Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Fistfights an Armadillo

Episode Date: March 16, 2021

Si tells the story of the time he fought an armadillo — and lost. Then, Si and the boys answer your questions: Is a hot dog a sandwich, which actor would play you in a movie, and are hemorrhoids actually contagious? Martin and Godwin say Si can out-eat any of them and has proved it with a donut-eating contest. Si also holds the record for eating more of Phil’s burgers than anyone else. The number will surprise you! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi, welcome back, everybody. Look, we are glad to have y'all. This is the first Tuesday episode of the Duck Call Room. So here we are. If you're with us, you undoubtedly know that you are on YouTube.com slash Duck Call Room. That is where the Tuesday episodes will be housed. We appreciate y'all tuning in. Be sure you like, subscribe.

That way you can get the notifications for this. Make sure you rate, review, all that good stuff on whatever podcast app you're listening to. That way all of your friends can find us. So without further ado, sigh, welcome to Tuesday. This chair is taller. Hey, sidekick, cool people. Look, I'd rather have a Bible study with you. Look, but if you want to have a gunfight, we're prepared to that too.

The man is holding a pistol. Okay. Just saying. That's the only two weapons you need, ain't it, son? That's it. My motto is people's prepared, boys. People prepared. For everything.

For those listening on iTunes or Spotify, Sai walked in with two pistols and a Bible today and said he's going to slap me with one of the three. Hey, I want to pull a dillin on him. Just one time right upside the head and watch him crumple. Well, let's wait until we close. Okay. I'll close it, boys.

JD's going to get knocked out with a 45 barrel pistol. No, he's on that Bonanza kick. No, no, not bonanza. Hey, I'm on the gun smoke. Gunsmoke, whichever one of it is. Matt Dillon was. Hey. Hey, I'd never realize how, uh, violent it was, okay?

Oh, Matt Dillon has killed his share of people, and he's pistol whip his share of people. Hey, I'm all had to watch. I always wanted to be a cowboy. Been here. Ain't quite a made it. Hey, you still got time to be a cowboy? Oh, yeah. Life is what you make it.

That's right. Them horses is bigger now, so they can touch you oxygen tank. with them. That's a good thing. Get a Clydesdale. Hey. Yeah. Get you a Clydesdale. Wouldn't that be something? Oh, hey.

No, no. There's a lady here in Monroe out there outside of town. Mm-hmm. She's got a farm. She's got two of them. Clisdale? Clisdell. That's a big animal.

Hey. That's got a big foot. Their hooves are like this. They're giant. Okay. How big? Like this? And she said, hey, you don't want them step on you?

Because they've stepped on me. And I said, no man, I sure don't. For those you all wondering, side just held his hands out like the side of the size of a pizza pan or something. I don't know if they feet that big. I know they got big feet. Oh, no.

About a 12-inch pizza. That's what they. 12-inch pizza. Well, we'll Google that. It's got white hair all around it. Well, I know that. I watched enough Super Bowl commercials to know that. They pull the, what was their beer wagon?

Yeah. They pull anything you hook to them. That's it. That's it. Got a little polka-dotted dog sitting up there in the front of seat. Yeah, that Dalmatian. Boy, don't that take you back to little. Well, look, so this being our first Tuesday episode, we're going to do something a little different.

On Instagram, I asked for topics. Tuesday. Questions, what people wanted to know. Oh, we actually got some answers back? Well, we got questions. You're going to provide the answers. We got topics. Well, hey, well, that's what I meant.

Well, we know what you meant. We love you. Hey, y'all forgot these pistols I got over here? Don't get too smart. I ain't in no mood for any foolishness today. I ain't worried about them pistols. Because I got you bullet. Ladies gentlemen, they're in his pocket.

He took the bullets out for it. The pistols are empty. Well, I can use them to pistol whip you. He will pistol whip one of us before the shows. You're closer to him than you are me. Yeah. Just give my lick to John Davis. There is a good.

But. It ain't don't take but one for John David. So one of the more interesting questions I got, I just really like to know everybody's thoughts on this. I got thoughts. Is a hot dog a sandwich? We're still on that. I got a no.

A hot dog a sandwich. Is a hot dog a sandwich? Okay. I'm going to about. I don't think so. God wants to know. Because your condiments are different. I've put ketchup on a ham sandwich.

Your condiments are different. What do your condiments have to do with whether something's a sandwich or not? A sandwich is a good piece of bread, flat piece of bread. and it's heated. It's heated up. Two pieces. You heat them up in it because you've got to melt your cheese. And the ham has got to be just a little bit warm.

Uh-oh. And then you put pepper on top of that. And then deliciousness. No, you messed up a ham. A grill ham and cheese sandwich sandwich. You're telling me, I messed it up? Yeah, yeah. I don't think so.

I'm joking. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But you are correct. As bad as I hate to agree with you. A hot dog is not a sandwich. That's right.

How could it not be a sandwich? It's something between two slices of bread. No, no, no, no. It's a hot dog. It's a sandwich. No, I am. Not a sandwich. You got two for sandwich, two?

No. A hot dog, to me, is not a sandwich. It is a piece of, we'll call it meat. We're really not sure what it is. Yeah. In between bread, folded in between bread and you put whatever you want on that. It's in between two pieces of bread.

