Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Fails the Miss Arkansas Teen USA Quiz Spectacularly

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

Si's hope for America is restored after meeting the former Miss Arkansas Teen USA, Maggie Williams! Maggie loves fast boats, hunting and fishing and wants to get a lot more teens interested in the outdoors, but first, she takes Si through a typical pageant quiz. Then Si shares the latest NASA discovery and is convinced it might be a divine sign for us mortals. John-David updates the boys on his son's health after his latest doctor's visit. Martin opens up about mental health and how his wife, Brittany goes to counseling and why he's convinced it's been one of the best things for their marriage. Phillip shares his own experience of going to counseling with his wife, and updates the room on Si's upcoming vacation plans.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I got to tell him something. Burning down the house. What do you got to tell me? Nothing. We can talk about how you cut down Willie's tree. Yeah. Are we ready? Hold on.

Well, we got to start. Yeah. Are we started? Are we started? Are we started? We're good. Are we good? We're good.

We're back. Hey. Well, get what I got to do. Well, fix your mic. The first thing you got to do is let me say, welcome back to the duck call. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.

And also, before Saug gets started, be sure, be sure to start. leave us a rating review on whatever you watch this. A perfect 10, but I think they only give us the chance to go to five. Oh, that boy. So, but no, leave us a rating review. That way your friends can find us. Oh, there you go, five stars. Five stars.

And look, we're even going to, we'll even read some of the nice comments, may even read some of the ugly ones. So if you really think you don't have a voice, you may. You may. But I doubt it. But anyway, so we're back. Johnny D. Welcome back.

You've been gone. I went to New Orleans for a day How was that? How was it? Fun. I go to the zoo. No, we went to a doctor's appointment. How's Carter?

Everybody loves a good children's hospital visit. Carter? Oh, it was good? Solid. Progressing as he should? They told us that was a long drive for a high five, but here it is anyway. And so everything's looking good. He'll probably have a surgery when he's full grown on his jaw and probably a ear one.

Who knows? He's good at it. He's like, okay, cool. He likes staying in the hotel room. We stayed up until 10. eating Hershey bars and watching they had Netflix so we watched some movies Did you order pizza? No, it was

very late I was tired of driving I got something to tell you he's got something to tell me Go ahead we got a change coming A change? After we had Maggie on No we haven't done that yet We haven't done that yet This is the first segment

Hey we may have a special guest coming And I'm officially getting replaced That's right I might get something better look at Than me? Yeah I'd say I'm not even going to argue If what we're going for is looks on a podcast

Then I'm out for sure Oh man No but we do have a guest coming in today So Johnny D said he would step out for a minute She's funny She's crap She's hilarious We were hanging out all before

And I was when they were like How are we going to do this? I was like just leave her in the whole episode Because she's hilarious Where did y'all meet her? I actually met our guest in Knoxville at the Bassmaster Classic. She walked up to me with her phone out

and said, I got one question. And it caught me off guard because her voice is different than you would think. Like what? She got one question. Yeah, she got a question. And that's not a problem because we all talk like that too, but it's just not what you think.

I got something to say about that too. And so, but she said, she asked me what was my favorite duck to kill, which really caught me off guard at a fishing show. And I was like, wait, time out. Like I feel like I'm in like I like like we just we just took a quantum leak to somewhere like this is not like twilight zone what's going on here I'm not real sure and so I answered it and then we talked and I was like man she's one of them so it was you know it was really cool and I think it I think our fans will endure some may know her some may not but I think it's worth giving her a microphone because A she's hilarious B she does a lot of good for the hunting the hunting community. and, you know, I just think it'll be good. So hopefully y'all enjoy it coming up.

Because you got me curious now. Microphone. Microphone. What about? Green wing, teal. Green wing, tail. Everybody knows it's a green wing teal. Yeah.

Because they taste better. Yeah. There you go. What about the blue wing till, you know? Wait a minute. The blue wing is in front of the shoot, but you can't eat them. No, you can't eat them. Not here.

You can't eat them until like January. Yeah. Okay. Like, you can eat them here in January, but these, these that come through and said, They got a smell about them. You can eat them down in South Louisiana. Yeah.

The ones we kill in September have to have, have to be surrounded by a lot of distractions. Like you've got to put a lot of things around them to make them. I mean, because then even when you take a bite, you're like, man, it's stuck. Yeah. Yeah, it's still there. Man, that's duck. Okay. All right.

Well, not enough distraction, but, you know, it's fine. But, no, so I think it'll be fun. Hopefully it is. Hopefully, my guess is correct. I like it when we have a special guests coming in from time to time. I do too because we're all getting old and boring. I'm running out of stuff. We're talking about hospital visits.

Yeah, well, I just had, that was just me checking on your son. Oh, he's doing great. But you know what? I did get like a backwards, slight a hand, compliment insult while I was there. From your wife? No. It was just me and Carter. But the nurse, who's an awesome lady, the nurse he's always seen, has retired 31.

years she was awesome and she's like i'm the new one and i said well good to meet you she goes where are you from? Because obviously i'm not from new orleans i said west monroe and she goes you sound like you're from westman row that's adorable and i was like what does that even mean i don't know but i'm glad that somebody thinks the way we talk is adorable i'm like sorry i'm not from the south of i 10 where you can't understand a word you're saying i was more thinking that we were going to be deplorable not adorable welcome back and then carter had a lot of questions about that he was like what does she mean how do we sound, I said, son, your family sells worms for a living.

