Duck Call Room - Uncle Si FINALLY Gives Jase Robertson a Piece of His Mind

Episode Date: October 1, 2024

Uncle Si is euphoric as he wins a fifteen year argument with nephew Jase Robertson, and Martin has the most enjoyable day with the Robertsons that he’s had in a long time. Stone spills the beans about a hostage situation and police showdown between some of Phil's wilder neighbors, and Phillip counts himself out of the dangerous upcoming alligator trapping trip. Si and Stone agree there’s one thing someone must have if they wanna join the Robertson clan. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the duck call room, y'all. We were just discussing there's a situation in southwest Wastaw Parish, shocker. With the SWAT team involved. Case y'all wondering who was raised down there, producer Hunter, it's his neighbors. Hunter, you probably know these guys. No, absolutely not. There's a strong chance they are related to you. Very strong chance.

Or to Sye. Or to Jay's Watt. life. But no, people going crazy and holding people hostage and SWAT teams down by Phil's house. Is that really true? Yeah. I haven't heard that, sir. As soon as I walked in a sit down and he said, hey, the SWAT team down on Leander wrote.

I said, what? I thought they was after that person fishing at the bridge this morning. They looked so... Well, there's strange things happen down there in the wee hours of the morning. Boy, oh, we ain't even told you the best story from this morning yet. And I feel like we may should wait and invite Jason to tell the story. It was a wild one. Oh, yeah.

I wasn't in that rig, so I don't even, I can't tell us. Does that today? No, we got to tell it. I was in the other rig. We got to tell him. All right. Start from the beginning. I was driving.

Going to the boat house, okay, in the four weeks. coming up on that east road next to windows and right before we turned at the pine tree something ran in front of the foal wader and it was jet black look as long as this table is wide or longer he was about five foot long with a long tail went under the headlights a hundred miles an hour well i've been telling you all for 15 years, okay, that hey, I've seen both the cougar and the panther over there on Fields property.

You know what Jay said it was? What? Otter. No. See, I don't have that happen too, okay? Because I did have one, it was the unidentified siding. I'm on the levee.

Uh-huh. Going down the road on a four-wheeler, deer hunt. And I look down there and something black is on the, on the levee. Yeah. Well, he just,

y'all, when I seen him, I just, oh, so when I come up there, he just went over and there's one of them little places

that read it dug out to fix holes. Uh-huh. Well, water was, you know, ripple. Yeah.

And I said, I said, now that may have been, I said, that could have been a big old river otters that I just saw. A river otter?

Yeah. Yeah. I said, that's, that's what it could be. And since the water is rippling here, So I just cut the thing off, sit there for about like 25 minutes, 30 minutes.

Just to see if he'd come back up. Yeah. Never did. Never did. He slicked. Oh, so, you know. So I don't know. That happened three different times over it.

I've seen something black, big, okay, and I never did identify. But everybody in the full weather saw all this thing, and it was from me to that swan. Now, here's what I want to hear. What did they all individually say? Well, I've done told you what Jay said. Yeah. I, the first thing I thought was, Big back cat.

Because it had a shiny, shiny coat. Big back cat. That's what I thought. Yeah. Yeah. And I thought, surely not. But then I looked back here at Bonebreaker was back here with us, and he, he didn't know.

He was like, who's that? Cody's, Zonbreaker. Oh, okay. My friend, I trained. Okay. Okay. Anyway, he, he, uh, he he didn't know and then i turned at look at clay and i said you see that and he goes

what clay mccano yeah mccall his eyes were about that wise what did he say he said spirit animal because it's right past your deer stamp yeah i love it i really do i love it i love i'm serious jason roberts it was if a panther slipped up and sunk his teeth in jason rober's butt jason rober's butt Jason Roberts would never say I just got bit in the butt by the panther. Were you with them? I was in, so I was with Phil and we were behind them

and we pulled up to the boathouse and we were a good bit behind him. I don't know if y'all know it's about Phil now. He used to be in a race to get to the boat house. Apparently now he wants to be last. I don't know. We were going at about seven miles an hour, I think. And, but we pull up and Jay's

turned off the rig and Jay says, I understand now how people think they see big black cats. That was what he led with as soon as we turned off the ignition. I was like, where is this guy? I can't believe Jason is really actually a believer in Jesus Christ. No, no, I'm serious. I'm serious. Okay, because, you know.