How is it not a sandwich? A hamburger's a sandwich. A hot dog's a sandwich. A po-boys a sandwich. If you fold a pizza in half, instant sandwich. I don't know about that one. Not a sandwich. Well, so you're saying with your analogy, you're saying anything is a sandwich.

That's right. That's what you're saying. As long as there's two pieces of bread. As long as there's a top and bottom, it's a sandwich. You're going to the saying like something's sandwiched in between something. Yeah, like these sunglasses are sandwiched in between me and you. But it's not a sandwich. It can be.

It's a sunglasses. According to them, it is. I guess. Hey, that's just one of things, okay? My vote is I'm just going to have to agree to a disagree. That's right. Okay, hot dog is a hot dog. Two to two, it's a tie.

I hate to be. Because you're saying, hey, I can cook a roast and I can cut a beef. big slab of it and if I can fold it over that's a sandwich. No, the bread's not involved. Oh, I don't want to hear. You just sold a fold of a pizza to make the sandwich. Well, yeah, because what is the bottom of a pizza? It's bread.

No. You tell them that a pizza crust isn't bread? No, I'm just saying it ain't a sandwich. Well. Okay, now what's another question? Let him finish. Does the internet? Does the internet have an answer?

I feel like this is just going to be my job today, just reading. Mariam Webster, the dictionary, defines a sandwich as two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between is a sandwich. So by that definition,

hot dogs would qualify a sandwich. Well, it will qualify. By the definition, they're qualified. We got it. We got it. By the definition, it does qualify. There we go. No way.

The last sentence is... But I still disagree. While the hot dog technically fits the dictionary definition of a sandwich, many argue that it's simply not a sandwich. You're exactly right. Many of you would be wrong. I ate three hot dogs yesterday for lunch. Well, you've got your point and then I've got mine. Yeah.

Well, how time you don't say? I just had a... Was that Mary and Webster? Yeah. Okay. And Westers got her, if it's a whole... Well, a hamburger. That's what I have to say a hot dog sandwich.

I just ate a hot dog sandwich. But you wouldn't say a hamburger sandwich, but that's a sandwich. No, hamburger ain't that's a sandwich. What is it then? It's a hamburger. It's a hamburger. Not a sandwich. Hey, pan-fried cheeseburger.

What is a... You take a piece of fried fish and put it between bread. What is it? They call it a fish sandwich, but it ain't. So is it a fish burger? Is it a hot fish? Is it a fish? It's very difficult.

Like, I just don't, I, my problem is with you boys, where do you draw the line? Well, if you can't go by the definition, why do we have a dictionary? Hey, that's a good point. You roll up to Sonic and you order a hamburger or a cheeseburger? Hot dog. Coney. They call them conies around there. I will go to Sonic right after this is over and I order a hot dog.

Get you a foot long coney. A coi. And some mozzarella. And all that is, it's a coni-alilis. Tony sandwich. That's what you got to order from now. Every time you pull up there and say, I want a conno-suff. You know, give me a foot-long sandwich.

Here's what you're missing. I'm not saying we should change the name of hot dog to hot dog sandwich. I'm just wondering, technically. Oh, by the definition. Okay. It's a sample. You know who's opinion we need. So you're saying I'm right.

I'm saying by the definition. No. You've got your point one. Well, that's their definition and our definition. So you're saying I'm right. No, I just want to hear you. I ain't, no, I ain't saying you right. Huh?

I said, by definition, you've got a good possibility. By his definition. All right, I'm changing my mind. All right, what? I looked it up. What? Joey Chestnut. Have you been lying?

No, that was the definition. Joey Chestnut, the guy that, you ever seen that, you ever seen that where he eats 75 hot dogs in 10 minutes? No. He's eating 75 hot dogs in 10. Remember when we did the hot dog contest? I ate like 8. Yeah.

It hurt. Yeah. This man ate 75 hot dogs in 10 minutes. That's dangerous. He once tweeted, it's National Hot Dog Day and as president, which I think we can all agree. He's the king of hot dogs, right? All right. For eating them.

I want it to be known that the hot dog stands free and independent from the tyranny of the sandwich. So I'm going with Joey Chastonut. Okay. Okay. So you're going to, say, time out. I'm going to let you talk. Uh-oh. So you're going to go with a guy who's arguably relevant one day a year for about 17 minutes on ESPN 7.

That's two. Oh, sorry. My bad. I get confused on which one they carry. July 4th is the most important year. Or the standard of which all definitions are known from. I'm just saying, if you can become a millionaire after eating hot dogs, then I will let you choose. what I call a hot dog.

Well, Mr. Webster's a gozilionaire by now. Now, Mr. Webster's long gone, and he ain't never ate 70s. Well, Mr. Webster's Webster's are gozillionaires. The man's eat, he's like a 13-time champ. He is the king of hot dog. But if I was him, I would argue, I'm also the sandwich-eating champion. Now, I got two titles. Hey, he didn't eat them.

Here's the thing, though. Here's the thing. He's swallered. Go ahead. On Webster, on Webster. Okay. Yeah. He swallowed.

Well, that's his opinion of what this. is. Okay. Okay. I've got opinion. A very educated opinion. Okay. All the hot dough, sandwich deal. All right. Well, let's take it. All right. We're going to take our first break. We're going to keep discussing during this break about if Si really said I'm right.

