Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Calls Out Jep Robertson’s Worst Idea Yet

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

Uncle Si runs late after staying out with the linemen helping restore power following the ice storm, briefly leaving Hunter to fill in before things go off the rails. Godwin reveals the strange habits you pick up when living in survival mode with no power and twin granddaughters. Hunter’s Valentine’s Day plans spark a debate about Waffle House romance, and John-David has proof that love is hard to come by in that place. Martin and the boys offer advice for the difficult position of wanting to date your best friend’s sister. Duck Call Room episode #524 is sponsored by: https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is planning to lose weight! Schedule your one-on-one consultation today by visiting the website or calling 864-644-1900 and be sure to mention "Godwin" so they know we sent you! https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE AG1 Flavor Sampler and AGZ Sampler to try all the flavors, plus FREE Vitamin D3+K2 and an AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! https://thecommandercoffee.com — Get 10% off your order when you use code DUCK at checkout. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Roll that beautiful bean footage. Hunter, get your mic on, buddy. What did he say? Oh, we're going to tell you. I didn't. I had my earphone. I misunderstood you. Oh, you're about to find out.

You're about to find out. Hunter's involved. It's a new Hunter episode. There's just not a camera on him. Yes. Is that possible? Can you do your job from there? Can you please wear size headset?

I mean, I can until he gets there. Until he walks in. Whatever's easiest for you, Hunter. You're the overworked, underpaid one. Yeah. I will say, If we get a hen he's coming, though, you better get out the way because he's going to be coming in hot. Coming in hot.

He'll probably go sit behind the computer screen. Ladies and gentlemen, have you started this? Start the clock. Hunter, you have one job. He did. He did. Hunter wants to be on. He's back, baby.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the duck call room. And Cy is late and we found the closest thing we could do him. Hunter. Honor. Honor. Hunter's setting in for Cy. Look at there. Hey, look, you got to push that mic away from you about every two minutes, push it away.

And then talk a lot. And that way I can just do this. Tap in the lip. You're out of his left ear or his right ear. We've been telling you that for years. He can't hear anyway, so it doesn't matter. No difference. There's no difference to him.

It's just life. Sides asleep right now. Is that the situation? He was still in bed. Ladies and gentlemen, it is 2 o'clock in the afternoon. On a Tuesday. Yeah. What difference does that make?

Living right. Now he was perhaps up late last night. I know he went to visit the lineman. He did. He went to where they're all stationed. Yeah, there at the Ike Hamilton Expo Center because I think the linemen are starting to pull out of town piece by piece. They've got everybody, not everybody, but almost everybody, back up and running.

Goblin, how was your, we talked about our freeze experience yesterday. How was yours? Oh, man. Look, I almost talked. Johanna and him and Paula a lot of persuasion with Paula because it'll be more comfortable

in your house, you know? Yeah. Let's get them babies and bring them to the house. She finally wanted, oh, it'll be easier. If we go to them, they'll have to get all this.

They'll have to. I said, okay, I get it. So we go over our best decision ever. No, didn't even blink. Of course, in Arcadia, they wouldn't, it didn't stick in the trees. There's no trees down, no limbs down. It's just ice.

So you were solid. You were with power, making care of grandbabies. Praise the Lord. Just wanting to get home, you know. Yeah. I didn't want to get home. I was at home and I didn't want to be there. It was 10 days.

But look, I did empty my hot water tank. It just happened to be in an attic. So I said, it'll be cold up there. I better get that. I better get that empty. And turned the water off at the road, flushed the commos, turned all the water faucets on, and we went west. Good call.

I do have a... That's wisdom, Hunter. I do have a hole in my shop where a limb speared. It looks like a, I don't know, them trees is... But you know, the pen oak trees, the one took all the heat, the white oak trees. They're intact. How many pine trees you live around? Yeah, not enough because them pine trees took it on a chan.

Yeah, them limbs are down. Yeah. Thinking about starting a limb removal service because my family has a bunch of limbs on their yards. It's going to be picking up for years. Yeah, you'll have about three, four months worth of work. You just wait until it all melts and see what's under that. Hunter's quitting us to get in the tree business. He's going to be a logger, if you will.

A logger. So, well, we were about to start. You may want to stick with this. You're better. A limited knowledge of you, Hunter. Probably. They ain't going to take you seriously when you pull up in that orange thing you drive. You start pulling up in that talking about tree removal.

If your car has ever been on a commercial with a bunch of hamsters driving around New York City, you're not in for the tree business. Not quite that one. Same difference. Oh, that. Well, good for you, Gobbin. I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you. And especially Johanna,

because I mean the six-year-old, or how old is she? My seven-year-old was enough in that ordeal. I can't imagine. Too, it was smaller. Hey, they cry and stereo. Yeah. Yeah, I remember them days.

I mean, one of gets cranked up. Yeah. But it waits and they're all in time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stereo. because you pick them up and they shut up.

