Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Can't Stand These Ridiculous Dress Codes

Episode Date: April 14, 2022

Martin gets Si fired up about silly dress codes. John-David talks about all the places he's been kicked out of. Phil Robertson's reaction to the news of Martin's twins is priceless. Si explains why he doesn't want anything for his upcoming birthday. Phillip and Si are in awe of the pilot they met on their trip to Memphis. And Si has a brilliant theory about a fan who doesn't want to attend a wedding with his girlfriend on his birthday. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So, Si, look, world of professional fishermen. You know I'm buddies with a lot of them boys. Well, their boss sent out an email thinking 47 of them for adhering to a dress code that he asked them to do. There's a dress code to fish? Apparently. His deal is he wants them to look professional and not wear blue jeans. Wait a minute. Essentially.

So 47 of them did it, but the 48th one did. So he sent out an email to all 40. He's catching a bunch of crap back. Well, he sent out an email to all 48 of them thinking 47 of them. Now, just to throw shade at the one guy who, this is the deal on that. Without the fisherman, you have nothing. So you may not want to make your talent mad. Well, not only that.

And who doesn't wear blue jeans going fishing? Well, no, no, not only that. Hey, you go and try to make a living fishing. Yeah. Instead of selling the fishermen. Yeah, and then get back to me. Okay, but this political correctness... Wait, are blue jeans political now?

Hey, that stuff needs to go and be put in a toilet and flush it. Conformity. Nope. I can't bow down to conformity. I just don't understand. Naked on from the boat waiting. Now here's this. We just watched the biggest golf tournament arguably the year, the Masters.

They can't wear shirts. Everybody was blown away, too, by how he returned from a horrible car accident. And look, here's all I'm going to say. There's an expectation set with the Masters and with professional golf in general. Oh, yeah. That you dress with slacks, a polo shirt, everything's good. We've known that for a year. Hey, that's standard.

There we go. That's the standard for that sport. Is there a dress code to go fishing? No. Is there a dress code to go duck hunting? No. Why in the world do we want to regulate these kind of things? The coolest thing to me about meeting a lot of these people is to see that they're human just like I am.

No, no. Yeah. Be relatable to the people. Yeah, they put their pants on one leg at a time also. Hold on. They can't wear their treats anymore. Half of them do just what we do. Every once they get all about us and bust your butt.

Be relatable. Relatable. Like I see half of them fishermen, they get in there and take their shoes off. Oh, no. You know who else does that? John Goblin. Amen. Every time he goes.

Oh, no. He won't even build duck calls with shoes on. Yeah. Godwin doesn't do anything with shoes on. He wears them to get into the door. Let them breathe. And I see it. After that, they go.

Let them breathe, baby. So, I mean, I'm just like, for the life of me, that is where a lot of these people are missing the connection with their fans. They try to make them unattainable, untouchable, like they're better. Look at what are we wearing today? We all wearing T-shirts. I'm wearing what you call. Those are the shortest shorts I've seen John David wear in a minute.

I'm wearing what you call. I was just sitting in a weird angle. Comfortable soft clothing. That's what I'm saying. He doesn't wear blue jeans. He wears gray jeans. I really do think. Oh, I got them all colored gray, brown, blue.

But I really do think that's why our show, Duck Dynasty, was so good. People can relate. Well, here's because we were relatable. Phil Robertson wears the same thing no matter what he's going to. Here's a danger alert. Here's a danger alert. Don't put anybody on a pedestal. There you go.

That's true. Guess what's going to happen? There it is. You're going to get let down. He's going to fail you. Or she's going to fail you. There you go. Okay.

So, hey, just, yeah. I'm just confused on the fishing uniform. What is he supposed to wear? Shorts? I guess shorts or khakis. Or like fishing pants. Like fishing britches maybe. That's how you know.

You have to have a tux. I only go get in. Look, I wear fishing bridges instead of jeans. But I also understand that like fishing britches ain't for everybody. I love it. Well, I got a pair. No, hey, Stone got me on, turn me on to that. I know.

And I love them. Okay, because here's the deal. I went in with a pair of blue jeans in August. Hey, I like that a stroke, heat stroke. Yeah. Well, August. Stone said, hey, look, you need to try these fishing. bridges okay they're real paper thin and they're all comfortable yeah you know i can see that because it's

good common sense and it you're cooler but we're springtime right now where it's a little chilly in the mornings in between and it warms up during the day so jeans are a pretty good a good all around wear they're warm enough in the mornings but you don't sweat to death when it gets 75 in the afternoons you know what i wear fishing i can't wait shorts and flip flops swimsuit just in case just in case you fall in just in case a jump in case he catches something case I want to go swimming jump in and celebrate some point I'm always down for a good time

if fish ain't biting you might go swimming and there was this one episode of Duck Dasty where they tried to put us on a dress code here that didn't work out too well no that was that ham salmon what do we want the people revoked when do we want it now

I never understood dress codes Godwin because of that episode has written ham sandwich at least a half a million times That's it. They made him find. Ham sandwich. Ham samich.

But dress codes ain't for everybody. They ain't for everybody. It ain't for every business. It ain't for, quit trying it. Like, get off at. That's what I don't understand. I mean, if the place has a dress code, I'm probably not welcome there. Yeah, there's a strong chance.