So we'll be right back after this. If I had bullets in this thing, I just found. Real quick. Kobayashi says no too. Kobeashi says no to. All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? that means more outside cook and and y'all know we love to eat beef around here and that's what because of

our friends over at try tells beef makes such a good product baby ain't it good it's so good it's our friend sall robertson would say buy on the grill look before we got tritels getting ready for a cookout man somebody had to run the grocery store do all the things grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day and you never really know where that beef come to him but with tritels beef we skipped the grocery store and do it a different way. Triedails comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch, so they've been at it for a while.

Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living,

you can taste the difference, the tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Triedails beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah.

Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. We're back. Look, we're just going to agree to disagree. That made me hungry. Well, look, here, number one. medically speaking.

Medically speaking. No, no, no, no. We got our gastroenterologist, Silas. No, no, this is just common sense. It's not good for a person to eat 75 hot dogs. In one city. In one city, okay? That's dangerous, okay?

Well, look. Your body can't take that. Look, who's talking? You, bottomless fit. You want a donut eating contest against me and this. out look at us like we filled dress both about 260 this is true and you beat

us and eating donuts well hey look I got involved in the competition of the thing no no and I hate to lose well that's what he was doing it was in the competition yeah but I hate to lose how many did you eat I don't even remember what is it like 32

32 hey and I finally had to threaten the cameraman that was feminist threaten them yeah oh yeah oh no because they just kept saying eat another one and I said wait a minute y'all bound to have enough pictures of me stuffing a donut in my face

you know and they said no you got to eat one more I said hey how many donuts do you need I said here's what's going to happen if I ate that one more donuts it's going to make me sick

and I'm going to run every one of you cameraman down and I'm going to puke on all of them I said because hey I think to break this Don't eat cut this up. And you want a camper.

You did. Well, hey, I told you I hate to lose, J.D. We actually, one of the most asked questions we had. Oh, that wasn't good for me either. Because I went home that night and I was sick as a dog.

And you had to sleep in a camper. Oh, well, I did that too. And then I woke up, and then I woke up in the woods. They had unhooked it and left me in the woods. We got you on that one. Yeah. We got you on that one.

I will ask that question on email all the time. That's why it was medically bad for me. I went to sleep because of all the sugar. You lost consciousness. I lost consciousness. The sugar, the sugar. I got a question. Don't you do that every day at about 1 o'clock anyway?

What, take a nap? Yes. Well, that's the second one. But hey, it ain't off of a sugar overdose. But the problem is, like, even when side takes a nap, though, you can wake him up. He didn't wake up going up. down Philpott Road, which is akin to the Texas giant,

as far as lutes and bumps. Texas giant's smooth now, though. Well, the old one. The old one, like, you needed to go to high school. No, no, no. Too many logging trucks. Too many logging trucks. This is like going on a roller coaster ride.

Oh, yeah. Well, hey, Clint from Alabama emailed a couple weeks ago asking all about that donut eating contest. So look, we got to the second question, and we didn't even have to ask the question. Oh, yeah. There it is. That was just a question we had in the can. You know, them little hamburgers, well, they're not little, but Phil cooks and that black irons kill it.

Yep. He ate of them one time. Eight of them. Who filled it? No, you did. I remember that. Well, hey, look, here's the deal about that. The first two of three, look, you ain't about three bites, and it's gone.

Okay, because they're that good. Because, look, they're a little crunchy on the outside of the hamburger meat, and then it's real tender on the inside. He does make a fine burger. Oh, no, no, hey. The man does. Well, I'll just put, I put, hey, I will put that up against any burger in the world. Yeah, the man, I'll give him that.

The man does make a fine. No. Hey, you'll think you're going to have to call the fire department when he's cooking them. I know. All that smoke. Okay, because, hey, he said, hey, if it ain't got smoke coming in the kitchen and the roof hanging up around like a cloud you ain't doing it right

yeah that's true and while we're on donuts yeah Joey Chestnut also the world donut eating what champion he beat me how many to eat 257 250 10 minute donut

I can't find the time I'm telling you medically okay medically you're living you know you better believe I'll just put it this way you better believe in Jesus if you eat 200 donuts

okay because you're going to Hey, yeah, because you may see him before you think, you know, six minutes, 257. Poudered hostess donuts in six minutes in which he won $4,000. We need to have him on the potter. Well, how many gallons of milk did he drink? I would just fix that. I was just fixing that question.

You got to have something to drink with them things. Because powder. Them powder donuts. Them things are slobber stoppers from way about. Oh, no. What are you doing about? All your slava is. like concrete.

Gone. It's gone. Yeah. So I can only imagine what the other end gets like. His quote from after it was, well, it was easier than I anticipated. Good, great. We got to move on. Let's change.

The next question. Let's shift gears. Donnie wanted to know. This is a good way. Tell us about it, Donnie. What is the biggest wild animal you could beat in a fight with your bare hands? Sweet pee. Yeah.

No, you may not even. You may not. Hey, you can. probably whoop him now because he's declawed, but you wouldn't want to trap before I declawed him. He's not a wilder anymore. Because, hey, my recliner, he shredded both sides of that puppy. What do you do?