Because he has a hard time in believing what he actually sees. Yeah, I'm serious. It just, it amazes me, okay, because here's the thing. men feel and they've looked at it too especially after a rain okay and like field's been doing some stuff with the tractor on the property well we've stopped and said hey all right you know look at this track what is it

you know and it's a track just about about the size of my hand in the mud that you can see the the paw prints you know the pad you can see the pads you know and we've done it numerous times, numerous times.

Yeah. It ain't just once or once while. We've done it, oh, I've said we've done it 12, 15 times, looking on living and talking, hey, look at this track. You know, what is that? You know, and then Jason, Jason is, everything about it. It's Jason always there. Well, I sent it right when it went in the high wing.

You know, it was a bobcat. I said, Jayce, hey, a bobcat, don't have a track the size of my hand, son. Oh, it was funny. Oh, maybe that big around, you know, a big one. It was funny. I just wasn't expecting that as soon as the ignition cut off. Well, I just know for a fact, because I did it in South Carolina, or I should say North Carolina on Fort Bragg.

I actually got on the deer trail one time, and it was just, I mean, this thing was just deep where they had been going through there. Well, hey, I got on my hands and knees. how thick it was. I got on my hands and knees. I said, now if I can get in there where it finally opens up

and then put me a, you know, carry on climber, I'll kill me a big buck here. Yeah. So look, I go in there about, oh,

I make it maybe 100 yards, maybe 125. And literally, I had a canvas coat on. Well, the canvas coat is just rivet, just ribbons. You know,

I don't been, catching things just tearing, tearing me, tearing the coat. And I had to literally back out of this stupid place. That's how thick it was.

So I love it when people tell me, oh, no, no, they don't exist. And I said, wait a minute. I said, hey, I'd like, you get on, you and me get on a helicopter at West Monroe Airport. And we're going to fly

about, oh, 20 foot above the tree level. From here to south Louisiana to the Gulf. And I said, and hey, I hope we don't crash because they'd never find us. Okay, because they had to get a logging company coming in there to cut a trail to wherever the plane came out.

Okay, because you can't get through there no other way. And then these people say, oh, no, no, no, they don't exist. I said, yeah, okay, you go with that crap. You're talking about they don't exist. Even though you weren't there, you were there this morning. Oh, no. Just so you know. I'd have been the only one that when they said,

okay, what did you say? I said, well, it's the same old story, boys. He's tired of telling y'all. I said, I've been telling y'all this for years. I said, you idiots all witnessed with your own eyeballs, a Black Panther run across the road in front of it. He was driving. I don't know that.

Not only that, we got in that duck blind. And what? About five minutes after legal, Oh, man. We hear something in the woods. Go. Two of them. Now, look, I heard this.

I was there for this. And so now they've actually heard one screaming and they still are. Well, you know what they are? They're jackasses. That's what they are. Okay, because they ain't got enough sense. Yeah. Yeah.

Pardon my French, ladies. But hey, look, you know, that's exactly what they are. They stubborn ain't they size? Oh, stubborn? No, that's why every time when I go hunting with them, I do it for one reason. I love a bunch of idiots to tell me what I'm seeing with my eyes. And then not only that, they go even further. What I'm killing was my shotgun.

Praise God. Yeah. No. No. So they didn't rouse you up, buddy. Oh, no. I love it. I'm just telling you, it was a wild morning on those two regards.

because they, you know, Jay and Phil both looked at me and said, what is that? And I said, I ain't ever heard that. I don't know. Hey, here's the thing. I didn't know. And there were two of them. Yeah. There was like one on this side of us and one on this side of it.

Oh. And now you're talking maybe, okay, a pair, a mating pair, female and male. Okay. I'm just saying whatever that racket was. I'm not saying it was or it wasn't what I'm telling you. I don't know what. know you've ever heard. I have never heard it till this morning.

I have never heard that sound in the woods till this morning. Well, I've heard that. I've heard that as a, a, uh, what, that would be the first grade. Yeah. I heard it when I was doing the first grade.

