Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Gets Hijacked by an AI Deepfake (Or So He Claims!)

Episode Date: February 27, 2024

Uncle Si is pretty sure that AI has impersonated him after one of his stories goes awry. Godwin wants to revamp the full-service gas station industry and John-David puts his anti-social tendencies on full display at the grocery store. Martin recently experienced restaurant service from a waiter who is both a cat and a robot. The boys come up with a plan to communicate with Si since his house in the boonies still doesn’t have phone service. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I just got an email that says, I think it's all of them. J.D. Get Over Yourself. And that was it. J.D. Get Over Yourself. Well, let's start there. Hey. Look, and so I responded,

yes, ma'am, and signed my name. Because every once in while I'm feeling salty. Salty. And they responded to that. What did she say? So she says the subject line is just, J.D., get over yourself. What's in the email?

Nothing. Oh, that was just a, a little tip. Just a little subject line. Get over yourself, sent. Well, she just sent you a little hors d'oeuvre. Yeah, okay. Get you, pick your interest. So then I was like, all right, yes ma'am. Please tell me you put yes ma'am in the subject line. No, I just responded. And then she responded to that. What'd she say? I love the podcast. It has helped me through some hard times with all this bad stuff that happened, but listen to the duck call has helped me in ways I couldn't even describe.

My favorite is sigh and love that you all share the word of our Lord and Savior. So thanks, a million. What a 180? That's crazy. I can either get over myself or you can love me, lady, but you can't do both. Pick a side. Hate me or love me. John David, you know you're falling for it,

you know. Oh, she got me. She got you. You got baited. Well, you win, lady. You got baited. Yeah, she definitely wins that. You got to stop replying to those. You know how Hunter knows that? That's a technique he uses on ladies.

You need to get over yourself. I'm so Sorry, Hunter. Well, hey, what you did for dinner tomorrow or not? It's reverse. It's reverse psychology. That's what it is. There was another one I sent to Martin the other day. Martin, you remember that?

It was a YouTube comment. You were scared to look at the comments of that episode, which is normally just the case every time. For you. Not me. No, for you. Oh, I don't really. And so I said, here, I'll go in.

And you were scared of, I don't even remember what you said. Oh, I remember. People aren't going to like this one. Oh, he remembers. Okay, but anyway, I was like, oh, yeah. Matt Martin's going to get the name. Yeah, you was going to get the comments. you go and get to gloat a little bit.

And old Patrick comes in swiftly. John David is a very sheltered female raised boy spoiled by Mama. Hmm. And then John David, you seem like a great guy. Pick aside, man. But wish Pops would have taken you under his wing earlier? What does that mean? What's that boy's name?

That's old Pat. No, Patty. Patty, you better watch it, boy. Oh. Oh. Hey, don't mention mama. Oh. You don't want a fool.

Mama. Mama hurt you. And mama's boy, I hurt you too. Yeah, that's true. I don't know why he said that. My dad leads the anger group on Friday nights if you're mad about something.

And so I'm, angry people don't scare me because my dad leads the group. So anyway, what are you guys been up to? Oh, I don't get mad people. That's Professor Dave.

Oh, yeah. He's leading the anger group, boys. But you know what? If somebody leads the anger, he's never typed anything out and said, meh. No. That's what every time I read y'all's stuff that it's like that I just all I hear

I laugh Well when you get negative comments that means you're doing something right Amen and we're doing something right We're gonna live in a good time boys We're gonna win a clove award Do you think we'll be nominated? No You don't think so?

Beth do you think we'll be not? Beth is shaking her head No But do they not have a leisure podcast? Because we're definitely the most best out of that no no we're out man i'm i mean they're you know like sadie's was kind of on the nose to win that one phil and jace you know throw a little outcast in there every once in a while but we're so far out no we're not no that would just be irresponsible on them to invite us there so what is it

i don't want to win because i'm i'm the guy at the club awards that's going to go back there and ask where the genitonic is i'm i'm just saying like i've made it I'm with manager crib. You know what I mean? I don't drink, but at an award show, I'd probably have a gin and tonic. And they're probably like, sir, we don't serve that here. Oh, no. These are non-denominational folks.

They probably... Oh, these are the folks that talk to each other in a liquor store. That's good. Not the one that I like the other one ain't there. I have no idea of any of that. Oh, hey, I don't know they're there. Uh-oh. So, Sadie is hosting.

