Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Gets Handcuffed by Confused Police Officer

Episode Date: June 18, 2026

Uncle Si breaks down the traffic stop where a case of mistaken identity turned him into a robbery suspect. Rucker gives the boys a surprising prison food tutorial, and Martin reveals the childhood struggle meal that left him permanently suspicious of one Southern classic. John-David’s family goes into full-blown panic mode over one spider, and the boys debate jury duty, fish fry rules, World Cup tourists, and whether a pilot’s license is really the best solution to a long road trip. Duck Call Room episode #562 is sponsored by: https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. https://trybeef.com/duck — Use our link for an extra gift with your order! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a Free 'Morning Person' Hat and FREE AG1 Flavor Sampler with your first AG1 subscription! Text DUCK to 64000 for your 2 free gifts with the purchase of any Pocket Hose Ballistic hose. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You should be thankful that here at this semi-Quincennial, you have jury duty. I don't get those letters in the mail. What letters? Jury duty. That's because you're a felon. I've got two. Yeah, they don't come my way. Anyway, welcome back to the duck call room.

What? Is that because of licensing agreement? I have to be connected to my home Wi-Fi. Oh, yeah. Well, if I'm at home. That's what they do now. Why in the world do I need to stream if I'm at my house? Disney Plus won't let you, like if I gave Noah's mom the account.

Yeah. You know what I mean? And she watched it at her house. So then they said, oh, well, this must be your house. I can't even watch it at my own house no more. Y'all get better at this. If I was at home, I wouldn't need to stream the World Cup. I don't have any of those problems.

Yeah, well, I'm still very, I have yet to cut said cord. You got to cut the cord. I've yet to cut said cord. I'm still very much cord friendly, cord-friendly, cord-attached. Well, if you are on YouTube, you should like and subscribe the Duck Call Room. Give us a five-star rating and tune in.

But if you have YouTube TV, you could be sitting there watching the World Cup. The World Cup will be over by the time that I got my latest news of what I got in the mail days ago. It's not going to be over. Oh, it'll be over. By the time you go to jury duty? July 20th.

Isn't this thing over like the 16th? Mm-hmm. Something like that. Pretty close. Well, that actually stinks because if you're sitting in jury duty, that would be something to watch. I'd have to figure out how to do it because obviously Exfinity don't want me to. But, yeah, I got jury duty.

You did? Yeah, it's the second time in my life that I've been chosen for jury duty. Well, I have to say twice. Number two. Are you going? Are we on the same one? No. What?

No, because my wife called him and said, hey, look, he's had a bad problem about it. He'll fall asleep. That's it? Narcolectic. That's all you had to do? No, no. And then the guy said, well, he's 78 years old. He don't have to show up if he don't want to.

It's his choice. And what age does that start? I don't know. We're not close. That's what you told him. I did show up for the first one and it caused me. I parked in a little spot. One of him to check on it.

Well, come out, had a ticket. $250. he comes to 250. Good night. You know. A $250 bargain gig? Yeah. And Washington?

Yeah. They got to get the money somehow. At the courthouse. And I said, hey, look, I'm here to report for jury duty. I'd have went to jail. And you're going to screw me and charge me $250. Just over a parking spot. Yeah, over a parking spot.

And I said, hey, what are you supposed to do? Yeah. Y'all say I got to be here, but I ain't got a parking spot. And then you charged me $250. And then they said, well, when they got down to it, they started to ask me a question. Yeah. And they said, well, could you, you know, are you biased, you know,

and I said, everybody's biased. Absolutely. I said, everybody is. I said, I've got my likes and I've got my dislike. That's right. No. Well, then they kept on there. And they said, well, what if I, you know, if this happened, okay,

you're judging this person. This happened. What would you do? I said, hey, guilty is charged. Put the sucker in jail. That's right. Maximum sentence. They said, thank you for showing up, Mr. Ross.

We can't use you. So that's what I should do? Oh, yeah. Follow this exact script. No, no, I'm just saying. I asked me the question and I answer my honestly. I ain't got too 50, though. Will you drop me off?

It may. No, no. You better take somebody to drop you off because, hey, if you park, because it wasn't no parking zone. no yeah I just parked there and they didn't like it so they wrote me a ticket I could Uber what if you should get away Mo what if I got Royce didn't live here anymore no he's oh he did our Uber driver yeah he moved to what Lake Louisville shop my I've never Ubered in Monroe I feel like it would be weird

because I would probably know why we got asked on the subject I need to tell the people hey if you you charge a citizen was jury duty you should provide a parking place for him for crying out loud that's the least that you could do if he's going to be a good citizen and come out of behind right then on the jury but give the man a place to park but to be fair provide me a place to park but to be fair this is 2026 you should be able to zoom into jury not not no if you get chosen you should go but there should be a profile of you where they picked the profiles

already and if you ain't one of the what is it 10 on one side and 10 on the other and then they they have to agree on how many of them or whatever it is you're a little more familiar with this process now yeah i mean that's because you've been tried you've never been a juror well you make a valid point they know not to send me an invite to well no no if they know not to send me an invite they should be able to tell if you're somebody that can know through the filter that's what i'm saying it's a screwed up deal it really is and we make what, like $7 a day or something? Wait, they pay you? I thought it was like, don't they pay you for missing work? No, they pay you a little bit.

Yeah, it's like seven bucks a day or something stupid. For missing work. Yeah. Good. But here's the thing about there, because, hey, there's a case right now. $50 a day. In the news.

Oh, so you get half a tank of gas. Well, that guy, the kid stabbed the kid at a racetrack. Oh, boy. Oh, yeah, Carmelo Anthony? Not the one you're thinking of. Yeah. No, not the best. basketball.

My brother-in-law freaked out when he saw that news. Hey, the judge. What did Melo do? Look, they went to... Mellow. Hey, here's the deal. They went through 500 people picking the jury. Well, this ain't a...