And it literally, okay, they can either scream like a woman being tortured, or they can cry just like a baby. Now, just like a baby, a niffa crying. It was somewhere in,

I heard that. I heard that. And at, you know, we're in the house in the long cabin. And daddy laughed. I come running in. And I said, I said, somebody's got a woman who's torturing her. And he said, oh, that big plants are up there in the thicket. That's where it started.

Yeah. Well, no, no. He planted the sea. Planted the seed. That's where the legend. If you never heard one of them, screen. Hey, you won't ever forget it. I'm saying, you won't ever forget it.

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The problem is down there off in that part of the country, if you hear a woman screaming, it probably is. Yeah, I was like, oh, Elf said that at our camera. He said, well, every time I've heard a woman scream, I come up on her, and she was screaming. Yeah, it was a woman scream. And in that part of the parish around here, I mean, there's a stronger than not that that's what you're going to find. But I didn't know what that was this morning. They said, somebody said something like, you reckon well go look.

I was like, no, that's how them people end up dead in the movies. You go investigate weird noise. Curiosity killed the cat. We just stay right here. We just stay right here with loaded shotguns. And if it comes to us, well, they did it one more time. One more time. Here's the thing.

In all good concerts, I should, okay, especially if I had the opportunity. If one, if I actually seen one and I could kill him, I wouldn't. Boy, I would just to bring it to you. I wouldn't. I should because then I'd have your proof. I would just to validate you. I wouldn't do it because, hey, I already know they're there. You believe.

I don't have to prove to you idiot just there, okay? That's like me and me and Jesus, okay? You don't believe, but hey, guess what? I do, and I'm never going to change. My man said I can't believe Jay's believes in Jesus. He don't believe in anything.

Yeah, you know. He don't believe what he sees. How can he believe what he don't see, right? Oh, my goodness gracious. I laughed. It was not enough time to say that for certain That was an otter. And it was coming.

It went by so fast. Well, not only that, the way you described it, too big. Hey, look, it was coming, and it was coming from a cornfield. Yeah. Otter spent a lot of time in cornfields, right? Well, no, no, because here's the deal. That's what I thought. What's the guy that used to live down there?

Oh, high ground. Yeah. He used to live right there on the curve by the layer that house. Lebo or? Not to judge, but Albo. Albo. Albo. Albo.

Albo. He still. Albo sitting in a cornfield deer hunting. Okay. And one walks up, but two, matter of fact, two walk up on him.

You know, and this just come out of the blue we're talking about it. You know, somebody brought up to him, oh, old Sibolese and Black Panther. And then this guy sitting there

and he said, well, yeah, I've seen them too. I've seen two of them. Yeah, deer hunting. Albo got a little bit of a drinking problem. Well,

you know, I'm just that. That was the first thing Jason said. He said, oh, yeah, he drinks a lot. I know. And I said, hey, Jace, you drink a lot too, water.

You know? And the Kool-Aid, right? Yeah. I said, oh, you always have some excuse. Okay. Oh, oh, he's strong. Oh, he does drugs. Oh, he does.

I just wish I'd have been in the rig because we were so far behind. We were never done the wiser to what was going on. Stone says, okay, look, when it run across, he was long. Yeah. Oh, he was as old as the fan. Here's the full winner. Here's the thing.

And he said one other thing. He was very slick and polished looking. He's shining like new money. Yeah. Yeah. Well, hey, that one I looked at, trust me, what I'll tell you, that sucker was as dark as that right there, right there,

and just glowing. Okay? So, yeah. It's not beautiful. I'm going to hunt with Clay again in the morning, so I'm going to get a full download, unsolicited opinion on what he said that. I may even try to record on my phone, like, hit record on my phone.

Tell us what really happened. A spirit being. Yeah, he said it was a spiritual animal. Spiritual being. I love it. Cy, has any other Robertsons ever come to you and said, Cy, we were wrong about this. We were wrong about your shooting.

We were wrong about the panther. And they never are. Because according to Jay St. Enfield, I've never killed a duck in my life. No apologies. No apologies. No, he can't shoot. y'all because here's a deal you know just one day it's sitting there big milder drake coming in and say I said hey shoot it well I missed him

well that's hey that's it he can't shoot for the rest of your life yeah the rest of life right oh he can't he missed him anything we got we told him to kill a drake at 15 yard hey he blew away we'll let him come with us but he ain't killing no ducks yeah oh my goodness gracious oh no those two things robbersons don't do one is admit any kind of wrongdoing. No. At number two, say, I'm sorry. Yeah. I've been married to one of 20 years.

