Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Agrees to Let Will Robertson Tattoo Him!

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

Uncle Si teases a full makeover—fresh teeth, a barber session, and maybe even a tattoo—while Will Robertson shocks him with the “left-arm only” tattoo rule, backed up by his wife Abby’s reasoning. The crew jokes about getting Si inked live on-air, but John-David is fully freaked out when Si shares how he once bit a horse that bit him first. Martin offers a reminder for young listeners to be cautious when making permanent choices that could come back as regrets later. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My favorite part is you get new teeth, man. You're going to be able to go like incognito. All you got to do is smile on the button. No, it ain't him. I ain't him. That ain't him. That ain't him. You weren't here for that.

We're already set up. I've got a barber coming to do a whole segment. Oh, yeah. In the middle of us. Oh, you told me yesterday, though. Yeah, we got barbers. We got, it's everything. Yeah.

That's cool. I already got the barber set up. Yeah. Not a dude. It's a good-looking woman. Bobby probably doesn't know, though. size getting a new smile. Cosmetic Dentistry.

He's going to have a full row of teeth. I'm going to have a new head full of teeth. And if you would like to get your logo on one, that is available. We're selling every piece. Oh, that ain't. We're going. Everybody's talking about putting diamonds on it. Hey, pipe down over.

I'm trying to make you more money. I'm putting honey hole on one of his teeth. And one I've got to have honey hole on it. Yeah. See? Duck commander. Will, what are you selling? What are you trying to?

honesty you got a new brand uh i don't have a new brand no i don't now's a good time although every time i see will he's got a new tattoo so maybe you could put one of those on his on you could put the the roberts and crest that's new there's a duck call on his well that is oh yeah there's a cross there's roberts of crest you got two arms you're gonna start on that one next no i'm gonna I'm keeping my right arm. You don't keep it clean. So are you right-handed or left-in? I'm right-handed.

Okay. You don't want to get distracted. I don't. I don't want to get distracted. And I don't want to get hurt. Do they hurt? No. I would get hurt by my wife.

Oh, wait. She's cutting you off from the tattoo shop? No, no, no. I can get however much I want on my left side. Oh, so that's your. Your half. Your half is the right half. So many questions.

Only the left side, boys. Right side. Right belongs to Abby. So do you sleep on the left side of the bed? I'm trying to figure out why. I live on the right side of the bed. So she sees the tattoos. Yep.

Oh, it's for blocking in pictures, though. That's what it is. That's what is. She's shaking her head. We're going to have her on here in a minute just so we can discover what the difference on. Abby, go ahead and create a good. defense of this. We're giving you time of...

Oh, she's already got it. She's got a reason. She is prepared. I will say this. I was walking through the living room the other night, and I told him this last night, and Brittany's on her phone. We done put the boys down, and I hear... I just hear the term pizza, and I recognize the voice, and it's Bobby.

And it stops me in my tracks, and I'm like, why am I about to sit here and listen to Bobby talk about pizza? Brittany was watching Will and Abby on TikTok, their TikTok live. They do it apparently every Monday night. And Bobby got to talking about pizza. And I was like, I'm interested. If there's a man I trust about pizza, I'm going to stop and listen to. It's Bob.

The whole deal with us getting pizza on Monday night is because we... I'm locked in like I've never been locked in before. Wait till you hear this point. I didn't hear the prologue. We were invited to the Howard House on Monday evening. A place of fine dining. Yes. Johnny and Chris House.

Oh, my aunt and uncle? Yeah, they can't cook. Yeah, two mama's house. Nah, you ain't, yeah, you better have a phone number handy there. With delivery available. She texts a bunch of us and say, hey, we have some Norwegian hot dogs. Do you all want to try some? And we were like, well, at first, Abby was like, no.

We're not going over there. I was like, I was... My family, Abby, I wouldn't go either. I mean, I'm not like a major hot dog guy, but I was kind of intrigued. But you've never had a Norwegian one, so let's go. I never had a Norwegian. I was like, right now to try. Yeah, you've got my interest speak, you know, because I want to find out.

Hold on. Yes. What a Norwegian hot dog. Oh, yeah. Well, you're about to. But even if you, even if you're not a hot dog guy, because I'm not one, but if somebody walked in with one, I'm going to eat it. Yeah.

Hot dogs are only like 50 calories. really i have no idea oh no when you run them through the garden very higher than that run them through the garden yeah you got to put them all oh you you know you got to put all this kind of stuff on catch up okay so norwegian hot dogs yeah so we end up going over there and she two mama ends up showing us how to make it because the the reason why we're having these is because she and two papa loved the norwegian hot dogs on the cruise that they just went on and they had them like every day or whatever and um as a Essentially what a Norwegian hot dog is.

It's a regular, like, Oscar Meyer weiner. There's nothing Norwegian about that. I see why pizza's coming up soon. Because I've now Googled it. You don't put it on a hot dog bun. You put it on some non-bread. Like, is it like N-A-N, non. That looked like a tortilla to me.

