Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Convinces a Waitress He’s Homeless

Episode Date: October 21, 2021

Uncle Si convinces a waitress he’s homeless. Godwin meets a fan at a gas station and gets a gift that keeps on giving. Si is on a biology kick and shares the coolest facts about the animal kingdom. Martin expresses his love for Buc-ee's. John-David takes a trip to the zoo and reignites the black panther debate after Si misidentifies an animal. The listeners alert the guys to a new treat that will make the holidays a little sweeter, and the boys pick their wrestling entrance themes. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, hey. Hey, this is how we start. We're back. The size is so fired up, he ain't even got to have his head gear on today. I like that. That's good. I'm putting this on Instagram. Instagram.

What are you thinking, boy? What are you putting on Instagram? Who knows? And that's always a bad thing when I can think. Well, Cy, welcome back. I know you had a long weekend. I have. I went to Texas first.

Went to Texas. My daughter talked me into doing a thing over there. Uh-huh. And I'm glad it did because it was a good event, okay. It was for, she works for six stones. Okay, and they've got like 5,000 volunteers that go out and refurbished homes. Yeah. For people that hadn't got the money to get it done.

That's pretty neat. So, no, no, that was cool, okay, because it's all about being the hands and the feet and the heart and mind of Jesus. here on this earth. That's right. And they do an excellent job, and God has blessed them beyond measure. Good deal. Okay.

So, because the lady, the CEO, gave me a tour of their warehouse. So you went and helped them raise money, or did you go help them remodel a house? No, no. Both. Oh. Both.

Because the volunteer shows up, you know. So, no, it was a real cool thing to be part of it. Yeah. I really enjoyed it. Then me and Philip come back, drive back from Texas on Sunday night, or Sunday evening, get up at 4.30 morning, Sunday morning, catch a flight going to Tennessee. Louis is in Tennessee for Monday for the Dogs of War event.

Okay, which is for veterans. Service animals or something? Service animals or? No, no, that's just the name of them. Dogs of War. Okay. but it's all about veterans raising money for me. I got you.

So that was a good event too. So you was a fundraiser this weekend. Yep, enjoyed both thoroughly, okay. But I am wore out. Are you? Yeah. But I got about what? This is what date.

20th? 20th? I got what, 10 or 31st, 11 more days of October and I am somewhere ever, ever. Sidebacking them Duck Dynasty days, please. Yeah, I'm on the road just, uh, Who's doing that to you? No. My mother done it.

She named me after Paul's traveling and companion in the Bible. And I've been on the road ever since. Got on the road. On the road again. But that's what I've been up to. It was an enjoyable time because it was both for good causes. Okay. Well, me and Guy Wond had one this weekend too down there in Pace, Florida.

We went to a sportsman's giving back event that they have at the local Baptist church down there. And it was good. 11 hundred people. That's a good thing, okay, because everybody looks at how bad this world is right now and all the trouble we have. There are still good people on this earth. Everywhere you go.

That are still trying to do what's right. Yeah. America's awesome. So, you know, and look, we never get to your credit for nothing. Good people don't, okay. They always want to show the bad side of everything. Wow. But that's neither here because you're going to get me started on something.

where all I want to go. It's the same old deal. Squeaky wheel gets a grease. Good people don't make no racket. Well, that's like that t-shirt I've seen a woman wearing talking about, well-behaved women never make history. Uh-oh. Thank you.

Because she said that's why I ain't going to be well-behaved. Boy, it's cool. I'm fixed to make history. Oh, Mary made history. Yeah. She was well-behaved. Well, that's why they say rarely. It does happen from time to time.

But rarely. Yeah, rarely. But look, Gawin, so we stopped. Uh-oh, he fixed, he fixed, throw you on the bus. No, I ain't throwing him under the bus. I'm going to let him tell a story. I just go, I'm going to lead him into it. We're on our way to Florida.

Well, we left just too early to eat lunch, but too late to eat breakfast, that kind of time of day. So about 2 o'clock on our travel down, you know, doesn't have a little hunger. So we, somebody's running. We stopped at a gas station. Yeah, somebody's rumbling. We stopped at a gas station, Calvin, I'm going to let you take it from here.

Oh, yeah. We stopped at a gas station, and I went over to the, what do you call them, the county where all the foods is. It's a hot deli. They had a hot deli. Oh, okay, okay. You know, like fried chicken. And I'm like, I don't know about this, but then I see this sausage sandwich. Uh-oh.

And I said, I told the woman, she looked, and she said, you look familiar. I said, I'm a professional Basket Weaver. That's what you told her? Yeah. She said, well, you look, I said I worked for a duck coming out. Oh, I knew it with you. And she went to grab, you need one of these.

Oh, you need this right here. Oh, she went to work then. Oh, yeah. Get you what you? Yeah, okay. She's bailing my sack up, and I ain't got my salmon yet. And that's what I want. And it's, well.

Woman. She said. You need some of these poppers. We usually sell them four of her, but I'm going to give you two of these. And she put them in there, and I said, can I have that sausage sandwich right there? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Throw that sauce. I got in there.