It's like that place in Las Vegas, I went and ate that took my hat from me. I was like, no, hammer. They took your hat? Yeah. No hats a lot? No hat. Not only, I was like, okay, I'll take it off when I sit down. No, I didn't make it past the host stand.

I got it on my way back out. Hey, we had to dress up and have a suit and a jacket to get into a place. Where's that? In Tennessee where we were at. The Speak Easy. You remember they made us dress up and go into that place? Oh, yeah. Okay.

It's the place underneath the Johnny Cash Museum. Yeah, it's a house of cards. Yeah. But, Syne ain't scared to wear a sequin jacket. Well, here's the thing. Side, side of size. Hey, I look good in it, boy. But even if he didn't have it, we've never been somewhere where, now, they've made other people adhere to a dress code, but not, Cye's never done it.

I mean, he's just like, hey, I got my, come on in, Sioux. Jay Stray got kicked out of the Trump Hotel in New York because I watched it. Yeah, I watched it happen. Yeah. Me and Willie got kicked out. That was funny, and then the next day, he was going to Fox's friends, and it was in public. And the next time we come to the Trump Tower, there was pictures of all the Robertson clan

behind the desk, the check-in desk. Really? Yeah, like wanting to post on it. I didn't know that part. It was hilarious. It really was. That was actually fun. Me and Willie went to a fancy restaurant,

and I was pretty much dressed like this because we were getting off a plane, and we went in there, and they said, y'all don't fit the dress code. can you step aside by the, they like ushered us into another room because the members were looking. And Willie goes, well, what do we, we got our bags, we can switch some stuff up. Like, what do we need to do?

And they looked at me and goes, that guy's not even close. That's what the dude said. And Willie got so mad. He goes, I'm about to tweet this and we're going somewhere else. And we went to the Capitol Grill and they treated us like kings. Seafood Tower, baby. Yeah, baby. What's the restaurant that runs on top?

It's on top and it rotates in New Orleans. James Bond? No, no, the restaurant. In New Orleans? No, yeah. It's in Texas. No, there's one in New Orleans. The one, I think, Seattle, Washington has got one.

Yeah. Yeah. But they got one in New Orleans, too, because I'm dating a little Cajun from down there. And that's where we went. Now look. Carousel? 60 years ago. Whatever it is.

But anyway, look. Jody D. saying it ain't in New Orleans. It Googles it. There it is. Johnny D claims to have spent more time in New Orleans than a New Orleans resident. But, hey, when we come in, okay, look, I got on, I think I'm just pretty good, and she is too. I got on flak and a nice shirt. She's got on a nice evening gown, okay, looking like a million dollars.

Okay, but guess who's all in this restaurant? There ain't nobody under about 75 years old. Perfect. What times y'all go for? Oh, no, no. No, no. No, no, it was late at night, but look, here's it. The funny part was, hey, everywhere you look, all these ladies in there,

they've got pearl necklaces that are worth million dollars. Diamonds everywhere. Ruby's everywhere. Look, and when we walked in and they sell us down at the table, everybody in the joint is looking at us. Yeah, and she said, I think we just should get up and leave. Did you? I said, no

I said, leave I said, no, I'll fix the roof this in their face I said, hey, my money, I said, I ain't got a whole bunch of money like all these found, but my money just is good and I figured to order me a big steak and have a good time

I did never understand that. Like, your $100 is worth the same as their $100. What does it matter? Like, if you're going to take somebody's money, you're going to take it anyway. Yeah, so they all, they're all doing the glanced

and a little glance every once while. And when they do, I'm just talking about. Hey, look over here, the woman, don't be just glancing. That's an ice-in-you-got-say. Say it, baby. We've been all been looked at a time or two. Oh. What was that?

Jace always said? We've all been facially profiled. Oh, 100. Yeah, this group here. And every time I get tickled. Because eventually somebody says, are you that? Yeah. Oh, well, come on.

And then you get looked at by the people who are waiting in line because you're going ahead of everybody. Yeah, it just. The funniest thing is. We're judging books by their covers, people. Thank you. When Sa's in the airport and people are looking at him, they're kind of staring him down. And then they see him sitting in first class and they're like, now, who is this guy? They just give him a good stare down.

As he wheels his way on that. Oh, he's been wheeling. The funniest thing that ever happened in was such a blast was he gave me his. music. That ain't bad manners, that's good tea. Hey, it's just good tea. I couldn't hold it back. But anyway, he gave me his ear muscle, okay,

and he's got good music on them. So look for about, we got about a seven-hour layover, and I gave a concert for about six hours, okay, land on the floor. Yeah, we got video with that. Oh, no, and we had a blast, okay, and the fans loved it. My buddy, Jeffrey saw you and said, man, what's up with your friend? I said, he's a crazy man. Well, there you go, folks.

Hey, I was on key and in tune, and hey, I gave a good thing. Of all the things you've ever been in key and on tune, hey, to either of them. Oh, no, no, that was it, buddy. Hey, I was hot that night. I got a story about something that happened this weekend. Well, let's tell it when we get back. But let's take his first break still. Don't judge a book by his cover.

Wear blue jeans fishing if you want. Wear a swimsuit fishing if you want. Where overall is fishing if you want. And dress codes are dumb. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking.

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Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. All right, we're back. So, Phil, you said you had a pretty good one from this past weekend. And what did you and old man do this weekend? Well, we went to Tennessee, but we didn't go to Nashville.

This time we went to Memphis. Sy did an event with the VFW. Let's see. Brian Walker is over the whole state. He's the state commander. And he's a beautiful man. He is. He is.