That looked like a Tijuana hot dog. You go get a hot dog. That is a Norwegian hot dog right there. You get it on some. That's what I said. It's a Taco Bell hot dog. You drizzle some mustard and ketchup. And then, oh, well, you need to go.

There's that. Abby, I apologize for my family. They invited you over for this? Yes. Johnny. I thought Johnny only ate fish. They switched back. Hey, a Taco Bell special, boys.

I was ready for some imported. No way. I was looking for you to say something like, you know, I'm always. talking about the German Brockworth. I was talking to that line.

Yeah. It's going to be some kind of really fine sausage. Yes. So was he. That's why he went. That's why,

yeah. And then we ended up just eating some regular dogs on some nonbread with regular toppings. I can't even point of some of the hot dog

if we buy. No. What is happening in this photograph? I found a photograph of a weiner on a tortilla on a plate. Oh yeah, they went to Taco Bell

where they got that, okay? It's a, it's a, and I'm just saying about that. Throw a winnie on it, put some bustings and ketchup on it. I feel like my first grader might actually be Norwegian now because it looks like something

should be like, well, look at what I made. Yeah, I mean, this is nothing different than you did when you were just learning to use a microwave. Like throw a hot dog in there, slap a piece of craft American cheese product on there. And you know that they don't use a grill.

No, yeah, no. That's straight up some oven. hot dogs. No grill. You get them like great to me. I said she put that water on boil and then just dropped them in there.

Oh, hey, they went, you know, all the way with this. Wow. You know what they are? They're the kind of people that still use paper duct stamps. You ain't got to do that no more, man. You got digital duck stamps. Somebody catch Johnny and Chris up to the 21st century.

Get them up with it. Get them on regular hot dogs or, like a gourmet dog and duck stamp.com. There you go. It's super simple. We can change their lives if they'd let us, but they'd just They'd have better hot dogs, and then they'd have their duck stamp all year long, just right there on their phone. I'm sad for you. But also, thank God for pizza, right? Literally. After we went home, we started up the live. Just cranked up that live and just started dogging on our grandparents.

I love it. And then we were sitting there, and I think Abby was just like, do you want some pizza? And I said, heck yeah, I want some pizza. He just looked at her and eyes and said, you know what? I love you.

Yeah. Yes. And so I ordered some Parmesan stuffed crust pizza. Dominoes. From Dominoes. I knew that one.

Dude. I've never been more angry in my life than with that pizza. Why? Because I ordered my kids, Domino. I forget what Allison was doing. Oh,

live original local night. Oh. Well, then Brittany was with her. Yeah. So that's a hard. You know what that. You know what that night's like.

You're playing zone defense. There's three kids. They were chanting the word dominoes. And then they were like, stuffed crust, stuffed crust. They walked in there. And there were just three crusts. I said, you wanted to stuffed crust? And they were like, eh.

And I was, I was mad. But then you got stuffed crust, so that's fine. You got three pieces. You got three breaded cheese. Yeah, it worked out. But I was still like, y'all begging for stuff crust. and then didn't even eat it. Don't even appreciate what you got.

That little black box sure is good, though. It is. You got that Domino's app on SpeedDow? We showed Si one day that you could use the Domino's app, how great technology is. You got your duck stamp on your phone, and then you can order a pizza on your phone. And I said, it will be here by the time that this episode is over.

The problem was I typed in 117 King Street instead of King's Lane, so it showed up a little late. Yeah. But it still made it. It still made it. We still have post-podcast pizza, which is big time. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up.

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We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritails Beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat me. She ain't a big meat easier, folks.

Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash. support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. The best time of years. I opened the door this morning, and I felt like snow white. There were birds chirping. Everybody happy.

A squirrel landed on my shoulder at one point, and I fed him a nut. And then I started singing as I skipped to my car. It just felt like that kind of morning. Yeah. It's delightful, man. The sound of music. Yeah. Oh, it was great.

It was alive. I wish we could show this, but I just want to, you to know that that guy sitting beside you last night while we were finishing up filming Duck Dynasty ended up sitting on a mechanical bull that in a cow costume in a cow costume to top it all we can't show any of it just yet but that happened but happened were you wearing oxygen whilst on the bull oh when i got up there i said martin and he said no you got to do it he said i said i need the picture man he said i need the picture when you're gone yeah i said just I mean, I needed that.

They put it on real slow and it weren't turned about twice and I said, hey, somebody stopped this stupid thing and get my oxygen. Let me tell you about that guy. You didn't even make it eight seconds? No, I wasn't going to make it nowhere. I wasn't even going to do it.

And he said turn twice. It didn't even make a full turn. That's fine. But let me tell you something about this guy. You look at him and you're like, yeah, he's old. He's got an oxygen, whatever. He got on that bull unassisted. Everybody had to, your guy wouldn't have to help him get on it.

Yeah, I couldn't get up there. Well, I just walked up and through your own jumping. Right. Martin, how did you do that? I was taking my shoes. I've got long legs. I was taking my shoes off to get up there and like give him a boost. He's six to.

