Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Fesses Up to a Game Warden & She Is READY for It

Episode Date: November 9, 2023

Uncle Si tells all about meeting a girl who recently became a Texas game warden. She immediately won him over — so much that he admitted all his hunting sins without blinking an eye. The boys are impressed with yet another of Godwin’s unexpected hidden talents that he mastered for his wife, Paula. John-David opens up about a recent health struggle, but the boys are quick to turn it into a hilarious and revealing conversation. Producer Hunter sends the room into comical chaos with a confession from his teen years. Si gives his best advice on how to balance being a soldier with being a father and husband. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin, I got some of your friends' stickers on the mail. Did you? Yeah. I'll put him on a back. I'll put him on a back of the old laptop. We got a large-mouth bass wearing a Tennessee hat and then just a Tennessee hat on top of the water. I also have a T-shirt coming that says Bill Dance for President. Yeah, that'll work.

It hasn't come in yet. That'll work. So if you could send him a text and say, I know he's packing all of them himself. The Bill ain't ever going to be president. He needs to be. No. He's younger than the crown. Well, the thing about it, though, he's got better sense than that.

Well, he ain't going to be able to fish. He won't nobody. He won't be able to fish. And he won't tell nobody. But he'd have a heck of a stock pond in the back of the White House. He probably built one out front. You think there's any fish in that giant square pond? The forest gunpoint waiting through?

Uh-huh. I doubt it. Too shallow. Is that a fountain or a pond? A bunch of frogs. I ain't ever been there. Have you ever been to Washington, D.C.? Yes, or I have.

Have you waited across that square pole? No, I haven't. I've seen ducks on it. I know it's got duck because I've seen them. How cool would it be to hunt that pond? Yeah, that pond. Hey, Wacken's attacking, boy. Them ducks wouldn't, they're used to people.

All the problem is you get to shooting around there, people probably going to shoot back. Yeah, yeah, that may be the problem. You may be a problem. I may be an issue. I heard talking about ducks. We were sitting on a deer stand yesterday. I'm in the mountains.

to Arkansas. Okay. And there's a creek running right behind us. Ooh, that's a good duck. That's a good deer hunt. And there was wood ducks in that thing. Just playing and getting on the bank. Well, they're having a good time?

Yeah. Okay. I was thinking, well, that's the last thing I thought I'd see up here in the mountains. Some woodies? Yeah. And then I, I was looking at them, you know, and all that. And then I turned back around. looking up. We was in lock on.

Paula was right beside me. And she said, and I'm like, yeah, I didn't seen them 10 minutes ago. She didn't say duck. She said buck. Oh, she didn't say duck. So I didn't pay no attention. Okay. You dug got zoned in on it.

Right. Hey, hadn't needed to translate it. It was not duck. It was fuck. Yeah. So did Ms. Paula finally strike? No. Still a deer watcher. she ain't hungry enough yet quit feeding that woman gobby you quit feeding her she'll shoot you one

oh yeah I fix it I if hey tell her hey look she got it um pile the dough I'm gonna quit yeah you're gonna need to tell her hey I'm gonna quit taking you if you ain't on shoot nothing she said she wants to shoot a buck

with her bow and she said oh I pile them you can shoot a dough anytime I said I get that six five in my hand I'll feel a freezing send that hour down

range and let's have little steak Yeah, they said her now anytime. Yeah, like get the whooping on them. Well, she picked her hand up and put it on her bow

and I went, okay, okay. And she let it back down. Was that back down? The deer walked off, she said, too young. Too young. Well, me and B.K.

She said, I got bigger horns than that on the wall. Me and BK didn't do that. Oh, yeah, you went hunting. Yeah, well, you went hunting too. He went whacking and stacking. Oh, yeah. Hey, we went to one of them high-polluting places.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's high-fence, too. High-polluting, not high-fent. Yeah. And, hey, this farm, you know, I don't know what the big deal is about people who don't like high fence. Okay. Tell them about it. Yeah, well, it is, stupid, okay, yeah.

It depends on the side. I know branches, okay, that are thousands of acres. Yeah. What's the big deal if you got to? a fence around it. Round your bound. Okay. Because you're going to sit on a deer stand and you're only going to be on what, 10 acres

pretty? Hey, buddy. I got a fence around my yard in the neighborhood. Best believe I buy a piece of property. It's going to have a fence. No, no. And that ain't to keep animals in. That's to keep humans out.

Keep everybody out. That's to keep young youths like myself. Yeah. For poachers. But Ben B&BK was at Triple Eagle Ranch. Okay, with Eddie and his son, Justin. Do you see three Eagles? Oh, well, no, no, yes, a whole bunch of eagles on his property.

They're Mexican Eagles. Oh, yeah, the Kara Kara. Yeah, care of care. Yeah. And hey, mean devils, too. That suckers are mean. Yeah, they're cool looking. Yeah, they're pretty.

Yeah. They're pretty. And, hey, you'd be watching deer, you know, see two eagles come up there, you know, having combat and having, you know, they're trying them. Well, the rut is on. Well, hey, if, well, them eagle's ruts on, too, because they up there doing all. kind of arabics. Aerobatics, baby. But no, I killed a nice

12 point. Nice. A southwestern typical deer. Okay, 24-inch inside spread. Is that it? No. No, I ain't the one.

No. Yeah, it is. No, it ain't. It says it. There he is. Yeah, it is. That's him. I didn't take a look good enough look at him, boy. I didn't think he was that tall.

I mean, that's you sitting Indian style next to a deer with the wild Hey, I didn't notice he's that tall Hey But it's a beautiful There was two of them It was two of them there

Like that Okay, under a feeder You know And Justin had said me Okay You know He's a shooter Which one's Justin?

