Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Don't Need No Stinking Bidet

Episode Date: March 25, 2021

Si learns what a bidet is, and John-David has STRONG feelings about bidets. During Sadie's podcast, Si discovers Willie wanted to fire him before "Duck Dynasty," and oh, does he have thoughts. He also shares the story of the awful jobs he's had and how he ended up working at Duck Commander. Martin reveals that Si is an introvert who used to be camera shy, and Si explains what it takes for him to let his hair down. Si is enraptured by racing zebras on YouTube and penguin poop you can see from space. And the boys share what they'd request for their final meals. Today's Duck Call Room biodiversity tour brought to you by the Loch Ness Monster and chupacabras. Check out Si and Willie on Sadie's podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/leave-uncle-si-alone-si-and-willie-robertson/id1433974017?i=1000514168217  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Also, leave us ratings and reviewsings on whichever podcast app that you use so that all your friends can find us and don't miss out on any of the new material. Cy! Bill! Everybody say hello to Philip's little friend. Hello, hello. The little duck. What are we talking about? He's talking about this right here.

Duck. I speak duck language. I'm beginning to see a trend when Phil is on the show. gets crazy. Sye gets even weirder than he already is. Phil, you're out. Phil, did you drive him here? Oh, yeah, because I'll never ride with him again.

He's almost killed me so many times in a vehicle. Finally, it's like Mark Brister. I won't ride with him. And Sye, I won't ride with him. Martin Brister. I'm just saying, I feel like y'all have time together and y'all say, hey, what weird stuff can we talk about tonight on the way here? What did you want, sir?

You addressed me. And then I went off on a little friend. Wow, shocker. We've been there. Yeah. We were there on Tuesday, so I guess nothing changed between Tuesday and Thursday. But anyway. Been only two days.

Sae, what have you been up to since I saw you Tuesday? Well, y'all liked it. Uh-oh. Sadie invited me to be on her podcast. Sadie's got a podcast. On the, whoa, that's good podcast. And hey, look, I actually. Whoa, that's good.

Whoa. They did it in here. No. And, hey, look, I actually learned something. She sat in my seat, which is a shocker. You do not realize how important you may be. Me? Yeah.

Him, him, me, a cameraman and all, and people over there. Okay. You never realize your potential. Because I found out that when Willie, Phil turned the business over to Boss Hog, Willie Robertson, So, being a businessman, Willie looked at all the money and all the people he had hired and all this stuff, okay? And the first thing in his head was... To fire you. No, no.

He's got to trim the fat, so to speak, in this company. You didn't know this story? No, no, no, no. I didn't. So the first thing out of Willie's mouth on the podcast was Sadie was, you don't know. But hey, when I took over the business and I looked at everything, hey, I knew I had to fire some people. And he said, and guess who was the first on the list? And I said, I got a good guess.

It's probably me. Now why would he want to fire a meeting? You know, he's told that story on this podcast. Thanks for listening when you went here. Yeah. He told the story because he said he was going to get rid of you because you just slept all day. No, no, no, no. Because I looked at it in every direction.

from all angles and he said you know, all you do is sleep and I said, no, wrong answer. I said, hey, I do the duck call reads and without the reads there ain't no quank, quank. Okay, I said, so, hey, and he said, well, I want to talk to your brother.

And I said, well, what did my brother tell you? And he said, well, he gave me some advice. I said, what was it? He said, you better leave Sigh alone. he does the reads and nobody wants that job. So, hey, leave him along. And I said, you didn't know you had a diamond in the rough, did you? Yeah.

That's why I told each of you, you never know about your potential. Because, hey, if Willie had not taken my brother's advice, there would have been no Duck Dynasty, folks. Thank you. Pretty cool. there would be this podcast probably would be twice as boring that's confirmed there you go I'm amazed you know Willie tells that story like all over the country oh I because I travel with him and he when he's too see I never heard it because he always tells a story like he's made some

good decisions in business he's like but I almost made a really really bad one yeah that's what I told him I said that was hey that's the best advice you have ever taken from anyone I said, because, hey, if you had fired me, this world would be totally different. Somebody would have found you, though. No. You're too crazy, not the end of the way. No, no, that's true, JD. He would have been on pawn stars.

He's in the jailhouse now. Yeah, what you don't understand is I got the big guy working for me. Thank you. Okay, he's on my side. That's amazing. I'll try to. Okay. I'll bite.

Mm-hmm. What would you have done had you gotten fired? You weren't ready to retire yet. Where do you move on? Let me guess, Martin. What would Si have done had he not worked for Willie and did Duck Dynasty? So if in 2000, what was it, 2004, 2005 when Willie took over, that's 16 years ago now. What would Cy Robertson and a duck?

I would say, hey, Christine would probably do. divorce me and I would be homeless under a bread somewhere living in a cardboard box. Down by the river. There's one thing I can guarantee. I have no idea. I'm serious. There's one thing I can guarantee you. You wouldn't live in a triple wide.

Well, that's true. It ain't a triple white. Pre-found. And we just about killed Johnny Deen. That's a good question because, hey. Well, that's why I'm asking you. What would you have done? What at that point in your life?

What was left on Cy Robertson's list of things to do? Like, God, if I just had the opportunity, I would be a... Hey, that would have been devastating. Okay, really. Okay, because look, I'm in Alabama and I'm miserable, okay? Is this where you're working at the golf course? Yeah, yeah. He may still be in the golf course.