And he said, I'm six, five. I couldn't get on that thing. I think I'm going to do it. You just said you have long legs. Well, I do. But you, I think there's a lot. And hike that's something to do with it. I think there's a lot to.

Long legs had something to do with it. I think there's a lot to knowing how to get on a bull, and obviously I ain't ever rid nothing like that. Well, I rode. I used to ride horses a lot when I was young. So technique, but I had to help Gobwin, so that, yeah, and then Galvin had to help me, but I needed no assistance. It was wild.

Oh, back in the day, I could grab the horn and pop that horse on the butt, and he took off and I'd be on top. Really? Yeah. Grab the bull by the horn. Oh, yeah, from the ground. There you go. It was.

Because all the farmers would gather around in the wintertime. Gang, you have blown Will's mind. No, did he, you said bull or you said a horse? He said horse, but he said he grabbed it by the horn, and Will said, Saddle horn. Saddle horn. That's a part of a saddle, Will. Will's eyes were like, he's riding a horse that has horns.

Yeah, it's called a unicorn. I wouldn't have a good enough to tackle. Why do you think he's so happy? Run up from the back of one and jump on top, on the saddle. I wasn't that athletic. You know what's funny? I used to actually ride horses whenever I was young. Where?

Myself and Bella did over at. Oh, Tony Niels. You all did the horse. No, no, no, it was horse camp. Camp. We were, we would go out there every day for about a week, and we would ride horses. Horse camp? Yes.

Oh, I loved, I loved horses when I was young. I'd like to see Bobby in an equestrian suit. Hey, what? The Olympic one, though. The one were they praying. Yeah, with a helmet. Oxley Bella was a helmet. Yeah.

Yeah. That reminds me, next time we'll have Ms. Christine on, I'll have to, you know, get her to bring up some of the stuff that Marcia and Scott are doing now. Oh,

with horses. With horses. Yeah. That's cool. She showed me one the other day, you know, Marsha is walking and getting in the pan and it's a nice buckskin,

Mustang in the pen. You know, she's got a run. rope on her. She ain't got it on the horse. She just got it hanging on her shoulder. Then she's out there running around. She said, hey, pick it up pace. Yo.

He takes off. So he was actually pretty good. I had one. I had got off of him. I ain't getting on a horse. Yo, I had got off of him because he was acting up, you know. And I got off of him and he bit me. When he got hit.

No, no. When he did, he liked to threw me over him when I punched him in the nose. I'm serious, because when I hit him, he rare it up, and I've got the reins really good. Well, he's right there throwing me over the back of him. You know, but hey, then when I said, come here. Then he knew I got back on him, and he done all that settling down

because I punched him on the nose as hard as I could hit him. You punched a horse? Oh, yeah. You're lucky to be alive. If that horse only knows. Oh, no, you got to show him who's balls. And the horse is balls. Hey, you bit me.

I'll show you what you bite me. Actually, another one I bid him on the ear because I'd seen it in a movie. Okay, Mike Tyson. No, no, I'm serious. I'm serious. He was acting up and bid me and, hey, I beat him back. Well, so did Mike. Yeah.

Vander was acting up. Well, I'm just saying, hey. You're on a crash course with Jake Paul now. Well, I'm just saying. My money's on side. Anyway, you bid a horse? Yeah. and hey he behaved immediately.

I don't like it bit, man. I bet him on the ear. Bet a long time. It's like a taco. And I bit that sucker. I'm talking about, hey. Hunter's eyes got large. Hunter's now Googling.

Will you two let us air horse biting? The good news is in six months you can do it again. Oh, what I'm telling you? I'll have a full son of choppers, boy. Just like a horse. Yeah. You can buy it clean off then. I would be able to looking like Mr. A.

I feel like we're going to take 20 more minutes because he's going to bring a whole apple in every time we have to record. Well, no, that was a trick of mine. Either that or a bag of sugar. I'd always have an apple or a bag of sugar in my pocket. Just to eat? I don't know. It'd be so funny you watch it.

Oh. Oh, for the horse. This is like a Ziploc bag. They can smell it. I can't believe they can smell it. through it but they can't what are you talking about have you seen that nose well no no but i'm just saying the next day you know i'll be sitting on the fence petting them you know and the next time he's he's going to my jacket pocket oh that's your trick yeah horse whisperer yeah but you was just

feeding him then he'd give me hot hey oh well you put a christmas tree cake i get the apple and i and buy buy it he's he's like what you doing yeah yeah tell me you put a christmas tree cake come on louis you won't give me something that uh huh Golly. Give me some of that apple. I didn't tell that story. About what? Christmas tree came.

Oh, yeah, you went. Johnny D. went to the Little Debbie theme part. Wait a minute. And you didn't bring them back? So it... It ain't at the factory, unfortunately. No, the store's right there. Did you notice?

You just see what I've done? You didn't bring them back? I'm trying to... What do you want? A Christmas tree came? I'm in my office. We're going to get them. You want me to go get you going?

Yeah, go kill them. Sir. Hey, here's what I'm. He's going to take a small cake. Hold on. Well, timeout. I'm going to go get side of Christmas tree, Kate. And I know Abby probably wants to defend herself on right side versus left side.