It was like when I opened that bag, we got going down the road to open up bag, and I looked in there. It was just like Christmas. It was all wrapped in Lernerham on Fall, so I didn't know what was in there. I just went to eat. Look, Galvin in the front seat of my truck was like playing, let's make a deal. Yeah. Like, he just, he didn't know what was behind door number two. That's right.

Give me door number two there. But he was going to eat it. Oh, he smoked it. It was fantastic. But look, I saw all the commotion going on in there while I was pumping gas. So your boy reached in his pocket and grabbed a face mask. I was like, yeah, okay, let me get in and out of there while Gobwin's got him distracted. So I just got me a pack of crackers and a bottle of water and went on about my

business. Yeah, well, you got choked. And, but boy, I got tickled. Galvin come out there and just kept pulling up balls of tinfoil, but this old lady, Doug, put in there and gave him everything but his sandwich. I heard half of the conversation while

I'm over trying to check out. I'm like, you got, you got, you got to have one of the opposite, but I, uh. Guy was trying to tell her, hey, I want the sausage sandwich sandwich, woman. She was going all around it. Hey, you're, I like it.

Okay. back away. Mine is, we finally, the guy said, hey, y'all mind if we go over here, they're having a little get-together, you know, and I said, well, we got to kill time, yeah, we can't check in the motel till three, yeah, go ahead. So we go over and it's a little restaurant, you know, and Philip had done been telling the guy, man, I'm starving death, yeah. So we go in there. Shocker, Philip was just looking for left-o-offs again. So the lady, the waitress. He was looking for a doggy bed. Yeah, the waitress comes up, and she said,

you kind of looked at it like that and she said are you him you're not I said no I'm a homeless guy I said I don't know who these guys are here they they picked me up on the street in Nashville I'm homeless yeah she stopped she stopped turning out was gonna go back to where she was working yeah and and Brian started laughing then she turned back around she said what are you laughing about that ain't funny he's homeless and then he cracked up but that's my line

no I'm just the homeless guys that these people are real nice and I thought it was really nice that bring me to a restaurant and you're going to feed me yeah yeah that's just people loving on people right it is people loving people boy it is awesome though I mean we appreciate everybody I mean if it wasn't for them

we couldn't be running around the country doing what we do No, a big shout out, big shout out to the Buckees down there at Gulf Shores. Oh, yeah. They had fresh biscuit sandwiches at like 11 o'clock. Oh, we dough pop them too. Hey, Bucky's expanding. Yeah. Yeah.

You do know that, right? Oh, I'm aware. You used to it was only in Texas. Yeah. They got one in Florida. Well, hey, they're skipping over us, and I'm not okay. They got some coming in Tennessee, too. Downing Pines exit.

Oh, they got one here? No, we got one here. We need one. They got them dots, honey, ma'clock. Downing Pines exit. We got the land for you and everything. JD's talking about he's even got the spot for you. I picked it out.

Well, Buckees, they're like our friends over at Yeti, who has a whole world convinced ice is expensive. Buckees has you feeling like, I need to spend $100 while I'm in here. Oh, yeah. And when you leave there, you smile. You're like, you know what, that was a great experience. Everybody you look at coming out the door, they're just happy.

They're just happy, happy, happy. I'm thinking about going there just for Christmas shopping purposes. You could finish your Christmas shopping in that gas. And gained seven pounds. Yeah, and everybody at Christmas would be like, man, John David's awesome. He got me a great gift. And I'd be like, yeah, I got a gas station. They're brisket.

They got them little cashies with that stuff all over and that wrapped in that. God was getting into specifics. Oh, man. Man, you want to do another road trip? I do. Go to Bucket. There's a closer one than that one, though. We can go to Terrell and that amount.

That one and Terrell. That's just an amazing place. It really is. But they got it figured out. They do have it figured out. Clean your bathroom and have everything you'd want. And have it super bright and friendly. It doesn't have to be dim, dark, and, you know, like the sick and the shut in.

And you ain't got a wait in line to get gas, neither. A dungeon, yeah. There's 999,900,900. 99 gas pumps there. That's a bunch of them. And they're all full. Yeah. Because when we were driving through Texas, we stopped there.

Now, I told Philip, hey, there's too many people here. Go somewhere else. Too many people. See, but there's not. There's really not. Because there's plenty of room for them. Yeah, no, they're there. And they can run you through there like cattle.

It's incredible. Bucky's hats off to you for the business model you run, guys. All right, let's take our first break. We'll be back. First break. We love it. We love it. All right.

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Support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. So, Guy, when you weren't here last, last time, you was gone with your woman deer hunting. Yeah. So you missed the big deer hunting story with Storn and BK, but I know you've seen it and heard it and all by them. I got pictures. But how was hunting with your woman up there in Arkansas?

Man, it is awesome. You went to Jeff. Yeah, it went to Jess with Paula, but, man, just seeing her material as a hunter. I mean, we had six bucks on us. Usually every time, if there's horn showing. She gets excited. I'm talking about this much horn. Yeah, yeah.

She gets excited. You'll see that bow come up. I said, so what was your mind? What was going through your mind? Why did you say no to that dude? That was a pretty good eight point. And she said his body was too little. I said, okay.

