Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Absolutely Terrifies People in NYC

Episode Date: August 4, 2022

Uncle Si is scarier than a cannibal? People in NYC seem to think so, according to a new viral video. Godwin gives an update on what he can and can't eat with his newly diagnosed diabetes, and the boys share keto diet tips. Martin is horrified by John-David's discovery of a company that makes area rugs from your dead pets. And should John-David buy a replica of the Jurassic Park Jeep? Plus, the boys give breakup advice to a heartbroken hillbilly and send encouragement to a couple who suffered a miscarriage.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, hey, hey, hey. If a cop arrest a mime, does he have the right to remain silent? He has to. It's a rule. Yeah, it's a Miranda right, right? I guess so. If a cop or rest of mind, does he have the right to remain silent? The rules of being a mimer that you can't talk.

That's right. That's the rule. He'd be a hard one to convict. That's right. Because most people get in trouble when they get to talk. That's right. You get to run in the mouth. That's what you get in all time.

He ain't going to do it. He ain't going to do it. He's going to be going, oh, I ain't doing it. But if a mind is an eyewitness, is it also no good, Si? Well, you just give him a pen then. Oh. Let him write it out. Yep.

Anyways. Si. Yes. You get on Facebook lately? When's the last time you checked your Facebook page? I never checked my Facebook page because, hey, I don't even know who is responsible for doing it. Well, good. It's a good thing John David and I are active on social media.

because John David stumbled across something and sent it to you. No, I didn't stumble across it. Hunter from Mesa, Arizona sent it to me. Oh, I got an email. We got another hunter, and he's from Aesom, Arizona or whatever it is. Exactly, Asa, Arizona. That is really close. Where's Asa, Arizona?

It's right next to Mesa, Arizona. It's over your honor. Mesa, Arizona. Okay. It's over. Close to Winslow. Yeah. So he sent an email.

He sent an email. in that said people are terrified of Sy. And I normally don't click links because they scare me. You never know what somebody's going to see. But I was like, I'll bite. And so, Sight, they sent a video and some old boys in New York City going around

showing people these two photographs, one is you and one's just a man, a little stubble kind of, he's about time for a haircut, and he's asking them which do they think is more of a dangerous person? And there you go. It's obvious.

Which one's more dangerous? The one on the left is the dangerous. That's you. That's you. I know. So you think you're more dangerous than the guy on the right? Yeah. Well, most people agree.

Look at the eyes on the guy on the left. My favorite was the one that said, oh, him. I don't even like Duck Dynasty. One girl said that, and I don't like her anymore either. So she knew who you were. Yeah, out of all the people, though, there was like one that knew who Sa was, which was incredible. New York City, I don't think we've quite, we're in Thailand, we're in New Zealand. But five years ago?

I don't even know who that other fella. I'll fix that. Who's the other? So that's the funny part of this question. Is he the most wanted man for crimes? Uh, at one point. He has committed several crimes against humanity, I guess, would be the... But everybody on the video said that this guy on the right...

Give me the guy with a stubble over the guy with a beard. They were basically saying, that guy's kind of got a crazy beard. One side's a little longer than the other. He's got a wild looking his eye. That's it. So they're afraid of you, but they were like, this guy seems nice. I'd like to sit down and have lunch with him. And so did like 70 other people at one time.

That's Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah. In case you were wondering. That's Jeffrey Dahmer. That's my friend Dahmer, if you've never watched that. I know the name. That doctor. I've heard the name, but I really don't tell me.

I don't know the face. He ate people. I just know he ain't there. He ain't right. He's cuckoo. For cocoa puffs. But the people all judged you in. They facially profiled.

A literal cannibal. What did he do? I don't, I mean, I knew he ate people. Yeah, he started with some really weird. That's where he graduated to. But like, if you watch all the stuff on him, it got worse. Oh, he was weirdo. It got worse than eating people.

Well, I mean, he was skinning people. He was like preying on young men. Oh, no. As a young man. Like, it was just a weird. My wife is way too into serial killer things. I've watched a lot on Mr. Dahmer. And there was another, the video was you and Jeffrey Dahmer

and then another guy with a beard who's a Gap model and Ted Bundy. And Bundy. And everybody was like, everybody's against beer. Everybody chose Bundy and Dahmer. Over you and a Gap model, which I think you could be a Gap model. Well, when you say Gap to me, hey, I go with Gap Band. For the longest on ever.

13 minutes and 5 seconds. It ain't the longest one ever, but. Oh, hey, I think it is. It's 13 minutes and five seconds. Rush got one. I mean, that one version. 11.12 is about 20 minutes. Yeah.

25. That one version of Freebird starts today. Oh, well, yeah, they just keep playing. Free bird. Every concert I've ever been to. Yes, people, I'm that guy. Yep. One time I yelled it in church.

What does it say about the human race and beards that they just look at these two guys? We'll see. And they're like, oh, we'll take the clean. cut guy. No, I thought we... Because the guy with a beard's scary. I thought we'd gotten over that. I did.

I thought we crossed that hurdle. Because, like, I see way more guys with beards now and I do clean cut fellas. Does that mean everybody's scared to death? I don't... I don't know. I don't know what it is. I just know there's a real problem of facial profiling out there going on. Uh-huh.

Because they chose two of the world's worst serial killers over America's favorite, your dadgum uncle. Thank you. Nicest guy in America. Over a guy that unless you're some form of feathered fowl, you should not be worried about. And even then, you really, you ain't got to be that worried about him. As long as it ain't a really, like, solid weather day, you've lost your fear of him. I'm glad if it's cold.

