Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Gets Carded for Pork Rinds & He’s Not Happy About It

Episode Date: January 25, 2024

While the South was covered in ice, Uncle Si weathered the storm the best way he knew how while John-David nearly got run over for a bowl of chicken and dumplings. John-David uncovers some truly wacky Uncle Si merch, including one item that Martin hopes will be included in Si’s funeral. Phillip causes and then saves Si from a home invasion by carloads of fans, and Si has an unpleasant experience at a gas station that turns funny once it’s in the rearview. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, anyway, welcome back to the duck caught. Hey, we're back. I made Hunter jump. Hey, I've welcomed Hunter back. We're back from Snowpocalypse 2020. We can actually get out of our driveway and things now. Man, that was rough. Your driveway would be tough.

It was fun. Did you just slide all the way? I said, well, I at least had the forethought to back up the driveway, so I would be facing nose out going down because last time I didn't and I backed down, that was pretty. That's tough. You know my mailbox right there. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So things get a little squirly on that. But going down face first, I slid the whole way. But I could avoid my mailbox much more easier. And your mailbox ain't got a lot of give. Well, I don't know. I ain't hit it yet. Isn't it like a giant brick mailbox?

It's a brick mail box. It ain't going to give. No, it don't give. I hit it a timer to myself. Well, take that sucker out if you hit it. Golly, I'd love to put it on the other side. Hey, there was nobody on the road. I had to get on a four-wheeler to go check on my mom and step down

and rode it a couple miles. Nobody on the road. A Tuesday? Yeah. How cold were your hands? Freezing. I thought I was going to die. It was really cold.

Riding a full-wheeler in that cold mess? I had gloves on, but it wasn't helping it in my face. I was like freezing. Yeah, it was cold. I mean, I'm glad it got that way because duck season's the best I've ever seen in my life right now. In your lifetime. In my life. That's amazing.

In North Louisiana. Is everybody killing them? Yeah. I think so. You guys been doing good down there? Yeah, the ones that are hunting. Yeah. That's wild.

It was crazy times. He said the ones that are hunting them. Because like the first day of it, the first day it was bad, we killed them. And I was like, well, you expect that, right? Because nasty weather coming in, whatever. So the second day, I was looking on my phone at my trail cameras and was like, holy cow at the ducks. So I called Clay.

I said, we got to go. And this is on the day where there's no school, nobody's open. I said, we got to go. Either you stopping and getting me or I'm picking you up on the side of the road or something, but we got to go. So, Martin, how did y'all get out to the hole where y'all needed to go? I mean, just four-wheel drives. The four-wheelers were fine.

Four-wheelers no problem. You had to make it out to the four-wil. Getting there was a little fun, yeah. I mean, it's, you know, but we got four-wheel drive truck. Long as you give yourself ample time to break and slide a little bit. It's like. Louisiana does not understand. Louisiana.

I slid one time going to get some food from my parents' house because my dad sent me a picture of some chicken and dumplings. And I said, why not? Yeah, got to get that. And so I started around the neighborhood and I started sliding. I said, oh, no, here we go. So my worst one was. So I just walked the rest of the way. My worst one was the roundabout at Well Road.

The roundabout at Well Road, I wouldn't expect in that to be slick. Oh. Yeah, it's slick. Yeah, I got up to the roundabout and I just kept going. I was like, oh, oh. Here we go, boys. And then I got her in four-wheel drive, and, you know, I kind of cut with it. And then we were good.

Straightened out and took off duck hunting. That's wild. I've never seen so many cars on the side of the road, just, you know, run off the road. And there's wreckers everywhere. I don't know what to do. Yeah. I didn't see any of that. Oh, I did.

You didn't go nowhere. I didn't leave my house except to go around the corner. Yeah. But, yeah, you had to go take care of your parents, you said. So that's. Yeah. What I figured out about that is just drive slow. So my stepbrother, Jimmy owns

Auto Body Specialist. Let me tell you something. They are backed up with people. Yeah, they were the ones posting on Facebook that the roads were open. It ain't that bad. Boom, boom, boom. Yeah, everything's clear, boys. That's right.

We need the money. Go out and go for it. Let's try it. Yeah, you'll be fine. Just go slow, just like I'm saying. But that was my, I just went slow and everything. Slow and full-wheel drive, I think. Because then you get all the breaks working together and like, so if you do need to stop, you can.

Now, these people up north that listen to us may tell us I'm an idiot and you could do whatever you want to. That just worked for me. I don't know how to do it. Like, I gave up. I was supposed to go to Central Arkansas, go duck hunting, but I wouldn't that brave. I didn't mind the 30-minute trek here to where I duck hunt every day. Yeah. I wouldn't go in three hours from here.

Then I almost got ran over by Stone. Did you? I think it was Stone. Didn't stop to say hello. Yeah, that was him. Yeah. So I have me a bag full of groceries from my parents' house. This is like the worst day.

And all of a sudden I see a truck coming and I'm walking up a hill. So then I'm like, I think that stone and I wave, never stops. Just keeps coming towards me. Then I realized I said, oh, he can't stop because he's going to slide. I can't stop on my feet because I'm going to slide. So then I was like, but I don't want to get hit by car. So I just stopped. I started sliding back down the hill.

And Stone just went right in front of me. Never stopped. Never said hello. Didn't honk. I hadn't seen him since. I guess he was he's going back to his house. He was late to get on. He had to meet me.

