Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Accidentally Challenges an Inmate to a Sing-Off

Episode Date: September 19, 2024

Uncle Si returns from California with a fresh perspective on freedom and forgiveness after visiting San Quentin Rehabilitation Center where he was treated like a rock star! Martin realizes his complaints about a poor teal season pale in comparison to the prisoners Si met who will never be free. Phillip reveals his secret talent as a hibachi chef and John-David is immediately intrigued. The boys debate the wisdom of a group of scientists attempting to revive a wooly mammoth using fossilized DNA. Check out @godbehindbars here: https://www.godbehindbars.com/ - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ty, you sing bass now Stai sing bass He ain't singing no tenor Stop singing tenor I can't believe they're That's sensitive To weather Oh, Tiel

I was like, who were we talking about What happened? I thought He probably had They probably had 2,000, maybe 3,000 The coal snap hit Yeah

Took them out Little cold front come in Really the hurricane Oh It's a hurricane. That's a big Hurricane. What was her name?

Francis Francis. It's duck season, y'all. It is duck season. You know what else today is? And she just left here. She didn't want to be on camera on her birthday. So we respect that. But Bella is 22.

Happy birthday, Bella. The baby of the original Willie Robertson family. That rowdy came later. But like, you know, out of the original kind of crew that you've seen on Duck Dider. her up from the dance studio over by Johnny's Pizza. Willie would be like, hey, can you go pick Bella up from the dance? What?

Hold on. I'm out. Anybody in the house? You never even worked for him and he had you picking up his kids? He didn't care. He just knew he wasn't going to do it. Hey, Phil, did me a favor. Just like the first time I walked into like the gymnastics studio to get Sadie,

everybody in there, I turned their head and looked at me. Of course, I wouldn't work anymore. Of course, I'm looking rough. Right. I mean, like, I have really let myself go at this point. And then Sadie's looking at you like. Yeah. And now Sadie looking at her.

She's like, oh, yeah, he's cool. Yeah, that's my dad's friend. He's just here to pick me up. If Willie's kids grew up nowadays, they'd all be stuck somewhere else because nobody he sent to pick them up would be allowed to pick up the child. No, not at all. Yeah, things have changed a lot in that regard. But we were talking to Bella about. So, you know, Willie's got Rebecca,

foreign exchange student from Taiwan. And I was like, and I said, so I just asked, was her name Rebecca? I don't, I don't know how this worked. Yeah.

And then Bella said, no, that's what she chose. So I was like, Phil. Solid name, good choice. If you could choose a name,

what would it be? Like, you're obviously Philip, like you can have any name in the word world, Philip. Are you still sticking with Phil? Wow.

I think I'm just going to stick with, yeah, Phil. It would be weird to change at this point. Yeah, but like, you know, man, that's a really cool name. Oh, I'll tell you, I did. In college, I went by Wade, because that's my middle name. I'm out. Wade. Yeah, I went.

In college, I was like, I'm going to go by Wade. Wade, Mac. And it was kind of fun because the- That must be a Macmillan thing. The teacher, hey, the teacher would call me, and I didn't know who she was talking to. I'd be talking, Wade. They're talking to you, Wade. You just turned 18. You're like, you know what, I'm Wade now.

I just did something different for a couple semesters, you know. That's interesting. College was the best 15 years of my life, Sa. It's a good six years. Wade, Wade McMillan. That's, it doesn't have the same. I mean, because you can't say, oh, Wade. Oh, Wade.

I mean, I guess you're, you're a man. You were just meant to be four letters. Oh, yeah. Wade. Actually, you know what, Wade? I'm calling you. you wade from here on out. Wade?

Who's he talking? You're Wade now. So my son. Hunter, please change the name underneath him that it says right now from Phil to Wade. That's funny. Thank you. That year felt like you got short end of the stick and I mean, he's on down the line.

They used their. Because my mother said one time just, you know, was talking. She said, well, it don't seem like I had you long, you know. And I said, well, it's your own fault. I said, you name you after Paul's Travel. and companion in the Bible. I've been on the road ever since. Yeah.

You got up and got gone. Did they ever call you Merritt? Oh, they called me a bunch of nicknames. Fishmouth. Perchmouth. Perchmouth. Fish face. On purse mouth.

In case y'all wondering, folks, Uncle Si is a little under the weather. He got a little case of laryngitis. He has been traveling. He's been a traveling man. He hit up Texas doves and then he went to San Quentin. And now he ain't got no voice anymore. brand as young as he used to be. Hey, that was a really excellent trip.

So what's that? San Quentin. Yeah. Phil, you were there. Mm-hmm. Oh, it was awesome. Unbelievable. And I'll tell you, we were with Willie and Corey,

and they are great. Willie and Corey are just great with these guys. I mean, and it's called God Behind Bars, if y'all want to check it up. It's really cool. And Si did great. I'm telling you, Cy, I'm so proud of you because when you went in there,

you just preached like you ain't never preached in your life. after them boys and they all knew him. There's a thousand people screaming, Uncle Sa, Uncle Sae, Uncle Saul. Hold on. Si, I preach. I've read.