Uh One in the middle The green All right Yep I got you He said that's a shooter It was two of them

Stayed there about Pretty close looked like, you know, bros. He said, I don't shoot if you want him, yeah. So, you know, I put it on him, squeeze the trigger, and the deer acted squirly. Quirly. Well, yeah, I just got a whole poke with me.

Well, no, but no, hey. You know, it was a big dust pile kicked up behind him, you know. And he jumped a little bit and just, I thought he just went over to the left and then turned around, and then he just come walking back through, looking like he hadn't even been shot. And I said, I said, yeah, I said, did I miss that stupid deer?

Did you? Well, apparently you didn't. Well, yeah, no, no. But what it was, the other one is the one that come walking back. Mine run and fell about 10 yards just inside. That's a good thing you didn't get confused in all of the melee. No, no. Oh, I missed him.

Let me shoot him again. No, no, because I was thinking, just. what you said. I said, well, I need to get on him again, you know, but he already went in the brush. And I said, cow, I was fixing to just, hey, take that battle off and just beat the fire out of me for wounding that deer. Well, but hey, they went up there and looked, you know, after we sit there about 30 minutes, you know, he's a good shot. But he just acted squirly. But you got it. But I got it, man, beautiful deer. Yeah, that sucker's beautiful. Yeah, and the one BK, of course, she shot hers the evening, we got there.

Yeah, she ain't waiting on. Oh, no, no, she gets in the stand and they just walk out there. Yeah. Well, she's got a beautiful deer. He's, what, six years old, I think? Deer Slayers. Yeah, oh, she's a deer magnet. I can't wait to hear Stone's version of these stories.

Oh, no. They was out there, what, about 30 minutes? 30 minutes. 30 minutes. Hey, he walked out. Some people got them rabbi's feet. No, no, hey, she is a deer magnet. Yeah.

Because when the phone buzzed and, and, and, and, Justin's, you know, we sitting in a stand. So it was already that little, you know. I said, yeah, she doesn't shot her. She don't whacked her one, but. Oh, you know, fire, you know that, you know. Mm, mm-mm, mm-mm. Well, that's her 16th birthday present.

Oh, yeah. Yep. Sweet 16. Is that one of us? Sunday. Sunday was her birthday. She ought not be that old. Who, B.K?

Hey, B.K has killed more big deer. Oh, yeah. Than most men, 50 years old that's been hunting for 30 years. Yeah, you need to send Paula hunting with her. I'm telling you, hey. She'll show her where the safety is and a trigger. And show her word of course. She's supposed to shoot them.

Yeah. Well, that's what Paula says. She looked at me and she said, I don't know. She said, I might have messed up there. I said, well, gun season's coming up. Yeah. Got that always in your back. Goblin, you're having a rough day?

Why? Well, you brought a whole pot of coffee with you. I just. Boy drinks. Most time you come with a cup. It's evening coffee. But this time you... Well, they got one now you can tow it around with you.

Hey, fill it up. That's what they call these things. I give up. A pot? Yeah. Coffee pot? No, they call them something. A craft or what do they call that?

A carafe? A carafe. Is that what it is? Yeah. I think that's just the right... But I thought a carafe was out of glass. Yeah, I think that's a coffee pot, right? This is my dear.

This is the cheap. This is the cheap. cheap version. It's a cheap version, boys. That's cuisine art. That's fancy, isn't it? I don't know. You got to go to bedbath and beyond to get that.

It was in the kitchen. You got to go in the kitchen to get it. So if somebody wanted to make a cup of coffee right now, they can't. They're out. They're out, boys. He stole the pot. Oh, Lord. I ran into Bella asking me where the coffee pot went.

Found it. What did you tell her to come in here and get her? I did. Yeah. Did she come get a cup of coffee? No, I think she was too scared. She's too scared. Because this ain't got as much water as they put it in there.

Yeah, it's a little stouter. Yeah, we got a whole bunch of new people working up here. They frothing stuff and they got all kinds of... I got one of them at the house. I froth it up for all of them. Oh, for all you folks driving out there, I'm sorry. That's right. That was frothing the coffee.

Yeah, keep it between the mail and the mustard. Ooh, wow. Boy, howdy, Hunter. Good luck on that one. Good luck on fixing that audio. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means?

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Support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Half and high. Half and half. Half and half what? half and half milk or whatever that may it's half and half oh half and half it ain't real milk you don't cook much i use heavy whipping cream well it's all right yeah look at that boy he ain't used half of nothing that's right that's the whole thing that's biblical there's a verse about either going all in or being lukewarm don't worry boys heavy whipping half you can do them designs on top but

other than not designs on top of coffee Godwin, do you make coffee art? Yeah. Do you have pictures of it? For my woman. You think Godwin stops and takes pictures of his coffee, Hunter? Maybe. But she's using that.

I don't know what kind of it is. I'd know it if I sing the bottle, but it don't froth up as good as half and half. It gets thick, you know. Oh, okay. I don't know, because I'm not a coffee drinker. I'm way too young to drink coffee. You pour it right?

In the middle, it's just, then you bring it to the side. Would Phil drink it? No. No, he wouldn't put that in there. I don't need it. My woman does, though. She calls it a... Cappuccino?

No. Late. Commento? Yes. Bravo, something. Bravo. Breave leach. Yeah.

Breave leach. That's what I'll build her every morning. I don't know. Bravo leet? That means something with milk in it. As lece as milk, right? Bravo, Lake A. I don't know.

I heard Willie order it won't know. Then just give her a scoop of ice cream in a coffee. That'd be better. That'd be better. It would ruin the ice cream. But that ain't what you want. I had to pick it worse. You won't.

