Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Comes Back from the ER!

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

Uncle Si and Martin prepare for their return to cable television with “Duck Dynasty: The Revival” along with the rest of the Robertson family. Si gives an update on his recent injury and stint in the ER, and John-David can’t wrap his brain around his son, Carter, wanting to duck hunt as a result of watching “Duck Dynasty” reruns. Clay can’t believe his ears when he hears about the local “gar rodeo” and fish-throwing competition.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I had my kids run around the house when I'm going, the Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria. I didn't tell them the rest of it. That would be inappropriate. That's a bad deal. Anyways, duck call room? What's the other part? No, no, no, no, my.

All right. I went too far. Too far. Duck call room. I know it has something to do with court. I got to see if we're in space yet. Who? Me.

I put my picture on a satellite and they sent it to space. you were going to single-handedly calls the Kessler effect. No, that would be Mark Rober's fault. You did what? Mark Rober. Also, welcome back. Well, sorry. We were just talking.

I didn't know we were recording. You know that kid, the guy with the squirrels in his backyard? He built a satellite. Okay. He put a phone on the satellite, and he put another phone to take a picture of the phone on the satellite. So if you send him your picture, he will take a picture of you on the other phone from space with your hometown in the

background. I don't know if you've met Carter, fascinated by it, so we had to do it. How much? Well, we're members of the club, so we didn't have to pay anything. Oh. We're in. Okay. We get the box every week.

Really? Yeah, we're engineers at our house. Now, that's cool. Anyways. And is this Carter, your son, who also just posted that he wants Martin to take him duck hunting? Oh, gosh. I'm very nervous. So, welcome back to the duck call room anyways.

What are you nervous about? So Carter wants to go. duck hunting because we've watched duck dynasty which by the way we're like six episodes in now i forgot just how funny phil robertson is on duck dynasty season one because i've always said my favorite episode is when they go to the school for a career day yeah he's got we watched that last night and you would think i was like a junior high girl i was giggling so hard when so i said a bingo Tiger comes over. I mean, it was magic.

I was like, this is why this episode right here launched. Yeah. Everything. Oh, it blew Jason's mind. When I had told him how it was done. What, the kids? Yeah. The kids.

He said, I can't believe you talked to them kids like that. I said, Jason. Wrong answer. They wasn't nobody in there, was it? Yeah. Half of them were my nieces and nephews. You're telling them. The sausage is made now.

Be careful. Oh, you kids ever heard of a nom? Movie, movie magic, boys. Well, the fun part is, too, you're starting Duck Dynasty over at a good time, because so are we.

Oh, yeah, we had to make that announcement. Yeah. So Duck Dynasty Revival. Is that the name of it? Yeah, Duck Dynasty. I think it's technically the revival. But anyway, I just call it revival.

We got revival. We got revival breaking out in here. I love the name. Yeah. Look, huge fanboy. Y'all know that. I love the name Duck Dynasty Revival. I don't think it could be a better name.

Clay really loves it because none of us been filmed on his place yet. Like most of Duck Dynasty, the first season wasn't. He hasn't had to go entertain 30 people. Episode one, season one. That was my favorite. Yeah. Of Duck Dynasty? Uh-huh.

Now. Oh, my gosh. The frog got loose on episode one, huh? Well, yeah. But the frogs on the golf course combined with the career day cannot. be beaten. That's a good one. I mean, it was magic.

There's more, there's more game on a golf course in the edge anywhere else. That was what the whole episode was about. Oh, there is. There is. And it was also funny because there was an episode right after that where it was basically like, we have to explain side of people. And there was the whole thing like that we take for granted about how he says, hey. They do the whole thing like, why does size say hey so much?

I mean we tried to come down come up with when did that happen no no hey and we can't we can't come up with no no no no hey hey yeah that used to happen every day but no it is back we we're actually me and silas just got through filming a little piece of it i'm committed to being on this one as much as i was on the last one yeah whenever you want me i know that uncle sighs very little everybody's favorite uncle, right? Oh, yeah. But now there's a bunch of aunts and uncles. Yeah, there's, there's a lot of layers on this one that didn't exist on the first one because people, you know, Willie's family got to reproduce and they went with, uh, go forth, be fruitful and multiplied. Oh, they took it to hot. They took it to heart. You'd think we have a bunch of cold

winters around here. Yeah. That crew. So I know everybody's favorite uncle, but I can't wait to find out who everybody's favorite aunt is. You know, that's going to be, that's what I'm looking at Thady. You think? I mean, I think. I mean, I think. I think. I think it's predetermined. Rebecca. But I will say, so like... Duck Dynasty Revival

anything without Sadie. Yeah. I said it. Well, there you go. I'm just going to say what the star of the show was. Well, and since our friend Godwin retired... I haven't seen it. I haven't...

Aren't you down? Yeah, since Godwin retired, they've now paired me with Bella. So every time I look up, I'm... Me and Bella are in the same... We're in all the same stuff. There's things that are going to happen that it just excites me. Yeah. Anyway, I say all that to say,

Carter wants to go duck hunting. Yeah. And I said, well, buddy, we probably need to practice. Because, you know, Carter, we haven't necessarily reached the age. And all kids are different. Yeah. Some kids can handle a gun at five, and I get that. And there's going to be people coming up, I gave my son a gun at four.

Yeah, they killed their first deer. Just so we're all aware, that ain't Carter. Yeah. And so we've been waiting and building up to this. And I was like, all right, like, I think he's ready now. So I said, we're going to have to practice some. Like, we're not going tomorrow. He's like, no, we'll go tomorrow.