So I'm going to let Abby get in. That's right. I go get a real one of those. So I'll be right back. I found the actual part on accident. Baby. On the way to where? It's in Tennessee.

It's in Chattanooga. Chattanooga, baby. If you make a wrong turn in Chattanooga, headed to Ducktown, you end up there. That's right. You got to go in at Christmas Tree. Hey, Abby. Hey. Welcome to the podcast.

Martin somewhere is searching for real little. A little Debbie's edible. A little Debbie's cake. So we have a lot of questions dialed in, but now we found out that you own the right side of wheels tattooed them. Well, okay, I was raised not really. My parents didn't love tattoos. And one of the reasons why they didn't love tattoos. Hold on.

Do you just have to walk around with the right side of your body? showing at her parents happened? I was going to make me really excited. But one of the reasons why they didn't like tattoos was because they

couldn't remember what you looked like without them which is kind of just stuck in my head. So I'm like I want to know what you looked like

before tattoos. There's also another reason. I like this reason though. We got a clean side and we got a something going on side.

Oh, this used to be Bobby. Also, Will kind of start. it. Like, this wasn't all my idea. And Will started on his tattoos before he met me. Yeah.

Yeah. The first one was before you even met me. Sure. No, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the whole idea was he worships with his left arm. And that would be. But also, I have a lot of meaning into most of my tattoos on my arm that go along, like,

with my testimony. And those are things that, um, I mean, from my life in sin no longer in that I have these things as a reminder on my arm so that I can give that back to the Lord does that make sense? It makes sense to me. That was the original.

Yeah. I mean, that's a cool way of saying it, but also it's, I just kind of wanted it on my life. It kind of started happening and she was like, I want to remember what you look like, so leave that saddle. Every time he's like, maybe I should put one on my rights. bed. Don't touch me on that arm.

Yeah, there's only one arm allowed. Actually, she hates. Right now I am like that. She hates it. His left arm is shaved because you have to shave it to get a tattoo and it's scratchy right now because it's quickly. Come on, man. Grow your hair out.

I'm trying. Get grow faster. Well, it was crazy because for the crest, my tattoo guy was going to put it a little lower on my arm when I wanted it right here. so he shaved more than he was supposed to. And then I had to get, and then I had to. I wanted to get this one as well. And so he just shaved this part of my hand.

Left him a good wristband of hair. Friend, I said it's got to go. I would be terrified if he didn't know where to shave. If he was like, I just make it up where as we go. No, we didn't. I need that got to be more dialed in. This is permanent. We didn't really like specify like wear on my arm.

I mean, we had like the region of my arm, but we didn't know like how low or how high on my arm. So he just kind of put it. I just winging it. Beth has questions. Sorry, can you bring your arm on the other side of the mic? Oh, yeah. You showed. Oh, okay, Bobby.

Bobby showed his arm off to the microphone, not to the camera. Do you have your aquifer in your purse? Uh-oh, now we got to do tattoo care. How fresh is that thing, man? I got it Friday before last. Oh, it's fine now. Yeah. It'll stab over.

I still, I mean, you don't have to wash it with unscented soap now. You can use scented soap. You can use scented soap. And then you still got to just moisturize it every now and then. Okay, so now that we've got the tattoo story. How long have y'all been married? Two years. Two years.

You've been part of the Robertson family shenanigans, all the things. Yes. And you said, you know what? We're going to Dallas for a little bit. Yeah. And now you're home. So what's that been like? y'all i think y'all well no i'm not trying to figure out what oh y'all got move back they got

too many brothers and sisters yeah i didn't know that yeah we just moved back um at the end of june so we moved most of our stuff back at the end of june and then went traveled and stuff and then we've been fully moved in since about mid-july so how was dallas amazing so why'd you come back it was awesome we got to come back to Westmore. I mean, West Monroe, hey, I'm a, this place is like a vortex. It is. Oh, it is. I believe it to be the center of the earth because the gravitational pull here is strong. It's going to anywhere. That's Arizona. What?

Yeah, that's that you don't know that Arizona is the center of the earth? No. The Indians established that eons ago. Okay, there's actually a place over there and they call it the center of the earth. I'm going to Google that. Do we have records? Well, no, no, okay. Hey, really? It's like, what are the ones that built the huts in the big mountainside?

They got this place over in Arizona that is called the Center of the Earth. I've seen that on PBS. Thank you. Have you all watched a lot of PBS in your first two years of marriage? No. Oh, that was. Hey, you need to watch them. It's exciting and it's a word.

We don't have cable. I got great news for you about PBS. I don't think you need it. You just get an antenna and you just rock that out. Well, I'm on this. An antenna? You'll even, do you not know what an antenna is? Yes, but.

They still work. You just plug it in and just. Oh, maybe I don't know what it is. It's called the airwaves. Yeah. They got a little thing they put on your roof. Yeah. Yeah.

