Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Confesses He Was Inspired by Ozzy Osbourne

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

Uncle Si gets a crash course in pop culture from his great-nephew-in-law Jacob, complete with Gen Z slang that Si hilariously misinterprets and a brand-new rulebook for surviving kiss cams in public places. Martin convinces Si to consider a barbershop quartet comeback, and Si’s recent Willie Nelson cover concert at the airport proves he’s still got the pipes. John-David’s heartfelt fan encounters serve as a reminder of what makes all their hard work worthwhile. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, I'm just glad we got somebody to tell us terms like caked up. I did not know. I still don't know what caked up, man. I think it means you got a fat. If you want me to walk out the room, I can show you what caked up is, you know what I mean? You know, every time I post a video of myself, some stupid person says, uh... You look like you up? Quit skipping leg day.

Oh. Well, you do skip leg day. I would just say sometimes it's genetics, man. I think... Ain't nobody in my family ever had legs. But I still roast you for it. but man, it's just in that. And the guy that sent it, I responded.

I said, you want to come on down. We will race. You name the distance. Legs equal race. Yeah. I like that. Let's just go. Look like an Ethiopian chicken.

Oh, man. Oh, the timers go. Hey, welcome back to the duck call room, baby. Good job, Hunter. Surprised us with that timer. I can appreciate that. He said, I'm tired of seeing y'all. Let's get the heck out of here.

All right. So first topic. Ethiopian culture. I don't know about that one. I was just bouncing off of John Davids. I don't know when we started this. It's fine. Welcome back to the duck call room.

Hey, Johnny Dee, I just appreciate you walking in here looking all caked up. He's caked up and he has really nice legs. He's got some new shoes on. Yes. Or at least clean shoes. You got blue on, boys. I like that. I don't know if they're new, but they're clean.

They are clean. These are a Father's Day gift. I haven't worn them yet. You've got one piece of grass in the insult. like the He's getting technical. Right there you go. Anyways.

Brand new. Brand new again. Gently used. Now Jacob going to sell him for 50 more dollars. Yeah, okay. If you want to enter a raffle, you can buy a $10 spot.

We're going to sell 20 spots. And yeah, we're going to give away John David's shoes. He on that new. Yes. He's a hustler. We've always known that. I love it, man.

But no, we're back. Look, it's a, I don't know. It's a morning time for us recording. So Wednesday morning. Monday morning while we're recording this. So it's kind of a different deal. It's a little different. Johnny D.

He got new shoes and Sa got a new hat. Yeah. That hat's wild, brother. If you didn't want to buy into the seven panel trend, Si can confirm seven panel trends. Yeah. If you're 77 and you're wondering, man,

what would that seven panel hat look like on me? There you go. Boys, it's high. Since it's new, mine are so old. Yeah. But, you know, they're just kind of falling down. Right.

This is a different profile. It's a different profile. Yeah. And you got a, you got a formed front to it, too. Your other ones are pretty. It's a flat bill. Yeah. All the rest of them kind of just, they're so old.

They're just collapsing like I am. You should get a new headshot with a Gen Z. Cy. Well, this is, this is, I'm invested in the company. Uh-oh. Hey, okay. What company? Males.

Pipeline. There you go. Pipeline. people. Pipeline. You're investing at oil? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Black gold, Texas, too. And hide money, baby. And hide that cash. I didn't shoot it, you know, hunting for some food like the clampets did, but hey. God bless the Beverly Hillbillies, man. We need more TV.

You know that I'm actually related to it. I'm related to one of you. Are you really? Rita Hodges. That was the girl. That's who he's talking about, right? Yeah, L.M.A. I'm, the blonde.

Good-looking blonde on her. Her name is Rita Hodges? I don't know. Well, I don't know what a real name. I'm related to. I'm going. But anyway, that gal, you know, was at my house? Right.

Hey, when she whistled, she liked to busted my ear drum. So she could really do it. Oh, what are you talking about? Okay. Yes, she can do it. Look at that up. Somebody writes stupid. Hey, do the whistle.

Ellie Mae's name is Donna Douglas. It was she put her fingers to her mouth. It just, you know, for about too high. it was just a ringing in my ears. Who were you related to? Rita Hodges. Ain't nobody named that on this show. Wait, is it the movie?

Because there was the movie and there was the show. Man. They was on TV. This is her married names. Dad Klanpe, it was who. I can't remember. I never can't remember his name. I think you're making stuff up, Jacob.

I'm not making it up. Yeah, the one that shot to all. No, I know that, but on the show or the movie? On the show, on the TV. There was a movie? Yeah. You didn't see the Beverly movie? I only think about this because last night as we were scrolling through the TV

and there was nothing on. We landed on Clueless. How long has it been since you saw the movie Clueless, Johnny D? I've heard the name, but I don't... I'm pretty sure I made a joke in the last episode about Clueless. Did you? I don't know if it got cut or not, though. Oh, I don't know.

It went over my head. Yeah. I didn't remember you saying nothing about Clueless. I don't either, but it was on the television. television last night. I haven't watched it in a minute. Yeah. Yeah.

It was so bad. It's hilarious. Like, it just takes you to a walk down memory line. I was only six when it came out, though. Yeah. Oh, that's right. The news is, you know, that you know Ozzy, Osbourne and dad, right? I saw that.

Like Sabbath? Yeah. Yeah. How'd that make you feel? Well, no, no. That guy was wild. Wouldn't he? Yeah.

He's younger than you. Well, he won't year. Yeah. So you beat Ozzy. Yeah. Yep. He lived a little bit harder of life than Winston's though.

Yeah. I mean, you did some detrimental things. Oh, yeah. Health. Yeah. Yeah. Between the Winston's and Agent Orange, I mean,

you have some things going, but you wouldn't running around. Oh, you know, lighting the heads off of bats and stuff. See, I tried, I tried what he did for a while. Did you?