I was like, no. I said, and you go have to ask me. Martin. I said, and it's too cold for me. Like, I'm very fair weather at this. Yeah. And he said, okay, well, I need to practice. So I need you to get me, print me off a picture of a duck and bring me a Nerf gun. I said, no, no.

I say, he goes, he goes, basically that's practice. I said, kind of. I said, but a Nerf gun and a shotgun are very different consequences if you make a mistake. And he goes, he looked at me. And I go, yeah, a Nerf gun, I say, ow. A shotgun, we're all at the hospital. And he was like,

Huh. Oh, the park. We're letting that. Oh, the board. I didn't want to go that deep. I didn't want to go that deep. Yeah. Oh, we're working.

Where he actually gets it. Well, it's like I told Johnny D. We're working on gun safety for the first time ever with young Carter. And it's a wild ride. Well, it's like I told him last night, though. Teal season will be Carter's friend. It's nice weather. The ducks are overall.

Don't take him out with ice. The ducks are overall dumb. You got nine months to practice. Like, I mean, so. We're going to get there. Like, till season will be Carter's friend. And a lot of times they'll land. So, like, and that, most kids for their first duck, they need to shoot it on the water.

I mean, that's just, just what it is. And then, look, you get you one on the water. Now you're a duck hunter. You play with the rest of us, buddy. Like, join in. Easy. But like, and it's funny because it's just so weird the way life works. Because it's ducked down.

that has turned him into this like I am a man who needs to kill my game because Phil Robertson told me a woman will never cut me off in bed if I bring her fresh squirrel brains and I'm like no you can't that's not what he said but I did I did get nervous about explaining that to my children Phil thanks for that TVPG I'm ready for the crawfish episode I can't wait yeah you see that a little thing like I mean yeah he gave that to all of oh oh Phil was just I And I guess I just, I know Phil and I know Sy. So Cy's always cutting up and size hilarious. And Phil's always real serious.

But man, he's funny on that TV show. It's always the same deal. Like, have you ever heard Phil laugh? Like, even at itself. It's just a, I mean, that's it. That's about, he gives you. Stone does it perfect. He'll give you about two of them and that's it.

But yeah, Phil is the driest, funniest, funniest human. I mean, it just. It's hilarious. He's good. He's good. He's smart. He's brilliant. He don't mean to be funny.

No, he does. Hold on. I think he does. That's the best part that he don't mean to be funny. Some stuff. He's just saying it like it is. Well, yeah. He says the stuff the rest of is behind that filter.

But Phil just go ahead and run it out there one time. My favorite's when he says your name to you wrong on purpose. And I know you know my name. Yeah. Because you're one of the smartest people I know. Yeah. Tommy B. Tommy B, Jimmy C.

Hey, go over there and get, give me that water. Yeah. Yes, sir. You don't correct him. You just say, yes, sir. I'm now Tommy B for the rest of my life. Oh, man. He's bad about nicknaming people.

But yeah, Duck Dynasty Revival. The Revival that's coming this summer. On A&E. Is it on A&E? It is on A&E. Sadie said something about it streaming too, maybe. Hulu. So it'll be like, I think what they're saying right now,

unless they change it, it's like, I think they do this with some shows where it's live on the network, not live, but it releases on the network and then 24 hours later you can stream it. And there will be a, for all our listeners, your favorite podcast,

are we allowed to say that? Yeah, we're part of this whole room. You might be a little part. Like this room and this podcast might be a little something, something. Well, you can't have Doug Dynasty without this room to some level. I mean, you can't.

It looks different now because it's us. Yeah, and it's got carpet and it doesn't always smell like mildew. I mean, sometimes it still doesn't. That was one of Carter's favorite parts of Duck Dynasty too he was like I've been in that room yeah he's starting to recognize I was like yeah buddy I go there all the time

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there's a lot of work involved. And danger. And danger. From a man who's recovering from a hunting accident. which by the way, welcome back. Si's back. Yeah. Si,

you missed an episode. Yeah. Which the only episode, Silas Robertson and missed, he's been in Glenwood Hospital. He had the, he had the CV and now he had the BDH. So,

Big Dang, Harry. This body that God gave us is quite amazing when you think about it. How do you feel? I feel pretty good. First and foremost, you're on the mend. You're good.

Oh, yeah. Okay. I still got a twin. okay and I still got four tablets left okay of medication. Are you sharing those or what kind of medication? I don't know. I don't know what they gave. He said I don't know but I'm taking them all but I still got this twins

that tells me but I could have broke it very easily because I fell out of a boat, okay, rushing, got in a hurry, which is stupid in my part. Yeah. A lot of the boat, it, and it's not this one, but it's the black one. Yeah. I had that on my chest. Well, I fell on top of that on my reel.

And it told me real quickly, get up. Okay, get off of me. Get off that. Yeah. We heard you bounced up pretty quick. Yeah. So I got it real quick, but hey, it still bruised it. I didn't think I'd broke it, but they x-rayed it.

all this young and I didn't break it but falling at 76 is a big deal it it bruised it and hey you don't bounce back like you when you're young well you're the only man I know that fell out of a boat nobody laughed most time you fall out of a boat everybody laughed you know everybody's like well it's scared well yeah well yeah that's what I'm saying fall in when you're 76 is a lot bigger deal than falling when you're 26. Because all I heard was you okay and I jumped up and I said, yeah, I'm all right. And then I mentally saying, oh, I've done it again because this has happened twice. Yeah.

Okay. And I've already been through it once and who. And what's crazy is you actually deserved a broke rib on this one. You didn't on the other one. Oh, no. Yeah. The other one was getting a Coca-Cola diced ice chest. All I did was putting a darn spot in the cooler.