A rednecks, man. It's just part of it. Deal with it. Embrace it. Embrace it. Be thankful and move on. But, no, that's first thing I say to anybody. I'm like, hey, where are y'all from? I'm like, not from around here. Not from here. But no, yeah. At least you didn't get called a woman

like you do it drive-through. Okay. I'm leaving. Maggie, it's your turn. You can deal with these fools. I mean, that's one of the better voice compliments you've got. What is my voice? It's very strange. I'm like a redneck lady or something. When we were in Wisconsin, they thought me and Cy talk funny,

and they just said, keep talking for us, keep talking for us, because they wanted to hear us talk more. Like a puppet. And Cy gave them everything they wanted because he wouldn't quit talking. I think everybody else sounds funny. Yeah, I think that's pretty much everybody's general MO. Wherever you're not from sounds funny. I talked to a lady from like Wisconsin and bought some bison jerky this morning.

I'm coming soon. I told her. Oh, yeah. I got rid of all snacks in the shop and then some lady called me about bison jerky and I was like, we're back. Yeah, I'm interested. Making another snack tray. I told everybody when I was in the military. I said I was from L.A.

Lower Alabama? No, Los Angeles. Oh. And they said, yeah, ain't a way you fought. I said, hey, I'm telling you I'm from L.A. Well, you've lived so many places. you don't really have a defined accent anymore. I mean, you've lived in Boston, Fort Knox, Carolina, Fort Polk here, Alabama.

Carolina was the best of all, boys. You're a traveler. Bragg. Fort Bragg. Fort Bragg. Fort Bragg was it. Westmanroe's not? No.

I've done told you this. West Monroe is a gar. Westman Rose Gar. I knew that was coming. Westman Row forever. Sadly, I don't disagree. I know I know I'll probably mention this, but when we were in, um, Minnesota, we were going to an event, and me and

Si are riding in the back in this limo, and we saw a chick fillet that said, Uncle Sai, stop here and refill your tea. And I said, hey, pull over. He said, we're going in. I said, sigh, we can't, oh, yeah, we're going in. We went in, everybody took pictures and went crazy. The whole place went a zirk. How did they know?

No, no. Well, they knew he had an event there, and it was all over the news. Uncle Sai's coming to town. They put me in the drive-thru. You're talking about it. Did you say my pleasure? No, it was funny. It was hilarious.

I don't think they could understand a lot of things he said because they talk so funny. You know you've hit the big time when Chick-fil-A put your name on the sign. Yeah. You know you're rich. That's kind of cool. That's kind of tight. I would have stopped. You didn't want to stop?

I didn't know we were going to stop. He just said, stop. Pull over. They got my name on the sign. They want me to come refill my tea. That's not near as cool as art, my sign story. But me and Jay spoke in a little place in West Virginia and the local gentlemen's club had a Duck Dynasty special while we were in town.

Oh, no. That's not even a joke. Well, they had two-for-one goose ails or something at the local gentlemen's club. That was right, just right kind of caddy corner to the church that Jason and I were speaking. And the women all had beards. I like it. I like it. I like it.

I don't lie. I disson. Well, anyway, let's take our first break and bring in our special guests. Johnny, can I sit in your seat? All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking.

And y'all know we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedales beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Cy Robertson, would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Triedails, getting ready for a couple. cookout meant somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from, but with Triedale's

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The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat me. She ain't a big meat eater, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash. support ranch families and eat some dang good steak.

You're looking better today because I'm sitting beside you. Hey, look at there. We did have a little change and break. Look, I told you I were going to have a special guest in here. We have the Maggie Williams with us. Maggie, welcome. Welcome, Maggie. Thank you.

And this is a Miss Taines, Arkansas winner. That's right. So she's really nice on the eyes. So this podcast is going to have a little sweeter flavor than we normally have. I'm going to have you introduce me everywhere I go, so I appreciate that. Hey. He even wore his nice socks for you.

Yeah, he did. Wow. These don't even have faces on them or animals or anything. But Maggie, we do appreciate you stopping by, sitting in with us for a little bit. As Sauri said, you are a former Miss Teen Arkansas, which is super cool. You're definitely the first person with any kind of title like that that's grace this room. Wow. So, but we've been in kind of a little conundrum here.

Yeah, a little slump. Our producer, Hunter, is very single. Very single. And I'm not asking you to go on a date with him. Oh, no. But you could help us. You could help us. But we're getting a lot of requests or not like suggestions from fans sending in pictures of their daughters.

Like, hey, you know, our daughter's, you know, looking. and Hunter just keeps saying, no, so you're young, you're 21. 21, yeah. I am 21. You're still in, like, the dating scene of the world. What advice would you give Hunter to find a soulmate? Get a really fast boat, Hunter. Oh.