Look, he'd come up and sit down. Your waist off. Yeah, sit down like that right there and just. Make him a scratching post. Yeah. And I'm probably from the top of the chair, chair arm, down to the floor. So, Sire, let's get with this. Wild animal.

could beat in if not today because you ain't what you once in your prime back in my prime in your prime i'm just going to start out a list and you say yes or no deer no no you couldn't whip a deer no no chate could you whip a coyote no bobcat no raccoon no raccoon no raccoon no possum i could whip a possum okay we're at a possum what about an armadillo you probably couldn't catch an armadillo okay what about okay look because hey i've jumped on one one time. Look, it was just like a tramoline. I pushed him down to the ground, and that sucker,

his feet are just like real heavy-duty spring. Bion! I'm about 10 feet in the air during a, just a 360 somersaw, son. Summer-saw. Hold on, hey, I hit the ground, and you tell me, hey, it rattled me in every bone I have. So, hey, here's the alert. for that. Don't ever jump on

Armadillo. Because he thinks to send you Skyward Jack, deal. Hey. No, you couldn't catch an Armadillo. Okay. So, Sal, we're going to cap you at a possum then. Yeah, we're one out of about seven. Yeah, okay. Now, I can whip a possum

because all you got to do is pop him, and he'll play possum on you. Yeah. So I could win him. Interesting fact about the possum. You know, he's got more teeth than any North American mammal? Oh, no, no. You know he's got the most? No, no, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. Fact time with Mark.

Yeah, if you ever have one hiss at you? Oh, he's got some, I mean, he's got some choppers. Lord of teeth. Gobin, what about you? What's the biggest wild animal you can take down? Biggest wild animal. I know it ain't a bull. No.

They whooped you. They whooped me. What about a deer? Let's just go back here. Could you whip a deer? No. No. Now, the deer got a lot of staying power.

I got a pretty good one about deer, too. Well, no, no, they're dangerous. No, they're dangerous. Them hooves is like razor blowing Oh no, no, no Forget the antlers Them hooves is what you better be worried about Yeah, a guy I went hunting one day

Shot one, it wasn't dead He put it in his trunk Uh-oh The next thing you hear A bunch of banging bun and hey look He's coming through the back seat Because all you see it just Hey gone

This isn't a guy You knew this is Tommy boy Question You're not in the back of his truck No no back car In his trunk Like in a Honda Civic? Well, hey, whatever.

He put a deer. Yeah, and it comes back. Look. So I watched Tommy Boy last night. This ain't, no. I had Comedy Central. It's not a buddy. Now I'm starting to see where all the size stories come from.

He falls asleep watching these movies and thinks they're his friends. Now I get it. Okay. All right, I got you. He goes into rim sleep and he's like, man, you ain't going to believe what Jimmy Don did. Y'all see what I got to put up with here. No wonder. He's so tired.

Believe. Oh my goodness. So you know that guy that deer came through his back seat? I was going to tell you another but I said, no. I ain't going to do it. We'll get that one on Thursday.

You'll get this on another time. All right, what's the next question? Well, the next question is we're going to take a break. Let's take a break. Before you do, I got one animal that I could probably rassal to the ground. What's that? That's a pig.

A little. A little pig. A little pig. A guinea pig. A baby pig. I think I'm going to go buy a pig. We'll be right back after this. If you're just now tuning in with us, we're talking about fan questions.

And before we go any further with the fan questions, I want to say thank you to Rebecca. I'll leave her last name off here. But I showed up at work today, and a fine young gentleman met me at the door because she had ordered off a Walmart delivery. Boom, boom. And got us about 7,000 calories worth of Recy Egg. delivered, along with two bottles of Mr. and Mrs. T's for Silas.

Let's see how many we can eat in 10 minutes. You want to Joey chestnut them, Reese your eggs going? Oh, whoa, Bartigraw. Golly. Here we go, Frank. Oh, man. That's the only time it's permissible to throw eggs at me when they're made out of peanut butter. Look, I...

You can eat on here. Yeah, you can eat on here. That's fine. So anyway, look, we just want to say thank you, Rebecca, taking the time out. We also have had... She sent a letter to the Walmart. I don't know how it works, but she said, hope y'all enjoy Glad's size feeling better.

We are too. Heard y'all like the Recy eggs. You are correct. Hope this will suffice. Personally, they're my favorite Reese's. Also ours. Happy Easter. Me too, Rebecca.

And she tagged on Matthew 1926. Let me try that again. We'll get on that at the end. Rebecca with the burst of the day. Amen. Yeah, we'll get on that. She gets the burst of the day. Back to Fian.

questions, though. I got one that I think everybody wants to know. Who was your favorite wrestler? Did you have one? Well, you'll have to... Choking on peanut butter. Hold on. No, you'll have to start naming

them. Junkyard Dog, baby. There's Gawins. Guy one. Gawin's a junkyard dog, man. The British Bulldog? Nope. Look behind... The ultimate warrior? Look behind Gowin. The deer? And no.

The duck? What's them two boys? Oh, Hacksaw Jim Duggan that we filmed with. Diffo for man. We filmed with him. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.

Let's give him a little background on that episode of Duck Dinison. Since we've gone this far with it. Was that not one of the coldest days you've been outside in your life in Louisiana? No, no. No. Well, they said no. And look, and he's in his fighting types. They got out of that truck with no shirt on.

I'm like, dang. hammer, it's cold out here. Yeah. Well, and all y'all were over there filming, and I got a truck full of professional wrestlers, and I'm just sitting in this truck freezing all day. Oh, bless your heart. I was hanging out with Jim Duggan. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

But that was, so size of hacksaw, man. I don't know. My favorite wrestler, like, I remember growing up, I had a TV tray with four wrestlers on it. Remember TV trays? Who was your blonde-headed guy? Hulk Hogan? Hulk Hogan?