You're safe. Yeah, if it's a Mediterranean climate during the winter, then if you're a duck, you may be able to worry about sight. Anything other than that, you ain't even got to worry about him no more. So I just, I don't understand. I also am perplexed how you asked that many people off the street and show them those two pictures, and they didn't know that they were Dahmer and Bundy. I knew exactly who they were. I did not know Mr. Gap model.

I didn't know him. I was not aware of him, but. But I could tell the Dahmer, I was like, that's a courthouse. Well, yeah. But I didn't know it was that. I mean, he was. It was Jeffrey Dahmer. He was our friend, Dahmer.

He ain't my friend. I didn't know what he looked like. Well, there you go. That's him. I had heard the name, but I was the same way. Yeah, I know the name. And I know the bomber's name. All I know is what comes to my mind is a hoodie and sunglasses.

Huh? The Unabomber? The Unabomber. Well, neither one of them was a Unabomber. Well, I know it. I don't know what the Unabomber. Yeah, the one that came in my mind just in, was Menson. Charles Manson?

Yeah, Charles Menson. I don't know what he did either. Oh. I'm kind of rainbow-zee. He was a serial killer. Yeah, I don't watch. Yeah, no, no, I don't want to watch those. You ain't in that documentary section of Netflix.

I don't like lifestyle movies. And he had a beard and long hair. Oh, okay, yeah, I've seen him. But I don't like watching that stuff because it just makes you sad. Yeah. And then you start side-eyeing people. Manson had a bunch of people do all his stuff for it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Like, he convinced the whole crew to go out there. It was like Tom Saw You. Yeah. Control. Got them to do all their work for him. Yeah. man that's incredible

yeah so anyway people are more afraid of you than a cannibal bye there you go it blew my mind though that's where the world has gone boys it was no it did end on it the video that this guy made I don't even know who the guy is

he apparently just walks around New York with the camera asking people weird questions I just think it's hilarious that they landed on Sigh well because he's such a nice man I know and then people chose the people read a book by its cover. Yep.

And your beard is lops out. Well, they already know, but you can't do them. Well, that was kind of the point of the video. That was the point of the video. In a world where everything is preached, don't judge a book by its cover, give everybody a fair shake. Based off two pictures and folks in New York City, didn't none of them do it, except for the girl that said, I don't like Duck Dynasty to give me the other guy.

Hey, I'd like to know what her deal is. You don't have to like Doug Dynasty. I don't care about that. I got a good story on that. What? We was in New York City and was walking the streets in Times Square. It was a guy there sitting on the side of the sidewalk, and he had a sign. Give me money for drugs.

Did you give him any? No. I said, hey, dude, look. I said, are you hungry or you need some clothes? I'll take you over in a good restaurant, and I'll feed you and pay for it. And then if you need some clothes, I'll take you over here. And then you'll get your fed with some outfit, you don't pay for it. I said, but I ain't give you no drugs, dummy.

and he just went out and got ready to leave, he said, Doug Dasty sucks. So, but he had seen it. Well, hey, but he did he. Yeah. See, that's the thing. Yeah, if you want to watch that video,

it's on Facebook. I'm just going to tell you the guy's name if he's got weird stuff. This is the only thing I've ever watched by him. It's Karene Jovian. Yeah. And literally, I'm looking at it right now. He walks around New York City,

just made. That video has got five million to use. That's amazing. That's amazing. That's a question. Well, you're in New York I've always wanted somebody Come up to me and be like

And I walk down the streets New York, people are everybody Look mad I haven't been to the streets Well, hey, if you live for there's nothing I know why they can't get nowhere They got to walk everywhere That's why they're mad

I walk a lot of places I walk to lunch today And mainly you're walking on concrete All the time There's no grass there Except for that part That's where Jay's I'd escort it too from the Trump Hotel.

No, you need to go back in there. That's where you come from. Don't ever tell anybody at the Trump Tower that you need to take a leak. They're going to escort you outside and point you to the way. Even if you're staying there. That's right. Even if you're staying there. It was amazing.

And all that crowd, there was a lady that come out of the apartment building. She had her baby in the front holding a briefcase going there. Now, how far she had to go to daycare? and then go to work. I mean, she was dressed nice. Oh, it ain't no tent? Daycare could have been at work. A lot of them places provided there.

That's pretty cool. It's like 100 stories. I was like. I can put a daycare on one hour. I was like, that's her life every day, having to do this every day. That's pretty. Yeah, it's pretty amazing. Hey, I'm going to strap one on me and go duck hunting, two of them.

No, just one at a time, man-to-man defense. One retreat. I got those. One retrieving the darts and one. Go ahead and get you two saddles. Hey, one on each of shoulder. Thank you for hunting, buddy. There you go.

You need them. You got to need it. All right. Well, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up.

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That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. All right. So in the break, I read about Jeffrey Dahmer. If you're under 18, don't do that. Don't even read about it. That was freaking weird. I just thought he was like a bad guy. Well, I mean, yeah.

Well, he's worse than bad. No, that's evil. He was sick. That's when the evil one has taken. He was sick. Yeah, but I don't like that kind of stuff. He was possessed. Why not watch Wheel of Fortune?

Why are you watching these shows about this guy? I'll say what I enjoy about those things is not the evil. It's amazing to me what the human body is capable of. Like the chemistry in your head and the things that can go wrong because of this, that and the other key moments. I find that extremely interesting. I don't know why. Just the nerd in me maybe, I don't know. But it's, I mean, you pray that it never happens to anybody, right?