Because I parked right beside his house because that hill after his house. I was like, I ain't, I ain't taking the truck on that. You made it too, Yellowwood and stopped. Turned around. Abort. Well, I walked the rest of the way. Once I slid, I said, I'm not going on any more hills. I said, I'm not going to be the guy who causes $1,000 worth of damage to,

a truck or a mailbox. Is this over some chicken and dumplings and tortilla chips? A lot of people do a lot of things for some food. Yeah, especially Philip. No. Philip took chicken and dumplings back home from Knoxville, Tennessee with him. Hey, I did that one time, and y'all will not let it go. Never forget it.

That ain't even, so I know he'd have went to your mom and dad's house to get some chicken and dumplings. If I'd have known. He'd have been over on his four-wheeler. I'd have gave you a ride, yeah. Yeah, unbelievable. A four-wheeler was a good thing, Doc. on the last week. Did y'all free?

Anything freees in your house? No, no. Fortunately, we wrapped everything outside and the inside was good. My hot water tank froze again. My little tankless thing on outside of the house. That's twice that's done that. I don't know how to fix that. Those do that.

Ours is on the inside up in the attic. Tankless water. Ours is built into the brick outside and the hot water intake froze. I mean, it's only froze for like three hours. So does you have any freezing going on? No. Said? Go.

I didn't go lower. No, he slept. Did you even get out of bed? He's sick. I'm serious. Nope. He needed it. I remember, I remember the time that I went duck hunting with these idiots.

Okay, when it was like that. We go in there at the Alabama landing. Oh. And it's ice. Boy, that's at the end of the world. Yeah, no, no. They're talking about, yeah, we're going back down. I said, wait a minute.

You're going, what? That's pretty steep ramp, too. Yeah. Yeah. I said, you're going to what? He said, oh, we got a bag. I said, hold it. Let me get out.

I said, because I don't feel like getting wet in the pickup, you know, and lose the boat to pick up all of it and then get wet, too. Yeah, I'll just be up here. I said, hey, what I would say, boys, we don't need to do this. This is not a very good ideal. Use your noggin. Yeah, that ice was so thick where the dust weren't. Yeah.

It was brutal. on getting to where the ducks were. Yeah. Because everything between you and them was frozen. Frozen solid. And it was so cold, though, you couldn't take your equipment into the water because then you know, your brake lines are going to freeze, everything going to free. So you got to hoof it and two-wheel drive to get to it.

And my 270-pound cell phone, some of it were walking across it, which makes me uneasy anyway. On top of ice? Yeah, because then if you break through, like it's shallow, I mean, you're not going to drown, but when you break through, that ice chunks under your foot. ice chunk under your foot and mud equals gone. I mean, I've been there done that. You fict to bust your tail.

Yeah. In the cold water. In the really cold. Has anyone checked on Godwin? Oh, wow. Yeah, no, I haven't. Has he touched cold water in the last three days? What?

He did post one of the funniest reels I've ever seen. For some reason, Gobwin of all people, was filming a beaver walk across ice, and then a beaver just fell through the ice. Did you not see that? I didn't see it. I mean, I don't know how John Godwin of all people catches that. Oh, no, no, no. But, wait, John Deah, I have to pull it up, and you can watch this thing.

And it's Godwin narrating it, so it's like, it's pretty funny. I mean, it's just a beaver that just falls through the eyes, but it's funny. Stone don't, you know, if they ain't there, you know, he calls me, don't even bother. Yeah. So last year, this was last year, he said, okay, it froze over, and we're going to have to cut the ice over at the lake to hunt dunders. Come on, we're going to kill them. So we went.

this is how cold it is a beaver is on top of the the boat run okay just he's just shivering yeah this is an animal that's got fur on yeah and he's so well just you know if he cold yeah you know if he's cold yeah it's cold yeah watch godwin's deal here there he is up there yeah he may have done one on the story where he was talking oh oh oh oh he'll throw ham sandwich just a beaver's standing out there on the ice. I mean, imagine what this poor beaver thinking. I'm just standing, standing, gone. And then, bam, he's gone.

Just fall through the ice. Trapped door. Big old fat, 50-pound beaver. But, of course, gobbling. Why? Who would video a beaver walking on ice? Well, no, no. Yeah, gobbing.

Yeah, Godwin. Yeah. It's important to have. Gavent just. But no, no, they, you know, hey, they done the same thing. Yeah, because of the eyes hole and just. But here's what, here's my question for everybody. Mm-hmm.

Okay. You know, we're in Louisiana, it is over. The water's got ice on top of it. They go out there and just in a spot in the woods, cut an ice hole. And then, hey, the next thing that happens is within 30 minutes, here comes every duck in the country trying to lie in that ice hole. How did they know you was being an idiot and going to cut an ice hole?

They heard you. The water's splashing. No, it's just like what you. You said when all those ducks showed up. Well, hey, that's the craziest thing. I mean, I would think Martin's looking away. Oh, I don't know. I've found with ducks, once the temperature reaches like,

somewhere between 20 and 25 degrees, they'll get up and start milling around looking. Because when the sun's out, they know stuff should start thawls somewhere around that 25 degree moment. And so they'll get up and start looking. And if you were there and did the work, they're like, oh, that thawed, that looks good. let me go down there.

Bo, boom, boom, boom. So, now we cheated. We just turned a whale on. Yeah, okay. And kept the water flowing.

Yeah, and kept current going. Yeah. And left. But we didn't hunt them in that. We just let them sit there. We let them rest and hang out there. Yeah.

Because that was right in front of camp. We were sitting there watching like 5,000 ducks at 70 yards. Just. Well, hey, both people don't realize it. We didn't fool with them. A duck will sit on ice until it finally thaws out somewhere.

Oh, yeah. I got some trail cam videos of it. of how they worked together to clear the ice. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got some on my phone from this past. There was just be so many of them get on ice. Yeah. And bunch up and just be touching each other.