Like he's never preached. Yes. Maybe that's what happened to his voice. I'm sure that's got to be part of it because he did. He did really good. And I couldn't believe that everybody there knew Sai. And the warden, the lady that took us around, she was just like, Uncle Sai, why do all these people love you?

And he was like, hey, I don't know. He said, there is a God and he's got a sense of human. humor because look at me. It's a good thing. Yeah. And also the, who else spoke? It was the, the, I don't know her name. American sniper.

Yeah. Oh, Tea. American sniper's wife. Yeah, Chris Kyle's wife. Taya Kyle. So she spoke and her son, who's 20 years old spoke for the first time. Excellent. She was the best speaker of the day.

Who, Taya? I agree. Taya is awesome. So we've done a lot of events with her. Yeah. That woman has, you know, she's got it. Yeah. She's got a damn fat.

Yeah. She is a really good human at the root of everything. Aside from the speaking, she is just a good human. Absolutely. We've done a lot of events with her. I mean, because of the horrible thing that happened to her husband and all that. That all happened while we were ascending the fame ladder or whatever you want to call it.

So, you know, when you get a bunch of rednecks together and you want to get them rallied up, you bring in American sniper's wife and Duck Dynasty. I mean, it just kind of happens, you know. And, I mean, throw in Marcus LaTrell and we got a trifecta here, right? Tim Tebow the night before, baby. Tim Tebow opened for everybody, you know, but he had to go, you know, go do college game day the next day.

So, like, yeah, no, we've done a lot of stuff with her. And she is, she's a fantastic human. I really admire her. Her speech set up for what I was going to say. Just perfectly. Almost like a good Lord intended. No, no. Yeah.

Because I didn't know. I had no idea. what I was going to say. Yeah. And then when, you know, when I walked up, I said,

oh, yeah. Listen up. Perchmouth got something to say. Thank you. And I'm going to leave my voice in prison. Here's the thing. It's doing two to five.

The human race has taken the word religion and destroyed it where it's not even recognized. Okay. Yeah. That's why I'm on a kick right now. that I say it and emphasize, I know the man, and I did it. I turned in that prison yard. I pointed up to the son behind them.

I said, hey, I know the man that hung that, that, the moon, and the stars, all of it. Because I said, hey, the father, son, holy spirit. I said, the father and the spirit, holy spirit are spirits. I said, but when you come to the sun, there's a big, big different one on here, boys. He was God in human form. Flesh and blood.

And the only reason he become flesh is where we could get our hands on him and kill him. It's the only reason he left him. I thought it was powerful because we watched the movie The Blind. You know, the night before we had watched the blind and they loved it

and they went crazy watching it. Yeah, because Phil's thing was whose man. That's all he used to say. Wait, time out. Was Johnny Dee on the big screen in prison. Yeah.

Yeah. That's where we saw Johnny D and I was like, I know him. I know that dude. That's just me and my buddy's drinking beer shooting ducks back in the day.

In prison. My buddy, Phil Robertson. Johnny D., you've been in San Quentin. A time or two. That's wild. The fact that I was even the small part of that movie.

It was good. Even though my lines got cut. But the visual. They love the movie. I always have it, baby. It was awesome. Johnny D did great on the movie. If you ain't seen it,

go watch it. and so I took that, you know, who's the man? He said, I'm going to tell you who the man is. And then he,

which I thought was powerful, he told them about Christ from the stage. And the last thing he said was, he said, boys, listen to me, and it got real quiet, and there's a thousand men

looking on, and the guards were walking around with guns above us, you know what I mean? It was scary. And he said, boys, if y'all ain't got Jesus,

y'all ain't got doodly, squat! And that's what I'll shut it down with. And the place went wild, Then I got him and grabbed him and I wheeled him on out. He said y'all ain't got, I'm out. Wield them on out? Yeah.

Well, I had to take a chair with us because it's a long way. Oh, I bet you're a long walk, walking around prison. Oh, I ain't even walk nowhere. It's long way to the top if you want to rock and roll like side of it. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking.

And y'all know, we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Tritels Beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sal Robertson would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritales beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way.

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The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritails Beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat eater, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. And he did like this.

He did. So I was waving at everybody going by. Hey, boys. Everybody wanted an autograph. We had to stop the autograph. line because it was like boom really and they had hats and pins I mean they gave them there's like hey well who are you all signing who are y'all signing stuff for I got the inmates the inmate I got question so like the inmates were able to walk up there to you yeah oh yeah we were like surrounded by them

and you could pray with them talk to them whatever you want to do it did it make you uncomfortable at all the only I want to know about the side the only uncomfortable part because I know you were scared I was so scared. I love it. The only thing uncomfortable was when they'd open it, like that, unlike that iron door. Yeah.