You put them back down. They're crying again. They crying again. Pick them up. Nothing. Hunter? Take notes. Well, I mean, it's just a good window into how my parents did it. I forget. I was feeding baby. Too many twins. Bottle

washer and garbage detail. That's what I've done. Who did the cooking? Johanna. She is a very good cook. There you go. You're going to have to let us know when they make their own languages. That's apparently what me and my sister did when we were like one or two. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we'll just start like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Y'all could understand each other? Yeah. But we couldn't. Yeah, you was talking about it's basically. Did your kids make their own language, Martin? Uh-huh. They say stuff that I have no idea what they're talking about, what the other one does.

And I'm like, how is that possible? I don't like that. Well, you got to figure it at some point, people started talking to each other. Oh, and they were looking around their eyes. Made up and on work. looking at you, looking outside. Now smile, and then that quit. Did you take them sledding?

No. On the eyes? Didn't take them outside. Oh, but golly. When did it get bad? So when did you like travel back? Like where was the line? Rustin or something?

Like coming back home? It was on the other side of shooter. Okay. Between shooter and Calhoun. That's where it got bad. It was a very small window. Yeah. We were just in the middle of said window.

Yeah. Yeah. It was a lot of moisture in there. I guess with the rain. Yeah, I don't know. It was wet. It wasn't wet in Arcady. Huh.

It didn't stick. That's crazy, man. It is. Well, I'm glad. Just to be right there. That's crazy. That's wild times. I know.

Just right there. Yeah. I'm glad. Yeah. I'm glad. I mean, there's a lot of people still without power. And you said you got yours back yesterday? Got it back yesterday, yeah.

That's crazy. I had everything. It was great to sleep in my bed, except for I heard babies crying that wasn't there. I was going to say they brought the babies over? That first night back at the house, I sat there and heard a generator running all night that wasn't running. So you just,

you kind of get, it's weird to things you get accustomed to it. You know how many things I've done in the dark over the past week that I could have just flipped the light switch and solved? I just keep doing stuff. I'm like, I'm nocturnal now. Now I know how to do it. I'm like a batch.

I don't need lights. About to go around here, echo locate. A forest is with you. How do you get anything done? What do you mean? Hunter, are we about to fight right now? His entire, like, screen is full of, like, files and pictures.

Yeah. My job is to put pictures up there. But you have them all around duck call room. Well, I want to be able to read duck call room. The background. I don't want stuff in the words, duck call rooms. I, uh, I've, uh, He's a company man.

We didn't invite you over here for a size seat for you to chastise me. We invited you to chastise you. Hunter, what's your plans for Valentine's Day? There you go. I got reservations for Waffle House. Now, smothered and covered, baby. Oh, right? Hunter, I'm just curious.

What's your Waffle House order? What's your go-to Waffle House order? It used to be a cheese steak melt, but now it's a cheese steak melt bowl. healthy choice the steak he's going with the cheese he's like i'm at waffle house so i'm going to cut back on the carbs please leave the bread off this sandwich that 30 weight motor oil they cook him hash browns which by the way i'm here for hey they got healthy options at waffle house now i got one this morning did you the fiesta sunrise bowl what is that just eggs and chicken and vegetables that's awesome it was the only problem though this morning my kids were late to school because me and the boys go to waffle house on

Tuesdays and the lineman also go to Waffle House on Tuesdays and I was like hey appreciate you guys y'all go ahead yeah and the boys were like we're gonna be late for school I was they give you a piece of paper that's fine it'll be all right we'll be fine well Waffle House is like dimming the lights creating their own mood lighting and they're like setting it setting themselves up for Valentine's day so you can call and make reservations it's going to be like a whole thing get you a table buy a joke machine. You won't have to get up very far to get you a drink. That was being Olivia's like first date ever was at a waffle house.

I got to learn from you, man. Your first date was at 2 a.m.? Well, I mean, that's generally when I end up at the waffle house. Yeah. It used to be. Now I'm more of six a. Yeah. Yeah.

I went to Waffle House during the Ice Storm. Limited. They wouldn't let you add nothing. It was so wild. I was like, well, can't I just get double sauce? because I'm hungry. Like, I want some sauces. They're like, nope.

On the side by side? Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, I took. Artin was all over this town on the side-by-side. I made it. I come to right here in it. Did you? Mm-hmm.

The old town was off road, so he just said, why not? Yeah, I didn't mind. So is your girlfriend? She's down with this Waffle House idea, or have you not told her about it? She sent it to me. It's a good woman. I bless y'all, man.

I'm not going to get off that cheap. There you go. Or delicious. either. So we're meeting halfway in Georgia. Okay. On a home of Valentine's Day weekend. There you go. Where are she from? Right now she lives in North Carolina. Right now. Does that mean there's plans? That's a long walk. It's been discussed. Are y'all both going to meet halfway? Like for when y'all both move or she ain't coming back here, is she? It's still being discussed. Like who's going where? Yeah. You can't leave us? Oh, he gone. He's been trying to get out of here.

That's not true. Hunter. That's not true. Hunter. He gone. We will have a new Hunter in six months or less. Ow. I'd be so sad.

We still haven't gone to the movies together. I ask you. He's going to go somewhere with a better theater. You don't ever want to go to good movies. You want to go to weird stuff together. Why stick to something that, I don't know, brought your horizons, man. Oh, oh, hey. Hey, Hunter.