Well, these actually, the water had thawed, and they kept feeding right on the edge, like knocking little chunks off the ice, and they just kept expanding the ice this way. And it was cool. They got a big hole in here come everybody. Then they're just swimming around and keep it open. Oh, yeah, they're smart now.

It's crazy. Yeah, they wild. So while y'all were out hunting them, I was taking the dutching them. them the duck food down to the pond and feeding the ducks. Hey, it takes all kinds. We can't hunt at your house. Again, that's bad.

That's bad. I tried to run over two or three. I'm I said, I don't run over my ducks. Hey, don't get in the way. Well, you got about 150 mileage over. I think so. Those are, what kind of ducks are those? Whistler.

You got whistlers and milder. Mexican ducks. Is that what they are? He had about 150 whistlers. Yeah. But they're out there. John David, you? Watch out now.

You know the ducks are out there. don't you take a break yeah hey when we come back listen we got something special sire somebody sent us something special from when you went to indianapolis and a while back and raced those cars remember when you took the car around the track

it's interesting yeah okay it's gonna be cool and sire actually put it on a real yeah i like it when phil turns into producer we'll be back right after this all right look springtime is here it's warming up you know what that means that means more outside cook and and y'all know we love to eat beef around here And that's what because of our friends over at Tritels beef makes such a good product, baby.

Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill! Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritale's beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch, so they've been at it for a while.

Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out TryTales beef.

I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Well, Phil, you said you had something for. Oh, you're still chewing. I'm still chewing.

Hey, you got to learn to chew and talk. They got this new microphone on me. I'm just going to chew straight into it. it. Can we get an adult microphone for John Davis? They put me in the side microphone. Well, that's because he beats on the table. Si? Rebuttal? I'm an orgy maker. Me too. Remember the time you beat on the table and the producers told you to quit and Jace got on to you and you threw you watch at him? No.

Anyway, Buffalo Ridge Jerky Locker sent us from Ruthton, Minnesota, sent us some beef jerky. Minnesota. From Ruthen, Minnesota. From Ruthton, Minnesota. And he said, let us know what you think. I wonder if they're up there on the ice right now. I wouldn't want to live where you lives, what I think. Yeah. But I do enjoy your beef jerky. Yeah, we got a small glimpse into their life this past week.

I don't want it. I don't want that. I'll take 110. So that's what I think. But your beef jerky, delicious. Excellent. Yeah. Yeah, it's really good.

So, Philip, what you got? Philip, you got a prize? Mm-hmm. I'm not a beef jerky man. So Rick and Dawn, they came and Rick was on. the show with us and the fraternal order of police he's the chaplain they live in indianapolis side we went and did an event there you actually drove a car around you or you rode with a guy and so they sent us a box something real special and i'm going to break it out for us we just got it here

what is it well he fixed a he fixed show it okay let me move oh it's a huge box show and tell time okay is this a gift You need the fancy microphone you can walk around. What is, Sa? To Philip, Sy, Duck Car Room guys and family. So Rick and Don, thank you all. Yep. And Johnny Dee, will you look and see if you got that clip?

We made a reel out of it when Si was riding in one of these cars. Wait, you rode in one of these? No, no. I mean, it was a... Man, that's cool. Oh, there we go. Thank you, Rick. Got any voice, any sound.

Thanks, Rick and Dawn. Let's see if you thought's up. I said, what happens if the tire blows out one of his courage? He said, oh, it's a difference of open casket or clothes. And he's wearing that panther shirt. I don't know, no, look. He's wearing that panther shirt. Hey, we've done one around the track twice.

I was buckled in, but he was just banging me against the door and against him the whole time we was running around the track. How fast did you go? 140. And hey, I thought the engine was going to blow up out of that car. But it didn't. But it didn't. Because every time he had come, it would be hit 140, then it was coming to a 90-degree turn,

and he was paddled it on the steering wheel. And it was just, wow, wow, getting down. I thought the engine was going to blow out from underneath the hood. I don't want to go that fast. That's how you treat them, rental car. Oh, hey. Drive them, blow them up. Drive it like you rented it, baby.

And all you say, if it blows up so much piece of junk. The best rental car I ever had was a hybrid minivan. I'm just going to say it. Really? He's going to say it, boy. I don't like the minivan. I had some juice in it. You staring down a minivan in your future?

No. No. My wife refuses, kind of. Yeah. We've thought about it. What about you? You're getting rid of one? Yeah, you're selling a truck.

You're trying to get rid of your truck? You ain't got rid of that thing yet? No. No. But what about it? Really? No. Gator flame.

Apparently, have you done a shameless? Have you done a shameless? Have you done a shameless sales pitch on this podcast? I have. Let's do it. Oh, we got a bunch of emails. Oh, I want Willie's old truck and then they didn't. It's okay.

I don't really want it either. That's why I'm selling it. Yeah. It's a very big talking point in every situation ever that you're in your truck. Drive through. Why does your truck look like? It's just too much. I just want a regular truck.

Regular white pickup. I don't need a Willie Robertson Mobil anymore in my life. Yeah. The side just got his redone where he's got a face on us. Yeah, I don't know why you do that. Do you go through drive-thrus with your face on the side of your truck? Because Gator Flames does enough for me that I don't want to go through drive-distance. Hey, SIPP, people need to learn how to go to flower general.com.

Well, hey, that's it. I'm a billboard. Oh, boy. Or general flyersgeneral.com. Boy, good-looking one, too. And the reason when you said, why would I do that? It has to do with a lot of green. So what's the price for me to get you?

to put me on your truck. Yeah, I want to be beside you. I'm interested. Can the honey hole get the, do you get to tailgate? Yeah, I want to tailgate. Point them at me. No, I want to talk to you. No, we're talking to side.