Yeah. or macho man oh yeah you want some of that action stepping to his lived yeah I just like meat turkey though but Ultimate Warrior big boss man well is the Undertaker of oh he was he still is

Undertaker still doing it Oh okay the Undertaker's He was up there in the running And he's a he's a hunter Undertaker likes to hunt But he's about 610 so he's hard to hide Well hey when he's wearing his hat And he's get up for for wrestling

and he looks, the camera comes up close, that man's scary. Okay, I mean, you know. Oh, size scared of the undertaker. Look, that actually is a good lead in to another question because the other one's like, what people want to know what we fear. Like, is there something in life?

Is that like you scared of spiders? I know what size is. Don't come at that kid with a snake. You will lose life and or limb. I'll just fix sight. Okay. Trust me. I don't care if it's a grass snake.

You come up with me, I will kill you. Period. You see one of these guns? I got a bunch of them at the house, and every time I go in the woods, I got it loaded with hollow points, and that's what is far, blowing a cotton mouth,

a king snake, whatever, and you shouldn't kill a king snake. But you can't help it, can you? I try not to, okay? But when I sit down on a log one day, squirrel hunting, and I keep hearing, shh, shh, shh, sh.

I'm hard to hear it. Okay. So, hey, that's good if that sounds close. And I look down and all I can see is coals. Moving. Uh-oh. I'm about 10 foot in the air and I got a nice shot pistol. He then jumped on that armadillo again.

No, no. Oh, no, no. This was adrenaline. Boys, trust me when I say, when adrenaline kicked in, you become Superman. The only thing you can't do is you can't fly. But you'll try. But you can jump high.

Especially if you're scared of what's sitting with you. Gawin, what about it? What's your fear? What's one thing that creeps you out? Well, it don't really creep me out, but I just ain't doing it. I ain't going ice fishing. He's out on ice fishing. He's scared of that ice.

Gawmen ain't scared of the ice. He's scared of what's under. Oh, no, no, no, no, he's not. He's got an ice phobia. He's scared of eyes. Ice don't bother me. Oh, yeah, it does, because you won't get on it when we go ducking. And we're in the blind shooting matter of drakes and teal and all this, and you're still back there, Tom it.

For those of you can't see this story. Zai is likely tapping his foot on the ground. I admit I have a phobia of snakes, okay? You got one of ice. All right, so Godwin's out on cold water. Cold water, boogers. like us. Cold water or hard water, it boogers him. Johnny D., where you at, son?

I'm going to have to go with horses. Horses. Freak me out. Those are like small elephants. The minute a horse decides it wants to hurt you. Oh, J.D. It's going to. Oh, you're missing out on something wonderful, son. You really are. I can't do it. Every time I'm around a horse, I'm like, you know,

a man's best friend? Yeah. Well, back in the western days, it wasn't a dog. It was a horse. Well, and then we figured out that the dog Can't hurt us Where's your mode of transportation Hey, that's what I'm talking about But the dog, once everybody becomes civilized,

that's why he becomes best friend Because he just laid there beside you Yeah, yeah My dog's a basset house So it ain't even like an athletic dog I ain't even gonna play with y'all thing I'm scared of as big cats Like Black Panthers

If he was real Oh, here we go But we ain't going down that road again Ask another question before this goes up Well trust me He's real come to my house Okay, sweet pea is just He's a cousin.

He's a cousin of the Black Panther. See, I can whoop sweet pee. What I'm talking about is like in mountain lions and them cougars and uh-uh, uh-uh. You boy don't play that. Well, hey, no. Now, I wouldn't want to run into one of them. Oh, they scare me to death. Yeah.

Because the problem with a cat, he's such a good hunter. If he wants you, you don't even know it. So then the horse is the same one. Well, that's why, you know, a lot of people, I made a rule. Okay. I made a rule. Anything that will turn around and hunt me?

You're out. I'm not hunting. So I said, I like being at the top of their food chain. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. I'll tell you another one I don't really care for either, sharks. You'll notice that I don't like him things that pick on slow people. Well, I just think half.

I don't pick on things that can catch me. Martin, not a very proficient. swimmer, especially when compared to a fish. Swimmer, runner, glider. I'm not really worried about sharks. I don't get why. I mean, if you stay out of their house, you're fine. I would just say, you ain't been deep seafishing.

I've been deep seafishing. Okay, well, hey. If the boat sinks, if the boat sinks, guess what? If the boat sinks, I'm way more worried about drowning than I am a shark. Well, no, you better be worried about the sharks, okay? Because, hey, you just, when you hit the water, you rang the dinner bell. When you hit the water Deep sea fishing

You're just out in the middle of the ocean I know it And hey And everything out there's got Big sharp teeth There you go Okay And you are just

You become part of the menu How long do you think You can tread water for Just out in the middle of the ocean Not long That's what I'm saying So I ain't worried about this show Gobwin can tread water for forever

He floats out there That's true Legitimately floats Hey look If big got her in a boat And it sinks Guess what? I'm going to hold on the Gowler.

Yeah. There's our life to have right there. I will say, I will be saved, okay? Amen. Because he is the life preserver. Me and Gawin saw the biggest shark I ever seen in my life down there in the Bahamas. I know. That one that ate half my tuna that morning.

