Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Actually TURNED DOWN the 'Ride of a Lifetime'

Episode Date: May 9, 2023

Si is once again spitting facts left and right from his vast PBS knowledge: whether it's about the moon or how fast the Earth moves compared to the moon and vice-versa. Martin is upset with Si for declining a ride of a lifetime with the Blue Angels. The boys are freaked out by Godwin's desire to go skydiving and Si says he'd only join him on ONE condition. John-David goes full nerd mode when he talks about some of the cool videos he's watched by Mark Rober and Si shocks the room when he reveals he LOVES watching those videos. Godwin spills his secret fish fry recipe and the boys give advice for a fan asking for side hustle advice to help make ends meet.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the duck. Hey! We're here. That's it. Where else would you rather be? Gobbin? I need a cup of coffee. Galvin.

You should have done that before we started. Now we're rolling, son. That's right. We're on a... But you're a girl, man. If you need to get up and go get you something, go do it. I dare you. Leave you pile of sand out there and garden.

Do it. I thought that was a walnut, but it's not. It looks like a wallnut. It does, don't it. Is it cauliflower? It is a walnut. It is a walnut. Stay tuned later in the ads for what we're talking about.

We're having trouble identifying all the good stuff, isn't it? Hey. It's good. What did you get Miss Paula for her birthday? I know she celebrated one too, huh? Hey. I got her, some of them. She wanted some of them, what's that called?

On yawning where the leaves don't get in it? Oh, gutters? A gutter guard? Yeah. Leaf card. Leaf card. Mm-hmm. That and I got her some hairs.

Never mess with your gutters again, boys. He got her a dozen airs. Oh, I thought you said mirrors or errors? Arrows. Arrows. Arrows. Like bow and air. You bowing air.

Yeah, boeing string. Yeah. Man, you live in a dream where birthday presents are airs and broadheads and deer targets. I buy candles. What do you buy? A new point six. Point five. Read more.

Yeah. Get me a gun. There you go. I was in a fishing pole one time. How'd that go over? I got Brittany a vacuum cleaner. I've done that. Her idea.

Not mine. It was hers. Oh, it was mine. Yeah. It was kind of weird. Paula wanted a lawnmower one time. My dad got my mom a backpack blower for Christmas one time. She fired up, wouldn't she?

Mixed reviews. Mixed reviews. She used a lot, though, for how much she complained about that being her Christmas. doesn't. Just kidding. She was fired up about it. Lord have mercy. Well, look, we got Mother's Day right around the corner.

Don't forget. You got less than a week now. Good. To get your mom something for Mother's Day. And your wife. Yeah. First one. They're too young.

Huh? They're too young to get her something. I'm aware. You got to do it. Yeah. Take care of it. Boy, it's an anniversary. Then her birthday and now Mother's Day.

But see, you're done. I'm running. money. Well, I'm the same way. It's that mine goes birthday, Mother's Day anniversary, but it's all within a month of each other. But then I'm done for a while, you know? Tell Christmas.

Yeah. That's me. I actually till pre-duck season. Yeah. Walk in there with that get-me-over gift to the end of it, then the gift after duck season is always bigger than the one prior. Christmas is easy, though. I just get her broadheads and bullets.

She's happy as a lot. Barred head and bullets, boys. Man, hashtag goals, man. That's goals. B and B. That's a good time. You ought to see her eyes when she pulls back up and sees it's broad heads. Hot heads and bullets.

She gets her bow and goes outside and shoots it. Well, where are you getting her for Mother's Day then? She's a mom. I don't know. I need to think about it. No, Johanna, that's her job now. Wait, what? Isn't there an age where, like, you don't have to buy your,

wise stuff the kids are in charge of that yeah i think it's 60 okay never mind see that's why i asked somebody older than wiser than myself so you're still on the hook no i turned 60 in september oh i'm off to no so this will be your last one yeah because you ain't 60 yet yeah i turned 60 oh i thought you said you turn you're yeah turn and turned is not very different than your vocabulary because i I can't tell if it's turn, turn, turn. You can't figure it out. Turn around.

Hey, I did figure out what's the cause of dry skin was. Okay. Tile. He's back. He's working all the time, boys. I'm here to tell you. He's working all the time. Guy one is back.

Sa, what are you getting Christine for Mother's Day? Nothing. She's got a checking account. He gets what she won't. Oh. I tell you're in the room. Johnny, we're in the room with a bunch of hopeless romantic.

Well, hey, you know, hey, pick it out. Well, hey, if I pick it out

and then she don't like it, I just, you know, yeah, don't bother me. If I pick you out something and then you run your mouth, I don't,

you know, it's kind of like when somebody cooked you a cake, can you tell them it's trash, but then they bring you in a note. Well, no, no,

no, I, that's one of the thing. Look, if you, if you just eat junk, okay, don't ever critique it and say, well, baby,

that was a little, didn't have enough salt, didn't have enough this, didn't have, it wasn't right. Well, you're going to eat bad food all your life. So the Robertsons are very good about critiquing what they eat. You can be nice about. Get in there and cook it yourself. Right. No, that's not an option.