No, no, yeah, because, hey, I was miserable, okay, and Christine were there once while I bring it up, you know, you know, She said, you ain't happy, you know. I said, well, hey, you know, it's just a deadbeat job. Anyway, you know, so I'd call Phil and talk to him, see what was up, what he was doing, you know, how the duck hunt and all that was going, fishing, and all that. And he said, hey, you may just chuck it to that bunch in Alabama, come over here and work for me.

And I said, well, can you really afford me, you know? And he said, well, hey, you ain't going to get paid much, you know. He said, but, hey, you'll eat well, you know, fish, duck hunt. hunt and you'll have to duck on every day okay so hey hi hi i said okay i told the woman one day yeah she come home had a big argument with her boss or something wasn't wasn't satisfied he's what and i said guess what she's telling me she said hey you need to go ahead and call your brother and tell him you're you're on your way to work for him yeah well hey i call my daughter okay and say hey i'll thank you mother's dying yeah because

she said she would never come back to Louisiana. So she tells me how you need to go work for your brother. You know, and I said, I thought she was actually dying. Yeah. So, you know, I come over here, you know, and like you said, to have been turned loose by the family would have been devastating because I had no alternative plans. Yeah.

Because this is, that's why you moved here. Yeah. So if he let you go. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. Hey, thanks a lot. Way to go.

Good luck with your business. Oh, yeah. Good luck with your business, you're turkeys. So no, it would have been a total deal. But in retrospect, looking back on it, now. Oh, 100%. God Almighty has blessed the Robertson family beyond the leaf. Oh, 100%.

I was just wondering, like, if you ever found yourself sitting there making them reach saying, God, if I just could get, you know, I'd do this, I'd do that. If I had this to do all over again, I'd be a. Yeah, no, no, because I've had some horrible jobs, okay. The military was great for me because I had no idea what I wanted out of life, anything like that. Okay. So they really, the Army took care of me for 24 and a half years. Gotcha.

Yeah. Bottom line. You know, just it's so amazing to see how everything, you know, unbelievable. So, Sa, your identity really was being, being with your family and being with the robertsons and hunting and fishing. Well, see, I discussed that on Sadie's podcast. As a youth, I had a identity crisis. Okay, because look, you got, you got, you know, four brothers, older brothers. and an older sister.

Okay. Are you the youngest? Yeah, I'm the youngest boy. He's the youngest boy. I have a, Jan was the youngest girl. Yeah. And all my life,

all I heard, because you can't understand, the school teachers at the high schools in junior high, they taught my whole family. Mm-hmm. Yeah,

so all I ever heard was when I'd done something, well, Jimmy Frank wouldn't have done it that way. You know, or Harold, or Judy, or Tommy, or Phil, You know, and the whole time I'm jumping up down going, hey, it's me.

The side of got on that middle child syndrome. Yeah, he did. Youngest child. You know. And, and. He's needy. Yeah. And I didn't even really realize it.

What's funny, I didn't even realize it until Al, when I come here, Al asked me to do a sermon for the church. Yeah. And when I was getting it ready, I was reading through the Bible and chasing rabbits, I'd read something. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm going to talk about. No. Then I go, oh, no, every time I was going to turn around, the rabbit running by.

You know, it took me a month to get it done, you know. And in doing it, I realized, you know, that for 12th grade, I didn't exist because it was always big brother, big brother, big brother, big brother, big brother, your big sister. Well, buddy, ain't they looking at that little brother now? Well, no, no. In the words of Toby Keith, how do you like me now? Yes, sir.

Look at what little brother's doing now, boys. That's why I'm saying, yeah, okay. Oh, you got your time to shine. And when you did, you raised some hay, Jack. Hey, that's what's so funny because we all did. Yeah. Phil had told us, you know, when I first, you know, I'd go duck hunt with them on leave, you know. And they'd be trying to give me to tell stories of stuff.

And as soon as I'd say in the camera, I'd freeze up. Oh, you clam up. Yeah. Let's tell the audience right now, really, sigh, you were really a shy, kind of shy person. No, time out. Time out. With people you didn't know. Time out.

Let's tell that after we take a quick break. Let's get back. That will be right back. We're going to get. Shy guy sigh. Shy sigh. The one that y'all have no idea about. So we'll be back right after this.

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That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. So, Cy, look, Philip kind of teased it. And there's a few of us that know this, but, and a lot of people are going to be stunned to know this. But like even when I first met you, you were a much more reserved version of yourself. now until we got to really know each other. Si, Cy was a man that had a guard up, like a big guard.

He kept you exactly this far. He's kind of watching. But when he let that wall go, he's who we all knew about it. But at first, I mean, this version of Sa'i didn't exist. He's hard to get to know, and he's kind of socially awkward.

He's kind of watching everybody, but he's not like, it takes him a while to warm up. But once he does, once you're in, you're in. That's exactly right. No, no, no, he knows what I'm talking about. Well, no, no. Would you say I was an introvert?

Yes, yes. Oh, 100%. Which is why we get along, because so am I. I mean, even though we sit here and expound week after week, like, when I leave here, I'm just as happy to go home and sit in the dark and watch TV. But I would say, yes, yes, you are an introvert, but you are an extrovert once you get to know people, and even a crowd you warm up to, all these millions of people, when you get. go and do shows, you start off

and boom, you flip the switch and I mean it's... Well, no, no, here's what's funny about that, okay. In high school, okay, junior high and high school. You know, when we got off the bus, okay, here comes the kids, okay. Fields bunch,

my bunch, okay, and we're telling stories, yeah. But I am reserved, okay, but one of the hardest things I had to do in the military, okay, is write people's report cards. Wait, how about you were over people in the military? Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, I was a E7.