That's what you need. I like it. I like it. Hunter, sound advice, son. Yeah. Get you a boat. Get you a boat. Hey, if you're one with the tiller handle, there's not a woman you can't get.

I'm telling you. I don't even know what that means. The killer handle? You got to control the motor, Hunter. And then the next thing we're talking about it is bikinis, boys. Oh, goodness. Hey, y'all know I ain't have good-looking women that to talk about it. No, look.

I'm still laughing hysterically from Hunter just saying, I don't know what any of that means. Oh, bless his heart. I know it. I can assure you one thing, Maggie, he has never spent one minute. in the public duck woods of Arkansas like you have. Bless his heart. But he does come from a family of farmers,

so you'll kind of like have that in common a little bit. Y'all got any rice fields? No, we have corn, cotton, and soybeans. Okay, all right. That could get him a date with somebody. He ain't got the rice fields yet, but hey. He's working for it. He's been on the farm, so that's a hope for it.

We'll let it slide this one time. Maggie, he's got a fast car. Well, you can't pull. a boat with a fast car. Sorry, Hunter. It's really not that fast either. It's kind of squared off on the back. What kind of color?

A weird color orange. He got a fast car. One of them crackerjack boxes. It's a Honda fit. A Honda fit. Yeah, it's nothing special. So your car's fit, but you aren't? I'm a little fit.

Okay. Flexing on us. Oh, my goodness gracious. Sorry, you had to be a part of that. Megan. But no, what are you doing in West Monroe right now? What brings you to our part of the world? Well,

Reaper Fest is this weekend. I drive a Reaper boat and so there's just going to be a large gathering of folks who are one with the tiller handle actually. So I said, sign me up. I'll be there. So how does that make you feel? There's women in America driving tiller handle boats. Hey, there's

hope for America. Yeah. Okay. Hey. He owns her own boat and duck hunts. Can Christine drive a tiller handle? No. He went. Philip, can Alicia? No comment. No comment.

I know Brittany Kay. It ain't rocket signs. You all ain't give them enough credit now. That's right. They figured out if they just try it. Yeah, yeah. I bet mine could if I told her how or showed her how. And I can, by the way, in case you didn't know. So, May, you are a duck hunting woman then. Yes.

Oh, yeah. See, that's what I'm talking. Are you a good shot? Great. Seriously. I killed 12 turkeys this year. I mean, you got kill a turkey. It's a lot easier to kill a turkey and a dog.

Turkey ain't much. Them dogs are flying. Them turkeys? Yeah, yeah. I mean. They're sticking a head up and let you put it up. Martin knows about turkey hunting. No, I ain't no turkey hunting.

I've done, I've done sit down and talk with her. I didn't told her. I ain't no turkey hunting. Size is a good shot. I'll shoot, you. Hey, I know size a great shot. I've heard. Tell them what you shoot, Maggie.

I shoot in M2. What? M2. 20 gauge. Yeah, it's sharp too. See? I got a black one,

a little black stick of dead. I don't know if she's really pretty. She's smart too. Hey, hey, he's never said that about anybody on the show. Hey, she's got the complete package, boys. Hey, you heard here first from Cy Roberts.

She's got her own boat. But I don't think she's going to need help finding a bow. I'm like, well, no, I don't ask you about that. Hunter may need a little more help. So let's not get focused on finding Maggie a We still got to work on our boy Hunter over here

before we start too many. We got him squared away. He's on his way, boys. Hunter, I know the best looking woman in all 50 states. You pick you one out and I'll call her, okay? Whoa. Whoa. Well, Maggie, let me tell you what the difference is.

Dating is so different now than when most of us were growing up. It's a lot of, seems to be a lot of texting and a lot of stuff like that. I mean, is that the way it is, or is it face-to-face and you're talking in from your experience. In my experience, it's whoever's got a really fast boat. Man, that's wild. I love it.

I do. I can appreciate it. Hunter, get a fast boat. Yeah. What are you waiting on? Great, were you still here? No, it's a lot of face-to-face. I don't, I mean, all the activities I enjoy,

it's inconvenient to have a cell phone out. So, I got a duck and turkey hunt for sure. That's awesome. Gotcha. There is still hope for America. Oh, what you told about. That's what I told her. I mean, to me, like, doing what we do,

and the reason I wanted her on here is because she reaches a completely different level of the hunting community than we'll ever read. Absolutely. Like, we're just never going to reach them because they look at us and see us as old dried up man that's been doing this forever. And you're the youngest. I'm the youngest. Here's the problem. I'm the youngest, and I'm starting to knock on the door 40. So, like, like, I'm getting long in a tooth right now.

I mean, you can see my beard has got every color in it, but now it's mostly turning gray. So it's fine. But I'm not going to color it. I refuse to color. Why not, Jace? Yeah, exactly, because I'm not, no. I mean, Willie? No.