Yeah. In a Yeti cooler and I grabbed the cooler. And I was torn wrong. Wildly stronger. And it sounded just like somebody had shot a 22 long raffle. And everybody said, who shoot the gun? And I said, that ain't a gun. That's my ribbed.

You heard pop. Yeah. Okay. And it was, whoa. Yeah, he didn't deserve one on that one. He deserved it on this one. So I guess in the grand scheme of things, you just even that. Well, I was lucky because I hit my elbow was in front of,

on the other side of that stupid. oxygen machine. Oh, so you had two layers of protection. So when it hit, when as soon as it said, you know, sent that flash of pain up, I've done that. Oh,

grief. Yeah. So, but it's just, you don't want to do that. No. Because even when it just bruises it, it is,

oh, extremely sensitive. Well, and hurts. And that's right there around your lungs, which we know all this is, anyway. Yeah.

So, yeah. Well, we're glad you on the mend, old man. And we, hey, but I tell you what, if you was going to hurt it, I'm glad it was duck hunting, you know. I mean, we still had a good time. We went up and had fun. Hey, this was a wildest hunt. We killed limits, you know, full limits. And no decoys.

You got to think about this. No decoys. You know, it's the one golden rule in duck hunting. Oh, well, what is the golden rule of duck? Hey, you look and you see where the ducks are going. And I then get where they go. Get where they want to be. And when you get there, hey, it's a big X.

hunted the X this morning. This is the spot. That's right. Well, hey, we just sit there and brought open. I'm sitting on the side of a tip of a tree with a, with a seat on it. Wide open. Wide open.

In the front. Now, he's behind. In the front. And I'm sitting there and talking about, okay, daylight breaks, look, y'all. Yeah. Here they come. And look, there's a limb hanging. We wait until they come under the limb, then they shoot them.

And every one of them come under that limb. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they ain't got but one play. Yeah. One spot. They got one way to get there. One way.

And, hey, they come. man, yes, y'all. But that's how you know them boys are dying. That's duck hunt. There. I like that. Yeah, that's duck hunt. I'd go to that.

Yeah. Yeah, pretty easy. All this breaking ice trash. Oh, it's tough. Did that yesterday. Oh, no, no. Yeah. You know what I do when it's ice?

I'm with you. I'm still in the bag going, okay, if I got any pit holes in my eyes? I'm with you. I'm going to bust ice to shoot a duck. Look, I'll tell you this. I'm not that mad at him. I slept in yesterday. Yeah.

woke up at 8.30, went out there, busted ice, hunted from 930 to 1130, shot ducks, and then came back. That's, that's duck hunting. No, he went on. That wasn't even your idea, though. It wasn't my idea, but guess what? It's what, I listened to smart people. Yeah, that's jumble's idea.

Now, hey, the craziest thing about this is, okay. The first time I was involved in it, I said, wait a minute, let me get this right. You're going to go out on a pond over here. And you're going to take a change, so I'll crank it up, cut you a hole, and push it underneath. I said, what makes you think, number one, how's the duck knowing you're cutting an ice hole for him? Mm-hmm. But they do. But you got to think about that.

Hey, you know, you're just picking a random spot cutting a hole in the ice. But here's the deal. ducks know that hey it turns sometime in the day that water's going to melt so they're flying around looking for open water yeah and if they happen to fly over your stupid hole that's the hole got to be stupid they're going to hey it's just well it's stupidity because if you cut it with a chainsaw yeah you cut it with a chainsaw that makes it done yeah and then hey they here's think home. Oh, yeah.

That's what made me some mad yesterday. I stayed just long enough for it to finally stay open, but then I had to come back to film. I had to come back and do TV. About the time they really start to come to it. If I could have stayed probably another couple of hours or so, I probably could have killed me some ducks. As it is, I killed the only two dumb ones that thought,

well, let me go look and see if it's open already. They were beautiful ducks. They were a dog. They were dogs. I could see it about where like you in Kansas. Okay. Up there where eyes is over a lot. Yeah, but they have ice.

eaters and stuff like that. Well, no, no, no. Look, they had happened down here when it iced over. Jason and the stone pulled it off. And that's the greatest hunt they've ever had down there on the field property. It was like they killed full limits for 10 people in like 15 minutes. I'm never going back to the beach just because it snowed there. Yeah, it was ridiculous.

I didn't even go. How long ago? That was what two or three years ago. Okay. Big ice storm. Remember when they shut down the entire city? Yeah. For three days?

because we didn't have nothing to do. They put our mayor on the weather channel and they're like, well, how are y'all going to get that? She goes, I was probably at the hunting camp that didn't march the weather. She goes, we ain't got no snow plows, bro. We just going to wait. They said, well, what are you going to do?

She goes, wait till God melts it. Wait. Yeah. Have you seen South Louisiana right now? Speaking of wait till God melts it. Oh, well, see, that's why our mayor's better than there. 10 inches. They spent a bunch of money on getting like Indiana to send snow plows.

Lafayette, Louisiana. Don't. Is I asked over to? Ten inches of snow. There's snow on the beach in Florida. I just found a new channel on TV. Oh, Lord. Oh, yeah.

And it's the Republican channel. So I finally found Newsmax. Oh, no. Or whatever it is. It's the Republican channel? I thought that was fine. You just found Fox News? Kennedy interviewed the House Speaker and a bunch of other people.

Louisiana boy, by the way. Like Johnson? Yeah. The Louisiana boys are representing strong. They're telling. They're telling. When he's asking the question about, okay, how are you going to fix this? Well, they're telling them, we've already, we've done to have been working on this a solid year.