You know, but then when it does, kind of need to study it, see if we can prevent it. See, that's what you're here for. And I'm going to watch Wheel of Fortune. And Cy's going to watch Gunsmoke. And Gobind's going fishing. Yeah. And you just fill us in. That's right.

And everything will be good. our neck on our neck on that though it's interesting yeah those things are interesting oh yeah it's like it's when you go back and like look at brain scans of those people and you compare i mean it's just it's it's it's bizarre man it's bizarre how it can happen like you know and then your body follows follow shape but it's uh i don't know i don't know what causes it's bizarre aside from evil and if you get into that for too long then you know it's down It changes things. But just like Jesus can change things, right?

I mean, he can change it the other way. So, I mean, it's just a weird. It's strange, man, lots of questions. It leaves you way more questions than answers, I'll say that. I know. Why is black olives and cans and green olives and jars? I mean, mystery. Do you have an answer or is that just a...

No, I just want to know. I got you. The trivial fact. Black olives and cans and green olives. The other question is, why are black olives so much better than green ones? I don't really like olives. Oh, I do. Well.

I love a black olive. I like a on pizza, which I can't eat no more. Your green is like your great. Got it. What is it? The short of it is black of olives are always in a can because the canning process is that creates the desired sweetness. Yep. And green olives are always in a jar because the final product is expected to be a crispy raw olive, not a cooked one.

Yep. Okay. Fair enough. All right. There we go. How much have we learned today on the top. I can sleep. I can sleep sound tonight.

Any more brain busters? No. What do he call Batman when he skips church? Hold on. What do you call Batman when he skips? Kipps is a church. What are you calling? Christian Bell.

That's good. That was my favorite one. That's good. Oh. I mean, that's so good. I can't even laugh. Because I was over here thinking like winged, caped. Oh, no.

And then he just said. That's like the black out of it. It was a little too sweet, boys. That's good. Christian Bell. That's rich. Right there, son. Christian Bell, if you're listening to this, that's just a joke I say.

Oh, you told one. That's not a joke I do. Johanna told me that last. This is she, really? Your daughter? Yeah. It runs into family, boys. That was me.

I'm telling that. A one-liner. That's a good one. Gobble, you know, last time you dropped some news on us, have you learned anything else about your condition? Yeah, you can't eat a lot of stuff. but I can't eat meat. So I've been on that grill, baby. Have you?

You need some charcoal? Probably some pellets. You need to strap off some. He's eating food that does not produce sugar. Yeah. We had a lot of emails. And he was telling me. Tators are out.

Yeah. Potatoes are out. I love Tatea. I thought potatoes didn't, ain't got nothing sweet in. They're starchy. That's what a sugar is, my friend, is a starch. There you go. go.

Well, see, I'm getting educated. It's a complex carbohydrate. No more mustard fried crappy. No, that's out. That's major out. Hey, I just, hey. No more dots pretzels. I better not ever get it.

Golly, we can't stop it, Bucky. Oh, I can. Oh, yeah. I'm going on. Hey, what are you mean, buddy? You got a mouse in your pocket? No, I wouldn't do that to you, old buddy. Hey, I'll eat nuts and berries with you the whole way, son.

I'm good. It don't matter to me. I'll eat protein bars. nuts and berries. We're fine. Valids. I'm here to support. I'm fixed to be Mr.

He's a team player, boys. When I get to my hotel room, I may order me some ice creamers. There you go. I ain't going to do it in front of you. Well, that's important. Absolutely. Oh, we got some ice cream the other night, some, supposed to be a diet ice cream. Yeah, keto ice cream.

It was wrong. Yeah. Didn't taste good or didn't? Not. Taste it. It made your numbers junk? Yeah. Yeah.

I'm trying to keep them in the green. Huh. I got you. Well, you had a bunch of our fans. Yeah, there's a, I looked in the comments of the episode. There were a bunch of people offering tips, but the main one I saw was keto, go into ketosis, which look. Let me just tell you something right now.

If you need help on that, I'll give you my brother's cell phone number. Because my brother and my sister-in-law lost like two people on keto. And they know every meal, every. everything that They lost that much weight They lost that much weight. They lost that. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I understood what he was talking about. Like, like, for real, for real. My brother went so, because he's like me

in the super analytical part. Once he gets into something, like, we're all in. So he can tell you everything. Like, there's like keto mayonnaise you can make is like a condiment that has very,

that's got like three net sugars in it or something that he always makes. And, I mean, there's stuff you can do. I know that. Keto bread. Once you buy it, you better eat it.

Quit. I eat keto bread. And I'm not even on keto, just to make better decisions. That's a good thing, though. You need to check with him. Yeah. Yeah, my brother. My brother give you a full meal plan, and he'll do all the calculating for your macros and everything you need.

He's into it. Yeah, he's a nerd up in that. I will say that we had one email that really caught my eye, and he actually sent it in before that episode. Really? And so then he saw this episode and re-sent it. His name's Steve from Weathersfield, Connecticut, and he went through the same thing as Godwin,

lost 70 pounds. And he sent me his doctor's email to him, which I don't know if we're breaking HIPAA violations, but I can't sue me. And his doctor said, Steve, I think we can say your diabetes resolved. I'll take it off your problem list at your next visit. So, this is beatable.

Yeah. And you got a lot of people cheering for you. Yeah, that's what they say. Because they call it so early, you know. Yeah. It ain't that bad yet. Well, that was like Stone. I just got to eat different.

Stone dropped 70 pounds and he did it by his diet. Yeah. That's how he ain't done it. Because he ate a lot of meats, didn't eat a lot of carbohydrates. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you start using fat as your fuel instead of carbs. Yeah.

