Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Challenges Miss Kay’s Cooking to Her FACE

Episode Date: January 23, 2024

Miss Kay rebuts several of Si's claims, including being a “ladies man.” Phillip reveals what he, Si, Phil, and the boys got up to while Miss Kay went away on vacation, and Si remembers the most troublesome Robertson that even gives Miss Kay shivers. John-David forces a showdown between Si & Miss Kay over the best remedy for everything from a cough to a cold to a stomach bug. Phillip is glad the butterfly effect of the Robertson family changed his family’s life, and John-David is lucky to be here because of it too. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, welcome back, everybody. Martin's sick. Oh. But don't be afraid. We have a guess much better than Martin. She even called it, Welcome to my show, whenever I walked into the room. We're so glad to have the one, the only,

Kay Robertson. Thank you. The fans go wild. The fans do go wild. Yay. We're glad to have you, Miss Kay. I'm glad to be here. Well, that's good news.

glad y'all hadn't changed same we haven't changed we don't change no we don't change when your husband comes he doesn't ever say that he's glad to be here shocker but you all glad to be here he's always wait for one thing leave here leave amen is that it yeah he is ready to go we got let the sponsors have their moment yep in the sun and he said well y'all do that without me I'm out of here we do he's so rude sometimes he's just real direct isn't he Hey, direct man. Look, he's a man that's got a plan, and he's always got something to do. This is true.

I understand that. Even if it's just spread his legs up, watch TV. That's right. He's got to watch Matt Dillon pistol whip a couple. Does he watch Westerns, too? I thought he just watched the weather channel. He watches the weather and the Westerns. But here lightly, it seems like he's really tuned in on the weather.

Really tuned in on the weather? Well, the weather could get, who knows what the weather? You know, this time of year, it's all crazy. Now, speaking of that, the weather sucks get rude. Well, I don't want it to get bad in Louisiana because we just don't know how to act. You know what I mean? We don't have all the infrastructure for it. No, if it gets below 30, we just shut down.

We don't know how to dress. They drive crazy. That's right. I'm wearing shorts right now, but I thought it was going to be 90 degrees today. But then I heard it was also supposed to be 20. I don't know. I don't watch the weather as much as Phil. Well, it's 71 right now.

I wouldn't be wearing shorts, it's not the month of our shorts. It's 71 outside. Huh. And what is it supposed to tonight? It's supposed to go down to 10. Well, it's going to get cold over the next few days. This is going to be rude and crude, boys?

Is that a thing, though? Because there's a song that says, as long as old men sit and talk about the weather. And now that I work at a tackle store, that's all that old men do. Is that what y'all do? You watch the weather channel, I don't talk about weather.

Well, my husband does. Okay, I'm just checking. I'm trying to see what's in store. What do I talk about? Do you talk about the weather a lot, Phil? Probably food. No, I don't. I talk about women.

Oh, God. No. No, I do. As long as we do around to talk about women. Nobody believes you. I'm sorry. Well, I, oh, no, they do. All the women.

I'm going to love you forever. I'm just going to love them all. I'm going to let Kay and side just go at this. Okay. Okay, Kay, you've been around Si longer than any of us. He's full of bull. See, because he says he's a ladies man. He tells all these stories.

He was when he was 16, 17, 18. In his world, he is a ladiesman. And I'm still a lady's man going on 75, baby. But what about this world that I call Earth? Was he a ladies man back in the day when he was in the backseat of you at Phil's dates? He thought he was. He wasn't. I'm fighting

You need to check with the people This is the only person I know Phil Will wouldn't answer the question She needs to check with those That used to go into the drive-ins You were in the backseat of the date Of Phil and Kay

Well I'm just saying hey She needs to check with the people that So what happened We didn't have movie houses boys We go to the drive-in The drive-in Okay so you're in the back seat and Kay and Phil are in the front.

You just walked around and ate people. I told him to go get us something to drink. Oh, I went got the popcorn and whatever. And that's where you met some women. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, you got to have something like serving the drinks and popcorn. Kay?

Is it true? Yeah, he left the car, yes. I don't know what he did. He's busting on you, man. Well, hey, I'm just telling you. Hey. A gentleman never kissed out. I was here before John Travolta ever even hit the dance store.

Okay. That's how much I've been around. That's something you got to know. And he probably watched me a lot to get the moves he's got. Uh-oh. John Travolta is actually 69 years old. I know it. He's a youngster.

That's crazy. So you say you were. Have you seen him on the commercial? I love that's my favorite. That's my favorite commercial. Oh, no, it is. What does he do? Ho, ho, ho.

But he dances, you know, just like a movie. And then he's got the old deal, what's in your one? So he got that from you is what you're telling me? Oh, he got all that from me. Okay, okay. Yeah. He was just, hey. Stay alive.

Hey, nobody would have knew what to do, you know. Had you made it before. That's right. Hey, that's where it's Saturday Night Live come from. Oh, my God. You're truly. And staying alive. I believe you're thinking a Saturday night fever.

Oh, hell. Oh, he was a fever Saturday night, all right? You are much more Saturday night live material. Oh, Saturday night, boys. Boy, he's full of it, ain't. I thought Jayne was supposed to show us something. No, I got nothing. I'm still confused.