The star has made it. I can move before they make fun of me more. The star has made it. Behind the computer. He's back, baby. We got that first segment in with Hunter. Hunter, I love you. I want you to know that while you're editing this.

Oh, careful. Easy. Well, Gobind, how you been, man? How's things go with your diabetes? Not good during the ice storm. Miss Paula and Joe Hunter getting that kitchen. It ain't been real healthy. We know that you're getting ready to start with a PhD weight loss

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Get you good night sleep? They need a cup of coffee. Yeah, I needed it too. I got the best night's sleep. What you do? Stay up all night. I was out with all the linemen last night. How'd that go?

What did you do with them? We had a lot of fun. Good. Yeah, we had a lot of fun. Do you go turn on the electricity of places? Oh, we did you all. Or did you all burn it down? No, me and Blake burned it down.

Did you? Even Philip jumped in there and sang with us. Oh, Lord. We had a good time. Wait, you were singing to him? Yeah, yeah. There was a band? Well, Blake.

Blake just brought us. Blake played the guitar. And you just sang to all the linemen. Yep. And they even sang with me. Did they? Okay, and it was good. Why do we not have video evidence of this?

Oh, that was a good. No, we had a good time. That sounds phenomenal. A good time. Oh, no, it was. Them dudes came to freeze their butts off, then got to karaoke with Cy Roberts. Oh, no.

That's nuts. And it was a crew there. Yeah. What was your biggest song? What was the hit of the night? Johnny Cash. Uh-oh. Oh, some prison bruce.

Okay. Because I got ignorant singing. Oh. How do you get ignorant singing? Hey, hey, I don't know, but I believe him because he ain't got no voice. That may have been yelling into a microphone. I was like stone. Don't always tell me I couldn't say

I didn't say you couldn't say When I was on the road boys I made 300 grand Thank you Bob If that ain't a professional singer I don't know what it You know nest egg Yeah

Nest egg We should go back on the road Me and you Oh I would in a heartbeat For 300 don't leave me here I'm trying to keep this pie A very simple cut Yeah

Cut in fours is not a problem when you're about three-quarters ham. Yeah. Okay. Hey, you enjoy being in front of a crowd. I do like ham. Okay. I ain't fished in a week.

What? Oh, you ain't been fishing in a whole week? This is where Godwin guides is done. Well, hey, go to the doctor. Something's wrong with you, boy. Yeah, it's ice. I pull that boat out. I'm going to slide off in the water.

Hey, look, hey, ice fish. I ain't done. You know ice fish? No. Our boy, Juicy was ice fishing. fishing with the boys 84 has done made his way to some Minnesota ice fisherman oh no way yeah we man philip did that and hey that baby's checked off the list and never will be be on it again I have a point to bring that dance so the other day I'm on my back porch and you know I got a much

better view of Jeptha now yeah okay a lot of branches there's a lot of branches are gone and Jeptha and and his son-in-laws I'm pretty sure it was Jepton his son-in-laws it might have just been the son-in-law oh that then got bored they didn't got bored. Yep. Okay. And we're in a bind. Yep.

And the pond is now frozen over for me to Jeptha. I ain't walking over it. No. They didn't walk over. Oh, okay. Is it redneck? Redneck time. And I look over and they're casting on top of the ice.

Or what? I don't know. I watched for 30 minutes just because that's how bored I was. And I was like, maybe, maybe something will break through. Everybody's bored right here during the ice storm boys. And they were literally. just top water fishing on top of ice and I was like, I don't, Jeff, I don't.

I don't think they're going to be able to come up through the ice to get it, boys. I don't think that's how it works. I haven't seen him, so I need to ask him what the plan was there. Before you got here, Hunter was telling us that he has reservations for Valentine's Day with his girlfriend. I'll figure something out. Now, it's just, just my opinion.

I'm excited to hear it. And, hey, in a way, it's a smart thing, okay? Hunter's scared of women. Hey, who is it? I don't blame him. That was her idea. Do you know where he's got reservations to? What?

Guess what restaurant Hunter has booked reservations to, and he's going to drive eight hours to go to? Well, name some restaurants because my mind wasn't blank. Well, in that area, Captain D's, McDonald's, Denny's, Waffle House, or do you think... He's going to Denny's. No. No.

What? Hunter's going to Waffle House for Valentine's Day. Well, hey, that's a good choice. There's a lot of good people at Waffle House. Mm-hmm. They're very friendly, and look, they cook a mean BLT, boys. Thanks, I appreciate it. Okay, and what, uh, it ain't the fries.

What do they call it? Ash brown. Huh? Ashbrown. Yeah. I cook a mean, but. You got size stamp of approval, Hunter. Yeah.

Go to the Waffle House. That's all I needed. And take you a cigar wrapper and put on her finger. There you go. not leave that Waffle House so she agrees to marry you. Where are you going, Hunter? I'm going to Georgia. Where?