And then click that. And the guy that locked it, he's walking the other way. Yeah. And I'm inside. Yeah. Okay. I got you some hot tea,

Seth. Yeah. Thank you, Beth. Let me see. Our Canadian friend made hot tea. I thought you were only into ice tea, but we're going to find out. Well,

I'll try anything to help this. Help us. voice out. Yeah, I had my voice out. So the inmates didn't bother you. Just the thought, the thought of being locked in prison is what bothered you. Well, that sound, that sound has a distinct echo. Yeah, that big metal door.

The whole door is metal. Yeah. When it slam shuts and they lock it, it makes a distinct, Hey, the funny thing is, Willie got up and was talking to him, and he pulls out a duck call. Oh, no. He says, boys, I'll smuggled in a car. and he hits it bra

bra bra bra how it sounded and then we did a question answering the guy said well we want to know

how you smuggled it in exactly how you smuggled it in and do you have another one yeah well he said I had to do this I've smuggled something in San Quentin he did do it

he would and he'd get away with it I have a question though if you're I mean San Quentin you pretty much that's that's like a close to a final

destination you're going to be there a minute yeah what you need an autograph hat for well some of them are going to get out on they're going to be paroled some of them was in there for 200 years yeah we met a guy that went in when he was 20 fix your mic's eye so he can hear a guy went in he was 20 years old he got caught up for murder sorry fix your mic man for murder for murder and uh he did it as a teenager that's right and now he's got a chance to get out at what age He's probably 50. What was cool about this is the family that he killed some of forgave him and are helping him get out.

Yeah, and they put it in writing. That's amazing when you think about it. I've always read in the Bible where, you know, you need to be content any situation you find yourself in. I don't think I could ever be content locked up. But I've seen a bunch of people that they had dealt with. it and what I mean said he said I'm freer here than I am out in the world he says there's because there's so much crap I can get into in the world and I'm and I'm a slave again

interesting no no it was it that had an impact on that dude that dude said that that's a different level of forgiveness well no no no somebody kills your family that's what I'm saying hey people he killed I'm just going to ask the obvious question how many He didn't tell me. He just said, hey, I murdered. I'm in for murder. Okay. Yeah.

And he said in the family, I've got with them and told them how sorry I really am that I did it because I was a teenager. I was a teenager. Didn't have no sense. And they actually have forgiven me and are helping me get out. That's why. Yeah, I'm like you. That's a level of forgiveness is hard to comprehend there, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's, that's Jesus level. forgiveness as far as on on earth no that is a Jesus thing you know forgiving forgiving forgiving somebody for stealing you a little Debbie or you know yeah you know yeah you know that's a tough one too dropping dropping something on the ground that you love dearly or something that's one thing but like yeah like you just whack in whackin your family yeah if you just watch your mom get murdered yeah and then you're going to forgive the guy that did it

Let's help him get out of the pen. That's just hard to like. Well, no, no. That's a different level. That's that. I mean, good for them, awesome. We should all strive to be that way. Try to do that.

Yeah. No, it's just hard to think about and comprehend. Well, that's why in my 76 years of life on earth, I've seen some amazing things that the height that we can go if we're given opportunity. what's crazy is how come that story ain't out there because it's too good probably probably you know what I mean because hey our media stinks there is a video they don't have report anything that's important yeah there is a video on

Facebook that that captures this trip that we took the other thing is the second day when we went in and we went to the yard I was so scared and nervous because there was many guns and prisoners around me. You got a guilty conscience? No, I just... No, that's an entirely different situation. It really is. And look, and I was trying to help, and I was watching out for him, you know,

because I'm a protector and a servant in real life. And a wheelchair driver. And a wheelchair driver. Like you. So we're in the middle of the show, and I said, oh my goodness, I've got my phone in my my pocket. I have smuggled my phone in accidentally. And Willie was like, what's he got? I was like, man, I think I got my phone in my pocket. And you told Willie? Yeah, because he's sitting right

beside me. Well, he's the guy that's going to go, everyone, Wade's got his phone in his pocket. He didn't do it. No, so he's the guy that'll take his out and start calling yours. Yeah. Trying to make it go off so you get in trouble. That's what Willie Robertson. I did take some pictures and I'm going to send them to Hunter so if you want to show some pictures of where we went. You took pictures inside Lockup? Yeah, I had my phone. I said, let me just go ahead and take a few snaps.

First off, that's going to get us in trouble. How in the world? It's accident. You accidentally took photos? How in the world do you and Willie Robertson beat the system? Mine was accidental. His was intentional.

Well, see, then where did he put that duck call? I'll tell you this. I didn't fart. Hey, I'll tell you this, he got so tickle when he pulled it out. Did he? He was laughing and said, I have smoked or something into San Quentin boys. He said that on the mic. I don't know that I would admit it.