I just, I would love, Kay, because your whole life was made into a movie. Yeah. I have had some emails that have asked for The Blind 2, which would be the story of Size's life. that be as interesting or would it be animated because there's no way any of it's true it would be animated it would be animated that'd be a good car thing that would be x-rady oh boy okay we're not you're talking about the funny stuff man you couldn't show my life okay somebody take his oxygen away from him i love how his sister-in-law's his best friend and when she shows up he

gets wild yeah he does he gets brave that lady is my other sister i'm a for I had two. Okay. And she was the third. That's right. I feel like it too. So let me ask you all this. Did y'all ever fight, ever get cross with each other?

They fought the last five. Well, how about the time? No, the time he got myself and made me run after him in that cornfield. I never will forget that. And you just kept running and running and making me run up. I thought you were going to tell the one about, hey, I stab your, you grabbed the last pig of chicken. Well, hold on. Hold on.

What about the cornfield? I've heard that one. I need more about... I didn't hear the cornfield. Well, he got something of mine and said, you get it. What did you get? And he took off right?

I don't remember myself what it was. It's been too long ago. But I had to chase him all over that stupid cornfield. I've had a lot of issues with cornfields. No, no, I'm serious. Because, hey, we had a... The nurse station was set up by a cornfield. What nurse?

Oh, no. They used to bring in a nurse. To give everybody vaccination. Oh, okay. Oh, no. Gotcha. And you didn't want it. Oh, no, no, because when they said, hey, you know, Mama said, well, hey, oh, I got one more outside.

Yeah. Like that, like David, they went looking for you. You know, what's silent that? You know, they said all they could see was cornstalks doing this. That's right. As I was going to cook. He knew how to mine in cornfield. Did you ever catch him?

No. No. I wouldn't ask you. Look at you. Oh, it is. Oh, it's a trick. through cornfields, really. You know how much he weighed?

I mean, he was so little and light. He could just... So you were an expert at... Which I've never had anyone tell me that they had a lot of issues growing up with cornfields until you... But you were an expert at running through the cornfield? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, because... Did I give him a shot? Because you can't catch... Me and needles don't get long. Me neither. You can't catch him in the cornfield. That's one. I mean, he had this whole thing about it.

You run down one. in between the rows, you cross about five rows, and then you just lay down in between the rows and let it run by you. They can't see you. Not when you're skin and bones.

You look like a corn stalk. Oh, yeah. Hey, Beanpole. That was a nickname. So that was the biggest fight you ever got in, chasing him through the corn? Because he stabbed you one time over a piece of chicken. Yeah.

Was it an accident? No, it was on purpose. It was on purpose. She grabbed the last thing. It was rude. You never do that. Rude. It's bad table etiquette, so I educated her.

Time out. Is worst table etiquette, the last piece of chicken or physical body harm? Oh, that four come right? All I did with hold her hand. I put it on top of her hand and just helped it. You said this. You said, I called for that thigh. That's right.

I called for that thigh first. And then the next thing I knew there was a force. This goes on my hand. It was just resting. I was just to tell her, don't try to pull it back. Uh-uh. Well, who does that at a meal? Okay, I didn't, I don't know.

I was, I was just frozen. I just left my hand. I was just frozen. And you stuck around? Well, I didn't know what else to do. Hey. So here we are. She fit right in.

60 years later, and you were like, you know what? Why not? Yeah, well, I get my chicken early. Thank you. Thank you. Before I show up now, she has hers. Yeah, she's going to get hers. Otherwise, he's going to go, called it, and stab people.

Not me. Not a stab. It's just pressures to tell them, don't pull back, because if you do, you'll have to get, might lose a little blood over it. Where'd you learn that from, one of your brothers? Look, hey. He made it up. I'm one of the youngest.

It was a fighter to survive. Oh, hey, you had to, hi. Survival of it. That's right. I'd never see anybody act like that ever. He does obsess with food when she starts eating. She wasn't used to be around poor people. Say again, so?

What? She wasn't used to being around poor people. It was poor, aggressive people. Well, look, you got to be aggressive if you're poor. Okay. Why did I never see other people acting like that? I knew poor people. Hey, look, this was the queen that was born with a silver spoon

in her mouth. Kay, never have the parents that have a store. They'll never let it go. Her mom and dad on the grocery store for coming out. Well, would you give the spoon back or would you live with what you were given? Well, hey, I, you know. Amen, Ms. Kay. That's pretty good.

Miss Kay, what size was your bed growing up when you're a kid? Please say that Queen's Island. That's exactly what I was going to say. It's a Queen's out. Hey, here's how rich you were. Not only did she have the girl, Cal Girl outfit. She had a. Shetland ponies too to go with it.

Miss Kay, I grew up with money. I didn't ever get my own pony, though. Big time. Because you lived in town probably. That's also true. Well, we'll be right back with someone who'll stab you if he's hungry. A lady who had a pony. All right, look, springtime is here.