She was looking for a man like you. Hey, that's right. Edgimication. Yeah, okay. Edgimication, boy. All right, yeah, buddy. She said, do you could, you imagine and I ain't even talked about this to her she said do you know what he would look like next

year I said did you say you know what he would look like in flower yeah yeah right do you know what yeah we saw a whole family raccoons other night while we were while I was hunting with brittany and and she said look how cute they are I just want to hold one I said a raccoon yeah I said you want me show you one up close and she said what does that mean I said you know what me she said you better not well that rascal's eating all my corn that pop him in the head that corn doesn't got

that corn's as expensive as a rabbi now I mean it's like you hold on down there you little rascal well we sing raccoons too and Paula made the comment that the night the next night we only

seen two yearlings and no bucks and no raccoons She said, you know, usually when I kill a deer, there's raccoons around. She said, that's why we didn't see none. The raccoons didn't come out. So if the raccoons are moving, the deer moving.

So by Paula's logic. She wants raccoons there. Yeah. I can't stand them. A raccoon? Yeah. I mean, the raccoon has bounced back as well as anything from our conservation efforts for deer, turkeys. Yeah.

And people don't like to see. it, but you got to control them rascals too now, because too many of them is a bad thing. I got a problem. When you're seeing 20 or 30 when you sit on a deer stand, the population

is too many. And you get the awesome opportunity to take a kid and let them whack one and skin it out and make them their own cooen skin hat. Thank you. Because everybody needs a coon skin cap on their kid. It's funny and a 30. And an adult.

What's that call? Me and Philip just ordered. No, I ain't no second. Well, you already said it all. I always said I ordered five. You got one for each of us? No. I got one for me and then Philip and somebody else.

Well, that's only three. I know, some other people. I thought you got me one. I was going to say, get the big boar if you got me. You ordered a Coonskin hat? Yes. And hey. And hey, they're proud of them things too.

Oh, you, because you were just in Tennessee? Uh-huh. No, he just wanted one. I just wanted one. Where did you order it from? I ain't going to tell you. Daniel Boone. Amazon.

You can get anything like Amazon, son. Folks, don't get it confused. Also known as Si had somebody order that for him from Amazon. So you just got bored one day and said, hey, somebody ordered me some Coonskin hats. Well, he got jealous of Phil's Beaver sucks. No, no. No, no. Hey, what?

Oh, Phil's got, no, he's got boot liners. Beaver insoles for his boots. Did we all know this? Yeah. I don't think I knew this. That's the warmest fur out there. Look, and the only waterproof fur out there. Yeah.

And that's on Amazon? I don't know if you can get them on Amazon. I don't know if you can't probably get them on Amazon. You have to look up beaver insoles. Yeah, Phil's got them. There it is, boys. Davey Cracket. The Davy Cracket.

Oh, Davey Cracket. It ain't Cracket. I mean, that's only a $14. Well, hey. But you need to do it yourself. Well, the price is dropped out of fur. If that's only $14, that's the L cheap old. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, because, hey, mine is expensive. Oh, here you go. Here's just a $63 one. Did you get an actual? How much did you buy? Hey, get it out of the muck. That ain't terrible. That one was a cheater.

It said rabbit fur top. Yeah, yeah. So now they mix. Hold on. Now they mix and out of them. Now they mix and match it. How much did you pay for this? I paid way too much.

I just put it that way. I mean, I used to have a sweet hat that I bought from Russia. Oh, I had one we made. Yeah. That was rad. He's something out. We caught it in a steel trap, okay, which is legal. Yeah, 100%.

You're in the wintertime. 100%. Okay, we skinned it. It's legal. Let it dry, salted it down and all that after we scraped it. Do you chew the hide? No, no, I couldn't get nobody to do that for me. But anyway, we did, and then we sold it together.

and read the real. I think most rednames had a right of passage of making a coon skin hat. Like, I know I did. We did it. And then, you know, Adam Laroach, one of our buddies, he had the makings for making squirrel boots, squirrel moccasins. So when I first started going up there on the Buck Commander stuff, me and his son, Drake, he's about five, four, five. You all was after squirrel, wouldn't you? We was after squirrels with a single-shot cricket.

So Drake can make him some squirrel shoes. I could say Drake wearing squirrels shoes. Yeah, squirrels. A squirrel ain't big enough for your shoes. I would just say, oh, he would have to kill a pousel of them if he made his. Yeah. On them big 14s he got. I know.

Hey, hey, it takes a lot of foot to hold this up now. Oh, no. Well, hey, I'm just talking about you've got plontoons, boys. I do. Plontoon. But I still sink in the mud. He still sinks. He still can't be able to walk on water.

Yeah, no. I ain't been able to do this. that but yeah i mean that that just makes it that teaches you at a young age why you do what you do well used to you know okay because all of my uncles hey i caught fish on this color yesterday you caught you fish on that color i got to have it what color i just say mermaid mermaid yeah what what uh wait well this is just the bodies the croppy magnet body oh the body they wanted something little yes well i just saying you Where did you go fishing?

Dollarbone? Yeah. What do you use? What weight? Jake. I used six stank yesterday. Oh, one six stint? Mm-hmm.