Yeah. I had my own band. Oh. Oh, boy. I thought we were about to get to a whole different. Well, no, because, hey, that's why I was in.

I was like, y'all been asking for his testimony. Well, here we go. He helped up very good for what he did for a living. Yeah. So that thing, you're on the road all the time and that's rough. Yeah. Especially when you become like he is, a big star. I didn't make it to that level with my band.

Well, you're with the band. Okay. You're kind of what we would call a TV star. Yeah, I'm going to say, I don't. You just didn't hit the crazy train. But he was actually, he was actually. See what you did there and I appreciate it. Oh, Oz he was.

he was a cool dude yeah you hung out with him well no no but i just i watched him on on tv because he had his he had the ban he done and then he had him and his son done done a they went across country time out did you watch the osborne no no yeah yeah you were a family yeah it was actually pretty interesting okay because you know so you wouldn't watch a reality show you were in but you watch somebody else's well no watch the osborn on m tv because he had to he was funny and he had some good stuff going. Okay, so he was fried out of his mind, man. Yeah, but I mean, hey, look.

It's kind of like, made Doug Dona. Hey, maybe that's why I watched it, you know. Yeah. He's like, Lyle, see. I'm out of my mind, too. That's why everybody watches it. You watch reality TV?

Well, with our MTV. MTV. Like, we should get you an MTV hat. Seven panels. Jacob's hung up on the seven. The Osborne show only made it 52 episodes. You dominated that show, man. Well, I'm just saying he did pretty good.

It was actually funny to watch the stuff they'd done. So I was in the top 1% of viewers of that show for sure. That is hilarious, man. They did win a primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Reality Program. I don't know that we can say that. No, we didn't. We have way too much Jesus to win that. That's high class.

Ding. We would need to redo that. that right now to have a chance. Now that being a Christian, it's cool. Jesus. Matthew West. I can't remember. I think it's when I go to be with Jesus is the name of the song.

Yeah. It's fabulous. There you go. I got a new jam. Look at the side turning over a new leaf. Well, no, no. It's just, yo. Hey.

Got a new jam, a new hat. Did you get that phone we were talking about or something? No. Like he's just like, hey. Matthew West on Spotify. It's funny. It's funny you say that because my wife walks in and said, hey look your daughter-in-law gave this to me a long time ago you know marshal scott's wife yeah

and said hey he needs to sit he needs the side needs to listen to this is really good so she handed me her phone with you know and she had to play it you know right and it was really good the song is really good word wise and then the guys really got a good voice we can get you a cell phone and you can listen to any song you want at any moment in time well no no because in air pods philip sort of got that that covers. He's got blue tube and all that. Blue tube. That sounds like a different website. Well, no, no, it's just, you know, that's what's on the truck when we make a road trip.

And then that's what I'm listening to if I'm on a plane was putting out of my phone. And Philip always, hey, he tries to get away from me. Because sometimes when I've got the, the ear phones out. Right. Yes, sir. Well, I get fired up and get to singing with it. And I ain't paying no attention. And I'm, uh, can you? You and Carter have that.

I'm giving the plane a, you know, a concert. Not the plane. You sing as a verse of this new Matthew S. Oh, I did that for, hey, we had a layover in Dallas,

four hours. Uh-huh. And, hey, I gave, you know, I was over sitting against the wall with the earphones on and I sang for about four hours.

Mm-hmm. Were those blue tube here? Did you put it? Somebody, somebody from Monroe was there and they video it. I didn't know. Did you put out a can for a little tip?

Huh? You should have put out a can for some. No, I didn't sell out to have it unless, but hey. You'd make a lot of money. It wouldn't make a lot of money. It went to something like $2,000 or $200,000 watched it. Dang, this dude knows numbers, too, analytics. But I'm wasting my time.

You put on a seven-panel hat. You will start getting analytics, blue tube, all of it. All of it. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. And y'all know.

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And sang worship in the airport and it had 200,000 views. I keep telling you, dummy, that I've had a very instance in life. No, he wouldn't sing a worship. We believe you. He wasn't sing a worship music in the airport. Oh, okay. It was Willie Nelson. Oh.

Which is way more his pitch. That's right. Some worship singers go high keys. Yeah. Yeah, I ain't trying to keep up with Cici or none of them. He's more of a moaner. A moaner? Well, I wouldn't say that.

It's a good grief. Now they're critiquing me. I'm going to sing. So I don't just say, hey, you need to give it up because you can't sing. He's more of a moaner. Then he just turns into a full-blown yell. You need those people. I quite enjoy it.

I do, too, as long as I'm behind it. You just don't want to be in front of it. I mean, if you're in the right setting. You're in a karaoke bar. He's the best there is. Yeah. I remind me about that little lady that come in and sit in front of me. But, you know, that was, oh, a long time ago.

Oh, at church. Yeah, I was younger. And she sat in front of me. Well, the praise team was singing a bunch of the songs I really like. Which is all of them. Right. You know, the woman just four or five times she's turning around with her fingers in her ear and was just looking at me real mean.

You also find some funny. a lady that knows me real well come over and sit down beside it and said darling they just getting started they're fixing to sing three more of them that he really liked so hey you better move down about 10 rows because he's fixed to get twice as loud as he is right now

or get behind him or get behind him why I always sat with you I'd sing with you I sat beside side side because that was a pretty safe spot he could block you out Well, he just, yeah. I like sitting in front of him because then you can't hear your own self saying.

I don't want to hear me say. Hey, look, I don't even, I don't even notice anybody else. Yeah, I don't either. I ain't even there. I don't really think about it either. Yeah, not anymore. I used to. I'm serious.