And then boys wanted to jump out there and swim. Yeah, they said, I want to get in the water with him, but there's just a little too much blood. And I'm like, what, you want to? That thing's as big as his boat. Like some big white-tip reef shark thing than ate half my yellowfin tuna. Oh, no. And then they wanted to get out there and post. and pride him.

How big, how big was a tuna? He was a good one, about, what, 60 pounds? Yeah. He wasn't, he wasn't a giant.

But he was a good one. That was a good one. Yeah. And the tax man got the end of him, and then they was all trying to get in there. Me, I was getting up on top of that center console part. I was,

I was going to the highest point of lamb we had. I said, you ain't getting me around him. Stone called a nurse shark. Oh, yeah. And here, hey, I got a question. Jada, you maybe can come up with answer.

Hey, you're inside. No, no, no, look. Cy versus Google, round seven. I don't know what round we're on. The shark is a nurse shark, and look, it's spotted, it's brown and black spotted. And when Stone was riddened him up, and when he was about 15 feet deep, and he had turned sideways, it's like somebody's got a mirror underwater doing this.

It's a white flash. Now, how do you get a white flash from a black and brown? Nerve shark. His belly? Or was he kicking up sand when he turned? No. Where in the deep water? Hey, it's the same thing if you catch.

What else did we catch in the same thing? Oh, Redfish. He's flashing down there. This thing, he's ready to reach his cup there. Where is this mirror flash coming from? And it's salt water. It's blue saltwater. I don't know that that's Google.

I don't know. If it's even a word. I've watched a lot of Shark Week, though, and I don't have the answer for that either. Shark week. No, no, it's crazy. And so are you. Well, I'm just saying, hey, for something that is,

hey, and I'm talking about when I say dark brown, that color right there. Oh, yeah. Black and brown, okay, that duck call, EMP, and this Bible, that kind of spots on a nurse shark. The stupid thing is flashing. White. Light.

Yeah, and I'm going. So if y'all are still listening, if anybody's a marine biologist, I feel like I'm in a Seinfeld episode. Do we have a marine biologist? Do we have a marine biologist? Oh, we've found to have one. Let us know. There's probably some physics about color and refraction of light.

That would be my guess. But like, you know, who knows? I don't know. Probably the scales on the redfish is probably the scales. Yeah, I don't know. Reflecting light. Something about light and something I'm sure. You just know it's wild to look at something,

and it's like looking at a mirror underwater, and then one of the stupid things you get him up, put him in a boat, he's red. Hmm. I've never been. Look, now, see, we're going places on this fan episode. I never thought we'd get to. Shark biology.

We've been, we've been, we've been bucked off in Armadillo. We've, uh, yeah, but you know what we are doing? We're eating re-season, and we're going to eat a couple more and take a break. We'll be right back. I was just thinking about it. What's in my own things in there. Hey, if an armadillo was the size of a Shetland Pony, I bet you couldn't ride him.

If an armadillo was big as a Shetland Pony, I couldn't ride him. Oh, Shetland Pony small? Because, hey, once he went down, oh, he opened him springs up, son. You're going to scoward. Was Little Sebastian a Shetland Pony? A little what? Little Sebastian.

I thought he was a singer. No, that's a little one. That's a pretty shed of the pony you got on the time there, though. It's brown as that by the way and part white on the other. Can we got wide on top of it? Can we take our break now? Let's take a break. I thought we were in the break.

My bad. Well, hey, we'll be right back. We're going to take a break. All right. And we're back. Look, we're still on the viewer, the viewer episode where everybody's written in their questions. Gabriel puts on here, he just has to know. He got to know.

The truth. The truth. of the hemorrhoids are contagious sign. So I can tell y'all that one. I know that. When I was in here when it was installed. So back when Jace worked in here every day, has been a minute.

We're having to go through the memory file here. But when he worked in here every day, we all had our spots like you saw on the show. Godwin was kind of where I'm at, actually, right now. I was in the middle. Jace was over where Sa is. and spoiler alert for all of y'all, so I was never in here.

But the read machine never got... I was sitting over where they was. Well, when I was here. Well, yeah, when we were filming. But I'm saying for actual work, you worked down at filling K's. You never came up here. Because we left our reed machine down there all the years.

Roger Dodgers. But anyway, we had come in from a weekend or something, and all of our chairs were gone, like moved around, just not here. So we can, Jace was first one here this morning. He'd come in. When I come in, he accused me of moving them just because that's what Robertsons do. They transfer to blame.

They try to first, first order of business assess blame. That's it. So, and then he asked God when, you know, where did you put my chair or all this? It was all our faults. There wasn't nobody's fault. They had something up here on the weekend, moved chairs out, needed more seating. So he said, oh, I'm about to fix this. And that's where the sign came from.

Do not sit in this chair. hemorrhoids are contagious. So he just made up a deal so nobody touched his check. And then after that, somebody still ignored it, and he wrote his name on a chair. Well, hey, he does have hemorrhoids on bad. So it's not...

Side tells all everybody. Well, no, no, hey, I'm just saying, okay, hey, that goes with the sign. Okay. Because all of us know he's got him, okay? Yeah, I've heard those stories. He thought it would make a stab of his chair. But they're not contagious.

Far as you know. Here's what I'm going to tell you. I don't intend on ever touching parts there. Well, hey, there you go. You know, most of that stuff spread by touch. I just didn't stay away from me. All right. Going away from this one on to something else.

