Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Cringes at the Amount of People Who Have His Face in Their Showers

Episode Date: January 4, 2024

Uncle Si can’t wait to hear about the surprise trip Martin took to make his wife happy, happy, happy. John-David feels like he’s seeing double after meeting the father of Duck Call Room producer and special guest, Hunter. Si thinks he’s cracked the code to make himself smell delightful to all the ladies and it’s not because of a certain bathroom product with his own face on it! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back. We're back. Are we good? Christmas break. It's been a while. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone. We had one. Hopefully it was good.

And most of the people I've talked to you so far is the pits. They got sick. That's a bummer. Yeah. Everybody, yeah, that's what I said. Before we got to rolling, I said, well, size is the healthiest one we got. We're in trouble. I feel great.

I feel great. I think I know what the problem with is with my voice. What? So remember how we talked about people jumping in ice water and the health benefits? Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. I now know. You did it?

I was too curious. And then you look on the social medias and everybody's getting these ice buckets for Christmas. So I'm like, you know what? I'm about to just start filling my bathtub up every morning with cold water and hopping in for three minutes. I think I got me sick. That's what I think. How did that? How did that guy?

I'll say this. I get it because you feel like you, when you do that first thing in the morning. Oh, it'll wake you up. You're like Rick Flair. Yeah, it'll wake you. You're ready to go. That's a bunch of bull crap. I did a polar plunge this morning duck hunting.

It didn't do nothing for me. It didn't do nothing for me. That was unexpected, sir. It was very unexpected, but it was very cold. It was very chilly. Yeah, it ain't, it ain't, you know, what people, you know, steak. That's the first time I've been wet, duck hunting and like, two maybe three years that's a cold that's a lot of lying going on because it ain't all it's

cut out you know made up to be what's that the polar plug oh yeah well so then on new year's day to me it all did hey you you know you just finally just showed you stupidity okay okay well never I'm not gonna tell you the next part of the story yeah go ahead I got an actual swimming pool that was way it was like 50 degrees really the water was wow and I just got in down to my I was like no this is supposed to feel good. That hurt. Yeah, it hurts. Yeah, my feet were in pain. Yeah. And all the, my nieces and my boys were sitting there like, what's he do? And then they were like, we want to do it. And my sister was like, you're not allowed to do it. My mom was yelling that it was going to kill me. I don't, she was like, he's going to put your heart to shock. And I was like, mom, that's not how water works. Yeah, it's not. Yeah. It's 50 degrees. We're not in Antarctica. But that's how us people in Louisiana operate. Anything below 50, we can't function. But anyway, that's why I sound the way I. But 50. But 50. degree water's cold.

Oh, I know. Oh, I got out shivering. For that fact, 65 degree water is cold. So, I mean, you get hypothermia in that. I mean, that's cold. My bathtub's 59 if you just fill it up in the morning. And that's right this time of year. Yeah.

But then the pool was 50. Yeah. And that hurt. So how are you feeling? Good, no bad. I got some stuff in my nose. Yeah. I've gained two pounds, so it's not doing anything for me.

I got tickled last night because we got back from the trip in Mexico. and you know you ain't had no American food in a minute. Yeah, you went to Mexico. Yeah, I went to Mexico for five days. But so we wanted some fried chicken. I mean, we ain't had no fried chicken. They don't have fried chicken in Mexico. I mean, they do, but they, I don't know what they use down there.

It ain't, I mean, whatever, it ain't peanut oil. Mm-mm. It ain't, whatever's fried in, it ain't peanut oil, because I tried that. But I guess they're tickled because we come back and getting fried chicken. And at like 7 p.m., the way, wellness center is just packed and I'm like I was like what in the world and then I was like oh it's January 2nd like these people still on that resolution hard drive by smoothie king at noon it loaded isn't it it'll be wrapped around the building yeah all you got is make it to February folks yeah you know

the smoothie king does 90% of their business from January 1st to January and I'm guilty yeah I'm I'm one I might give a smoothie today and I'm a wait in line whenever two weeks ago I could have walked straight in. I love people with resolutions, Vaya. Do you have a resolution? No. No. Yeah, not to get cold.

Yeah. In 2024, he doesn't want to be cold ever. Well, now the new thing is you have to have your word of the year. Yeah. Word of the year. Oh, yeah. Do you have a word for the year? Rest.

It's going to define your whole year. Rest. Oh, yeah. Sleep. Hey, nap. Mine is, hey, take it easy. Oh, he's got a phrase. Taking it easy.

You heard it here first. I don't disagree with that. Sy's word of the year is taking it. Don't ever get in a rush. Yeah. You drive like a maniac, though. That's your deal. But I'm not in a hurry.

No, you can be a poor driver not being a hurry. He's going to be early anyway. I don't know why he's in a hurry. That's the difference between being 30 minutes early and 33 minutes early with Sa. It's true. Well, that's just how. That was military. It taught them that.

Oh, man. That's what you're doing this year. You're taking it easy. But for those of you listening that ain't been to Mexico in a while, or maybe ever, that place like the Wild West, man. So, yeah. Was this planned? I didn't know you're going to Mexico. I text you about fishing bait, and it's that time of year, and you text me back from the beach.

This reminds me of my grandmother. What? Okay. I hope she wasn't there. Well, no, no. Hey, she was, though. Because I saw something that could. No, no, I'm just the opposite.