No, no, I'm serious. He's a beautiful man. Okay. Hey. His wife, Elizabeth makes a great tea. Okay. That means he has a good mind and a good heart. Okay, he's beautiful that way.

So, Sa, he loves that and he does stuff to take care of him. And it was a great event because Saa got to meet with all these different people, and it wasn't in the line where he was having to go, go, go, go. We're sitting down on the couch. He got to sit and talk and converse with a lot of people. And it was good, you know, the military guys, people who have been in the service,

it's good for them to talk about things. And Sa is a great listener and an advocate to everything that they're doing. So, Saad, do you have a blast this weekend? Oh, no. I had more fun. That's the most fun I've had in 20 years. Yeah.

There was a lot of fun. The last living veteran, a medal of honor winner. But he wasn't there. We talked about him. Then what was cool was, Then he went to the next guy, and it was a top gun candidate. Okay.

When Tom Cruise made the movie, this guy was actually flying and correcting Tom Cruise and the other guy about how to put on the uniform correctly. Wait, you mean Tom Cruise didn't fly that plane? Uh-oh, here we go. I thought Tom Cruise did everything. That I don't know, but hey, I'm actually sitting beside a guy. And so the first question I asked him, I said, hey, you know, What did you drive?

He said, I should say, not drive. What did you fly? And he said, F-14s. And I said, and what is the speed?

Well, he says the, the, the, Air Force term, Mach 2. That's fast. Well, no, no, no. See, that's the name.

I know what that is. That don't do it justice. Mock 2 don't tell me how fast he's going. But I just tell the story that he told me. when you can fly a plane fast enough, okay, that it will burn the paint off of the aircraft,

that's fast. 1,535 miles per hour. He flew that fast? Oh, yeah. And look, he didn't even hit but 800 to do it. 8,100 miles an hour. He wasn't going Mark 2, but he burnt the paint off.

And when the guy, you know, they stand up. and park the plane. Y'all want to do this here and say, but, all right, stop it? When the guy's doing that to him, he's shaking his head, tell him in the pilot and they're saying, I know I got to go see this commander. I went over the speed limit, yeah? Because he doesn't smoke this plane where it ain't got no pain on it no more.

He also went 1,5 miles. Yeah, he flew it. At a different, yes, that's what he was telling me. Because it's what it is, you got the speed that, breaks the sound barrier, they fly supersonic speed. So, you know, one thing that I was, when you were telling me the story about talking to him, is, I mean, how does somebody think that fast if you're traveling that fast? No, no, no.

You have to maneuver. Hey, this is, every time they got to make a move, a move with that stick, you're talking in nanoseconds. You know, and to pull the trigger on the guns, okay? you're running at mock too you know what's the lead on this baby you know I'd feel probably too safe on that thing so they're going to shoot behind me ain't nobody going to get out in front of no no no they're not going to

lead to yeah yeah if you miss you're behind him trust me if you shoot a bullet going forward at that fast does it move is it laying behind you Is it just goes out the book? And then just, you will have to talk to a professor of physics to do all this. Martin? No, no, I hate a physics.

Martin's a biologist. So you had the most fun you've ever had because you talked to a man that flew really fast planes. Oh, yeah. And I got a picture of you in front of a train. Yep, there he is. No, no, because men and here's the coolest part. I'm just so confused I'm just so confused on where all this is going.

I met all the pilots of the Blue Angels. Yeah. Okay, because of the show, Doug Nanty. Oh, yeah. And they was trying to rig it. About three different times, I was supposed to show up and actually get to fly in one of them.

That'd have been amazing. Okay, and they never did work it out. In a way, I'm glad I didn't. Yeah, you wouldn't be here, but... Yeah, because probably the Gs that they pulled in them time. I don't think your ticker could take it. Hart probably couldn't take it. That's right.

So that was just God taking care of me. Yeah. Okay. I think of what Si I really enjoyed, and I was noticing it because I was trying to keep the line moving, and he told stories and did things. But he was like, let them, just let them sit and talk. We're just going to. So he got to kind of really, I think, Cy was probably being therapeutic to a lot of

these veterans, and he was also getting to tell some of his stories, you know. And it's different when you put veterans together. They got things to talk. about that maybe me and Martin don't or me and Johnny D. No, I'm still trying to do the math in my head of a thousand miles an hour taking off at 800. And I got a picture of a train. Yeah. Now you're starting to understand. Still one of the greatest feats to me in history of all this stuff, not going fat, how in the world do they build a boat that big that'll float and hold all them things and figure out how many did they run off into the ocean to figure out how long they needed to

make that runway for one of them guys like how many of them went to the end of it went plush like i mean you know you start because there's only one way to test this stuff like somebody got to get in it well nobody got hurt to find out yeah no no no that's not long enough okay i'm not incredible i had a veteran okay he was in the navy okay and he had a scrapbook and he we're going through and look at his scrapbook okay he's in communication okay they're on a destroyer okay in a typhoon storm. Yeah, big gunship. That seat. Yeah, big, heavy. So the communication

is not working, so guess what? He's got to go on the tower. Nope. Look, he's got a picture of him. Okay, now he's got a belt on, okay, but he's at the top of this destroyer and the waves.