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What he was talking about How he hasn't got much sleep Before we started There's always a show Before the show That nobody hits record on Hunter You've had trouble sleeping lately

I know And Miss Case You've also had trouble sleeping lately No Who said that? I thought you did. I'm sorry. No, I really sleep pretty good.

Okay, why have you had trouble sleeping? I don't know. He's got a great matches. Maybe because I sleep too much. Yeah, he sleeps the day and the night. That's what a psychiatrist would tell me. How long? I mean, anytime, well, I normally, my normal routine is I usually get out of bed

around somewhere around 10, 10.30. That's too much. What time you got a bed? And then by 1 o'clock, I'm late. back in my recliner taking a nap. You are a bath in a half. A couple hours. Then, you know, sometimes I go, you know, 8.30, go get in bed, go to sleep.

But nobody's been having bad dreams. You had to be? Well, no, no. I didn't get a rude awakening last night. There we are. Uh-oh. What happened? I'm just about, I'm in that.

Rim sleep. Well, no, I'm actually fixed to just float off and. and be on a cloud. And about that time, there is a blood-curling scream. Uh-oh. In your house? In the bed with me. Oh, no.

Is it the cat? Sleep, pee. No. And then she says, hey, they're green and white and naked, and they're coming after me. Whoa. So that was my nightmare last night. Yeah, the naked would get me. Green and white and naked.

Well, Ms. Greenstein's never come back on this show. I know why. I know why. Because we actually watched the show, and I don't know the name of it. What is the big worms that was on the ground that was eating everything and everybody? Trimmers? Trimmers. Ah.

She watched that before we went to bed. And they were great. Oh, wow. Okay. And this was the upgraded version. The one where they had clothes on? No. It was the one where they were, the big worms ended up.

and they was giving birth, okay, whenever they ate something, they would give birth to a little one. I believe that's tremors too. Well, whatever. I'll have to get Hunter to correct me if I'm wrong. And they was actually, they kept evolving. When they do something, killing them,

then the next time they tried it, it wouldn't work. We have got to get you some different TV channels. Oh, no, no. They got a mean. No, we don't need that. Hey, no more horror stuff. Did you enjoy the show or not? I wasn't paying no attention to it.

Oh, okay. Evidently, though, my wife was. Yeah, okay. And so she had a nightmare about tremors? Yeah, and she had a nightmare about tremors. Was Kevin Bacon in it? No, it was another guy. That other one.

John's the other one. John's one. Yeah. All I know is just the other guy, because I know Kevin Bacon. I had a weird dream last night that I was giving a guy. It was the one that played his partner in the first one. Of course. Yeah.

That's wild. Dreams are weird. I had a dream that I was giving a guy of hair. last night who actually is a barber. And then you woke up and you was ball? No? I still out on my hair and I was like, why would I? That only happens in the military.

I need to text that guy. I dreamed I had a five-pound pillow one night. Oh, my God. And then I woke up and my pillow was gone. And my belly was extended. Was it a my pillow? It was yours.

Oh, my pillow. Oh, no. That was before I got my pillow. Ms. Kay, y'all have any trouble with dreams down at the land? Not after her and, side of stuff. Phil never wakes up and screams they're green and white and naked and chase. No, I'll tell you what Phil does do.

On a regular basis he has a fight. He's fighting somebody on his side of the bed. And what I did was I put up a barrier of pillows between us. That's wisdom. Because I don't want that fight coming over and it has come over. One

night, he grabbed my toe, my big toe. I'd like to broke it. He wouldn't let go. Did he grab it with his big toe? Because that thing's a hook now. Yeah, his is a weapon, but he grabbed it with his fingers and he just kept squeezing. I kept screaming.

While he was sleeping? Yeah. So, do you know about this? He did that. And I said, leave my toe alone. Leave my toe alone. And he kept mashing it. And then I just shook him like that. And I said, he said, what's wrong with you?

I said, I'm not the person squeezing toes. He said, well, who did it? And I said, the other person besides me in this bed he said why would I squeeze your toe I said you tell me you did it I can't think of the ant

was the toe she was the toe king was it Mary Sue? No no it was Mary Sue's older sister Did she pinch people with her toe? Did she pinch them? Hey hey she didn't peeve Irene Irene Irene oh no she didn't pinch him

she would cut you That's true you'd be sitting at a meal with your feet under her table better have I'm saying I know and everybody look don't wash shorts why know

she raised up there and grab your calf and it looked like she took a knife and said with her feet with her toes her big toe and the next one that would

she would cut you she would come to you like a razor blade and somebody would scream and then everybody bust that life because we know why she's screaming and they're screaming Y'all's dinner table was a dangerous affair. Oh, no, no, no, look, I'm telling you, between the Robertsons, the Hales, the Hobbes's, and the Alexander's.

Not the caroers? No. We were not like that. Civilized. We were refined. They was rich. Refined. This is poor people here we're talking about.

Why are you all so mean to each other? Hey, it just was a way of life, boy. All the stories so far have involved fork stabbing. Somebody's going to bleed. Toes stabbing. And we had very vivid, vivid imaginations. Look, all of our weapons we made ourselves. Weak.