I got to talk. Then you got to talk money. Oh, I do have something I got to run by you, though, before we get out of here. Oh, we'll talk about tomorrow morning. We go on duck hunting. Yeah, okay. Somebody reached out to him and won't work with you. Okay.

Work with me? We talked about it on here. Is it a funeral home or a crematorium? No, this one. Because if your loved one dies, flower general.com. No, this one actually fits. That's somebody else. No, you remember Si talking about his new tea brand?

Mm-hmm. The guy that owned it reached out to me. Huh? Sire's new tea that he's been on drinking. Oh. The yawl tea. All y'all. Yeah.

He said he heard the podcast. He won't talk to you about it. So I make, make you some more money, some old man. Right. There you go. Look, I only take 15%. Hey, sir, that right there was for free, but next time. Yeah.

But tub-aware cups, wonderful. Yeah, absolutely. Zippo lighters, we're in. Yeti, yeti coolers? Yeah, there you go. Keeps ice longer. Wildly bare fruit, boys. Have you all seen the obsession people have with cups now?

Yes, the Stanley mugs are cups. Get a Yetty, people. What is the deal? They're in stock. Yeah. Martin, have you fought anybody over a cup anytime in your life? Have I fought somebody? Over a cup.

Yeah, my wife. She brought home one of them stupid Stanley Cup. Oh, boy, into the Martin household. You're 0-1 then. O-N-1, what do you mean? I'm sure she whooped you and kept the cup. No, it ain't there anymore. He took it away.

I don't believe that. No, I told her if she had liked the way our checking account looks, she'd throw that thing away. What's that? And it went out to window. And there it went. She said, but it fits in my cup holder. I said,

Yet he makes one that fits in the cup holder. I said, why ain't you got one the new Yeti ones? There you go right there. They swapped it around. They figured out what was wrong. They ain't dumb. Like, man, a lie. Stanley Cubb likes you play hockey.

Man, unbelievable. Like, she play hockey. Yeah, Stanley Cup coming up in my house. Whoa, that just clicked for the first time. Stanley Cup and Stan. Wow. Light bulb, come on. Wow.

I've read a lot on the internet that I thought was talking about the NHL, but it was probably actually talking. And probably vice versa. If it had to do with Babylon. Babila it did you ain't seen that article on Babylon Bia it I thought it was hilarious those guys are great said middle-aged housewives everywhere signing up for hockey classes for the chance to win a Stanley Cup that's good stuff that was a good one and here we are plugging them well we're about we're gonna

we ain't plugging them bye yetie yeah hey just get somebody else please like I just as someone who loves this kind of thing because I've been known to buy them all and then gouge people on eBay with them. Yeah. This one I can't do it, so I hate it. You can't get behind? I haven't figured out how it benefits me, so I hate this one. And it's very annoying.

Yeah. It's no PlayStation 5. No. So, there you go. Paid for Christmas a couple times. I guarantee you. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.

This person said you did a great job with the tour. What tour? The one here. Oh, good. Did I give them one? No, they just... Or just in design. Just the design.

Oh, wow. What a lot. Good. Way to go, Martin. I'm glad they enjoyed it. I didn't really have a lot to do with that, to be fair. Okay, that's where I was getting. Yeah.

Did you know it? It's great. Jennifer did it. It happened to be. Come to the tour. It's dynamic. I'll take a lot of people to do there. What is this shameless plug episode?

We've hit Flower General. We've hit the tour. Hey, the truth. Who needs a rattletrap? No. No, Sy has fans who write in, email, and I'll meet them up here and walk them through. Now, that's true, because he always in here asking for a discount. Not for them for himself.

It's wild. You make Philip buy a ticket to the tour? No. Absolutely. No, not to the tour. I make him buy merch. Okay.

So, all right, so let me tell you what happened. Don't cut you, don't cut your toe off of us, that was almost a Ricky Bobby deal. That knife almost ended up in your leg. So John was playing with a knife,

and all of a sudden, I can't tell anything. Cut his foot off. I almost just went to the hospital for sure. That's that. I was watching and see how bad it. Did you catch that, Hunter? Hunter got it.

Okay. Yeah. Whoopsy. I'm going to put the knife up. We're going to turn it into an Instagram. That'll be on Instagram later, he says. Look, everybody needs to come to the tour. Thank you, Cy.

Okay, everybody needs to go to general flowers. That's right, sir. Bye, Jennyman. That's right, sir. Look, hey, everybody needs flowers. Yep, that's right. They actually smell good and they're beautiful to look at. If they're going for this bridge-town Chevrolet, buddy, I'll tell you,

we couldn't have done nothing without that backlight and the Sonoco fuel. I caught that thing on a Shimano 7.1 medium heavy. I'm glad I don't have to do that every time I kill a duck. This is a good. This is got to do that for a living in a bad spot, man. That's wild. On a Benelli Super Black Eagle 3 with heavy shot number fours. The wind was blowing southwest at 8 miles an hour.

And because of my real tree hat, I was able to look him straight in the eye with my tetra here and shoot him dead. Boom. I could do it. So I got a call from the lieutenant governor's office. Of Louisiana? Yeah. On Nunn Gusher. That's right.

For you? No. Who's going to call me? They don't know. They're calling for Si. Oh. They want to meet Sai. So I made a deal with him to come up on Saturday and meet them.

And it was his granddaughter and some friends, just one car full, okay? But I really wasn't sure how many it was going to be. And so I show up, meet the guys. And I'm talking with the guy that had. helped set it up. And I didn't know, but there's a ton of people here on Saturday. Apparently there was some kind of basketball tournament going on. Oh, it's a new place?