I've never heard the words, I'm sorry. Ever. And I knew it, so it don't bother me. Yeah, now. Now, look, the reason I know this, okay, is look, I read about a guy. Okay, this guy has got a PhD behind his name. He's a doctor. Oh, yeah.

Okay. He's been in the Amazon jungle. forever. Okay. And they had one picture of this cat, wild cat. They had one picture in the whole world. Well, this guy says, well, I'm going to try to find it and get another one to make sure maybe they're, they've went extinct or maybe they're not.

Well, hey, 14 years with a thousand trail cameras in the Amazon jungle. A batch. I know, no, no. Look, 14 years, it took him 14 years. Well, he finally got another photograph of that cat. That's where yours are hanging. See, that's what I'm saying. They're nocturnal by nature. Okay, that's like, you know, that's like, you know, a deer.

Most good ghost stories are. Yeah. Well, you know, nothing ever happened in a broad day. Yeah. Then you run up on stupid. things and yeah here he is doing the most most dumb thing there ever is okay no i i just got plum tickled when i pulled up and that was the first thing i couldn't believe it what i saw it yeah and i could tell the look on stone's face was like i don't know see but here's the thing okay when you say okay

uh you know what what happened and they tell the story and then it's it's uh i guess I guess this is self-protection. Self-preservation. No, no, I'm serious, because they're scared to say I actually saw a Black Panther. Because then they're going to be just like me. Everybody in the world, you know, that's crazy and it is. I bet whoever's first going by that place now is going to go even slower. They're going to be creeping.

Spotlight out looking around. Well, I'm trying to thank who it was. Somebody was sitting by the pine tree. Okay, this pine tree is huge. Oh, yeah. Oh, they, they was in a climber sitting deer hunting there. Okay, and they had some wild since what they saw. Okay, well, they just, everybody just overlooked it.

Yeah, don't just so, you know. I just hate eyes in the wrong real. Oh, no. I'd have loved to been there because I'd have set them all straight real quickly. I was back there moving at the speed of smell. Number one, it was not a river. River Riders don't have a tail four foot long. Okay.

Don't, how tough does your skin have to be when you hook up with the Robertson? Oh, oh, shoot, hey. It better be like a boot. They don't ever get to you.

A leather boot. You can't have skin. You got to have scales. Skale. They don't ever get to you? Hey, all these years. Hey,

it tickles me to death to be with them because like I told you, I love going with them because I know what I'm on here. number one they're going to tell me what I'm seeing with my eyes okay number two then they're going to tell me what I'm killing with my shot yeah but don't they get to you like that like hadn't you and jace like been like in each other's face before one time I'm gonna tell you when they finally get to me and might be mad then that's when I just started telling me hey every one of you's a stupid idiot every one of you you do feel you're chasing

ow you're the same all y'all all you're idiots side goes off on him huh oh oh man oh yeah he took the bread of it you were the only thing missing this morning to just be like oh no it felt like I would have loved to have been there because I

would have said boys hey it's the same old day Javu it felt like all watched it run in front of you and then every one of you they ain't got the pair to say it was a black rat you were the only thing to make it not feel like 2008 down there this morning I tell you that

well I'll say that was that was that was the easiest duck on I've been on in a minute down there that was well no because you said you actually enjoyed it and y'all actually had a little fellowship time oh I okay so that was what was wow very enjoyable morning yeah it was very enjoyable with phil and jason You don't have that. Well, Phil was a chatterbox down there with me this morning. He just talked a whole more. I say talked. He pretty much made fun of me.

What did he say? So I got this thing. So Brittany, I got a picture of it somewhere. I got my lantern up in the truck. But Brittany got me this key chain when we found out about the alligator eating a dog. And it's just a little, to me it's hilarious, but it's a little plastic Jesus. Like it's Jesus, but a little plastic thing. So I took the keychain and hung it on my lanyard.