I will say that's one thing about sitting next to you is it's pretty freeing. It lets you know like, hey, man, it's okay. Yeah. Like, if this is how you want to worship and say, go ahead. I tell Jason's life, I said, hey, look, one time, I would like to just hear you, okay, forget about having it, the note straight, all this. Right. Hey, just let her rip, Tater Chip.

Yeah. Because Jay says, oh, no, I'm pretty sure she does. You know, she just mightn't have blew my ear drums out, you know. You know, the kids got to sing in. And I said, I said, why don't she do that at church? Yeah, Missy got the kind of voice that, like, breaks glass. Oh, no, no, no. And she can get so high.

Yeah. And I said, hey. That's crazy, man. Oh, then, hey, they're a rip, I mean. Tater chip. Get about your being right and all this. I want to hear you hit the highest note you can hit. Yeah.

What's the highest note you can hit there? I can get up there. Hey-oh. I can hit a little tenor. I can get a little tenor in there. Oh. Your family singers, huh? Yep.

Are you? Yeah. Uh-oh, we fixed I have a new episode. New episode, boys. The tenors? Well, the revival. Oh, we're going to have a full-blown revival. I see.

I actually like that. Hey, we're going to get, I'm going to get Jacob. I actually think you just came up with the best episode of the revival ever. Yeah, Uncle Si. Well, Uncle Si starts a barbershop quartet. Yeah. With Bella's the family. Yeah.

That's exactly right. From the 292. Size is the guy in the striped jacket, you know, but then like the rest of them are all there in the suit. I got the one of the reviving pole. Yeah, the barbershop pole. Yeah. Barbershop pole. Yeah.

My great-uncle so my Mimi's brother was like a semi-famous gospel singer, his family, the Hempeils. I don't know if I'll ever heard of them. But they're like a Pentecostal, like, singing group. You listen to a lot of Pentecostal singing group, sir or something? Look, I don't care who you belong to. You sing. Did it?

It's my uncle, Joel, and they, like, did music. You know, hey, it ain't the name. The name don't mean nothing unless it's Jesus, buddy. Thank you. That's right. You know. He's a semi-famous Pentecostal singing group. I was more into the semi-famous Church of Christ singing groups known as

Acapella. Acapella, baby. Yeah, I might as well, I get with any of them about that. Hey, look, we fix the former. I didn't say I was like some world-class singer, but I mean. He got you singing on TV now. That's how this happens. That's fine.

Well, we have it. Is this going to be like a whole stepbrother's moment? What about how good is Bella? Not good. Come on now Come on There's not one person in her family Other than Willie

That can remotely sing From what I've heard thus far And even he got voted off at singing show Hey can Christian or Sadie sing What Can Christian or Sadie sing? I haven't heard them sing But I know Christian can't

Christian has enough trouble breathing Well have you ever heard him do That is true I'm just saying And I ain't trying to knock him He got hit in the face So he has a thing Right, yeah.

A severely deviated septum or something. I love you, Christian, but if there was a video of him eating while breathing, it's a hard video. Wait, is he a W.E? Like, if W.E. got that tiny nostrils. He can bench press W.E. W.E. can't do a push-up. No, there ain't tell what's going to happen here, boy. We put together a quartet.

Oh. Got a couple of good-luck of women in there with me and Jacob. What just happened? I wait, a barbershop quartet is usually all guys. I know. women come from. We're going to have like to little... I'm going to have some good look at women with me.

Hey. But yeah, I mean, my sister writes songs for Ella Worship and she does music. I all obviously know that. But my mom had us in choir growing up, so I was in choir all throughout high school. So I'm not saying I'm some world-class singer. Hey, he ain't afraid to sing in front of it. Oh, we got to get what's going for. Hey, we got to get this.

It's be one of the last episode. We're singing. We're saying. We're just going to do a whole sing-along. Oh, I guess Will. can sing i forget that will will will hold on i forgot that will can sing also also adopted there it is um yeah yeah i've not seen the blood relation to singing in the family yeah it's everybody's from the outside right missy bobby right i don't know about jessica uh i don't know about Lisa yeah

interesting i've never heard jessica sing no you don't want to hear Corey sing Oh, uh-oh, we're going on one of your course ring? You can pass. Why is that? You've heard it? No, like, they're awesome. Like, like, sigh, like, they're great for karaoke, but for tone and stuff, you might as well pass on it. You're not going to get anybody back, man.

They know that. We all know that. They're great for cell phone videos, but that's where it stops. Yeah, like, if we're at a powwow and they want to sing, like, if Bobby's there starts with Bobby. Yeah. You know, if Bobby's not there, then it's me. Well, we already got to me. We got three of them.

Me, you and Bobby. You just need one more. Hey, in the next. Hey, how are you involved, Sa? He's the leader. He's the investor.

We're going to get a seven-panel hat that says Cortec Group. I'm the one that's going to say we're invested. Yeah, prestige worldwide. Yeah. Prestige for a while. He said, I can hear a little center, boys.

Got to have a tenor. Yeah. You also got to have someone that watches Ozzy Oswald and reality. So you can aid me. Hey, let, we'll train Bella. She needs to sing bass. I think we're getting on that new age stuff Gen Z in the house

And we're going to have to start doing more of these in the morning Everybody's still a little delirious I'm so confused right now The only way Bill is getting the base is definitely gender affirming care for sure Hey look, hey This is for the fans Hey y'all let me know Okay

If y'all would like to hear singing Okay on you know on YouTube. That's not a few revival. I thought, they heard Bobby sing on there. Well, no,

but I'm telling me, we're going to make a group. A group. This is Sy's attempt for everyone in the comments to say, we need Cy singing. So,

no, here's the only problem. He wants to be the singer. This ain't just for me. This is for the quartet that we're going to put together. And I, can I raise one point with this?