Yeah. Yeah. And he said, and failure is, there's no option for that. No option for failures. He said, we've got to do this, okay. Yeah, and they need to. And that's how I feel about taking Carter duck hunting. We've got to do it.

Oh, boy. I'm in. I want Carter out there with Martin. When is that going to happen? Well, no, no. Next till season. September. Carter looked at me and said, you need to take me duck hunting.

I said, well, Carter, you're going to have to ask Martin because I ain't going to duck hunting unless I ask Martin. It's like anything else good. It takes time. Hey, taking kids out in God's creation and letting them see what's available. That's a good thing for us. Amen, buddy. And hey, look, that kept me out of while all the other kids in school were getting in trouble and getting in trouble with the law, guess where I was?

Trespassing. I was fishing or honey on other people's property. Yeah, I was poaching. Well, everybody, you got too much postage land. I didn't put them signs up. I got a hunt somewhere. I'm going to go somewhere. Yeah, the neighborhood squirrels are in danger next fall, is what I have a feeling.

Oh, hey, that's one thing. Oh, Carter's birthday coming up. Ain't no good sport. You get to buy him a gun. He can't go duck hunting without a gun. I got to figure it out. I've got a fortune you can use. Now, we're about to start the actual gun training process with Carter.

Hey, if he's going to be president. Well, I tell you who's going to go get advice from. I'm nervous. Jay Stone. Oh, yeah, no, that would be perfect. Okay. Jay Stone, because, hey, you know, his daughters, both his daughters hunt. And you don't want to mess with either one of them.

They got cool things now. They fight too, don't they? Oh, yeah. And one is in the jujitsu. The other one's going back to it. Whenever we pass Stone's house, go to my parents, we like lock the doors. That way Carter don't get beat up by any girls. Like, we, if we're in the neighborhood on a walk, we run.

Oh, hey, I learned that at a very early age. I will fight 10 boys before I fight one little girl. You heard that, Hunter? Especially sage. Because, hey, girls, okay, it's just something bad. They'll hurt you. They mean. Yeah, they're mean.

Stones are dead. Okay, hey. I'm speechless right now. Yeah, hey, hey. Hey, I'm scared to ask. Clay married to like a blue belt and karate or something. You're fisty comforted out. Don't be rude to my wife.

You'll shake hands afterwards. My wife's a black belt and karate. There you go. A huge difference. You find a woman. I didn't know. I didn't know to color. You won't be able to shake hands after she gets two of you.

I don't fight. You'll be too injured. I normally start a fight, but I ain't really there once it gets going. Yeah, no, John. I get married. My wife, she buys a punching bag for my 13-year-old son, right? That's what fun. Yeah.

And so I come home one day and I push the garage door and there it comes up and it was cloudy outside so you could. until the light change, she is absolutely abusing this punching back. Do you hear me? That's one of the greatest exercises ever. She's just, and so I wait because I'm scared. I don't want to walk up on her. I don't want to, like, you know, startle her in any way.

Yeah, he'll have to get punched out of it if you do. He's also making sure she didn't put a picture. His face is right. She might have been there. I remember doing this. Speaking of your wife, who was she watching play basketball the other day? There you go. Ruth Ann, our daughter?

No, it was a boy. Oh, she wait, our next door neighbor. So she stayed and watched airs. Well, your next door neighbor got his butt kicked by my son, but soon as one around. And by my son, I mean, by my son's friends, they really dominated. But my son was cheering them on. Ben's the best to watch play basketball. He's like, hey, I'm open.

And then they don't pass it to him. And they go scored. He's like, great job, man. It's like the team cheerleader. Team morale. He's, he ain't competitive. He's like, dad, we had fun. I'm like, but you lost.

He's like, but it was a good time. And I'm like, I can't. I can't argue with this logic. I like that with basketball. But I saw your wife out there and I was like, I don't think Clay has a third grader, but if he does, we just beat him and I can't wait to tell him about it.

Well, let me tell you. Let me tell you who you did not beat is Rhonda. Because I went inside after she abused that punching bag and I had been protecting her. Do you hear me? Our bedroom had a door that opens outside. And so in case an intruder came in,

I was on that side. Oh, you switched? Oh, I have to get up every night and go to the bathroom. I'm old. And so I had to walk all the way around the bed. I go inside and I switch our spots. She comes inside hot, dripping, you know, sweat, just her. And I said, she goes, what are you doing?

I said, I'm switching our spots in the bed. She goes, why are you doing that? I said, you can protect me if somebody breaks in. You can do a better job. I am towards, is that how it works? Is that how you pick sides? Oh, yeah. Oh, Brittany always puts me towards the door for some reason.

Yeah. I'm towards the door. But I'm not outside door. We got doors on both sides. Well, the problem is, for me, though, you're going to have to wake me up to tell me there's a problem. I mean, I'm a pretty sound sleeper. Allison, like.

Allison will wake up and there will be a fight. An intruder will have killed me and robbed us all. And she'll wake up and be like, well, that's a good night's sleep. And look over and I'll be dead on the floor. Yeah. She won't do anything. Every since the boys, Brittany is not a sound sleeper anymore. She used to be like that.

But with their monitors and everything, she just, anything she wakes up on. She's a good mama. Yeah, I guess so. She's a good mom. That's why you don't mess with mama. But that's why I always take the monitors because then, you know, they call. You can do a lot of things.

But hey. Don't mess with it. Don't mess with the kids. Yeah. Those mama, uh-oh. And listen. Mama don't play. But that's like those boys, I can't wait after.