Fat for fuel, baby. Yeah. I mean, I ate 70 pounds, isn't nothing. The only problem is, man, is it's expensive. Well, it's not expensive to do. It's expensive to do well. Well, it's like... You can eat ground gross beef every day.

Yeah. And ground turkey. That's the old thing about parents. I ain't got but about five packages of ground deer left. Well, buddy, you just swing by my house. I still got some. I got some and I'm happy to donate it to. Yeah, share it.

Because you know what? I've went about two months, Sands Kitchen. So there ain't been a whole lot of movement outside of my freezer right now. I'm still a little. I'm still in a remodel, so if you want to come get what I would have ate over the past two months, you are welcome to come get it because it needs to go because Mr. Paula doesn't want wondering why I ain't got her some more broadheads. We ain't got a five-packed. Where's them broadhead? Go put that camera out. Put that camera out. I got breakfast sausage and I got ground beef if you, or, you know, ground.

I can eat breakfast sausages as a meal. Yeah, but. I'd self. Yeah. It's a wonderful thing. You eat beans, boy, I make some good beans. Yeah, you need some peas? Our peas, or you like purple hole peas?

Yeah. Yeah, we got. All you got to do is go pick them. See, that's exercise there. Yeah. You get both and. You go pick the peas, I ain't got to. You shell them and then you cook them.

Exercise and a diet. All of us, you'll pick them too. Yeah. No, we get in out there beating back to snake. Hey, you know what else we got going good right now is okra. I'll be a beginning of all to do that. Oh, that's what you need. I'm with them.

Okra's real good if you fry it. There's so many different ways you can cook it. Man, I love ochre with just a little bit of olive oil that's thrown on the grill, man. And just char it. It's so good. And a little bit of salt. That's taste for it. Look, look, I'll eat it in a gumbo.

Yeah. But it's a lot of other stuff and a lot of distractions around it ain't. Yeah. It's a lot of stuff to disguise it in a gumbo. I'll eat it if you. Deep fry it, but this is the only way I'm going with Oak Creek. Yeah, right. Well, let's take another break.

We'll be back right after you. All right. But no, for real, I give my brother's number. He got everything, like, keto deviled eggs. Like, he got, I mean, stuff that makes it not suck as bad. When I went keto, I would do breakfast sausage or ground beef with eggs. Put in a bowl put some cheese on top of it. Go to.

Yeah. Yeah, you need all the meat and cheese. I got, uh, I get them eggwiches. Where the, it's like a sausage egg and cheese biscuit, except for the biscuit is egg white. Uh-huh. That's good. Yeah, the problem with that is you got to watch them and see how many sugars they put in it to preserve it. Like if you're buying them pre-made and frozen and all that.

I didn't go up after I eat it. So, yeah. Huh. I always zap it. Foo. I have a ton of good emails. It is. I'll zap it before I eat and then when I, about an hour after eat, I'll zap it again.

Well, look, here's what I'll tell you. we're here for you. We're here to support you. We ain't here to cause you to stumble. I'm with you. We're going to be traveling together Thursday and Friday, so I'll be to share. It don't matter to me.

Oh, I could eat. Anything? That is always tough, man, whenever you make those changes. No, you know, when you can't have it, then you want it. Yeah, that's exactly right. Just soon as they say, no, you can't have that pizza. You're like, man, I'd love. a big old pizza.

You don't even eat pizza. If I ever even run into a pizza situation. Our niece moved this weekend, she ordered a bunch of pizza. I just looked at it. I just got it, raked the top off of it. Skinned it. Well, Willie had been doing that for years before that was even a thing with keto. He just...

Yeah, Willie go to a pizza buffet and just have a whole pizza still on his plate, but no topic. He's the one that you wonder why they put forks there. Well, that's for him, so he can scrape it off the top and just eat the meat and cheese. Yeah. Weirdo. Put it in a bowl. Mixing it all up. Tom, daughter, the youngest daughter does that.

She'll fix a pizza. Put it in a microwave, and then when it gets it out of the microwave, clears everything off of it and eats the sauce. Just put some sauce. I did that on keto, though. I would make a pizza in a bowl. Ain't kids fun. One.

I think I got so tickle that I watch you're doing. Boy, I wonder how my salve is. Sal. That's probably out. Do you think? Sorry. Does it taste good? Oh, absolutely.

Yeah, it's out. What's the main ingredient in your salve, sir? Maneese. Oh, horse rat. That's fine. What's the second ingredient? Maneus. It's got mayonnaise in it.

But what about that mayonnaise light? I can do that manage light because it's zero gram sugar. Yeah. Don't mayonnaise? Yeah, that's what they make like those keto deviled eggs with and stuff like that. All right. Now what's the third ingredient? Worcestershire sauce.

That's fine. What's the fourth ingredient? Lemon juice. That's right. That should be fine. That's acid. What's next? Black and seasoning.

Salt and black. Oh, we're good. Just switch the right, man. Grill me some, grill me some crappies up. Mm-hmm. Oh, put them on a. And then bust them all up and put it in there and mix it up and make a dip. There you go.

I can't dip it with nothing. You dip it with a spoon. Pork rinds. Yeah. Pork rinds. we paid the trap baby he said we'll give him the shot we're about to use a pork

we're gonna have crappy dip with pork rind he's gonna have a dugum that's a gum that's a gumbo there boys uh he's gonna use a pork ride like a frito scoop so I sure am

I did it once it wasn't it made to get them big thick puffy ones hey hold on where you're at there's some chicken skins at they're right to his right left

what is they in that box That's an empty bag. That's an empty bag. They don't last long right here. Somebody's saying some chicken skins that melt in your mouth. Oh, they're gone. They were here. No, they're gone.