You're going to get told me. That's what she said. That's not an option. With some, with some marriages, that's an option. And look, whatever works for you is fine with me. My grandma always told me you either going to eat it or you're going to wear it. I never understood what wear it meant.

So I just ate it. It just sounded like something I didn't want to have it. Well, I would just fix it. Most grandmalls, when they cook something, it's good. Yeah. But she always says, said, you either going to eat it or you're going to wear it. You got two choices here. You can eat it or wear it.

Yeah. I didn't know what wear it means. She'll throw it on you. But it sounded bad. That's when it grips on your chest when you eat it. That's when you get to eat it and wear it all at the same time. I'm one of them, one of them. because after I ate I got to change my t-shirt

it's always on the right side it's always all over my t-shirt ain't nothing on the left well it's always good you know that's tell you I'm eating a lot of good juicy food you let it just hang around

any mustache up there oh hey no I got to clean up everything else that's right you'll wash my face take it put another shirt on God wouldn't you gonna be all right buddy

he's still he's done clean that pile He reminds me like a horse with a feed bag. That's what he looks like. Because he, for some reason, shoved him all in his mouth like he's going to go somewhere. He was afraid you were going to have a snack. You got to have a snack, boys. Snacks are important.

Deepak sugar regularly. It's a snack pack. I don't know that's how it works. I'm confused. Oh, Lord, have mercy. Unbelievable. Martin, what are you getting Britney for Mother's Day? a bunch of pictures of her and the boys.

You know, since we remodeled and like whenever we basically moved back in, we had the kids, we still haven't really decorated the house, the inside per se. So rather than putting up old stuff, I got a bunch of pictures printed out of her and the boys. Good call. I don't know. It seemed like the least offensive thing I could do. We've said we need to decorate after we had kids and that was nine years ago and we still haven't. Yeah.

Well, the good news is we didn't decorate prior. So it's not like I'm having to take stuff down. I mean, this is all install. This is going to be super simple. Super, I hope. I mean, I don't, however she wants to do them. So you know what my move is, which I'm glad you reminded me because I need to do this tonight. I just let the kids say something and then I go by it off the internet.

And it's always super weird and hysterical. There it is. That's what they wanted to get you. One year, Ben's for her birthday. I got a race car pants, which were just checkered flagged. plant she's never wore them which is kind of offensive but i just let them hey you think of something whatever's in your head let her rip and we're about to order and we're ordering it that's tight though yeah because then the kids really got the mom some they didn't get what dad

wanted to get mom that's their own deal every once while i'll try and coach them yeah with them red crocs she has to wear all the time i was like he said he wanted to get your red crocs she's got red crocs fire engine red man really she acts like she don't like them but she does But low-key, I ain't got no soul left on the bottom of it. No, she wears way too much for something she called ugly. Yeah. She didn't call it ugly in front of the kids. She said, oh, thanks.

Every time Brittany wears crocks, I take a picture of her because she once said I'd never be caught dead in them things. And I'm like, click. Motherhood does stuff to you. What about, no, this is even pre-motherhood. She slipped mine on one time. It's got a little fuzzy stuff in and I wear it during duck season. I've never done the fuzzy crop.

Oh, beautiful during hunting season. When you're just wearing them to go step into a pair of waiters. Fantastic for that. I'm not a big crox guy. No, I don't wear them outside of that. But I wear them to the truck and then they get in my waiters. That's when I wear them. But she slid them on one time to go to the mailbox when it's a little cool out.

Next thing, I know, she's been to Academy. Got her some fuzzy crocks, too. I said, hold on. I said, now, hold on. You're talking trash. That's fun. And here you go. Now you influence her.

That's what I am. Hey, you are. You need to do that, though. As soon as your kids can talk, just say, what do you want to get mom? And whatever comes out. I hope it's like a chopo or something. I hope that they want to get her fishing mates or something.

That would be funny. Yeah, no, that would be funny. Don't get me started on that one. Yeah. Maybe an 18-foot jigpole like Gobbin was talking about what we got rolling. 16. Oh, 6. Black diamond, baby.

Black diamond, baby. That's why he wears a hat. Sounds like a song. I thought it was black velvet. Yeah, it is. For sure. Fenty fintry. Unreal.

Well, let's take our first break. We'll be back right after this. I'm going to get coffee. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. And y'all know we love to eat beef around here.

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support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. I thought you had something you wanted to talk about. Oh, I do. What do you want to talk about? Mine blowing stuff. What's that? This is mine blowing stuff. I think this is going to be right up size alley.

This is explosive. So last night, we got our new porch or whatever on the back porch. It's like a new deck. Your house isn't a dump anymore. Oh, okay. That was your child's words. Easy. That was Carter's.

I mean, I know I don't live behind the gate in the neighborhood. That was Carter's explanation. Yeah, that's true. Anyways, so we get that, and it's because our back porch was screened in, now we've got this area that's not, which is fantastic. So I'm sitting there, I'm laying down, I'm looking at the moon. Have you ever just stared at a full moon for like an hour? I have.