I would have just done it and then been like, I'm good. But I guess, like, if you're at San Quentin and you're working, that you're not really worried about things going in, as much as you're worried about stuff. No, you're worried about things going out. I mean, really, though? Because once you're in there, it's in there. No.

Like, where's it going to go? All you're worried about is that last gate. Has no one seen Shawshank Redemption? Well, yeah, all the time. They were smuggling stuff in the whole time. I know. A rock hammer. Andy Dufrin wouldn't have got out without it.

Hey, that's it. That's why they can't have stuff coming in. And picture of Rita Hayworth. I mean, it's one of my favorite movies. I can go through the whole thing. Just what you said. Just think about what you just said. If they would have taken the, what I'm looking for,

If they would have done before they got locked up, if they'd have been going like they was, you know, doing this stuff, you know, the sky would be the limit. They could have done anything. Yeah, but they chose the wrong route. Yeah. That's why I was telling you what to go about. It amazed at me the heights we can reach if we'll just go for it.

Yeah. I agree. y'all yeah but we always slide okay and their own wrong direction right crazy tell you what i asked him to do i asked him to slide one of the guard a couple hundred bucks and throw your butt in a cell turn around walk away just see what you do because i know i know you but then now i realize my size that he couldn't he wouldn't have nobody driving you don't want will he driving you into stuff on purpose no side behavior no side behavior headed out there to the bay if Willie was driving.

The last video you'd see a sigh on somebody's TikTok out there, just going, boom, out in the ocean. Lord. Well, Philip got locked up and I went over for the clip. Si, you went all the way. What did you eat in San Francisco? We had popcorn shrimp and some other crap they had. Did you eat prison meal?

Did you eat food in the prison? No, this was cool. They had a hot dog. Gook out. Really? Yeah, yeah. So all the inmates were eating, what was like 8,000 hot dogs were cooked?

Man, it was tons. Yeah, it was lined up. Were there any females in there? 8,000 hot? Yes, not prisoners. Not inmates, so it's a male-only facility. Yeah, but then females came in and they were helping with the show. That's what surprised me.

Is that not an amazing number of anybody? Well, 8,000. How many prisoners in there? Is Joey Chestnut and Jay? 3,000. 3,000, well, that's just a little over to a person. I thought we were at one. Johnny D.

I watched you eat like 15 one day. Yeah. That was for a contest. I know what, but you can still do it. Hey, there's too many people in San Francisco. I thought she was going to say San Quentin. No, no, there's too many people in San Francisco. Yeah.

I mean, these dudes are stacked on top of each other up mountain sides. No, I couldn't live there. Oh, our man, Brody did. Yeah. Our man, the gymnast. I mean, I couldn't have. I wouldn't make it very long. I couldn't have in San Francisco or California.

All of it. Yeah. That like northwestern side of California, I might make it in. And they got a lot foul up there. But. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Docton is big time up there. I ain't real worried about that.

They've actually got a marsh, big marsh up there. Yeah, the Delta. Yeah. California Delta, yeah. Where I thought where all the fruit is raised and all the festivals. All the festivals. That's interesting. So what was your take-on from San Quentin, Philip?

That's just a place you don't want to end up? Well, yeah, I mean, first of all, I don't want to end up there. But also, it really made an impression on me because to see these guys, you know, to be free, even though they're a prisoner, they're no longer a prisoner and a slave to sin. Now they're a prisoner and a slave to Christ. And so, yeah, that made an impact on me. just knowing, I could do so much more out here being free in this world. And I hope that I do more.

But just their testimony and seeing their pain and suffering that they went through. And if you've done a lot and you've been forgiven a lot, you know, you can understand these guys need forgiveness. And, you know, we tried to be Christ to them the best that we could. So I came home telling my wife and family about it. You know, be glad of what you got. be glad that you're free you're free in Christ

you're free to do things out here and don't ever take that for granted interesting that's cool well there's there's no appreciation shown out of most people I'm serious you know all you ever hear

no woe is me you know and hey you got two cars parked in your yard oh he's about to go well no well I'm totally on your side here You're saying, here you are, bad mouth and everything. And woe with me, yo. Oh, pity, pity, pity.

And you got two, you have two cars sitting in your yards. Yeah. I love. And you're, you're obese, okay. So, hey, you ain't starving to death. No, I get sick of it. I really do. You know, there's no appreciation for what God has giving you.

Okay. I agree. We live in a society that preaches more, more, more. Oh, no. Give me, give me, give me. Give me, give me, give me more and more, more. This isn't enough. Contentment.