But that is separate from cable. Oh, yeah. You only get four channels. And you got to stand just right and hold your mouth just right to watch it. But it works. Interesting. Learned something new today. Yeah, you're not ever going to use that information.

No, really not. Anyways, so what, why are you back? Are you excited to be back? Yes, we are excited to be back. It's been, it's been good, and it's been nice to try to reintegrate ourselves and reestablish ourselves because, well, I haven't, like, lived here in, like, five years. Like, I haven't, like, lived in Louisiana since, like, 2020 whenever I left for college. He liked that movie Flew of the Cuckoo Nest. He left early.

He left. So, yeah, I left. You avoided Westboro's gravitational pools longer than me. Oh, yeah. He left the nest in day. That's a Robertson trait, though. Is it? Yeah.

Leave the nest. Yeah, we don't hang around. Once we get out, like, high school and college, no, we're out of here. And then, right back. Well, he came back for Duck Dynasty Revival. Yeah. Well, it's just, it got, yeah. There's long story.

Hey, you had to keep coming back to do the show. Long story short. Yeah. It was hard to be in Texas and here for, you know, six to eight months at a time. Yeah. And so we had been driving back and forth. Which is a bummer. Every week.

That's not a bummer. There's a, the world's greatest buckies right there. Well, I know, but it's still. You've got to make the trip. We were five minutes from a bunkeys in Dallas. We were five minutes from a bunkey's. We could have left our, like, that's where we got gas. Hey, little hard to get us.

Anyway, we, uh, it was great. Yeah, it was great. Yeah. It was, it was hard to, you know, drive back and forth for, uh, almost over half of the year. And it just, it was exhausting. We were here basically Sunday night through Friday morning and then went back to Texas for a few days, not very long. Yeah.

And had to work. which we loved, but had to do four church services, and it was just a lot, and it got exhausting really quickly. And there's better theme parks here. It was a bummer. Duke what? I'm just kidding. No, it always, every time I see y'all on Instagram,

y'all at a new theme park, which is kind of the life I want to live. That's true. It's the best. Yeah, because y'all are like six flags. Y'all were just at Disneyland. Yeah, we win. You've been to Disney World this summer. Have you been to Dollywood?

No. No. We want to go. That's the peak. We need to do that. They're going to be there next week. That is the thing about no kids. Actually, we won't be there next week because we have a little sister conference next week.

Skip it. Dollywood, man. We're talking Dollywood. No. Which, you know, we might go after that. After conference. That'll be our little trip for after conference. Yeah.

Little trip. Anyway, yeah. I've never even thought of what it was like before I had kids, but it's like, you just want to go to Dollywood next weekend? And they're like, sure. Yep. Yeah. Well, why not? Enjoy this.

We're already planning our next Disney World trip. Your dad told me when I was in Disney World, he said, hey, Will's there. And I was like, I don't think he is. I think he's in Disneyland. He's like, no, he drove. I don't think your dad pays attention to a lot of what you say. He just made up. He was like, yeah, no, they drove.

Yeah. He's like, yeah, no, I drove. I was like, I don't know. No, sir. We flew to California. They flew, boys. Anyway, but it's been great being back, and it's been nice to be close to her family, and obviously our family too, because we see them almost every day of the week. But also, it's been nice, you know, off camera just to be able to go and hang out with, you know, Sadie and Christian and the girls and have John Lincoln, Mary Kate and the kids come over to our new space.

And then it's been great. We're loving it. So what's the plan going forward? Oh man, I mean, I think I mean, we're just Now that you're in Westman. We're finishing up filming and I have all through the fall

got Ella worship stuff happening. Awesome. We've got dates booked. We're going to travel some and Ella worship is going to travel some. I don't know about us. I don't know what we're doing. We're traveling too.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's a travel person. We're really. You better start working hard, son. I know. Them Disney World girls are expensive. Mm-hmm.

That's true. He's a Disneyland boy, too. I think right now we're really going to be going with the flow from fall into winter. I know Abby wants to do some social media stuff. Yeah. Because she has, you know, made a good bit of money off of that too. Just being an influencer or semi-influencer. And, you know, she's...

Just posting life, really. Yeah. Well, hey, if you're authentic, no folly. You intrigued Martin with you. your Norwegian hot dogs and pizza night. Martin's in on your TikTok. Dude, we get like... I haven't even got TikTok.

I mean, it's... We had 200,000 likes on our last lot. 200,000 likes and we had... It's crazy for a lot. I mean, average between 250 to 300 people. On TikTok? On TikTok? At 8 o'clock on a Monday.

I ain't getting it. On 8 o'clock on a Monday night, we had 300 people on there. I am. I don't know. Martin just called me too old for TikTok. I don't understand it. And sometimes people say,

hey watch this TikTok and they'll send it to me and I can't even figure out of open it. I'm that age. That's sad. You don't know what an antenna is so. We got Wi-Fi. Yeah. Wi-Fi.

I got cable too. I got YouTube TV. We got Apple TV. That's what we got. Kind of like three shows. That comes with everything. No, we have an Apple TV with everything else on it. Yeah.