I need some hand sanitizer. Here's one that happens all, I mean, that was had a bunch of, come up a bunch of times is what is everybody's favorite food? Somebody have one that just sticks out? Pizza. Ribbi. But it needs a handle. Galvin likes a steak with a handle.

Ever since I've known Guywin, you've got to eat. Give me one of them cowboy steaks with a handle. That's right. I got two. All right, what you got? Black walnut ice cream. No, that ain't there. I know that one ain't there.

Pan-fried cheeseburger during the fields and Mrs. Kay's, spaghetti and her spaghetti side. Her meat sauce? Meat sauce. Yeah. Yeah, I love. It'll make you hurt yourself. I don't know if I can pick a favorite meal per se, but of what Kay cooks, my favorite

thing she cooks is that she calls it Swiss steak. It's more like a beef sauce popcorn. Oh, no, no, no. It's like a red gravy. Yeah, that's bad to the bone. Man, that's good old Dutch oven. That's bad to the bone, too. And you get them pieces of meat that's on the bottom.

It's stuck to the cast iron. Man, that's good. Golly. That's my birthday meal, okay? Has everybody's birthday meal. Yeah, that's what she cooks for me. So that's a good one. What else we got here?

What's your favorite gas station food? Gas station food? Pizza. No, that's a guard. That is a gar. That was a joke. I like making my own pizzas. Gas station, fried chicken.

Everybody knows. No, that's it. That's it. Yeah, 100%. Fried chicken. VJ's got pretty good fried chicken. Oh, every gas station. And you know when you walk in a door, you walk in the door,

you're like, oh yeah, they fry stuff right here. And Boudan balls. Yeah, the Boudan balls is good. What's your place? Yeah, you got the place with the gas station with the thing. The thing. The thing, with the breakfast, the collage. Oh, the Kalachi down in, Howard's grocery down in Heber, Louisiana.

Go ahead and give them a shout out. And before all you Cajuns get on me and say that's A-Bair, no, we still rednecks up here. It's Heber. It's Hebered. It's not A-Bere. It's not A-Ber. It's not A-Ber. It's got the regulation post office in it.

Yeah, so does. You can get men. Minters, drop off your mail. You know, you can do a hundred different things. Oh, they got Minters? Yeah, they got, Howard's Grocery got a little bit of everything. Hey, there you go, boys. They even got a water tire in their backyard.

You ever find yourself off Highway 847 around Gawin's hometown of Hebert, Louisiana? Hebert. That ain't his hometown, but he's raised down there. Yeah. He's raised in Calwell, pair. Let's see. What else we got here? They say, size wisdom, because you can't spell wisdom without SS.

There's a... Well, there you go, boy. That's backwards. Oh, you got a bunch of... He's got that sign there. Yeah. Most of them are the same. Most of them are like fishing, hunting.

Loving every day. Yeah. Hey, I got you one. I got you one from the emails. Don, my man, Don, from Toledo, Washington? I'm guessing. I don't think it was Toledo Bin. I was going to say Ohio.

I was going to say... Well, at W.A. Oh, yeah, that's Washington. If a big-time Hollywood movie, was ever made which actor would play each of you and then he goes ahead and says jack black would play me which i've gotten a lot in life so we'll just skip me really i don't know but i do wonder apparently i i have this doppelganger that's on a show something uh what's it like letter keney or something there's some big old boy or something that everybody always tags me and stuff saying is that martin

or there's some big old boy on there and and in fairness he looks like me he found it yet oh yep That guy, I mean, I hope that's not you. No, that ain't me, Hammer. But, I mean, I see the resemblance. I mean, he's... Wait, which one you got? Some big old boy in overalls. Yeah, it's got a beard.

They're kind of red in color like a calico cat. Like, you're a better looking man than him. Oh, well, I agree, but we do favor. Well, that's a... Oh, it's a Canadian show. Yeah, they're a bunch of Canucks. We got some fans up in Canada. Who would play Cy in the movie?

Oh. I've got it looking like this running around here that... Is he an actor? An imposter? No, he ain't an actor. What actor would play you, Sal? What actor? Yeah.

Oh, good grief. That fella on Walking Dead used to be on the Walking Dead. Feller used to be on the Walking Dead. I didn't watch Walking Dead. Well, I ain't watch it neither, but. You talking about the old boy that was it, Comic Con, we did that old boy? Yeah, we took a picture with him. He's on, that's like a very beginning of Walking Dead.

Yeah. Herschel from the while? Look at that. That may be him. I don't know. don't know. I would think, like, there'd be a lot of makeup involved. Oh, it would have to be for that.

And, like, a Jim Carrey or somebody like that would have to be. Yeah, you need, like, uh, you need somebody outrageous. Yeah, I mean, you got to have. Y'all are pretty rough. Or like an old Matthew McConaughey. Hey, a lot of makeup in the time. This is not Star Wars. Matthew McConaughey got about his crying out loud.

Well, no, but somebody's got to say. It's hard to match your personality now. That's what I'm saying. That's tough. Hey, that's a good question for the fans. Who should play Si in a movie? That's right. We'll have a contest.

Who should play me? Send it in. And I already know a bunch of you are going to send in your own uncle. Send in someone we have maybe have heard of that could play Sy in a movie. We'll see if we can't get them on the podcast. We're not there yet. Here's the deal. One of them's got to be a Western.

