hunting now. You can go. Godwin's up, boys. He's out of the penalty box. I'm out of the penalty box. Look you there. He's out of the penalty box.

It took a year. He's been put there for icy. I don't even know. You don't get it in the box. What would you call that? You had to hurt somebody to get in the box. Oh, I heard her. She told me she was.

Slashing. That's another one, right? You would have been five minutes for unsportsman-like conduct. There we go. That's a football term. I don't know. 365 days. Yeah.

Gobbin was almost a calendar year, but he got out just a little early. That's a stud. That's a good one. Good job, Paul. We're going to have her own here, tell her story of it. How many deer she killed now? Oh, I don't know. 10, 12.

She a buck deer's worst nightmare. Yeah. Ain't much on them doe deer, but she a buck deer's worst nightmare. Well, it depends on how much is in the freeze how hungry she is i'd tell her now just looking that's a good shot too i see that hole up there yeah that's a good one i need to kill it that one didn't that one didn't tote it very well i'm happy for you got one now yeah i can take my bow and my gun yeah yeah you ain't just it ain't a spectator sport anymore there you go back in the game back in tag him in boys he's back yeah

side what'd you do rest yep i watched he needed to after that trip week to hey i'll just I'll break. Yeah, finally. I finally had a weekend home. You've been running and gunning, my man. I have been. Yeah, for his age especially. Well, for my age, too.

Yeah, we've all been gone. It's kind of the last little gasp of big events for the fall and all that kind of stuff. I got one left. Next week? Kentucky. Yeah, you're in Kentucky. So that'd be fun, though. Those are people.

Well, don't know. Them Kentuckians is our people. Yeah. I married one. He liked it so much. He said, go and settle down with it i took one home with me there you go for forever yeah for forever buddy forever in a day it's wow that's awesome man yeah it's the best time of year it really is yeah

fall is great it can't be big weather has been fantastic for louisiana i don't know thank you jesus i mean that's all i know to say like we're actually having a fall it is i've had s'm sorry oh that was one of the things up there in Wisconsin. The leaves on the trees up there. Beautiful. Yeah. Out of this world. Yeah.

They were. They really was. Yeah. We don't have them color. We was up there and had the first frost. And look, that big red tree out there with all the red leaves on it, this suckers come off of it. They did.

When the frost hit, boom, they gone. Maple tree. Maple tree said, no, I'm going to get naked now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's time me to lose them, boys. It is fun. It's the best.

It is the greatest time of year. No doubt about it. We've seen all kind of game up there. John seen a giant butt. Who. Yeah. I try to go around a club of Sand Hill crane. Yep.

Sand Hill cranes. I can't believe they can't shoot them up there. Battleground state, man. Too many Harris Walsfoot people up there, man. A lot of ducks and a lot of geese. Okay. And a lot of quays. born.

Yeah. And a few pheasants. Yep. And a few fevers. Not as many as there once was. Yeah. They got hammered pretty big. Not as many as there once was.

Ah, Lord, have mercy. Well, you want to get in them email? Are we got voicemails today? Hunter told me he has a parapherla of fantastic voicemails. Define that. Parallel or fantastic. I can't even say it again. Brown Rucker tried to say the word plethora and said paraphala, so we're sticking with it.

Yeah, I got you. All right, Hunter. Now we're putting Hunter on the test of what he deems fantastic. So this ought to be good. Let's see. Ready, go. Hey, Uncle Sight, it's Michael. I'm a huge friend of the podcast.

My question is, if you got to hunt with any famous celebrity or famous veteran, out the turn it actor or actress. Who would it be? Peace, guys. Love the podcast. Thanks, Michael. I want to do a new game where we guess where people are from before they say it. What do you think I'm going to say?

I know. I know. Michael from Chicago. He's going to say Jesus. No. Samson. I was going to say his daddy. Nope.

Oh. John. They said if I'm, or maybe I'm here and say, I thought he said woman. Oh. He said celebrity. Celebrity woman. Oh, no, you said, well, I mean, he did, but I just figured you were going to go with like your dad or something. Oh, okay.