And we had, you know, wide herb was the, what was the buttline special? The long barrel pistol? Ms. Kay? I don't know who. I know. I don't know. Wild Earp is. I don't know.

He had a special coat made and it had like a 18-inch barrel. Yeah, yeah. I remember seeing it on tombstone. We made what we call the Butline special and we made it out of a tube before. The trigger, the trigger on it was a clothes pin. Okay, we took a tire, okay, and cut out circles. From the inner tube? Yeah, from energy.

I hope it wasn't a good one. Oh, no, no, no. Look, and we made it with like 24 inches long. Outlaw. Hey, we'd stretch that rubber tire that we cut it about a half inch stick. Stretch it from 24 inches, put it in the clothespin, the trigger, and then run around and slip up on somebody. Like, we didn't wear shirts.

I know. Okay, and look, run up there and stick that. barrel of that mudline special and then hit the clothespin and you just pow! Okay,

it would leave a red whelp on you. Sometimes it even blistered it. Just it'd be just a media big blisterer. Did you not even have toys or anything? No, we made her own. Obviously. Since we made her own.

They didn't all have ponies, Miss guy. Queen's size bed. When Santa Claus on the sleigh come over the Robertson household? Y'all robbed him. He said, no. He said, hey, we ain't stopping there. Oh, here we go.

Let's take a break. Let's go. On Dasher, on dancer, into this break. Wyatt, I am rolling. Santa Claus rules. The Robertsons, the Hales, the Alexanders, and all that wild. I'd be afraid of you, too, and I'd keep trucking on to Miss Kay's house. Well, that's what we're going to do and take a break.

You know, my older brother, Jennifer, he was what we call the warden. The warden. Your brother? Yeah. Did he babysit y'all? Oh, yeah. Did you have, hold on, before you go into your Jimmy Frank's stories, we have a truth stayer here that was also there. Did Jimmy Frank give you trouble, Ms. Kay? No. No? Jimmy Frank was, he was already gone when Miss Kay showed up. But when I saw him, he was always not. How much older is he? That's what I want to know.

That's the oldest brother. Emma Harold's like, what, eight years older than me and Phil? Okay. Yeah, they was, you know. So they were off working by the time. Yeah, they already graduated from me. from LSU. Okay. Y'all, how I went in,

both of them served in the Air Force. Okay. What's better at Air Force of the Army? But, huh, the best,

the best is it goes this way. Air Force, Navy, Army, Marines. Did you just go backwards?

It's a great place. Air Force is the best, Navy seconds. Okay. Marines is last. I wouldn't have any Marines. Marines. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. The best of work? Yeah. So I don't tell any Marines you said that. Hey, when the Air Force moves in, the first thing they tell Congress is, is look, we need to build an air base. Okay.

So what do they do? Here's the first thing that goes up. Officers Club, NCO Club, and then they go to Congress. And says, hey, we run out of money. We ain't got the airfield fixed. So Congress allows another 10 million. to build the air base. And then the Navy's the same way.

The Navy goes in and says, hey, look, we need some more warships. Yeah, we've got to have another carrier. And the same thing. First, bring in the shifts, you know, drafts a bunch of people that can cook. You didn't eat good in the Army? Huh?

Well, Ms. Kay made up for it. Not as good as in the Air Force or the Navy. I don't know how we got here. Jimmy Frank. Jimmy Frank, yeah. Yeah, Jimmy Frank. But anyway, he, you know, his own son said he was mean as the devil. So he had to watch y'all?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, Mom and Dad. Maybe that's what made him mean. Well, no, no. I bet it did. Mom and Dad would go down. We lived on the hill in our log cabin. Up on the hill, here's the down here.

It's the Flatlanders. That was the Hobbes. Flatlanders. They was Flatlanders. This isn't the Lord of the Rings. We was hillbillies. Mack Hawson and them, all of them was,

there's flatliners, okay. Yeah, but anyway, it's Saturday night. Or Friday night either. And here comes John Travolta. No,

no, Domino time. Domino time. So, Mom and Dad would go, okay, you know, Irene and Marvin,

my uncle, and then F.m. And his family, all the kids would have somebody watch on. Our warden was Jimmy Frank. He was like he was over guard duty.

He had a stick, you know. Well, I'd have a stick to keep your own lines on. He had a stick, you know, but hey, no, we got too many of us. I know what yours was. We teamed up on him. I'm like, you, y'all would all run and he couldn't catch everybody at one time. He said, all right, here's the deal. He's walking post.

He's going around the cabin. Okay, you stand at the door. We're going to be at the window. when he gets around where you can see him at your corner, see him coming towards you, knock on wood, and then we're out the window. Is this how your house worked? No, no, we were well.

No, Willie and them only just, they left. Willie or Jayce and Jim all them. They said, hey, I've had it with you. I'm leaving home. So they would leave and they had a piece of ten. Partially him. Willie had a piece of ten and two, two, fours, where the water washed out down the hill.

to the river, he would put two pieces of ten on two-two before us and that was his house. But he never stayed gone long. Yeah, yeah. Willie ran away about 20 times. When his supper was ready and the aroma started going through the woods.