What's a report card in the military? Well, it's the ER, EER, okay, the efficiency report. Okay. Yeah. So that was the hardest thing I had to do because I start writing it out, telling me, okay, and I'm going to, yeah, I got a document for this, you know. And then as soon as I'd write it down and read it, I said, well, dummy, you have problems with that.

Yeah, I'd get on it again. It'd take me forever to do this. I got that big heart, son. Well, no, no. You got that big heart. Every time when I meet anyone, okay, I never, you know, I know, I know people that as soon as they

meet somebody, I say, hey, that tell his buddy, tell me, hey, don't trust that guy. You know, they always see the bad side, okay? I'm just the opposite. Okay. I would agree with that. You know, hey, I wish you the best.

You know, like if you want a million dollars, you come, man, I just want a million dollars. You know, a lot of people told me, that lucky, dog, oh, that's a lot of, looky, you know. And I say, man, wonderful, great. You got a million dollars. Don't be stupid and just blow it, you know, because a lot of people do.

Yeah, 100%. That was just, you know, I've always been a good storyteller, and I guess pretty good at that. Well, no, no, I don't know really how to describe this, you know, because at first when you all tried to film me duck hunting, okay, every time I've seen the camera, I just lose it. Oh, you're like a turtle. No, no, yeah.

You're like a turtle. Yeah, inside my shell. Yeah. Well, A&E shows up and hey, guess what? The turtle's done turning the Superman. Yeah. Well, the turtle, the turtle got brought out of his shell, though, on our first show. The Benelli presents duck commander's show.

I mean, that's when you started, like, having fun with it. But because you made a dead gum hook shot from the three-point line. Not edited. Not, not like, oh, we're going to show, Sigh shoot a hook shot and somebody else going to make it. No, Drano. Spoiler alert, he had practiced it probably 50 times before then and hit the rim twice. So, and then lights camera action, Drano.

No, no, no. You would have thought I had won, what is the basketball championship? All of it, the NBA championship, March Madness, you had it. You would thought I had won the NBA championship because, hey, the place went berserk. All the players even went berserk. They were shocked that I made it. Yeah, it was incredible. It was incredible.

I will say, I've seen Side do some incredible things. He can turn it on, just boom, you know, when he gets in front of a crowd. but he's also one of the most loving people that I've ever met. And he's good at loving people. And I guess, Cy, your life, you're good at showing Christ through you to all these people.

No, no, I had never thought about it, though. So the show Duck Dynasty, we get released by Annie and all that, okay. I still go out and speak to people and all there.

But I actually miss it. Okay, because I enjoy, and I didn't really realize, I enjoy it. been in front of people and talk to the people. Yeah. And like two of the best sermons I've gave, one was with

Richard, the Hellfighters, and then the other one was when I was in Minnesota with that bunch up there. Absolutely. And all it was, we was in the Hellfighters and they're building this gigantic building. He's remodeling it, okay?

And he finds about a piece of two before, about two foot wide. and I fixed to speak to this month and Philip just draws the gospel symbols on that table four well when I walk up there to the podium they had I just bam that table four you're flat and it bam you know it's loud you got that trick from your brother

oh no no no no then I said now that I've got y'all's attention and he said I've been I didn't gave you some you know side stories about growing up and all this now I've got the real story I want to tell you about and then I preach the gospel to them. That's the two best sermons I've ever gave him, okay, and with the help of a piece of tree, which they nailed Christ to. Yeah. Yeah.

So, I would agree. When people ask me about you, I say the same thing every time. I just about, like, the only thing bigger than his personality is his heart. Like, it's a, it's a cool thing, but it is funny when you tell people about the vintage side, before Doug Dynasty. Yeah, well, they're growing up. Yeah, well, you're like, they're like, wait, he, he wasn't like that. I was like, no, it was, it was in there.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. He just would only let it out in front of certain people. He would only let it out once you, once you gained his trust, not trust, but like once he knew that you weren't up to no good or anything. Once he was, once you were in with side, like he let, he let his hair down, you know. That's why I had said that you really don't realize. Okay, you know, and I need to say it better.

One person, what he does or what he says can make a huge difference in this world. Amen. And you have no ideal the long-term effect that something you say to someone else may, what may happen with that. So that's a great point because a lot of people are trapped inside of a role that they haven't really chose to play. Yeah. Yeah. You get into a rut and you just, you can't see your way out of it. It's just too deep.

You know, it's above my head. I can't climb out of this. I think it was Bill Smith. You remember Bill? Oh, yeah. One of our elders. A rut ain't nothing but a grave with both sides knocked out, you know. But people get into a rut where they only know how to play one particular role and they

stay there because it's uncomfortable. But once they break out of that, then they can flourish. Well, Sadie asked me this, tell me. She said, I asked everybody on the podcast. at, you know, you know, give me some advice. What's the best advice you give me? And you just talked about it. Yeah, you know, most people are not comfortable with who they are inside.

You know, and I mean, I went through it. I was always looking at somebody, God, if I could only be like that guy there. You know, he's so confident in everything he's doing, you know, Tommy was that way. Tommy was 14 and he knew what he wanted to do. I'm going to be a coach. I'm going to be an education, y'all, and he was a superintendent when he retired. And I'm going to shoot way too close to your head.