It's all about contentment. That's why I read it and I don't know if I could. I want more and I want to do better for my kids and all the things, you know, all that too. But there ain't nothing that gets lost on me when I look up at that roof. It ain't leaking. And I stop and listen, that air conditioning kicks on. And I go to that pantry and I can grab whatever I want to eat out of. Like, you know, some of that stuff will get lost on you from time to time,

but it is important to remember. Look, I'll tell you right now, these first three days of teal season have sucked. Like. How many have you killed, Martin? I have, me personally, three. Three? I've watched 17 die and I've killed three of them. Now, the good news with that is I've only shot at four of them.

So I'm batting 7.50. I'll take that on opening week. However. A week. Well, opening three days. Three days. Well, it might as well be because it's going to be a couple of four. I go back.

I'm done. I'm done giving type A blood out every morning. I'm off at. He's going to wait. Okay, because he told me, hey, you know, it's off. They left. Yeah, it's done. I'm taking a few days off.

I'm tired. I spoke last night around Little Rock, Arkansas, drove back, got back midnight and said, I'm going to duck hunting again. That's dumb. However, you know what I did? the last three days, I woke up and went duck hunting. And I'm very thankful, even though it sucked,

that that was what I got to do. And not only I get to do it, I got paid to do it. Like, that is my profession. No matter how bad the hunting sucks, I still get paid to go duck hunt. They go to duck hunt. So that's a good thing. Like, you know.

You know what I think about in times like that? What's that? Could be a Cowboys fan. Boom! Oh. I was waiting. I've been waiting for 25 minutes to say we're back. We're back.

That's all I need to say for now. Wow. Where we'll be more. This football season, I'm going to annoy everyone. Poodat. We're back. Hey, and your boy car is for real. What up?

So look. Sorry. All right. That's all I need to do. Back to your, uh, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's content. No, I am. Look, here's...

Yesterday was about one of, it was one of the better days. days of life. Now, I saw via the gram that spread your father put out for Sunday afternoon and evening dinner. What all did he have and why did I want every bit? I couldn't even recognize it and I knew I wanted it because you ended on shrimp. Like the last plate was shrimp. And so I was like, whatever it goes with shrimp, yes.

So my dad got one of them. Oh, it's good. Pro tip, whenever you buy your dad something, Father's Day, Christmas, birthday, make it beneficial for yourself. Amen, buddy. Be selfish. So my dad, we always get him something he can cook on. Well, he done got deep in that flat top griddle. It's what he likes doing right now.

And so we all go over there every Sunday night, play a little pickleball with the nieces, have fun, and dad cooks. And he always just buys whatever's on sale at Super 1 or something. A lot of pork chops. It's always real good. But they made the mistake because, you know, planning a menu gets old. Yeah. They made the mistake and they sent me and my sister. They said, what does everybody want to eat Sunday night?

I waited two minutes and said. We didn't wait. Nobody in time. Nobody said nothing. I said fried rice, steak, and shrimp. And he did it. He had filet mignon in there. Oh, it was good.

I was like, this is our slow time of your dad. You spent some money on this meal. it was so good. I knew that looked good on that Instagram story you posted. He went all out and the Saints Beach Cowboys

I made a waffle for breakfast. So his grill is like a habachi he can make a grittle. Yeah, it's a griddle. Every once I go full waffle house in there that nice habachi. I've done a little habachi cooking myself. Have you?

Mm-hmm. Where? Oh, you have to wait and see on Duck Family Treasure. Oh, did you like catch an egg in your hat or anything? Did you try to do tricks? I did some good.

He would have been something better than that. He couldn't do it if he tried a million times. He threw an egg up, okay, and caught it on the side of the specular. He caught, oh, and cracked it? Cracked it. Hey, the egg fell on the grill. He flings the back behind him. Are you a professional?

It was hilarious. I said, you... I was hungry. Now, see, would you be shocked if you were to come to find out that our friend Wade did a little stand at the Waffle House? I would not be. Knowing Philip and everything he's done in his life. He probably is. Knowing Philip and everything he's done, that may be where Wade got started.

Hey, he went in there and put Wade on his name tag. There's... Waffle House Wade. Were you ever a habachi chef? I don't know. I was able to habachi grill. Hey, he put on some pretty good moves. Is that where you filmed it at?

It was. You'll have to watch the show, Johnny Dean. Oh, was it at Tokyo? I can't remember. Or Ronan. It was a film. Phillips house. Oh, is that his own house? You bought one of them little white things that you plug into the wall? No. You got a riddle? This was a, you just have to watch the show to see.

You're legit. You're being modest right now. Hey, look, and actually it was pretty good because he had fried rice and all that stuff. That's what Big Dave did. Is that your thing? Wade? You're a habaachi chef. On the down low, yeah. Can we like hire you to like come to our house and do No, you cannot. Habachi night? No, no. Because I bet you got all the same charge. Because I bet Philip puts on a show.