YouTube. You got to pay for that. An antenna's free. I'm going to pay more What? Oh boy He logged it into No

That's not her email address If everybody's wondering Edit that Bleep that out I did not cuss I just accidentally gave Corey's email address out And he knows the password

I'll tell you Willie's Password is No It's just we're on the same Like Family Cloud On like ICloud So we get all the benefits You came here

To tell us how you left the nest And went to Dallas and you're still on your mom's Disney Plus account. Actually, everyone's on my Disney Plus. Oh, okay. They're all chipping in together. I buy Netflix, you buy Disney Plus, and you get Hulu. That's exactly right.

I can't wait to tell you guys about Rocket Money. Sounds like your whole family could use it. Actually, I have Rocket Money. Hey, I've got it figured out, okay? What have you got figured out? All of it. All of it. No, Rocket Money figured out.

Man, wait until you're 30, and you're going to really. you don't know nothing. Well, now all these streaming platforms are doing the stupid household thing. Oh, it's ridiculous. So it's making everybody have and buy their own subscriptions. How dare they?

Yeah. Make you purchase your own things and not steal them from your parents. But it was always very easy for like a whole household or like a whole family to be able to like use the same account. When I got Netflix, I was getting DVDs in the mail and you'd watch them and send them back. That's crazy.

So I went to a place called Blockbuster Could you do more than one at a time? Or you had to watch that one movie Depending on how much extra money you had a month Oh, that's crazy 99, you get one DVD You had to... 1299?

You have to send it back Or you get charged? Oh yeah, you could keep it. You could keep it. Then they charge you for the whole movie. I bet it took hours to figure out what movie to rent that week. That week.

Because we take forever to just figure out what show we're going to watch or what movie we're going to watch. Oh, and you don't have to wait for them to mail. No, that would be insane. Yeah. And then what if you change your mind and it's already in the mail? Too late now. I don't know if you know how the United States Postal Service works, but they're pretty slow. That's true. Do you get your mail at your parents' house too? No. We have a room. We don't. Hey, my mom's on my Disney Plus account. I ain't. Exactly. I know. We're about to have to, everybody's about to split it up now. If you need help ask Hunter, he don't pay for anything.

I don't think he's using any legal pass. He's a guru. That's not entirely true. Also shush. Hunter will get you anything you need. You got to have a pirate in the building. Well, that's great news. Are you?

Oh, he's reading my computer. This is a size weekly computer time. Normally he's just watching PBS on his own. It's just a couple seconds of this. All right. I'm good. Well, that's awesome. Well, Martin, you got to jump back in here?

Let's do it. And we'll, I got more questions or you got more questions. We'll figure it out. I got to know something, Hunter. Oh. This is fun. I love when Martin comes back and just turns it on Hunter. No, I got a question.

So we started, we were talking about streaming shows. We started watching a show called Blind Spot. Apparently it was on like. That sounds terrifying. NBC for, I don't know, a little while back in the day. It ended with COVID apparently. but they always talk about the dark web hunter do you know what the dark web is because i have no no no you don't that's not where you get your free stuff from no you know hey whoa whoa hey i didn't know

you don't want to go there i don't even know how to get there that's what i'm talking about they always talk about it like i know very little but i don't know very little of the dark web but but you know a little bit you don't know if you're going to get what you order okay oh there you go so you don't know if you're ordering a nuclear warhead or or a nintendo switch correct okay yeah that's basically how they make it out to be but i didn't even know why is the regular internet called the light web i don't know i don't know what that i've always wanted to know but i've always been afraid to google the dark yes i guess stay away from anything that says dark yeah yeah but aren't we supposed to be a light in the dark well i mean right now you saw what

happened to Luke Skywalker, lost his hand. Did he? I didn't see that. I didn't see that. Yeah, so dad cut it off. Because of the dark side. Right before he told him that he was his father. I just want to know why you can talk about the dark web, Will. TikTok. See, there's so many things I don't know from TikTok.

There's so many things that you can learn. See, that's what I... TikTok? TikTok, YouTube. I thought we banned that. No, they come. back. They came back shortly after they banned. I read something one time where like TikTok around the world is used for like how to videos short stuff and then in America it's just nonsensical

three minute things that are mind numbing. But you get paid. But you get paid. So I don't know how that's what that's TikTok's the reason for the savanna bananas. Is it? Okay. How did baseball come from that? That's go watch them and you'll see. Oh. If you were watching the Savannah. of bananas? I've seen them on ESPN. What is that? I've actually turned that on and then look, what in the world?

It's just a bunch of guys. It's the Harlem Globetrotters of baseball. If TikTok didn't exist, nobody'd be going to them games. Really? Yeah, I didn't even know how you end up with an exhibition baseball team. That plays the same thing. Because you know what's hard to watch professional baseball. Yeah.

They play too many of them. There's just too many games. That's 160 of them. I don't do anything 160 times. I've done a few. few things, but nothing else. No, by that time, I'm out. I'm bored of it.

I mean, you only get the duck up for 60 days, but they're going to play 162 baseball games a year. That's crazy. And some of them suck. Like, aren't you ready to go home? Oh, yeah. Hey, that must be a crime. What's that? Baseball season?