There's coffee people listen to this. I mean, not many of them. Oh, they're going to be some comments on there. Oh, yeah. Hey. He said Bravo Lake A or something. I can't pronounce it. Oh, no.

He needs to put a scoop of ice cream in there and do what he's done. At the Martin House, if you want a cup of coffee. you held ransom by a curing and just figured it out. I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, I at least have the pods there so you can make it if you want it. You make it yourself. Yeah. We have coffee stuff.

My wife, I think she drinks it. Yeah, we have it in case the odd person. It takes so long. Yeah. It's a mate. Oh,

if I was, if you had to go to a desert island, coffee would be one of the things I'd take with me. In the top, that's like a top three thing? Yeah. That's coffee? Coffee?

Coffee? what happens when you run out would never run out you can take a lifetime supply king I don't know who's lost well I ain't gonna be on it that long I mean I'll be getting off that thing he ain't gonna stay on a

coffee I'll build me a ship yeah hey he built him a ship buddy he ain't standing on those deserted island not even in my top 200 300 300 500 5th I can't even cost you last thing I'd be working It's probably just above a jar of mayonnaise. Yeah. Oh. Jarl mayonnaise.

No, I would take the mayonnaise first. No, I can at least drink coffee. But now you can get you a fish, fillet a fish. That needs a little mayonnaise. No, it does. No, it does. We're stuck. We're stuck on an island.

I don't want that. Yeah, that's my other thing, be a fishing pole. Yeah. Now, that one makes total sense. I'm with you. That's the necessary. And my woman. We're tracking?

I wasn't going to get lonesome. Uh-oh, you wouldn't don't get lonesome. All right. Is that? You got me on two out of three. I just don't know why y'all sit around and drink coffee. I'm with you so far. And it's no longer deserted if there's two of you.

That's just called a honeymoon. Gohwin. There you go. There you go. Godwin, you wouldn't take a raft. Who's this guy? A raft? You can take three things.

You wouldn't find a way to get off the island? Just. Since when are we taking three things? A fishing pole and wife. If I got my fishing pole and coffee and my woman, why would I want to leave? Yeah. Why would he want to leave? He's got everything he needs.

That's a good point. Hey, that message coming in straight from Rocky Top over here. The producers are, they got lots of questions today. Hey, look, Beth ain't here. It's time for producers run wild. That's my big dog. She always keeps that string real tight on it. That's right.

That's right. Look there. The Canadian's gone. Beth ain't here to lay down the law. They just over there talking in mics and everything else. How many things can we talk with us? I don't know. You know, I'm waking up the rules.

Is this the like television show survivor? Because you don't get nothing on there. Or just like naked and afraid. Naked and afraid you get one thing. Alone you get 10. Alone you get 10? Yeah. That's not even hard then.

Oh, 10? Let's see. What else? In a refrigerator. Sandwich meat. Cheese, bread. You need sandwiches. Microwe.

And I got five more things. That's what Paula. Look, she got a ham when we went to the camp this weekend. And she wiped up at hand. him and she was gone put some beans in there and make some, you know. Yeah. But I ate them sandwiches and eat all the ham. She said, the ham being laid.

How do you eat them every day? I said, that's one of my favorite foods, ham sandwich. That is true. He signs it everywhere he goes. Oh, no. Hey. It's not a lie. That's, hey, how don't you got good bread, cheese, mustard?

That's, okay. Mione. And, hey, no, full of mayonnaise. up. Okay? Tomatoes and lettuce. Hey, there ain't nothing better than a fresh ham. On toasted bread.

Toasted bread. You didn't say toaster. Well, I got 10. Hey, he got 10 out. If we're up to 10, I mean, we're going to have sushi on the list. Let's say. Hey, look, you don't even have a microwave toast it. This was a honey ham.

It's a honey ham, Mark, and toasted. It's a honey ham, Mark. Yeah. It's a honey ham. Not that. They're right. They're fine. Yeah.

All you got to do is just take it forth and take it off. You know what my favorite type of ham is? And then when you get down to the bone, that's when you gnaw that. That's good. The cubed ham, something about them cubes of ham. Cubed of ham. You ever get the cubed ham and just grab a hample of it? That guy and the, like on.

At the pizza buffet? Yeah. On top of them salad, you betcha it's going on there. There's something good about cubed ham, son. sitting in that salty water. They're like little pink cubes of salt. That's right. It's awesome.

You don't like cube down, Martin? No. You couldn't eat a sandwich every day of your life until you died. Yeah, I could. I prefer not to. I would rather not. But, I mean, I could. I do like sandwiches.

Good rib-is steak. But I couldn't eat the same sandwich. Like, I'd have to, there'd have to be some peanut butter in the alley. Well, you could put mustard on it one day. the next day you put my nays on it I don't know if you've ever seen duck dynasty but the reason I got all that mustard ain't because I eat it like I'm not a condiment guy

I don't like sauces I don't I'm not a sauce guy I don't like that about you well I just think if something's cooked well it doesn't need a sauce I don't I don't there's no reason to camouflage I like when I fry my duck I like to dev it in salm well you just like

snort and horseradish Like, let's just call it what it is. Every one of your salves has got a half a jar of horseraddle jar. Oh, there you go. If it don't take your nose, it ain't worth. I'm actually with them on that. I mean, you'd be better just to wake up in the morning and go and call it good. I probably could.

He probably could. I love horseradish. It's always in the door of my refrigerator. I'm aware. There's three things that will be in the guy with one's refrigerator. Coffee? No. That's in the freezer.