This is not a little bitty thing. No, that's a high-profile case. No, yeah. Mine is... You got to go, though. Oh, I got to go. I had to fill out the paper and send it back in, which, by the way, y'all say is required.

And then I have to say... supply the stamp? I never did that. That's dumb. This is starting to assume. I didn't have to. So when I got jury duty, on the back of the, I had to flip over and fill out and return. I had a-

Washington Parish, Monroe City. Yeah. I had a brilliant plan that I was just not going to show up. That's dumb. I'm just saying. And then Allison outed me on the podcast. They need to change some of a lot of stuff in this. Because, hey, if you are doing and being a good citizen, show up and do it.

They ought to, number one, they ought to provide you a parking place. Absolutely. I agree. I'm 78 years old and I got, you know, a bad, bad lungs. Yeah. So I don't need to be walking. No. Lungs.

So, hey, provide me a place. They all have been one. Okay. Well, I can park. You know, I'm being a good citizen and doing my job. Right. Our civic duty. Yeah, our civic duty.

Yeah, our civic duty. Well, hey, provide me a parking place. Okay. Well, you know, what was the second thing? The sheriff told me if I said, skipped, they would have came and picked me up and brought. Oh, no, hey, there'll come rest your blood and put you in jail. Oh, yeah.

But you ain't going to do that much time. You'll be fine. I mean, you'll be in and out. It's really more of a scapeg. Yeah, but I don't like that. You can do the time. But you still go ride on the backseat. You don't get to ride on that front seat.

The only time I rode in the backseat of cop cars was with Willie and they were escrow. Oh, no, no. That was the funniest part when we did. I have never been in the front seat. When we did the ride-along, you're talking about, you're talking about Ro. Oh, yeah. A back of a police car. Oh, of an actual one?

Oh, what? Hey. They suck. Yeah. Imagine if you were cuffed. Oh, no. I don't imagine. I know exactly what that feels like.

Oh, no, no. They slam on the brakes to teach you a lot. Oh, yeah. Well, look, because you're cuffed and then I've always been a heftier fellow. Oh, no. Husky. Husky. I caught fat.

They don't make handcuffs for husky fit people, okay? So they're tight. Oh, no. My arms are. are stretched behind me. Plus, it's a plastic seat. Hard plastic. Your wrist don't get heavier.

Oh, so if you pee or crap. Oh, man, it's a hard plastic seat. They're hitting the brakes. Your wrist, I mean, it's terrible. Oh, no. When you're riding in the back, that's the most uncomfortable. Because look, when they put the cuffs on, okay, bless their heart. I mean, you know, we're filming a show.

Okay. And when he put the cuff on, I was, whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean, he drew blood. He said, oh, I'm sorry. I went in a cop boat. I said, I guess you did. Yeah. I said, both of my wrists are slashed where you clicked it.

Yeah. This is a TV show. Oh, no. And then when you get in the back, you barely can't get out. And, hey, you got pained everywhere. No, you're stuck back there. You're stuck back there. Oh, no.

If you have to ride and we rolled around for an hour, we both, me and Willie, Willie was about to tears. I really said, hey, I can't take this anymore, stop and let me out. Well, he is a little softer than he used to be. Well, no, no, I'm serious. But I understood it because, hey, we both got out

and I mean, look, I hurt all over. But you wouldn't cry, no, were you? No, that's because you're playing. Hold on, I wasn't going to cry. No, well, you're a man. I want to cry. Not in front of a cop. Yeah.

The craziest part about me being handcuffed. Take me to jail, put me in a... I'm going to cry. I'm kind of like a baby. The craziest part about me being handcuffed is I was completely innocent, okay? I ain't do nothing. That don't matter. Completely innocent.

Oh, no, no, no. That don't matter, you know. Or just innocent of what they were picking you up for. I was innocent at that point in time. Hey, Ruckerwood. Well, we all are, until we're proving guilty. Hey, no, no, Rucker wanted to blame him on Grandma. Last week at this time, so was Carmella Anthony, but now he guilty.

Well, you know. You don't want me on a jury. You're guilty. Hey, Ruck and what I said. Everybody guilty. and do it, Grandma. Look, you want to get out of jury duty, just do what I did. Show up.

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Well, I'm in Texas. Well, in Louisiana, when a cop pulls you over, you get out of your car and go back to him. Uh-oh. I don't know if that. I mean, maybe back in the day. You don't do it now. That's the way it used to be.

Well, hey, look, in Texas, don't get out of your car and go back to them. Don't do that. Because, hey, they both jumped out. There was two of them in the car. They both jumped out and look, when I was looking in the barrel of 38, Oh, yeah. I thought it was a 105 Hauser. Oh, huh.

A house. A sucker looked like it was that big around, and I went, whoa! They get bigger when they pointed at you. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. I said, hey, what's the deal here? And they said, hey, you know, just keep your hands up, come walking towards us.

You know, I said, hey, I didn't do it. Whatever, y'all, now I got to have, whoa. You know, so they cuffed me, and then the other guy got to talk to me and said, Well, okay. They cuffed him. How many times have you been cuffed in your life? Oh, I've been handcuffed.

Oh, how many times have you been handcuffed by authority? Twice. That's a great clarification. I don't need to know about him and Mr. twice. That time in Texas and then the time I had to ride along. Well, 70s were amazing time.

Oh, no. Did you ever have any pink fuzzy one? Y'all stop it. Kids that watch this show. show. So hold on. We really never got to hang out on a point that Siam made at the very beginning of this show.

You got out of jury duty just by your wife calling saying you're old and cranky? So once you reach a certain age, oh, that's sad, hey, he'll go to sleep on you. What is that matter? Well, that brings it now it's a medical concern. It's a medical issue. They can't... Hold on. He has no medical diagnosis for being sleepy.