Look, the ship is doing this. It's going back and forth. In a far as this. Well, look, in a swell of a wave he's skinned with his hand on the water that big of a boat turned at a 45 essentially. Yeah, like this. Okay, and he's skinned with his hand on the ocean wave. And then it shows, then it does this, okay,

and he's doing it on the other side. Ain't no way them boys get paid enough. No, no. I'm a big fan of dry ground. I'm looking at you and I said, this idiot, like to went into the Navy. I said, I'm glad I didn't. Yeah. I said, you have got to be kidding me.

The Navy's got to be tough. Oh, my dad was in the Navy. Was he? Yeah. I didn't know that. During the war. It's where you can get yourself clean. Y'all, not only that, my mother, okay, actually riveted B-52, B-27s.

Plains. Yep. I like rivet later. Tell Johnny D. March 17? In the World War II? That's cool. Tell him about the plaque you got on the wall.

Yeah. Yeah, people come in and say, goodness, I didn't know he was in the Navy. My dad's got a picture, you know. And I said, I wasn't. And they said, well, it looks just like you. And I said, well, that's my dad. And then he's got one where it's a piece of a ship where his mom had done the riveting to these different planes. That's cool.

That's pretty awesome. Well, no, no. And Randy of. Yeah. Eagle. Pipeline Eagle. Okay. He actually bought me a picture of the Memphis.

spell, which is a World War II bomber. There's a little piece of metal in it. It's got another, it's the same thing, piece of metal off of the actual plane. But, hey, the vet used to talk about it, okay? Them things would come back and land in England after a bombing raid. And everybody that worked on them just couldn't believe it. Poked full of holes. Oh, just.

unbelievable. It's a good thing that it was in the air, not the water. No, no. Yeah. It was unbelievable because when you're talking, I'm talking about votes, Volkswagen-sized holes in wings and the body and everything. Literally just shot two pieces.

And them four big engines, they had proper engines. Bring them home, baby. I know we've said it before, and I'm going to always say it. Yeah. I love hearing these kind of stories. Thank you to the men and women that serve our nation. Absolutely. Amen.

Let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. What is this thing in the middle of the room? Where did that come from? Well, a fan gave me that in Cuyersville, Memphis, Tennessee. Collierville, that's right. Cawyerville. That's where we were.

On the back of it, I think it's Sounders. Sounders Shop. Oh, I almost dropped it. Sounders Shop made in the U.S. Made in Tennessee. So, Martin, you're going to love this. I like decorations. From the time we got to the airport in Memphis to where we did the event in Collierville

and told a bunch of stories that had a great time. Y'all flew to Memphis? Yeah. Interesting. Can't have money, Martin. Yeah. On a private plane. Oh!

You said airports. You didn't say FBO. That makes way more sense there. No, but a lot of people I was about the podcast. I was about to say because commercial, man. You're way better off just driving to Memphis. Walking in Memphis. But anyway, go ahead.

No, we got to ask a lot about this podcast and us getting calls in and emails about answering questions and things. And people love the podcast. I was surprised how many people ask us about it. People actually like this thing. And I still can't figure it out either. And I was telling them all, I said, well, the thing that surprises me the most is a fan writes in and says, okay, I'm struggling with this. what do y'all have some you know the what am i trying to say here boys people actually care about our advice on serious matters what how do i deal with this i'm having a problem with this how do i deal with it

and i said what surprised me was i said you got four guys and and them four guys give their opinion of how to deal with it and i was shocked that the four guys are actually that smart Their answers just really blow my mind sometimes. I don't know. That would be what, J.D., Martin, Philip, John Goward, and Stone. I don't know that we're necessarily that smart, but it just goes to show you that everybody lives. And one of us, or a lot of times two of us,

have been through the situation that they're describing. That's like the song. Lean on me. You may have a problem. You know on me. that I may, you know, understand. Yeah. Because, I mean, I've had some of my striped those out.

Yeah. I got nothing on that. You can't help on some of them. That's why there's an important word that we use called community. And it's important to have that in your life. Well, no, no. And we're kind of, we kind of got a little community that listens to us. Yeah.

My best line on this is, okay, hey, life happens. And then how you deal with it, okay. It's what's great. Absolutely. We also got feedback. Everybody, everybody needs somebody to lean on sometimes. We also got feedback that Martin is a fantastic facilitator. No, no, I'm sad.

If they told me, if one person told me that, a hunter told me. Okay, they said, hey, Martin keeps you guys going and don't let it ever, you know, get stagnant. Hey, folks, let me tell you, I may be decent at that, but we're not. What y'all aren't appreciating is the power of editing. Go, Hunter. Good job, buddy. Yeah. Well, you got to give credit where credit is good.

We sit here in O'Pine, but the people behind the screen are just as important to this thing as we are, which is what I think a lot of people struggle with in life is giving those other people credit because they want it all for themselves. And that's something we've never done. Yeah, that's true. Period. End the story. And it's just like whenever you see the quarterback, think the offensive line.

Like, those guys don't ever get it. any they don't ever get any credit so what he's trying to say is that it's bigger than you absolutely okay this is bigger enough this is a team effort and it always when it comes together and is good kudos to all players in it it's a team effort where jesus is a coach we got the best coach in the world oh yeah best coach of world's ever seen which this is a big week for that oh yeah I mean, this is the week that we celebrate an empty tune, you know. Oh, man, I can't wait to talk about that. So that's pretty awesome.