There ain't ever been a duck at coming to decoys that I don't want to die. That I don't want to kill him. Tommy's your oldest brother? No, he's the what, Jimmy Frank, Carol, Judy, Tommy. He's the fourth down the line. Yeah, they had a good look. No, they had a good look. street care. Tommy,

Phil, sigh. In the middle of that thing, it got real up in there. Yeah, about two years apart. And when we was growing up, no, when we was growing up, it's like this,

here we go. We're pulling out cups. Oh, visual aid. I know this song. Visually. Me, Phil Tommy. Yeah. If you're listening to us,

hey, Tommy's the leader, Phil's back to him all like this. Yeah. We was frogging one night. We're coming back after dark with, uh,

would have tried to, my best play-by-play with these cubs for our listeners. Hey, look, Toothack for the frogs on our back. On the back. You know, well, hey, Tommy stopped. It's, bam. Bam. That cup ran into that cup in the mug, which is size-swished.

And look, I got to tell you all this. And I have no idea what was walking behind me. This was the time where it was just what I talking about. Look, I feel eerie. Like something's looking at me. I always feel

No, no, no, no. You got to understand that. Look, I turn around and something, red eyes right here. Was it a map? I have no idea. Squatch. Squatch. No, no, it turns around and runs and it goes in a cupboard.

We go up there. Wait, wait, wait, a culvert? A culvert. Oh, okay, not a cupboard. A big pipe. A concrete pipe. Yeah, a culvert. Okay, so we stick our heads in it when it smells like a skunk.

Then get out of there. No, no, we did, you know, but they were saying, well, what was it? He on that scuff-a-skate. And I said, hey, I have no idea. I said, all I know is, it was an eye-to-eye with me. But look, you was a little coffee cup. Well, no, no, hey. Hey, I like it.

The greatest years of my life, I'm serious, because people said, okay, here, here's what's happening. The world is coming to an end. And we've got time machines. you can get in it and punch in where you want to go. Year every time. Where you want to go? 2010.

And I said, where do you want to go? I said, hey, back to my childhood at Dixie, Louisiana. Because when my mother would get sick of me, Phil and Tommy, she had put us in a falcon, die 15 miles up the levee. Levy's got a hole in the Red River. On the other side of the Red River. And Tom, she would tell you, get out.

out. Child protection. I don't want to see you to supper time. Fifteen miles? Fifteen miles. Hey, we'd get on the river, push us the log off the bank, come down, oh, there's an island, has got a bunch of willow trees on. Let's see what's going on. So we're chasing each other, you know, running through the young willers, and we thought it was a cobra. Here's a big snake right up. He's a hog nose. He puffs out and looks just like a cobra. And he's a, and he's a again, just Tommy stopped, Phil, bam! And we all just, um, you know, back it up, y'all back it up, fall over backwards. You know, Tommy looked at him, he said, nah, I ain't a cobra.

He said, I've seen a picture of him somewhere in a, in a, in Sacripeed or something when I was doing, you know, homework. He said, just back up and let's watch him, you know. So we backed up and it was, you know, and it looks just like a pig. He got a pig note. Yeah, turn straight up. Yeah, it looks just like a pig's nose. Yeah. Then we walk up and shake your stick and,

he's a cobra again. Yeah, all them old timers around here call him a spread natter. Yeah, okay, yeah. That old spread natter, son, they get you now. He's not poisonous. Oh, he actually, you know what's funny is he's actually venomous. He is. Oh, is he?

He's got one fang way back, but it's because he eats frogs. Like the only thing he eats is frogs. Okay, he lives off of the fruit. He's a frog eater. Okay. Yep, that's how he, and that's how he counters. Tommy said he was, he blessed him for me. Tommy said it was non-important us.

But he's not going to get you. Yeah. Like, I mean, he got to, he got to get you and then be there for a minute. Well, he's like the coral snake. He's so, yeah, he's had to. And it's a very mild venom. Yeah. He ain't like the cor snake.

No, because that corals snake kill you. Yeah, bad to bone. Yeah. Red on yellow. Yeah. Kill a phone. Yeah. Kill a fellow.

Red on black, friend of Jack. There you go. Hey, I've been looking for Jack all my life. Laird something new. Hey, let's take a quick break and we'll come back and I don't know where we're going to go, but I like the deeper side of side. I like it. Welcome to the deep side with simple side.

So we, back to your childhood and talking about unidentified critters. I got a question for you. Yep. There's a lot of these unidentified critters. I want to know side of you, but I mean, Sasquatches. See you out there? Is that real? Is that imagination? Can I pause this? Yeah.

You know this is going to go to a Black Panther, right? No, no, it's not. No, we'll leave the Black Panther out of this. No, I'm not going there. I've got six emails today about Black Panthers. Hey, look, we get it. Stop sending me pictures. The same picture from Georgia, Florida, North Carolina, Illinois.

The same Black Panther. I ain't the same Black Panther, too. Yeah. So not the one, not the one that means you've got. We're going to talk about mysterious critters. that he has seen. No, not seeing. I just want to know if he believes that they're there.

The Black Panthers are off the table. Yeah, Black Panthers are out. Sasquatch, where are you at? Here's the thing. Okay, they say what they call it, Yeti. No, that's a different one. He's a different man. Well, I know.

The boogie monster. They're the same. They're kind of, kind of same. Yeti and the Sasquatch or whatever he calls. Yeah, they have pictures, okay, that they flashed when they say, okay, do you believe in this, all that? Mm-hmm. So you got to understand, okay? If you get in a helicopter, this is just for the state of Louisiana.