We are almost done with that. Please don't make them stay longer. Oh, yeah. That's a good call. I agree there. I second that. We are almost done. Do not add another month to production.

Hey, I'm with you on that. We don't want to go any longer. Yeah. Okay. I'm sick of it. Hey, let's just grab,

if you want to do this, let's just grab Hunter and a camera and a couple of microphones and we'll do it ourselves. Well, hey, that's what we'll do that. There's four of us right here. I can't help you on this regard.

Boom, bum, bum, bum, you can go like serenade. Everybody in the office. He's going to be the sound. Mr. Sandman. Unta, unta,

unta, unta. Thompson tells me you're going to want to stay in the realm of Janice Joplin, Neil Young, Bob Dylan. We've seen a little ocean girl about a little Neil Young. I like that song.

Are we allowed to talk about the cold play deal? Is that, is that okay? Are we okay with that, Hunter? Are you? Hunter says, yeah. Well,

we recently had a very viral person in the room. Yeah. Because of how wholesome he is. Yeah. I don't know if this is. going to end before or after that, but, you know, we're talking about the big juice. Yeah, big juicy, juicy, fishing with a boy. Because every day on the internet, someone goes famous.

Yeah, whether you want to or not. And it could be, or some reason. For some reason. It could be being cute. Yeah. It could be being awesome. It could be being authentic or. It could be caught on kiss cam.

It could be caught on kiss cam. Uh-oh. At a cold play concert. Say, you like cold play? Yeah. Now that you got the Bluetooth? Yeah. Really? What's your favorite cold play song?

Yellow? That's a good one. Clocks. I was supposed to... I like that concert. We were in Boston at the same time. Oh, y'all were there. We weren't there.

We were in Boston. But y'all were there. Yeah, I just didn't want to go because the tickets were high. And I was like, well, I don't want to pay $600 of sitting in nosebleeds. Boy, did you miss out on a once-in-lifed- You could have documented it yourself. Honestly. Actually, I had a job.

I'm, the person I'm judging the most are the people that were just filming the kiss cam. Why are you? Yeah, why were there so many videos of that? And enjoy life, people, but also thank you. Yeah. Why were there so many videos of that? That is crazy from so many different angles. Like, is that what people do at concerts now is just keep their phone out the whole thing?

They do. Okay. It's kind of sad. Yeah. Have you been to like a football game lately? Uh-uh. This is actually where we're going with this. Uh-uh.

You haven't been to like a professional football game, college? No, I sit at my house where the line. Is everybody doing this? Where the line for the bathroom is minimal and the food is always good. I actually have graduated from that stage of life of being in a stadium. I'm not like that interested anymore. Yeah. It's fun at certain places.

Like, I just went to the Red Sox game. It was super fun. That would be fun. I would check boxes. You know what I never did? Video any of the game. And I'm proud of you. I just like being in the atmosphere.

There's no point of video in it. But everybody's just trying to get a viral clip or get some clip that's of somebody hitting a home run. They'll video every at bat until someone gets. a home run so they can have that one. But there's cameras there. I know. This is just weird. Yeah, and I don't know if people have heard of.

There's a show called like Sports Center that covers all of that. Is that the thing? They don't enjoy the game. It is with Scott Van Pelt. That's the only one I keep up with. I thought YouTube pretty much eradicated that. Anyway, the cold play thing is sad. No, yeah.

And also objectively hilarious. Yeah, it's funny. I was talking about this yesterday, actually. It is objectively hilarious, but it also, It's sad. It's super sad. Everyone's making fun of it, but it's like, yes, that's the, because there's other people who didn't do nothing wrong.

Yeah, there's two other, there's two families that are ripped apart. Yeah, for a year. Like, for, it's ever. Forever, yeah. I'm saying, like, their life's changed that day and there's nothing wrong. It should have been happening, like, it should have happened because dark always comes to light. Yeah, you just don't expect it at that.

Yeah, exactly. But you feel sad for the people like. But what a wild world that we live in that the internet slug. Luths just eats it up. They saw it, they got it. Oh, you don't want to do anything now on camera. They found them. Like, that's what's crazy.

Within 20 seconds. How long would that have gone? Or how long had it been going? You never know. But the part I got the issue with, the whole thing, the cheating's terrible and all this. But the backhanded apology that that guy posted. Oh, that wasn't real.

Oh, that was the cold play quote? Huh? With the cold plate quote? No, no. He released one. Oh, he did a real one now? Yeah, well, I mean... One with the Coldplay quote was also objective.

It was like really genuine and in the very end. He blamed them. No, no, that was fake. Okay. I believe. I heard somebody else about that. Jacob said it. What did you say about it?

I just said it's a classic example of all dark things come to light. Yeah. The truth... There was a lot of lights in there. The truth is... They were all yellow. Yeah. They were all yellow.

That's the thing about this is okay. Hey, you think you're getting away with it? Right. You're not. That happened to me. a red hot chili peppers you're not at one time

truth always comes out I don't ever want to feel how I felt that day no take me to the place I love

and the and the craziest thing It really happened to me everybody is just a joke I saw another crazy

thing about that is like I don't know what the cold plate guy singer is but he said they're either

really shy or having an affair and I oh yeah he called it the first time I watch it

it was like I didn't have the sound on I said that's funny and then I turned the sound on and I said oh no

yeah yeah but the sad part of it is just like what Martin was talking about. Yeah. Y'all say it. Yeah, there's two families. You don't realize.

Family, hey, you just change two people's, you know, more. You change two families' life. Yeah, those two people. Or the worst. Effected. Even, let's just say his wife is terrible, his kids. Oh, yeah. That'll be what they'll know for, that will never go away.