Yes. That's good. So, yeah, I mean, it is good. A lot of people come to the Duck Commander. So anyway, I said, hey, follow me, and we're going to ride over to Sise House. Well, about four vehicles got behind me, and I didn't know. It was a convoy. I didn't know who.

I thought they were all. I put my hazard lights on and started headed to Sise House. Like a funeral procession. Why did you put the hazard lights on? Because I didn't want to lose them from here to science house. No, that's the point. You want to lose this. No.

I'm trying to get there. I think they're all with the same party. Yeah. And they're not? They're not. No. So when we get to the paper mill, I get a call from my buddy Mike and he's like, hey man, where are you?

I said, you're behind me, aren't you? He said, no, we're still a duck commander. Oh, praise the Lord. I said, who are all these people behind me? He said, they heard me and you talking. and now they're following you out to size house. I said, now what am I going to do? Take them to size house.

No, he said, give them the slip. Give them to the slip. I said, I can't do that as I turned by the car wash, went through Balkanville, and then I took my hatzer top and came back and got them, and they followed me, and it ended up just one family going. So you just lost those people?

I lost them. Oh, I lost them. You couldn't even listen in right now? I'm sorry. You couldn't even take them. them through a good part of town you had a dump woman in volkhamville i just peeled out from here turn turn turn turn yeah i know that's what else to do that's how people ended up in jail or the morgue so you literally had people following you thinking they were going to size house and you and you're

dumped them down there on Smith street i didn't know what else to do i panicked i was like i'm not going to bring 40 people over to size house panic boys probably why not you should have stopped before you got there said no look i hear you all come to size house if you really want to go it's 50 dollars a hit that's right I would have 50 a head. Yep. Yeah. That's a deal. I'd usually sell them for a hondo. Hondo.

That'd have been fine, too. Then take your cut. You walk in and slide aside about 400 and he's happy. That's right. And everybody's happy. So I got to do a meeting greet at his house. He's fine. Then I just tell him, hey, poker games on Friday.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's going to reinvest it. If I knock on Sai's door, he just says, come on in. You know, he don't know who it is. The door's always open. He's like, come by said, Sire, start locking your door. You just got 12 people to show up to his house.

next weekend well that's better than me right what's wrong with your phone i called it today and it just says this person's not accepting calls no no i don't know because i was going to call he hung up on i know i got it and i wasn't give me the ring song and i was saying wait a minute i just took this off of the thing yeah something something's uh he's right he does take every telephone look i'm trying to call phil and sigh right neither one of the phone oh i'm the robociller oh we know you are Oh, I'm the eye. You call Si. It's right.

I sit there. If I don't recognize the number, you get killed. Time out. How many numbers do you recognize? Well, he just waits to hear you talk on an answer machine. Well, that's it. I just say, Cy, Martin. Sy, Martin.

Well, hello. Hold on now. You also have to give the date and time. If you don't give the date and time, he calls you back a few days later. No, I just holler because I know he said right to say. Well, here's what I do for Louisiana numbers. I'll say hello and, hey, if you don't answer immediately, I know it's a stupid phone call and it's computerized,

and that's why it didn't answer. Well, if I call you and you answer immediately, I'm not going to talk immediately because I just dropped my phone because it scared me today. Because I'm waiting on your answer machine to pick up to holler at you and tell you as me. Hunter probably calls you. Oh, Hunter, you don't have a mic.

No. No, he calls my wife on. Cell phone. Does it work, Hunter? Yeah. Hunter says Christine does respond to text. Oh, absolutely. I texted Christine today and said,

does I want to go duck hunting tomorrow? And she said, I think yes. Tacos. Then she came in and she said, well, I said, well, waiting at hold. I got to go. I said, hold it. I said, get on your phone. I said, I don't check.

My phone ain't working. Nope. Get on your phone. Okay, because the house phone ain't working. Call Stone and tell him, I need my waiters and my shotgun. if he's down at the layer. Well, she text him, okay,

and she said, come in and back in. She said, I've texted him and I've actually called, and he won't answer his phone, so, hey, he's probably not there. He was asleep. And he was asleep. Yeah. So I said, okay. Do we have waiters now?

I got him. I got him. He's got covered. 20 gauge? I got him. Yeah, he's got that covered. I got the shells. Heavy shot?

I got the shells. Or if you want a 28. You tell me what you want. 20 or 28, whatever you want. I got you. I don't care. Big dog. I don't care.

He'd kill him with that icy stare. Hey, look, anybody that can kill three out of three when he shoot blanks? They don't make any difference. He's a legend, boy. Yeah. Hey, you just give me a gun loaded with blanks, and I won't get mine. Some people would say in his own mind, but he actually is a legend. No, he's a legend in a lot of people.

I mean, they named dogs after him. Well, I'm going to get kids after him. They only name dogs after Willie. And then they got to shave his butt and make him walk back That's right There we go, I'm sorry Lord, Lord I apologize He ain't sorry No, I'm not

Keep praying Hey, anyway Let's take another break We'll be back right after this I like figuring out who the alpha is Right now it's Jackson just based off a size Out in this room Alpha in my house is named Lottie

Thanks a little laugh I'm just joking, don't he? I just gonna hope you're gonna keep rubbing my back like that I didn't care. Yeah. Go ahead, big dog. Say something. Ah.

That's what you get in between the show. Yeah. That felt good, too. Stiff is my back here. J.D., let's jump in that mailbox a little early. Uh-oh. Oh, sorry. Hold on.

New headset. Jump it into it a little early. Yeah. What's in there? Hello. At dot callroom. com. Hello.

Okay. The first one's going to take me a second because I wasn't exactly ready for that. Oh. But Beth sent it to me. and now I've lost it. I'm just wondering how many because I've been tagged in social media we've been off like a week.