Yeah. Yeah, they get like a month off. Two games a year? They get a month off. No wonder, no wonder Lerote said to. Oh, Adam Lerone. I'm actually super upset. that I have tattoos on both sides of my body now

because now I'm like I should have just picked a side. Yeah, you should have just picked a side. Martin, you should pick a side. I have, I have, I have picked no side. No sides. I have picked no side. We're talking about no side. No side.

Actually, I think I have what's next in size life. What? We got rid of his glasses. We're going to get him a sleeve. Yeah. We get my teeth. We're going to get a haircut and a beard trim. Then Jacob's going to dress him.

And then Bobby's going to get you a tattoo. If you trim on the hair and the hair. And the beard. And the beard. No haircut. Trim. Trim. Well, what you want, Bobby to design you for a tattoo then?

I'm not the designer. Why not? Because I ain't going to have somebody that I'm talking about, hey, look this. They're going to want. Yeah. Yeah. So I'd be the first person to go under to get a tattoo. Don't lie to me and say you.

No, dude. Which one of them hurt? Or do they all hurt? They all hurt. This one, this one did along this side. Right on top of the bone? It was, yeah, right on top of the bone. And it was just like a, it was like a more, it was just like a wince pain.

Yeah. I have gyra on my leg. Parson Wins. Yeah, I didn't know you had that one until yesterday. You come walking up in them short, short. I said, oh, look at there. He got one on, he got one on the thigh, baby. Yeah.

He got it. Is it on the left thigh? It is. Of course. What you got on your right thigh? Nothing. Nothing. Just hair.

You're original. I can confirm. I can confirm. So the biggest one of my arm, it was more of a wince pain. The gyra on my leg was a clenched fist. Oh, really? It got me to clinch my fist. Oh.

Everything else was fine. Okay. Yeah. Oh, except for this one. Whoa. There's just more popping out everywhere. Well, this one, this was my first. I got this whenever I was 17.

How'd you do that? You move the microphone. Yeah, you keep showing the microphone. This one is whenever I- Flex on them. Flex-on. Flex-on. I got this one at 17 years old.

Yeah, I got you. Hold on. Now I got to know more questions. at 17, did your mom and dad sign off or did you forge their name? My mother signed too. Okay. I was going to be excited if you forged it. We're going through a time like Brittany's getting hers on her arm removed.

Which by the way. How was that going for her? She talks about it a lot. That thing. Not good. That thing looks painful. Like the day after when that happened, it's like, oh. Because that's like a straight up, like half-stop.

leave right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's, she's, there's a laser going out. Yeah. Dude. Yeah, that reminds hers. So like yours is, you know, um, AD hers was BC. And so she doesn't like getting reminded of the time, the decision sometimes of before Christ. So she's, she's, uh, yeah, she's going through the removal process of that one on her arm. We need to bring her in here to talk about that. Ooh. Man. I've talked to her about it a little. It should. We need to do another podcast about tattoos. Well, no, no, because I, I'm sitting here thinking. Here's the deal.

Wait, but I'm sitting there thinking. They tattoo a whatever on your arm. Mm-hmm. And then you say, oh, I screwed up. Now I got to get it off. Yep. Well, hey, that's your skin pigments, been screwed with and messed up. What are they going to do?

Just peel it off. Well, essentially, they burn it off. Yeah, burn it off. Essentially, for lack of a better term, they burn it. off. Oh, you made a poor decision, dude, and guess what? It's just, you're going to have to live with it. And the process.

I don't burn it off to you right amount of money. The process of getting it removed is more painful than the tattoos. Well, I say, hey, more expensive. You was an idiot when you've done it. Hey, you just got to live with it because I ain't thinking it all. Martin has it wince the whole time, not the biceps, not the lower arm. And then he said, hey, it's more expensive. He goes, oh.

It is not cheap. So folks, if you're thinking, man, I want this, or if you're 18 and you're ready to fly the nest and you're like, I'm going to get it. Let me tell you something. Johnny D. What were you about to say? There are consequences to actions.

Yeah. Yes. You do this at action? There's a consequence to it. Yeah. What if you one day wake up and come to your senses as the Bible says it? And look and said, why did I do that? Yeah.

He ended up like Rucker with that naked lady on his arm. Yeah. Anyway. He need to get it. He needed to get a shirt for her, by the way. I offered Rucker. I said, there was a group of us. Yeah.

We were going to pay him $1,000 and pay for that girl to be wearing a duck commander t-shirt. There you go. As that deliver up. Awesome. And he wouldn't do it. Instead, she's still naked. He doesn't have a clean side and a lot. He has a dark side and a light side as Rucker's thing.

This is before Christ. And hey, they're all way fun. And this is my new life. and these are all Jesus tattoos and these are all naked ladies and stuff. They're devil. I would put a Duck Commander T-shirt on her. Wow. Also, what's up with

the people? Because you're clearly this guy. Uh-oh. You get one tattoo and you just can't stop. I can't. I have a plan for... He has a plan, a lot more? A lot more? Yes. Oh, really? You can see the room on my arm. Like... It's your arm, man.