Gobbon colored his one time, Ms. Paula got mad at him. What color? He went camouflage. They died at like three different colors. Wow. Well, they took away his Santa Claus look. Yeah. Hey, by the way, John got on his looking good.

ain't he? The man, that's good. Look at him over there. Good. Look, hey, fine specimen. That's because he'd been reeling in all them catfish while he ain't been at work. Johnny D. We'll talk about that later.

Not so much. But, no, that's why I wanted to have her on here. Because we do have a lot of kids that listen to our show and younger folks that she could inspire to maybe go turkey hunt, duck hunt, drive a tiller-handled boat. Like, I mean, that's a cool thing. So I wanted to show those people like that this exists and she's thriving and she loves it. Yeah. She's having fun. She's not what the social media huntress used to be.

I'm so glad you said that. This is kind of a controversial take, not that controversial, but I don't like to be referred to as a huntress. I'm a duck hunter. Yeah. A duck hunt with my dad and my grandpa and a bunch of boys. I mean, I don't, that's kind of a derogatory term even to call a girl a huntress. I don't like that. See?

See why I told you she'd fit in here? You see? Y'all was questioning it. See? And we do have a live studio audience. Yeah, we got... You didn't know. We've got two John Davids and...

Hey, here's a great thing. And the woman enjoys going and doing it. Right. Okay. And does it well. Yeah. Let me tell you something. Any woman that will hunt Arkansas public ground...

Yeah. She's not to be trifled with it. Yeah. And bottom? Because there's a guy who dabbles in that still, some every year, that is the most worn out I will be after three, four, five days of hunting. Because you wake up at 1.30, 2 o'clock. You go get all your stuff. You go to the boat ramp. You're about seventh in line. You're never first. Yeah. If you don't, you're not going to get a spot.

Yeah, because they've done paid some 15, 16 year olds and two dozen deecoes to sit there all night. Yeah. Yeah. And that kind of deal. So, I mean, like, my hat's off to you. And I applaud you for doing what you do, but for also being a positive influence for the younger generation of hunter because like, that's doing what we do. We sell duck calls, right? I need young duck hunters buying duck calls. So like, I mean, it is like, you know, one hand feeds the other, so to speak. Yes, sir. No, I do appreciate that. And I'm glad you can stop by and chat with us for a little while. We're not done with you yet, but we all. I got a question before we go to break. No, we're going to take a break. And then you can ask your question.

So we'll be back right after this. I got a question. Yes, sir. All right. Which made you more nervous? Was it maybe an opening day of duck season or being in the different contest for Miss Teen Arkansas? Oh, I don't get nervous duck season. I get excited.

Okay. But now, getting on stage and I'll tell you this, you know, you see pageant girls and they say, you know, world peace, my platform was duck hunting. I was a female advocate for female participation in Waterfowl. So that made me nervous to get on stage. And you got a girl saying, we're a peace. And I said, shoot more ducks. I mean, that's nerve-wrack.

That gives you peace. Shoot more ducks. That gives me a lot of peace. What was your talent? Now, the Miss USA girls don't have talent. If they did, I'd blow a duck call for sure. We got one over there, if you put it together right now. I don't think we have anything in here that would be.

If you got one put together. Yeah, these are all props here. I don't think any of these would. I wouldn't even let you blow any of it. You wouldn't? No, just because I don't, because that's going to be a reflection on our craftsmanship, and I think all these are just thrown together.

But evidently, it didn't harm your stage. Yeah, you won. Yeah, I won. And that was crazy. I don't know. So it didn't do anything against your stage presence. It really shocked me that they ate it up. Were you shocked to win?

I mean, I went really trying to win. I mean, that was the goal for sure. But it's just in today's political climate, advocating shooting sports of any kind is really controversial. And to go up there and say, you're of Christian faith and you love to shoot ducks. I mean, that's, people don't always take that great. So I was a little shocked.

Well, then you need to hit them with the line the founding fathers wrote in our Declaration of Independence. They wrote a lot of lines, which one? Well, the one about, hey. She's got his number. I like it. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's right.

It just tickles me to death just to kill a big bottle of drink. I love to see him foe, and then I love to see the dog go get him and bring him back to me. That's right. That's happiness, right? That's happiness. That is happiness. And I pursue it regularly. Figurously.

That's right. Did you have, like, one question that, like, really made you think when they asked you, like, or if you, oh, no, I got a better one. So pretend you're on the other side of the pageant and sigh is a contestant. What would you ask? Si, me and you can be contestant. What pageant question would you ask sigh? All right. What pageant question would I ask Si?

Okay, well, can you tell me why you deserve to win instead of every other contestant here? Because I'm the best looking one on this state. I know that's real. Hey, and I got the most talent, boys. He tells him straight Yeah, what's your talent? I got to know Hey, and I got so much

You just choose I'll vouch for him Being a good dancer Hey, pick a subject Pick a subject I'll see if I know anything about it Physics, astrophysics even Oh, no, he knows about astrophysics

He's been watching PBS We can't go down that room We'll get lost in space on that one Oh no, I'll fix to, hey Matter of fact, I'm fixing to hit the fans With this Oh boy And I got a question for you.