Oh no, that one I haven't even died. I like that. If you sent that one Black Panther, I just said, yep, that's, and I've moved on. Holy cow, it's a bunch of them. Can I say that I saw the John Christ episode with you guys?

It was the funniest episode I've ever seen. Really? Yes, I loved it. That guy was hilarious. John Chris, he should go into like making people laugh for money. Yeah. What I like about him is we gave him like a bag full of our worst hats,

and I've seen him wearing every one of on Instagram. Oh, yeah. Yes. He's a bad hat kind of guy. Mr. Chris, thank you for your support of our bad hats. I hate that I missed him. Oh, he's funny. Also, we had a bunch of people on that episode comment like,

y'all have been eight minutes in. I have no idea who this guy is. And to that I say, well, buddy, I was about 32 minutes in. You didn't know who he was? No. I didn't know that. I mean, here's what I thought he looked familiar. I didn't, I don't think I've told you about this.

So I'm busting it to get back for that episode for that episode from Arkansas, duck hunting. Like central Arkansas. And we smashed them that morning. So I wasn't leaving early. Yeah. Like I was going to see that one through. Oh, yeah. And so I'm, I mean, I'm making up time down the back road to Arkansas.

And then I get here and I'm like, man, that guy looks familiar. but I don't know where I know him from. Then he gets to talking, and I'm like, yeah, his voice sounds familiar. And you say who he is, John Christ or whatever. So funny. And it still don't ring a bell at this point. He's got an awesome show. And you said a comedian.

And so I get home, and I'm dead tired. And Brittany is like, how's your hunt? Blah, you know, we're talking about today. I said, yeah, we had this guest on the podcast. His name's John Christ or something. He's a comedian. Buddy, I slept on the couch. You get in trouble?

Because she was a fan of that man. and he was in this room and I didn't tell her he was here. Yep. He's got like two million followers. Well, she's one of them. Yeah, me too. And she said, I've sent you so many of his videos. And I was like, that's why he looked familiar.

That's right. But she sends me all kinds of videos. Yeah. But I don't look who the creator of said video is. I just watch it for what it is. Yeah. But buddy. Yeah.

I got duly scolded. Yeah, you deserved it. Yeah, well, that's fine. And I appreciate that. But I also appreciated him taking the time to message me back and say, it's cool. Next time I come in town, she's welcome to come by. I remember them days where you show up somewhere. And then not only do they show up, but then their cousins and their uncles and their nephews from their school teacher.

And, you know, everybody show up. So I ain't that kind of guy either because I remember those days. But he's like, no, man, that's cool. He said, shockingly, I'm way bigger with women than I am men. And I was like, well, I can see that. I mean, you're wearing like nice clothes. stuff like we don't care about that look like we're more than a jeff oxworthy you know like bow-legged cowboys larry the cable guy's hilarious and larry yeah very funny look so i he he followed me on instagram which i was

like okay yeah i've made it um but then i message him's like hey thanks for coming by today but then i scrolled up and i i i messaged him on may 8th of 2019 before he was somebody wow or was he somebody he was just getting started okay everybody loved him thought he's hilarious didn't he hang out with your cousin yeah my cousin used to open for him. Yeah. But he was, that's when he was kind of blowing up.

And apparently he put a story about the Atlanta val. The only message I ever sent this man was the Falcons blew a 283 lead in the Super Bowl. That's it. Wow. And he was like, man, that's probably why I didn't respond. So you never know.

You might meet somebody one day. So he's a Falcons fan? Yeah. Oh, that's a tough lie. Sa, you like him on Facebook and following him. Have you put a little disco guy in the comments? Si, good job.

I mean, Sae loves the disco emoji. That's right. Phil's got one move. Disco emoji, American flag. And you know what? If life doesn't get any better than that, it's just not going to.

All right, I got a Facebook DM. Uh-oh. I didn't know those existed for us, but Beth sent it to me. Slide in them to you. From Ethan, he had a school assignment to recreate a TV. intro but use their school as a theme. Ladies and gentlemen, I present

to you Mustang Dynasty. Uh-oh. Oh, wow. What a lot. What a lot. How about Joe Dirt there on the left? Yeah, who's the guy on the end with no beard but just a heck of a mullet? That's right.

Yeah, what a lie. You got it? Okay, guy on the left, that's just what he looks like every day. Yeah, no, he didn't dress for that. They may have picked him up on the way there. Guy on the right got one of his mask out from 2020. and cut a hole in it to make a beard. I like it. And somebody's wearing a Cuban flag, not the American one.

And we got, well, I think those kids are from California, so that explains a lot. And then we do have an actual Joe Dirtwig. Cy, what grade would you give these children for this beautiful? They're about 14. No, not age. What grade would you give them? What grade? Yeah, they did this.

It's a school project. One to ten. Hey, I like it. Yeah. That's right. Give a 10. What are you talking about? None of them dressed up as you.

That's an A plus. I don't care. I like it. He said. Hey, this is Mustang Dynasty. Mustang. Give them a grade. And they had the Mustang in the truck.

Yep. This is like, I don't know. Give them a grade. Well, I give you this. One to 10. I like it. But I'll say this. A plus.

The kid on the end of the Sire wearing the same shirt right now. That's it, boys. Can't beat that? That is true. And that's the thing. He's the only one that didn't dress up. He just showed up for school.

He said, you ain't going to hide this hair, big dog. That is a red neck. And red mullet, too. Mm-hmm. I like it, boys. Good job, fellas. I like that, though. That's always fun.