Okay. I'm a, I'm at, uh, stay at home buddy. You don't think I am? Well, no, no, but I'm just saying, hey, where are you going? No. Do you think this had any, do you think a trip during duck season to a warmer climate had anything to do with me? No, this was, this was for mom.

There you go. I was shocked. There you go. Yeah. Yes, this was all about Brittany, and we've made it over a year with the boys. Everything goes, we ain't really been anywhere. We've never been without them. Mom have a blast.

And Mom had a blast. Yeah, and that's it. So. I always like when people say, hey, you just don't know. I knew Mom before she was Mom. Yeah. Mom went and had a really good time. And it's a definitely different person.

Yeah. Okay. Mom written had a good time. I had a good time. I mean, I was missing Duck Hutton, obviously. Well, like I understand why you said it was like the Wild Wild West. Oh. Because now, I'll just stay home in the good old USFA.

Okay. Forget going to. It was actually a lot of fun. But look at this picture. My computer broke, by the way, and then it started working again. Now it's broke again. You'll be bang it. So I'll fix it for you.

Please don't. So look, yeah. So I send Martin a picture that, Nobody can see a fishing bait. And then I said, hey, Hunter's in here and he's actually going fishing. That's weird. Congratulations, Hunter. And then Martin sends me this picture of him and Brittany, just at the beach.

And that picture says to me, they ain't in Fort Walton. Yeah, I didn't post where we were because I didn't want anybody, I wanted everybody be guessing where we were because then I got a bunch of messages like for my fans and stuff. Are you around me? We're down in Destin. I'm like, no, I wish I'm not. Yeah, there ain't no buckies. on this ride. I could drive home from Destin. Like, it was, but it was a good amount of time. It was a

five-day trip. Like, you know, we were, so you had two travel days, so really three days. Mexico, baby. We tried FaceTime and the boys one time sent Wayland into a tailspin, so we didn't do that anymore. He couldn't figure out why we were in the phone and not there, so they're a little young for that. No FaceTime. Yeah, yeah, did that once, and then I felt really bad for my mom, who was keeping the kick because he went. He went berser. He wanted the fault. He wanted to come through the phone.

Like, I need mama. Not good. It wasn't really good for mom. Thank goodness she, like, thank goodness Brittany rallied from that. Because when she saw that and it was the first time we left, like, she's like, should we go back? Should we book a time?

Change the flight, Martin. I'm like, heck, no, we just survived a ride with our man Gomez. No, I'm not getting in another vehicle in Mexico right now for a minute. Like, my man Gomez knew the exact length of that van. Oh, they drive crazy in Mexico. Unbelievable. They just pull out in front of people. Like, no blinkers, no, they, you know.

Well, Sa does that too. But everybody does it. So it's kind of like it flows. I'm a good driver. And then one time we walked. I may drive fast, but I'm a good. One time we walked, like right down the street from the place we were staying, and I felt like I was playing real life Frogger.

Just jumping between cars? they ain't stopping i don't care if you're in a crosswalk or not wouldn't nobody stopping well before i became old and mature i used to pull out in front of people and people go they're going to hit i'm like no no they don't want to get in the wreck either yeah because if they were in energy that's their so you just there's a trust in mexico where you just everybody's trying not to hit each other and we're all going to go fast but every one of them got dense on the back end of them oh yeah and and every tail light has got red tape over it so i mean it's it's it's Mexico is bizarre, but we had a good time.

Well, that's where all the ducks are headed. Mission accomplished. Mom had a great time. Did you miss duck season? No. It's been so bad this year? No, I didn't. I mean, I'm supposed to say yes, right?

Well, Brittany's not going to listen to this. Good point. I need to make it seem like a bigger sacrifice to her than what it was. But no, I was glad to get that crap out of here. I finally had a reason to not wake up to go because I wasn't here. I did try to book a hunt in Mexico, but a duck yeah are there ducks in yeah they got teal and shoveler right now yeah yeah yeah but it was like a two-hour ride one way i was like that doesn't sound like something i want to do i would

have really enjoyed it if you came back and said you had to go duck hunting so you went to cancun yeah no no i just the two hour one way sounded like something that just sounded like a thing that could be fraught with difficulty and wisdom friend and federale's and and federale's and That's wisdom. I just was like, no, man. I don't ever want to hold a gun in Mexico. No. It's how I live my life.

Yeah. I don't know. There's times I wished I had one down there, but then I don't know what I'd have done with it. The problem is you're not the only one. And theirs are bigger. Exactly. Them suckers towed M-16s everywhere they go. You know that?

Their police ain't got no pistols. They got M-16. Or AR-15s, whatever you want to call them. I don't know the difference in them, but they one of them too. and they loaded to the hill to the hill but you know it's it was fun i you know one of them deals i did it for her it's the only reason i did it we had a great time we went with four other couples so it was fun it had to be highly recommended do something for your woman every once in a while that's kind of out of your comfort zone like a vacation in july wouldn't have been as

meaningful to her as me willing to give up five days of duck season so you know it's worth it In the end, worth it. That's what I'll say. Let's take a break. We may bring Hunter in or something. I don't know. Hunter, you're in here. Oh, yeah, we're down a man.

So just so y'all know, Philip couldn't be here. Goblin's got stomach bug, and I don't know what Stone's doing. So here we are. You got three of it. Donald's working. And we'll be back right after this. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up.

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Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Josh, are we ready? Now we got Josh. We can talk about Josh, too. Heck yeah. I don't know if we're talking about Josh. Oh, here we go.