He just is. My dude has a medical Here's the thing, though, when they start asking you the question, they got about 10, maybe 20 questions they asked you. Mm-hmm. Okay, if you're honest, you ain't going to be on jury duty. That's right. I'm serious. No, no, I believe.

When they said, are you by, I said, hey, everybody is. Mm-hmm. I said, you need to read the definition of that. I have likes and dislikes. Medical conditions, financial hardship, dependent care, Age exemptions. Cool. Oh, yeah, if you're over 75 in Louisiana, you're out.

To be fair. You shouldn't be allowed to drive either. Hey, it's a volunteer. You can serve if you want to. But if you're over 75, you can say, no, I'm good. And they're like, yeah, you're good. Well, the first thing I'm going to tell her, I said, hey, I'll call them and tell them I got a medical condition, bad lungs, all this, blah, blah, blah, blah.

She said, oh, I've already taken care. You got Peroni's disease. I got it all, man. You just went with medical condition. Blah, blah, blah. Hey, look, that's one thing I could tell them I said, hey, I've got every disease that here in the world, I've had it. You've had all of them?

Dimension and all that. I've had all that crap, don't have. Martin, did you not have the thing that you're just supposed to call the day before jury duty and they sell you you're off the hook? Oh, they say they post it or whatever now. See, I had to call a phone. They don't say in there how much they pay you. $50.

$50. $50. Which is not my day rate. Yeah, I thought it was pretty good. Not anybody. No, I mean, but... I mean, my problem is... It's 20, 26, 50 bucks.

What are you going to do with 50 bucks? Mine's not even like a cool case. I don't go poker. They told you the case? Well, it's in just like regular freaking Washington Washington Pairs Court. It can't be nothing really cool. Like, it's not going to be the state versus somebody, you know?

I'm like to be... If it were a potential documentary be made about what I'm about to go to jury duty for, absolutely sign me. There's been a couple of the state of Texas versus Brown... Oh, no. Hey. But this is going to be like Jimmy Don. I got a bad deal down there at the auto body shop.

And, you know, his bumper fell off. Now they don't want to pay for. Well, who is? Do they do jury duty for like civil? I don't think they're... Depending on some civil cases. Well, yeah, some. Jury duty, huh?

Jury duty. Wow, what a lot. Rucker? Yeah. $50 a day. 30 days. Hey, how much of that? Not enough.

I don't know if you'll be there. Well, that's a good. That's a good chunk of change, son. 50 times 30. $1,500. Is that all that comes? Yeah, that's the math. I thought more than that.

Yeah. So the whole month of your life gone is what you just told me. That'd be a good night of poker. For $1,500. My man won't leave his house for less than $30K. $1,500 a month. That's pretty good. If they give me a dead drum parking spot, I'd do it.

The problem is you're going to be in debt. You're losing $200 a day for where you park. You're netting two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, geez. Uh, Rucker, how old's that young and now? Uh, he is nine months. Nine months.

He'll be ten months on the 20th. Any more scorpions? No more scorpions. We have eradicated the scorpions. We've taken care of that problem. They go on, boys. Oh, yeah. We got a spider at my house, buddy.

They're a bad little dudes. Oh, you're scorpions? Yeah, ma'am. I had one to sting me in bed. I was standing asleep. He popped me. I woke up right quick. Mm-hmm.

Watch this video, Sigh. Look at this thing. Johnny D sent this to me yesterday. This is so good. You can't really see it there. While this spider is large, the entire family. Y'all look like one of them old Looney Tunes are on top of tables. How?

What is that? It's a spider. So there was a spot. Look, I'm watching soccer. I'm going to bring it over here so you can really see it, so. I'm watching. It's a big and. See that thing?

Oh, I'm watching soccer in the living room. And I hear a scream that I can only describe as, this is it. This is the moment I've been training to protect my family from an intruder, a bear. I don't know what's here, but it's bad. When you say training, you mean that loosely, right? I will whoop your fat, bud, anytime you want. Oh, J.D.

Oh, D. I'm just telling you. I'm sorry. You want to stand still into it? Or do you want to jog first? No, I'm just checking. You're saying, trying to. I have fair.

I'm just saying. I'm fairly confident under any circumstances that you can come up. I'm just saying when you say training, I'm just, you know. Well, back to the screen. I'm saying I can jog. Back to the screen. You're protecting. You're in protecting.

So I'm like, okay, here we go. What am I fighting? There's a panther. There's a bear. Nope, just a spider. But the blood curling scream scared me to death. And so then I go, look, and it's this giant spider. And I was like, I don't know if this is dangerous or not.

Martin told me to put it under a glass, I. Well, you're asking, like put a glass over it. Yeah. Evaluate. Nope.

Yeah. Figure out who he is. Spiders don't bother me. I'm really, I mean, spiders. I mean, I thought it was going to be a stake in.

Let me tell you when spiders bother me. Some of them do. You're walking in the woods in the dark. Yeah. Because I don't use a flashlight ever. Yeah. And then you just walk face first into a web and you're like, I mean,

you know it ain't a bad one. Well, but then you know he's on you. And it's kind of like an unnerving. It's like, Man, this sucks. And I ain't going to be able to find him until I get to my stander. It gets daylight, one of the two.

See, so what I did was took a broom, beat it to death. And some of them. What is wrong with your foot? Some of them will. You do realize you're approximately 230 pounds bigger than him. Not that much bigger than him. 220? Mm-hmm.

Okay. I mean, we're talking about a thing that weighs like an ounce. What if it bit my foot? If you hit it Su Nike That is not a privilege I wasn't wearing shoes I was in my home

You probably know the one The one the big yellow one He's about the size of my thumb A big yellow one Oh yeah Banana spider Banana spider Yeah

Yeah But that's what I And I don't like Waking up to one crawling on me Like one's going to get in your bed No yeah I don't like that But I mean like

Do you hear what Carter said Me versus Spider I'm going to win Oh, yeah, I feel confident. Like, there's no, this isn't a battle. Like, we're not, we're not Spider-Man here. I'm not worried about getting it. What if it's a jumping spider?