And then I got a bunch of people sending in Uncle SciLufas. We finally found some. James doesn't say where he's from. Jimmy? He has an Uncle Silufa. Okay. And then Keith found this in a... a garage sale

antique mall oh I remember them bandades yeah bandage yep 100% and he said at least it ain't aloofa but what worries me is like he didn't even buy him

he just took a picture of him walked up back to Keith I thought you were a fan man last thing I'd want to put on a wound what does size say beavers are like ninjas they work at night and they're hard to find

that is a weird thing to put on a cut happy happy you need some of them if you're too busy to duck hunt you're too bit yeah willie'd say that well he's too busy i guess yeah he's been too busy for nine years when you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it those are clever happy happy happy happy but that i actually wore those band-aids when they sent that in that did bring me back down memory lane and all the weird stuff yeah so if you have something weird from the duck dynasty days there's a pair of boxers that at Walmart it had me on the left cheek yeah sit please send that in didn't know get your money back you get your money back on those if you send them to us please i signed a pair of them we're not going to

you for them but we would like to see pictures of the weirdest because i mean there's some weird stuff the chia pets yeah we got one there yeah i'd just like to see if anybody still has them like at their house or if they all ended where they yeah i mentioned it earlier i don't know if we were recording or not but i there were so much stuff that we had with our faces on it that I never knew about. I mean, because we were so busy. I was in a gas station one time and saw a Zipo lighter.

I don't smoke, but everybody knows what Zippo lighter is. And it had us on it, so I bought it. And the lady behind the register just looked at it. She looked at it, looked at it. She said, is that you? I said, yes, ma'am. That's why I'm buying it.

How many other Zippos have you sold today? You know, that's a premium lighter. Yeah. I know she ain't selling many of them at the quick mark, you know, or whatever it was. I don't even remember where I was. But I said, yes, ma'am, I had to have that. You never seen my son.

I never thought. I said, I've made it as a redneck. When my face ends up on a zippo lighter, I have ascended the redneck. That's like we was in Texas going deer hunting. And I go in, I'm out of ice, and I want some pork skins. So I go in to get some ice in the store. We're about to get a lot of pork around. No, no.

Oh, no. No, no. He likes them hot. They're all in the truck. 17 Kingsley, Westboro, Louisiana, 7.1-2-202. Phillips's in the truck waiting, and it takes me about 25 minutes. To get pork rinds or something? Yeah, and a bag of ice.

That's what I'm saying. I come up there. Yeah, when I went in there, there's a few people in there. You know, the ladies up there behind the car. So I get my pork rinds, four or five bags. I'm in the bag of a bag of. Boy, that's a heck of an assistant. Send you in the shop.

Well, no, no. So look, I go in there. Johnny D wouldn't have done that for Willie. Yeah, I put it on the count. her and she said, sir, I worked for the wrong one. Yeah. You could have your talent do his own work. I'm sorry, go ahead.

I'll set him up. But anyway, you know, I said, hey, look, you know, you know, ring it up. You know, I'm in the hurt. She said, sir, I need your ID card. And I said, wait a minute, I ain't buying liquor. Yeah, you got to be 21 to buy pork around. I said, look, I got a full bags of pork rinds and a bag of ice. I said, I ain't showing you my darn ID for that.

I said, hey, bring the crap up. She said, sir, you're not getting this unless you show me your ID. So we said, I argued, and I said, are you serious? She said, I'm dead soon. You know, about this time, he comes walking in and he said, what's going on? I said, this stupid woman wants to see my dad got my ID card. Did you say this stupid woman? No, no, I did.

I said, this stupid woman wants to see my eyes. And if there's anybody in America, I said, hey, I said, you know, I could see it if I was buying a bottle of whiskey. Right, because you definitely don't look at least 22. Yeah, you know, and I said, you know, I can see then. You know, she says, sir, you're going to buy it or you put it back? You don't set him up, ain't you? No.

So look, I finally just say, okay, you know, I hand her about driver's license. She looks at it and the people in the back, four or five young ladies, you know, she looks at my daddy like that, says, yeah, you was right. It's him. So then she said, y'all come on. And they start taking pictures. Yeah, double, table, all right, come on. Bring in the cavalry.

That's funny. It is. I can't believe. I've never been ID for pork rinds. That's a new one. That's a good one. ID for pork rind. Hey, stupid lady, if you're listening,

please email it. I'd like your side of the story. And I'm not going to call you stupid. Chad B from West Virginia. You know Facebook's a magical place. It really is. Magical. Full of terrors and.

nightmares and other things black pants he's already looked martin there's a 2006 kowazaki cx 1400 000 on facebook marketplace right now that grief oh my goodness wait for it how much oh wow it's got size face off 9500 and i look at that paint job i'm on the game that's pretty good he's on the gas did you approve that i don't know if you You can't a buddy. If I had as much money as the rest of the free world thought I did, I'd buy that sucker. I wouldn't. I'm not.

Hey, that's going to be worth some big bucks one day. Yeah. You think so? Yeah, after I die. Hey, that could lead his funeral procession. How funny would that be? Just do wheelies on side. But we've got to go all the way to Florida to get him cremated.

Hey, go better than that. Take me to a taxi dervish. Yeah, we get him stuff. That's right. I put him right between them too big. We're going to put him in that chair and record his voice. I'm getting a new chair. I've already made a deal with the crematorium of people.

Joe Diffy said it best. Prop me up beside the juvogs, baby. This weekend at Bernie. And let the party roll. Look at that. 9,500 in Statesville, North Carolina. Hey, what I want to know is, what is the speedometer? How fast is it go?

I don't know, but for 9500 we can find out. It's a knockoff, side. You got $9,500. All right. Tell Willie. Say, buy that for yourself. No. Tell me.