I said, you know what? I'm going to take Jesus duck up with me all year long this year. So Phil looks over there and he grabs it. He said, what is that? I said, that's my little plastic Jesus, Phil, like the song, you know. I don't care if it rains or it freezes as long as I got my plastic Jesus. I said, I got him. And he said, I said, do you want one?

I get you one. He said, I mean, I would, but I'd just be embarrassed if somebody saw it. that was the first one where he got me this morning and then you know i i take this energy stuff every morning i'm i mix it in some water and stuff and uh i was shaking it up and he's just looking at me while i'm doing it and i'm like oh man what's am i making too much noise like what i mean we ain't seen a duck all morning and and he looked he said what is that i said well that that's my version of coffee just to make it simple for it.

And he said, I could never drink nothing looked like it. It was hot pink. It's pink lemonade. I mean, that's the, that's the flavor and the look for it. And I said,

are you sure you don't want to sip? He said, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't drink nothing look like that. He said, what do you have against coffee? I said, I just don't like it. He said, well, some people don't.

Yeah, he just kept on. Then we started talking about me falling out of it. Then we went through my exploits down there, falling out of the duck blind. Oh, we rehashed the elmhole debacle. Oh, the elmhole debacle got brought up. Your ear should have been burning, so. It's amazing to me how that story has changed.

Here's this guy who was there. Oh, yeah. It always slamped one way or the other. Yeah. Just give me. me a recap just some kind of short what happened at the album no because he's gonna get mad again oh no i ain't gonna get mad man i thought me and jason robber oh hold on stone's town oh yeah it was gonna be a yeah it was we mind there came to bloke well look let's take a break i gotta go empty the tank

okay he gotta go take a break oh okay filming with old men we'll be back and we're back oh oh now tell me what happened now we were just we were while y'all were taking a leak we were rehashing i was just telling sigh the most incredible thing about this morning and the unidentified animal. And I'm not saying that to like poke the bear. I didn't see it. So I can't like make a judgment on it. But there were four people eyewitnesses in one vehicle and one side by side.

And none of them knew what it was. There should have been just like a hundred percent look at it, know what it was. None of them. Common sense. Which is incredible. Common sense should have ruled. But didn't it happen so fast? that was hard to tell.

Jay was there. What I'm saying. It was saying. Thomas is still ruled. There are four individual people in this vehicle. And look, and all of them spend a lot of time out in the woods. But your buddy right there. These are not novices in the woods.

You got one that's a quasi-farmer and sales farm equipment. I mean, that's all he does is outside. You got stone. You got Jace. And you got Clay who's speaking. 300 days a year in the woods. So I looked, when it happened, as soon as it happened, I stopped the rig and I looked at Jase.

And he looked at me and smiled. His mind wouldn't let him say it, but his face couldn't help it. He just smiled. I was like, oh. But it is incredible that four people sitting last, than five yards from something. None of them were like,

that is exactly what it is. Yeah. You got to come with us. Somebody should have said something like, well, you know, like Stone'sville, you know, to be it was like a big red cat. Yep. Yeah. Well, somebody else should have said the same thing. But none of them did.

Because you're looking at it. Call Jace. Yeah. And then, but hey, all four different stories. And that's why I said. That's why. They're scared to say what they saw.

I'm serious. They really are. They are scared to say what they really saw. It makes me laugh. He sure did. I stopped the rig and looked at him. He just started to smile. He couldn't help it.

He was like, he couldn't help it. That was an involuntary reaction. He could not help. I'm telling you what was on his mind when he smiled at you. He was thinking about if I walk was out of here again. Oh, I tell you, when we pulled up, he had rehearsed that line in his head about, I I understand why people think they see big black cats now. Oh, no, he had already thought about, okay, but I mean,

he had done broke it down about exactly what he was going to say. So he can't, he can't admit it now, though, after all these years of denying it. You know, he's going to die with a lie. Oh, no. Oh, man, it was good. That's why I said, I mean, the whole morning from the start was enjoyable. Like, I just. Oh, that would have been, that would have been a highlight of my day.

buddy it was one of them oh yeah it would have been a lot of my day it was one of them you need to come in the morning then so i ain't going to waste my time yeah to get them all i ain't waste of my time down there you can sit you can sit with me or we can dove hunt we'll just show up and talk about the panther before the hill hunt oh and the in the lair oh it was oh my goodness gracious it was it was i mean it shocked me i ain't gonna lie yeah i mean the Look on all four of their faces when they got to telling it, even in the dark, was like, yeah. I mean, it was just, you had to be there. That ain't, it adds to the mystique of it.