Hunter's in this. Hunter. Hunter, Hunter stepping in. Hunter, your family's been visiting a while. Oh, yeah. They've been here all week. Or just my grandpa from Pennsylvania.

Well, what is this out here about a T-shirt? Uh-oh. Oh, we just go right into it. Well, no, no. Well, see, I actually got one from a fan. Okay. Very different than the one. Yeah, it's different than the one that, what,

grandpa was wearing? That's hilarious. It's very different. But I has a t-shirt with a Sasquatch on top of a rainbow and some mountains that says believe in yourself. That's right. Even if nobody else will. Okay. And that's fitting because I had two kids write me letters.

Okay. One of the young lady, I think, is 12 years old. And her parents, unfortunately, are having marital problems. And the D word is coming up. So we'll say a prayer for them. that they will stay, comes to their senses and stay together. Ouch. And then the other one, Nate, okay.

Nate, you're just going through you're a teenager for crying out loud, okay, and you're going through, you know, issues with your life. Okay, he thinks nobody likes him. Well, hey, look, you love yourself, okay? Don't worry about all these other idiots out there that you figure don't like you. Did we just do an email and mail segment without the main? I don't know why this read this. Okay, so you're just...

This is thoughts from side. Thoughts from side. Thoughts from side. But these two kids are having issues, problems, okay? And like I said, you're a teenager for crying out loud. Being 13's tough. Oh, no. Yeah, I remember it.

Hunter? It sucked. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Really? I don't remember this. Point blank, that's the night.

That's the deal. You said you was tall and skinny and everybody... I was never that. Yeah. I was short and skinny. I was tiny. You're, you know, you're feeling like you're all out there alone. And really, when it comes right down to it,

I used to tell my kids when they was fighting. I said, look, y'all don't understand it yet. I said, okay. But, hey, all you have got is family. It's family, and you're against the world. And the world's against you. So I said, it's us versus everybody. I know, everybody.

And that's the truth of the matter. Okay, because nobody else. Hey, everybody is selfish in the human race. Merry Christmas. Hey, yeah. You know, it's all about me, me, me, me, me, okay? And the rest of you can all, you know, I don't care nothing about you. Okay, and that's just being truthful, okay?

So, like I told my kids, I said, hey, look, you need to quit fighting and learn to work together. That's your sister. That's your brother. And, hey, that's all you've got. When mom and dad ain't around, guess what? That's the only person you can depend on. is your blood. Okay, because everybody else is against you.

There it is. Sounds like me and my sister. We never got along. No, no. You get along now? For the most part. Because you're a twin. Yeah.

Yeah. That's wild. I need to pay closer attention to you. Does she look just like your dad and act like your dad and hold her hands like her dad? Your dad? I don't think my dad holds his hands together. So the, so. I was fixed way when you talk about being a father.

It ain't all this touchy-feely stuff, okay? No, no, no, I'm saying. So I'm at work yesterday, and Hunter's grandpa comes in. He's not wearing a wacky t-shirt with inappropriate stuff we can't talk about with a fish and rod bending over on it. But he's wearing a normal shirt. But Hunter's grandpa and some... I don't care. We are going to talk about it.

That's right. We're going to go. We're going to discuss it. It was clearly bought at a love's travel stop. Anyway. I agree with that as well. Maybe Flying Jay. Maybe.

Hey. Probably not a pilot. Anyways. Definitely not a Bucky's. My grandpa's an interesting man. He is. Very interesting. And so then he shows back up yesterday.

I guess, what are you? I'd running yo-yo's? No. They, I think yesterday they were running noodles. Okay. They're getting stuff. They're going, but. Okay.

We were trying to do a little bit of fishing before he leaves tomorrow. But then this guy I've never seen before walks in and I'm like, what? in the name of Hunter just walked in this store. And I'm staying, and it's, I can't even talk to him because it's freaking me out so bad. I'm like, yeah, I know what you're talking about because I was here when his dad. Hunter's older cousin or like, brother. It's his father. Yep.

And it's so, but I'm like his manner, everything about him. I was like, like, the way he handed me his credit card, I said, well, get out of here, Hunter. Yeah. It's weird. You don't think I've ever handed you a debit card. But I, if you did, that's how you do. Hey, I know because I saw the same interaction in our break room up there as Hunter's dad brought him lunch one day. He's also like equally, if not worse, stop that.

I was doing the Hunter. Hunter says stop that. I love it. Well, he's also a bit like awkward and weird. You don't say. I love that. I love that right. Oh, no.

my grandpa's not. He's very outgoing. He's got a lot of, he was in the, he was in the military. So that probably had something to do with it. Um, yeah, that'll affect you. Yeah. Big down. Okay. But my, my dad, he's, he's a bit

awkward. It wasn't even it was just like every, like, you know, you see people and you're like, they're clearly related somehow. Yeah. And like carbon copies. If you've seen like, 100%. If you see like old pictures of him, like we look, identical. Like me now looks like him when he was 20. Yeah. Oh, it was weird. Does your sister at least

look like your mom? Or do y'all look to see? No. So your mom just carried you. I think so. But I take more after my mom. Like all of my like likeness is more from her. But all this is definitely from your dad. I don't think all the kung fu you're doing while you're talking. The boys got a lot of Italian name. I was going to pull my hands like right. Really. Just under the table. I don't know what to do my hands. I don't know. It's okay. Really, really Ricky Bobby moment. I love you.