I mean, they're going to help. They're going to protect each other. And then after you get. pummeled by the boys, you're going to get pummeled by mama. Well, they got a long way to go because right now they just beat the hell out of each other. They're just getting in a shape. That's how they learn to beat up other kids.

They have built in punch a bag. That's all they do right now. Golly. Who's the mean? I always remember my daddy. They're not going to push him too far one any day. He's going to take a baseball bat and beat the liver. You don't want to.

Yeah, just tear them up. He's a weapon, man. That's where Willie got it. I am. Willie's a chunker. I throw things. Yeah. Chunk and run.

Chunk and run. Throw stuff. Yeah. Speaking of throwing stuff. What? The chiefs? Oh. Oh, nobody likes to him.

No. Sigh, guess who I just met with? And we need your advice on this. There you go. Guess where I just came from. I feel like I've grown into a full grown adult now, although I don't want to. The mayor asked me to come meet with her because West Monroe is putting on a gar rodeo.

A gar rodeo? A gar rodeo. Well, how are you put on a gar rodeo? That's why we had to have a whole meeting. Apparently it's just going to be a fishing contest where who can catch the biggest, nastiest gar. Outlander gar? Whatever kind of gar you got, man.

Oh, I watched something like that on TV last night. They were showing sturgeons. Then, then, after they showed these big 20-foot sturgeons, these guys are catching. Okay, then they said, okay, no, now we're on an alligator gar. Oh, yeah. You're talking about a fish now.

It's a big fish. That's a good one. There's one down south at Gar Rodeo? Hey, right. 143 pounds won it. I'll fix it. An alligator ain't, when it comes to teeth,

an alligator ain't got nothing compared that alligator gar. And they're, but we're going to put. Hey, there's like a shark. Yeah. They're layered. Oh, the teeth on him?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're talking about a killing machine, though. A shark. His or at... He can't catch no sharks. His first layer is straight like this. Bubble warming.

Then they go 45, 45, 45, 45, 45. And like, I don't know how fast one of them like great white swim. Real. But if he hits you, you're losing something. Yeah. Yeah Yeah You're life

You're talking about I mean Sir you're talking And not only that Think of this If they break a front tooth It don't It don't stay empty

What's left Falls out And then hey A new and gross A chain He runs another one in front To fill that gap They have

They have those competition They have like Shark Catching competition Some places You think about I had that in jaws. Hey, he breaks the news all. Well, that's what we're doing, but on the washout river.

The rest of it falls out and then, hey, it's like on the chain, he rolls the next one to fill that empty spot and grows the, grows the other tooth in the back. I'm confused. What is a guard road? Do you rope the guard? No, no. You can shoot them? Why is it a rodeo then? It's just a better name than competition.

We're in West Monroe. Everything's a rodeo. But I convinced them. for the way in, we're going just straight downtown. Downtown West Monroe? And we're going to weigh 100 pound catfish and gar in.

And it's going to be awesome. And I told them, my only rule is I need the Gar commanders to be the mascots. That's right. And Martin, it gets better. You know that mullet toss, Florida Bama does?

Yeah. Where are we going to get mullet from? Well, we might need it. Is there a better fish? I mean, you use something around. I mean, just come up there and toss what you catch. Skip Jack, maybe. Skip Jack, maybe.

but I don't know how you get a bunch of them either. I don't know. I think this should be featured on the new show. I don't know about that. That ain't my rig. But we are going to. I get to be the emcee of the mullet toss. We might just have mullet shipped in.

I don't know how we're going to do it. I'd like to. But I'm also going to win it. You can have a human. Because I threw the javelin. You can have a human girl mullet and toss him, I guess. Oh, yeah. No, it's the most redneck thing.

I was proud to be from West Monroe this morning. Because I met with all of our dignitaries and the Visitors Bureau. We got like the world championship cornhole coming to West Monroe. They had to get to be able to sell beer at the place so the cornhole people would come. And I was like, praise the Lord, like we're going to end up on the Ocho. We're going to be the Ocho. West Monroe is on its path. Hunter, that's your neighborhood.

Exactly. We already had ping pong. That's real people. I'm sorry, table tennis. We had the table tennis qualifiers. Now we got cornhole championship. Yep. And a gar rodeo.

It's all the same time? No, it's all different. Oh, the cornhole. That's what's going down. I was like, and I was by saying, how's your hockey team doing? We got minor league hockey.

Not good. We're really sounding like a desirable place to be. I know. Can you imagine? I was waiting for that Duck Dynasty guitar. Pound! Oh, no. Can you, I, but the,

the gar rodeo excites me. Rusting getting Buckeys, allegedly? No, you never got it. I don't think he's never going to pull off. Allegedly. There's too many people jealous about that. I don't think they're going to pull it off.

We don't even want your Buckees anymore. We want a Gar Rodeo. I still want to. Unless the Bucky sells Gar balls. No, he wants the Buckees brisket. Hey, man, buddy. Somebody's offended by that. He's stopping to get the tacos.

Why? Why are you offended by that brisket taco is? Ray from Temple, Texas. The brisket taco is good. Like. And he said, he's one bone to pick with our entire show is he's sick of us talking about the Bucky's Brisket.

He emailed this 14 hours ago and here we are talking about the Bucky's Brisket. So get over it, Ray. Well, he's also... Well, I know where Temple Texas is. He's surrounded by great barbecue. You can have that opinion. That's fine by me.

There's another point here, though. What? He did put a PS. And he loves Stone, true American, kind of people. So he got a little stone in him. Yeah, he ain't nothing. He kind of ornery from the start. But Temple, Texas has a Bucky's. So he's just pissed off. It's in his town. Like, he don't like all them people stopping in Temple, Texas, to get Buckees. How many bathrooms are into Buckees?