Just stared at it. I have. That thing's moving fast. Oh, from there to there? Oh. Oh, yeah. You could, like, see it moving. Wow.

And I was camping out. I would look at it all that long. And just stare at it, right? Yeah. Which was, I mean, I've done it before, but last night I was like, that's moving faster than I've ever thought about. And I was like, Allison, have you noticed how fast the moon's moving? She's like, well, how fast are we moving? 666,000 miles an hour.

That gummy bear was peach. How did he know that? Hey, hold on. Yeah. Hold on. Did you just know? No, that's not right. PBS, yes, it is. 67,000, but you added...

Hey, 666, the actual thing, they've rounded it off. 67,000. Well, you're adding one more digit. Well, side don't like 666. Give him benefit of the day. On the show, it was 66. That's 18, ain't? 66,000.

We're going 18 and a half miles per second. Oh, no, no, look. Hey, I didn't move. This old man. We just moved to 100 miles. No, no. We didn't, because we're flat. No, no.

Hey, this old man, okay. From January 1, 2022 to January 1, 2023, I traveled over 5 million miles. You know where most of it is spent asleep? In my bed or a recliner. It's like I hadn't even moved, and yet I've traveled that far. That's right. You've turned the complete circle. Yeah.

My mind got blown last. night by 18.5 miles per hour miles per second that's how fast you went that's it and you didn't go anywhere I'm still going I'm going that fast right now yeah 18 point 5 yeah we've gone 300 miles since I've started talking about we just ain't sling out of this building it's almost like there's gravity or something yeah yeah it's really cool yeah what's holding us in these air ain't no such thing as gravity yeah it's kind of like we're round and not flat I mean it's bizarre man it is it's Almost like we rotate on an axis. I didn't know we were going that fast.

I understand that, but hey, they can't show me that. Our scientists? Huh. They can't show me the axis that the search is rotating on. Because we fly around this stupid thing all the time. Well, cut it in half. Well, hey, still, you're still not going to be able to show you that. You never heard of the North and South Pole?

That's where they're sticking out. Do they ever catch any fish? I don't know. Gama said that's how a globe attaches. They just right up there. No, that's what keeps it up right. No, it's Santa Claus's house. No, no, Santa Claus doesn't keep nothing up right.

Good grief, except the toys. Anyway, I thought... He might keep his sled up right. I don't know why I thought we were going like maybe five miles per hour through the galaxy. No. We're going like 20 miles per second. Hey, it's a big circle, son. And then it made sense once I got to think about it.

Then I stared at the thing. moon for 30 more minutes. Did it move? Yeah, a good bit. Did you have any of them gummy bears? Hey, the night I started at the moon, JD? No. We had an unidentified flying object.

Uh-oh. Go across the sky when we was watching it. That was a, I know, that was a big wing tail. When was you doing this? This was when I was in high school. High school. Hey, just came out with planes.

Oh, look, no. Was there any unidentified brown beverages consumed, during that. No, it wasn't no beverages. He knew exactly what they were. No, no. It wasn't no beverages consumed, but here's what was fantastic about it. Okay. This wasn't a no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no, this was zip, zip, zip, zip, zip. It moved in nanoseconds, and we're watching it going. It was wild. And then, what was it? You've been mashed around and cowpiles.

Well, what was it? We don't know. I was going to ask him how close was it close to his fertilizer tank. Oh, no. By the 40 years. Hold on. 20 years later. Yeah, 20 years later, we go on a duck hunting trip.

In New Mexico. In New Mexico. Yeah. Okay. This is story number one. 30 a.m. in the morning, we own the Rio Grande River, which you can wait across it. Mm-hmm. Anywhere.

We're throwing up decoys. And in a 45. minute period we've seen 17 different falling stars, shooting star or planet's burning up

what you're going to call? I was there. I can I concur. That was one of them. Y'all got to make a lot of wishes. No, no, no, no. It was pretty. Pretty wasn't the word.

I mean, the big ball of fire that come across, it actually got up right above us and then a little piece broke off and then it was a giant called the fire and the little bitty one traded. And Phil said, boys, what we're looking at is a giant planet that is falling out of the sky burning up.

It's on fire. And then we asked the question, wonder where it's going to hit. Yeah, not us because it doesn't come over. No, they got some oilers out of Texas or out of the Gulf and they went and blew it up, so we're all safe now. I just love how we can say one day today. We got talking about the moon. That's how we got there. And now we're talking about landing on an aircraft carrier.

Aircraft carrier. Weird things happen on a little. I wonder what the actual runway, I mean, it's a big ship. But I wonder what the distance is on the takeoff. Well, stay and we're going to get on one of them ships. Let's Google it and we'll come back and answer that question. Yeah, we'll answer that question because I'd like to know. An aircraft carrier runway is about 300 feet long, a mere fraction.