We back on that helicopter. No, no, no, no. There are pine trees so thick. It's from here. Okay, and look, and not only that, then you say, okay, let's go to South Louisiana, South Mississippi, South Alabama, and go where there's marsh. So you think there's stuff out there people ain't so.

Hey, there's stuff out there that, hey. Okay, so Sasquot you're going with a strong maybe. Maybe. Okay. Yeah. Because of the area. Chupacabra. Where are you at with him?

For sure. The guy and take, oh, Johnny Deezer for sure. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. There's a lot of desert out there. Here's the thing. That's a lot bigger. There's a man that works, you know, he goes when a storm blow out of a transformer,

he goes and fix them. Uh-huh. So he goes and he finds this a transformer. He gets up there and looks and, hey, something black, and I'm not saying this the panther. I believe you. Here's this thing is uglie. Okay.

And he's got teeth this alone, okay? And look, he electrocuted himself. He climbed the stupid pole or jumped from a limb and landed in the transformer and it electrocuted it. Yeah. So this guy dragged him out and takes a picture of him. you don't want to run up on this thing in the dark and then hit him in the face with a flashlight so he sends that

picture to me yeah this guy does yeah where is it and I think it was on your old phone you may not have it oh here we go no no no it's true it was on his old phone okay yeah because it's hard to transfer okay so I told Philip when he showed it to me he said look what bull done pulled out of transforming those days I said good grief I said send that get him to send you the picture. And I said, you send that to Jason. Well, Jason, he said to Jason,

oh, you can tell this is a photo job in the camera shop. You know, you can look at this here. Oh, yo. Yeah. Y'all, I said, Jason, you know, yeah, yo. I said, Jason, if a black panther come up and snuck behind you and bit you on the butt, you wouldn't believe it.

I don't say that was a black panther. I said, but hey, I got something. So it was like, what, Chubalcobbler? I do have something in size defense. Okay. Keepler Copeland. A tubicampus. A lot of unexplored territory.

Scientifically, I'm at the California Academy of Sciences. They estimate around 86% of animals have only been discovered. and in 2020, 213 new species were discovered. Here's what I'm going to tell you about that, coming from a biology. This is a biologist state. It's 101 ants.

Okay, okay. Yeah. 22 crickets. And now. 15 fishes. But what they're doing is running so much genetic testing that they're claiming stuff that once was one species is now a new species. They got five new snakes.

Yeah, because they've been like geographically isolated and stuff. They've known about a lot of this for years. It's just, now they have the technology and the testing. Oh, that reminds me, okay. I've seen this on nature series. No, no. I've seen this on the nature series. Planet Earth.

No, no. They got this giant nature camera on one of these satellites that are orbiting Earth. Okay, and they're over the Arctic. No, no, no, no. And hey, they're over orbiting, okay, the Arctic. Yeah, that's cold. Well, now they found a new. species of penguins.

Penguins? Yeah, penguin. No penguins. And hey, no, no, look, here's how they found it. The Arctic is white with snow. Uh-oh, wait a minute. There's dark brown trail, a big dark brown trail. You know what it is?

Pola Bear Bath? Penguin, no, penguin poop. They're tracking. And hey, that's how they found this new species of penguin by their poop. They must have a pretty good pile going behind a world. Look. See it from space. You know, it's just one in things, okay.

And look, you didn't say it, but hey, there's a lot of species going extinct. Yeah. Well, new species are popping up. Yeah. I agree. Here's your satellite, sir. It's got a little wobble to it. No, it's just, you know, it's circling.

I'm going to go with Charlie. Charlie Daniels said it best. They're just some things in this world. You just can't explain. I agree. Well, that's why I said a maybe. I got what. One more, I just, one more mythical creature, I'm just curious about,

excuse me, mythical, don't, don't hear me say it. Not proven species. The legend of the willy swamp? No. Lockness monster. Lockness monster. I need to know about Nessie. Oh, I hung him, boys.

Didn't y'all see that episode? He broke my line. I had him. Okay. I remember, I was just wondering if you remember. Because I was in Scotland with you. Hey, I had it, boy. Hey, he exists.

I was wondering if you remembered old. Nessie. I hung him, boy. I hung him. Hey, this is going, this is just totally insane. Strip his drag. Hey, but I got to do it.

Okay. He's got to go there. I got three questions here. Okay. About three species. Okay. Buckle up, gang. The common housefly.

How did it get here? What's its purpose and where is it going? Then the buzzard. How did he get here? What's his purpose and where is he going? And then what else? So a house-wide. Yeah.

And then the last one, okay. You fans start doing this, okay. Then the mosquito. Oh, I'm with you on him. Okay. What's his purpose? And where is he going besides sucking blood out of meat when I go scorn hunting? I agree with you.

Yeah, on all three of those things, I mean, but what's, it's funny, like two of the three that you describe are decomposers. They're here to clean up the mess. Bigot, give that boy two points. But the fly and the mosquito are also pollinators, so they help pollinate flowers to keep things down. Without them, guess what, boy, no fruit, no vegetables. Now, I do. I don't understand why they had to get a certain appetite for human blood.

That's kind of, that's kind of sucks. A mosquito is a type of vampire. Yeah, and a buzzard, you know, he's there to build a nest, and he duck blind and crap all over the place. Stink, golly. Yeah, that was just one of the blind that we just decided, no, it ain't worth it. An old buzzard blow. You want to talk about stink?

Good, Lord, did it stink. But a baby buzzard's kind of cute. White thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's kind of, he's kind of a little. A baby buzzard is cute. But, hey. Kind of.