You would probably be like me. I was telling a story one time and, you know, one time? I was into it. Oh, wow. What a lot. Take a shot at the star, huh producer? My wife grabbed my hands and for some odd reason I couldn't speak.

I just was. He went mute. He went. And she said, I learned something. I said, oh, no. That was the night the lights went out in Georgia. So, Hunter, I got a question. See, here's what Hunter did before I left on the trip.

He said, so is the building going to be open next week? And I was like, well, yeah, it'll be open. Why? He's like, well, I may need to come up there to get away from my family, like to work. Did you have to come up here to escape? It sounds like you had a great time fishing and all that stuff. So sounds like you all rallied and kind of liked each other. Yeah, no.

You didn't have to avoid anybody. That's an acceptable thing, though. What, to get away? Absolutely. I told him, it was like, yeah, it'd be. of them come up here. I get it. Like, I understand. That's why I live so close to. Even though I need to spend more time with your grandfather to be friends. I don't know. I want to go fishing with them. I got some

stories like I can't even tell right now because like I just want to go shopping in his shirt closet. I bet it's wild. It's just tight ice and inappropriate shirt. I know. I love I love shirts that have inappropriate things on them but are surrounded by very appropriate thing. So like does he have a shirt when he goes bowling? Because I know he bowls. I can see a bowler when I know one when I see one. I don't know if he's ever bowled. I really don't know. Man, Hunter's not all.

I bet his, yeah, never mind. Why didn't you ask him when he came in? We came and saw you like three times. I know. I was, first time, I was way too thrown off by the T-shirt. He was shell-shot. The second time, I was trying to figure out. He just couldn't get over.

Who time machine Hunter was. I couldn't figure that out. I was like, this is. So you got the rare experience of three generations of Hunter. Yeah, but on different days. Oh, they weren't all at the same time. I never got, I never got them in a room all at the same time. Okay.

So your grandad, is that your mom's dad this year? Okay, so it's a little different. Okay, yeah. Wow, Hunter, what a life, man. Good for you. When does he go back to Pennsylvania? He leaves tomorrow morning. Green Jeep?

Pretty fly. He was getting some work done on his Jeep, so he borrowed a friend's car on the way down. Hey, man, I need to borrow your car. I'm going to Louisiana. Yeah, he's getting it lifted. That's a friend. That's a good friend. Like to drive from Pennsylvania to Louisiana.

That's a friend. I mean, I need to borrow your car. I'm going like 1,800 miles. Yeah. Have you guys ever seen like, like, no. Headlight decals for jeeps or cars in general? Headlight decal. Yeah, like in 1998.

He's so excited about this. He's got like snake eyes on his Jeep now, like on his headlights. Like on his headlights. Like green snake eyes. I've never seen this before. Well, who was the kid who was worried what people thought about them? What was his name at 13? Nate, you need to take a book, a page out of Hunter's Grandpa's book.

And if you like snake eyes on your Jeep, because trust me, nobody else does, you do it anyway because you think that's cool. You're just doing your own thing. Well, they go in the dark. Snake eyes? Oh, yeah. You all right. You know that's sweet. They actually literally go in the dark.

Is he going to get eyelashes for it too? Yeah, hey, this ain't a movie thing. I think that's a bit far. You know, Phil. Oh, yeah, you're right, but snake eyes are totally no way. No, no. But I last just too far. No, no, because Phil found out, okay, the dogs were barking, Jesse.

And he's a snake killer from way back to his dog yet. That's true. So the dog was barking and Phil got his gun, you know, and the dog's under the house barking. And Phil crawled on the house and it's just dark under there. You know, and he's shining his flashlight back out in the back. And he said, I didn't know snake eyes actually glow in the dark like it shows in the movies. He said, I shined back there, and there was a big rattlesnake.

And that's all of it. Oh, yeah. Boom. Bob, pop, pop. Yeah. I don't think I've ever seen snake ice glow in the dark either. Oh, no. They do.

They will. You shine them with a spotlight. Yeah. They do. If you hit them with a headlight or flashlight, oh, yeah. Well, at night, I know his headlights are going to go through it. So, I mean, I guess they glow in the dark. Yeah.

It's evil looking, too. Big time. I don't go anywhere in the dark where there might be snakes. Hunter, keep your seat. Let's take another break. We'll be back. Okay. You ain't going to where.

You ain't going nowhere. Hold on. Yeah, I need to make that point. Because you said, so your grandpa drove a friend's truck down here. Was it the blue one? No. It was in the parking lot yesterday? So the blue truck is my dad's Ranger.

Rennan-na-na-na-na-n-na-n-h-n-h. And I'm sitting there watching him. I'm like, this is awkward. No. And he's just stuck there. And, you know, we got five parking spots. No. So I'm looking at him.

He's looking at me. So then I'm like, I gave him one more good what-for. And I was like, all right, let me go get the jumper cables. and I was like, you need some jubber cables for you? And he goes, nope, something with fuel pump. And then it fired right off. And I was like, all right, see you later. My dad does not sound like that.

Time machine. Oh, yeah, it was more like. Yeah, it was time to pump. Think it might be something with the, could be the fuel pump. I'm not sure. His truck. And then it fired up and left. And I was like, Time Machine Hunter's gone and out of my life.

I hope you can see him again one day. So it. But that wasn't the borrowed vehicle. No. I don't remember what the borrowed vehicle is. But your grandfather was able to drive. Yeah. That's a big deal.