Georgia. Georgia. Atlanta. We're meeting halfway. You need to go to New Orleans and go to the spinning restaurant at the top. There's one of those in New Orleans? Me and my girlfriend went there one time. Oh, yeah.

That was hilarious. You sure the restaurant was spinning? Oh, yeah. Yeah, the spinning restaurant down there where you're dining and you're seeing all of the Was it on barber screen? It was funny. We go and hear me and this little 17-year-old. Yeah.

And all of there is ancient people. Like, you know, when I'm anxious, some of them probably was the Egyptians. You know, these people were. These people, when I say anxious, they were elderly. That's sure his head ain't spinning right. Some of them, when I looked by, I said, are them mummies? are they real? Yeah.

There hasn't been a revolving restaurant since the 80s in New Orleans. Hey, would you eat raw hamburger meat? I have. I have to. You got to be kidding me. When? That's the, that's one of the, that's one of the main stays at that stupid restaurant. No.

Yeah. I mean, not just a whole bunch of it. I'm telling you, I don't know how many people were in that thing, but I'm telling you, Half of them had five pounds of hamburger meat piled on a plate. Raw hamburger. That wasn't that much. No, no.

I don't believe this. Hey, I'm telling you, that's what I saw. Tell, Si, he's awake. He ain't sleeping no more. He's first thing to the waiter asked me. He said, you want a raw hamburger meat? I said, no, son, I won't pine and patties and cooked. Yeah.

And then I had to put it between the bun and put some lettuce, tomato. I was making sure I had the name right. Yeah, I've eaten it. It's called parriced. Horissa. Horissa. What? Oh, yeah, and it's got a fancy name.

Parissa. Yeah. And I said, hey, why don't you just call it what it is? It's raw hamburger meat. Yeah, we ate it on a cracker. You went to the butcher. Oh, I thought that was the name of the restaurant. You went to the butcher shop and said, hey, grab me up some hamburger meat.

The dish is called for rice. And then put it on plate. Per. Beef tartar. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. I mean, that was.

Stop at a little place outside San Antonio called it Jukes and get some parissa. That was like they're big what they're known for. you eat it on a soft cream cracker. I was that high. That's what they started that nice stuff. If you could get past the mental exploit of eating raw hamburger meat. If you just closed your eyes, it was fantastic. But like looking at the raw coming to, it was a tough.

Hold on. It was a tough bite. Isn't that like rule number one? Hook hamburger meat? Yeah. Yeah. Well, they say they grind there. They said that was like ground rib eye.

It was organic. I don't know. Well, I don't care if there's. Prime beef, y'all. Raw ain't no good. I'll eat raw tuna. You eat what? Raw tuna.

Well, hey. I'm cooking everything. I ain't a shoosey fellow. Did I tell you what we did in Missouri? No. I don't even want to. You know, a lot of raw fish? No, not fish.

No, we ate a piece of raw duck, ring neck. Mind you? A ring neck? Yeah, cut it real thin, dipped it in some soy sauce, and ate it. It was like ringneck bubble gum. The more you tuned, the bigger it got. But I can check that one off my list. Look, sometimes you take a bite of something and you're like,

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Martin, there's nowhere on the internet that says you should eat ringneck ducks raw. Oh, I knew we should. Ring neck ducks. You just did it? Oh, yeah, he's an outlaw. One of them. You know what the difference in outlaws and in-laws is? Mm-mm.

One of them's wanted. Oh, there you go. What's the difference? One of them's wanted. I ain't saying nothing. I had to stay at my in-law's house. I appreciate that bed very much. Yeah, everybody better be easy right now because he got stuck with during this deal.

Can't say nothing when I lick Christy's all. I love my in-laws. Mm-hmm. Oh, man. You getting some tea? I don't recommend raw duck. Neither does the USDA. Yeah, we did it.

Well, you're going to follow everything they said after everything since 2020. Good point. Chesh. Just what I have for supper last. That's that. Waffle house. I had, nope. I had dressing and then woodies I cooked up.

Mm. With Thanksgiving? Oh, it was fine. I had a roast and mashed potatoes and gravy and green beans. All I need was fresh cut up and homemade bread. The little cherry tomatoes. I had about a 13-pound. Deal pickles cut up in light size.

And then the. Duck and dressing. You ate pickles and Thanksgiving leftovers? Oh, that's one of my best meals. Dressing and duck, fresh tomatoes, the cherry ones, little one, and then pickles, deal pickles cut up into bite size. What?

You still had leftovers from Thanksgiving? Hey, you don't have to cut you pickles up anymore. Hey, when I made that dressing for Thanksgiving, I had two of, uh, nine by 13s. What do you call them? Casseram fans. Yeah. Catero.

Dishes. Cool. And then. You froze them? Yeah. My wife froze it. Yeah. Then you thawed one out yesterday?

Or just thawed out because of the power. No, no. We thought it out. No. Then we had some kind of. But I had, I mean, I got the greatest cook on them wood ducks there ever was.

I tried to pick them up with a fork. And every time I stick them just in his chest. It'd come up. it'd come off. So I literally had to just use a strainer to get my meat out of the stupid broth. And we mixed it, okay,

with the dressing. Oh, it was good. He's still on the dressing. It was. You like dressing, don't you say? I love it. Don't you make us a fresh pan? Hey, I could eat a bathtub full of dressing. No, you couldn't.