No, horseradish, sour cream. and mayonnaise. He may not have anything else. He may not have anything else. He's all the mayonnaise and sour cream out of that. But them three things are a staple in his refrigerator. Really? And there's also going to be a sour cream container

that's got some form of leftovers in the refrigerator. That's Mr. Paola. You've 50-50 chance on whether you're opening a sour cream or last week's peas. Yeah. Like you just don't know. But which was the same way growing up at my house. That butter.

Yeah, butter. Country crock. Contry got. Yeah. No, that ain't. That's a, that's too. Huh? Yeah.

You like, hey, I need to get, oh, man, that's turnip greens. Let me put them back in there. You know how many people used to show up to work with just a tub full of butter and then be sad when it wasn't their lunch? Oh, they grabbed the wrong one. Now you grab the actual butter. Yeah.

Well, I don't know that I've ever seen one with butter. Our cool whip. Lots of cool whip. That's what you freeze blueberries in. Yeah. Cool whip containers, yeah. It's, uh, I feel like we need McMillan here to really expound on this, because he's a leftover guy.

No, he just puts hamburgers in his back. He takes it home with him when he's on a trip. I'll tell you, one of the ten things I'm not taking on an island with me is Philip McMillan. Whoa! Why not? I would take McMillan. He's handy as a pocket on his shirt. Huh?

He's entertaining. He is entertaining. I don't know. Handy's a strong one. He would have those food supply with him. Because he'd all be in his backpack. From last year. You remember

With him alone You'd have a little more variety Whether you wanted it or not Yeah We should do an episode of alone But just with the six of us I wouldn't make it Well then we wouldn't be alone

I wouldn't make it Just all six of us All we're going to go to separate places No No just drop us all off together And see the hierarchy Of how things work Where are going?

As a man who loves a long time Like myself I wouldn't make it. Yeah. I don't like the idea of being on an island with y'all. No chance. But Stone and McMillan would be there too. No.

No? No. No? No. Ain't no redhead. Ain't no ice cream. Ain't no women. Ain't no bed.

Ain't no good soft bed. Ain't my pillow. Yeah. No. Like. This state said, ain't no women. Hey, look. Ain't no women.

Oh, I didn't even say that. But Deer Hunt was really fantastic for our, because we had a, a very good looking game ward. Well, time out. Okay. Time out. We might need stone. I want to know.

I want a reset. Yeah. Because I want size version without stone here. And then we all joins us again. I want that version because something tells me there's probably two different perspectives on this. So let's take a break. A game warden. A game warden.

No. Hey, when y'all said a beautiful, you know, your game warden female type. Yeah. Okay. Cheyenne was a looker, son. So Cheyenne, the Texas. The Texas Game Orden. Yeah, yeah.

She was a looker. She came to check at his ranch out, but it was a courtesy visit. She said, hey, the Game Warden is off tonight. And I said, well, good, baby. Come on here and sit down beside me. So you actually sat down in a conversation with a game warden. No, well, that's not like you. And hey, I love it.

Yo, because we used the drone. Were you close to San Antonio? Huh? No, we didn't go to San Antonio. But you were close to it? Huh? Did you find her? All I know is, I don't know.

is I don't remember any of the towns, but the airport is named Alice. Okay, continue. Yeah. Okay. So that tell people where it's at, we landed at the Alice Airport. And Alice, Texas. Yeah, and Alice, Texas. So you sat down and broke bread and had casual conversation with a game.

Yeah, and I got to tell the duck hunt stories, because she loves the duck hunt. Okay. Okay. And when I told them about, hey, that they always, according to the Robbersons, I ain't killed nothing, so I I told them, I said, well, hey, 25 till coming there one day. Uh-oh. I shot the first three shots and 17 fell, but she was done like this. Like she was writing it down, told me, well, I'm going to get you for this, right you up for that.

So you just sat down and admitted all your touchy. Hey, we had a wonderful time. But you didn't tell. Is this her? That is that good-looking thing. I already found her because I'm possibly the greatest internet sleuth from all the time. But here's my favorite part. You're very good.

Boom. Playing with a snake. That's your friend? No, no. Because when they showed me the picture. That's a rattlesnake. Yes, a rattlesnake. Look, and she told us while we're sitting there eating.

Wait, you said she was a game warden. She's a sheriff. No, she is. She became a game warden. This is an article from 2003 about the game warden class. Well, she was. Oh. Don't sleep on me.

I'll find you. She was a police woman for six years in a state of Arizona. Well, how old is she? Okay. I don't know, probably I'd say 24. It's that. Shian, you're invited on the show. 100%.

You're the only game board, and I will extend this invitation. Hey, she's going home with us here sometime. She's going to what? She's going to hunt with me. But she can sit down here and talk with us. Oh, no. I still don't trust her in the field. And I told her, I said, hey, look.

That's another state. You're welcome to come to Eddie's ranch, but you've got to leave the snake at home. Hold on. But I'm interested. Did you just invite her to someone else's ranch? ranch? Huh? Only you.

Well, I mean, he don't own none of that, but apparently he invited her duck hunting at Fields. That's right. And we, we know, I want to feel and Jason. I wanted the woman to have a good time. Oh. Being Stone and Cheyenne are going to be duck hunting somewhere down there on the property. Originally from San Diego.

Yeah. Wow. I'm just interested in her story. So she started in San Diego, was a sheriff in Texas or in Arizona. Yeah. And ended up as a Texas game ward. that was her goal in life. She's getting closer all the time.

I know. She's crowding this area. Now, what's she going to end up being a federal game board and then Louisiana is the next obvious step. Like, time out. Now, that's why we didn't get her here and make friends. Like, we need to find out a little more. No, we all had a real good time.