It's like, you know, ugly kid kind of way. Because he was talking about the scientist. Oh, deal. But, hey, here's the thing that I, to with me. Okay, yeah, he's, you know, ugly. That boy had been whooped. with an ugly stick. If you Google lies.

Anyway, you got to think about this. It's what hit me when I come up with them three crazy questions. All right. You know, think of all the species of everything that is on this earth. And then come up with them three questions. What's a rhino? Where did he come from? What's his purpose?

You know, where's he going? Cool animal. Anywhere he wants to. I hate that third room, boy. He's going. anywhere he wants to. Long as it ain't too big of a swim. That's it.

And then the crocodile. Think about the crocodile. Yeah, big old lizard. Yeah, big old lizard. What about the crocodile? Where's he going? How do you get in? How did he get here?

I know one thing. He knows when the wilderness are coming to the river. They're waiting on them, boys, when they come. It's a massacre. Do you watch that on the nature channel? I got that on the nature channel too, baby. Oh, yeah.

And then start. Look, they literally. I mean, this is a feast. Okay, and the crocodiles come to this spot every year, and then here comes 10,000 wildebeest. And there just so happens to be cameras. Hey, look, the crocodiles are so many of them out there that the wildebeests are hoofing across them.

Yeah. And every once in a while, one jumps in there, and then you see a big crocodile, grab it. I think Martin just called the Nature Channel a conspiracy. It's a lot of conspiracy. You said they just happened to be there? The camera? Oh, oh, thinking about them.

Look at that ugly sucker boys. Me and Sire watching Wilde Biscuit. Hey, he's getting a drink of water. Watch out, dummy. Don't do it. Don't do it. It ain't worth it. Oh, there's like seven of them.

Ladies and gentlemen, Sae just found YouTube, which you're watching this on. I think this is Planet Earth. There's even monkeys there. Hey, Sire, when you get a little downtime, though, at home, you like Planet Earth, right? You need to watch.

You need to watch. watch Snoop Dog narrate planet earth. That's one of the best things you'll see in this life. He got him, boys. Got him. Wacked him. All right. All right.

Y'all keep watching that. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back. Nature's cool. No, no, that's the amazing thing. 5,000 miles from the Therengetti Plains. Look at that old boy. And look, they make it around every year.

5,000 mile trek. Totally amazing. I find a certain amount of satisfaction when you get to watch the zebras get dope pop. Oh. What do you got against the zebra? It's our little horse from trying out loud. I would say, but people judge me that I deer hunt at a place that's got zebras. And he wanted to pop one.

I want to pop all of them. I'd like to throw a saddle on one riding. Yeah, good luck with that. No, no, I'm serious. You better not get around that male because he'll kick you and break your back. Just ask all the all young males. Oh, no. No, no.

Hey, did I tell you about the game wardens when me and sigh were popping all them hogs and we had some buddies with us? That's hilarious. We killed 22 hogs. I said he killed 14. But I got video. I killed 14 of them. Did I show you?

Yeah, the ones running up against the corner of the fan. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was. That's sporty. The game wardens and the police got there. Shoot the pigs with a dove shot? Yeah, I saw you. I saw you.

Oh, he's riding a zebra. We're watching. We're watching. Oh, man, there's an... Hey, hook, he had a jockey suit on. I found a YouTube video. And people are racing zebras. A couple of weeks ago,

Sae discovered Google. Now he's discovered YouTube. Hey, Sal, while you're there, be sure you subscribe to the Duck Call Room channel. That guy's there. He's lost to be zebra. Watch this. Hold on, watch this.

So they're... Look. These people are legitimately racing zebras. and they're just bucking them all. Like they're like, no, we're not horses. In case y'all want to know what we do in the brakes here,

we're besides watching people ride zebras now, it's kin to a guy on a buffalo. That's like a three-ring circus. Oh, the guy on the buffalo. Don't show size. This is like a three-ring circus. Look. Now they're racing ostriches.

Oh, you did my ostriches is dope, man. They're fast. I had one, look, I had an ostrich run me back in my truck one time, hunting a place in Texas. Oh, no, no, no, no. Look. He run me back in my truck. truck. Mack Owens had a bunch of them.

Oxygen, yeah. You know, hey, do you know that's my uncle? Yeah. And do you also know there's not an S on the end of the name? Well, hey, look, that struggle all these years. They have eggs this bigger round, okay? Make a good omel. No, no.

One of them jumped up and planted that big three-toed foot. It is right in Owen's chest, knocking down. Owens. I love it. They will give you a whooping boy. No, Owen's chest is a possessive. That's a posture. Yeah.

But still, Phil and side can't help. You know why, John David, you know why. There's camel. We're racing. We're racing camels now. All right. There's something called Canterbury Park. And wherever that is, they raise zebras.

Well, let's get. Let's get, you said you had something before we got started, an interesting email that would send us down a trail. So let's, let's go trail walking. That's right. Let's go mountain talking. Let's go. walking. Let's go trail riding on a zebra. I'm a little upset that I just

exited out of YouTube. I feel like I could watch YouTube videos with you all day. You haven't really dove in YouTube. No, no. I can't use one of those stupid things. It won't work for me. Okay. It didn't work for the people. No, the stupid computer? A laptop. A laptop. Okay. A laptop. A laptop.

All right. My man, Jeffrey from Washington State. Or Washington. He apparently watched our one where we let Sye just ask me questions to Google, and he was curious about if hurricanes spin backwards. And we talked about toilets. Oh, yeah.