Oh, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I could. A small bath there? I would have, oh, I'd have trouble, you old dipping it. if I got a bucket cooking it, but hey, I could eat a, I'm telling you, I could eat a Washington. Well, I could eat 18 pecan pies. What?

You still ain't had one, huh? Uh-oh. No. Well, hey, go get you one. You deserve it. I need to. You just survived an ice apocalypse. Go get you one.

What's worse saying? That thing in your arm don't go crazy. Oh, I took it out because it just about burn up on five. Johanna don't cook very healthy. But it was good. Hey, since you brought it up, I'd like to have the, the, uh, the filling. For that. Don't even put in pecans.

You just had the filling that you put in pecan pie. Oh, yeah. Make me a, make me a pecan pie filling. And ain't nothing. sandwich. Wait. What are you going to use his bread? Huh?

Graham cracker. Graham crack. No, it ain't a piecrug. Graham cracker. You're talking about it, rolled out one of them pizza, round pizza. You use that as a crust. Oh, and then you put all cinnamon and sugar. What about that?

A piece of butter. A fun feeling. Now you're talking. You know that ain't nothing. Roll it up like a burrito. That feeling's like butter, eggs, a roast syrup. Oh, that'd be fine too.

Brown sugar. Cut it, then cut it in the bite size. Roll it in a roller. Oh, things good. Big cigar and then cut it bite size. And then do what he said. God.

The syrup and all that. I hope to Tina. I was just listening because that's a pizza roll, a pecan roll. Hey, have to. People could get behind. I guarantee you. I could. You could tell we've been trapped for a long time when we're coming up with things like that.

Martin? I'll say I got up and said I didn't get enough meat yet. Oh, you're hungry. Frozen meals. Hunter, have them deliver lunch to the side. I'm going to hit them in them. Put them in the train and trying to get back to the house. He's about 10 of them.

in tangerines in one sitting? Oh, yeah. Really? Oh, yeah. They're good. Man. Vitamin C is the secret to his health. Got to get my vitamin C.

My eyes would be squeaning it out. I say this one. Si gets on something. He don't get off. And he stays on it. Full boy. Oh, boy. Man's eating duck and dressing from things.

You still got your ice cream problem? Oh, yeah. I ain't heard him. What are you on to now? Hey, no. You still on the bars? I got Philip has some ice cream since I'm going to stay one of them during an ice storm.

And his is too sweet. He needs to buy moo, moo. Moo, yeah, moo ice cream bars. Moo? Vanilla,

yeah, that's a dip in, dip in chocolate. Just want a Mickey bar? Oh yeah, I got a moo bar. A moo bar? Yeah,

and there's about, oh, 14 of them in a... In a box? How long does that last? I could eat all 14 of it at one set. Oh, that's just the Bluebell I thought we're It's a Bluebell special

I thought we're about to come out with something groundbreaking Oh no It is groundbreaking This is the Hey them are the finest bars Ice cream bars there is Hmm

I'm serious If anyone listening Works at Bluebell Look at that guy on the package I need to replace the guy on the packaging I don't I don't I've never liked the sticks

Oh hey I don't You don't like a cream sickle I don't like a tongue depressor up in the middle of my ice cream. That's not a tongue depressor. Why not? I don't know. Look at all the kind of different flavors that.

Bluebell's got a very good ice cream. Who? Bluebell. We're on Bluebell's website. A lot of good choice of butter crunch. That's a good one. They got some Bluebell Pro high protein now that's about to change my life. I'm going to eat one a night.

What? They got protein ice cream. Oh, yeah. Really? I've been making it home myself, and it's really quite average. 33 grams of protein, 117 grams of sugar. I was going to say, it's not healthy for you. Yeah, it is.

It says it right then. I got all the protein. Quality is too high. It's got to be. I miss ice cream. Yeah, I need to know more about that. You want to know what my wife said the other day, though, when we were stuck at the house? She said, man, Eskimo sounds good.

And I was like, oh, I went, we did. that one time before the ice store. Oh, yeah, but like in the middle of the ice store. I got me a concrete. That's Sherbert. That Sherbert's pretty good. Cookie-Doh concrete. My wife is a Sherbert small.

I'm a big fan of that Andy's. Oh, my wife loves Sherbert. That Andy's frozen custard. No, that ain't near you got nothing on Eskimo. Man, it's good. It is good. Oh, there's a banana pot. I've got to get it because I've got to get serious.

You got to get back on the plan? You got to get back on. When you go fishing again? I can't, oh man, is it raining tomorrow? Got a warm up? No, you're good tomorrow. They're going to be biting. But you better hope it's rain melted your eyes off.

I got to, yeah, I got to check that. And I got to, well, I got to wait on a fella come give me an estimate. Well, you like your new boat? And all them limbs. Yeah, I love that new boat. Well, you gave me crappie last time, so if somebody needs to shovel your garage, your boat trailer. What's on the back up? up.