Like, he just got a driver's license. Mm-hmm. Forget about that. Yeah. I mean, like that's... Like over the summer, I think. Yeah. First one?

First one? No, it's not his first one. Oh, it just kept getting taken away. Oh. And then you can return it. He's had of tanking away. Yeah. Yeah, you can get one back.

Oh, okay. I thought it's just because he didn't want to be tracked. or something. I didn't realize this. I could see him. He's made it and then he's lost it. This reminds me as a judge. Grandpa,

tell me about the good old day. But he doesn't do that stuff anymore. He's got his license. Yeah, he's doing good. Hey, I had a friend that used to buy beer with his passport. And you can't. And God knows now he'll be profiled because he got a snake eye, so he got to be straight. That's it.

Yeah, you can see that lime cream jeep from miles. with the green eyes coming at you. That thing's getting pulled over. I don't know if that's better or worse than my car. Better. So he got snake eyes put on the front. Did he get, does he put in like a no fear sticker on the back?

Does he blow into anything to start? Is your grandpa the guy that's got like the little man peeing on stuff on the back glass? Because that kind of, I mean, I could see him doing that too. So many questions. Like he's got a Jeep. Is he like,

you know, pee on a Ford, you know? Does he have a lot of bumper stickers? No. I don't know. Actually, I haven't seen that Jeep in.

six months. Okay. Sixt to eight months. Oh, he 100% does. Yeah. Yeah. You had a bumper sticker one time. Yeah, I never knew it was there.

Something about Cowboys. Cowboy butts driving me nuts. Somebody put that on there. Somebody put a white guy. I actually just figured it out this year who it was. Did you? Uh-huh. Who was it?

My buddy Ben Holman. Really? Yep. He said, we were sitting around talking about goofy stuff has happened to us. And I said, yeah, some idiot put a sticker on my truck one time. I said, and I don't know how long it was. there. And I said, there's Cowboys Butch driving me nuts. It was a white sticker on my white truck. I never saw it. I have no idea how long it was there. And then he just looked and had a grin

on his face. It's like, what are you smiling about? He said, I think that was me. And he said, really? I said, well, it fits. I mean, it fits your humor. So then he got his good one. Well, then he got his phone out and went through his Amazon order history, which apparently that'll say for at least seven years because he did it in 2016. He purchased that sticker. I said, let me see it. And I was like, yep, that's it. And I think I found it sometime in 2018.

So I don't know if he like got it in the day of and then put it on there or if it went a while and he waited. But it's definitely him. That's weird that he Amazoned it because to me that joke's kind of like Hunter's Grandpa's T-shirts. That's just something you buy on a whim at a gas station. No, Ben is. Not on Amazon.

He's like the ultimate suggested product guy. So I'm sure it come up. Customers also bought this. Add to cart. Add to cart. If you need to sell something, find out where the Holman shop and put it by the cash register. If you need to get rid of, he's that guy. Like impulse buy, boop, not a problem.

Instagram ads get me every time. Yeah. What's the weirdest thing you got on Instagram? Oh, wow. That's not. Right now I'm actually didn't buy whole body deodorant the other day. There was a commercial, there was a lady in a lab coat. I'm not saying the brand because they probably do podcast ads.

You're going to have to pony up lady in the lab coat. Is that how we get you to buy things? We just put on lab coats? 100%. If you have a lab coat, you're really smart. Anyway. We're just surrounded by space. They called it whole body deodorant.

And I was like, that's such a better system. If you just wash with a body wash that then is deodorant. And you don't have to do two things. but I don't know if that's what it is. It's better to do two things. But if they made it, I mean, it's 2024 for crying out loud. It's putting on deodor and just not a part of your routine. It is.

I mean, you make it sound like it's an inconvenience. Yeah, it is. Mine sits right there by my toothbrush. Yeah, mine too. And I have one at work and one of my backpack. So, I mean, do you want to like take a lufa to your teeth too to make them? I mean, are you trying to do this all in one stop? You know what?

If they admitted a shower. Yeah, we got one right here with Sice's face on it somewhere. Oh, wow. Oh, I got to go to story about that. Oh, wait. Not a neat. I'm just saying, before we go to break, if I could enter a shower and then exit, deodorized, teeth brushed, all the things, and it just be like, I don't like doing stuff

that takes a long time. That's why I don't shave. The quicker you can get ready in the morning, the better life is. So you have, like, the shampoo, body wash, and conditioner all in one? No, I just have a bar of soap. Oh, wow. No. Yeah.

He's not a bar soap in your hair. No, no. He's the man. He don't take showers. Wait, did you see he use a bar of soap in your hair? He don't take showers. He goes to West. There's so many conversations.

He goes through the car wash. He just said I go through car wash. He don't, hey, because he's too lazy. I just, that would be actually fantastic. You clean your car and yourself. No, no, because I, hey, I remember the guy looking at, he said, Sir, you need to roll you one to the other.

No, I don't. No, I don't. I need a shower. I'm not to that extent. You think the last time Johnny D. You're not far from me. You think the last time Johnny D. washed his truck is.

Because I tried to sell it. Yeah. You know for sale, Willie Robertson's truck. But he didn't wash it. He had a detailed big dog. I wasn't doing it. Yeah. No, I'm just, this is why I have this beard and this hair.

That's not me hating. Trust me. I don't wash mine either. I'm a one. one haircut a year kind of guy. The last time spent in the bathroom is the more time spent in joy in life. I worked with you. You spent more time in the bathroom than you did the office.