Too many, but they're all very clean. I want you to know, the last time, last two times I stopped in Buckees, they were all full. And I said, I don't need to stop in Buckees. That's why I never go to Buckees. I mean, if there's that many people, you hit that one and go off the floor. You can't go to a buckles because of who you are gas pumps and hey you can't find a spot you you can't find a spot and you marry the cable guy and jelly roll aren't allowed in there i've already stated it i'm right you going in i said are you crazy jelly wrong there's a certain class of celebrity that can't go into a buckies you are in it i'm one up i i i wouldn't go in there anyway i take pictures every time i'm in there too i love it i've taken pictures in a bucky's they're like

Aren't you that kid on one episode of Duck Dynasty? And I was like, that was me. I was like, sure. There's a fly in here as big as a green wing to you. Oh, shoot that sucker. Where's the salt gun? Look at him. That's right here above me.

Anybody have any chopsticks? That sucker's a bull. I missed. Oh, I might be one of them to bite you. Anyway, Martin, do you want to participate in throwing fish with me? No. Why not? I don't want to.

You can wear overalls and no T-shirt. Honors in it. hunters for sure. When have you ever seen him wear overalls in their t-shirt? This is the chance that you get to do it. I can't do that on a regular base that. I can do it at a gar rodeo. I'm way more.

You're not going to wear sleeves and pants. Can we allow to place... They may not let you use... Are we allowed to place bets on the show? No, no nets. Okay. I don't think so. There's a pole division.

There's a bow fishing division. There's a jugs division. And then there's a youth division. Which one pays the best? And then there's a catfish division as well. Which one pays the best? I think we're, I would, We don't know that yet.

I'll pay $100 to Martin or to John David to see who can throw it further. No, John David going to win that. What, on a javelin? He's a chunker now. I've been throwing stuff for a minute. Between those two. No, not a javelin. We're throwing fish.

But you both have to wear overalls in their t-shirt. I'm in. We're throwing a fish. Going a fish. The whole competition will be picking up some sort of fish off of ice and seeing who in this town can throw it the furthest. How much do I have to go up to get you to participate? I'm out. I'm not going to go get beat by Jimmy Red at something.

I'm just not. Like, there's certain levels. I'm just not. I mean, y'all say this like it's a competition. It is just a competition between the two of you. All I need to know is the competition between the two of you. I'm throwing a fish the furthest? Yeah.

In overalls with no shirt. Unless it slips. I can throw things. Yeah. He can pick up a bigger fish than me. I can throw a small fish for it. Yeah, I can catch him. He can chunk.

Even with all this weight you've lost? I can throw things, sir. Oh, yeah. I'm a thrower from way back. He's a thrower. I don't know what it is. Is that the correct terminology, a thrower? What do we call them?

I was on a track team. It's called a thrower. I did not run track. I threw things. Shunker. A chunker. I was a thrower. I like a chunker.

I was a thronger. I was, when I was on the track team? That black one went over to Scotland. They told telephone. Yeah, they was chunking them telephone pole. Yeah, they couldn't throw a telephone pole. Yeah, they chunked them. That's one.

Are you? He towed that thing. A telephone pole. He to dozed that thing like that and then when I took it, flipped it over. We need to find some of this stuff. And you'd be amazed how far they could choke that stupid thing. I think y'all should bring some of those guys in. I think we should throw ducks.

Oh. It's going to be hard to get ducks in May. It's in August. I think it should be fake ducks. I don't think you should throw real ducks. This thing going to be in August? Stoken ducks. Them fish going stink.

Oh. Don't say that. Come see them, though. Come to downtown Westwood. go hang out with me and we're going to look at red decks with giant fish i'm so excited you can't get me down about it i'm not trying to get you down about it is there like an asian carp division that's what you could throw grass carp grass carp no them big big head carp that's oh that's oh they're one down they didn't and do you have to catch them or they just jump in your boat

boat they just jump in your boat nope nope you got to go to wait in the water after a rain and catch them yeah i can't control the rain i've got a story of about that kind of cart. What did you do? I went frog gigging with a cousin of mine, and one jumped into our boat, and my cousin's sucker punched it back into the water. It was one of the coolest.

How do you sucker punch a fish? It jumped, and it was like inches away from his face, and he sucker punched it back in. I would think any time you punch a fish, it's a sucker punch. He didn't see that one coming. That's right.

What the hat? This was a... Hey, I've had them sucker punched me. Yeah. Them old cart. They used to have a place. turn your motor on, son. You're taking your own life.

Yeah. Can we just go back to something real fast? Just real, before we let this moment get away from us, Hunter might be the most interesting person in this room. I'm telling you. I've told him thanks for a little bit. Because he's like, hey, remember that time I drove to Austin to watch Barbie the movie? Also, I went frog gigging with my cousin one time.

My Asian carp jumped out. We sucker punched that sucker right back into the water. So it's like you're the most eclectic redneck I've ever met. That's life with a redneck. But he does things that are so unredneck. Like, I guess he's probably a lot like Jepp. Like, they both play World of Warcraft, but they'll kill something if they need to eat.

I don't play that. That's too far. You have before. Yeah, you tried it. That's how you know it's too far. No. How do you know it's too far then? I just do.