Yeah. The rest of their life. Never be that person on the internet. Yeah. Go every day. Your dad is a cold play affair. Yeah. Oh, your dad's the Coldplay guy?

The Kiss Cam Affair, like this. Why, you don't want to end up on Twitter. Ever. It's a bad way. Or just, hey, look, constantly repent and stay in the rights with the Lord. That doesn't happen. I'm just saying don't do stuff in the dark that builds to get there because we're all subjected to it. Look at young Gen Z coming with some truth in this moment.

I'm just, it's the truth. I mean, in my own life, like anything that you do in the dark, it's just great. grows. Well, we'll wind up at Cole Play. If you let things grow, you'll wind up at Coldplay doing that too. Anybody could do that. That's the only thing. I don't want, like, people get like, oh, it's a terrible person, this and that.

It was like, does that do no Lord? And two, it started somewhere small. Like, just from simply, like, let's say he was dealing with lust. We all deal with lust and sins. Like, it all grew from there. And I'm not trying to get crazy. I'm just saying, you're fine, man. I'm just saying like interesting, my friend.

Interesting perspective on it. But that's how I've, feel about it like yes it's terrible a dude messed up like wish it didn't have it we all make mistake right but i just always put myself in a place because people are harsh these days like that could be me in five years if i had an issue going on that i didn't deal with and i look up in five years and say how did i get here well i got here from starting something five years ago that i wasn't transparent about to somebody you know and let it grow well we actually the robinson family because of dark dynasty you know i'll call us all

together and he said well it looked like it's going to be a hit and if it is then the devil was going come after the family right okay so you need to you know we actually talked about it and prepared for this right okay because your life is going to change okay because of the money involved right in it oh yeah and we went for years you couldn't take a leak doing nothing no no you could well i actually had an uncle okay him and his brothers they saved up like $15,000 and then went wildcatting with it in the oil field and they had one blow the top of Derek out

so here's a bunch of country boys okay but become instant millionaires and he didn't know what to do with it it ruined his whole life right yeah yeah but that we all said something I've always you know you know we're when you're filming okay okay

look, hey, with God, the films rolling, you know, 724-27, you know. 7.24.27. 7-11. I said it wrong. But anyway, the camera is, with God, the camera is always rolling. Right. Yeah, that's good. Okay.

And, you know, that was a good. Thank God we got an editor in Jesus. Well, no, no, but, yeah, because that was a good thing about what I all had said about, okay, look. God, the camera is always on. Right, yeah. So you think you're getting away with it and you're not. Yeah, we forget that.

Yeah, we forget that. Yeah, we forget that. So, and it's like you said, you know, hey, they got caught doing stuff they shouldn't have been doing. Right. Yeah, I, you feel the worst, I don't mean, I care less about them. Right, me too. The innocent ones are the ones that is the true travesty of the whole thing. But that just shows you what sin does, right?

And I'm not trying to go full unashamed. The consequences aren't just on you. No. The consequences are on everyone around you. So that's what you got to remember. Even in the moment, if you're satisfying yourself with whatever it is, whether it be an affair, alcohol, drugs, you name it. Like, there's a laundry list of them.

It's not just affecting you. All actions has consequences. Yeah. And like you saying, the bad part is, okay, it's not just you. Yeah. If it were just you, I mean, okay. Yeah. You just, you mess up.

And if you get punished, there ain't no big deal. You did the crime. You parted on yourself. Yeah, you did the crime. You do the time. Yeah. But when you are, like you saw about it, you have a family, you have a wife, you have kids, and then you do something, okay, that only, you know, it's not just getting on you.

Yeah. that's the travi. Your trash goes on your family. Right. And that's wrong. Yeah. And they got to sit there and walk behind the elephant. Yeah.

And shovel the crap. Yeah. And figured out, you know, like, I mean, that's just, and that sucks, man. That's the, that's really the, again, objectively hilarious, like, because we are humans, but subjectively terrible. Yeah. Well, that's what all sin is. Yeah. All sin is you being selfish and hurting someone.

No sin doesn't hurt. someone else. Yeah. You can't come up with one that just, you can't say, well, I'm just doing this for me. No, it's hurting somebody else. Somewhere, somehow. If you're being selfish, you're hurting someone else.

Yeah, and the guy's not too far gone. Like, he could have true repentance, you know, he's still here, man. He's still got time. Like, I want to say that too. Like, you can give him that too. Like, obviously it is early and it's fresh, but hopefully he gets repentance and figures it out.

You know, that doesn't have to be his legacy for the rest of his life. So it's like kind of, what y'all are saying, like, he has unfortunately earthly it probably will right yeah yeah yeah but you know as a family you know he can he can rebuild bridges that are torn down right he can he can point end up pointing people to jesus i mean there are stranger stories that have happened right there's more there's bigger that's what i'm saying that's there's way bigger transformation right you know i know one uh yeah just i mean so it's piggybacking on that

it's just like leaving legacy as a man like you all have families we have all have have wives we have all have lives, like, whatever you do affects the latter. Yeah. Oh, no doubt, man. And he has a chance to have a true retribution. So does she. Like, I'm not even going to, you know. And it's just wild, man.

I'm glad in all of our stuff, we didn't get famous for something like that, though. Ooh. I'd much rather prefer our way. I'd much rather be us or Big Juicy or, you know, even Terry, right? Like, put it in reverse, Terry. Hey, did you see he? He was in a parade on the 4th of July. Was it?

Yeah. He checks out. He was in his chair up on a trailer, just waving at people with big silence and said, Back up, Terry? Yeah, that's awesome. I'd much rather be known. They did the parade in reverse for them, you know? Back up, back up.