Being stolen, you used 30 seconds. Oh, boy. All right, well, let's take another break since Godwin had us down somewhere. That's right. I can't find beaver socks even on the internet. Ensoe. Here's a flash for you. That is the hardest thing to skin in the world.

A beaver? A beaver? He's a funny looking meat, too. No, no, no, no. Look. He's got what I call fingers on the inside of... On all edible is what I call fingers? No, no, no, no, no.

The beavers have fingers? This is just strips of meat all over him, okay, when you skin him, and look, toughest thing you ever want to... Because, hey, you can have a razor blade and it's dealt it after about three licks. Yeah, they got so much fat on it. And then you got to throw it away and get you a new razor. Yeah, that fat on a beaver will coat the blade,

and if you don't have like some doll and dish soap or something to wash that fat off your blade, you'd swear your knife was dull. No, no. But it's just that fat all over it. It's unreal. Yeah, it's incredible. It's a tough animal.

The most expensive fur or it used to be was river otter. Now, that's a cool critter if you catch one of them. If you trap a river otter. Anything that can catch a fish swimming. Yeah. That's a good fur. No, no. Think about that.

Anything that can catch a big old fish swimming? Yeah. Because look, we're duck hunting one of that in my mom. Lake. He's agile. Up in the tree. It would look like cowboys. Here they come.

There's about ten of them. And they align. They come out of the buck brush, and they go down the shallow end of the lake. Okay. And you see them swimming in a circle. And look, the circle is way big at first, but then it starts tightening up,

tightening up, tightening up, tightening up, tightening up, then when they get them where they just solid, fish they all hit them and one or two of them go catch a fish and then they're going to go to the bank. Teamwork. Everybody's fixed to have a just free fall. That story checks out. I've seen them do it too.

That was the most amazing thing to watch at daylight when just the sun just peeping up and on the water and here they come and they round them up. Well, if you bowl of the herd, you just sit on the bank and then ball them up and then hit them. And then the fight The fight that ensues once they get them to the bank Is incredible It goes on 15, 20 minutes until they eat him And guess what?

Then here they come again, the line of them, and they do it again. They're all friends again. Yeah, if you have like a stock pod or something that you... You've got to get rid of them things. It's amazing. They will eat you out of house and home quickly. Yeah, they'll empty a pond. Quick.

Quick. If it ain't big, I'm talking about how a small. pond. No, they'll clean that sucker out and move on. Clean it out. Moves them next one. Fair bears are cool, though. All those old animals kind of make you.

Hey, and them suckers are slick. Okay. You know, most people say, well, you hurt them little defenseless animals. Number one, you're showing you eagles because they ain't defenseless. Thank you. Hey, them suckers are slick. Hey, that's slick. Hey, that's why the word goes, that old sly fox.

okay that's where that come from they got it up here and they know how to you know he didn't get that because he's dumbed he didn't he can't steal them chickens being stupid okay you old sloaf he probably catch eagle but hey they are hilarious to watch foxes oh yeah i was watching one in germany hunting one time look and this is just a beautiful place What an incredible way to start a story. No, no, no, no, because... I was watching this fox in Germany this one time. I'm looking over like a big, beautiful hayfield, this solid green,

and then I see something come out way out of the wood down there, about 300 yards away, come out, and then... I can't see him for the grass is so tall. But then at once in a while, you see... Jop! Okay, and you watch him, he's coming straight toward me. I walked in, it was heavy dew, you know. So my trail, you can see where it comes through

because it's just a B down path where the dew was. This thing is, boom, boom, boom. And what he's doing is, he's jumping. He sees or hears a mouse, and they jump about five feet in the air, and then come down on him and catch him. So he's doing this. So he's doing this, and I'm sitting there watching with binoculars.

And I said, oh, when the. The blockers come on my trail. I said, okay. I'm fixing to find out how slick these suckers are. Son, he jumped and hit my trail, and he was in the middle of the field, had about 150 or 200 yards ago, and it wasn't done this anymore.

Hey, all you could see was the grass moving. He's gone. Boy, you wish to have a long stick every time he jumped up, you bopping. No, no, but they were hilarious. watch. Oh, yeah. That's like...

That behavior is called mousing. That's what's... Mousing. It's a mousing. It's a mousin. Hey, same thing about a great horn owl. He does that too. He's got three

different ears. So I've been on an animal planet. No, no. This was the coolest thing. Look, this was the coolest thing to see them explain and then watch it in the while because they had filmed when they were discussing

it. He's got three years. One of them is to hear a sound. The other one is to, like a radar, zoom in on it. The other one tells him if there's snow on the ground, how much power he's got to use to get to the mouth under the snow. And people say, well, wait a minute. This is random.

That's design, folks. Okay. You mean that didn't come crawling out of the ocean? Yeah, that didn't crawl out of the ocean as an amoeba. Okay. Amoeba? This is a fine-tuned killing machine, okay? Them great horned owls is rough on our ducks too.

Oh, no, no. They are a very effective duck predator at night. Hawks are rough on the squirrel population. To quote one of my favorite movies, the field mouse is fast. But the owl sees at night. No, no, look, and here's another amazing thing about them. They're like that A-10. It don't make any noise when it's flying.