I'll find them in the next break. Yeah, we'll get up and find them. Only because I want to eat one. I don't know. There's a package of them right there. Philip ate them all. Philip ate them all. Yeah, you ate them all.

Let's see. Y'all said it was good. It's only got one carb in it. It was delicious. So I wouldn't eat that. That's been open. That's been open for a while. For a minute.

Yeah. The cleaning crew of this room. Introducing the drum row, please. Whoever it may be. Hey, let me just tell you something about chicken skin. Chicken skin. You know, you ever just... He's fascinated.

Yeah, we got them here. I'll get you a fresh bag. Go somewhere. But you ever had them weekends where things just go a little weird on you? So I'm sitting there. I'm at the Delta Waterfowel Expo, all that stuff. Yeah. And I got asked to judge.

the calling contest. But you don't believe in them. Oh, great. The cut down calling contest. The cut down calling. But ducks don't sound like that. No, a cut down call, they do, actually. It's just very loud, especially in a contest where they're inside.

And on the microphone. It's very loud. Very, very. Were you not a good judge? I was a great judge, I think. I mean, I don't know. I just judged it off. There were like four other judges there that were way more experienced.

than me because I ain't ever judged one. So how did it get weird? I judged it off of if we would have killed the ducks or not. Like that's how I judged it. Would we have killed that bunch or would they have got away? That's how I adjusted.

If we'd have killed them, you got seven or higher. Yeah. If we wouldn't, you got somewhere between zero and five. Did you give somebody a zero? Well, I had to give two of them a zero because they squealed their call.

So if your call ever locks up one time, you're out. You're out. So two of them did that. Which actually those are the, I mean, I hate to say it. Those are the easiest ones to judge because there's no judge, like when it happened,

you're zero. Move on. The other ones are like you're trying to figure out, man, there's not much difference. But while I'm doing that, I get a text. And, you know, the good Lord was with two of our buddies this weekend because Jordan, Summit that works here, totaled his truck. What? Oh, no.

With his whole family in it. Nobody told me this. Oh, yeah. I'll send you the picture. Totaled his truck with his family in it and his dogs. Like somehow his dogs had a couple of little scrapes and scratches, but everybody else was unharmed. And then our newest employee, young Mack, somebody rear-ended their very expensive ranger bass boat. And now it is pretty much garbage.

It's a lot of money. And all of that happened in like a five-minute span while I just happened to look down when we had a break in that contest. and I saw both of them back to back in the pictures, and I'm like, what in the world is going on outside? You know, I was just like, but that's one of them deals where, you know, a lot of times you wouldn't ever say nothing, but, you know, thank the good Lord, he was with both of them. Because both of those could have ended way more severely

than a truck being totaled and a boat being totaled. That must have been during that rain. It was on Saturday just north of Little Rock, which good news for Jordan, they were taking their... kids to visit grandparents to stay with grandparents as i was in little rock so jordan and then angela jumped in the truck with me yesterday and i brought them on back home you know that worked they said can we catch a ride back home i said yeah come on ain't no problem oh man that's terrible where was mike at he here yeah he done got back yeah he done got rear-ended he was scott martin yeah mack ain't going

fishing anytime soon no no it's gonna be a minute on that one i don't even know what you do about it But that's just one of them praise reports where a lot of times you forget to mention what the Lord's done good in your life a lot of times. And that's one of them right there. He kept his hand over two of our buddies for sure. I didn't know that about Jordan. You started talking. I got nervous. No, he's fine.

I mean, he was here before we started. He was walking around looking for you. He was worried about you. Well, that's good news. Jordan's so nice. He is. Jordan nicest guy in the world. He's one of them.

He's one of them. everybody was in their place that's for sure but those are just things so how would you do this weekend anything worthy of note or sat at the house took them out we went to telson you know up there with the randy bar and the pipeline people yeah had a good three days yeah when's your buffalo coat do to get here they got it in the mail i think right now oh praise the lord i can't wait till there yeah they took date uh his granddaughter she's like three maybe two Two and a half. She's making it.

She put it on. It pits. She put it on or they laid her in? Well, they just kind of bunched it around her and took pictures of the installation. I can't wait until that door opens and so that comes walking in in a buffalo coat. It's going to be amazing. That thing is, you know, it's handmade. Is that one of them deals, though, you don't wear him to the woods?

I probably will. But he's a wrong color. Don't go slip in a rain. Oh, I ain't gonna be walking around. That's one of them deals, them old rednecks. I saw that bush shaking, and I saw some brown fur. Next thing you know, side is holding this coat up where the bullet was. And I may have told this, boy, I had a buddy with deer hunting.

Yeah. And he's in this, he's on a ridge, and it's a thicket out in front of him. And I'm in a thicket. You have to crawl through it. You know, and he looks, and he's hunting this big old 12-point buck that he saw before. And he looks, and he sees deer hair. in the thicket. Uh-oh.

Okay, and he just, he raised up the rifle, put a scope on it, and when he was telling the story, he said, and I'm thinking to myself, something ain't right about what's going on here.

It just, it ain't making sense, the movement or nothing. So he doesn't shoot. Oh, thank goodness. And hey, 16-year-old kid with a deer jacket, he had bought, is crawling through that thicket. Well, hey, that's why they always say, make sure you target and what is beyond it.

Oh, no, no, no, and wear as much. No, no, my buddy gets down, goes down there and just choose this kid's rear and out. Hey, take that thing off right now. Yeah, and put on some urn. Hey, and put on some orange hat and vest, and don't you ever come back in the woods with that stupid. deer hide on your back idiot. That's a good way to start going feeling for stuff.