And she's a very, he's fabulous young lady. And I said, why in the world would you want to be a game board? And she said, that's just what I want to be. There you go. There you go. You know what that tells me? There ain't a lot of gray in her life. Oh, no.

Look, but what she wants is black and it's white. Yeah, she was telling Eddie. She said, hey, I want a six-foot rattlesnake. Okay. Don't blow its head off. Okay. Catch him. And then I'm going to put him in a bucket and freeze him.

And then I'm going to have him mounted and have him in my living room. And you sat and talked to this one? Oh, yeah. I sat beside it. But, hey, I was told her, hey, now, me and you couldn't get along. Because hey, you like snakes. I see, if you were into social media and things, you would be making a post with them little red flags up everywhere.

And it'd say number one, game warden, number two, plays with snakes. Yeah, snakes. That's out. I mean. I'm real confused. Wow, what a life. There's a lot of rattlesnakes up there. So what did you learn from or anything?

No, no, that was going to tell you. We use drones to look for ducks on our property. So right now, that's an issue. Yes. Okay, how you can use a drone. Mm-hmm. Yeah, because now they've got thermals. No, well, that and, you know, some of them are big and you could mount a gun on it.

Yeah, I see that? Leave it to human beings. Something's made that can be used for good. Well, they're going to go to the other side. They're going to use it for evil. I think the first drone came equipped with a weapon. Well, no. I think they figured out they could.

then put a camera on well no no i'm just saying so there right now you know the laws are studying and fixed to be right laws about how you can use it yeah you have to have a permit for you know how you use it yeah i do the one that i i don't but see here comes problem because this is where humans get involved like there's places where you can't use them to aid in the recovery of game no no yeah which is that that's wrong that ought to be you No, no, no, you should be able to use it for that. But the problem is you got the people that would use it. Wrongly.

Right. And go up there and look and then go kill him. No, no. Then instead of using it for its intended. No, no. Yeah, that's the rub. Well, no, that's why I was saying. You know, that's why the law is getting into it right now.

And I'm telling you, there's been laws written of how you can use it. You've got to have a permit for it and all this, yeah. Yeah. When used correctly, they can be an invaluable resource. Yeah. It'd be a great tool. to have at your disposal. And look, as long as you stay about 600 feet or more up,

ducks don't move from it. Yeah, yeah. Just so I hear. You get below 600 feet. Right on. No, no. Yeah. Yeah.

You better not like you drone too much, is that all I'm going to tell you. We've crashed a few. Well, I went fishing on the Gulf, and they was playing with it while we was at the dock. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. And I told Sinky, I said, y'all taking that out. And we're going to, he said, what are you going to do? He said, well, when you all get a big fish on, I'm on Femmy.

I said, that would never make it back to the dock. Show didn't. And it didn't. Like a second flight ever. It's down there with the Titanic. Second flight ever, he hit some of the rigors. Goal. And you heard splash.

And he said, ooh, it was a small thing. One drone on the bottom of the ocean. Yeah. For about a thousand. There's more than one out there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That was the thing I told her. I said, look, you make some beautiful. videos with that. I said, because I give you example. We filmed when we was fishing with Redfish down there with Captain Josh, on that epic redfish

where we caught 25 of the biggest big redfish, 20 to 50 pounds. And this was a catch and release deal. We just caught them and fought them, had a good time, and they turned them loose. They're too big to eat. You catch about six. But boy, it was fabulous footage.

Yeah. When that drone went up, we got two boats about 10 yards apart. It looked like somebody dumped a thousand gallons of blood underneath the boats. Because the whole ocean was red. It was about a thousand big redfish in a school. Well, that was a good trip, though. I guarantee you. That was fun.

I'm still lost on the fact that you invited a game more than to come hunting. Yeah, I missed something. I was too busy trying to find people on the internet that don't know that they're being found on the internet. You looking for Christine's replacement or something? No. Like you interviewing people? Something wrong with Christine? We don't know.

No, like I told her, I said, I'm warm. This is a hillhound. Well, we all know that. What's a hillhound? She knows it now. She knows it. Yeah, well, we all know that. I'm just trying to figure out why you invited a game ward to come hunting with.

That just feels like kissing your sister or something. I don't really know. I don't know. I don't want to hunt with a game warden. I don't either. And we do everything by the book. and I still don't want them right there beside me. Like, I just know.

They're going to be looking at you. I don't want to go fishing with one either. Doesn't sound fun. I don't. I don't. There's way too much interpretation of them laws that you can be in trouble and not even realize you doing anything. And then one's blonde and size like.

And then she's blonde in South Texas. Hey, come on. Move in. Like, yeah, come on down here. You can be one of a duckman. Hey, it's just her job. I'm not being. hard on her. I'm being hard on the profession.

It's not her individual. Well, I'll fix that. Okay, because I was trusted lately. All right. That's where they get you. She's done her and you trust, step one. Well, hey. That's like the blacklist type stuff. Raymond Reddyting going to come in here now. She was slicking you.

Oh, yeah. You're about to get snuffed out, big dog. She doesn't earn you trust. That's all of it. Well, hey. That's it. Well, she's done that just being a woman. I guarantee you.

She didn't have to try hard for you. Unbelievable. Got a break. Got a break, well, I'm just trying to, while I figure out the future of this company after this duck season. You got me,

boy, that's all you can say. Hey, I'll figure out where we go, but let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. Y'all got ear thing going on? I do.

We both did. I'm good now. James does too. I'm good now. It's been a month. Yeah. I'm going to the E&P next week. Which one?

I give up. I'm going to hear his nose. He's going to ears and nose. He's going to ears. nose and throat. Oh, I know that, but I mean, I'm all three of them. All three of them. I got to get a colonoscopy. Say, ah.