Well, here they all come showing up. Willie did it the most. Willie ran away a lot? Oh, yeah. Every time he got mad at us. Why would he get mad at you? Because we'd tell him he couldn't do something. That's that. He would get mad and he would go pack a bag

and put her down his back. I can't watch the Duke's a hazard anymore. I'm leaving. I love it. He packed the bag. He used the laundry sack. Thank you, son. He did.

He used the laundry sack. He had put whatever he had. You know, what he wanted to take with him. And here you go. He's out the door. Did Jason Al run away a lot? No, not like Willie. Willie was the only one.

Willie was a free spirit from the get-go. But we've discussed one of the problems. with your children on this podcast a lot, Ms. Kay, and his name is Jace. And his biggest problem is that he spent too much time with Sai as a child? Is that true? That's true.

Hey, the only son she had the most trouble with? Guess what? Willie? No. Is that true? My name's saying. He was the most troubling? If I said that's green, he said that's purple.

And if I said that's red, he said that's blue. He does love to... irritate me if we're doing anything and we're so competitive with each other and everything we've ever done our whole lives and al al was the weird one he's the instigator no no he was sneaky snake oh no there you go hey that's what i'm talking about he's weird no he's sneaky snake and not on that he's really good at what he started all the fights and then he come out of it like i don't know what they're he says mom your kids are fighting i don't know what's wrong with them yeah he was mr he started

the whole... Hey, I try to keep on the control. He could do it. And he's the one back of a sneaky snake was the one that started all of it. He was. When he came a preacher, he had to confess to all of it. Oh, that's good.

He did. Oh, he had a long time. So, when he finally come down front, you know, we's like an hour and a half later. He finally get to go. He had some much confession to do. He confessed his whole town there. Oh, yeah.

Well, let's see. Last week, yeah, okay. I made Jace you bad doing this. So we had the instigator Al, then we had just a little version of side jace, and Willie who would just pack his bags and then. I don't know what happened with Jeff. Yeah, so what's up?

What's up? Jeff was a baby. He grew up in a different time, didn't know. Jeff was a baby. He didn't do much wrong. That was a little sister. He didn't do much wrong. I agree.

And he's still your favorite, isn't he? He said, for those driving down the road listening, I cannot confirm or deny. She didn't say. anything but her head definitely went up and down that's all we'll say well because he's so nice to me he is he's got to take care he is

he's got a great heart I love Jeff I was the baby boy well but I will say this Jeff I've I've been a part of some of your phone calls with Willie and those I would like Jeff the most too well Willie is again like Jason like the aggravators

Jeff doesn't aggravate not me maybe y'all maybe other people he's never aggravated me he's never aggravated me we've all got mental issues what his mental issue is okay is he grew up poor and he said hey

when he was little ain't gonna do that I ain't gonna be there I ain't gonna be there so he packed up and moved to a piece of 10 I'll fix it right down right he just said hey I'm not gonna be poor low okay I'm gonna figure out some way to make me some money

And Phil said it too. Hold on, I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm staying out of that one. Hey, the boy did. And he did it. He did it. And Al's mental issues are that he thinks that vest hides weight gain and

Jace's mental issues are. Oh, you got to watch Al like a hawk. Sneaky snake now, I'm telling you, you got to watch him like a hawk. And look, Al is competitive too, side. When we play Domino's, they're all competitive. He will tear your head off at the table. He's slamming there. Oh, no, look.

Look, we have broke. We have broke fingers and thumbs. We have had ricochets. Well, I didn't teach you any of that. Right. We've had ricochets bus windows out. Okay. And look, I am shocked.

Okay, that none of us ever was diagnosed with cancer. For what? Oh, hey. In the atmosphere we grew up in. Mom and dad used to play Dominole with Jason and Al. since, well, ever since they were babies. That's true. And look, and you'd walk in, you would think a cloud had come in the window,

and mama had shut the door on it. Oh, the smoke. Burning heaters, got you. I'm telling you, hey, mom and dad would be sitting out at the domino table, which was a round one. Was it layers of smoke? No, no. Hey, it's right above their head.

You know, I'd walk in, and I'm, hey, I'd walk in, and all I'm breathing is smoke. Winston. Well, and your lungs are doing great. I'm like a cloud. I'm like in a cloud till I sit down. Oh, it's people here. What?

You know, it's like Willie Nelson's tour bus. Oh, good. Okay, I'm serious. Hey, I'm just saying what the folks have reported. Speaking of health, I have a question for Ms. Kay after this break about a healthy option of food. And I've got a question for Ms. Kay.

I've got to, and then we have emails later. We have questions for you, Ms. Kay. Let's take a break. Ms. Kay, while we had. you here. I have something very important to discuss because on this podcast we often cover very controversial topics such as Black

Panthers, Flat Earth, and a myriad of other things. But me and Sae always agree. But the other day we didn't because, and you're a professional chef and the greatest cook most of us know. Thank you. Cy claims that Campbell's chicken noodle

soup out of the can is the best soup in the whole wide world. This is what I've heard. from Phil. He's my expert. He said it was the best for getting over a coal to give him like medicine.

You don't take medicine, you just eat that kind of soup. Out of a can? That's what Phil Ansel said. Myself, I don't use it. That has been that has been proven through centuries of research.