Guess what Hunter showed me this afternoon when I come in and sit down? He said, hey, I found something. And I said, what did you find? He said, it has to do with space. I said, what did you find, son? He said, well, there's a James telescope that has been probing deep space. And guess what is it? It's locked on.

A giant question mark. I've actually got it on my phone. This is a telescope that's going through the galaxies and took a picture of a giant telescope. Now here's my question for you.

Number one, this statement. How crazy is that? Number two. Just so you can see what he's talking about here. Number two. Number two, I got a question. How did it get there? And why is it there? Do you think there

there's somebody out there saying, that's right. Somebody might, hey, there may be somebody out there chuckling in space over this. Because he might be saying, hey, take a look at this. This is just a little snippet of what you people don't even know about. So do you think it's a real question mark or is it just some kind of light anomaly? No. No, because I looked at it and it's a real question mark.

Okay. No, but like, I'm just, I'm playing devil's advocate here, obviously. Yeah. Like, question marks are only written. Like, how do, how does something I write on this desk end up? Yeah, in space. Yeah, that's what. In deep space.

I'd be way more curious if it was like a mallard drake. Yeah, me too. Because then I'd be like, now that's a mallor. Okay, now that's that, that, he comes from somewhere else. But a question mark, I think it's just some weird kind of light anomaly. As much as I would love to go. with you down a weird road because you know I love those yeah well now I got to tell you another little story okay I love it so you brought in about bending light and all this okay I got on an

airplane went to Tampa Florida I was being my band were singing for the Navy Seals so guess what happens when I get on the plane I get in my seat and the plane takes off I bow my head and I say my prayer I always say give me safe passage to where I'm going Lord Amen. And then when I say Jesus' name, I open my eyes and I'm looking out my window and we're at 30,000 feet and guess what? Oh, my window is right above. The cloud is right against my window. These big, aluminum, this white clouds.

You can't see nothing. And guess what's right next to my window? A milder drake. No. A rainbow. No. A circular. A complete.

circular rainbow is on the cloud right there on my window. And I'm looking and saying, this talk on my head, there's only one thing round on this aircraft. And that would be the jet engine that's hanging. I said, but that's below me in the clouds. So how is this rainbow on top of the clouds? Just sitting there. Just sitting there.

And look, it went all over. way to Tampa with me. Like a box of Lucky Charve. You just sit there. Stayed with him. Hey, when it disappeared was when we landed. When we come out of the clouds,

I lost my rainbow. Where's the rainbow? So, hey, where did that come from? I'm not smart enough to answer that when I let Maggie. God made the rainbows.

Hard saying not knowing. I remember reading, I remember reading somewhere in his word that he hung one in the sky as a sign a promise that, hey, I won't drown you fools ever again. Yep. Amen.

That's right. That's what a rainbow is. It's a promise. 100%. From the one who created it all and controls the molecular structure. So, hey, I just, when I look in and see a question mark in deep space, duh. Does it make you question things?

He might be. he might be just telling trying to tell you something you idiot oh yeah you think he's saying what you're looking for out here yeah yeah yeah yeah is this what you thought you'd find yeah i've got a question yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah see maggie that's the deal about this show you never know where you'll get to we went from hunting ducks and flooded timber to a pageant to a rainbow and that just that kind of that kind of sums us up in a nutshell well hey look look i watch i watch bvats i watch bbs and they watch volcanic ashen on Saturn, okay, the Voyager was checking it out, sending the stuff back to us,

and they found water vapor, and they found organic matter, and they also found salt in this water vapor. Well, hey, there ought to be some milder drakes down there on that stupid ocean. Eating that salt water. Eating that salt water. Yeah, hey, it could be, yeah, maybe some iders. Hey, yeah. They got salt. Maybe some French fries.

Because, hey, you can't see down there because, hey, it's got a big white fog in it. Hey, and you know, you can kill them in the fog. Yeah, you can kill them. Because when you see them, they're close. Yeah, they're right on top of you. Hey, when you can see them, they're shootable. Yeah. So would your talent be like just astronomy or what's?

Oh, your talent. Would your talent be astronomy? One of my talents is I have a lot of face. Or just a lot of PBS watching. Yeah. One of my talents is I have a lot of faith. I do agree with that. Okay.

Your other talent is you're mildly efficient at storytelling. He's the best storyteller, I know. I don't know if y'all had a time limit in those pageants or not, but, you know, you can sign open mic. Well, I'll just think, hey, they would not have any problem getting me to tell them stuff. They would probably say, sir, you've only got five minutes. And I said, well, hey, y'all ain't going to learn nothing today for me then. She just said 30 seconds. We get 30 seconds.

30 seconds. And then a buzzer goes off and we got shut up. Oh, hey, I see what happened here. Yeah, ain't that tragic? No, no. Yeah, I see what happened here. Okay. She said it.

This is all about seeing stuff. Okay. When you walked on the stage, you want it. Hey, I got a lot of good to say in 30 seconds now. Yeah. She's a lot of them. She's the woman said I can talk fast and talk straight. That's right.