Hey, that story checked out because we're standing in the Utah, that dried lake. The salt flats. Yeah. Yeah. We're out there. Okay. About 10 of us when we're on a maneuver in the desert maneuver in the military. something shadowes over us and we look up and an a 10 warthog is banking over us about 20 foot high

and you never heard him and he never made the sound we was all dead if we was the enemy okay because he was there boy next thing you know you got real hot yeah yeah yeah I told whoa you know good creep where that way didn't come from yeah what was that but I'm back on the design okay they back on it Yeah, that's the, it's like the shark. You got to realize the shark, okay. He's mainly just full of teeth, okay? His front part of his body, he's like a buzzsaw. Okay, if he breaks one of the ones in front, guess what is on?

The next one. Hey, this one falls out. If he breaks it, it'll fall out. and then the chain will run a new one to fill the gap, and another one will grow in the back. Imagine how broke dentist would be if we could do that. No, no, no. You got to think about how cool that is.

Oh, it is. He ain't never down, okay? Well, same thing. His killing, this killing machine is always first rate up to deal and just go get them, boy. And you know why they're honoring. because they got all them teeth and no tooth. That's another great movie.

And no flaws. Have you been watching a lot of animal planet? Oh, yeah, you ain't never seen a great white? What? Sitting there with a toothpick in his tree of teeth. I haven't seen that. That wasn't a toothpick. That was the poor animal's ribcage.

Yeah. Well, hey, he was using it as a toothpick. Sy with the little biology last year. Oh, no, I love it. All right. Then he's right. Yeah, I do. I watch the Nature's Channel.

A lot. Okay. Because they got some, they got some amazing stuff they put out. They do. It is true. They really do. I always wonder how long they have to sit there to get some of them shot,

something like. Planet Earth took like years. Well, that's show. Hey, since you brought that up, the coolest video I ever watched was about Beavers. And this guy said,

hey, to get the footage he got six months. Six months. He said in a tree stand, six months with a long range camera. Okay. So look, the water is about this wide, okay, and about two inches deep. Just a trickle going down through the woods, a little creek.

And that long-range camera is seeing something, you can't even tell what it is. All you can do is you can see something moving, coming towards you. And it finally gets to you. It's two beavers. And they're walking in this water, okay? They get to this point, and it shows them start building the dam. Okay. Six months later, six months later, okay, there's probably 50 beavers, okay, and they have built a dam 20 foot high, about 800 yards long, okay?

And there's about a 10-acre, beautiful lake behind this thing, okay? and there's moose and ducks and geese and fish splossing and just made just beautiful habitat okay for wildlife and it started with two started killed all them trees okay well I saw them trees down with their teeth that's amazing there you go you know and hey look the reason they have to do the tree deal if they don't it'd be like the saber tooth tiger yeah they just keep growing their teeth would keep growing That's why they got a knoll stuff. And that's why rats know on everything.

Yeah, okay. All right, well, we don't been down a nerd bag. Hey, I don't. Let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. I went to the zoo this weekend, and I learned more today than I did on Saturday. We might as well.

So y'all have all thoughts about what y'all did this weekend. But this weekend, I took my children to the Monroe Zoo. And they have a Black Panther. You need to take Jason Robinson, load him up, take him to the zoo. I have pictures. You just said he was a dog. Yeah, you said it was a dog.

You said, there ain't no cat. That ain't the picture they showed me. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no. I looked at it very closely. Okay. Look, look. What is that?

This is his first confirmed big black cat. I'm going to put it on the big screen. No, that's a dog. That's a dog. Hey, that's it. I see a dog. And you saying, you're saying a black path?

I got to ask you a question. Is that his eyes looking this way? No, he's looking the other way. He was it. Well, no, one I thought it was the dog. I thought the two yellow things was the eyes. No, it's leaves on the ground. He opened his mouth and everything for him.

Wow. But I couldn't get a good picture. Well, you got a pitiful. I don't believe it. He don't believe it. I will take you to this. We don't believe it is. Hey, I'm going to put a Jason Robertson because I'll have to go out there

and actually see this sucker in the cage. He's 10 minutes away. No, that's a dog. Look at this one. Hey, here's this one of these. This is just proof. I'm putting it up. I got a video.

That, hey, eye witnesses are no good. Yeah, because you're sitting there looking at a confirm. No, no, I'm serious. That's why they, that's what cops will tell you. I wouldn't this are, no, no, no, you're too many of them. Unreliable. Unreliable. Unreliable.

I'm so sad right now. If the glove don't fit. Well, no, no, because I thought I was looking and I'm looking at something. Who showed you the picture? Just like last year. You sent it in a group text. He don't have a phone. He was with Philip.

Are you kidding? No. Isn't that who showed it to me? Yeah. Okay. Well, who else were you with? Well, hey, I didn't know. I didn't know.

I don't remember who showed it to me. I just said, he said, is that a cat? I said, no, stupid dog. Stupid dog. I'm so. Hey, look. They're trying to fool me again. No, I'm not trying to fool you.