Uh-huh. Okay. It happened. It happened. Well, what was? Oh, it was in the headlights. Yeah. And it just went across the headlights.

It was just like a flash of lightning. It was that quick. He's got his own story about it now, don't know. No, no. Oh, you know. Oh. So, he was this far from, from. The headline.

Hold on. And you know, yeah. You know what your brother said, right? He said, I'm never around when these things are spotted. That's what's so funny because like he spends, he spends 90% of his time in the woods.

Yeah. He said. And he says, hey, why does it always happen? It's always somebody else that sees it. Yeah. He said,

I'm here 90% of the time and I never see it. I got an update about the standoff. still going on. Uh-oh. There's a standoff. They're still having a standoff down there. Dan just sent me a text. It's not no threat to Phil, though, is it?

Nobody passed. No, they can't get the gate. No. They ain't going to mess with PR down there. He's still got a wedge of safety from that point. He's still a threat. Yeah. Who, Phil?

Oh, yeah. You don't want to be slipping around over there. Yeah, don't be messing around down there. That'd be the worst place for you to run. Him and his next door. labor. You'd rather take your chances with the SWAT team. Yeah.

Yeah. Because O.P.R., he'll put a bullet in your butt, buddy. Oh, yeah. In a heartbeat. That's a Robertson thing, too. But, yeah, that was the. Martin, about the little yippy dogs, he said, those are my first line of defense. Yeah.

I can tell when a threat is around. And you said, what do you do then? He said, I'd just spray bullets through the wall. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, man. What a life. What a life.

All the walk down memory lane today has been. Wow, what a lot. You all have come with us again in the morning. No, too much for good things, a bad thing. Yeah, that's right. I'm going to kill something in the morning. Leave on a good note. If it's all right, well, y'all, I'm going to kill a few in the morning.

Are you going to come help me pull that gator up the back in the morning? Yeah, I'm watching. Yeah, if he eats it tonight, I will. Yeah, I got that camera on him. Well, how big is that gator? we find out well i don't think he's i think he's about 10 yeah no i got a by law i got to come down there to check it tomorrow but we got that we get that we get that uh cell phone camera on it so i'll know tonight if he eats it overnight

i'll probably come i'll let you know of meeting that chicken did i show you the video of him eating that chicken this is one of them big steroid chickens have you seen it yeah it's actually a pretty cool video his nose is wide, the tip of his nose is wider in that chicken. This is when we were awaiting our tag to come in. Hunter, can you throw it up on the big screen for us? There's no hook in this chicken. It's just chicken.

And then I had to, then I had to wade down in the water where he had been fed this morning and hang a real chicken from it. Oh, man. So you weren't in a boat like me and you did. No, I walked in the water. I waited, I waited down there on the edge of the creek. Was that have a hook in it?

No. No, I didn't have a tag. Oh, you just, you just, you just, you. just feed you. I've just been, you just get him used to eating. That's right.

Yeah. So hopefully we catch him on night one and get him out of there. Good grief. Yeah, that's a bowl. He's been a steady diet.

He's better than 10 foot. Now, he bite, he bite that one tonight. He's better than 10 foot. He bite that one tonight, though. He's gonna be in a bind.

Oh, no. That's better than 10 foot. I see his head. Did Clay help you out with that, Mark? You got, no, I mean, I've got my license.

You can add another probably, at least, a foot more. He's 11 or better. I guarantee you. I put my, I put a Honda on it.

I don't think he's that. I put a hundred dollar bill that's that he's 11 or better. I'd say 12. 12? Hey. Oh, hey,

that sucker's head that wide. A 12 is a biggie. Hey, that ain't no little gator right there. I'd put him about 10, 10 and a half just from. He's going to be. He's going to be.

He may be. I hope he, hey, whatever he is, whatever he is, I just hope he's on the hook in the and we get him out of there and we ain't got to worry about walking through there anymore.