All the same jokes. Japanese Coca-Cola. The fire was shooting up. Hey, Philibbitt boys. Want to see Japanese egg roll and they're rolling across the deal. And then at the end, they did a little volcano. Oh, can you do that? Can you do the volcano?

We did the Choo Choo Choo Choo Choo Train. We did the volcano and the Choo Choo Choo Choo Chene. Unbelievable. Mildered and Coven. That is the only way to happen. That's amazing. They kept saying, hey, well, eat some more. That's, well, yeah, it ain't bad, you know, so I ate some more.

Fried rice. With chopsticks. I would hate to know the amount of fried rice I could consume. Because it's, I mean, we're talking about pounds of them. I love it. I mean. Phil does that real good. Legitimately love it.

Yeah. Phil does that real good. And however many eggs you're supposed to put in there, double it. Like, just keep scrambling them eggs and throwing them over. I got leftovers. What I'm eating tonight. Praise be. I love it.

Makes me hungry. We always end up with food. I love a good Sunday, man. It's hard to beat a good weekend in the fall. Yeah. Agreed. Yeah. Because it's hunting season, it's football season.

It's all the things that we look forward to. Even though they try to ruin football, you ain't getting me out. You ain't weeded me out. I ain't stoned. I ain't no quitter. I ain't watch ball playing in a mom. I ain't no quitter. I'm going to keep watching.

Can we ask the question? What? I think he at least watch some. Yeah. Stone? Yeah. Do you think Stone watches a little football? Now, here's what I'll say about Stone.

He's also the guy that said, I ain't got time for Facebook and Instagram and all that. Well, he sure talks about what we post a lot to me. I saw that video. I saw that real Jared put together. That looked good. And I'm like, well, for a second. He got a burner account. Well, I'm like, so just keep.

If you don't have the account, that means you're not on there. Like, are you logging into Annas or something? Like, because let me tell you something. Your wife on there, I see her on there. She's selling them pound cakes all time and them cookies. Because I get on that bag, I'm like, yep, give me one. Like, I know Anna Stone's been mo. I ain't scared of it.

I like when people do the cooking on Facebook and we keep the government out of it and we're just cooking our homes and we buy everybody's specialties. Yeah, I mean, because if they thought enough of it to try and sell it, That's legit. You need to get Jeffrey's, Jeffrey that works here, his wife. Well, I saw somebody shared that them dumplings. Do it.

Well, no. I promise. I felt so bad because she's up to like 75 dozen that she's got to do it. No, that ain't nothing. No, that's something. Well. 35 dozen, hey, yeah. No, no, they accidentally did at one time

because her mom used to own a restaurant in China. Yeah. It's silly. Oh, I got a good idea for you. It just come to me. What is it? You in front of the honeyhole sign holding a catfish saying, we eat our cats at the honeyhole.

Oh, I like it. I like it. I like it. They're eating our cats. I think that people would share it. They're eating our cats. At the honeyhole, we eat our cats. And it's just you with a catfish.

I need to go catch a catfish. You got the gar commanders, them suckers put out jugs every other night. They bring you a blue cat. That's what a big one. Gar commanders are no longer the gar commanders. And I want a t-shirt that says that too. What's that? We eat our catfish.

The Gar commanders are bass fishermen. They grew up. I told you this. No, they grew up and got snobby on you. No, they ain't got snobby yet. They joined the high school bass fishing team, and they came and asked me to sponsor them. I said, y'all don't even know what a bass looks like. And they said, we're going to win.

And then they said, look, everybody's like Team Westman Row, team Shudrant, team Quitman. We're team Gar commanders. I said, I'm going to give you a hat for that because that makes me laugh. and so they were out they came in last place i'm pretty sure but the second it breaks into a jug running competition we got them yeah it goes into catching quantity over quality there you guys the gar rodeo they'll be right did you know there's a gar rodeo down south how you go ride a gar you it's just catching on my blood oh but i don't sound like a rodeo they catching like 50 is some them alligator gars yeah after them big and it's like a gar catching contest man one of

Gar. Gar hole. Let me tell you what's a gar. Teal season. That's a gar. That's a gar rodeo every morning. Are you okay? I'm fine.

I'm just tired. I'm just tired. There's nothing worse than like working really hard for something to not be any fun. Ask the Cowboys. Get it again. Judging by the output, I don't know how hard they're working. Johnny D's got a question. Are y'all steal them boys?

Anyway. No, that does. think though when you like get you get fired up you get so excited like and then it's just a or just a dud and it's like oh man especially like we had a couple guests in town so it's like

what kind of what kind of were they at least green wing teal no no skanky old blue wings I ain't even seen a green wing saw a bunch of shoves open the morning bunch of shoved was already down there so you saw a bunch of teal in Texas oh yeah yeah a big group all a bunch of Louisiana too well they go

they down south they All my friends down south of Louisiana are having fun. Okay, I got a question. So the hurricane moved them. They went into the hurricane? They went to the water. Went to the water. Fresh water.