Oh no, no, no. Anybody else probably would have killed that kid. Oh, ain't no doubt. Ain't no doubt. Okay. Lord. No, no, it just hooch. Well, let's take a break and see if we can find

Gobba's some chicken skins. We'll be back right after this. We found Gobbin chickens, boys. We found Gobbin chicken skins. Ladies and gentlemen, we found the chicken skin. So I was on the internet, which is a scary, scary place, and I saw an ad for this, and I'm going to show you, Martin. And we might literally can't show this on TV. No.

No. I don't even want to look at that. No. Why would somebody do that to their pet? Why would you get a rug made out of your pet? I'm totally cool if you want to go full body mount and put him by the fireplace. You had full back. I thought that was illegal.

Well, I don't know if it's illegal, but I'm not looking at a rug. Yeah. I'm not going to go step on my dog. You want somebody's flot? No, I don't even want to look that way. So somebody is on the Facebook advertising their business on which they will turn your beloved dog into a beautiful rug from its body. Rates based on size and he starts at $800. Well, I mean, my dog's about to go, so I have to consider all the, I was just going to bury him.

I don't think I could do a rug because that's just creepy. I don't even know if we could air this segment because of how creepy that was. Martin, people are making rugs out of their dogs. That's terrible. Yes. That's terrible. This is weird. I mean, like, look at Cyford, for instance.

Where are you going to put a sweet pea? Hey. You want to make her into a rug? No. She definitely going to be at least 1,000 because it starts at 800. She is him. Him. What?

Sweet pea is a he. Yeah, he's a hug. She named, she thought it as a female. Yeah. Sweet Pea got named before things got checked out. All right, anyway, that's what I did this weekend. Sorry for ruining your lunch, Martin. That was man's best friend.

I sent it to my wife. That's going to come up with that Dahmer thing. Yeah. That wasn't right along with what we started on. Oh, good. I sent that to my wife to ask her if she wanted to do that with Dublin, and she said no. But I was just seeing.

Well, thank goodness. And then I also sent her a Jeep I wanted to buy. Now that I saw, and you should have. She said no. She said no to that too. But I said yes. It was an exact replica of the Jurassic Park Jeep. There's Jurassic Park Jeep's just roaming the countryside.

They're all over. And their 1992 Wranglers painted just like the Jurassic. I love it. Why didn't you buy it? Times are tight in 2020. Times are tight, though. I mean. If this would have happened in May, you'd have bought it.

But you ain't selling much crickets right now. That's the problem. May we'd have been. It's too hot. The crickets ain't. There's one in Missouri then. I'm watching it. Keep an eye on it.

Well, and I don't really drive my truck. I drive my truck five miles to the honey hole, and then five miles, like two miles to Duck Commander, back to the hunting hole at home. That's my life in my truck. We got a car for the kids. So I was like, what if I trade this in? It's probably worth more than a Jurassic Park Jeep.

But it's a manual, and that ain't your boy's strong suit. What, ain't one way to learn. I know. Five miles. Give one. Yeah, and you need to teach you boys how to drive a stick. See, and that's a lot. was my thing that's why that's how i tried to sell it's the selling point one day Carter's going to be

the coolest kid in high school because he's gonna i'll just pass it down to him he can learn he'll probably by the time his generation gets to high school he may be the only one that knows how to drive a stick ship look look how cool that thing is yeah get him a tour guide cap oh a vest and a little stuffed rhino to put in a passenger seat and get him a we need no more stuffed rhinos in my get him a shaving cream can yeah

really for what oh from Jurassic Park that's what he had he had their bags in yeah um I like it no uh

Carter has enough stuff rhinos by the way we're at six all of them in his bed every night well that's more than the Longview Zoo's got or Tyler wherever that was

one more than that I'm wearing that Gulf Shores Zoo I don't know where to go from here. I'm sorry for pulling up the weird dogs. Weird dog, but the Jurassic Park Jeep, that's an investment I can get behind. I think I should do it. Si?

Yeah, buy it. See? Life too short, ain't it? Well, that was kind of my good, too. Head on it. That's what them boys told me. Am I really going to die never owning a exact replica from the Jurassic Park, Jeep? Hopefully not.

Hopefully you're going to make a move and say, hey, this is for me. Next year you're going to say, I always thought about that cheap. That's why I got a new pickup. Hey, just said, hey, go for it, son. Is that thing wrapped yet? No, they're wrapping his old pickup. My chivalet is what's being wrapped.

Is that thing wrapped yet? I got a picture of it where they, yeah, they've done, they started it. They started on it. Yeah. They're doing a whole. Why do you take to wrap a truck? I'll tell you what was crazy about this week. How much it cost?

No, how long does it take? It's been doing it for too much. This is detailed. Okay. It's detailed. And it's expensive. Phil Robertson made a public appearance this weekend, you believe that? He was at the same place I was.

Did you know he was going to be there? Yeah, I had to fly in private. He had to fly him private. How did that go? It went good. That was what, Arkansas? Yeah, Arkansas. Yeah, Phil's my favorite part.

Or Kansas. Phil still is as funny as ever. I mean, he... He ain't trying to be funny. I showed up. He said, you got in that coffee? I said, I'll get you some coffee, Phil. And then when he went to leave, though, he's on there for two hours.

So he goes to leave. He goes stand up, and he says, well, I hate to eat and run, but I got to go, boys. I'm out here. And he just turned and walked out. Gone. We ain't much for hanging around. No, that man, he is. What he can talk about?