This one will air the day before Good Friday. Yeah, absolutely. All right. Day before, the saddest day in the world gets replaced three days later by the happiest day in the world. Ain't that something? Yep. There's one song that they sing it before I worship, and the line is, and he begins to breathe.

Up from the grip. Hey, he wrote. I think your grandfather wrote that song. He wrote, he gave me a song. Hey, I could drive my hair through a truck right now. I can see his arms. Yeah, it's stood up. Are you talking about?

Are you talking about, hope? What are you talking about, son? Is that the song you're talking about, Living Hope? Is that the name of it? That's a jam. I just know that when they do the line. Your buried body began to breathe? Yeah, his buried body begin to breathe.

Out of this. It's the roaring line. Yeah, that's why. Declared the grave has no claim. I can't sing, but that song, I'll run through a brick wall, baby. Happy Easter. Oh, man. I got thrown off there.

I got excited. It's a big week, man. There's a lot of reasons to be excited. Absolutely. And it's because promises were kept and the best coach in the world still living. He cannot lie. The scheme of redemption, y'all. That's the thing.

He cannot lie. So, hey, he's promised me. that this old body of mine, you'll raise it again. And that's why, like I said, death, death, okay, there's nothing but a change of address. And you know what happens on Monday? You go to the store and you find all the Reese's eggs that are left over half price. That's just another benefit, Martin. I mean, yeah, you get your body back, but you also, you go to get some chocolate out.

It's going to get them, Riesies. Hey. It's the silver lining in a dark cloud. Rhesus are at half price Rises are at half price Get in line, boys Oh my goodness That's funny

I'm telling you man It's a cool week As a Christian It's our biggest week You know I told my kids early on And I mean I still say it I never get off of it You know this is a story

Where the good guys win This is it It's not a make believe This is all real And we've talked about the resurrection Since they could understand in English, you know, and it is, it's the most powerful thing that's ever happened. We're keeping time by it.

2,022 years ago, something happened that everybody still talks about. Yeah, that they reset the clock on. Yeah. I mean, if something happens where you reset the clock, that's a big deal. That's a big deal. That's a big deal. They reset the calendar jack. And hey, and the reason they done it, it was a man.

A man showed up. Yep. Yeah. They didn't reset that clock. when others, they only reset it more. There's been a bunch of them show up. Right, but here's the thing. But they ain't telling time by him.

So, hey, look, if we're telling time by him, maybe you ought to take the book that's been written about him and actually read it and find out who he is. Because he was God in the flesh. Yep. And he was a perfect sacrifice. He never sinned one time. Ever.

Ever. Was Phil Roberts would say. Just like that. He don't ever flare ducks. Ever. Ever. A worthy sacrifice. I hadn't heard that one.

Phil got them lines. Before we go next break, I call Phil on Thursday, tell him about us having twins. Oh, about that to ban the twins. Oh, yeah. I don't know why. I should have had Brittany record this conversation. Can we guess what he said?

I hear a one liner coming up, boys. He said, huh, two in one shot. He paused and he said, I've seen you do it. I've seen you do it. That's good stuff. Bill Robertson, the man, the man of endless wit. I'll give him that.

Even at 70, whatever he's about to turn. That brain is still short. Excuse me. 76. 76. Because you're going to be 74. Because I'm going to be 74. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Get this straight. What's so funny, look, it's three days between our birthdays. And two years. Yeah. Yeah. Three days?

And two years. What day's yours is the 21st? 27th. 27th. He's the 24th. When, y'all, Willie just put out his deal about a birthday bag, turning 50, and it's on the 24th. Well, hey, here's the deal. If anybody was wanting to go to Willie's birthday party, now you know the day.

And I said, wait. Wait, me, did Willie, was Willie born on the 24th? And Willie was, Christine said, no, no, that's just the day they have it. What's he? 22nd. 22nd. 20th. Him and Missy both are the 22nd, right?

Yep. Yeah, we got a lot of. And Phil. And Brittany's is the 30th. Of April? God, I hope you're right, man. Are you kidding? So is Paula Goblin.

Don't miss that one. My son's in 26. Uh-huh. There's a bunch of us around here born in April. And my, I've been married 30 years, April 18th. Me and Godwin both married a woman born on the same day. And I'll say this, what holds true about both of them is their headstones are going to read something like, here lies Brittany, here lies Paula.

They were a little lippy. They were a little lippy. You get up in there and them torsyses and you start messing with that bull, son. They get lippy. These April babies, these spring babies, is lippy. I wouldn't know anything. I wouldn't know anything about that. Yeah, here we go.

May 15th. Come on. Hey, you do my birthday. Thank you. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. Side, what you want for your birthday? Nothing?

Good. Buy me something. Hey, why don't you want anything for your birthday? He never wants anything. Hey, I don't need it. But I want to give you something. Well, just make it come from the heart. What about like this Black Panther?

I've already got two of them. Unless. It's a real one. That's right. Unless it's a real one. Oh, you think we can get like, tiger petting? We could go to the Monroe Zoo where there is a Black Panther.

Let's do it. And I think they'd let us in. What do you think, Mark? I think that's a black jaguar. There we go. Come on, man. It's kind of our thing. No, no, it's a black jaguar.

Hey, I ain't going to be lying for you. There you go. Yeah. I think that's... I'm not going to get off of the one I've seen, okay. Buddy. Buddy. But, hey.