That ain't very far. That's a football field. Yeah. I didn't very far. Did you imagine going like... That's a football field. $600 miles an hour and stopping in 300 feet? Yeah.

Oh, it's shorter than that. It goes, hey, it's shorter than that. Woblash, that's what I'm telling. No. All your energy... All your inners go through your belly button and then back slap your backball. Yeah, yeah. It's one of them deals like you're doing this.

It's just... I guess they got really good sense. seat belt on them or, you know. That's one. Otherwise, it'd probably break their neck if it didn't. I had to have a heart. When Galvin says, Inards, I don't know why. It just tickles me.

Inerts got your belly button and slap your back. It tickles me to death. We need to get Si in one of those planes. No, no, I had two opportunities, okay. Oh, and you didn't do it? No, no, no. We never could work it out. I had two opportunities that I was going to get to fly with the Blue Angels.

Wow, that would have been cool. No, no, and it was. And every time, every time it was happening, something always came up that they had to have to leave. I think that was a good Lord saying. Well, no, no, because, hey. I ain't ready for you. Well, no, no, because that's what they tell me, you know.

Because you go pull you a bunch of few Gs. Well, no, no, because I hear it's not good for your innards. Well, no, no, because that's what I tell you. Slap your belly button. You know, I'd love to do that. You know, the big balloon Tired on the back And the little bicycle tied on the front

I want to jump out of something Up there I want to do that What they call it? Skydiving Yeah, no I would fly with the Blue Angels I'll fly with them

But I ain't jumping out of a good purpose We should go We should think about it if you mess up And something happens I mean it's over quick You never know it We should figure out how to do that On what?

You're bringing that up I started to go Airborne, what I was... It takes a long time to fall 10,000 feet, but... And I watched a airborne...

Well, yeah, but... Terminal velocity of a human's about one day. That'll be the fun part. Thanks, Mark Rover. It's the stop that, you know, ain't real good.

Well, when they do it, when they jump out of the planes, you get to go in a rock 120. When you're free falling? That's a song. No, 120 miles an hour. You're like this with your arms out.

That would be a trip. I know. Okay, I will hate to say that would be a trip. Okay. To actually free fall. A lot of these days I can somehow seem to guide the conversation. I give up the day. I'm just going to let these two roll, man.

I'm just going to keep tossing things. You're just going to keep confirming fun facts. It's a old boy that used to race motocross and do all that freestyle Travis Pastrana. He jumped out of one without a parachute. Why? The drummer for Blink 182? He just, no. He just jumped, he just jumped out.

And his buddy jumped out with him. And he went and grabbed, he fell for a while. He's got to hold on, yeah. So they was playing tag up? Oh, no. That's right. Different Travis. You don't say.

I wonder if they weighed the same. Because, you know, if somebody's heavy or nothing, it's going down faster. Yeah, you go faster. I've never understood why people would go and jump out of a perfectly good airplane. My daughter tried it. I hear they're not that great, the ones you jump out of.

So by the time you're up there, you're kind of ready to get out anyway. At least that's the case. I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't jump, but it's a last resort. It's not going to be like, I'm leaving this thing behind. The only time. You're right there a parachute, damn. Here's the only time I would jump out of anything. No, I'm not jumping out of an airplane.

If I was going to burn up. Like, I didn't go swimming with a barracuda. You think I'm going to jump out of an airplane? would you fly with the blue angels? Oh, that's the one thing you don't want to do. Absolutely, I would do that. How many times do you think we'd throw up? I don't know about throw up,

but I know I'd pass out every time they made a turn. I mean, I'm like, I give myself. What are you doing? If you flew with the Blue Angels, how many times would you puke or pass out? Well, it depends on what they do. I would not pee. They'd do it all of it.

Well, I'm saying, if they run you through the gauntlet. I've never experienced that many of you. Yeah, it'd probably throw up a lot. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-t. Of course, the problem with me is I ain't real sure there's enough room in that cockpit of said Blue Angel for your boy to get it. Well, it's limited. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's very limited.

I'll probably, getting my big rear end in there would probably limit some of the tricks we could do. I don't think the plane, the seat might have trouble. I don't think the plane's going to have trouble. No, yeah, the seat for sure. I mean, my knees are going to be up. It should like race cars. Huh? Race cars.

What about them? They're built for the driver. Yeah, little tiny people. Okay. I mean, they're tailor suited. Okay. They're tailored for the guys that's going to drive the vehicle. How tall are you?

You're not. Oh, you're good. Am I? Barely. You don't want to hit the eject button because you're going to be closer the most. Yeah. Closed to the most? Oh, Goose did.

Close to the most what? The bubble. The bubble over your head where they close the cockpit. They call it the most? Well, I'm just saying. It'll be closer than most to it. Closer than most. You can be 6-5.

Can't be 6-6. Michael Jordan was out. I feel that's a... You're out, boys. And I'm assuming they don't have a weight requirement, but they would make you run a lot. If that thing needed to come over, I'd want my head against it.