So, yeah, if you're going to sign me up for virally famous, like give me big juicy or give me Terry or, you know, there's. Are you all remember a little terrio? You all remember that kid? Uh-uh. I don't know. Really? Uh-uh. That's a Gen Z.

He wasn't my phone. No, no, no, it's old. It was like when Vine was a thing. You remember Vine? Yeah, that was like a cool six-month. He was like a juicy kind of thing. Oh, what was it? Big Juicy? Look at a little terrier. He did a little dance. Ooh, kill him, ooh, kill him. You would know his home mom. It's so funny. It came up very, if you type in, yeah, I know the one. Yeah, he's funny. Yeah, it's like a juicy thing. Like a little cute kid. He's got 791,000 followers on Instagram. I didn't even know that. I haven't kept up. Wow. He's still doing okay.

Good for him, man. That's cool. He's got an end. influence on people. So are you ready for your big day? I know we got the, I think we can tell this. Can't we? I am seconds in town, shooting some stuff. Getting some stuff with Bobby, little Will, Jace, and now size. So I think eventually they're going to end up getting the whole family for this is all

sudden done with. And if you have a black t-shirt and a black hat, please. They don't know. We don't have those in this town. You don't have them here. If he wants to. Hey, size such a bright light. He ain't trying to wear black, man.

No. I'll leave that to Johnny Cash. The man in black. Walked a line, boys. Walked the line. Yep. That's so funny. Oh, man.

There's, yeah, I don't know, man. It's just wild. It's wild. It's wild to think about, like,

the impacts of what... Hey, speaking of impact. Yeah. I met a girl named Sydney yesterday. Oh, yeah. She comes in the honeyhole. She literally is, like,

nervous to talk to me. I'm like, home girl, I just sit beside side of, there's no reason to be nervous here. And she's like, I got you and Sae and everyone else some gifts. And I was like, oh, that's cool. And I thought it would be something small.

Yeah. Right. Not at all. Watch this. Well, I knew it was something when you FaceTime me. Homegirl just went to Buckees and brought out all the snacks. She got Sye like six pair of socks. What in the one?

We got zebra cakes. Si, you can change out your socks now. We got beef. Look, it says, want to talk about Jesus, with tacos and then says, let us pray. Yes. That's funny. That's good stuff.

Anyway, Sydney guys... That's a taco night. Hey, don't you? Uh-uh. No, those are for me. You get to socks. There's only one little Debbie guy here. You better not.

You're sorry, rascal. And she made Sai a build-a-bear with camo pants and a little tucks. It looks just like them. It's just like Sire, but it does feel quotes. Just green. If you squeeze the hand, I might not know how it works. They're coming out, boy. just get ready.

Ooh, never mind. Those are going under here. I'm not going to eat on. What is that there? Here's a little ASMR video. I don't know how it. I just have an on switch. Anyway, it does feel close.

She showed it to me yesterday. Yeah, you played it. And it'll do the happy, happy, happy and all that. Click the foot or something. I don't know. B.A.B. Bab. Bop it. Build a bear.

So she went to build a bear and built a frog. It's Phil Frogerson. It has a name of it. It has a bird. birth certificate? Oh, yeah. Fisle 16 inches, seven ounces. Does it have a social security?

It does not. But we're going to put that up in here, I think. Oh, yeah, we'll save that. We'll save that for commentary. Thank you there, young lady. What are those? She got Carter a T-shirt with Abraham Lincoln's face on it. That's cool.

And it says, be excellent to each other. This was a very thoughtful gift. I'm kind of a big deal socks with pickles on them. Yes. Hey, speaking about pickles, my wife put up a bunch of bread and butter pickles. Why would you ruin a cucumber like that? Oh no. Hey, it ain't ruined.

Oh, man. I am not a sweet pickle guy. Oh, no. I don't like pickles at all. I love them. I love deal pickles. I just don't know why they had to start. Oh, that was the rapper hitting his microphone.

I was like, are those fish? Omeal cream pie. I'd rather be fishing socks. There you go. She went crazy in whatever socks store that Sai said he loves. Hey. Why does she love us so much? I think she might love Cy Bunch.

Yeah. Anyway, she recently... Well, you can't love Sai without loving us, so I'm taking some credit for this. She brought me oatmeal cream pie. Oh, Lord, poker socks. Some... Some soy.

We found the one, boys. Some socks to lose money in. I found the one, boys. Those said lucky poker socks, and when I tell you, for those not watching YouTube, size's eyes got large. Yeah.

He was so excited. I thought it was the oatmeal cream pie, but it was the poker sock. And she wrote a... She wrote a book. She wrote a couple of page letter. going to, I'm going to give that to him to read, but Sidney, we love you. Thanks for listening.

You really did write a book. Thank you for your essay. It's two pages. Right. It's three pages. Two and a half. She's got big handwriting. It's for the size writer's choice awards.

Oh, man. Anyway, and then I have a- We'll read this later, darling. I have another fan interaction to talk about. Oh, he's double dope-popping these oatmeal cream pies. When I'm 78, I'm doing it too. Oh, chase that dragon, son. I didn't know you clip me.

for two of them. Oh yeah. Golly. Okay. Other fan interaction now. This one's really cool. All right. Yeah, really cool. I'm great. The oatmeal cream. Well, this one has the exact opposite to do with double dough popping oatmeal cream pies at 9.30 in the morning. So a year ago, a guy named Chris, I just learned his name. This is how funny the story is.

Chris Strangle? No, not anymore. Hey, Chris Crue. Messages me on Instagram. You know, we're always talking about. losing weight in here. Guywin's lost a lot of weight. I've lost weight. Martin's lost a lot of weight.