All right. So the one at the Monroe... I mean, really. Because I just watched the, let's see, oh yeah, wagon train. I just watched wagon train, and hey, the Indians raided a wagon train a long time ago, and the little girl, eight years old, they'd take her away, or they thought they did. And then Clint McCullough found her, okay, and she's got wolves that live with her. They're talking about a Western.

Okay, Western. Yeah, I Googled Waggon Train. Oh, yeah. I haven't seen it. It was fine. It was fine. Seven, sent him as best. Yeah.

She lived with wolves, okay, so it can be done. I think that's called dances with wolves. No, he's a very different story. That's another movie. I know that. Kevin, Kevin Costner. Oh, good jobs. Katanka. I have no idea what we're talking about. When you don't get married with me and Western, son.

I don't know, but unlike Johnny Dee, who was shaking and said, no, feverishly at a restaurant in New Orleans, it revolved. I've learned to not discount what the man says. That was a blast. I'll just tell it you. He's got a memory. He's got a great memory. And he reads a lot. I catch him reading books all the time.

I'm like, son, what are you doing? He remembers every bit of it. The only issue he's got is sometimes he puts that detail in another location. I actually put this story with this story. And that's why he's the world's greatest story to. Hey, look. Very good at that. You've got as many stories in your head as I've got.

Yeah, every once you're going to get them a little mix. And I love it. But you know, the beauty about you is you tell it with a conviction that it's 100% church. He does that. You believe it. Yes, he does. Nope. Nope, it ain't 100%.

95. Only 95. But your conviction level is 100. Hey. That's the beauty of it. That's his family. His biggest fan when we went to Collierville. Her name was Sarah.

She sat right beside side. Hey, she was a student. Yep. The president of the student council. Mm-hmm. A young, what, eight years old, I think. I think so. Lovely young lady.

And she's reading both your books. And she's reading both of my books. What is it about you and eight-year-olds from Tennessee? He's eight years old. They recognize. They recognize his fellow kid. We had old young sawdog, wasn't that his name? Sawyer.

He was eight from Tennessee. Now we're on a Sarah. That's eight from Tennessee. She was a sweetheart, too. Oh, my goodness gracious. Sigh an eight-year-olds. Cy, you're a wild man. Johnny how was Carter?

Eight. Yep, he probably got... Top him off at size, right? Hey, here's the deal. Even Cy couldn't take it that way. Brittany and Martin don't know what they got into already here. No, I'm pretty sure.

Okay. Has the fact that you're not having one but two children at the exact same time really settled in yet? Yeah, it has. It has? Yeah. How many onesies have you bought? Nothing yet. Better be an even number.

Yeah, nothing yet. Everything has to be even number now. I ain't bought nothing for them yet, but. But I did start cleaning out my hunting room slash office yesterday. I'm getting in the prepared stage. Oh, is that becoming the nursery? No. Are you losing?

What are you losing that's becoming the nursery? I think we're going to move. Yep. He lost it. He's got a bigger place, but bigger place. Well, it's not even that. My house is plenty big for that, in my opinion. But I don't want to raise my kids in a subdivision.

I want my kids be raised like I was with two or three acres where they can go skip around, run around. If they want to run outside without their bridges on, they can. You know, and that's just, that's where I want to raise my kid, where there's a pond, where there's trees. They got a BB gun. They can do whatever they want to. Like, I want them to have the same opportunities I had as a kid, and you just can't do

that in a subdivision. So we're going, we're going, we're moving out of the subdivision and moving out to the edge of town somewhere once we find the right place. And that's, that's, so that's the biggest thing. So I'm trying to just clean out my stuff. so it's not a massive race whenever it happens. Martin, moving on that. I'm wishing for a boy and a girl.

That way you got one of it. Yeah, size's fired up. I mean, he's going to be an uncle again. Oh, no, no, he's a papal. Hey, I'm going to have. No, to your kids. That's what I'm talking about. I'm going to keep these kids, and then when they get the acting up,

I'm going to say, come get these horrible little children. And I'm going to pull a you. I'm going to hang up on my phone room. Then I'm going to hear. You're breaking up. You're breaking up. I'll still be there tomorrow. And I'll show up when I told you I'll take them up.

Deal's a deal. Oh, my God. Martin, the father of twins. It's a pair of them, boys. Everybody on TikTok think it's three. I love it. Really? Mm-hmm.

I'm not on TikTok. Hey, no, you better not. Hey, you're talking about sneaky. A third one? Yeah. There's three. Yeah, first three. Do you talk about sneaky?

You like to watch that cat like a. Somebody's always going to be two to one if you've got three. If there's three, you automatically go to his own defense, and I prefer to play man to man. If there's three, Martin's going to take a drastic step back from this podcast for a few weeks. And me and that doctor are going to have to, me and her going to have to go through counseling. We already got big enough trust issues when we went from one to two. If we go to two to three, we got a problem coming.

Me and Dr. Jones, we're going to have to, we got us to talk. You got some explaining. That reminds me to talk about Mrs. Jones. Mrs. Jones. You got a thing going on. I got a thing going on. Yeah, and it's called a lack of trust at this point. A lack of trust, baby.

Oh, man. I love it. Yeah, I've got like four TikTok videos and one of them. That one's got like 1.5 million views. It's a good video. I've seen the video. I told you. Yeah.

That was Brittany. She said, well, there's two of them in there. That was the other comment was, man, the doctor could have eased you into that. I was like, no, there is. There's no easing after one to two. It's a Band-Aid rip-off there. I wish I had a camera when you were describing it. Well, he moved the wand.