He's going to beat that. Trust me. He is the size that you are now officially part of the menu. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Not that he wants to, but if he's got to, you are on the menu. Right.

So that's a, well, that's a bad thought. No, no. That's a big one. I'm scared of anyway. Okay. I'm telling you. He's that wise. You know why he'd been eating in Panthers?

Yeah. Daddy died. I wouldn't doubt that. I wouldn't doubt that one man. He's had a couple for sure. Hey, they got to drink water. That's why they were screaming. Yeah.

If they drank water, they're at risk. Hey, by the way, I didn't know this this morning. Jared told me this. He said, why didn't y'all shoot that pig? Apparently a pig come in between us and him on in between. On the hunt? Between me and Phil or like between Phil and him. I never saw him.

I heard it, but I thought it was. was Jared. Like, I thought he was over, like, moving cameras or something. You know, I just heard the walking in the water, so I just assumed it was a thing. Could that have been what you heard, the noise? No, well, I ain't ever heard a pig. Look, this noise.

This noise is unidentifiable. Yeah, okay. I mean, I don't know. I don't, I can't even, I mean, it sounded like some sort of foul, but I don't know. I can't put my hand on the Bible and say what that was. Like, I have no idea. It was a weird A whale

Yeah Well you've heard a raccoon Yeah we haven't a cone It wasn't a coon squall No Wasn't a coon squall It wasn't I don't know

I legitimately don't know What it was First time I've ever heard it And I heard it three times And don't know what it was Same here I've never heard it You've seen me in action

With them gaiters I'm pretty good You gonna get this one No This one you gotta get from the bank Not from a boat So I want to see what you made of McBellan

I'll be right I'll back you up as far as you want to go. Well, that couldn't have been a gator you heard, right? That's why I've never heard it, so I don't know. Because they make a rumlin one day. No, this was like a, I mean, it was like a, yeah, it was a weird. That's what it was. It was weird.

And the first one went off here, and then the next one was right behind us. And I was like, so it had to be two of them. Yeah, it was two of them, for sure. Yeah. It was one on each side of the lane, of the lane, yeah. one on eight side of it but I don't know what it was

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We heard squeal this morning. That's how Johnny Dee make. He ended up in a sale locked in there, buddy. Somebody to knock them two front teeth out again. Figure out how I put it up there? Yeah, I just needed the right password in. Okay, meet and greet neutral. Johnny D., you're amazing.

Let's read that one. Craig from Michigan. Funny story. When my nephew was a toddler, he kept telling his mom and dad, he was afraid to sleep in his new room in the house they had recently moved into because there were monkeys in his bedroom. They brushed it off as having bad dreams, went on with life. Weeks later, while straightened up my nephew's room,

my sister noticed raccoon footprints on the wall, leading to a small attic access door that they had never opened. He had been seeing raccoons crawl out of the attic from his crib at night, and in his toddler mind, identified them as monkeys. and no one would believe him. Talk about childhood trauma. You and him have something in common. Now, that is like Dan the butler.

He saw a monkey that was a possum eating persimmon. That's right. And so the only difference is Dan's a grown man. And Craig's nephew was a toddler. Like, okay. Well, that was entertaining at least. That was, go back, Hunter. Let's see if we can find something else.

That's why you always breathe children when they tell you something. to go with the possum. Because they hadn't learned to lie yet. So if they tell you something like that, they actually saw something. Something, that's right. Johnny D. You're amazing.

We ain't reading that. No. That's probably Johnny D. Oh, why Jace may lose his seatbelt argument. Yeah, let's figure this out. We've heard Jason's defense,

but I got settled. Huh? It's already been settled. Is it? What happened? Well, hold on. Let's read what the, well,

we've heard Jason's defense, but I think this could trump his argument in Louisiana driver's manual use. Louisiana has a mandatory safety belt use law, which requires all passengers to be properly buckled. Uh-oh. Properly across your hips. Oh, no, no. That second picture is what Jay's was doing.