No, he was actually trying to make sure your story checked out. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Look, I thought them was eyes. I thought them was eyes. Now, that's like last year we was hunting. Look, watching. Just before we went to the deer stand, we was watching outdoor television,

and they was turkey hunting. Oh. And Jeff said, there ain't no turkeys. I didn't say, hey, that wasn't a picture. You sent me, you big dummy. Philip had a bad picture. I can see him now. It's the same picture.

He's laying down, and then he looked, and then he's done this with his head. Well, I put that. I didn't see it with a big cat. I tagged you on Instagram. You didn't look. Well, hey, look, you sent a bad picture to Philip. I can see it when you zoomed in. That's that picture right there.

He sent. Well, hey, no. He got a way clear picture here. But that's the picture he sent. Well, I know it. Well, it looks like a cat to me. I still think that right there is a dog. It's the same animal.

That's the same. No, no. Now, we're the one, hey, that don't look like him laying down on the ground. The one laying in the ground. He's getting clear. That ain't that stupid. Yeah. Oh, that knock you out, boy.

So you're saying that that ain't the same picture. That's a Black Panther. That's there. Yeah. That's the one I, that's the same thing. Well, hey, it wasn't that clear than Philip picture. I know. Look, hey.

Because I seen the cat when you zoomed up, the cat done his head this way. He has a nice habitat. And so he's back in the Monroe. That's in the Monroe Zoo. It's a dog cat. No, no, you need to get Jason Robinson and make him a go. It's a cog. Slap him when you get there to wake him up.

Hey, look at that and tell me what that is. Is that a big black cat with a black long tail? Oh, it is. It's like the woman wouldn't a cool dress, black dress. Look, and here's a picture of my children at the zoo. To zoo, boys. Hey, there you go. See?

Look, right next to the Black Panther. I like it. Good for you. Oh, my goodness gracious. Not to know. The man who believes didn't believe. Well, no, no, because, hey, look, I'm telling you, that picture on Phillips is pitiful. I can see that that's a big old black cap laying down on the ground.

My video was better. I will say that. Well, no, no, hey, that was a bad. But when I saw the fencing, I knew what you were sending a picture. I was like, aw, this sucker, he don't went to the zoo. What does the sign say in front of the black cap? Yeah. Catwalk.

Oh, does it? It says what? What is the sign? What is the sign? What does the sign? What does a sign on the exhibit say? It says black cats. No it doesn't.

No, it says. What does it say? You've already admitted to this. What is it is? What is it is. What is it's a Mexican jaguar. It says black. Oh, no, no.

I know what you're here. It says black leopard and black jaguars. But I always saw that. There it is. Leopard and. Hey, look here. Okay, here's the truth about the thing. Uh-oh.

This thing, no, no, this thing is not standing up. Yeah. Okay. He is. But that picture. No, no, that picture right there is laid it down. But hey, if he stood up, okay. Mm-hmm.

Because look, I'll tell you, if Phil had not stayed at the boathouse with the lab, I would have said, hey, there's that stupid dog of Phil. He's let him out for some reason. Yeah. Because I'm looking at, what I'm looking at in the road was about... 70, 80 pounds. 135, maybe 150. Yard?

Oh, no. No, it's further than that. Oh, wait. No, wait. About 150, maybe 175. That's a big bobcat. No, no, 175. I was sitting in the middle.

No, time out. That's a really big black lab if he said he was going to have it confused with a lab. I mean, that's like a giant. Well, no, no, I'm just because of the color, though. Oh, okay. Because of the color. Not side, not to scale. Just the color.

I will say just the color. Okay. The Monroe Zoo. Look, this was 12 o'clock high noon on a blue bird day. Blue bird day, son. Okay, and he's in the middle of a dirt road and the dirt is the color of that top of that desk, y'all sits there.

Thank you. Okay, so this is black on light, you know, my dear white. Okay. This is just an animal episode. Oh, no, no. This is Uncle Si. Hey, we started. This is Uncle Siah wants to be Jack Hanna.

That's what this is. We're trying to get on NBC in the morning. You let the fool with them. I don't want to fool with him. He don't want to fool with him. I love watching. Hey, my, by the way, has Stone showed you the new picture of the big old bobcat he's got? No, but he'll be up here later today.

You know what we need. To go? To the zoo. We need sigh in that cage with that. Oh, we do. Thank you. Dear people of the Monroe Zoo. Yeah, we're going.

Louisiana Purchas, gardens and Z. Company move. I ain't getting in the cage without a lot of. What if they put him on a leash? Can we go and stand outside? There's a big old tiger. No. Wow.

But when you think about it, how cool would be have the big old black jaguar as a pet? Hey, I'm going to say something about that day. They think sweet pee is big. How would you like to be sitting in my recliner? Hey, take sweet pee-wee. I'm in my recliner that big rest of the leg off of my lap and I'm petty. They'd make a whole new Netflix documentary about you, son.

I will say something about that particular Black Panther. He needs to go to Stone's House of Pain. He's a little chubby. He has not been extras. He's the Basset hound of Black Panthers. But in fairness, if you're living outside in Louisiana and you're Jet Black with a bunch of fur over you, these past three months, you probably have.