I don't think so. Push it on, just like... Because I think you got a pretty good rocket up under your rear end sending you up on the door. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you don't want to do that. Just like that exit door on that plane. That's a rocket.

That's where you want me sitting. because if it need be, that door's coming open. You won't gobbin chunking. That's right. I will make a hole. He will make a hole. That's what I told him. So he can jump out of the plane.

Yeah. That's what does skydiving for real? Yeah. Heck yeah, I'd do it in a heartbeat. That's what Jerry Clare's told. Think the first so many got to be like tandem or something, like somebody's got to be strapped on to Godwin? That's what my daughter.

I pay to see that. That's what my daughter does. I'd pay to see gobbling up under somebody like this, they're falling. My daughter did it. But I want the video. I don't want to be up there beside them. She was hooked to the guy that had the parachute.

See, that's putting a lot of faith in man. I ain't got that much faith in that. And carabiners and straps. No, thank you. I got that much faith in Jesus. But my man's name, he ain't Jesus. It could be. I mean, it could be Hesus.

But, you know. I'm like, Martin. I ain't jumping to have a perfectly good airplane. Yeah, I just, now. Now, if it's a last resort, Oh, I'll do it. Here we go. I will do it for one reason.

Why? I'm fixed to burn up. I'll get out of whatever it's burning up. What if you don't have a parachute? I don't care. I'm jumping anyway. Before I burn it up, I will crash landing better than burn it. Crash landing, hey, and die.

But I ain't going to burn. See, I don't know. That's why my goal is go to heaven, because I don't want to go to hell. It's hot down there. I don't want to be hot or cold. No. I just don't know about that whole like 30 seconds to a minute of falling to think about everything. I want it to be swift.

I would like to do it for one reason. It's got to be a freedom of your house. I guarantee if it happens, you're going to think that went way too quick. Maybe it'd be over water and you can like pencil in and then. Swede back to the top. I can't do that. You can't imagine. Ain't no chance I'm doing it in the ocean.

Oh, hey. The problem with that, you don't want to get in the water. You got to tread water. And there ain't nobody around any going to drown. Well, no, don't you want to worry about it. That's what I'm saying. So you might as well go face first and just get it over with it. Just go ahead and make it a swan dive.

Yeah. There ain't no reason to try to survive it. Don't try to survive it. Hey, don't hit feet. Don't hit feet first. Go ahead and hit it. If you're jumping out of a plane that's on fire, it's just your. And it's into the ocean or the water.

Yeah, let's just, let's get it over with it, man. I'm coming, baby. Here we go. No more fighting it. Here we go. Anyway. Sorry, folks. I don't know where we're at or where we're going, but we'll be back.

How about that? Is it? Full moon. Oh, it is a full moon. Yeah, the Blue Gild are spawning. We'll be back. Yeah, the Blue Gilder Spawning. Boy.

I did watch a video about Mark Robber last night. Okay. They sent an egg. Mark Rober. You know who Mark Rober is? He's got way more YouTube followers than us. He's got it did the squirrels in the backyard and made the obstacle course for him. No.

Y'all have never seen the squirrel. No, I've seen that. I've seen that. It's hilarious. PBS run that. Yeah. That's good stuff. Hey, I'm serious, Peter, because look, hey.

You learn a lot about squirrels from Mark Robber. No, no. Because he did a study. I know if they see you, they get still. No, no. He did a study and he would make all kinds of things. and then watch the squirrel, okay, figure out how to beat the system he put in

where they couldn't get the food. Oh, it's, look at it. Hey, it's amazing what they, what they, they've, they solved the problem. Wave trick, they got them dolphins to put bombs on the bottom of shit. No, no, no. He used to work for NASA.

Animals are pretty slick. Oh, no. And now he just makes YouTube videos. No, no. That's what I do. There's the squirrel obstacle. Turn it on. Let's watch it.

It's like 30 minutes long. So, well, what else you got to do? The squirrels do some amazing things. There's a ladder. What's that grain thine over? That's a slinky. A slinky. Unfortunately, they were able to just jump across that

because then squirrels can jump pretty far. But if they sat here too long, they'd be on the squirrel a pole and he'd send them flying. Squirrel a pole. He put them in slow motion flying through the air and you could tell they knew exactly what to do and then they land on all four feet.

Oh, yeah. They fly out through there. Oh, there is a flying squirrel. Also true. Because he goes to the top of the tree, okay. It's up there, males off, and he's got, he's got a flying suit. He does.

Okay, because it's connected to his arms and leg. And when he does that, he's got a flying suit, he just. Yep. So does a squirrel have two arms and two legs or four legs? Four legs. It's great. No, I would say he's got two arms or two legs.

I like the way he voice made. Well, then what about a deer? Does he have two arms and two legs or four legs? No, deer's got four legs. I'm just wondering where the leg ends and the arm begin. I say a deer's got four legs, the squirrel's got, you know, two arms and two legs. No. Yeah.