That's a different bathroom. That's necessary. You can't do that in the office. What does that mean? Two o'clock, man. Yeah, my man can set anything by his bowel schedule. It's wild. I was just fixed to say, hey, talk about two orange apples and oranges here.

No, it wouldn't either one of them. He will spend time in the bathroom. You'll throw up here now. All right. What are we doing? It's the back way. Yeah. Get yourself where you don't stink and move on.

Man. I was so sick for two days or a few days. I spent like three whole days in the bathroom. You've done my honor sick, J.D. No, I mean, I was trying to say I spent like three whole days just in the bathroom. And how miserable were you? Very. And I'm bad because I want them to combine body washing deodorant?

Yes. When was this? New Year's Eve. New Year's Day and yesterday. And you're sitting by them. Congratulations. What was it? Some kind of stomach bug, I think.

He's soon close. Did we take a break? I don't even know. Unbelievable. Oh, my goodness. What am I talking about? I was just in clubs at Mexico's around about like 5,000 people. Yeah, you're going to take.

I was at the Cocoa Bongo on New Year's Eve. I think, you know, we're good. The Coco Bongo. That plays awesome. It's like Cirque diso lay meat. It was crazy. Everything you're describing does not fit me. Look, man.

Them deadgum trapeze artists and stuff that that stuff, that, that stuff, my hat's off to all those people that can do that stuff. But they got that on TV. You ain't got to go. But it's way cooler in person. Oh, no, yeah. Yeah. Live is way better.

So you have a story about a lufa with your face on it? And your niece? Yeah, and my niece. Well, I mean, surely I know your niece. We was at somewhere. I don't remember where. I think it was in one of these Brazil restaurants where they bring meat on the stick. Oh, yeah, meat sweats, yeah.

Greatest restaurants on her. We're there. Like whole body deodorant. And she upset the whole restaurant. You know, she sucks out, you know, I got one of them body wash stings. What do they call them? A lufa. A lufa.

Talking about your face on it, she said, but when I got in the shower, she said, I just couldn't put your face. your face on my body. And I said, I don't blame you, Darn. I wouldn't put anybody's face on my body either. As a man who's sold a lot of sigh-faced lufas, I've never used one. So, well, hey, look. Y'all, and the whole restaurant cracked up.

Which niece? Amy. Oh, okay. Gember's sister? Yeah. I was like, you said, I just couldn't do it. She said, I had it all soaked up, and then I looked, and I said, no. Where is that thing?

We still have probably a truckload of them. I don't know, but we probably threw it away, honestly. It used to be like up here, I think. I could use it. Please don't. I don't like that. I scrubbed myself with Si. I think it'd be funny.

I don't like that. I think it'd be hilarious. There's people out there with it. Hey, here's it. I'm not even going to. I'm not going to pay on that. Now, the one that had K on it, that's too far. I'm not going to.

Like, that's not, that's not cool. I just like how Phil, who, who's not even seen a lufa had his face on one. Well, you gotta get there somehow. I'm gonna make an announcement right now. If you can send me a picture of a lufa with any of their faces on it, who all was it? Willie,

Syfield and Kay? Wait, timeout. You're gonna have to be way more specific than this. Like, you're actually using this loophole. No, you don't want a picture of them using it. Not using it. But they actually do use it. Like hanging up in the shower.

If that thing is still hanging in their shower. That's what I want to know. Are there anybody out there still using those lufas? I hope no. You were selling them for like tears. That is like, that's worse than a horror movie. I agree. That you're hanging in people's showers?

Put that on the screen for everyone else to see. I know. I mean, we're not going to zoom in. I shower with a side. No, you wouldn't. What? The lufa. He said, no, you wouldn't.

I played enough football I'm trying I don't want to hear that I'd take community showers yeah twice a week no yeah like if after this podcast

we all had a stall of showers in there you wouldn't go take one no no no in 2024 I'm pretty sure that's out yeah probably that's how we lived as kids but that's how my kid when my kids got to take a shower and I got to take a shower

I'm like this is just going to save hot water we're all dudes It's wildly inappropriate And they say a lot of crazy stuff And like start punching each other And slapping each other with towels It takes me back to high school Except they're nine and seven

Oh man I love it It's a good thing Life is good 24 is gonna be fun Did you stay up and watch the ball drop Sir? No I was asleep and hey You know I had a fast

Flashback to Knop Because all the fireworks She woke me up. There were some fireworks in this. You got woke up by something? Oh, yeah. That's crazy. Yeah.

Yeah, my wife, all my wife did was put her hand on me, he said, it's the fireworks, darling. That's scary. There were some fireworks at my neighborhood, though. Was it? Oh, yeah. But my kids stay, well, we did the YouTube last year ball drop for Lottie because she's only, she's about to be five.

And it was like, Happy New Year. And she was like, that was awesome. And she went to bed. And she didn't notice that it was last. year that was cool and then the boys actually stayed up to 11 but when you get like a nine and a seven year old up that late i felt like i was at a 21 year old party with my old drinking buddies yeah they get goofy they got weird yeah they were laughing just trying to stay away it was hilarious yeah i felt the same way and then l l cool jay came on the screen and it was awesome i taught him about

ladies love cool james what you know about l l l cool jay nothing i don't think i've ever heard of this He ain't heard of him, boys You've never heard of LL Cool J? Uh-uh Mama said knock you out No You've never heard the song Mama said knock you out

Forget Oreos eat Cool J cookies I'm bad No I I didn't I didn't really watch the There's a whole generation of people

That really missed out on Well they missed out on the rappers Okay That's what they did Let me tell you Mexico Stuck like 15 years ago I heard Now I'm interested

I heard the song whip and nay nay twice while there. It's just in passing. Like on the radio in the taxis. Watch me whip, watch me, nay nay. How long ago has that been? They were just listening to that. Yeah, they just play.