You probably ain't moved much. No, no, no, no. You probably chased that shade around that. Oh, no, no, no, hey. He had a lot of shade. Out there that shoots anything and then grounds checked it. Yeah, no. And still nobody's come up with one of them.

All right, let's take our last break. We'll be back right. They had a big old elk at the zoo, too. But anyway, look. Would you like to stay on the subject of animals? Uh-oh. Well, I mean, we got to go to our. Uh-oh.

We got two segments left, don't we? No, this is it. This is it. We're done. We're done. You gotta be kidding me. Wow, what's he got? He got large cat escapes cage in suburb near Detroit, Michigan.

People of Detroit. Be careful. There's a, there's, oh, wait, they caught it. Never mind. Oh, yeah. Read the article, man. Carousal. What is that kind of cat?

A caracal. A caricle? Caricle. Yeah. A carol. Oh, that thing's pretty, you got green eyes. Greenish blue eyes. Yeah, they're a pretty cat.

Boy, you call it on the screen, let us see. He got out, but now... That thing is gorgeous. No, they're pretty. But now he's bad. They're little. They're not too big. I wish Chase would run into them one night when he's frog gigging,

shine that light and then put them eyes. He wishes Jayce would run into a mean cat. I bet. I love it. Meal. As the world leaders in large animals that are cats getting loose, I had, if one escapes in America, I'm bringing it up. That's fine.

But look, let's get in that inbox. Hello at Duck Commander. No, not Duck Commander. Hello at Duck Call Room. Hello. Hello. Number one thing we have to talk about. Why are you stuttering?

Before Stone gets here. Because look at what's happened in the world, Godwin. You're going to be happy with what has happened in the world. Godwin, do you know what we all love in this road? Oh, something is going to make us happy? This brought a smile to my face the moment. The 57 fans that tag me in this. Oh, we literally got 30 emails within a day about it.

And I have no idea how many messages and things I was sitting on social media about it. Which makes me proud. Thank you all. And that makes me proud because we are the world leader. Are we going to get to it? He's trying to get to it. I'm trying to pull it up. I open the staking box.

He's trying to keep me... There you go, buddy. He keeps trying to keep... Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got that. Little Debbie is releasing Christmas tree cake ice cream. I'm interested. Christmas tree cake ice cream.

You bet you. All of the... Uh-oh, no one in my eyes. My mouth is watering now. When I see something like that, there's no... Little Debbie releasing Christmas tree ice cream cake. Look, when I see that, there's no doubt in my mind. That the good Lord loves us.

Jesus loves us. How good it's going to be. I mean. When is it going to be released? November 1st. I love it. November 1st. I'm going to be lined up out of that.

Hey, that's going to give you a whole month. I know. Ain't that something? It's in partnership with something called Hudsonville ice cream. I've never heard of them. Good on them. They picked a winner. They picked a winning horse on that.

He picked a winning horse, boys. We'll be able to find it and pretend. participating Walmart stores. Oh, and they're bringing it to Walmart. November 1st. And I'm just going to let everyone in this town know. I'm a man who can get things that are hard to find. Uh-oh. Yeah.

It is what I specialize in. And then upsell them. So if you need Christmas tree cake ice cream. Or PlayStation 7s or whatever number of them. Or whatever might be coming out next. I'm going to have a freezer full. He ain't going to have it. Come to my house and we will barter over and I will eat.

Well, that's, that's going to go just the same way that black walnut ice cream goes. Gone. It's gone. You won't be able to find it in the store. Oh, we're going to find it. We're going to find it. And we're going to eat. I'm going to find it.

It's what I live for. Hey, that's why I told my wife you're on a search and recovery mission. For black walnut? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What if I go get you some? I usually go searching the story, but just an is searching.

What if I go get you some black walnuts and you? you have failed my kid's ice cream and then you put your own black walnuts in it. Well, no, hey, that wouldn't be bad. Oh, that would, oh, homemade. And then folks are black walnuts in there to it. Yeah, that'd be one to slap your mama, but hey, you wouldn't want to slap my mama

because she'd knock your teeth out. I don't even know what just happened. What else we got it? Homemade ice cream. So I asked a very specific question about worlds. Yes. How many worlds? All right.

Why would come up so far? Michael from Alma, Texas, says, Wally World Wally World, which is Walmart Wayne's World and Boy Meets World Maybe I need to specify a little more I said real

I said real worlds well Wayne's world and Molly World yeah they do Tyler Tyler says One's world that he does know that this is real is that this is just his woman's world and he's just living in it Okay yeah

Now, hey, James figured out a long time ago. James Brown. Who? Okay, James Brown. But Jane Brown? He wrote a song about it. But there are some other ones. I'll give you a whole list.

He said, was a man's world. But, hey, he finally found it. Oh, I just saw somebody on our YouTube comments said, how could we ever forget Jep's favorite world, the world of Warcraft? The World of Warcraft. Yeah, warcraft. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, okay. This is games. Um, yeah. But no, I'm going to make you a list, of all the worlds people send it. Because there are some real ones, the cyber world, the supernatural world.