Yeah. And he pushed down on our belly a little bit, and a little face popped up. And then Martin goes, okay, I'm going to stop recording now. Then the doctor moved the one a little bit to the right there and pushed it in again. Oh, another face. No. He's so happy. Oh, it is.

No, look on your face, I would have done. I don't flew it up and put a big picture of it. Me too. I think next time I'm going to take a GoPro and have Ed on me, just in case there is a third one. I want to know what just... And the camera, you're probably just going to see it go. Probably just going to fall.

Like dropping a mic. You know. Mic drop. Well, let's take our last break. Martin's going to need a minute to recover. It's fine. I've dealt with it. I've been on the phone.

Look, here's what I tell you. Everybody says it. and about their fans. We truly do have the greatest fans in the world because every one of them has been so kind, so positive, saying they're praying for me and her and for a healthy pregnancy and all of that. And just keep doing it because, yeah, we need your prayers and you need to practice. So, you know, just keep on lifting us up. We'll take every one of them we can get.

So we'll be back right after that. Johnny D. what is in that inbox today? Hello. Oh, that's up call. Oh, Scott emails in. Oh, Scott from Michigan. Scotty Sheffler, the master champion? Nope, Scott, I don't use last names because who knows?

They told me not to. What's up, Duck Call Room? Love listening to you guys. Bluebell ice cream is his absolute favorite. It's a treat that our family can only enjoy it when we were vacationing in the South. They went to Florida for spring break, and Bluebell's not in Michigan where he's from. So he sent somebody to the store to buy some ice cream, and they all wanted the Moolinium crunch. But Uncle Sy talking about black walnut.

best. Convinced him that this is the only ice cream they needed to try. So he decided to bring that flavor back. And he was sent to the store to get ice cream. They said, Millennium Crunch. He said, no, Uncle Si says black walnut. So he brings it back.

Big mistake. It was terrible. And I've been hearing about it for days. Multiple families are upset with him for listening to Saiz's ice cream taste buds. Does Sai have some advice for me to make this right? dot dot I trusted him and now you want to trust him to make it right hey here's how you make it right you just tell them suck it up boys they got bad taste black walnut is only okay by the way and send all leftovers send all leftovers to

one 17 Kings Lane I said hey look hey that just goes to show you okay it's great to have variety in your life. I like black walnut. I think I would have bought it. It's okay. What if we were all the same? You know? How boring would that be?

What's your favorite, Phel? No, I just said I would have bought both types of ice cream when I went to make sure I didn't get in trouble with the family. I don't know why they're so impressed with Moolinium crunch. That ain't ever been my bag. I mean, it's okay. I'd put it in the same category as black walnut. You can't. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. I'm just saying I'll eat it. It's not my. Now look, my favorite one that... Anger in the man's eyes. My favorite one Bluebell makes is the butter crunch or whatever, which is just like peanut butter in, like a butterfinger chopped up in there, essentially. Yeah.

I actually didn't look at it good, and I actually grabbed some, and it wasn't black walnut. It was pecan. How was it? Pecan crawling. No, no. When I was bad bunch of walnuts, I was telling us, uh-oh, this bad bunch of walnuts here. Something ain't right.

I don't like a bunch of crunch in Africa You really won't like Moolinium crunch I'm not big on nuts in ice cream And that's like what is it Why y'all got to do that? Caramel Caramel crunch

No Horrible I used to like that Pretty old cream cheese or whatever they have For a hour or something That thing was legit Bring that back yo Yeah

Banana pudding's a good one All right now I'm just Now we're going down a path we should And of ice cream flavors But I still maintain, just go mint chocolate chip. Everybody likes that. Everybody has different taste. Yeah.

Every since Brittany discovered that Baskin-Robbins on the way to Honeyhole. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-huh. It's always good. I avoid that place.

You can't go buy it. Mint chocolate chip shape. Yeah, pull in. Got it. Medium mint chival chip. I'm not doing it. I want to, though, on my way back to work. I love Baskin-Robins.

I love ice cream. I love eating food. All right. Hey, my name is Braden. Braden? Braden. My girlfriend, he needs some advice. Uh-oh.

I don't know if Braden's going to like her advice. How old is Braden? Don't know. My girlfriend wants to go to this wedding on the 21st of May, and I really don't want to go. The thing the wedding is on my birthday, and she is upset because I don't want to go to her soon sister-in-law. to go to her Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Soon sister-in-law

Suggested that we go to I don't know what he meant there. He doesn't want to go to the wedding And his sister-in-law suggested that we go to the wedding And do something after that Is that a good idea? What should I do?

What are you talking about, man? Hey, you idiot. Uh-oh, uh-oh. I told him he wasn't going to like it. We don't jerk, we don't jerk Martyrs train. Oh, what's out, man. What I'm going to say is Do you like this girl, Braden?

Yeah. Go to the wedding. It's in May. For crying not loud, it could be in November. And your birthday's overrated. You know, it's my birthday. So what? Go to the wedding.

How old are you? A wedding on your birthday is a birthday party that somebody else paid for. Yes. Go act like it's your birthday party. Eat all the cake. All of it. Eat all the refreshment. Come on.

Take some presents with you. If drinks are your thing, have a free one, by goodness. Did she just say take some presents with you? No, I didn't say that. He said that. Phil. Yeah, I don't get this, man. I sense a phobia here.