He can't. They're fun. Whatever the long jumpers are, he ain't them. I mean, hey, you'd feel much as if all these suckers can jump. Oh, yeah, they can go, but they can't. I'm talking about it. But what if it bites you? How is it going to bite through the sole of your shoe?

I didn't have shoes on. Go get a shoe. That's the other, the broom was there. Oh my gosh. So I was supposed to go back to the, here's the other problem. You saw how my family was acting. Why don't your, I don't understand why Allison doesn't just step on it. No, no, she was on the table.

Oh, I know. And then she convinced Carter he needed to get somewhere higher than the table. He goes, Dad, I think I need to be. I said, it's just, we will kill it. But then I realized if I leave this room, I might not find it again because I'm the only one that's going to look at it. Oh, you want to know the worst thing is when you kill one and then a bunch of them starts. Them wolf spiders in the fall.

Oh, yeah. You step on them and a million of them go off. Yeah. Yeah. We would have burnt the house down. We're moving anyway. I'll tell you,

another move is, you know, because sometimes they're kind of in a corner. You can't really, I'll take a piece of paper towel, crumple it up and just boop. Get up in there. I don't know what kind of fangs you're thinking things have got. It took a broom to the face.

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years of American legacy with some outstanding Texas beef. Oh, so nine months, huh? How is it? Nine months, you ought to be sleeping through the nine, huh? Yeah, he's sleeping through the night pretty good. You know, he's just, you're all ready to have another one? You know, define ready. Well.

I mean, because it's been talked about. If you're not actively preventing, you're trying, you know, my belief on that. Yeah, I mean, hey, we're just living life. we're going to let God be God. Yeah, there you go. You see what happens. I'm like, you know. It's been a journey, though.

You know, like I said before, it's just a vastly different experience than the first time I had it. Yeah, you're there. Yeah. For one. For one. I'm also not high. You know what I mean?

And so, and so it is. Well, that goes back to being there. Well, yeah, you know. Even back then I was there, but I was there. You know what I mean? Even, you know. Oh, man.

But, no, it's just different. Because, man, I'm just a whole different guy in general. Like, I'm just a different person. There's no state of Louisiana versus Brian Rutgers coming up anytime. Not that we're aware of. See, that's different. Yeah, that's different. But it's like, okay, like when, because Noah was 16, 16 years ago, I was somewhat.

A kid. Well, fearless. Like, I just didn't consider worst case scenarios in anything. Yeah. Right? I got another word for that. What's that? Dumb.

Ignit. The boy was ignorant. You know what I'm saying? But look. So, yeah. And now, now I can, you know, I'm considering worst case scenarios. I'm trying to prevent stuff from happening, you know. Well, you've turned into a philosopher now.

I appreciate it. I'm serious. My friends tell me I've turned soft. So I actually. Well, no, no, no, it's soft. That's squishy. You're, you're experience. Your experiences, you know, have taught you.

We got to define philosophy. You know, I had to have a real renaissance. Use the army term. Your life experiences have turned, you, taught you how to adapt and overcome. A philosopher is an intellectual who seeks wisdom and studies fundamental questions. No, no. Regarding existence, knowledge, values, reason, mind, and language. That pretty much defines me.

I mean, I've used words that you made up on a daily basis. That's what I'm saying. A paraphrala of it. Hey, you fit the term. You fit the term. If you, hey, you can make up a word and say it. If you say with enough conviction,

it'll stick, you know? A paraphala. You know how many times I've said paraphrala and then realize? I can't say plethora anymore. I've never said plethora. Even when it goes to go by my,

I just stop and change, I just punt. But I'll say parapha. And then people that don't know the story, he'll just be like, this guy. Yeah. What a weirdo.

What a weirdo. And I'm like, he did it. He stuck me with paraphera. Yeah. Yeah, that one will forever be. But again, another way to describe you, okay, because you are very good at, you know, experiences something and you learn from it.

My buddy Clay said you're the best preacher at Wysfair Road. How does that make you feel, Ruggher? Uh-oh. The joke that comes to mind. Well, look, when the bar is low. Oh, wow. Oh, oh. You just got the got in the comments.

Oh. That's a joke, everybody. You just got got got in the comments. There's like two people that love Al in this. No, no. Well, no. Well, no. Well, Clay ain't talking about Al because Al's here today going tomorrow.

Yeah, I mean, look, I wouldn't classify myself as a preacher by no means. me and Clay have had that conversation several times. I just, look, I really enjoy studying the word, and because of my life experience and the lens that I have, I see things a little bit differently, and I'm good at communicating that. Which is a really good thing. Yeah.

Philosophical, someone. No, no, I'm serious. Some would call them a philosophizer. That's why you're a lot of fun to be around. Well, I appreciate that. I think you're fun. No, no, I'm serious. Y'all because most people

Just glad you're wearing a matching shirt Pancho is a fantastic Oh hey, there you go, boy, hey Co-Duck! Code duck! Co-duck! No, really, I look at it. Hey, I held out for a long time.

What did y'all do this? I saw a picture of you two together this weekend. What were y'all doing? Phillips in England. Mate little Philip. Phillips said Rucker, I need you take care of Sye while I'm going to England. No, Scy, look, we had a, we had a, we had a concert at the church, a friend of mine. He's Stephen McWhorter.

He came out, and Sa was that the red-haired guy? There's a red-haired guy. Well, he's red beard. He doesn't have any hair. He's bald. He's bald. That's old red-headed dog, well, he's bald. Is that that ginger over?

Yeah. Yeah, well, anyway, it's really cool dude. But anyways, we were hanging out, eating and stuff. And so Saa came out, had some jambalai. We were just hanging out, kicking it before. And then we're, here's what's so great about it, okay? Then we're telling each other about Jesus and how, what he affected us, how he affects us. Mm-hmm.