He said celebrity. No, no, I'll give you a hint. When I was out with my band, I always wanted to meet someone. Riba McIntoshy. Dolly pardon. No, he met Riba. I met Riva. That's what Paul said when we was in Nashville.

Probably good. When you was admiring. Who was that? She was admiring her hands? She's talented. Who, me? Yeah. Oh, that old girl from.

little big town with a big with a big with a big curly hair that's awesome it was on the elevator with us we went down paula said i act like you've been there before martin i had to ask her about her hair he has great hair it was awesome but if i see reba i'm fan girl yeah i mean her hair was awesome like i can appreciate little big town girl has great hair especially as a guy who's bald she's cool like i can appreciate great hair like you know it was cool i was like your hair's tight So, Si is wanting to go hunt with Dolly Parton. Any human being he could go hunting with. That's right.

Dolly Parton. 9, 25. If I got free tickets. What a way to make a living. That's a great one. Hey, Dolly. You got anybody? Ah, man.

I never thought about it. Yeah, I would just, I mean, I would go back and help with my grandparents. Was the celebrity, I felt like celebrity was one of the factors. Oh, I thought he kept going and basically said he. Anybody? Yeah. I mean, celebrity. I'm going to go back and hunt with somebody I've already hunted with.

Well, I was just excited. Brad Byr. As you said that. No, I'm going to go back hunting with Luke Bryant. Because it is fun, capital F-U-N. Since you said that, I would go back not to hunt with them just to meet them because I didn't meet me any. Oh, your grandparents.

Either one of my grandparents. Yeah. Okay, grandfathers. Yeah, my grandparents got me into it. So I would go fishing with Jesus because it sounds easy. Throw over. Hey. Go over there.

If you throw on the left side of the boat. The original lives coat. That's right. Throw over. That's right. Yeah. Hit us with another one, Hunter. Hey, fellas, this is Ray down here in the 2000.

That would be Texas if y'all didn't know. Okay. I'm a professional truck driving, and I've always had this one question for time. And the Duck Dynasty show, you're making those deliveries. Were you actually grinding those gears on that truck? I was out of put on for the show.

And I love what y'all've done. I've watched every episode multiple times. Y'all have a great day. Thank you, Wade. First off, truck drivers rule. Hey, me. Thank you for what you do. That's right.

Up and down the road, boys. No, hey, did I grind them gears? that truck was a piece of trash I literally did not push it with my hand I had my foot on it to slamming it in gear huh I ain't ever seen a transmission he was scared hey no you ain't gonna get the best of me

there's a thing called a clutch clutch used the clutch oh I used the clutch and that piece of junk didn't have one there you go it's a trash no no they did it on purpose piece of trash They tried to set you up for failure, they set me up to do whatever I was going to do.

You ruined that whole truck. It never drove the same again. I'll have blow that truck up. Hey, to give him enough time. If you give me enough time, I'll tear that sucker up. Yeah.

And then he'll fix it. All right. I ain't going to fix it. Hey, give me another one. That's a piece of trash. Yeah, there you go. All right, Hunter.

Yes, I did get jammed here. I'll give you two for two. Those are both been good, Hunter. Good job, buddy. three for three i'm guessing where this person's from by their accent ready go hey all this is illinois from dayton tennessee martin i was wondering whatever happened to your big lizard josie wales oh wow oh see wales sore subject dayton tennessee i know where that is that's on the shores of lake chickamauga look at there lake jicke mc yeah uh yeah i know right where the

dayton boat dock is been there several times uh no she i don't know what's happened to her at this point. I mean, that's been 10 years ago now, close. So I... You had a big lizard? Yeah. You don't remember? We put flower all over the house. That's where Phil came up with the idea to put flour on the ground so we can find it. Yeah. Do the flower trap or whatever? I never saw it. That's why I said I, I never saw it. It did escape before Si got to see it. Yeah. I didn't see it. Oh, it escaped? No, I had escaped in here and then we called it. I don't think I was ever... I had an aquarium back here. I would

I had to give her back to ULM once I left So I'm assuming that she's probably What kind of lizard? A rough neck monitor is what it was That sucker would bite you I would only bite me one I was thinking what a guana It's a little bit bigger than the iguana

It was bigger than an iguana? I mean not like the giant iguanas But when you think of an iguana It was bigger than that Yeah. It's a land lizard. So, I mean, you know, that thing is basically like a small alligator that was built for the land. Teeth sharp. So I could make you bleed when she bit you too, man.