So he sent in. He lived in Uruguay for nearly four years. Uruguay. Three different houses. All their toilets flushed straight from front to back. But there was also a bidet. Oh. And you know, I have strong opinions about bidet.

Tell Sye what that is. I have no. idea what a bidet is. Oh, this is even... It's not a... It's not a binet. It's not a binet. Don't YouTube this.

We're going to get a... You don't know what a bidet is? No. The toilet. Do you want a benight is? A banana. He just said you know what a banana. Banana?

Banana. Okay. What's a bidet? So a bidet. Why don't you just... Is beside the toilet or hooked on to the toilet. will it and it's used instead of... Oh, good grief.

Just to give you a little rinse. You use it to rinse off. I'm not going to take a bath or a shower. But after you go to... I don't need a bidet. But after you go to the bathroom, it's got to be cleaner than paper. It's an auto clean.

So you've never... Well, you don't even know what a bidet is. Have you ever used to? Has they got one of them that walk-ins where how you just like to drive through? You know? Well, hey, look. Like a car. Like a car wash?

Like a car wash. Like a water hose. Working at the car wash. That's called a shower. Well, that's what I told you. But you've never, like, because you've lived a lot of places. Germany. That aren't America.

And badeas are around there. Well, I never run into one. Okay. You've never ran into a bidet. No. Would you use one? I ain't run into one or backed up against one either myself. That would be like a nightmare.

A nightmare. No, no. That'd be like a nightmare. I got to use it. Okay, do a number two. I sit in and I don't think so, JD. That thing ain't got the power of old faithful, son.

It's not a geyser. Hey. Oh, fire hydrant. Phil, have you ever used a bidet? Is everybody going to be honest? I have a bidet. John David owns one. Yeah.

Maybe two. You have one of them in your house. Correct. No one of your kids are crazy. I will say. Well, I'm tell you. I went in there one time and they had it. The bad day got me.

Here's all I'm going to say is, look. Traumatized for life. If you look back, everything's starting to make sense now, right? No, stop it. It got a Rolex, queen-sized beds. And I like to be clean, man. Call it paper-free. No, it's a bidet man.

If you were cleaning an animal and you got crap on your hand, would you just wipe it off with a piece of paper? Or would you wash it? Or would water get him? This is 2021, son. We got, you know, we got, you know, water, soap. So why don't you treat your backside the way, the same way you treat the rest of yourself? I want to know everybody's opinion on this.

If we're going on this road, I got to know an opinion. Let me tell you something. The people that don't like me in the YouTube comments are about to have a field day on me. But guess what people? Get a bidet. Get yourself clean. Well, look, okay. So what if we combine those worlds?

Clean your mind. A bidet and toll it. What if we combine them and call them saying, oh, I don't know. baby wipe. Where do you stand on them? I'm fine with baby wipes. You use baby wipes, don't you? flushable wipes. I got a thing of dude wipes that never leave the backseat of my truck in case nature calls. They're very easy, Phil? Martin, baby wipes. Phil has used a bidet. Yeah, but I have used a bidet. My friend's grandparents had one. So I had to go check it out. Thank you. So, yeah, it was pretty cool. It's awesome.

It's weird. You go ahead. You'll go ahead and use your bidet. I'm going to use a banelli. Well, there you go. You heard it here first. All right. Well, I saw that email, and I just really thought we needed a full discussion on badees in America. Hey, also, remember in 2020 when everybody was out of toilet paper in your faces? What do you do if you lose power? Water.

What if you lose water? Your water station don't run off of power? I've never lost water. I thought that was gravity. Do you think that he does not have some kind of generator at his house? The water? Water is coming from above you? What kind of water tower do you have you, that's what a water tower is.

So your water, your water main is on top of your house. I don't know where it is, but the rest of the water. Your water main is on top of your house. Your bidet is hooked to our water tower. In that case, it would shoot you sky home. I just thought that's how it worked. Do you think the water gets to your house through like the electric line? that are run across the street?

Hold on, Martin. Well, then gravity's out because it would all go down if it's buried. John David, has your electricity ever went off? Yes, and I didn't lose water. Our electricity went off for two weeks.

He's probably got some kind of hooked up generator that keeps his bidet going, a day and benight. It would fit with the Rolex and the time out. I didn't know. I only had like one friend lose water in our neighborhood

whenever the power went out for the two hurricanes. You've lived on the end of that gated street You got to have a Rolex to get in You're right, the gate didn't show up until after you were out And I was I lived before the gate I know, I know

You were an OG on Yellowwood No, I'm giving you, you're an OG on Yellowwood Don't you be saying that street name Jace is gonna be mad at you D Ladies and gentlemen Bades are awesome And ain't like I gave out the gate code

I do have I do want to say one thing I really need to look up how water works now because my water has nothing to do with power. Oh, it does. Somewhere, I guess it does, but not at my house. If your service station for your water

loses power, you're in trouble. Are we ready? Are we ready for a Bray break yet? Yeah, let's take a break. Go use to bedaes. Bidase are like $20. We're putting one in. We're back.

We're back with our final segment. We're going to stay in this email bag. Hello at Duck Call Room, H-E-L-L-O at Duck Call Room. Send us your thoughts and questions, and we're just having some fun. Johnny, do what else we got in there? I do want people's opinion on bidetis.

If y'all want to just email that in, I'm sure it's not going to be high. He said opinions, folks, not pictures. So we are opinions only. All right, well, we got Chef Zach in Arizona. Oh, chef. I like a chef now.