Yeah, it does. I would have, if you watch this show. Or four arms. They walk on. Oh, he's got a arm, he's got a forearm. They run on all fours. Sorry. Nope, two arms, two legs.

So he's got a forearm. Hey, I like when they, I like when they, you're hunting. I got a forearm. I like when you're hunting them, and they run out of limb. They run on a limb, getting away from him. You're shooting out of them? They just, it's just, that's just what's room between the next tree and a limb. Would you hunt squirrels if they could shoot back?

Nope. Oh, if anything I hunted me back, nope. That's why he doesn't know they're hunting. If that happened, the human race would go extinct real quick. You made a pretty crazy observation right there. What? If they could shoot back, you wouldn't hunt them. No.

That's like all these people shooting people. Everybody'd shoot back. These fuckers they quit shooting at you. Oh, yeah. Well, I don't know, because, hey, when I was in college, I worked at the sheriff's office. We didn't know we were going there. And rushed it.

And we had a guy in uniform, in a cop car, pull up at a 7-Eleven that was being robbed. Well, when they was backing out, they turned and looked saying to the cop car, well, they started just shooting at the car. That's crazy. Well, hey, he was just laying down and stuck his pistol on.

He shot his own windshield out. And they asked him, said, what are you doing? He said, hey, I just wanted to stop shooting. That's right. Whitchie. It's a full mung ball. Just quit. Just stop shooting.

Mark Rober doesn't have any gun videos. But he does have the glitter bombs. Have you seen those? Where the guy makes the fancy package and puts it on porches, then people steal it, and then they open it and fart spray glitter. It blows up. You've seen that? I've been the recipient of a glitter bomb.

No, these are like. No, these are bad for, these are for porch pirates, I know. But like when glitter bombs were first a thing, yeah. Yeah. A proud recipient of a glitter bomb. Still don't know who sent that. That sounds like an ice cream, something. No, it was no good.

It just shot glitter and confetti all over me. But you've seen that video, haven't you? Mm-hmm. Well, last night I watched one where he, because he used to work for NASA, he built a thing, took an, you know when you do the high school project where you drop an egg and you see if you try to make something where it won't break? Mm-hmm. He took an egg all the way to outer space and dropped it, and it landed and didn't break.

No. No. No. No gravity. He did it twice. But it fell to Earth? To Earth. No.

Well, how did it not burn up? No. He worked for NASA. I don't ask me. I'm not that smart. How was it not a bold head by the time he got? Yeah, it ate you. Terminal velocity, man.

It just like lead the atmosphere, I guess. It was bold when it come back in the burn into the, whatever you call. He failed twice, but he has the world record now for egg drop. Well, not just anybody can go to space. This is Mr. Rovers. He got a proper of money, too. Yeah. Why does he do you?

Why does he live there? Yeah. Like, that's wild. I think that's where he started. Oh, that's his granny's house. That's his backyard. Yeah, that is his backyard. Yeah, that's his backyard.

I understand that, but, man, he would think a guy that, like, was that bizarre, would want to be kind of out in some wide-open places to do this kind of testing. That's why there's three of them, there's tunnels underground. So he's proved, as he figured out, if city squirrels are smarter or dumber than country-shunders, squirrel? Hey, what about them? We should invite him to do a squirrel obstacle course out on Phil's land and then we'll really not. I don't think it's fair that Mr. Rover made an obstacle course that he couldn't complete. Oh, he did it easy. Hey, I'm telling you, it was impressive. What's saying, if you get that to human size, you think he could make it? Look, here's what got, he would make it.

Okay, and look, they would figure it out like twice. Take about three times. They don't got to food. What keeps them from just going to this end? Well, figure this out. How come a bicycle can't stand up? Oh. What is it, J.D.? Gravity?

Too tired. Oh. They're too tired. I thought we were still on science. I don't know. A bicycle can't stand up. Too tired, Jaddy. Oh.

It's just the most. educational podcast in all of America. Yeah. For sure. We looked a lot today. If you ever, I don't know, wouldn't you use half the stuff we talked about? Maybe if you listen to Bobby Bones or something,

they've got little trivia questions. I don't know that either. We learned that Michael Jordan was 6'6 and couldn't be a fighter pilot. Termin velocity of a human is 120. You didn't even need a plane to fly, though. And squirrels can make it from one end to an obstacle. Uncle Jordan didn't even need a plane to fly. fly. Air Jordan.

There you go. Air Jordan, boys. But for real, though, how come... I'd like to say. I'm about to blow your mind. How many views do you think that has on YouTube? 100 million. What? Probably. Yeah, I don't know. It takes that squirrel 30 minutes to get from one end to the other?

No. 110 million views on YouTube. 110? I just wonder why the squirrel doesn't start on the end with the food. You can't do that. No, you can't do that. No, he's... Hey, Mark Rover's smart. Well, let's make it a hundred and a... Does it not drop the food till they get on the other end?

Like, I don't understand. No, you got to get to the end for it to drop the food. But he got it where you can't get to that end. It's all greased up on that side. Like, they ain't getting... Oh, yeah. You got to run the obstacle. The only way to the food.