We're dudes. We go up and down. Your day's coming, Jacob. I'm not doing that. Yeah. Have you? Just watch. Oh,

I'm going to watch. I'm going to watch. I'm trying to gain weight. Look, I'm going to promote a healthy lifestyle forever. I'm not saying when I have abs. I'm just going to stay in a little... That's the move to make. Like, I'm not looking to look like Christian forever or nothing like that.

Well, you don't look like him now. I know, but that's what I'm saying. I don't have an unrealistic goal. That's what I'm trying to say. say. But you breathe for par. Anyway.

We got to have Christian on back on so I can ask him the actual story with his breathing because it's something like a baseball hit him in the face

and messes like nose muscles up or maybe bones. I don't know what happened to him. Who's yes? Christian? He has a severely

deviated separate that could be an episode. He gets a nose job. Anyway, Chris messages me. Jimmy Durrandy, baby.

Here we go. Catching a stray again. Jimmy Durandy catches strays all the time. here. Chris messages me back in February and says, look, I've been listening to y'all. Y'all have lost weight is, y'all have inspired me. I don't even respond. A month later, he said, 12 pounds down. Month later, 23 pounds down. Then I'm like, heck yeah, man, that's awesome. Keep after it. 30 down. Then I start sending them gifts about how I can't stop. 50 down. And he just messaged me

the other day that he just finally lost 100 pounds. And it started with listening to us, and we're not no fitness. One hondo. At any means. A hundred. That's awesome. He made it all the way. And then I was like, do you mind if I tell this story?

Because that's really cool that you lost 100 pounds. Yeah. It was like, yeah, you can tell it. I said, okay, cool. What's your name? What did he do? Like, did he tell you? What's your name?

We've talked a little bit about, like, what he does. Basically just watching what you eat and. Better decisions. It's amazing how much weight you can lose simply off of better decisions. Chris also sent, like, I don't know if you guys. remember May, that wasn't fun. But he said like some super encouraging stuff just from a human standpoint.

So it's been like a cool like, we don't know each other, but we message each other. Right. And then he hit his goal, so I was like, you did it, son. But it's just like yesterday I posted on my Instagram story. Like you wonder some days you wake up and you're like, why the heck are we doing what we're doing?

And then you walk in and there's a girl who took a picture with you at Faith Family Freedom, who then took the time to hand draw said picture and color it. Because she's our biggest fat. And I'm like, man, okay. That's why you wake up every day and you do this. Like, even though some days, like, we're human, we don't, there's days I don't want to walk in this room and look at this camera. But you do it anyway.

Right. Because it's what, you know, and what are you eating? He's eating as almond, chocolate covered almonds, huh? You missed one heck of a chance of diabetes, my friend. Right. Were you hungry? We could get you breakfast, brother. Yeah, you don't.

Donuts in the next room if you want. Oh, wait, hold on. Milk, chocolate, almonds. Yeah. I'm going to need to slide them over here. What are you doing with them? No, I think to go back on the... I'll trade you some oatmeal cream pies,

two more for a handful of them, almonds. I'm putting this deep jerky, my backpack before you. To go back on, like, the weight loss thing. You want to peacock? I'll eat pecans. To go back on the weight loss thing, I think that's a big misconception, like the word diet. Yeah.

It's just like all, everyone in here has a diet. Like, it's what you eat. Yeah. So I think people go really extreme on that. It works if you need to lose a lot of weight, but I think if you just keep a regularly pretty clean diet, you're not going to get in that, you know, situation. Cocker covered.

No, I want them other ones. I want some Buckees ones. Those Buckey ones are good. I don't know about them right there. I bet them are good, too. I mean, I'm sure they're fine, but I know those Bucky ones. That's one of my buys at Buckees. So based off what you said, John David,

when are we selling the Duccar Room weight loss program? Oh, it's not one. No, it's not. PDF. No, we're just... Stop. Well, I'm saying, I'm saying,

y'all could get Christian on here. Stop. No, no, I'm saying. We're normal. We just struggle and sweat through our jump ropes and try to eat two fried chicken sandwiches a day instead of four. Yeah.

That's our... There's your weight house plan. We went from eating pizza three nights a week to one night a week. That's solid. That's solid. Look at me now. And I'm almost two years clean of Dr.

Peppers. Oh, y'all don't like me bad. I stopped drinking soda in eighth grade. Did you? That's incredible. You got that? What are you talking about? He's mad about pizza.

Hey, I'm mad about it. I ain't got no pizza from him and his woman. That sourdough pizzas. Let me just tell you something. Their pizza is really good. I know. If you had just come. We ate one at 12 o'clock the other night.

After y'all were over the other day, I was like, you're going to food around. Make me hurt. Hey, he had a double dough pop that piece. I was hungry, and Allison said, there's one more pizza dough. I said, let me fire that thing up. Donnie Davis said dough pop, that little pizza.

Oh, it's so good. There wasn't any left. No, there's just over there on a sugar high. I'm telling you. How are you going to take your afternoon nap with all that sugar? Oh, hey, don't worry about that. Don't worry about that. I'll get that in.

You'll pull that new hat over their eyes and you won't see nothing. Oh, man. You know, I ain't never seen a seven-panel, Sa, with chocolate almonds and oatmeal pie at 9-30. I like that. I always tell my woman, how he gets that dough roller, knock me in the head. So I like this new character. I like the new name, Seven Panel Sci.

Seven panel, sigh. He's Gen Z. Z. Si, man. He's got a cell phone. Seven panels. He's ready. He's just ready. He just got Myspace.

I mean, y'all follow them on there. Try to get in his top eight. I'm probably teeter around. Is MySpace still like active? I don't think it's active, but I think you can like search the site. Oh. I don't know. I don't know if it's like.