Hey, there he go. Do you remember one of your questions? Oh, man. I was asked a lot of questions, but at Miss Teen USA, in my interview, this was a private interview. It wasn't my on-stage question. They said, if you could be in, this is what lost me. I got top 15 at Miss Teen USA. I did not get top five or obviously win, but I did win Arkansas.

But at the national competition, they said, if you could be involved in any industry, what would it be? I just, man, I said, well. Well, I've went this far off, I'm going to just go all the way. Something's going to get shot. Well, they meant like if I could have a hand in any type of industry and business and stuff. And I just said, man, everyone I know that has oil really good money. And they did not like that answer at all. But I said, I mean, I'd love for my daddy to have some oil fields.

I mean, heck. Preach, girl. Wouldn't we all? Holy. Boy, that's just being honest. Being truthful. Yeah. And I's thinking with your head on your shoulders too, thinking about your future, not thinking, you know, like, hey, I can appreciate that.

The truth will set you free. Amen. Here's the thing. How stupid was that question when you gave them the answer? They was an idiot for asking it. I mean, wouldn't you like to. You gave them, okay, hey, I would like to have anything to do with oil. I wish I had four or five of them in my yard.

Yeah. And they was pumping. I agree. That's what I said. Then she'd own a track of that Arkansas flooded Tender. That's exactly right. Then she had her owner on Riceville. That's exactly right.

Well, Maggie, thank you so much for stopping by. Look, for the people that want to know more about Maggie, where can they find you online, social media, wherever. You can find me on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and YouTube, and I have my own podcast as well. My podcast is the Maggie Williams podcast, and on all my social media outlets, it's at the Maggie Williams. Here's my question for you.

What do y'all talk about? We talk about. Your podcast. I'll let you take a guess. Duck hunting. Anything? Ducks and fathom. Ducks and fathoms.

boats. I guarantee. I guarantee. I'll like it. All right after this with Johnny D. will be back in. Johnny D. And darling,

it's been a pleasure having you on the podcast. Well, thank you for having me. Yes, sir. I told you all that would be way better without me in it. Oh, well, I'm just saying. She's great. Si, you've had the opportunity to meet Magid now.

What's your opinion? She was a wonderful young lady. Yeah. Five stars? Oh, no, 10. Ten. I gave her 10, son. 10, son.

10, perfect 10. The woman is a godfrey woman. She's duck on. She's got her own fast boat. Yeah, that's right. He's got her. He's got her nail. Well, hey, the woman has got it all, boys.

Okay? Hey. I wish I would have thought to ask her to come to the children's home and do some speaking to our kids there. There you go. I bet that would be awesome. And I bet she would. I'm trying to touch with it. She's right there.

And, hey, I broke the fourth wall. We're tearing down the fourth wall. And not only that, what she would tell them would be very useful in their lives. Y'all did fail to ask her one question. What? Her opinion on body slamming. Oh. No, I decided to get out of the relationship deal after we sent Hunter cowering in a corner over there

because he didn't know how to drive a boat. He was trying to stick up for himself, but it's like somehow a side turned his microphone. off. I don't know what it was. He kept open his mouth and nothing was coming out. We could hear every other word. Y'all get off of, Hunter. He's going to be all right. Look, I got the emails again today.

It's all girls, girl, I don't know how to talk to him. He's going to be all right. Now we know. He's just a little shy, boys. Buy fast boat. Yeah, buy fast boat. Y'all got to be jibble. That's our new answer.

Buy fast boat and then body slimmer. Hey, I'm going to make a t-shirt and bring it to him. Hey fast boat will drive. I own a fast boat. And will body slamming. I do not like fast boats. That's what it is. Hey, fast boat, I'll drive it.

How about one to just as tiller handle? I don't like fast boats either. I'm a slow boat kind of guy. I drive a boat like I drive my pickup truck. Okay, size of a fast driver. Below the speed limit. Just right there about it. I don't like to go fast in a boat.

Really? I'll ride with you in the boat then. Yeah. Now, if you want to go fast, John Gobbins you got. Because he's going to find that little flat piece of metal on the hot foot. Like he's going, he's going to get back there to the back end of it, 100%. He's the flying flea. But, Sa, look, I saw, are y'all still going?

I'm planning on doing what they call it, parasailing? No, praise God. Oh, yeah. I'll even give you my wife. My wife has already done it. She's the kind of adventurous type. I said, well, okay. You know, if you are going on.

Hey, can you imagine Cy and Christine arguing in a parasail like a hundred foot above the ocean? No, there wouldn't be much. argument to that. Literally my favorite thing. Wrong. That ain't a big argument. She grabbed his hands, wrong. Hey, we don't argue.

No, that was the craziest things ever happened to me. What? I was talking and she grabbed my hands and for some stupid reason I couldn't talk. And from then on she knew that was the key to show you up. She's got it in here. I'm not, he hits me when I touch him. Yeah, I've tried to hold his hand before. It didn't.

I've cracked opposite of that. He started talking more. He's got a good right hook for an old man. Fish get doubled up then. We got him signed up to swim with the dolphins. Praise the Lord. To see the waterfalls. Okay.