That's not true. That's centuries of research. Campbell's chicken noodle soup has not been around for centuries. Oh, yeah. Call 1-800 Campbell and you can get medicine today. I'm telling this, in 1800, just when they made it first made. I'm about to find out. I mean, Mr. K.

I'm telling you, I've already told you, it's 1800. Would you tell him that just you could make better chicken noodle soup? Of course, I can make better chicken noodles. Nope. How, dear. I'm not by getting her involved, you'd back. Are you telling me that Miss Kay's chicken noodle soup? Homemade, no good.

Less than. Yep, no good. I just wanted him to say it to your face. I didn't think you would. Here, Kay, take this knife over there and cut him. Can you believe that? He may be waiting longer for his meals at my house. There you go.

That's all right. I always go get me a can of Campbell's chicken noodle, boy. This is the, so you just, I just want everyone to know you just told Miss Kay to her face that Campbell's makes better chicken noodle soup than her. And anybody he said. Get rid of a cold, a flu, if you're sick,

if you've got stomach problems, hey, Campbell and chicken noodle soup, I help you out. Hey, now look, I got a question from Ms. Kay.

Okay. Are y'all, y'all want to talk about camera soup? No, hey, go ahead. I'm done. I'm disappointed.

So now. We don't rode his horse to death anymore. Here's something that I want to bring up. A lot of people don't know this, but Phil can be a lot of fun. And I've been down to his house, and I've played Domino's with him. He has a different side where he laughs and has fun,

and he jams out to the radio. Wait a minute. He still does that every Sunday. Wait a minute. Yeah. You're talking Phil Roberts, my older brother? Yes. Can be fun?

I've seen him laugh. Yeah. It's a guttural laugh. It's a... He does laugh. He thinks I'm funny. He does. Maybe that's what's wrong.

I ain't been there when you. been there and he thought you were funny. That actually might be the greatest compliment a human being can receive. Phil Robertson thinks I'm funny. Because I know Simon Robertson don't laugh out loud. Okay? And I didn't hear, I ain't heard Phil laugh out loud. I mean, for you to get a chuckle out of him, it's got to be something.

It's not a chuckle. It's got to be smart. It's witty. Well, no, no. He likes the witty. Stoke and do the bill out. You to make him laugh out like life. He doesn't do that.

He does the. He does that. Yeah. There it is. Is that his laugh? Exactly. Well, I missed it. Except when I sat in the chair and it broke.

What happened then? He laughed out loud. Did he? Did he? Did he laugh? Once he saw, it wasn't hurt. Yeah. How far did you fall?

Not far. Okay. Just enough to be embarrassing. She totally destroyed the chair. Well, you don't have to put that on the news either. Well, that's why that was funny. Oh. Well, you know, when y'all used to go to the beach, then me and a bunch of guys would go down to fields,

and sometimes I went with us and watched the movie. Josie Will. The outlaw, Josie Will. Time out, do not go any further. Why? Phil had movie night with the boys at his house. Oh, yeah. Well, we didn't call it that.

No, he would cook for us. He would cook for us. Did y'all eat popcorn and sit under blankets together? We ate whatever he cooked. shrimp. I mean, and y'all watch Westerns?

Fish? We watched Western. Steak. Yeah. They didn't. Phil and the boys having a movie night. Yeah.

So I went there a lot of a lot times with us. They didn't call it movie. Oh no. It was at the beach. Did you spend the night

at his house? No. No. Dang, I was about saying Phil Robertson. A half before. We'd play

Donald O I'll watch a movie and then everybody go home. So as far as, as far as I can tell you and I've got a lot of experience.

but Phil is one of the funniest, nicest, loving, most gentle and kind men, Christian men that I've ever met because I had a different relationship with Phil. We would have men's Bible groups at his house and he'd cook for us and, I mean, he was just awesome. Kay, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, everybody, that's true.

Do you? Yep. You're excited. He's always been, okay, he's a good servant Yes 100% Okay

Gentle But hey I'm telling you Older brother saying I'll outrides all that Yeah That's a good point Yeah

Yeah Yeah Because I don't The older brother Meanness And all this And you know It's pretty smart too

Yeah Oh yeah Would you Would you qualify I feel as gentle At times I said he could be He can be gentle

Yes Have you experienced that No, well, I'm just saying, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

But, you know, because I described him and my father as hard men. Who's a man? No, no. Who, yeah. Hard men. Okay. Because that is, you know. No.

At least Phil talked. Your daddy, I didn't hear a word out of his mouth for one year. The first year, Men, Phil dated. I didn't think he could talk. And he definitely didn't have. have his friends over for movie. Well, no, no, I'm just saying, that's why I said I described him as hard men. Because they, they thought, okay, it was, if you was tender weakness.

Someone would say, oh, that old boy's tender hearted. He's such a pushover. Well, they took that. Oh, no. Well, I don't think I would tell him what I just said, but I want Kay to know. You know, and she knows because she's, she's, she's seen. Because that's like Willie. But when I was on his show, me and you went on Phil's show, I said thank you for,

because he mentored me. He had a men's group. I mean, the Robertsons have been good to me and my family. Well, that's why I told you when you brought it up, and I just said, well, I said, everybody needs to get off of him. Yeah. Yeah, you did. I like that.