Which is always, co. Oh, I was waiting for a punchline. I thought we were going on. No, look, I will tell you, Sa got fired up. You know, when Sa got fired up. No. We're slamming the tape. Hey, look, he told me, he said, can you tell him to quit yelling at me?

I'm already saved. I don't know if he has to yell at me. Oh. Oh, your buddy said that? He said, no, don't think that personally. No, no, no. That's just what Tim Robertsons do. I said, he just gets fired up.

They yell at you, man. I told him, I said, hey, I ain't yelling at you. I said, I just. I'll be just yelling towards you. Yeah, I just get in your vicinity at you is a strong term. Yeah. No, so it was a cool, Tom. That's what we were doing this weekend, just hanging out.

Rucker always put on a concert. somewhere around crawfish season. I've noticed that about him. It just always seems to work out. It works out that way, don't? I mean, really. Rucker. Ruckers had to.

But we're out of crawfish. That's why we went jumbalai this time. It was because crawfish is a little late. Yeah. They big. What was the meaning that jemalai? Uh-oh. I don't like the confused look on size's face.

It should be an easy answer, man. You hate it. It was kind of like pieces of roast. Well, he did put, he put beef in the jumbuller. Okay. Yeah. He did. Oh, okay.

And I don't know what cut or how he did it, but it was. Well, it was beef, chicken, and sausage. I'm so used to sausage. Yeah. Well, there was sausage in it, too. Chicken and saucy. Phil always made one with the pork pot. Well, luckily, I didn't get any of sausage.

Oh, really? Yeah, I didn't get any sausage. We'll fix that next time. Phil always made them with a pork bite. Like pork steaks? Mm-hmm. That's good. All pork's good.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I never had to jumbley with beef in it, though. I didn't either until this is the second time I've had his jump alive. Who was? It was good. Michael Fair. It was good.

But I mean, I just, I didn't. No. Never heard of him. No, I don't think y'all would not. Hey, if I said it was good, though, that means it must have been outstanding because he don't, he don't say that. Yeah, because whatever they put on there, you know, a couple of scoops, I ate it. I ate it off.

Which is, again, that's something to be said for it. Because the look on your face when you were asking what was a lot of, in it though i was like oh no somebody's about to get ripped apart here well no it was scary it was not what i was used to okay because phil's jubalai is okri and and uh sausage and you know oakry oakry i had some okri yesterday man pervo whole peas and okre oh hey what you're talking about you god that's so good did you just eat it huh the okra oh yeah put it in the peas it's oakry you didn't batter it and deep fry it no no this is when it's bowls.

No, this is when you cook it down and you, you cook your peas down and then about 20 minutes before your peas are done, you throw that ochre off in. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. No, you put it in there too early, it'll get slimy. Yeah.

That's why you got to, you got to have about a 15-20 minutes. I'm not Godwin where it's their, you know, beer leg or cry. No, no, no. Like, fried okra is the only way to eat okra. Oh, no. Have you ever had pickled okra? Hey, I have a big bowl. Have you ever had pickled fried?

I have a big bowl like he's got. Yeah. It's good. One bite, you know, oh yeah, love it. You don't eat ochre and tomato? I don't eat tomatoes. Oh, man. Oh, what are you talking about?

I'm not a big vegetable guy. I don't eat a raw tomato, but I love him cooked. A cooked tomato is good. I don't like him wrong. Like me and my buddies. Like you're not a slice of tomato on a sandwich. We talked about this a day of my group, one of my buddies's group texts. They were judging me.

Y'all group text on? No, this was this was. Sandwich toppings? Well, you end up there. It's just like it's podcast. Where do we end up? Group texts can get. Group texts are wild, man.

Yeah, no, for sure. They go different places. And we should do it podcast. We ended up talking about tomato sandwiches. And I said, I don't think I can eat them anymore because of, like, childhood trauma. Because, like, that's all we had. Oh, yeah. Like mayonnaise, white bread, and a mater.

Did you do salt and pepper on it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But that's what, I mean, but that was what we had. That there was no other option. That was lunch. Yeah, eat at a start. Yeah, like that was your lunch.

And so now I look at it and I see people enjoying them. And I told them, I said, well, y'all were never forced to eat them. They were always an option. Right. Y'all, I said, that's all we had. No, no, yeah. If you grow up and that's what you've got, yeah. Yeah, now I can't eat one.

I can't eat one. I don't even like the thought of mayonnaise. Oh, no, that's me. That's me. On a hamburger? I like, I like some mayonnaise. But I'll tell you what I'm out on, a BLT. Okay, because bacon

You just hurt, sigh. Yeah. Well, I think of him, don't worry. You just actually wrapped up the rest of the episode.

Take the floor, sir. Well, here's my, here's my reason why. To me, bacon is not an actual, like,

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bacon on top of other meats. You can, no. No. No, you can be the star. You don't know, by itself.

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You got to be, I mean, we're talking 40s, late 30s. Oh, it's Clay. Clay? That makes. See, I was going to say there was a clear financial line in our group text. There's clear financial separation between a couple of them and the rest of us. The economic socioclast is definitely present. And you know the ones above it, eat mater sandwiches for fun.

Right. The ones below it grew up on it and don't everyone see one again. It's like a fun little thing you do. We're like, we ain't got eat made or sandwiches no more. And they're like, oh, this lets me eat with the common folk. Yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah.

There's a major difference there, you know. Well, yeah. Y'all common folk can have that because your boy ain't eating it. The mater salmon? Ugh. Yeah. I just don't like tomatoes. Hey, you eat them when that's all you got, buddy.

No. Oh, yeah. I used to eat bread. No. I've eaten a whole loaf of bread before. I never knew what Mamma meant. When Mamma would tell me you're either going to eat it or you're going to wear it. I never knew what that meant.