And a fishing trip. A fishing trip. Okay. Everybody likes that. Well, look, I hope you boys enjoy your trip. And it's time to get in an inbox. Hello at dot callroom.com is the inbox. I've got some stuff in my.

I mean, we don't have to. I got a bunch. It's up to you. This is exciting. I don't know what my phone is. Knock yourself out. Is this it? You lost your phone?

No, that's not. That's your phone. Why would you ask me if your phone is my phone? I'm testing you. I'm just checking you out. All right. You ready? Yeah.

Go ahead. Fire away. Jonathan from McCreary County, Kentucky. All right, John Boy. Kentucky. How does Martin believe in aliens but not Black Panthers? And how does John David believe in Panthers but not aliens? Time out.

At what point did I say I believed in aliens? I said I wouldn't be surprised if we're not the only rock with life. Yeah. I never once said nothing about, I didn't say, oh, I believe it's out there. I just said, I wouldn't be shocked. I believe. That's my deal. I'm not, it would not surprise me.

Si. I have to say, okay. But I'm very adamant against no Black Panthers. No, I can't remember the guy of name. He was in a political. And he used to say, okay, there are things you know, and there are some things that you'll never know. Ross Barrow. Some things are unknowable.

Yeah, unknown. Unknown. Yeah. Well, ain't that Ospero? That's why. A little H. Rossboro. We haven't explored. Republican Dirty Tricks, team.

We haven't explored everywhere, folks. Space is full of Black Panthers. Well, it's full of... Could be. Unknown. It's full of unknown. Earth? No.

Earth is void of Black Panthers and aliens. But somewhere out there, that's his opinion again when i say this i'm talking about a black mountain line i'm not talking about a jaguar that went black we've all seen that the leopard that goes black we've seen that mrs baxter mackie's giving the thumbs up to this side of the table oh oh you know welcome back anytime you know why she's from johnsborough she's from johnsborough that makes i've seen have you seen one yep oh yeah get out of here she's in I knew, I knew it.

He's part of the faithful people, Belize. No, man. Okay. Another one on that. That's why I said, hey, this is his opinion. Yeah. Okay. Team Black Panther forever.

And look, and I respect his opinion? I don't. No, no. Do you feel like he respect you? I'm a very open-minded person because he asks a question. Now, that's a lot. Wait, hey. You got the wrong last name to be considered open-minded.

Now, I will say, you're the most. open-minded out of that bunch. I have a bunch, right. Okay. That's a good one. Robertson and open-minded. No. But if you're taking a step, okay, and saying, okay, that they're not aliens and that they're not like a...

That's a big... You're taking a big step and a big change here, boys. That's like saying there's no gravity. Yeah. Whoa. You know? All right, I'm team. No aliens.

100% Black Panthers. That's where I'm at. Well, I believe. Why we got her. Maggie, Earth, round or flat? No? She said I didn't make it. A hard best answer ever.

Didn't make it. I didn't make it. Oh, my goodness. It's got to till her handle. Well, this baby spins past. Hey, if you question your father, you say, I only know one thing. It was real fast. Yeah.

We are moving pretty fast. I just seen I didn't see you Bucke in the Clemson, man We're real fan This one's kind of heavy And they said not to use their name Not too heavy

But I feel like Phillips got to be here to answer this Okay This is on Phil Because I feel like you're going to give the best answer Oh no, that's pressure Well The pressure's gonna go away once I ask it

So I'm gonna sit here a minute And let you really get to sweat No What's y'all's opinion on counseling? For example, like depression and anxiety. I feel like sometimes Christians think you should just pray it all away. I understand God can help, but we go to doctors for other sicknesses, so why not counseling too? Can I answer before you do?

Brittany goes to counseling every week. I'm a firm believer that counseling has helped her and helped our marriage along with prayer. I don't think that you can, I don't think one mutually excludes the other. That's right. I'm just giving you a person. experience from from our life and and i would go with the biblical stuff first you know you cast all your anxieties upon him and everything that we know about counseling really comes from the bible and so when you're counseling with someone and they're talking to you and you're sharing with them your ideas i think it's good for the people to go to counseling marriage counseling individual counseling and depression and other all of these things that people go through in life they need the bible

and they need a spiritual relationship with Christ, and they need to talk to somebody about it. It's all biblical. So counseling is really biblical. Si? I'm trying to. You want me to go for a second? Go ahead.

All right, while you think. Yeah. And where she says some people think you should just pray it all the way. Prayer is very important. Prayer is very powerful. 100%. But if I pray to God to bless my business. Without making any changes.

And didn't go to work. And then didn't, and just sat around waiting for him to do something. Like, hey, where's all the customers? Prayer without action. You still got to take the right steps in your life for that prayer to, God's going to give you the way and give you the strength and give you the direction. And that direction might include counseling. But you got to do your part.