Yeah. Everybody needs to get off the field's back. Yeah, that was. Okay. Pre-Jesus. Just because he says a few rude things. Well, no, no, because pre-Jesus, he was a rough character. Hey.

All right. Now, though, they need to look at, okay, hey, that was the old, old man. We've all got the story, yeah. Hey, that old man died, buried, and okay, good rhythm. Amen. Okay, and the new Phil Robertson emerged, and you need to look at what he's done the 49 years post-Jesus. That's a good point.

Pretty good stuff. Yeah, which is pretty good stuff. Like I said, like I always talked about tonight at his house when we was eating the steak. He said, well, you know, if some. Someone makes a movie about your life. You've either done something really, really bad or really, really, really good. And in his case, both. He had both.

He was really, really, really bad. And then he got really, really good. He really, really, really turned good. Right. And y'all have been best friends just you and Phil the whole time, hadn't you? Right. The gentle side of Phil. Yeah.

Yeah. I hear John David making fun. It's funny. I'm not making fun of you, but it's just funny. to think about. Yeah. Because not everybody gets to experience that version. I'm sure.

I'm sure. I've never seen the... But here's what I'm talking about. When we had a group of guys and one of the guys in our group was struggling with alcoholism, he was going out, you know, using drugs and everything else. And Phil said, hey, Mack, go after him, you know, go after him and try to get him back to our group and, you know, you could do it. And he was encouraging to me.

And I did. He would give me advice about sharing the gospel with people and helping people. Well, here's the thing. when you run upon someone like that individual, because Ruckers won. I love Rucker too. I didn't. Okay.

No, no, Ruckers, that type. Yeah. Okay. They went through stuff, okay, that really a human being shouldn't have to go through. Right. Okay. But they went through it,

and yet you would think they would be scarred more. Yeah. But they turn it around. They flip-flop it. Yes. That's right. They help people. I'm serious.

They actually flip-flop what they went through and use it for good. Well, you know, I used to talk to him at Camp Chioca when we'd go out there group things and all that. And he would say, Ms. Kay, tell me stuff, you know, like Bible stuff and all that. And it was like you wanted a strong woman, you know, to tell himself and all. And I was just like, I said, you can do anything through Christ. You just have to believe it, and you can do it. But I remember over and over he had come, and he'd say, can you talk again? And he would just want to hear what I had to say as a woman.

He wanted to hear what the men said, too, but he wanted to hear what a woman said, you know, and all that. And I mean, it was so funny because we had such a good relationship. And then one night that he went up, one day I can't even remember. and he told me before he went up, he said, I couldn't, I wouldn't even be up here if it wasn't for you. Me. Of course, he got me to crying.

But, I mean, you know, he was such a sweet person to give back thanks that you'd think you'd never, you didn't think you did anything. But see, that's just it, what people don't understand. One act of kindness, that's why I feel when he preaches a lot. He says, look, you don't have to do something great. That's right.

He said, you don't have to be, me something great. Just a kind word from you. You have no idea what it means to the person that is like Mac was doing. Mac was searching, okay, because like the best thing that Bill

Smith ever told Phil was, you know, Phil was just honest with him and said, hey, when am I going to have to quit fighting? All this evil desires I've got. And Bill told him, said, well, I

long did you run with the devil fulfilling all those desires yeah he said it's a it's a it's a it's a work you're a work in progress right you've got to take all this stuff you've got built up in you yep and take it one at a time and say okay you have anger issues take the anger and get rid of it rid yourself of it that's right rid yourself of it and then hey it ain't just good enough to rid yourself of it replace You've got to replace it with something that God gives you. That's right. Peace, joy, love, brotherly kindness. Well, people don't understand.

That takes time. Right. That's why I said guys like Rucker, Phil, Mac, they took their lifestyle, which was bad. Yeah. And they turned it around. They flipped it on the devil. That's exactly right, So, yeah. And I also.

They really did. They flip-flopped it. They changed his. his life for Jesus' life. Let me be good. Well, you know. Let me be kind. Kay, I don't know if you know this.

We don't get to talk very much, but when I was in high school, I didn't like Willie and I didn't like Jace at all. I can understand. But you know what? When we graduated high school, Jace shared the gospel with me and my girlfriend, and it's been 33 years. I can't remember how long it's been. but your family has influenced me and my family and had an impact on my children and my extended family. And those boys that I didn't like very much, God used them to change all of our lives, me and my family.

And everything's different because of it. And all the struggles you went through have helped me and my family. So thank you, Kay. And I love you guys so much. I'm so glad that you're here on our podcast. Well, no, no, because that got heavy in here. I love Kay. I love Kay.