You get that hand in there too close at feeding time. Buddy, she lights you up. Are you on any lizard Facebook pages like you are on? No, I pretty much know all them. I don't need any help. I need you to come to my house. I have a lizard problem. Well, he ain't got a problem.

They're a, they are a vital part of the ecosystem. I have a problem. They're good for like wasps, mosquitoes. Fighters. When I tell you, they're a cleanup crew. When we come home at night, we look up, the light shines on. Oh, the geckos. And there are 10 to 20 of them just looking at us waiting for us to open the door so they can run in the house.

The Mediterranean house gecko, look it up. What are they doing here? They come over here on boats and stuff. It's a little clear-bodied ones like, they're so cool, man. you can see like all their inside. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hate them. Yeah. No, hey, you want me to tell you how you get them down?

Rubber band. Like the thickest rubber band you can find and pop that sucker. And look, he's so hardheaded. You're going to give him a borderline concussion, but you'll kind of like do this. You know, he'll, oh, man, he'll be like a hockey player for a little bit. Like, they just got taken down to the ice. Like, he'll be stunned, and then you can take him and move him wherever you want to.

But you can't. They're taking over. You can't kill them, suckers. They're so tough. You think that's bad. Go to like the truck stops and the gas stations, man. They're everywhere. Turn your porch light off.

Or turn your porch light off. There's dark. Care to the dark. I guess I'm less scared in the dark than I am a geckos. I've seen what you thought about it. He's transparent. Yeah, he's transparent. You can see all these inner.

Translucent. Yeah, you can watch his little heartbeat in there, man. They're cool. They are awesome. I just one out with the broom. And his tail flew off. And I felt bad. But then he ran off, so I think he'd still go back.

Yeah, you didn't take him out. No, it'll grow back. I wouldn't try to take him out. I just wanted him out of my home. When I tell you, the only thing to take them out is like a gun or a knife. Them are the toughest little rascal as you know. What is the one that changes? A chameleon?

A chameleon. Yeah, we ain't got nothing. Whatever. Whatever he's on. Yeah. He becomes just like that. That's the one with the tongue. Just like it.

Well, they all got a tongue. They got that red. That red thing. Yeah, which one's that? Camillion. Not an iguana. Aguana got a tongue too. But the one you're thinking is like

Camillian's on a limb catching a flying stuff. Those are cool. See, I wish I had like 20 of them. They're bigger than that thing you got, so I don't think you won't. Yeah, but they're not fast. No, they're hungry. You know how hard it is to catch this thing?

They hide. Why do you want to catch them? Because they get in my house. I didn't get on me. Hey, spoiler alert. They can get out. Hey. If they can get in.

They got to the door. Like they're waiting on us to open the door. I feel ransack. You got three, you got three children. You got them trying. There's plenty of chances for them to get out that door. You've been invalient. I've been invaded by aliens.

I'm declaring war. Leave them things along. Bring them to my house. The boys love them. Bring your boys to my house and they can terrorize them. Oh yeah, we will. That's fine. Their name is they're pretty high up there.

They're above the door. We got one that hangs out on our mailbox every night. I go down there and play with it at night. time it's cool man they're they're awesome they won't bite you like i've done everything i can to make them bite me they don't i just don't want them pooping in my house i'm pretty sure the poop is smaller than the like a dust bunny that could be any poop is too much poop well it's my kitchen let them go use the bidet that's right oh my gosh i mean they're so that would blow their tails they're in water i can tell you that give us five stars rate us subscribe on youtube

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how true stereotypes really are. Because Martin, you sound like you're from West Monroe, Louisiana. No doubt. Does he? Yeah. 100%. I don't. I talk too fast. Yeah, that's the problem. John 216. he said throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some when they did they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish and it was like 153 take that gone

yeah yeah nailed it 153 of them once they counted them i'm just saying i would want to go fishing with jesus amen amen well you're talking about the creator boys we'll see we'll see y'all next time right here in duck call room we're out