And if that's counseling, that's counseling. That's great. Yeah, because if you go to counseling, you and your wife, let's say, you go to counseling. And neither one of you make any changes, you have to, haven't done anything but spend an hour with somebody that you hardly know that's why i was going to i didn't know how to word it jason has always said okay the definition of insanity doing the same thing doing the same thing and you're expecting a different result first and foremost okay if you go to counseling you're actually had to admit to yourself okay i've run

up on something here that I may need help with. Yeah. So you've got to realize, okay, there is a problem. And all of us being human, maybe I don't know how to handle this. Yeah, that's a good point. And I actually need help, okay, because if you don't listen to the person you go to for counseling, it's like you were talking about. Yeah.

You wasted your time. And their time. And their time. Yeah. Because if you're not listening and saying, okay, I've got a problem, okay, and in and of myself, I've trying to deal with it and nothing's changing. Yeah. And I think we're like, too, in like a really cool time in the world and in society where

counseling used to be seen as like a negative. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And now people are. And now people are more open to talking about it and people see the real benefit to it. So it's not seen as, oh, my gosh, so you're into something that you can't handle yourself.

Like, it's not, it doesn't have the same stigma. I think that it did 20 years ago. Yeah. Welcome to the real world. Yeah, 100%. And so. Welcome to the real world, folks. I mean, me and Brittany have done couples counseling a few times. And like I said, she goes weekly starting after the kids because she was having trouble dealing with postpart.

them stuff. So, like, I, I highly, highly recommend it. And if your spouse or loved one is in it, go with them sometimes. Like, I'll sit in on Britney stuff, like, just to let her, because I need to hear the things that she's going through that maybe she'll tell the counselor that she won't tell me. Like, and I need to, I need to have the ears to hear that. That's made, and it's probably, and most of the time, it's not, it's not like a problem in our marriage, but it's a way that I can support her that she doesn't feel like she's babbling on or doing you know something like that like it's just counselors would tell you just what you just said he's never told me that yeah yeah i didn't know that yeah yeah and they look at each other and you know why didn't you ever tell me that

yeah that's exactly right i needed to know that's how you felt for crime out loud maybe i maybe i can and change. Maybe to help me change me. 100%. I love Christian counseling. No, no. Okay. I love biblical principles being applied to our lives because people construct a reality based on their experience, things that have happened in their life. And some people want secular counseling. That's one thing. But I have to have, I have to have the biblical principles along with counseling. And if medication's involved,

that's okay. Okay. To a certain degree. To a certain degree because over-medicating and not dealing with your problems, all that does is put a Band-Aid on it and it makes it worse later. Yeah, you're just burying it. Yeah. That's exactly right. You're not dealing with it. You're throwing.

You're not addressing the issue. Yeah. Okay. That's why I just, y'all, all of my mentors, okay, were human beings that had flaws. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. I learned from what they went through that they told me about. Yeah.

Yeah. We're all human beings and we're all flawed. Okay. That's why Jesus, that's why we need him so desperately. Yeah. Amen. Okay. We need help.

Preach it. Me and my wife, 31 years ago, we did premarital counseling, and it was great. If you can do that before you get married, do it. You do it. It's great. Yep. And then Phil Robertson actually mentored and, and you don't have to call it counseling,

but he mentored me in a way for several years to get me going in the right direction. So that was counseling. It was therapeutic to me. And I saw a side of Phil that most people don't see loving and kind and generous

and faithful and, I mean, all these things, I mean, I love Phil. I love the Robertsons because they converted me and my family to the Lord all those years ago. Amen.

I thought you were about to say gentle when talking about Phil. And I was like, no, no. He can be when he's teaching and training. Like he said, okay. I promise you. He saw, because like, you know, growing up with my brother, okay, he's not a gentle man.

Right. But yet he is. Yeah. In the Lord he is. Okay. He is, okay, because, you know, because otherwise, like I had gave up on him when he was running wild. When he was running on the devil. Yeah.

Okay. I literally had written him off. And just so we're clear. duck hunting, Phil is not gentle. No. No, no, no. I would never say that. I wouldn't say that.

One time. Yeah. One time I made it. I never got to bite it back either. Yeah, but you got to understand. Okay, you got to understand. He was raised by a father, who I call my father, dad, okay? He was a hard man.

Oh, 100%. I agree. He grew up under that. Yeah. Okay. So to show emotions or show weakness, He takes kindness as, oh, that's a weakness. Yeah.

Which is not. Kindness is that, hey, you care. Okay. Yeah. You know, I feel your pains for crying out. That's right. I got an example for you. Yeah.

So we had a men's group, and Phil was leading this men's group of new converts. And we had one guy, Si, who went back into the world. Yeah. Yeah. And look, and it was upsetting to all of us. But I can remember Phil, wiping the team. from his eyes saying, boys, y'all don't need to go back into that. You know, it's just things like that where he does have that side to him, you know, to help you.

Oh, 100%. But in the duck blind? No, yeah. I don't want to mess with him. No, that's his, that's his football team out there. Cut them. Cut them. I'm practicing for next time I go.

Cut them. Well, this has been really fun. Jody D. You got one to send us home? I think I think I found one that's kind of hand in hand. Proverbs 12, 15, the way of fools. seem right to them, but the wise listen to advice. Amen.

Very good. All right. That was a lot of fun.