Because people And my best friend side I know You got a best friend out of it Yep Well most people don't realize I was talking around the other night Over at Jay's house

And I said Am I out of Wrong thinking here I said To most people Why they can't believe God They're not real to them

You know Father's son Holy Spirit is not real to them And that's where I we're so lucky to Roberson family. God showed us by we asked a prayer for a kid that was dying of cancer

and the father looked down in his infinite wisdom and mercy and says hey, it's gone. Yep. Well, I, you know, I tell people all the time, y'all need to clear your mind and really look at this crazy old man

known as Uncle's side. because I'm living proof that God, the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are alive and well. And that God has a sense of humor. That's right. Amen. That's right. He's got a huge sense of humor. That's right.

If he takes this milk of head here and do something with it, he's done something, folks. Good grief. Amen to that. I like how we kind of went. there. Well, no, I'm serious. That's good. That's good, sir. I'm trying to make people realize, I don't know what you would do. And the worst thing I hear when I'm out speaking and I get ready to leave,

they just, they leave me with this. Well, Uncle I just can't see this almighty you're always talking about. Folks, I, my goodness, that makes me so sad. Because there's nowhere I can turn that I, I don't see his beauty, his love, his majesty. I don't even have the words to describe to tell you what God and who he is

and what he's done. Yep. Put your faith in him and lean on him and not your own understanding. And Jesus is mediated in heaven for you. Look, love God with all your heart and soul, your mind and strength, and love your neighbor as yourself. Exactly.

Turn to Jesus. The first two commandments. That's right. Well, they ain't really but two. Right. You pull that off? You've done it. Then you've done it.

You're there. And the hardest thing is loving the unlovable. But that's what you have to do. No, no, because he tells us, okay. He said, hey, look, you've got to be good to your enemies. That's tough. Those that treat you bad, you've got to be above yourself. You've got to go beyond yourself.

Yeah. Well, it ain't easy Because that 10 years I live with him Well, God didn't say it was going to be easy Yeah But you pulled it off I'm all thankful for it. I can say I pulled it off now with ease

And with smiles But back then I'm telling you There wasn't too many of those around It ain't no fun when you're going through it Nope And he would embarrass me so bad and stuff You know but I would just keep things Well, have we got

No give up Don't give up This whole episode That's great That one flew by Didn't it? Is that what you're saying? It's over? Well, I got to do one thing. Okay. Just for Ms. Kay.

Because Sarah in Farmington, Arkansas, emailed in and I told her that I was going to ask you this, and then we ran out of time, but I'm going to ask you it anyway. Okay. She impresses everybody with her cooking skills. You want to know why? She uses your pie crust recipe. Mm.

But she's been trying to make your chocolate pie from your cookbook, but it just keeps staying runny. What's she doing wrong? Is she using a double boiler? Double boiler. A double boiler is what you need. And that isn't even common now. So you have to look for it, ask for it, get one.

And that's why I think, because you put the water in the bottom, you put the ingredients in the top, it cooks at a slower pace. Therefore, it does not do that. It's thicker. Yeah, that's that it does. And you stir and stir and it will cook. But I know that's hard to find this day and time. But go to a big town that has a restaurant store.

You know what that is? I know what a restaurant. Yeah. It is pans you buy to use in a restaurant. Boom. You are always finding. You'll find it, darling, is a flea market. Well, you could.

I'm serious. Well, you could. A country flea market. But I'm guarantee you. We're going back to their childhood. She said go to the restaurant store. He said no, no. Oh, fork and knife over here.

Head to the flea market and you'll buy anyone. Look, that's where Mike Owens found that biscuit cooker. I know he did. Mac Owens. Yeah. He found it. There's not an S on the end of Owen. For the last time, as a representative of the Owen without an S family.

Well, hey, mispronounization is what me and K do. And Phil. Okay, so that's the trick for Sarah. She's been dying for that. I'm a little late, but we haven't seen Ms. Kay. And her to continue to ask this because if she can't find one, I'll locate one for. Oh. Sarah?

That's a big promise. But she can try to find one. Okay. Okay. All right. Well, I'm going to send us out here with the Bible verse, and it just kind of reminds me of Bill Smith, went to Phil, who then went to my uncle Mac, who then helped raise Jace, and then we got Phil McMillan, we got Si, we got Rucker,

we got, I'm part of this story in a small way. But what it all boils down to is Proverbs 1920, listen to advice and accept discipline, and at the end, you'll be counted amongst the why. it all started with Jan actually Wow exactly being choose for the stars or shoot for the moon

and you'll fall among the star boy it's a hallmark card but hey he's crazy but what I'm saying is Jan got a wise person who converted Phil who converted others

who was my uncle's mentor and we're all blessed because of it and then you get to Rucker who we've had on a few times lately who goes to Miss Kay who goes to Phil who has just started on his journey who knows what that kid

kids going to do. He just started on his amazing journey for Jesus. That's what we're talking about. When you say that's happen, it's so wonderful. Oh, it's, Rucker's one of my things. I hang my hat on. I'm like, I helped him in your face.

I'm so proud, and it's nothing I've done. I just helped a kid out and said it was kind to him and he's done what he's done. Yeah. We'll see y'all next time. Miss Kay, thank you for being here. Thank you. When you're here.

Meantime, gold, we leave with this. Do you know that the creator of the cosmos loves you? Do you know that, Ms. Kay? I did. Well, thank you for joining us.