Huh? What's on the back of it? 250 Suzuki. It won't go but 62. It's too fast. That's too fast. Thank you.

I'm with this. Oh, no, no, no. I run a winter world bass fishing one time. And he opened it up. It's probably running 60. And I said, hey. He's probably going faster now.

I shut it down. He said, what? I said, shut it down. I said, it's too fast. Oh, yeah. Go about 10. miles an hour. We don't need to go to

go to 62 miles an hour. I need to cruise around about people. If we hit a stump, we're going to die. I ain't no hurry. He ain't going to die this thing. Or hit one of the ex-hopper street would die. And he comes sliding around Darvong Creek.

Wide open. Interesting. Every time he, every time he had come around a curve, I thought I was thinking we were to do a rollover over on the bank. That was terrified. On to the later being.

Because it would slide all the way right to the edge and then catch and take off. No. No. Fix you two miles an hour too fast. He was probably going faster than that. Yeah. I'm a big 30 to 40 kind of fellow.

Of course, I don't go. Two miles on hour. We don't. Far from where I put in, no more. Real fast. God would know nothing but fast. Our crappy fishermen, we just, our main use is the petroleum motor.

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I got a new... I got... All right. William from Columbus, Ohio, emails in. And the best part about this is he asked... Just now? In the last couple hours... last 24 hours.

He asked for a question, but Google has given me the suggested reply, which is hilarious. Anyway, morning, y'all. My name is William from Columbus. I like a girl I go to church with. I see her every Sunday and Wednesday. She's also my best friend's sister.

Uh-oh. I've liked her for a couple years. I've been praying for guidance and patience because I'm 15 and she's 16. Free ride, man. But I really want to know if she feels a same. Should I tell her how I feel and ask if she feels the same? Just wondering y'all's opinion. My suggested, honor, my suggested reply from Google, William is, and I quote, tell her, man.

Like I can literally hit a button right now and it'll send back. Tell her, man. Yeah, go for it. What could go wrong? Take her to a waffle house. Yeah. Well, uh, I mean, he needs to know. You got to know. If you don't know, what is known is manageable. I feel like we're back on episode seven. He needs to just walk up to her and look at her deep in her eyes and just give her a kiss. And say, I think I like one.

Before he tells her, he likes her? Don't do that. Well, he's telling her he likes her by kissing her. I don't know the rules anymore. I feel like we're just, I feel like we've thrown all the rules up. I have no idea. Sa? What do you think he should do?

He should tell her. Hey, there ain't but two answers he can get. That's a lot of truth. Yes or no. Right. That's or no. Then you move on. Going to, oh.

I mean, how long's he known? A few years. His best friend's sister. You might want to tell your best friend first. Well, I mean, if it's been a few years and best friend, it's got to be obvious by now. Well, he was worried about he's 15, she's 16, that ain't no deal. Why is that not a deal? That's a good deal.

No, ain't it a deal. She can drive. Right? He can't do. He's with a permit. Well, hey, it's one year different. Unless they live in the country, then it don't matter. Maybe he's afraid of women like Hunter.

Well, hey, they need to get over the fear. Yeah. Hey. Why has it got to be afraid of? Except life itself. Y'all are going to have this poor old boy. There's nothing to fear but fear itself. And rejection.

Also rejection. It's a very big fear for a lot of people. Well, hey, look, you're going to have to get over it. You're going to have that in your life. Hey, you're 15, bro. You got time. That don't matter. And look, it's like the ocean is full of fish.

The world is full of women, son. Oh, yeah, I throw them back all time. Yeah, hey, that's good. Because the fun is the pursuit and women fish. Hey. Very, hey. Hey, the fun in this is the pursuit. Yeah, it ought to be obvious by now.

They ought to both know. She knows. She's got to know. She knows. He's scared and he's going to use football to make a move. Are you going to sit on the beach or? you're going to get in the game. Oh, I quit football.

I thought we were going to have the tush push. No, right. Now, right. Now, where we were going. Get your buddies behind you and just go for it. Just go right on there. You get off the beach and get into the game, son. Yeah.

Kiss her. If she don't stop. Guy one has really changed his tune, you know, because the first time he told somebody this, he said body slam him. Hey, well, you could, yeah, hey. There's a couple of theories out of. You got to get them for you.

You've cut the caveman style. You know. I was a rastard. I wonder how our body slamming couple is. Something tells me. I don't know. Here's the bad part. It worked.

That's what I'm saying. It's a bad part. It's been a while. You're okay. You're okay until you run up on one that enjoys the body slamming. Oh, she did. That's why she kept messing me. I tell you.

She just wanted to be body slam. I tried to find it. Hey, that's some of them are waiting for. that. Right. Do you know how many emails we've gotten? 36 years later. Body slam in somewhere in it. Too many. Yeah. I was going to go see if he ever emailed back. Somebody body slam their mom. That ain't. No, that ain't. Unless she deserved it. That's probably what led to the Waffle House. Well, hey. You look at all the sports we have. Yeah. Hey,

when there's, when there's, uh, body slamming going on. Hey. You know, that's why everybody likes hockey. It's a fun sport. There's a lot of body slamming going on. They catch you in the corner and then just ram you wide open on skates. The last email I got that had the words body slam in it said, I'm very concerned and confused. So are we.