I'm proud of you for that then. He says he just does. That's why I love Hunter. Also, Hunter, the people want the camera. Oh. So Hunter, like with your, love life because I have a email that's a subject line is Hunter's Love Life

I'm trying to think of the nice way to say the other crowd that's not redneck what do y'all call yourselves I don't know I believe on Duck Dynasty season one episode two Phil Roberts said said a bunch of nerds that probably that's what I call myself okay that's what I didn't want to go with I didn't want to seem like I was throwing stones

so are you like the weird one in that crew too because you do redneck stuff Yeah. And so like even in your redneck crew, you're also the weird one because you do nerd stuff. Pretty much. That's awesome. That's all right of both worlds. I love it.

So you're on the outside of each circle. Oh, I like that attitude. No, he's in the dead center of each of his circle because they're like, you know what? I'm too weird to go out and frog gig. And then the frog giggers are like, man, I'd like to go to the movies. But my friends would make fun of me if they heard I went to. Well, Hunter's very valuable because then the redneck be like, yeah, I know a guy. And then the nerds be like, oh, yeah, I know a guy.

Exactly. You want Hunter on your squad. There you go. You're touching a lot of places there. Hunter, good for you, man. I don't know why that chick I'd be so mean to you. I mean,

eclectic redneck, very average at Call of Duty. He's a great guy. He's got a great taste in shoes. Me and Hunter have the exact same shoes. I was like, those are just regular Brooks. Yeah, I know.

I mean, they're nice. I just don't know why we're... No, Hunter, I think me and Hunter suffer from the same problem. Wide feet. So there ain't many options. You got wide feet? Very.

Yeah. So there's not many options for us wide-footed folks. So if I walk around and see people wearing Brooks. Well, that color, because that's the only color the local academy has in a wide. Yeah. That's the best part of them from a small town. We got cornhole. We got gar rodeos.

And I can tell where you got your shoes. And I know you got wide feet. Because there's only like three of us. And I know you're at the end of the aisle because that's where to keep all the wides with a little orange stickers. really make it really profile you when you go in there. That was the worst thing ever happened to me. I never considered myself big and tall, but I had to go to a different section to get socks.

Socks go up to a 12. Yeah. Well, what size is your foot? 13. Yeah. So like whenever you can't, you can tell the difference in a sock between the sides 12 and. Yeah.

And you're also a nine and a half. So we know this isn't an issue for you. Don't be a hater. Yeah. You go put on a. That's not what I'm asking. You go put on a. You'll be like, this is miserable.

A child's what it would be like for you. I put on an adult sock. I love that analogy. When they're like, oh, this sock size four to six, you'd be like, no, it's not big enough. That's what, and socks are all, you look at socks, every one of them is a nine to a 12. Yeah, they stop at a 12. They can't be at academy.

No. The shoes you do. The socks. I can never find shoes. I'm different shoes, man. But, look, it is email voicemail. Hunter's Love Life. I've been waiting for this moment.

Hello at duck callroom.com. Hunter, this is encouragement from Ryan. I don't know where Ryan's from, but he's a compliance manager at Cotton Holdings, Inc. It has a very fancy email. Oh. He has a guarantee, and I actually think he's right. Okay.

You know how Hunter's like, I'm taking a break. Yeah. Can't do this anymore. Women are crazy. It's that time. In 30 days, you'll find her, and you'll be engaged in a year. That is Ryan's guarantee,

and I'm actually, that's typically how it goes. it's that time when you stop looking that's when she shows up hunter cool he said I'd have stopped looking six months ago I don't have any words I'm just not not doing it well that's what Ryan thinks we start the 30 day clock now

oh that'd be perfect it'll be after Valentine's you miss that gift good call yeah you get to you get to skate by on that one I'll report back in 30 days and do you have any voicemail Hunter. I got one more email. Do the email. All right. You get the voicemail ready. Cade from College Station slash Brian, Texas. If you're wondering

how to get me to really pay attention to your email, this is a great way. The subject line is like a yield sign with an exclamation point emoji. Caution, this is a great question. And then another emoji. I was like, you know what? We're going to find out, buddy. All right. All right. Gigam, maggies.

If you could live off one animal for food for the rest of your life. Chicken. What would it be? What a boring game. Chicken. Chicken, pork. Squirrel.

Squirrel. You know how many dead squirrels are at the beginning of Duck Dynasty, by the way? It's been a wild ride. Hey, I could eat. You know how many squirrels, young squirrels I can eat right now? Seven. Yeah, but like there's only like... Not mid-aged squirrels.

Not old squirrels. He wants young squirrels. No, no. It's got to be young squirrel. I'll tell you what I could do I could eat a or I'll be nice 16 of them

but buddy you had me type cast with that pig because you can do a lot with him yeah no I knew you going to pit yeah you let me have some bacon bacon sausage ribs just a shank I might actually

oh that's such a tough question no that's the rest of your life you're locked into one that chicken you know answer is all right Always squirrel, he says. Always squirrel. Chicken's the obvious, though.

Country Club. Yeah. Chicken. Well, I'm about to country club, the country club, by the way. I think I'm going with shrimp. Oh, a shrimp, yeah. You can grill a shrimp. You can bowl shrimp.

You can butterfly a shrimp. Oh, boy. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good. But doesn't it have too much something in it? Well, I mean, get a little iodine in it. He may turn pink, but he ain't susceptible to like gout or nothing.

I've been told by my mother, everything you're not supposed to eat pregnant, my mom ate. And I'm doing all right. The good sauce with it that you put on shrimp, you don't notice that, Frank. Yeah. What's the right about shrimp? You get the gout. No, that's pork. Red salt.

Oh, it's shrimp and port. I'm still rocking with that pig. I ain't fried with a gal. There's a man who's had gout. Hey, I'm going with a squirrel. Yeah. So much pain. So we got squirrel, no, nobody in here with the cow.