And I never wanted to find out. Yeah. So I never knew if that meant she was going to slap me with it or I didn't know what was going to happen. So I just ate it. Well, that is like I've seen this thing one time. Like you got those friends that grew up in a different economic class. And it's just some things we just can't relate on. Yeah, and that's fine.

Like, if you ever shared a room with four other people, you know? At the same time? Yeah. Like not in a camp experience? You don't remember back in. Like for a night? Well, like, I mean, I'm just saying, like, everybody's crammed in one house and you got everybody, you got pallets on the floor, one per you're fighting over who's got the bed.

Like for a birthday party? No. No, he's talking about living. Oh, we're not. He's talking about, I'm aware of sleep in. No, he's talking about L-I-V-I-N. that y'all just live in there. Talk about

everybody's there. Six people in a one-bedroom apartment. Yeah. How long did you live like that? Not very long. I mean, because they left, we were there. You moved to a bigger facility? I did have my own bed.

They were pretty particular how I needed to make it, though. You know, it's a... The landlord was a bit rough. Mattress was terrible. It came with food, though. Yeah. Three meals. weren't very good.

Speaking of pickled ochre, that's the first place I had pickled ochre, it was good, it was good. Oh, no, that's good. A little sluggish.

That's another thing I like is pickle ok. Have you ever deep fried it? Oh, yeah. Deep fried pickled okra's juice. Oh, I'm just a believer. I don't know a bad way to have okra. I just,

I like it. I just like it fried. Both people don't like it, it's slimy. Well, yeah, if you cook it too long and you let it get slimy. But you love vegetables. I do.

Which is weird. Garden season is like my favorite time. I've been eating squash peas, all that stuff. Where y'all at on coleslaw? Trash. Hold on, no, no, no. It depends on who makes it. There's two types of coleslaw.

If you're taking like a fork and dipping it into a cup of something and putting in your mouth, that kind of cold slaw, that's disgusting. Oh, that's the best. Ooh. But like if you make a little coleslaw for like on top of a taco. Church has got good colds. No, I like that. Like it's all chopped up in a boat.

Like Raising Cains? The founder of Raising Cains himself. The founder of Raising Coleslaw. Church? Your church? Church chicken. Church chicken. Church chicken.

You could also get good coleslaw at a church luncheon. Okay, little potluck. You know what? I'm against potlucks and church's chicken. I don't know what they got at their house. No, look, I used to hate Coaslaw. I thought coleslaw was the dumbest thing ever. And then I got incarcerated.

So I make a pretty good cold. And look, I'm going to just tell you. But you? That's where I tried coleslaw for the first time. And you fell in love of it? I eat it now. I'm just saying out here in the real world, you can just substitute it for an extra piece of toast. I've watched that, I've watched that man take a head of cabbage to a greater making coleslaw.

Oh, yeah. They used to be his job when we'd fry a fish at fields. So I made the cold slough. As a man. Hey. Hey, I mean, when I made a bowl, it's like this. Yeah. Yeah.

He'd use two. Hey, if anybody else, I'll eat that whole boat. He'd use two heads of cabbage and he'd use a whole bottle of black pepper. Hold on. I got to have pepper on it. Yeah. No, as a man who's been to a countless number of fish fries in my life, the Owen and Howard family has never brought Coleslaw to any of it.

Really? I figured him hired to be in. Big Dave ain't in on Coleslaw? No. No, that I think... Oh, you just make... I've ate over there there. No, you make French fries.

Yeah. You're not going... You're never... Fried okra is available instead of colds. Fried ochre is a greenest thing you're going to find at their cookout. I'd fix that cooked. We eat vegetables every now here. You got to have fish.

Rice? You got to have onions, raw onions. Cut up. You got to have pickles. Now, my papal did have raw onions at the fish fry. Oh, no, you got to have... And I will eat raw onions. Yeah.

We don't do that. on the red. Purple onion. Purple onion is one thing. Yeah. That was the one. You do purple or you do just a yellow onion? I've just said Babel always for fish fries. She made onion rings with yellow onions and cooked with yellow onions but for fried fish she always had a purple onion. That was the that was the one she ate with. Yeah. No, I'm just going back to childhood. Every now and again, I do invite myself over to the big Dave's house on Christmas. Now you need to just go every Sunday because I'm in the text that gets all them pictures. I've taken that to Instagram. I'm just going to start posting what we eat every Sunday night.

It is unbelievable. But did you notice last night's fish fry? You know what's better than coleslaw? Mozilla sticks. Yeah. Name one human being on this earth that you're like. Cheese cheese sticks. Excuse me, sir.

That turns that nose up and cheese sticks? We have fried. Did you have fried green tomatoes or something? What was that one place? Hot water corn bread? Hot water corn bread. Oh. And then you got your shrimp and you got your tater tots and you got your fish and you got your chicken

nuggets. And then it's like, you want some coleslaw with that or you want mozzarella sticks. Oh, there was one person. You know that you got a house full of kids under the age of 13. But there was nothing that didn't take a peanut oil bath in that picture yesterday.

Oh, no, no, no. Well, you also got to have fish is that, what's that sauce, red sauce? Cocktail. Cocktail. Yeah. Oh, my mom make a mean cocktail sauce.

Yeah. Yeah. Are you a tartar? I can just eat a bowl of that by itself. Never had tartar sauce in my life. Don't plan. I'm a ketchup and hot sauce mixed together. Brittany like tartar.

And some fried fish. Todor sauce ain't bad. Brittany like tart tart. Brittany's to eat a filet of fish. You got to watch her mouth. Anybody eat a sandwich from McDonald's that has a word of fish in it. Oh, she'll eat a filial fish. I've done it.