I don't want to. I think I might not. You won't, ma'am. Oh, you want to. Whoa. What she got on all that ball. Martin, are you getting, is that at your house? Yeah, Jackson playing in the ball pit. They've got a whole ball pit?

That's a little tiny one. I like that. Oh, I love it. Oh, yeah. I don't have, like, that little shark thing. What shark? Baby shark? This little shark toy.

Oh, yeah? That I got with them. Yeah, I do the baby shark thing with them, and they think it's hilarious. And then Whalen tries to feed the shark, the balls from the ball pit. There you go. He, like, has the shark's mouth open the whole time, and he's trying to put the ball in his mouth. So, right, whatever. You know, that's kids, man.

I never thought I'd be getting those kind of text, and they'd make me smile. So here you are. But no, we're back. And you, colonoscopy, huh? What? Oh, wow. I thought we were in a break. Olinoscopy, huh? Yep, I'm apparently going to have to get a pretty young one.

So, Johnny D. Wood. We alluded to it on our last episode. Oh, we did. In a commercial. I was going to just move on. No, we're not going to move on. So you remember I was sick and I got an EKG the other day. Mm-hmm.

Well, stuff went haywire over the next week. And I was, I mean, I was doubled over. I was hurting. Yeah. And then a weekend showed up, I was like, this is misery. You get your art check, now you get another part of you. I think he's been scoped from the router to the tutor. I didn't get scoped.

They just took a whole picture of from... By the time it's dumb with you were... I am. And I get there with that, they're going down your throat. That's right. So, anyway, I thought maybe my appendix had exploded in my chest and stuff. I don't know. Oh, big.

Things were going wrong. You're falling apart. And my mom, her appendix burst And my mom, it burst three days Before she went to the ER That woman's tough And she finally went She passed by the ER

She was driving And because it didn't seem like Anybody was there She went in And so I was like Well maybe I'm just born With the toughness of my mother And we all know that ain't true

Yeah, didn't think so either And maybe that's what's wrong And she was like My mom said you're going You're getting you checked out So She's thinking he's gonna go sit in there for four hours like I did.

She went with me. No, let me tell you what Jan was thinking. I ain't counting them crickets no more. Yeah, that's true, too. I got to keep my employee health. So me and mom went to the emergency room. I was like a week ago, I guess, yeah. I got the selfie.

Yeah, I was like, may or may not be there tomorrow. Let me know, I don't know what's happening if I'm, but they scanned me. They saw something in the intestines that's like, we don't know what it is yet. I'm going to find out. But I took like a bunch of horse. spills all week and I feel better now.

You feel better? Yeah, I'm not. You have like a big movement? No? No, so that never happened. So whatever's in the intestines is still in there. They saw, it's an abnormal. I'm fine.

I might have to, you know, change my diet, which for me is hilarious. Like, because I just, I got old iron gut, but apparently it ain't made of iron no more. Apparently you got a rusty spot. But we at least figure out what it is. And the dude was like, well, here's the deal. It could be, there was a thing he named. It's not that. He's pretty confident.

Did he ever, like, reference your duodenum? Because that's a word that doesn't get used enough. I don't know what that is. He did not. Okay. I was sorry. But then he said, don't know. It doesn't even rhyme with that.

Follow up and then maybe go get a colonoscopy. You need to go to a, what is those, gastroenterolos? Yeah. GI. And he said, probably want to go ahead and get that done. Because don't you get done it? Like 40? No, 50 now, ain't it?

50? Dead come. Yeah. Or you can do sign poop in a box. I'm not doing that. You know. Oh, that's much simpler. Really?

Yeah, that's much simpler. I just don't know how I would catch it. Hey, they provide that. It comes with the apparatus. Yeah. All you got to do is sit down, drop it. You strap it over your toilet, see. Yeah, drop it load.

I like my, box it up, send it out. No, I like the people at UPS far too much to do that. Hey, look, they're still. It's sealed in a package. sealed in a bucket first, then in a package. Gobbin? Have you had a colonoscopy? I have.

I was it. I don't remember. See, they put you to sleep. Yeah. You just wake up and you feel the same. It'll make you feel like a cowboy. After riding a horse about two days. I did make me feel like that.

Oh, okay. Riding a horse is much more comfortable. Oh, really? Well, so then I made the mistake going to work, and you know all the old dudes around the table, specifically a guy named Doug and a guy named Cooney? That's not his real name, but that's what everybody calls him because he was born.

I'll tell you you won't. Doug and I said, y'all got a colonoscopy. And then they just went straight horror stories, which is apparently what you do when you get old, you sit around at a tackle shop telling horror stories of your colonoscopies. And so now I'm thinking, like, maybe death is worth it. Like, I don't know if I want to do this anymore. I always thought I'd be the guys like

Yeah, something you got to do, let's go But now that it's something I got to do I'm like, maybe not Yeah, I mean I'm gonna do it It ain't bad Yeah, just a little embarrassing That person

Well, because you got a little mild family history anyway Yep But it ain't down to it You won't remember it Yeah, so I'm gonna go sign up for one Well, it's better to be safe than sorry When you wake up I'm not pooping in a box though

When you wake up I ask the doctor if it was 12 Lynn. Just see if you can get a good laugh at them. Yeah. But the real horror story is apparently you got to drink something the night before. If they're a nurse is. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. You got to drink that bottle of magma. Yeah. It's a cleanse like no other. Oh, you better be in the bathroom when you drink it. Hunter, you've had a colonoscopy? No, I've never had a colonoscopy, but I've had to drink that stuff once because I was... On a dare?