How's that, how's that dance go? Huh? That dance that goes to the song, how does it go? If there's one person in here, it knows, it's you, big dog. I'm not doing it. He said, he ain't doing it. I mean, you're going to set me up on it? I don't know.

I don't know the dance. Lies. I really don't. Really? I don't think so. Yeah, and I heard like 50, I've never heard like 50 cents songs. Those are great.

Those are good songs. I was never one to go to places to celebrate events that were loud. I'm loud enough by myself. I don't need big speakers to blow my ears out. Yeah. I like sitting around like a fire. Well, don't go to Cocoa Bongo in Cancun on New Year's Eve. All I got to tell you.

Deal. I don't think I'll ever do that. Actually, I highly recommend it. It was hilarious. Martin just sitting back watching the people. I sat there and people watched all night long. That's what you do. That's what I do.

I am a pro at that. I even have some videos. What of it? I can't put them on the screen. No, we can't put those up. No. My computer bro. No, I don't have, well, and I don't, I don't have consent of theirs, I guess.

But there were some people. There was his old man. When I say old man, I leave it. He was like, size age? Yes. Sitting at a table at Cocoa Bongo on New Year's Eve eating a hot dog. Well, that sounds, the hot dog part and sitting sounds fun. He is surrounded by people 20 to 40, just having the time of their life.

And my man sitting at the table eating a hot dog. Hot dogs are good. Yeah. You can just never know what you're going to see at that deal, man. It was crazy. I was looking for Hunter's Grandpa. Anyway. Let's take our last break.

We'll be back right after this. Hey, yo. The problem is I planned this whole thing to be around Godwin. But he ain't here. He ain't here. He got the stomach bug. Probably because it's cold outside. But there's literally somebody that's allergic to the cold that emailed in.

Allergic? You can be allergic to the cold. But we're going to save that for next time Godwin's here. But I'm still kind of like partly interested in how you're like what kind of. I'm probably allergic to cold. You're definitely allergic to work. Well, hey, that's a good thing. That's a good thing.

But yes, you can be allergic to the cold. Mander G. Krebb was allergic to work. How do you fix that? You just don't go get cold? You just got to stay in the warm. You just move? You go to the Coco Bongo. You move to the island?

I don't know. But anyway, I'm going to have to get back to that one when God went there. Yeah, okay. Because that one was the most interesting thing I think I read the entire Christmas break. And then I had like a really just weird question. that I kind of wish Godwin was here for too. But Vinnie in South Dakota, which is a rare South Dakota email.

Hey, pheasant country. Yeah, I would have not pegged many Vinnie's to be in South Dakota. I would have said, you know. Oh, so interesting. Charles. Yeah. A lot of Charles is in South Dakota. Anyway, if Si was an automobile,

what make and model would he be? Oh, so I go ahead. He gave me to my eyes. You want to answer for yourself? I'd say a green Jeep with snake eyes. Nope. Nope. Okay.

A 396 Chevelle, baby. I mean, what's a 396 Chevelle? Is that that yellow thing you used to drive? No, that was a Plymouth. Yeah. Fury. That was a hot ride, too. Oh, okay.

Has a five speed. You think that matches your personality? That's a race car. Yeah, it matched my person. You don't, you say I'll drive fast? No, man. like a clown car. I ain't no clown car.

No, I'm talking about you. Oh. Not the Chappelle. I don't need no clown car. I need a muscle car. You ain't got no muscle car. The car has it for me. Looking at you.

You're looking at you. 396 Chavelle buddy by buddy in high school. In the current state you need a... He bought a brand new one. Okay, come down. And we all drove with all of his friends. So I was going to take it easy with it. And, you know, we pull up to a stop sign, to a stoplight,

and the guy ribs his engine over there, and my buddy that owned the car said, he said, if you let that clown beat you, he said, I'm going to beat you half to death. Well, hey, he didn't beat me. There you go. See, I would say size more of an El Camino. An El Camino.

Oh, that was a cool car, because it's actually a car that they turned into a pickup truck. Yeah, business in the front, part in the back. That's kind of what side got going on. That's a good answer. Yeah. I would say he's like a small Tacoma with his face on the side of it and just a billboard going. No.

No. No. You're talking about Hunter now. What? Hey, nothing about Hunter scream truck. No offense. No offense. My first vehicle was a truck.

It was like 1995 GMC Sahara. It was awesome. Square body. 95, yeah. Anyways. So that's, you're still. sticking with a I'm staying with the 396 Chevelle, baby.

I'm giving him El Camino. I'm going to El Camino. I'm going with those misfit cars from cars too. Like the ones that were all mad, that they were kind of awkward. Yeah. What about the ones that change into superheroes? A transform?

You really think you're like, Bumblebee? Oh, big dog. No, I ain't, hey, I'm the main one. Optimus Prime, huh? The Optimus Prime. Right, I ain't old Bumblebee. Hey, I won't be the man if I'm going to be one. And again, another word that I'd never use, Prime.