I used to. When Rebecca Lowe, my foreign exchange cousin came to America, you got on that filetal fish? Yeah, she gained a little weight when she first showed up. Coming to Louisiana. Rebecca. She jokes about it all the time She lost it now

But when Rebecca first showed up They were like Oh we got a foreign exchange student Living with Willie and Corey She's your age John David And I was like Well don't mind if I show up and say hello Yeah

And then she couldn't say hello back And so it was weird I was like hey You really know what to do with that I mean brunettes are my thing Yeah But she's from Asia But then it's like

And she's my foreign exchange cousin So this isn't going to work out But That girl went to McDonald's a native philet Leo fish every day. Really? Mm-hmm. You're so about tomorrow.

We need to have a... We've never had Rebecca, have we? That is who we need on the show. It's like... It's like weird because like... Willie and Corey, I go and I live with them and just never leave. Yeah. I never went back.

I never went back. I live here now. No, Rebecca would be... Rebecca would be great to have on right now because of all these people infiltrating America and experience in our culture with the world. World Cup and we can have Rebecca Tell us that's true. Do you think any of them are going to stay? Do you think Freddie is going to stay?

I think he might as well at this point. He's one of us. He's adopted. The American people have adopted. And the Swedish girl who she had Golden Corral for the first time yesterday. I don't know her. Oh, she's a she's a good follow. Okay. She went to Golden Corral. She said my life is forever changed because of how good the chicken was. Oh, no, no, no, no.

That's not even good chicken girl. No, no, no, no. And she understands that, but she's like, no, this is so much better than Sweden, y'all don't even know. Well, they don't believe in seasoning over there. That's the problem. You know? So we're just impressing these people with the golden craze. That's so weird, though, most countries.

But they make hot chocolate. They don't put anything. No, that's switch. No salt, pepper. Not Sweden. Do they still have the chocolate fountains and whatnot at Golden Corral? Is that still the thing? I hope not.

I hope so. I mean, I mean, they probably still do. Look, you talk about the, this is the sweetest chick's plate right here. And she said that that was an out-of-body experience. Hey, that is. Sweetest chick, I'm going to give you some props. Yeah. Because that'd be a thigh.

Good for you, girl. Yep. Yep. You didn't even go for the breast. You went for the best piece of chick in that break pad. That's right. Good on you. Way to go, Sweden.

Is that a, where was this golden corral at? It's not a very busy one if there were thighs left. I believe she's somewhere around California right now. Okay, because that mac and cheese is suspect. We're just going to say that right now. That ain't no down south mac and cheese. That's Golden Corral. The Golden Corral mac and cheese all come out the same bag, bro.

No, they throw some extra stuff around here. But I've also never. Yeah. I don't know. I wake up every morning and see what the tourists are doing. And it's one of the best parts of my dad. Hey, Freddie, if you find Duck Dynasty, while you're in the U.S.

Come sit down and chat with Uncle Sight. We'd love to have you. We don't speak German, but he lived there once. Oh, that would be great. Freddie probably speaks English at this point. I wish I could find some Brockworth. Freddie. Broughtworth.

Bring the Brought worse. The problem is, like, I feel like if we were in on this early, like we'd have a chance at Freddie. Freddy's like hanging out with JJ Watt at this point. Oh, yeah, he is going to see Ella Langley concert. He's an Ella fella. Yeah. Welcome, Freddy.

I just learned about that because you're one. Yeah, I'm an Ella fella. I still don't know what it is. Do you? Ella Langley? It's guys who like Ella Langley. We're Ella fellas. Oh, is that, that's an actual thing?

Elefella. He has a T-shirt at a concert, apparently. Elefellow? Or the Ella fella. I mean, I think she's great. I like, yeah. It's garden time, y'all. Summer's in full swing.

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Okay, go ahead. Because there's a marital spat going on. Oh, I got a solution. Also, I got to, don't let me forget next time we record, I got to go back, a hot dog stand. from Texas and Tyler. It thinks it's really cool that I have a hot dog roller and we got to talk about a hot dog stand because I need to go to it.

I have been curious about the hot dog roller. Does that mean we need one? I think we need to buy a whole stand. Well, you need to bring that in here and have some rolling. Hey, put it out in front of the honey. There's a dude around here that has a little portable. Yeah, I got to find him too.

Oh, no, Scott. Scott owns a hot dog stand in Tyler, Texas, called American Hot Dogs. You need to bring your roller in here put some hot dogs on. I'd have to come in the morning because they're way better after a little while. Anyways, Cole.

Cole is from somewhere. He lives in Georgia. Georgia. But most of his family is back in West Virginia. George's. West. My God. He's trying to convince his wife to let him get his pilot license

because it makes better sense to go fly two hours than a seven-half-hour drive every time you want to go see your family. family. He's fascinated by aviation and he just wants to earn his pilot's license. And he's trying to convince his wife that it's not just a hobby. And it will actually save them a lot of time. Does he own a plane? There it is. Logistically convenient. Any tips arguments are good-natured ammunition is Cole's words to win her over. Buddy, if you got a plane, you already won. Yeah. Well, yeah, well, here we go. I got an idea. But you're going to lose.

if you don't on the plane. If there's a way... He eats major sandwiches because they're optional. I don't know. He didn't have to. He didn't have... Well, but, you know, you could actually get a plane for a... I mean, depends on what kind of plane we're talking here.

We're talking to jet. I mean, or is this... No, he's talking about it. Did you just say you can get a plane for a reasonable... $150,000. I mean, if you really looked at it... I mean, there's people that buy vehicles for more than planes costs. I mean, is that not a fair...

I ain't getting on no plane. I ain't getting on no planes. that costs less than a car. I've ridden a long ways in a $150,000 airplane. Not doing it. Play got one. Not getting in it. I'll beat you there.

I've done sketchier things. I made it. Clay's playing seat. Which one? I told you. There's that divide. There's a divide. He's not a one plane guy.

The difference is we're just all his poor friends. Yeah. And we're grateful for it. And he's a pilot. He can fly. I'm pilot. I'm fly. Yeah.