No. When I was 15, I was like constipated for a, whole month and the last resort. Yeah. The last resort. Yeah. The last resort was that I had to drink a gallon of it. How'd that treat you?

Awful. It's the worst night of my life. Yeah. It's the next morning. Did you get, you got the blockage out though? Oh, yeah. Did you hit the roof when it came out? Good night.

A month. It wouldn't come out for hours. So I had to go get an at-home enema. Who did that? Hunter. Myself. You gave your. yourself an enema?

I did. Oh, good grief. Wow. Did you use a mirror? If we talk about girls, Hunter's the most embarrassed kid on the planet, but at home animus, he's like, hey, hold on, let me press this button.

I got a story to tell. He got to just contact the conversation for a second. He gave himself an enamel without the aid of a mirror. Are you just, hey, go shooting text? No, this kid is speaking of poor stories. No. Now.

Ida, Ida, Ida, went to squeeze and said, nope. I would have said y'all can cut this out of me before I do that. I don't know. I could have pulled that off. I'd have said, nope. I'd have just made a mess in the floor. Oh, yeah. You talk about Hunter and you're like, hey, man, you ever driven to the movies in Texas?

And he's like kind of sheepish about it and doesn't want to be embarrassed. And it's like, but buddy, this one time I was plugged up and had to drink me some magnesium citrate and then I had to get myself an animal. It was called. It was called. There you. Yeah, go lightly is what it's called. Yeah. Go lightly.

Why did they say that? And it was lemon flavored. I cannot eat anything lemons anymore. Go lightly. The last time he had lemonade, he was 15. So when Sa's over here smashing him lemon package, it just gives you PTSD. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

He's going to flashbacks. I love you so much, Hunter. Flashbacks, boys. That was the best. All right, new rule. Beth's not allowed. Beth, you're out. Beth, you're out.

Beth, you're out. These guys have way too much of a filter on them when you're here, Beth. You're out. Sorry. Hunter just told his 16-year-old at-home anima story. Yeah. Do the parents listen to with your children? We're sorry, but we're also not because this is the funniest thing I remember.

I mean, I don't know who I'd have asked to help me with that at 15, 15, 16? No. My mom handed me the bottle and said, I can't help you with this. That's a good point. That's what I'm saying. But I mean, I'd have had to have help. No. Yeah.

No, the bully became a man that day, sir. There's something you can't get help with. And that's one of them. That's not a brist. Hey, that's something you're a friend to help with. So it could be worse, John, David. You could have to do that. I don't think you will, but.

No, I'm good at that. Wow. What a life. I don't. My man gave himself an enema. Yeah. At 15. At 15.

Well, I mean, because you know he was in a bind. Like, you know, that's what I'm saying. That's why I said good shooting. If you get in a bind, you'll do anything. Oh, no. I know. I'd have called somebody. I don't know who.

Yeah, who would you call? I don't know, but I'd probably. Hey, most of your friends, they're going, you know, hey, I need dogs. Well, when I was 16 camera phones, I mean, you could have seen something, but, like, it'd have been like a Bigfoot video. So, like, I wouldn't, now today you'd be in trouble. You'd be in a bind. Because you'd be able to see everything, because you know if you ask you buddy,

they're going to video you. And then hopefully get it on Snapchat or viral hog. That's why I don't have friends. You know, but like, back then, that motor old razor wouldn't have got that good. It wasn't like grainy. It looked like Tetris probably. But I'd have had to have some help.

No chance I just don't know who I could ask for help at that age. Because now I'm trying to figure out and I don't need to know everything. See, it's the biologist in me. Did you lay down or did you stand up? Like, how'd you get there? I was basically. Or were you like squatting? I was like squatted over the toilet.

Okay. All right. That's what you did. Okay. I was curious. I mean, I got lots of questions. My mom laid out like plastic tarp all over the bathroom just in case. Wow.

Y'all had like a whole Dexter thing go. It's the most embarrassing day of my life. Okay. Why we can relive it? Apparently not. Oh, no, it's so funny. I don't care about that. You just shared it with the world.

Yeah. Wow. Lord forbid we bring up a girl. Oh, believe. Yeah, don't bring up a girl. Yeah. You know what? From now on, ever hear of that story, I'm not going to.

Wow, what a life. Let's take our last break, and we'll be back right after this. Hello, that duck callroom.com. Inbox. We're there. We've made it. Can you believe it? We've made it.

I just hope. Hunter has an emailed in. Wow. I was ready, and now I'm not. Oh, Jason from Memphis, Tennessee. E-mails in, and he has a question for you, Martin. But I feel like this is the crew that would know. Oh, excuse me.

It's a duck hunting question. Oh. Very easy for you guys, not for me. They're starting to timber part of their duck lease this year. Do ducks still land in cut timber woods or will they go to thicker areas? Yes. Martin says yes. Yes.

Yes to all. Yeah. He's good. The later it gets, the thicker it is. Early season, they'll go to the wide open stuff. Later it gets the thicker unit. Yeah, they hunt the tickets. So he's good.

Yeah, he's good. Yeah, whack him. Yep. That was the easiest question ever. Well, he didn't have social media. Also, one other entry for the Duck Dynasty. Nobody ever did the Duck Call Room. What's it called?

Halloween costume, but they did a bunch of Duck Dynasty ones. Yeah. And Haley emailed in and wanted this one thrown up. That's a pretty good one because there's an actual duck. Oh, wow. And Willie's in cutoff blue. leugene shorts. Yeah.

Okay. And who lost the having to wear Neoprene waiters? Man, they're not. Well, that's kind of cool

on Halloween. Where were they at? Where were they at? That is Haley from San Antonio, Texas. No, they were not cool.