Of what? Uh-oh. A fear. He don't want to go to a wedding with his girlfriend. Wisdom. Si. He's scared that if he goes to this wedding with his girlfriend. Sign on that bag, son.

The next time, okay, is he going to be talking about, hey, when are we going to get married? That's what it is. It's a paraphrophobia, boy. Braden, son. And that is why he is 74, and you can't spell wise without SI, son. Thank you. There it is it.

Braith, you got cold feet, son. Now we know. This ain't about your birthday. It's about commitment. And also, let me give me a piece of advice, Braden. You sound like you're the age of where, just like I told Walter, I talked to him the other day. He called me and congratulate me. I asked him by his girlfriend.

He said, I don't know. I said, look, Walter, you're to the age now. if you're in a relationship that ain't leading towards marriage, you're wasting your time. Like, what are you doing it for? Speed. So if this is, if Braden, if that's not where you think this is heading, then May 21st has got a lot easier for you.

Oh, boy. Don't go. Don't go. It'll end itself. You'll snuff itself out. See, but the, I'm going to be selfish and celebrate my birthday. The email made me focus on his birthday, not the wedding.

But I got it. So I was like. So I snuffed it out. So I was like, mm-hmm. So I put that nose in there, says, somebody right. My wife plans my birthday party every year with her friends. They're not even my friends. And I'm like, okay, yeah, I know.

Let's go eat with your friends. Good advice for those that are thinking about marriage. Those people are my friends. And this is for the male. Learn to say yes, ma'am, a lot. Absolutely. And look. It's worth it.

You will thank me for that, okay, because it will save you a lot of misery. Amen, but you. Just learn to say, yes, ma'am. Amen. Man is a genius. Amen. All right, you want my Easter thought to wrap this one up?

Yeah. It's a little long, so I got a little something. Go with it. I got a little something for Easter. I'm here for it. So Luke 23. Yeah, that's the right chapter. Jesus has already been up on the cross.

People are hurling insults at them. And as you know, there are two guys on each side of them, both criminals that were also put to death alongside Jesus. And one of the criminals who hung their hurled insults out. aren't you the Messiah, save yourself and us. But the other criminal rebuked him, don't you fear God? He said, since you under the same sentence, we are punished justly, for we are getting what our deeds deserve, but this man has done nothing wrong. Then that criminal looked at Jesus and said, Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom,

and Jesus answered him, truly I tell you today you will be with me in paradise. And this, my guy got me thinking this weekend. we're all criminals. Which one are you? Which one are you? So we have their chance to respond to the gospel of Jesus Christ in two ways. We can either say, you better save me, or you can say, I know I've messed up, and I know what this man's doing for me right now and dying on this cross to save me from my sins.

And it's really, are you going to let pride get in the way and say, ah, you need to do what I tell you to do? Are you going to say, remember me when you come into your kingdom? them. So you got anything? No, no. Well, it says it all. It says it all. Okay.

Because one of them was denying that he's a sinner. Mm-hmm. Okay. And look, he's lost. Okay, he's lost. He missed it. He missed it. Okay.

And the other one right there at the very end of his life with like moments to spare. Got it. That just goes to show you when people think, okay, I've lived such a, horrible, bad life. Because I've had people ask me before, you're talking about you just judge and you're saying I'm going to hell. And I said, no, I didn't.

I said, because the blood of Christ is strong enough that it don't make any difference what you did. Yep. Okay. You can't be bad enough that Jesus can't save you. That's right.

Amen. Okay, and on that other side of that, you can never be good enough in and of yourself to make it. Yep. Okay. God became flesh, died on a cross willingly for you. That's the reason to become flesh.

Well, we could get our hands on the human being and kill him. Well, he beat all that. Yeah. And look, our life, all of it is a gift from the almighty, his son, and the Holy Spirit. Yep. and look, all you've got to do is accept it for crying out loud and then do the best you can do. Yep, anybody can try.

And he just like a thief, look at him, he said, hey, please do me a favor. Remember me when you come in your kingdom. Yep. Yep. Reminds me a lot of a coach I had in high school. He said, I don't demand perfection. I just demand you best. Give me your best.

Give me your best. That's all Jesus asking of us. Listen to me. Give me your best shot every day. Listen to me and then give me your best shot and keep your eyes on me. Yeah. And because that criminal did it at the very end, that was a pretty good day. He said, whoa, woo, he said, you're going to be with me in paradise.

And I often wonder what that dude that was hurled insults thought when he said that, he was like, hold on, what? You got two tickets to paradise or not? But that dude's pride got totally in the way and he decided to make himself known. And like you're talking about, sadly. Like you said, what happened? Oh, I missed it. I missed it. I missed it.

So here's our... I had this chance. I had this chance and I missed it. It was that close. Yeah. So if you're listening to us... You don't have to miss it. You got an opportunity.

You got an opportunity. Yeah, you're not a few minutes away like that... Good Fridays tomorrow. Jesus died for you. And three days later, that dude started breathing again. Boom. And one day you can too. We hope to see you in heaven.

We're going. Sigh, you going? Oh, hey, I'm going to fly one of these days, boys, and I ain't going to need a jetpack. I ain't going to need a plane. I ain't going to need an helicopter. It's going to be all Jesus power. Jesus power.

We'll see y'all next time. I'm going to be an interstellar, interstellar traveler, baby.