Look, it would take them... You know, he had built it. It would take them about three times they'd figure it out, and he'd have to build another one. He named all the squirrels, too. Yeah. They would figure it out within three times. Any of them named Si?

Nope. Fat Gus was there. Hey, it was impressive to watch. You know, he makes, uh. I'm going to go watch it now. You should. Well, he turned it on and make it at 111. He made it with a weight.

If you stayed there too long, it would, it would drop, drop. You know, the weight would cause it to, gravity would cause it to fall. So they couldn't stay there. They couldn't stop. So it's kind of like that show wipeout. Yeah. Squirrels. Yeah.

That's exactly what it is. Does John Sina commentate this one? No. Mark Rober does. That's a great job. It's funny as I'll get out to watch them though. It's worth the watch. And there goes towards.

He doesn't go. Well, here we are. Let's take another break and get in that inbox. We're back. Hello at Duckcallroom.com. That's the inbox. That's the emails. If you have anything, send it to us.

If you got weird things on you. YouTube that we need to watch like Squirrel Obstacle Forces. Hey, we're interested. That's crazy. You know? You can't say that's not weird. Incredible. Oh, but, well, I mean, yes, but still a bizarre thing to watch.

Like, it's fine. I get it. There's 110 million other weirdos. That's cool. I'm going to be the 100. I could potentially be the 111. I'm going to watch it. It's very biological.

There's also Squirrel Maze 2.0 and Squirrel Maze 3.0. Not only that, somebody in Africa. Okay. Okay. They actually done research on wild cats, like the lion, the cheetah. They gave them stuff to figure out how to get in a cage and get food. You don't want them to figure out things. I think the cheetah was the smartest one.

That sounds like making a dinosaur. He was the best. Well, no, no, but he was also the smartest one. I bet he could solve a Rubik's Cube. Well, no, no. Dave, yes. It was wild. He had thumbs.

I've never solved the Rubik's Q. I should do that. But that's their scientists. Scientists were saying, okay, let's see what, let's see what their thought process is. Boy, Chad, girls, when they come up against different things. He knows how to do a Rubik's Cube?

Different situations. Sorry. How you do? Nothing. Don't worry about minor details. Johnny Day, what's in that in by? What's in the end? Hold on.

After you get through texting, and Chad. It was heavy? I urge it. You know, it's funny? Chad's idea was the email inbox, and he can do a Rubik's Cube. No, his son.

Oh. Not him. I mean, he may have taught his son, but I've seen his son. All right, first email, hey, hey, hey, whoa. God went in his fish fry secrets. Okay.

All right. What's your secret, Gala? Well, I ain't telling you. Hell, you already did. Alec, emails in southern Illinois seems to be where he's from because that's where he fishes he's been listening for only like a month and a half but he's already been watched binge binge watched all of them newest episodes 200 and something of say that 10 time what episode are we on what episode is this 239 309 309 hours of his life he ain't got back unreal it's a hundred days i'm not judging aleck quick math i've been here for all of them too Yeah.

Chad can't do it. What's his question? Anyway, he's confused. Confused. Did you say you cook your crappy? He spells it weird. With sour cream and flour, he's fished him in Southern Illinois since he was a little boy,

and he doesn't think this is his thing. Has the price of eggs gotten this high? He needs answers. I don't put egg in. No eggs. So don't worry about the price of egg. He does. He's wondering why.

I think my man makes an egg wash instead of using sire cream. He must be. Yeah. Sire cream is easier. Way better, too. Yeah. Sire cream is way easier. You put your fillets in a big old stainless steel bowl.

Salt, pepper, garlic. Mix it up real good. Praise the Lord. And then you get your sour cream with one of them big spoons in you draw. And you woppy about three big spoons. scoops in there and you mix it all up real good you think you got too much get you another spoonful put in there and then mix it up real good and then put your flour in there but while you doing that cookie fries let your fries be cooking it's his time thing happens just perfect you got

your fries cooking then you put you you got your sour cream and you put your flour on there and I used to say keep putting flour on it till there's no way to ingredients. I've changed that. Let it be some wet, you know. And let me tell you, it crunches up like fried chicken. 3.75,

two minutes. You feed that to you, your woman, you fish and get fishing baits, boat money, stuff like that. Stuff like that. I mean, I'm interested. I don't believe you. I'm a cornmeal man myself.

I bet it's no good. You should prove it. Or you can switch. the sour cream and put mustard. Yeah, but if you use mustard, you got to get some cold ranch chips and put them in a zip-block bag and beat them down to a bunch of crunchy

and put that in there where you flour. I don't know about it. I don't care about the crunchy stuff, okay. Me and Martin are the only cornmeal, man. I'm a cornmeal on catfish. Bram and crappie you put flour on. Do you fry brim hole with this?

Or do you filet? labor them. You can do it anyway. You do it either way. Somebody catches big fish. You can do it either way. That's what I do. That's just what are you doing, folks.