Well, see, that's what, that was up in the air. Yeah. I get tired of beef. I don't know why. I don't get tired of beef, but I... I don't get tired of beef bacon. The tenderloin, I don't get tired of beef tenderloin. Well, I mean, yeah, but after a while, like...

Can I wrap the shrimp in bacon? Because it's still shrimp. You come to my house, you can. You can wrap anything in bacon, sir. You can wrap anything in bacon, sir. I'm glad this isn't like a real scenario, because that was a good question. That would just make me of that. That would be a bummer.

The thing is, you just have to... have to choose as a group of people that you like to be around like everybody picks something different and then that way we can all share you can bark you want bacon raf shrimp come over to marten's house you know yeah you should have cow man you're getting stuck with chicken every restaurant america got a chicken i'll tell you what you don't if i come over to yokelid you're going to have a bunch of thighless chickens is all I got to do. What's your favorite piece of chicken? I bet it's a breast, ain't it?

No, I'm a thigh man. Oh, okay. If you ain't a thigh man, then get out. Yeah, I'm a thigh man. I was just wondering how country club we were. No. Chicken breast is like, this is... I was making sure that Squire Creek indoctination hadn't gotten too hard.

That's the worst part. Alice's Spring Chicken. Love to have you come. Can't afford it. Anyways, one day I'm going to memorize this number. 3-18-215. 6559. I literally search it in the emails every time. 318, 215, 6559. Hunter's going to listen and then if Hunter deems you worthy, he'll play it.

And Hunter's an eclectic redneck. So remember that one calling in. Go ahead, honey. Hey, guys. This is Malachi from. Malachi from, I mean, Jerusalem? Malachi. I'm supposed to know where he's for. Virginia. Virginia.

Okay. Really standard. Hard to guess. Indiana. Yeah, somewhere up there. I'm going to go with Ohio. Oh, H-I-O. Hey, guys.

This is Malachi from Blaine, Washington. I was wondering if you were the last person on Earth, what would be the first thing you would do? Thanks, I love your podcast. This is going to get dark when you ask me that. I don't like being alone, friend. Yeah. I was the last person on Earth.

Guess what? There wouldn't be nobody else left. I mean, we're a zero. I'm out. You ain't leaving me here alone. I take it back. I would explore some places. Would you?

Area 51. We're going to find out what was happening there. How are you going to get there? In a car. An airplane. An airplane. I ain't flying no dead gum airplane by myself, y'all. What if I die?

Yeah. Who are we going to call to fix me? That's what I'm talking about. No, if everybody's gone, they actually made a TV show about that. Really? Yeah. It was called Last Man on Earth, actually. You're going to die.

The first four episodes were decent. You're going to die of loneliness. Oh, yeah. That's eventually going to drive you crazy. Yeah. But I got like three or four months. Like, we're going to go read all the stuff that's happening in the White House. You're going to Oval Office.

Oh, for sure. I'm going to take a picture. I'm going to post the Instagram. We'll get no likes. But I'm going to do it. Like, get no lies. Are there dead people all around? I mean, was it rapture?

Did everybody leave at once? Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. That's a rapture. That sucks. See, that's what I was wondering. I can think, I ain't trying to judge people, but I can think of the people should be behind me in life. Yeah.

What did I do to deserve this? There's a few on the list that should still be here if I'm the last one. That's all I'm saying. I was going to be struggling with some shame. Now, there ain't no doubt there's going to be some at Lee before me. I get that. I'm fine with that, but not last. I know my place in line.

I like the thing I'm the healthy part of the curve, but you know, like, yeah, if I'm last, that's wild. I don't know. What do you do? You go places. Yeah, but I just don't know how you get there. You drive? Anybody's car, they're gone, ain't you, isn't it?

You going across the ocean? No, no, you're stuck in America. Yeah. Which, I'm going to be stuck somewhere by myself. God bless the USA. You know what I'm saying, baby? I mean, you ain't going to go to Mexico. I ain't got no explorations in Mexico.

Really? I don't need to see any of that. Oh, I'd have to. There's a couple of things down there I need to go look at. Like all them doves and, like. Oh, the animals are like, he's going to you. You can drive to Mexico. no problem.

If nobody's left to guard it. Yeah. Yeah, that's easy. You can bike all the way in Argentina. I'd like to see that place where they string the piano wire across the canyon. Wait, what? Yeah. Grand one.

They string one piano wire across the canyon down there and then pick up hundreds of dubs because they're flying through that canyon. And cut their head off. Well, it just kills them and they pick them up. How do you know this? Because Mexicans are genius. PBS. He's the most interesting man in the world, and he's done it all.

You've already Googled him. You've already fact-checked. Without the computer. And it's, he just knows this stuff. It's a PBS guy. PBS has got a good station. Don't fact-check him. It's the only part of the government that Sai agrees with is the public broadcasting service.

Oh, hey, they got a good show. They make good TV. They make good TV. Where would you rake it? They make some wild. TV too. You know what I can tell about side today? He has been on 48 hours of doctor's

orders to not do anything. And buddy, he has thrived. I needed that break too. You needed some rest, didn't you tired? You're the busiest man from how active you are. I was there. For about three days there, I didn't get any sleep. Didn't get no sleep. I was in pain.

Oh, I was in pain. Oh, after that. And my pain tolerance is low plain tolerance Well send us out of here Verse of the day I'm going just verse of the day Which happens to be one of my favorite verses Second Bible gateway

Two Corinthians 129 But he said to me My grace is sufficient for you For my power is made perfect in weakness Therefore I will boast all the more gladly About my weaknesses So that Christ's power may rest on me

Love it now you go Amen It's a solid one Welcome back, Cy Yeah.