Yeah. I don't know how a duck up here knows that it just rained nine inches down there, but they know. They know. That's wild. She had water. Yeah, they just get up and go. So all them boys, it's whatever. That's why I'm saying they're so I can't believe that that's a sense.

to the weather. I'm just glad I canceled. The doves are, for sure. Oh, yeah. Doves do the same thing. That's been a bad deal. Si is supposed to go up in the morning. I called it Friday,

or I texted Christine Friday night, and I said, take a rain check. It's off. Abort the mission. Yeah, I went and had to look around, and I said. And nothing.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. And he showed me the pictures. Okay, there's about 5,000 flying around where we was going hunting. Yeah. I said, we finished burn our gun barrel off.

Nope. But over there. They left. Went over and it was cricket. Legitimately, cricket. All you heard was chirping. They're that sensitive to the weather. I said, not we're out.

Well, Sye did turn me on to a, using a 28 gauge for a dove hunting. Hey, it was nice. I didn't know. Y'all just did some jail time. I'm the driver. You got to learn when to take a breath, man. So Sight turned me on.

to a 28 gauge. To a 28 gauge. That's a good shot gun. It doesn't kill. Well, my shoulder was killing me from shooting. How he does you all kill? A limit every day. And Rowdy kept poking the bear.

He was. He hit him right. He'd hit him right to shoulder. He quit that. After three days of gunning, yeah. I ain't believing that. I ain't believing that. They made a face.

You got them. Johnny D. Hello at Duckcallroom.com. We got anything interesting in there? Disturbingly interesting. Oh, okay. Oh, I like that. Hey, I like it.

I'm down with the sickness. First off, hello at duckcallroom.com. Also, big news. Big news. I have never called this number in my life, but we were about to show the people how to do it. You're going to want to call the phone number 318, 215.

6559 hit call I'm putting it on speaker phone I'm calling it you don't call it this is the duck call room's new phone number who's this going to be

I don't know yeah this looks fine you reached my answering machine hey look read me a message for us to play in the duck call room and you just might hear yourself

in an upcoming episode what but please hey keep it short and don't forget make it funny Make it funny, boys. Hey, sigh.

This is John David. Hey, Johnny. I love you. But the email is, Hello at Duck Call Room. The phone number now. It's new. It's exciting.

It's 318, 215, 6559. Remember, a Canadian is going to be listening to all these names. Beth. Be nice. Call the number and be heard. She's a can't America. And don't make a sick amounty on you. That's right.

Count him out of me. Exactly. So that's exciting. We got that going on. 318, 215, 6559. Whose number did that used to be is the real question? Or did we just get a new phone? I don't wait until we change that one.

That's actually Willie Robertson's phone number. Call it. Okay, look, I got a guy that's smarter than most of us. He's Martin levels of smart. He passed me if he went to Notre Dame. This man's name of Zach. It says PhD student, graduate teacher, assistant Department of Chemistry and Biochemistry

University of Notre Dame. I did not know. Department of chemistry and biochemistry? Exactly. Wow. I didn't know these type of people listen to this podcast. He's into moths. I'm saying he's a nerd. He's a nerd. I love it. He sent a lot of nerdy things,

then a lot of theological things. But we got to talk about something. There's a company out there that he has found called Colossil biosciences that are working to resurrect the woolly mammoth bum bum

have we not made enough movies about why this is a bad idea I don't know the woolly mammoth be kind of where does it stop he'd be kind of tight because then you got to get saber tooth tigers to control the mammoths and that's when we all die they already mixed Oreos and Coke

what we have to stop doing things just because we can that's the problem with the politics these days people are just doing stuff just because we figured out how even though we shouldn't and they're like well we can have you had them oh why would I weird it's like you drink a Coke and then all of a sudden there's an Oreo in your mouth and you don't know how you got there it's weird I've I got six more at the house if you want to come by. I drank four yesterday, so I can't tell if I hate them or I love them. But we shouldn't have done it. The same way we shouldn't bring back the woolly mammoth.

You drank them? Four. Oh, this is a Coke that tastes like Oreo, not an Oreo that tastes like Coke. I got both. I could not find the Oreos that tastes like Coke, but I found the Cokes that tastes like Oreo. See, this is a Jurassic Park thing. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. Not can you? Yeah. Why would you? Exactly. Yeah. I feel like we did not pay close enough attention to those movies.

But the woolly mammoth would be cool. They're trying the dodo bird too. And I was like, whatever, Zach, you science. The dodo bird. Why would you bring back something so lame as the dodo bird? The only thing that gives me hope is, those don't look like real people. At least bring back like, oh, no, those are models.

Those look like real people. Yeah, those are real people. 100%. But then they have. some girls to come in there from Notre Dame's. Mm-hmm. Clip art. Eye candy.