Okay. And the other one's got to be a gangster. Okay. He's a Western. He's doing the movie now. He's a Western gangster. So, that's the movie I want to be in.

The only people that can play, Ceyer, or Clint Eastwood or Denzel Washington, one of the two. Or Al Pacino. I mean, that's what we're at. There you go. All right.

I agree to that. Well, what about, we ain't got our man, Godwin? Godwin. Who's going? I was thinking, well, I was thinking

Matthew McCona Hay or Brad Pitt, one of them. Agreed. Oh, yeah. Either that, Or the old man from Jurassic Park. I don't know if he's still with this, but Dr. Hammond on Jurassic Park.

I was going to give Galvin like the Zach Gala Finakas role. I mean, you'd have to paint him his beard way. I'm going to put him in a good, bad, and ugly. Oh, okay. Here's the problem. Si only watches Westerns on TV land. He doesn't. Don't die on me, blonde.

Don't die on me, blonde. Two types of men in this world. What did you say I want to go? If he's going to shoot, shoot. You're going to talk, talk. He shot him in the back. Well, his back was to me. Hey.

Oh, Lord. Let's see if we can find one more to answer before we go to our last break. Let's see. Oh, I switch. I'm looking at Jurassic Park actors. Oh, right. You ever watch Jurassic Park? Talk about recipes.

You've only seen part of it. Well, I can't. There's some of them, but I can't watch all. You can't watch all of Jurassic Park. I can't. There's one. Got to take a night. Favorite music artist.

Oh, that's it. For me, no brainer. No brain. Just one person. No, no person. No. Usher. Elvis.

Nope. Not Usher. Nope. Luke Bryan. Katie Perry. No. It's a man. Justin Timberlake.

And he's at the top. George Jones. No, Taylor Smith. He's at the top. He's at the top. Freddie Mercury. Nowadays. Nowadays.

Dave Brawl. Nope. He said to... G.B. Garth Brooks? Garth Brooks. Wow. Why?

Garth Brooks? No, no. Hey. Boy, boy. I thought there was no greater song ever written than George Jones. Well, no. Well, I agree with that. But he said who my favorite entertainer was.

Oh, well, music act, yeah. We'll go with that. So, Garth Brooks. I know God ones. God ones is easy. Hey, Garth Brooks, when he, I'd love to see him live. I bet you can't guess God's. Okay.

I bet neither one of y'all can guess guy. I know because I ride my truck with him. No, no, no, it's something weird. It's something weird. It's like a pop. It's not what you would expect from Galvin. It's like Adele? No.

Or something weird? I knew it was something weird. No, it's from the 1900. That's musician. Usher? Rush. Oh, that makes sense for God. Oh, Getty?

Getty Lee? Yeah, yeah. Getty and. Okay. But Neil has passed on us, the greatest drummer of all time. Yeah. Johnny D. I'm so much younger than all the people here.

That's a good group. Johnny D. It was the biggest, the biggest small symphony in the world. Biggest small symphony in the world. Oh, the Tusk is a jam. Rush is cool. What's that when you always do all the... That's Tusk.

Zana do. I was going to say Catman do, but I knew that one. Zana. How can you sing as a idea? What am I too? I'm talking about a Fleetwood Mac song. I'm getting out of here. Oh, here we go.

Johnny, do, you got? So if I had to hanging out with my old friends, I'd probably say hollow notes. That's just hands down, jam after jam. I agree with that. But probably, probably like the food fighters would be my thing. I listen to a lot of, I'm a 90s grunge and alternative kind of guy. I can appreciate that. I mean, if I had to pick one, like, to listen to,

daily. I don't know that. I like Credence. CCR. I mean, I enjoy that old style of music. But like, I mean, side turned me on the

golden ear ring, radar love. And I mean, like, there's, there is one that I got nowadays. That's the one hit wonder. Yeah.

Which is, yeah. No, they had two. Oh, too? Hey, yeah.

Okay. Have you heard of Charlie Crockett? Charlie Crockett. He is a descendant of Davey Crockett and he plays just old-timey jams. Yeah. Folk music. I don't know.

I will do you a favor. Staplet. I'm going to make you a tape. Stapleton would probably be another one that's at the top of my. Oh, no. Chris Stapleton. Yeah, he's bad at the bone. Charlie Cracken.

But anyway, let's take our last break. We'll be back. We're going to, this has been all about fans. So when we come back, we're going to give a little Bible verse, a little encouragement, and then we're going to wrap it up. So we'll be back right after this. Rebecca's got the Bible verse. All right.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, this has been quite the week. Well, look, we appreciate you guys taking the time to respond to our request for questions from y'all so that's keep them coming keep them coming yeah and hopefully we gave you some answers to it and we're gonna do this from time to time via somebody's instagram i did this one maybe god want to host the next one or the actual duck call room instagram but we'll figure it out ask away uh we appreciate all that and we're gonna let actually one of our fans have the verse of the week rebecca who sent us all of the racy eggs she tagged a verse at the end um and it said matthew 19 26 that's a good one I know it because Jace used to always sign it.

Yep. Jesus looked at them and said, with man, this is impossible, but with God, all things are possible. It is a good one. Amen.

That one's, we don't even have to preach about that one. That speaks for itself. That speaks for itself, boys. And the words of a lot of people, if that don't light your fire. Your wood's wet. Amen.

We'll see y'all next time on the duck call room. We're out. We go. We go.