He didn't talk. Well, he's talking about his book. He's talking about uncanneled. It was a book promotion along with Real Tree. Uncanceled. it was your daily dose of fill no this one was for uncanceled so he got he got more coming we talked about that too yeah i've read about half of uh a daily fill that's pretty good how about uncanceled did you read that one yeah i did that good yeah that's good yeah i haven't read it obviously yeah he's

right on the money okay with the times yeah it's almost like okay yeah like it needed to be written you know Well, the daily field is really good because, hey, look, when you think about it, most people have their attention span and ain't much. Well, when you're reading it and it's just a page and a half, that little story is a page and a half. Then you go to the next one, page and a half. Next one, page and a half. Is there pictures? Yeah. Awesome.

No, no. No, it's actually, and then what makes it really good is that he throws in. stuff when that was pertaining to him and his family going on at the time of all the transformation that Jesus did with him. Yeah. Which is really, which is really amazing to see. Oh yeah. Phil.

Okay. He still got it. Don't ever. He's still as sharp as he ever was. Hold on. Well, hey, he got that from Mama. Yeah. My one was 94 and all the junk that my mother had to go.

go through and put up with. She was just the sharp day she died. Well, let me tell you something right now, son. You ain't no dummy. Well, I'm just... You got a memory like I ain't seen lately for a 74-year-old man. Don't get them started on that PBS.

Yeah, no kidding. Hey. That's why I'm, you know, yeah. That just, you brought to my mind about, hey, people that can't see God, I feel sorry for them. Because with all them, Amazing stuff that he's got in creation.

And you miss it. The proof's right there around, Jan. Yeah. You miss it. You need to go open your eyes and open your mind and look. How come the trees just stop, boy, they do? How come they don't do like jacking the beanstalk? And keep on going.

To the sky. They can go on. I don't know. Never thought about it. Write it down. I think it's because they produce oxygen and we're walking around on the ground. That's right. He's saying it was designed that way.

Oh, yeah. You think? No, that just happened. Well, they have got some that go to the skies, and that's them big giant redwoods in California. There's one. I saw that. It's like 100 foot higher and all the rest.

Yeah, mega. It is the bean stalk. Yeah. Well, let's take our last break, and we're going to open up that inbox and see what the fans are up to. We'll be back right. Would you like to hear a good story? I'm always up for it.

Is it in our inbox helloat.com? I got a great story. But it's not my name. He doesn't have questions. It's not questions. It's stories. He's just Ben. He's 30 years old.

He's from the England, comma, UK. At the end, he says there are four countries in that country. I still don't understand it. Huge fan of all the shows, listen to every episode. of the podcast. He spells favorite with a U, so he really is from England. He, it's a good story. It starts kind of sad.

Recently, him and his wife lost a baby through a miscarriage due to complications. She had to be rushed to the hospital while she was down in the operating theater. I guess we would call that the surgery room. His head was all over the place, and he was thinking he was about to lose his baby

and his wife in the same day. He wasn't a Christian, but after listening to this podcast and other stuff that the Duck Commander family puts out. For so long, he knew that there was only one person thing or being that could help her get through this, and it was the big guy upstairs. So he started praying right then. His wife made a full recovery, and he just wanted to thank us from the bottom of his heart. And, you know, it did take a pretty traumatic thing, but I'm just happy for you.

happy you found Jesus through that traumatic experience. And thank you for listening. Thank you for sending that email. Like, I read that and kind of like, okay. That's awesome. There's a reason we talk about weird stuff. Yeah, that makes every hour we sit in here worth it right there. Yeah, silver lining in a cloud, dark cloud.

Amen. And look, thank us all you want to. Thank you all right. Don't forget to give thanks where the credit is to. Amen. Give me glory to the Almighty. So, but thanks for sending that in because, you know, that's all. But that's awesome.

We don't do this for the pads on the back, but. No, but that's awesome. It felt really good to read that knowing that some people are out there listening and just at least we got on thinking there is something more than just this earth. You know, and at that deal this weekend, that was the number one thing was people thanking us for doing this, doing this thing, giving them a distraction in the world in which we live in. And, man, that's awesome. If that's what we're providing, that is. Yeah. That's cool, man.

Like we just came in here just because we thought it was a good idea. Like, you know, like, hey, let's do this. Let's try this. Let's see what happens, you know. We just thought I might be have some more stories that the world needed to hear. He got plenty of them. He's ciphering on one right now. Look at him.

No, I'm getting deep thought. And, hey, sorry about the loss of your child. Amen to that. You're in your wife. But hey, guess what? God has to take care of it. Don't worry about it. Ain't that the truth.

That's where your baby's at. Because he's in the loving arms of God and Jesus. and the Holy Spirit and all those surrounding them. Nothing but pure love. Yeah. Now it's your job to get there with it. That's it. And to take your woman with you.

That's it. That's good. Amen to that. All right. Y'all want to give out some advice? Sure. Heartbroken hillbilly in need of some guidance. Don't get in the waterbed with your spires on.

Laughter solves a lot of life's problems. Have you done that? Yeah, how do you know this? It sounds like experience. I used to have a waterbed and I'm a cowboy. That's it. Hey. So what's one do you still have?

The waterbed or the Spurs? The Spurs? I don't have either. Uh-oh. He got rid of them both boys. They don't go together. Oh, boy. That's good stuff.