When you tell the audience to body slam your crush, what do you mean by that? Pick them up and slam them on the ground. If they can't. Now, there's just certain instances. If they're messing with you. You body slat. They want a little aggression. I like it.

36 years later, it's still work. They want a little aggression. All right. There was one that we found. Woman, won't you? Oh, my goodness. Spiritually. And body slat.

I wish I could run the film that's going through my mind right now. of when I used to date. That was B.C. I'm saying. Before Christ. I had more fun dating. Oh, man. Body Slam Jr.

Ashley tried. Okay. This is like a three-year-old email I'm reading right now. Uh-oh. Did we not answer it? Hey. I wonder if they're still listening. Who knows?

Anyway, there's a lot of body slam. That's just reminds me about one. Hulk Hogan was in his prime. What was he doing? Body slamming. Okay. Body slam. I really want to know if they made it, but I can't find it.

She's wanting you to wrestle her back. It worked. I remember it working that many years ago. Yeah. But I don't remember if it ever came back. He's old enough of it. And most people that ask dating advice say, I'm not going to body slam them, but do you have any advice?

Why not? This takes me back to my first, body slam. My first high school dance. Very key. They got to ask for the body slam. If they don't come up and frog you on the arm or paint you on it right here in the tender spot. Then you don't body slam. Don't body slam.

It's kind of like don't go ninja. If they're doing that, somebody doesn't need a ninja. It's time to say, hey, they're willing to play. Let's play. There you go. So you body slam them. It works, I'm telling you. I believe you.

I feel like we really need to go to the Bible. Here's another word for body slam. I mean, a power lifter. Attention. Attention. He's pretty stout. You're giving her attention. Hey, y'all, John McRobertson here.

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Good, John David. Are there any Valentine's Day emails? Oh, wow. Well, there's none that say that for hot date ideas, because you've apparently already won that. Valentine's Day. What is this? Oh, I've got to think of something to get pulled.

Somebody made us a whole March madness bracket. Well, what about y'all? Do you all have any Valentine's Day plans? I ain't planned nothing. I need to be. I'll be in Nashville at the NWTF. He's going to be gone. So if you want to find me on Valentine's Day,

NWTF Convention, Nashville, Tennessee. All else fails, I'd get her a bag of corn. You find a hundred and a woman that puddle. You better be careful in the Waffle House. Did you see old boy that got whooped at ours? Somebody got whooped. You didn't see it? No.

Would he take somebody's baking? What'd he do? It was not a good look for the town of West Monroe, but we had been trapped inside. It was like Tuesday when most people still weren't trying to get out. Some old boy was kind of chewing out a worker. Yeah. And said he was going to tell her boss and get her fired.

was leaving than some other old boy you know sitting at the waffle house bar those are the ones you got to watch for when they don't sit at a booth yeah they're not afraid of being uncomfortable yeah he turned around said you need to shut your mouth is what it looked like and that guy didn't and then that guy got his mouth shut do we have video yeah there's video yeah why why are we just talking about this because it's it's uh let me find it all right but it was uh it and it was sadly an old it looked like that got whooped. Well. Oh man.

How old do you say and he was? That's what happened. Too old to run his mouth in a waffle house and get work. Yeah, when you Wafo. That's what. Waffle around. I said while ago he's talking about people being old when he was 17. Who?

So I, while I go. Now he's one of them. Yeah. Now he's one of them Egyptians. That's like Cecilia said, Erdalen works. She don't even. She needs to quit.

She don't even need to be driving. Paula said, well, how old was issued? He said, oh, about 60. Oh, God. I was thinking, well, you know what you're... I'm 63. Yeah, you know what your son and law thinks about you, right? Yeah.

Yeah. There you go. Well, no, I didn't mean now. Mm-hmm. Yeah, of course you did. You never get, you never mean it until you mean it. Oh, man, I misspelled house. Oh, house.

Waffle house. It was a typo. I can't find it no more. It's gone. It was at our Waffle House, though, Mark. They took it down. Edgum it. And that person, that old boy, if you're listening, man, we'd love to talk to you about it because that was not a great look for you.

And what was going on else in your life? I mean, we get it. It was a stressful time. He didn't have no pie. Probably lost all his deer meat in the freezer. Did you lose anything? No, I went and took my generator. So I grabbed up generator and gas and heaters and we took off to Johannis.

Well, after about the third day, I thought got the thing about all that deer meat in the freezer, I said, I'm going to load this generator up and go back to the house and hook them freezers up. So no cropy loss, no, no deer meat loss. Got it. It's all good. Good grief. There's a lot of fights at Waffle House. If you just type in Waffle House fight, you got to really try to narrow it down.