I can see Bobby has got a picture of himself on the wall. Okay, and he said, okay, let's see. Can you confirm this? What? What am I going to put here? A road map, if you will. Man, you really need to watch that blindspot show

because that whole lady wakes up tattooed. Dude, she goes to sleep and wake up tattooed. No, no, no. I was about to say, yeah, like a lot of sports players, like NBA players, NFL players, they go do procedures. They pay a ton of money. They go under, under anesthesia,

and they get, you know, multiple pieces done on whatever they want. Oh, dude, it's like eight, I was like five to eight tattoo artists going to work on their bodies while they're asleep. My son. LeBron James. When he joined secretly and left

and went to visit his sister and joined the military, and then he was going to be all he could be. He's got a big giant dragon tattooed on his back. That's because he remembered your jacket. Boom. Well, I'm just saying, hey. You did that.

No, I didn't do it. He heard all the stories about that dragon jacket. He had to get him on. Hey, if it's my fucking. Then he didn't listen to what dad was saying. He said, you know what's cooler than a jacket? Don't do what I do. A big dragon on your.

but God, that hurt. Oh, dude. Oh, no, I couldn't believe it when he took his shirt off one day. Oh. I looked and said, Scott, why in the... He said, hey, I like dragons. Who doesn't like dragons? I mean, everybody likes a dragon.

They can fly and they breathe fire. I said, hey, look, I wore a jacket that had one on it. I didn't want one on my back. If I do get anything besides a dragon, I will get the returning Christ on my back. That would be pretty sick. That would be... On the white horse with eyes of fire, sword coming out the mouth. That sounds like it hurts.

That sounds big. Now, hey. Y'all going to get back on that TikTok Live, depending on that one. You brought that up. I probably could be talked into have that put on me. What? Yeah. A man on a big white horse?

Yeah, a man on a big white horse. Sides get a tattoo, everybody. As soon as she's done the episode where she barbers you, the next episode, we're going to ask somebody to tattoo you while we do a podcast. I take him over where I go. Yeah. that's it. You sure you don't want him on your chest then?

You could really do something cool with the sword and that scar. Superman style. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're still here, God bless you. But part B of that, if you are a tattoo artist, will you please send us this idea? Your renditions of the returning Christ? And if I can talk signed doing it, you can tattoo him live on this podcast. But just know, if we go with the chest,

there is a pretty long laceration, right? You can use it as the sword. That's why I'm going to put it on the back. On your size back. Back, that's going to be tough, man. You got that hump back there. Your skin's not that tight anymore. Do you want to go lower back?

I feel like, you want to go lower back? It's going to go over the hole back. We're going to need those binder clips. You got a white horse. It's going to take the whole back. I hate to tell you, but I see you without a shirt, any horse you put on you's going to be white. Yeah.

Yeah, well, that's true. Yeah, that's true. No, I mean, if we were to get somebody, do the guy that just did these tattoos right at Twin City. Oh, I don't know. Twin City tactic. Caleb Powell. There you go.

He is very, very talented artist. Well, I'm not going to pay an exorper amount of money for it. No, this is free. He'll take care of you, for sure. And I'm going to be asleep. I'm going to be asleep while they're doing. I bet you could swap it out for a fifth advertisement. You can't be asleep.

Let his logo on your tooth. You probably swap it out for you. You can't be asleep. We're going to record a podcast while you're getting it. No, you got to put him to sleep. Oh, well, I got to be under, son. Yeah, he's going to have to be under. I'm going to be there commentating on, ow, ow, ow.

Yeah, I want to laugh my butt off. You can't even hardly touch that without tickling him. Plus, you add pain to that. Look out now. I'll knock out. Look out. I punched a horse one time and I liked to knock him out. Hey, and he, hey, but hey, here's a great thing about it.

Their nose are very soft. That was good for you or the ones? No, that was good for me. Because I'm literally, my fist went all the way just, you know. Jammed it. Well, it was like hitting a pillow. It gave. Wow, what a lot.

But his head went back. So, yeah, it would have gave. Why do the folks, if you're still listening to this. God bless you. Thank you. and I also have a lot of questions but Bobby got any

Bible versus tattooed on you? No I don't know I don't However he said no they're in that book however

however the one I got the very first one I got it is in Hebrew and it says Expose or Reveal I got that That's this one

Yeah the one of my bice Yeah And I was wondering what that was. Yeah. Well, that's Hebrew. It is. It's Hebrew.

It's just an outline of Hebrew. Coming from Ephesians, chapter 5, verse 11. And it says, have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them. And so. And be the light you're supposed to be.

Absolutely. Yeah, expose your sin. Expose anything, really, to the light. Reveal who you really are. Absolutely. Darkness cannot live. when there's light shown on it. Impossible.

That's a good way to end it. It is impossible. Darkness, you bring light, it's impossible. Which is why you should get a dragon. Darkness will not survive as long as light keeps coming. Yep.