I love you, Gobbin. Lord have mercy. All right. Well, our heart broken. hillbilly is named Morgan from a tiny town in Pennsylvania that we wouldn't know existed unless we live there and we don't live there so somewhere in Pennsylvania I just come back from Pennsylvania did you was it a tiny town you wouldn't know if you live there I didn't know I lived there all right Morgan

we're going to get we're going to get there we're not laughing at your heart broke no we're laughing at Godway all right so Recently, she had to make a very hard decision. She walks away from a man she loved more than anyone else before. They were together for almost a year. Went through some hard times. He wasn't sure what he wanted. And then we tried to be friends.

And there's just a weird circle. What are we? What are we? What are we? Right. About a week ago, out of the blue, he decided he wanted to just be friends since he's going to professional umpire school in January. People are not going to like him one day if he's going to be an umpire.

So, and she was shocked. she thought things were back good again she's trying to call him talk about it but he's like nope I'm gone so she's just really upset after that phone call I decided I needed to be done he truly is the love of my life and I don't first see myself loving someone else the way I love him

I told him I love him but he had done enough damage to hurt me to the point where I didn't want to talk I just needed to be done good job I know this is a lengthy email but to give the point I wanted to ask ask, how do I trust that I made the right decision here? Everyone around me, and literally she lists a bunch of people, keep telling me I did make the right decision. There's other people out there. But how am I supposed to know I did the right thing?

It's tough because I don't see myself with another person, but I also don't want to be treated like an option. That's important for you to realize. Please give me your advice as I'm really struggling between this heartbreak and trying to see what God's plan is through all of it. sincerely a very heartbroken hillbilly Morgan I would say

give it time there's the answer no because something like that is not easy to get over especially since you think you really loved him well that's how you know you did because it's not easy to if it were easy to get over you know like turning the waterpouse at all

yeah that's exactly right but you know I would say for for the time that you're in, you made the right decision. 100%. So you shouldn't be an option. If you're pouring everything into someone and he's more worried about umpire school, which I'm really not even sure what that is. Well, the fact that he wants to be an umpire to me is a red flag.

That's right. I told Joe Hunt. Somebody that is that in to no rules and regulation, I'm out on. Well, your choice is right, I think, because, okay, the way I see this dude, he's self-centered. Okay, because he don't realize what he's got. Yeah. Empire. Okay.

Yeah. His focus is on the wrong thing. Ampire. In my humble opinion. Okay. And I'll leave it to that. Give it time, darling. You know, hey, I have no doubt in my mind.

God's got a man picked out for you. Amen. And don't play his game. Ain't no three strikes you're out. You're out. It's time. You've been around. Like that's the part that caught my,

there's been this whole circle of we, like, are we, aren't we? We've been, let's be friends. That didn't work. Let's be something. It's, because you're clearly all in. He's clearly halfway doing it.

No, he's not halfway. What got me on this is the, he's done made of mine. Take me out to the ball game. Well, hey, clown, go to the bowl. All game. You go. Okay.

I'm gone. You want another one? Bray on it. There's a quick one. It's a pretty quick one. John from Indiana. He has an awesome wife, almost nine years, and a son who just turned one a couple weeks ago. Congratulations, John.

I started a new job a few months ago, and it's a great place to work, and he only has to work three days a week, but I have to work nights. And on the nights that I work, I don't get to see my family much at all due to conflicting schedules. Basically, she is leaving shortly after I get home and doesn't get back till time for me to leave. I've been depressed and feel like I'm missing out on my son growing up and don't get to spend

enough time with my wife. What is some advice you guys would give on dealing with this situation? Let me get just straight. You're only working three days a week? Three nights a week. Three nights a week. So, dude, I'll answer this way. Count your blessings.

Name them one by one. If you only have to wait three days and are you got a good living, Yeah, and you're able to provide for your family? Yeah, and you're providing for your family. Four is greater than three, which is the amount of times you get to be home with them. Yeah, I wouldn't mess with, I wouldn't mess with what you've got. If you're working at a good place, yeah.

Don't take that for granted either. Don't take that for granted. If there's opportunity to move from nights to days and get on the same schedule with your family and you like the place you work for, now if that opportunity don't exist, you may need to look at doing something else because there's nothing worth you being depressed. over. Exactly. But if they're a good place and you think you can move up and you can change your schedule

and flip it around, then there's a lot of things that you can do for the future of your family. Everything's in a season. Figure out which season you're in. The biggest question that we don't know is what are those four days off look like? Because if you've got four days off and two of them, she's off, then you've got to just pour in those two days. But if that's normal.

If your three days you're working, it's Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and she's off Saturday, Sunday. Then that's a drag. Send us in more information. John. John from Indiana, I want more information. And then we can really help. I've been to Indiana.

He's a goldmined today, folks. All right. Send us out of here. I got one for the heartbroken hillbilly. All right. Psalms 147. We're going to start in three and we're just going to read till I get tired. Get tired because it's so good.

He heals the broken hardened heart. It's talking like sound. Psalms 147. He heals the broken-hearted and binds up their wounds. He determines the number of stars and calls them each by name. Great is our Lord and mighty in power. His understanding has no limit. The Lord sustains the humble but casts the wicked to the ground.

Sing to the Lord with grateful praise, make music to our God on the harp. Broken Heart of Hillbilly. I forgot your name. Dead come it. Morgan. Morgan. Morgan. Morgan.

Morgan. God's with you, even if that umpire's not. And he's got a plan for you, and I'm sure it's way better than 162 baseball games a year. And your boyfriend getting yelled at. Hey, mine take you? Hey, you gave him three strikes? Go ahead and call him out, baby. Get on.

I wish we had an organ. And get on, will you alive? Take me off to the ballgame. Take me home from the ball game. All right. We'll see y'all next time right here. All right. We're out.