No, he's got one four-seater. And then he's got like a little eight-seat jet. Eight-state yacht. Yeah. Okay. So he don't fly to jet. They got a pilot for the jet. My man, Scott, right?

Scott needs ammunition to, I just think if you got plane money, you got plane money. It ain't boat money, but plane money is a thing. See, the sad part is now a bass boat and an airplane cost you about the same money. Oh, I think so. That's what I'm saying. Ain't that crazy? I don't think that's right. A bass boat.

A bass boat tricked out. About $130,000. You could probably get a plane, a prop job. You can find a $100,000. You can find a serious whatever. A truck costs $100,000. Man, they're all going to be used. You ain't going to go buy no new one.

You're going to have to buy a used one. But if there's a way for Scott to get her to have to drive the seven hours and then experience the plane, that'll win her over. Yeah, I don't. Say what I'm talking about? Pilots. Philosophers, thank you. Philosophers.

That's the right. I mean, really, she takes, take that drive. Here's that hard drive. Let her drive. And then, hey, why don't we fly this time? And then never want to drive again. You'll be there in two hours. See, but all these planes y'all are talking about that are reasonable or size age.

Here's your 1956 piper for. That's when they were made good. It don't make any difference. Look, it's still flying. Si flew on a plane with duct tape for trying out of life. Apparently, the last thing you want to be on is a new helicopter. Yeah. Them things go down every day.

I'm not getting on a helicopter either. Oh, no. You need a ride in a helicopter. Not doing it. RIP. Oh, what are you talking about? And then I saw that one old boy that Hunter posted about, he just died in a helicopter crash. What?

Some musician that we probably never heard of. Statistically, you're more likely to die in a car wreck than a plane. Okay, but I've been in a car wreck. And everybody's like, hey, are you okay? Nobody asked that after a plane wreck. They're just looking for your teeth to identify you. And they're like, anybody got his dental record so he can see if this was him? Boy, we ain't ever going to know who side was.

They come thinking he was somebody else. They said this man. We got Steve Harvey right here. The only thing that's going to be left is going to be them new teeth. No. They're going to look for dental records and say, well, he ain't got no teeth, man. You could survive a place, man. Oh, man.

You know, the circus. Hey, look, you got a better chance in a helicopter. Look. Okay, when it crashes, because, hey, you can land back because, hey, them roller blades are still be rolling. If the engine goes out, hey, that baby will still be running, baby. I've played far too much call of duty to know how helicopter crashes go. They go poorly. Look, hey, if you had seen some of the stuff I've seen, I've seen a ward hog.

land a 10 not pumba oh i see one van okay and hey it means no worries hey this thing looked like a piece of Swiss cheese yeah it wasn't a place on it they didn't have a hole this big around it thank that guy for his service that way i get to live the life i live

that's an airplane that way i get that way i get to have a hot dog roll we're on my count I get to have hot dog rollers. Hey. My biggest problem with Iran is will they beat that soccer team tonight? And will I have $20 on it? You bet. And if they don't, do they get to go home?

They better hope not. Okay, so Scott, best advice. Maybe you'll get detained here. Just have her drive a round trip a couple times and then put her in the plane. That's right. Probably never have to deal with that conversation. There's here. Don't end that.

I like a good road trip. I say, baby, I'm glad that you got that plane. A seven and a half ain't bad. Take me to my folks. If it's under 12, I'm driving. But if you're buying a plane for a seven and a half, I mean, you're kind of used to some comfort. He's got a fancy last name. He said a two and a half hour flight.

Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, he's wanting a small one. Yeah. Like a little serious. But he's got a fancy last name. So I think, I think he might have money. He's only got 730 followers on Instagram.

Yeah, I found you. Oh, he caught a bass Biggin? Got a nice truck. Does he have a poiky? That'll tell us a lot. Martin could evaluate. Did he catch the bass on a coiki?

Let's see. Well, no, oh, he hadn't posted in 167 weeks. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. See, he's not a poster. He's not looking. Oh, but he had a Gugan squad scale

weighing a five-pound bass. I don't know. There my. Cole, I'm sorry. There me. So the picture of. of the plane, was that a plane that he now... We have no idea what his plane plans on.

No, but if it's turning a seven and a half hour drive into a two and a half hour, it's like a little piper or serious. Yeah, that's a prop job. You're cruising at like a hundred and 140 knots or something like that. Get in that SUV. You're not a 30,000 feet. And let her rip. You can text and fly, though.

You shouldn't text and drive. You can also know how Starlink on your airplane. That'd be tight. Pay for the aviation plan. Oh, I bet that changes everything. I haven't flown in so long. Yeah, there you go. Oh, I say, if I could afford it, I'd have a jet out in a runway by my house.

So you can get here quicker? I'm serious. Hey, I wouldn't go anywhere that I didn't fly. There's a lot of things I would do if I had the finances to pull in. Anywhere you want to, if you got a plane. I'm just saying, when do you, how often do you leave West Monroe? Quite often. Quiet.

Don't be throwing no salt on my boy. I don't go as much as I used to. At one time, it used to be every weekend. Oh, that's true. I was gone somewhere. When the money showed up the first time. If you had a plane, you'd be gone all the time. Hey, don't know, I'm serious.

You know what I'm serious? Because when Duck Dynasty was going and the money was rolling, hey, I went out of that weekend and made some money. Amen to that. Until I finally got, hey, well, I think. I got to slow down a little bit. He said, I got enough money. Yeah.

Finally, I was going to say, slow down a little bit, boys. Slow down and smell the roses, J.D. I don't know how to Bible verse this episode, by the way. There's not one on... I think that's a good one you got. There's not one on Okra, but we talked a lot about vegetables and quick, Martin, tomato. What? Is it a fruit or a vegetable?

Glacians 522 and 23, but the fruit of the spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control against those things. There's no law, people. You're a philosopher yourself, son.