That's what he was doing. He had it on his arm. But we're saying it's already been settled. So what happened? Oh, they let him off. They did? He didn't have to pay nothing. So he went through, Madison told me they talked about

this on Unashamed. So they went through the whole thing. He brought a friend of his who I think was... The lawyer he played a poker one. Oh, the council primetime. Yeah. So they went up to the judge. I'll like to get the first-in story here. That's right. So Jason went through his whole spiel about how he was wearing a seatbelt and the judge

told him, look in your manual of your car. It'll tell you how to properly wear your seatbelt. And from what you're telling me, you weren't following the manual in your car. Therefore, you were improperly wearing it. And told them to pay the ticket and then told them not to pay the ticket. So he went to pay the ticket. And then they threw it out. They threw it out.

And let him get away. That's sorry, sucker. Now he's going to tell that story a lot different. He pulled it off. His version said, he said, well, I would have fought it. But the court date would have been during duck season. I don't have time for all that there at Duxes. Okay.

Well, so he took the deal. There you go. Well, Phil, I will. Where were y'all this weekend, North Carolina? You got something on your hat there. At Armstrong Farms, Armstrong Artisan Farms, and we had a great time. It was an awesome event.

Si did great. There were, I don't know, at least a thousand people there. And everybody was coming up talking about the duck car. room. They really enjoy the duck car room. They were calling me Wade, by the way. Wade from not one of our episodes. Oh, yeah, whenever, yeah. But they ask about everybody on the show and enjoy listening to it.

And so the duck car room is a big deal in North Carolina, boys. Well, good. It is funny. I mean, I remember we started this, one of them deals like, this ought to work. It's kind of like Duck Dynasty. But here we are 300 and whatever into it. And Sy was fired up. And we have some state representatives there.

I don't remember exactly one of them was the main judge. Yeah. Or North Carolina. Okay. Like a Supreme Court, some kind of judge, special judge. Oh, we got Armstrong Farms here. Do we? In West Monroe.

Yeah. They just make cricket. They sell crickets. Hey. Shout out to Timmy. Yeah. We need some crickets, Timmy. He married into the cricket empire.

Oh, yeah. He married into it. Beside, you had a good time at the event, huh? Yep. Yep. preach the gospel to him. Yep. A bunch of turkeys and doves and animals, yeah.

Well, we're staying. Oh, that's good. A lot of game. Speaking of doves. Uh-oh. Them doves y'all shot. Okay. Me inside?

I opened that bag. Was it shot up? No. What? Smelled like roadkill. They were runt. They were burnt. Runt?

How? Yeah. I don't know. Whoever shot them must have not took proper care of them. Well, we put them on ice. They put them on ice. Right. Wow.

I done my part. I killed them. Hey, I don't know what else you want for me. I did shoot a bunch of shells doing it, but I didn't kill it. Oh, man. Unbelievable. Hey, look, that first day I shot what, it was. A limit?

No, I shot six boxes of shells. To kill 15? No, I killed 15. Well, yeah, to kill 15. No, to kill 15. No, I killed some of the European. Oh, they don't count. Yeah, they don't count on the, you know, on you against you.

I was about saying, no, you kill 15. No, I didn't kill 15 of the white wings and morning, morning doves. But then we had the European. The Eurasian collar dove. I'd kill a bunch of them. Oh, my. Dang, Jay, I can't believe that. Oh, it was, I was very.

Very disappointed. I was fixing to call Si, said, come eat supper. And then I said, we're eating chicken. Uh-oh. Fettlement. Chicken was good, though. Biddlel.

Dang. Ain't that pitiful. Oh, man. Well. Lasted all them shells. Oh, no, you killed them. The shooting them is the fun thing. Yeah, but I like to eat them too.

I do, too. That's a pitiful. Jimbo cooked up a bunch of them at night. He sure did. And they were excellent. Man, a lot. A couple stripped of bacon on both of them with jalapenia peppers in there and cream cheese. And he actually put a little barbecue sauce on the bacon.

They were fine. Well, I guess we'll end this. Anybody got a verse that want to read anything on your mind? Good. Okay, I'll take it. Look, Nahum, 1-7, a very little quoted one, but one that is good says, the Lord is good a refuge in times of trouble he cares for those who trust in him mm-hmm it's good to have as good to have him on your side folks trust in him he cares for

you no matter what you're going through he's there for you thank y'all so much for tuning in and we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room we're out see you fellas