Well, they used it. They spelled a SI like you. Well, no, no, because I had said quantum leap to give them. Quantum leap. That's one of the cyber world deals. But social media world. Somebody ripped social media a new one. Physical, spiritual, microscopic, metaphysical.

Yeah. All sorts of stuff. Yeah. And then. Well, no, no, because I said my. Microscopic. I knew about it. Okay.

I said the unseen world. Yeah. And then we got. Okay. Look, the bad thing about it is, hey, and all these worlds we're talking about, there's things out there that will kill you dead. Somebody also, somebody also, they're in the world, wide web.

The world. Wayne's world. Seeing the unseen. So here we. The world of computers. I think that's the cyber world. Yeah, it is. Who knows.

All right, well, then we have another question, which is a fun question. Quinn from Idaho. Quinny Quinn, Quinn. That's where my son lives. Via Colorado Springs. Is that where my cousin lives? He wants to know if we were professional wrestlers, what song would we pick to walk out to? Thunderstruck.

Goblin has thought about this already. I have to. Thunderstruck? No, I like, let's see. Sweet Madam Blue by sticks. Do I want to throw? Every. Every rose had his thorn

would be a good one. Every rose has his thorn. Or a war. A war. That's a lot to wrestle. Yeah, because when I slam him down on the map, he's thorned. Tom Sawyer.

I'm sticking with sticks. What was the other one? It was another one I had and I just, the thorn got me off of it. I can't remember it now. I, the Tiger. Does Jewel sing? Is the Tiger?

It wouldn't be bad. Okay. Here we go. Hey, what are you rolled your eyes for? He said a big cat, son. He wouldn't be bad. No fighters ever walked out to that one before. No.

Well, hold on. What's yours? I don't know. Like, Deadliest Catch's intro? What? Wanted Dead or alive? Like Bon Jova or something like that? Oh, no.

Smashing pumpkins. That was the other one. The song that I was going to say to go out. Wanted Dead or Live ain't bad. Happy birthday. That's a good. but they sang another one that I was going to say and I can't remember what it is.

So I'm a cowboy on a steel horse I ride. On a steel horse I ride. All right. Anyway, that's what we got. I'd come out on a steel horse. There you go. See? It's not as cool as sweet.

Two before Duncan. Hey. See, I mean, sadly, I thought about that too. Dunkin's was a two-borm, bum. He walked out there with a two-four over his shoulder. It'd be hilarious, so if he just walked out like Taylor Swift. boom that's what people say

could you see me in a my fight uniform spades oh you would be the one and had the so spenders over the top too wouldn't you like the old school

oh yeah like a regulation wrestler yeah oh yeah I ain't on that speedo bag and I can hear the announcer now weighing in on this corner over here weighing in a total of 135

after we wet him down for two hours And 155 if you got the hump on us back. Oh, wow. He'd be hard to pin, wasn't he? Golly. One more email. One more email. I emailed this guy back, and we talked a little bit.

My man, Kevin, he just wanted us to know that we have a brand new listener. His son named Hallam, that he just had brand new baby. Okay. Baby did come early, so they're in the NICU, so he was just asking for prayers. What about? Kevin? Kevin. and his son, Halham.

H-A-L-L-A-M. Oh, Halim. I like it. Yeah, it's awesome. Well, congratulations, first of all. But I've been down the NICU road, and that is not a fun road to be down, and Parks and Rec got me through it, but we're helping him through. He listens all the time, so we appreciate you, Kevin.

We'll be praying for you. Absolutely. And we are thankful for all those nurses and doctors that live in that world of the NICU. and I'm just partial. And again, congratulations to you of your wife. Congratulations, baby. It'll be a little rough road at the beginning, trying to figure it all out, but I know you guys will.

And once you're to the other side, you'll have a seven-year-old at the zoo looking at Black Panthers like I did. And correct, and you're saying that those aren't turtles or torches. Oh, yeah, he got mad. I was pointing out, well, you mispronounce what it was. Well, my Carter looked at me and goes, Dad, Dad, those are toys. Hey, they're listening and they're paying attention.

These kids are. Oh, yeah. So anyways, we appreciate all you listeners and emailers and commenters and even, even you mean commenters. But I got a Bible verse. Go ahead. Hammer. It's a fun one.

Have we ever been to judges? I don't think so. I don't think we've been on that bad. I've been before, Judge. And you will be before one at the end, too. All right, judges 15.3. I like cool old. This is just a cool Old Testament story.

And Samson said to them, nope, wrong verse. Judges 154. 154, boys. So Samson went and caught 300 foxes and took torches and he turned them tail to tail and put a torch between each pair of tails.

And when he had set fire to the torches, he let the foxes go into the standing ground of the Philistines and set fire. to the stacked grain and the standing grain, as well as the olive orchards. Whenever we get to heaven and we get like DVDs of things that have happened in the past, I really want to watch Samson catch 300 boxes.

I was just thinking when you read that, not only was Samson very strong. He must have been very quick. Okay, and with that, I'm on. Send us out with a bell ring, boy. That's before he got that haircut. That's it. That's why I ain't cutting my.

all right we'll see you all next time right here we can't wait