Oh, yeah. Hey, does he have a picture of himself? What part of Arizona? The picture of him is of a grizzly bear. Oh. In Arizona? I don't know. There's a picture next to his name.

They're heading south, boys. It's a good. I thought everything was heading north. These boys here heading south. He says, thanks for spreading laughter and happiness. But he wants to know what would our last meals be? Like, I guess if we murdered somebody, if we had a last meal. Right before you go into the chair.

Or just, you know, right before you've lived. the long, happy life. What would your last meal? Si, what was your last meal right before you? Almost croaked. It's true. When I walked, when I croaked. When I croaked.

Okay. That would be for Jay Stone to cook a beef tenderloin. Okay. In the trash can. That's what we call his smoker. It's a 30-gallon drum. and it sits up, it's about four inches off the ground to let the, you know, air flow. And you smoke it in there, and he smokes it to the temperature of 137,

and then it is perfect. So your last meal, that's it. Would be a tenderloin cooked by Jay Stone. The internal temperatures out there. The internal temperature. Then you let him run. Medium, medium, rare, perfect. And I always tell him, hey, cut mine off the end.

So I like that end piece. He's like to get on that bark. He's going to get his end piece. That's all the bark there, boys. And look, you've got to have the satchewan, if that's pronounced right. That is. No. It was butchered.

But anyway, it's that seasoning. Okay, because you, hey, you spring it on his tetherloin. And the red tindloin actually turns solid black with that bark. Saskatchew? All right, we know what size. And, hey, it is. Fine as frog hair split 48 times. Are there sides?

No, he's a carnivore. Hey, get the meat. No sides? Meat eater. He's a meat eater boy. All right, I got mine ready. He's got it ready. What are yours?

Right before the hot chair lights me up. Uh-oh. It's going to be, uh, yeah, let me get a, uh, welcome to Captain D's. Let me get a deluxe seafood platter. Seafood platter. Cut the hush puppy at breadstick. Uh-oh. Green beans and coleslaw.

Large sweet tea. Captain. Then I'm ready. Dees. That's it. What? He did the crime boys and then, hey. I'll do the crime.

He got to do the time. For Captain Dees. Boys. I have no word. I know. His last meal is from Captain Dees. Look. Captain D.

Hey, y'all called me crazy. Like, if you just said, like, Popeye's spicy fried chicken, like, I'd probably get behind that bag. Yeah. Here's the deal. Captain. D's greasy D's. Man, but their cheese sticks are good.

I'm not going to say that's the worst. That's his. Worst food I've ever heard of? We've got to move on. No, no, I can't get out of this. Let's go on down to 12. I'm going to stick on this. We're just letting Captain D slide like this?

Yeah, we got to. Yeah. All right. Hey, mailbox money for just little people. I'm going to stick on the. But I'll stick with the seafood shrimp, but I'm going to fry my own crappy. That's, that's what I'm going to eat. Like, I'm going out.

I'm having me some fried crappie and some French fries. And that's what your boys going out with it. That's a good homeboy meal, boy. You ain't wrong with that. I'm going to go catch them the day before, clean them that night, and then the next day I'm going to cook them for my last meal. Here's a trick to you to do, okay, because Minstone just got back from Mississippi,

and we called some crappie. And he did them in crappie nuggets. He cut them in just a little bite-sized deal, mustard them, salt pepper, you know i don't want to i don't want a cropy bite and high and flour and then fry them i know but i just don't i don't want a cropy bite i like the whole filet i like breaking into that center and it's just big white right don't rule them out though you are oh i'm not going to rule them i'll eat them yeah i'm not saying but not for a last meal yeah my dad recently turned

a pork loin and the pork nuggets pretty good pro tip do that but is that your last meal no it's not my last meal, but my last meal is a toss-up, but same as you, but my dad cooking it. Yeah. French fries, crappie. Or, you bought a big one with crappie. Love them. Oh, yeah. I've got, I can't even do this because I got a little Italian flavors in me.

If my wife would make her homemade lasagna from the Pioneer Woman, shout out to Pioneer Woman, she's the best, and our homemade sourdough pizza. We do a lot of homemade pizza nights. Tell me, Ms. Kay? No, the pioneer woman. Well, who's the pioneer woman? The pioneer, that's her name. Re Drummond.

Pioneer woman. She's kind of got a, she's kind of a big deal. It's kind of a huge deal. If anybody here is listening that knows her, tell her I love her. She taught my wife how to cook straight out. If you do not know how to cook, Pioneer Woman can teach you. But lasagna, pizza, homemade. One meal at a time.

So you're saying you're going to get on that buffet bag. Yeah. And then I might make my nachos. two just in case I want seconds. Because I also like a good Mexican night for him, boy. It's like the golden corral, except I'm making it all. There you go. Well, look, that's great.

Awesome emails this week in the hello at duckcallroom.com bag. Johnny D. Let's send us out of here with a Bible verse. Psalms 2-4. I was just at a Bible study the other day, and a man told me about this verse. The one enthroned in heaven laughs is at the beginning of it. If you're reading the whole chapter, it's about people conspiring and plotting in vain against the Lord, and all he does is sit back and laugh because he knows who has won the day at the end.

And, hey, if the good Lord can laugh at bad situations, we can too. Psalms 2, 4. The good Lord. Chapter 2 verse 4, the one enthroned in heaven laughs. I think it's important to laugh. Yep, that's a good psalm. Hey, that's it going. All right, we're out.

We'll see y'all next Tuesday. After cures a lot of ailments, boy.