Wow. Well. Yeah, the only thought, we had a little bit of a mess, but I didn't think to empty the ice maker. Oh, that, yeah, that happened to us. Yeah, and it ended up in your floor. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't, I never, that one, for whatever reason, didn't cross my mind to empty the ice maker. But I'm still. You used why that boy was buying ice at the store that day. Oh, I still got coolers. It's full of the ice from the storm in it. I grabbed them up because I was like, man, if this goes too far,

I just took a shovel and threw them in a cooler and they're still in there rock hard. I bet you're my freezer in the shop is full of water. Now it's full of block of ice. Yeah, probably. Oh, my goodness. I didn't think about that. I had about four bags in there.

Yeah, the bottom of yours is three inches of ice. Good, Curry. No, there's no, I can't find it. Oh, found it. Oh, he found it. Nope, that's a different Wobble House fight. Why is there, hey, y'all quit. It's a great place to get breakfast.

Why are so many people fighting in the Waffle House. Oh, good night. Well, I'm making sausage balls today. Are you? Sausage balls. Yeah. I don't know. I might make some gourmet hot dogs.

Ooh. Gourmet hot dogs. Where you fry bacon and stuff to put on it. Everything's to go on them. Chili? Chili. Jelly dog. Jelly dog.

Gee, grated. cheese not the store-bought cheese Gilly dog You got a cheese is so much better They're toasted bun They wiped that video from the internet Cheese Anytime somebody gets woke

Felt pepper Yeah it ain't much on it Sirecrap When I tell you he got one Firecrap Oh yeah Hey you might well go whole hog You're gonna make a quality

I do have a little bit of German descent But Huh I ain't much on firecraft Oh yeah You gotta have it out Oh, wait, I sent it to my friends. Uh-oh.

Oh, did you? I bet you it's somewhere on here. No, it's not. But he's not. The friend's group message is going to have it. It's going to have it. You think? Yep, found it.

He found it. Anytime you see something like this, you've got to send it to your buddy. Does it still exist? I'm pretty much in charge of me and my buddy's group message and ridiculous. The links have gone, ain't it? Oh, reloading. Man, the police took it down. The police to the town.

Well, yeah. He gone. Sir, if you're out there and you have that video, I'd like to show it to Martin. I didn't send it to you? I don't think so. I apologize, man. It was a good one. Well, he said he sent it to his friends.

Yeah, I don't make that cut. I'm not in the cut. I'm just not in that group text. He's not in the stupid group text cut. Which, by the way, thank you. I know you. I don't like a group text. I'm in charge of that group text, sending all the weird stuff.

Yeah. Well, that's a sad day. I'm not a fan of group text overall. All right, Dan. Especially a big group. Small group's fine, like one, two, maybe three. But outside of that, there's a lot of people with a lot of time on their hands to send stuff. I always have to hit mute or do not disturb or you just see Justin Martin left the chat.

Do you leave chats? Oh, I'll leave one out. I did that one time. It really offended people. Yeah. I was like, deal with it. Yeah, it's okay. I don't know man it's uh I don't even know what we're doing me well I was really on a mission

to find that old boy getting whooped in the Waffle House and I've what's next hopefully are we going to have any more bad weather coming up no you bet you now that we're tornade alley I'm sure the pine trees that are left are oh yeah they the wind blockers are now unblocking the wind they're just we got a bunch of telephone poles here yeah that's what they look like. It is. Straight up buzzard roostery tree. What about the flametations?

How does that work? I guess they chip it up anyway, so. Yeah, probably start over. Yeah, I don't know. Golly. I will sing of your strength in the morning. I will sing of your love. Oh, my fortress.

My name is Solomon. In times of trouble, baby. Psalm 59, 16. There's your verse of the day. He read it. There you go. Oh, I didn't do it. That guy last night of line told me to see.

It's what Psalm, what Psalm is 91? Psalm 91 too. Look, huh? The Lord is my refuge. That's the one I have on my, um, song. Yeah, because my, it's on my cross on my pocket.

Hey, outside, look up Psalm 91, baby. Whoever dwells in the shelter the most high will rest in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the Lord, he is my refuge and my fortress. My God and whom I trust. Okay. Even when there's ice. Psalm 91 too.

I carry it in my pocket every day. It's handwritten. You might need a new Sharpie, by the way. I couldn't tell what it said. Yeah, I just know it Psalm 91 too. There you go. Well, I can't believe I actually remembers it correctly. There you go.

And it was 91. Mm-hmm. There it is. He said, hey, go all the night and read Psalms 91. Yeah, yeah. There you go. That's what I'd have been saying. If I was in a bucket truck in 28 degrees with it freezing rain.

Well, you know what I said. I said a prayer for them last night. The Lord keeps all of them. say amen. Hey update. Fulner with that electricity. Before we get out of here. Especially in cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold weather. I mentioned on the last episode, the little kid that got electricated. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's been way better today than I said a prayer for them. Yeah, all of them that got involved and got out. And there's a couple linemen. Heal them and bring them back to their normal normalcy. They're getting, I mean, there's some problems, but there's good reports, especially with the kid. The linemen, there's one that's struggling still, but. Still making it.

So keep praying for all those people of you're out there. Amen. All right. Well, we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. All right. That won't be fast. Well, you're only here for half of it. Please use it.