Hey, there you go. Don't hate the player. Sorry. It ain't his fault. I ain't got time for bone. Daddy loved the bone. Daddy loved when I'd filet that centerpiece before,

behind the head to the rib cage. Yeah. And leave the, tail on it. Leave the tail on. My grandma made me cut that piece off every time I played one. Mm-hmm. Every time.

They like to put, pull up bones in their teeth, pull that meat, and they like to eat the tails like tater chip. I love a fish tail. I've eaten many of a brim fish tail. Praise beef or a dorsal fin. So good. They're good.

They ain't the tail. No, but they're all good. The tail's kind of like a crab claw. Yeah. You don't really know why you're eating it, but it sure is wonderful. But you pop that tail off just right. It got meat on the end there, too. Oh, yeah.

I just like the potato chip part of it. So there you go. Nothing goes to waste. Nothing goes to waste. Yeah. Bates money, boat, money, gas money. Go get me some more of that. That's what she's going to tell you.

All right. Moving on, John. He said it's what he just. Let's go with Ethan. Ethan's a young man, 24 from Montana. wife and I just found out they're having another baby. Congratulations. Whoa, whoa.

So they're super excited, but they're stressed out. Uh-oh. Because Martin, what are kids? A lot. Little people. And. Money? Expensive.

Yeah. Work time and money. So, and right now he works in youth ministry. And youth ministers don't make a lot of cash, which is a fair statement, probably across the board. Yep. She works too, but pregnancy's kind of rough on her, so they're a little nervous. He's not really sure what to do to support his family.

Any advice? How do we handle money stress? That's a tough one. Well, I would suspect your ministry could help with a lot of that, but, man, get some odd jobs. You're a youth minister that you should have plenty of time, I would think, to, Well, you're in Montana. Are y'all mowing grass yet? I don't even know.

No. They just now budding up there. Yeah. I mean, there's got to be some stuff he can do. Side gigs. Yeah, side hustles, whatever that may look like. Down here, a lot of people, like I said, a lot of people mow grass. But, I mean, we live in a world now.

You can do so many things from home and get paid for it. Like working at night and do all kinds of things. But I'm sure, wouldn't you think there's like an online ministry program, like an outreach program that would pay him to like do lessons or something i mean i'm sure there is like ranchers are worming cows right now or you you know instead of worming humans maybe we worm cows like what i mean i don't you know i mean i think your head's in the right spot because you're thinking about those things yeah normally people that get into trouble are the ones that just look up and say what did i oh man what have i done wrong here yeah so you know

what's coming, you know, get out ahead of it and make a plan of some sort. Yeah. Sigh anything? Well, all I would say was live within your means. Yeah. Some people let, you know, they buy stuff they shouldn't, they don't need. Yeah, ain't nothing wrong with that kid having him me down clothes. Yeah.

Ben's ain't never got a new shirt in his life. That's what I mean. Whatever Carter had before him. Yeah. All our start out. know but they are all various shades of white now we're not the ones like oh that one got carrots on it throw it away now they're wearing orange and yellow and i mean like i mean their white stuff doesn't turn striped almost they're no hand me down for you though no they pretty much grow out of them

at the same time whaling hang out at them a little longer than jackson but no they're but we are giving our stuff to people who are having kids there's a lot of people having kids right now so we just we let them come pick whatever they want and whatever they don't want, then we give to the donation. But you asked about it, you got it, dude. You're already taking care of it. Oh, yeah, 100%.

But I think there's a lot of, there's, the world we live in is pretty cool because there's a lot of different ways to make revenue. That don't require, like you leaving home necessarily. So there's a lot of interesting ways to, to make money that used to not exist.

I just think it all depends on how hard you want to work. Mm-hmm. And one of the best. ways to make money is to spend less. Yep, 100%. Figure out ways to scratch a dollar here, scratch a dollar there, and take care of the pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves.

Ooh, that's deep. Who's that? That's deep. You know who that is. This is your boy Clay. Oh, oh, Lord. Yeah. He says that all the time.

Yeah, because he's had to worry about a penny. Oh, boy, hey, man's got a plane. The dollars took care of themselves. I don't have a Bible verse ready. Does anybody got one? I don't know. How about taking care of some pennies or something? How about some financials?

No, I don't. Somebody just sent me one, actually. Where's my phone? Where's your Bible burn? We got to wrap this joke or not. Actually, yeah, a buddy of mine just sent me this. I thought it's kind of cool. He says, one who has unreliable friends soon comes to ruin,

but there's a friend who sticks closer than a brother. Proverbs 1824. And it says, thanks for always being a great friend in listening to my complaining. That's a cool thing. I mean, when you get those kind of text, that's an encouraging thing. I've known this guy for about 12 years now. A true friend is to be cherished.

There you go. I'll put it that way. Yeah. So, yeah, it's kind of cool when you get those kind of text. But be that guy. Be those people. You out there, listen, be the people that get those kind of text. But also, don't be afraid to be the people that send those kind of text to the one that

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