I'm just worried that we've gone too far. Sy, what do you think? We've gone over to the dark side, boys. Zach? But, I mean, but I would pay to go see the Willie Man. But, hey, it would be a hoot to ride a Willie member. Bringing Willie's back.

Just saying. No, no, it would be a hoot to ride of Willie Memble. I'm just saying. I don't magically, like, want to put a loin cloth on and grab a club and go hunting. but I'm interested and what he looks like I mean I would think like a musk ox has got to be like some long descendant

of a woolly mammoth or something because they got kind of the same shaggy fur all the things but look how much bigger a woolly mammoth is than an elephant we do not need those here God took those fuckers out with the blood for a reason no no why not

because they wouldn't fit on the ark it's the only logical explanation No, you see, that's your assumption. Oh, it's a total guess. That's right. And a bad. Would you want that on the ark with you if you were Noah? I would like to ride it.

I would like to make it a pet. They could put a hole in the boat and sink all the animals and animals. No, no, and I'd actually name it, mango. Mango the mammoth. Mango the mammoth. Is it there? Mango. Stoop.

Stoop. Sit in them big tons. I'd make me a hammock in it. That's actually genius. That's funny. How do we know how big a woolly mess? They got the bones. Whoa, okay.

I'm all right. Science versus truth was. I just, there's always a moving target with all that stuff that's fossilized that I have a problem with. What? That they wouldn't fit on the arc? No, that this year that was a million years old. Now, new science has proven that it's 20 million years old. Now, new science says that it's 360 million years.

Why don't we just call it old? Why does it matter when it was there? What does that have to do with anything? You can't really like Zach. Zach's got a whole philosophy on now. You can't back up what you're saying. That's what I'm saying. So why just say, yeah, it's old.

Why do we have to date it? What's the... I don't trust carbon. Are you kidding? I only trust oxygen. Yeah. So. Well, I say what I trust.

Phil and Matt Owens done the genealogy. And this earth will be on when everybody says, oh, 14 million, billion years ago. Hey, they went back, okay, and it's about 70, between 73 and 75 years old. 7,000. Yeah, 7,500. My man, Zach's got a lot of, like, really good stuff on that. I mean, it's kind of deep, but... Yeah, see, that's what...

So, Zach, you're level-headed, even though you're a Notre Dame student. Good for you. Oh, yeah, no, he's, I agree with that. You didn't drink the Kool-Aid that Notre Dame's good. All right, good. And he says thanks for putting Jesus first and fun second on the podcast. All right.

Woolly mammoths are not fun. They are dangerous society. Wait a bit. They are fun. Maybe. Maybe. Yeah, but it'd be fun. What if...

Anyways. That's like, why don't we look? What if like... Making the woolly mammoth is like the reset. Look, here's what I think we need to do that. What? We need to go in there and we need to rope all them zebras and then get a bunch of cowboys to break them and, you know,

make them saddle horses. Hey. Y'all remember when that D. Hey, Dan, hey, Dan, hey, look, Ben, you send a bunch of long, a longhorn cattle over. Okay. Well, if you want to ride zebras, just go to Texas.

You ain't got to go to African. Oh, no. No, it's got to go to Africa. Texas is wild because I had one other email. Brandon offered to just mail me a pet bass. Like, I can't catch one. I don't know if that's cool or not. Brandon?

That is cool. You're an interesting guy. I'm interested in you. What a time to be alive. We're bringing back Willie Mamis and mailing bass. He's like, hey, you need a pet bashes. Hey, pet bass. Yeah.

What a time to be alive. I'll mail you a bass. And then he said, if your dad won't give you any shiners, I'll mail you some of them too. I think he might be in the fish business. He must be in the fish business. In Texas. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, definitely. You drop him a pen at Willie's house and have him restock the bass in there since he's trying to get rid of them. Yeah, I like that. I like that a lot. Anyway, Bible verse of the day, Luke 747, kind of goes along with what we were saying earlier. Jesus said this about, I think it's the woman at the well, if I'm not wrong. Oh, they'll let you know in a comment. What did he say?

What did he say? Therefore, I tell you her sins, which are many are forgiven, for she love much, but he who is forgiven little loves little. Kind of goes along with what we were saying about them guys that's saying quitting. They've been forgiven of a lot because they did something to get in there. And so they were able to love a lot and be free. So just remember that. If you've been forgiven of a lot, you're going to love a lot.

And it's hard to love a lot if you've been forgiven of little. Yeah. And speaking of free, y'all should have seen Hunter on his first. stuck up with us. What? Were you just now telling us this? Did he kill anything? He was filming.

He killed them all. So he got all nine. He got all nine. He got all nine. He was in on all nine. Hunter. Hunter looks, Hunter looks good in chest waiters.

And I finally saw the boy with a hat on. I believe that. All right. We'll see y'all now. Here's a picture of dinosaurs on this website. This is bad.