Wow. Man. I hope y'all bought him a breakfast taco or her. I'm not sure. They had a beard. It's hard to tell

what was out on there. That was apparently that somebody's work. Question for Godwin. All right. Bring it out. What happened to the jackalope that you got on duck dynasty they're searching the web to find one like that

a standing full body mount cannot find one oh you you'd have to look you'd have to find one out of taxidermine do you have you still have that yeah is it in your living room it is not no it got moved out of a jackalope out of common areas yep but it gives you a weird sensation when you go to use a restroom at this house. Yeah. It's like somebody's watching you. Yeah. Kind of cool.

There's a jackal up in your bathroom? Yeah. As soon as you find it, you won't see it when you first walk in. You generally don't see it until you get done. Hey. Don't turn around. You never know out there in Calhoun, buddy.

That stuff works as good as go lightly. You're being watched. Yeah. That's right. You're being watched. watched. Do you have a bunch of tarps down on your bathroom before like your

hunter's mom? Oh boy. Dexter ain't been to his house. We had to take a really long break just for everybody to know since the last. Wow. And I still haven't fully recovered.

All right. Tom emails in. What is it? Martin. Bow. A house cat? Why do people think Small cats are black panthers. Yeah, I don't know.

Because in the words of their hero, Uncle Si, have you ever seen a baby black panther? That's right. There you go. Baby black panther. So now the world is full of juvenile black panthers, but yet no adult ones have been seen. That's not true.

There are adult ones. I know, and they're leopards and jaguars. And Mount one. And Panthers. Okay. Oh, my. Go Carolina. What?

I don't know. Aren't they a black panther? The Carolina, football panthers. I don't know. Oh, gross. They're terrible. I don't know.

All right. Anyway, Steve from Clovis, California, this will probably be our last one. His family has watched Duck Dynasty every Sunday before church. There you go. That's dedication. Steve, what time are you waking up? And he listens to the podcast, loves the blind movie. Hey, he's in on everything.

But he has an important military question for Uncle Si. His wife, natural redhead, also orders her steak light pink. don't let's not go there Steve he's been married eight years he just recently enlisted into the U.S. Army thank you and his leave date is real soon like in two weeks

any advice sye as a man trying to balance out being a good husband father and going into the military well you know your wife will probably do this to you because mine did it to me I always felt I wasn't there

a lot because I was always deployed or busy with what the Army needed me to do. Then she would break out the photo albums and say, well, here you are being the Easter Bunny. Here you are being Santa Claus.

Here you are being this, doing this. So now, just give them the best you can give them, both of them, your job-wise and your family. What time you do have, make it, you know, very productive. Amen. You were the Easter bunny?

Oh, yeah. I don't know what kind of crap. I did. I didn't remember doing it. Can you bring that picture? No, you'd have to get that from my wife. Does she have a picture of you? Oh, no.

Yeah. I'd love to see Sioux like some weird 1970s rabbit. Oh, no. You know what he looked like? A six foot three. A six foot three. A six foot three Easter bunny. The pepto bunny.

He's a pink night. Pink Easter bunny. Did you shoot your eye out? Yeah. By the way, I put up a Christmas lights. Is that too soon? Christmas lights. Yeah.

I waited until the first weekend in November. To each their own. That's to each to their own. People said that was too soon. I was like, I did not know before Halloween. That's because they're lazy and don't want to do it. Whose Christmas is this? Yeah, I ain't doing it.

Jesus is? Well, I know. You put them up. You're the one of celebrating there, right? Here's what I'll tell everybody out there. In my opinion. Put them up when you. you want to take them down when you want to yeah it's your life that's right there's

nothing to worry about if i put them up i ain't coming back down there you go so i mean they go from christmas lights to valentine's lights to easter light there you know what the worst part though was what i had to switch out some strands from last year and it got the wrong like it's warmer you got different color light yeah one strand right there in the middle yeah well well hey probably gonna stick with it you can you can do that in the back of the neighborhood but you at the front of the neighborhood, you got to class that up a little bit. It was kind of rough. However, I just let it roll.

It was it, you know, I had one weekend. I was like, I can knock this out now. Yeah. It's not going to get done until December, so I knocked it out. Yeah. Last email, my man Gage, lives in Indiana, bought a duck commander, um, wood duck call. Okay.

Mm-hmm. And accidentally it actually worked. And he got a Woody. Because he's got it in his hand. my man, Gage's first duck. Dang, that's a pretty Woody, too, for this early in the year. Oh, yeah. He's up there in Indiana.

Awesome. Man, my man got some fingers on it. That's what was under me. He's going to be an offensive lineman, big dog. You see the size of him hand? Oh, yeah. I didn't. He got a pair of mitts.

You see size of him hands? He's only 11. I know. He's 11, and I know the size of a Woody, and his hands almost wrap around him at 11. He's palming a basketball. Don't come down here, Gage, because Phil's going to name me something like Gage Big. hands or something like that. Oh, hands in the wood duck, man.

Yeah, old hands. Oh, yeah. So, but no, my man, Gage, going to be a beast big dog. He's going to be playing for the Hoosiers or something like. I'm pretty, well, I think he's from the, they send it over her Facebook, it looks like, and I think he's got a little of that feel in him. He ain't worried about that. He ain't worried about that life.

He worried about wood ducks and other things. Well, good for you, Gade. That's good. All right. Send aside of your job. send us out of here. James 112, Blessed is the man who perseveres under trial, because when he has stood the test, he will receive the crown of life that God has promised to those who love him. And that's a good one of the cloud. Amen. What a promise. James 112, boys. What a promise. We'll see y'all next time right here in the doctor's all room.