So they kept a memory book, but they don't want you putting nothing new on there. Okay. Yeah, it's, I just went to it. There's definitely some terrible stuff on MySpace. I'm uncomfortable and I'm exiting out. Think about people, think about what people were on publicly on MySpace back in the air. We were publicly ranking our friends in order. I'm just saying what people were saying versus what.

I never had my. You never had a MySpace? On MySpace, the big thing was your top eight friends. Imagine how number nine felt. I never got it. Were you anybody's number one? Do you remember? No, probably not.

a solid bronze on a lot of people. It would have been Drew and he just got face back like a couple days ago. Drew Tyler? No, easterly. Exactly. Yeah. I might have been his number one on Myspace, but the odds of him having a Myspace were zero.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I was, I never did MySpace. I didn't. I didn't jump on that train. Did you?

I didn't know. I thought everybody did. Do you have a Zanga? No. I didn't know it was a thing. Zanga? I went from like. Everybody was like just writing their own blogs?

I went from what I remember about that period of my life, I went from like AIM, the AOL Insta messenger to Facebook. Really? I don't remember. You missed all the other ones that didn't make it? Well, John D. I was kind of a loner. I know it may come as a shock.

So I was either, I mean, I hate to be Luke Brian, but I was hunting fishing and loving every day. Or actually, I was just a member of Westman. I was actually just a member of Westminster High School's football team, which treated that a lot like the military. where your life evolved around that. That actually checks out because Zango was just writing blogs and I back then probably thought people cared what I had to say. You had a blog?

Everybody had a blog. No, no, no, I don't know about everybody. You're like 12. How old did you turn yesterday? I didn't. Yeah, you just had a birthday. Happy birthday, by the other. You don't even know what it's like to like download Napster.

What? I did do that. I did burn CD. Napster. Napster. You don't know, you don't know, no Napster? I didn't have a computer Illegal music, man

Like that Download illegal music man We used to burn CDs When I was younger So you got to get the music from somewhere You get it from limewire No, I just was the middle man Like I got the person to burn it for me

And I just Oh, you gave the list out You gave them a list You gave them a list and a blank CD Say hey give me this My hands were clean I could have got arrested bad I mean I had

Whenever they were making You were the supplier Whenever they made a Examples of like the one kid who had more illegally downloaded stuff on their computer than anybody. It was like me. Yeah. I got you. I understood the counterfeit market at a young age.

I didn't want to get in there. Yeah, I apologize to all the artists, specifically Garth Brooks and others that I ripped off completely. I should have paid for that. I now stream you if you're available. So pay for Spotify every month. Yeah. And if you're on Spotify, like and subscribe. Give us five stars.

There you go. Yeah. Give us a good rating. That way your friends can find us. Or just go watch us on YouTube. Or illegally download us because that would actually make me feel cool. Or get some. Are there illegal downloads anymore?

I mean, it's everywhere. So how can you like. Yeah, you can do it. Yeah, you can still do it. Yeah, or get some headphones. I like how quickly Hunter knew. Yeah, he knew. IT guy.

Are you keeping up with your time? What are you stealing, Hunter? Video games. No. Anime. No. I'm not going into this at all. I don't steal.

You don't steal. What do you borrow? He borrows headphones. and what do you borrow until it comes out for the public to see? What are you coming? Stand silent. Yeah. Old boys said Disney Plus too expensive and I want to watch Marble.

Oh my gosh. Oh, really? Hey, y'all remember them VHS tapes you could buy in the big cities of like Toy Story 2? But it was really just some small person filming in the back of the movie theater. Then they went and made copies of it. You didn't have any of those? I think you were a dealer of some sort. Oh, I was.

Yeah. My mom sold some stuff on eBay, son. we've already been down to Dale Jr. Yeah. You ever sell belly button rings? Do I look like I sell belly button rings? Yeah. Actually, they would be called vintage now.

I do not sell belly button rings. My mom used to sell them on eBay. Yeah, Del Earnhardt and Del Jr. No offense to your mom, my character, for me as a male, I don't think I'm ever going to sell belly button rings. I don't think Janice was modeling them. I think she was just a broker. I like to sell stuff I like.

Oh, no. I don't personally like belly button rings. In the words of Big Dave, as long as it ain't illegal or immoral, we'll sell it. We'll put a sticker on it, baby. Yeah, there you go. All right, well. You want a belly button ring, hit up Janice. Yeah, for sure.

We'll find you one. Yeah, may have to take some big ends up. Janice's belly button rings on eBay, one, two, three. We don't do that anymore. Okay. Is this the end? I think so. But then I just got a mental image of a honeyhole belly button ring.

Oh, that would be so tight. Dude, yes. And it has like a regular belly button ring, but then it has, has like a little croppy hanging that jiggles every time you walk and a treble hook yep you can do a spinner bait one too oh that would hurt if you do it right though like you could cut out the name honey hole that way it would get a sunburn and it'd be like a tattoo for when they take it that that would be cool like you'd have a little tan honey hole I never I'm I'm going to wait too far I don't even the people even do belly button rear do it do a thing I don't even know you know hunter shaking his head

yes I'll be at Disney World next week and I bet you I can confirm or deny belly you can document I mean, you can just use a croppy jig hook and just make your own belly button ring. Hebrews 1036. Man, that's a... Straight to the verse after that point. That would hurt. Y'all be sure to... I don't know.

Verse of the day. We're just going verse of the day. Hebrews 1036, you need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised. I feel like that fits today. That does. Some people didn't persevere. Right.

Got put on blast. Some people did persevere, lost 100 pounds. some people just persevering every day and sending us Bucky's treats. And to quote, a favorite movie of the Duck Call Room, endeavor to persevere. And dope.

We'll see y'all next time. Right here in the Duck Call. All right, boys, I got about 10 pairs of socks that we're going to be seeing here lately.