He'll kill itself. Send that to Christine and tell her you found Cy's birthday present. Okay, I will. Oh, it's going to be a good April. I mean, you got her a song, but she's going to get you a motorcycle with your face on it. That's big time. That's funny.

We found the Lufus, Band-Aids, and a whole motorcycle. Speaking of weird memorabilia, I don't know that it's going to get any better than that one. I mean, you want. Back in the day. say there were a lot of knockoffs. I mean, people putting y'all's picture on all kinds of stuff. There's no way they had a licensing agreement with a commander. Oh, no, no, no.

But that artist right there pretty good, whoever did that. Yeah. Well, they still doing it because when I'm out sometimes, somebody else set something down and say sign it. And I'll say, huh, I ain't ever seen this before. Somebody's making money. They still doing it. That's real life. Also, did you see what was trending this weekend on Twitter or X or whatever you call it these days?

What? RIP, Sye. Again? How many times you're going to die, big dog? Si, quit dying. It was Sports Illustrated. Oh. Oh.

But a couple people got terrified because they saw it was trending and a ton of people were standing up. And they thought it was finally true. That's like that jacket he used to wear. Hey. He said it's got my name on it. The last SIE standing is SIE, baby. Hey, there's a cologne called C.

You know that colon, the women's cologne or whatever that come out? Uh-oh. So look. we've got something. So then let me tell you the story. So, So Si's a commercial on that and we're at some event. He said, we're watching game or whatever. He says, hey, they got my name on that during Cologne.

He said, Philip, call him up and get me some money out of them. I said, that's not you. That's C. Sports Illustrated, though. You were the last SI standing, and I'm proud to tell you that. Do you still have your Sports Illustrated jacket? Yeah. That's got SI on it?

Yeah. Wear that up here next time we record. Please do. I actually thought that was my. jacket and I said hey look I know Kay gave it to you no no I said they need to hey they need to talk to these people or I'm fixing to sue the crap out of yeah Kay gave him a sport they got my name on this jacket and I didn't see no money yeah Kay gave Cy a sports illustrated jacket for Christmas because you know she was like St. Superfan there for a little while they sent her a free jacket she gave it to Cy

sigh saw that thing everywhere because they had his name on it I said I got paid up with it I said hey how you like that I said I got my name on a jacket If you sue the crap out of Sports Illustrated, you're getting exactly nothing. Yeah. Because they're done. Half a knot is naught. You won.

Anyway. Zero is zero. My man, Andrew Parks, we're trying to wrap this one up, but I got to thank him. He sent in a gift because he's the guy that sent in all that Vienna sausage and made me eat it. Yeah, Mr. Snip.

Body-wash deodorant, baby. What? Brady is looking at me all weird. You don't know, Mr. Snip? Huh? Hey. Oh, that is the ad she asked me about Mando. That's the thing I was talking.

about all this time. I've done free ads for you people because the commercial looked so weird. And I was like, but does it work? I'm here to tell you, Andrew, Mr. Snip, we're going to find out if it works. This is all I'm using tomorrow. If I smell, I smell, if I don't, I don't. Hey, if you smell, if you smell funky, you like to get skunky. Hey, you're going to have to get skunky.

Hey, let me hold some of that right now because I got a pretty good odor about it. Yeah, he does. Hey, hold on. That's body wash and deodorant. Oh, bourbon leather. Oh, Andrew said the time has come to shower and deodorized all at once. That's good. That's good because my deodorant is bourbon.

Stay away. That's my... It is. And man, I put... I saw the commercial verse. Hey, y'all can't have any of this if you're driving. Oh. So, hey, so thank you, Andrew.

Andrew also sent me a Captain D's gift certificate for my birthday. That's right. Hey, any sense side birthday card. I mean, I mean a Christmas, Christmas card and all that stuff. Have you been talking to Brittany? She doesn't got on his Captain D's kid. It's so good. I gave in and went there for lunch one day because I was messing with her.

And she, because she always said, what's for lunch? And she used to hate Captain D's. So I always, when she'd asked me, I'd just say Captain D. Great move. And finally she said, I'll meet you there. I was like, uh-oh. Uh-oh. It's a great little seafood place.

And since then, we have eaten. She, it's appalling. You know what, you deserve that. Hey. Fresh fish for to eat anything. I need people to eat fresh fish. Captain Deez is not bad. It's really good.

Well, because Al and Lisa gave me, okay, some bod. The name of it. Oh, here we go. The bod. Yeah. You like it? Look, they gave me that.

It's a deodorant. A gag deal. Hey, my wife loves it. It is strong. Johnny D. I don't mind it. That is bourbon deodorant. I wasn't expecting it to be that strong.

Right. I'm so excited to never use deodorant again. I'm just using body wash and deodorant all at the same time. Save yourself time. Save yourself money. And read us a Bible verse. Colossians 122 once you were alienated from God, but now he has reconciled you by Christ's physical body through death to present you. We're reading the Bible, man.

I have a little respect. I'm starting over. Galoshans 122 once you were alienated from God, but now he has reconciled you by Christ's physical body through death to present you wholly in a sight without blameless and free from accusation. If you wonder why we have so much fun in here, and you wonder why we can

rub whatever that just got all over me and laugh. It's because it's because of your body wash. We're blemish and free from accusation because of Jesus Christ. We got to joy the Lord. And low key. And look, you won't smell. This Mando has been here for five minutes and this is the best this room's ever

smelled. I don't know if you want to do an ad still, Ms. Mando, but I'm just telling you right now. This is the best this room's ever smelled. You just smell like a salad has been taken off of a horse. This was what I was talking. Roared hard and put up wet. And we're out of here.

See you. Yeah.