You heard it here first, Vinny. And Si was a making model of a car. He would be Optimus Prime himself. Which, by the way, did you pirate coach Prime's saying for your billboard at the Honeyhole? That's not his saying. I changed it up a little bit. Business, baby. If you look good, you feel good.

If you feel good, you fish good. Hey. Has anybody, have any of your customers? Hey. It really hadn't had an effect on my customers. I was just wondering if they even looked at it. Oh, yeah. I get caught.

We got one of them weird signs on the side of the road, so I'm always coming up. So are y'all going to be like the next Elroyo that place in Austin that changes the billboard? I would love to be those people. Yeah. I'm just not that clever and I don't like changing the sign that much. Yeah. Say it was signs. It's tough.

It's like you got to come up with good stuff. Yeah. but look good feel good fish good the guy that painted that duck call room sign

he showed up the day after Christmas and gave me one for the honey hole oh that was him I saw you share it yeah it's it said our minas will catch fish or die trying

also a good sign yeah that's a good one that's a good one so yeah thanks for that man I meant to give him a shout out earlier well what you get for Christmas

Martin nothing the trip to Mexico he's got every no I trip to Mexico he's got every Every. What's a man neat?

A trip to Mexico. That's what I got for Christmas. That's a good point. My mom did give me a case of dude wipes. Very much appreciated. See, if you had whole body deodorant, you wouldn't need that. But even better, I've got mint chill dude wipes. So, you know.

Every time I bring up whole body deodorant, Beth like melts over there. Well, that's because she's from Canada. They ain't even got to wear deodorant up there. Don't get hot enough. They just all smell. That's right. They don't sweat. They don't sweat, so they don't stink.

What's right? Like, man. Whole body? No, you could use them as one. Both of them help smell issues, Beth. I don't know if you're aware. But you can run that. But imagine if we just combine all hygiene into one product.

That's why you need to use bourbon deodorant and the bodied spray. Bourbon deodorant. Time out. Time out. Yeah. Bourbon deodoring? Yeah. And the body.

So somebody come up, look in your arm here? You give them both equal shares. sir one of the four cents of whole body washed deodorant would be bourbon was bourbon he knows what he's talking about to buy some it was so expensive it's got to work oh no no it's hey it was a gag gift from al and lisa bourbon bourbon yeah the bod spray smells like a junior high locker room in 2002 yeah oh no don't no it don't Bod smells like male bath and body work. No, it's like, oh, Bodd's terrible. You'd go to school and you got a P.E. And that's stuff trash.

Offended. No, it ain't trash. That's stuff trash. See, you just don't know your smells. No, I just don't. And, side, our whole life has been about blending in. When you start using stuff like, Bod, you stand out. Oh, well, yeah, but I look.

But I think like. Standing out is a good thing. But I've had thousands of women. and tell me that stood beside me and took pictures and said, oh my goodness, you smell delicious. Yeah, I know. But there's like a gap of when you're like 20 to 60 that you really don't want to smell like anything.

You just don't want to stink. But like before that, you don't mind. And after that, when you hit 60, you'll wear the loudest smelling things you got. It says every Baptist church woman ever. Oh, boy. I'm just saying. I'm talking about the potlucks. Like you go eat at a deal at a church and there are the old women that you're like,

oh, it's perfume day. I love it. Hold on. Hold on. There was an email that I didn't starve. He knows what I'm talking about. Oh, you're exactly right. And I love them for it because it makes me smile because one day I will get to be that person.

Oh, man. I found it. You can't say this. They don't stink. No, it's just, it's, it's aggressive. It is a strong deal, a strong perfume smell. Yes, it's aggressive. It doesn't seem.

It is aggressive because it's one of them that when they walk by, it goes, Wham, come here. Yeah, and it matches their perm perfectly, man. I love it. I love it. I got one more email now, just because you said the Baptist. Hey, somebody literally, I read this and I was like, Martin has, I don't get it.

Martin, what you got against Baptist? I've heard you back on the Baptist. I have nothing against Baptist whatsoever. That's what's funny. He said, I didn't know of anything there. A joke around here is that the Baptists are the most conservative human beings on earth, and they're not even around here. No, not anymore.

C-O-C. Yeah. But we love everybody, but the Baptists are funny. Well, and Baptist, like... But don't even get me started on you Pentecostals. Yeah, Baptist are known nationwide. wide. That's why I say bad. It's just lumping a group of people to get. It's lumping the very conservative church group to get, but I died laughing because I was, I read that email yesterday.

I was like, man, somebody thinks Martin got something against us. I mean, you make that same joke about church or Christ. If you get above I 40, you don't even know what we're talking about. No, but all of Arkansas is like, yeah, we get it. Ooh, yeah, but they can't get too loud. And they can't pass a football, but they win championships. Go Harding. First of the day, Hebrews 1-3. The Sunday. is the radiance of God's glory and the exact representation of his being, sustaining all things by his powerful word, and he had provided purification for sins. He sat down at the right hand of the majesty in heaven.

Hebrews 1.3. That's a good one. Fantastic. I laugh. That's good, man. 2024 is going to be a great year. It's starting strong. Yeah, this is good.

To the moon. Happy New Year's, everybody. I know we're past the actual day, but happy New Year's. If you're in Alabama or a Texas fan, see you next year. All right, we're out. Or the Colorado School of the Mines. Go Harding!