Yeah, see, the best gig we got is that Sadie writes a skit that involves Si. What is? And he gets to wear a duck call room t-shirt. That's the best. The best chance we've got to be on the Klove Awards. Amen. Right there. Amen.

But I don't know if they let like the host right there on skits or not. I think they tried that with John Chris and it didn't want to. It failed on them. Hey, but he was on our podcast. Again, another shining example of why we won't be there. You know. And he continues to wear our hats everywhere he goes, which makes me giggle every time. Because I'm like, when we ordered those hats, I thought, man, those are some of the most

atrocious hats I've ever said. And John Chris loves them. Well, you got to remember. That's why. Yeah. In retail, if you only buy in stuff you like, it's not going to be a very good store. Yeah. That's true.

You got to buy the stuff weirdos like. Well, he made a good point, though, and I'm not trying to steal it. Do y'all sell the fish hooks that go on hats still? Where are we going with this before? I'm just curious. Do y'all have the option to purchase a bent fish hook to put on your hat? $2 and sell loads of them. They buy us.

It's not my favorite things people do. Yeah. It's not my, like when people are like, oh, cool hat. But did you, you did at one point have a fish hook on your hat? I have never done it. Really? Never. Standing strong.

Oh, he's standing strong. When you worked at that paper mill, do you have a fish hook on your hand? I'm trying to think. You did. I don't know. Quit for you. Now, you for sure did. Absolutely.

I had gold and silver. I'd swap it out for the occasion. I got red, white and blue ones now, son. Oh, wow. What? Eagle Claw. America. But the gold ones by the counter, I mean, for me, just personal opinion, I don't like it.

I don't like the look. You got a cool hat. Don't put a hook on it. I was just curious. But we sell a load. Why I run a good hat? I know. And the hook.

Do you have a fish hook on your hat? Nope. Have you ever worn any hat? I've had a bait on my hat. Now, I have had that. Have you had a feather in your cap? When I was walking. Yeah, I've done that.

Did you call it macaroni? No. What happened to that hat that used to have in here with all the feathers in it? You're like German hunting hat. Oh, yeah, it's at home. He took it home with him. Nobody took it. He just looked under his bon-guck.

Nobody took it. Oh, it was up on the, what a line. Yeah, hat accessories are interesting. Is that what you, where, yeah, where were you going with that? I was just curious. Well, because he made that, you know, Chris made that deal. It's a bunch of stuff on Instagram. And here's where I was going with that.

So I went and sat down and chatted with John Godwin. the other day at our other warehouse where the duck calls are built and we're just sitting there talking and I happened to look over and there's a hat where Stone used to sit. I'm not sure if Stone still sits there and it has a fish hook on it. So I took a picture and texted to Mr. Chris and said, don't mess with our people. Oh, was he against it? Well, he was just like, I don't understand it. And I agree. I don't necessarily understand hat accessories. I also don't understand crock accessories.

Like, why do you fill up them little holes on crocs? Now, the spurs that go on the back of the crocs, I can get behind that. Really? I mean, that's cool. You mean, you're going to be on your horse with a crocs on? First off, I'm not. Yeah, me and you've got trust issues with horses. I'm not getting on a horse ever, so.

You're not a horse man? No, no, no. You don't like horses? If that horse decides it wants you dead, you're dead. Luckily, the horses don't decide that a lot. I don't trust any animal that I can't beat hand to hand. And a horse is what, like, if I punch a horse, I'd, it's, where do you draw the line?

What animal can you beat hand? What's the largest animal you feel like you stand a chance with? Basset hounds. We needy dogs? You know, your boy, you grew up? We need a dog, feisty now. No, your boy you grew up with. Who?

That lives in my neighborhood in the corner with the guard dogs. That Carter literally says, hello, guard dogs. The breans? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Them dogs are scary. I go outside, go on wall or go to run. What are them things?

They're their Malinois dogs, right? Or whatever. They're big and, yeah. I mean, they look like the mean ones on every cartoon you've ever seen a mean dog about. And you'll be walking with your headphones in. All of a sudden, you'll hear, and you're like, but they know exactly where that invisible fence is. And I'm waiting for the day they don't.

And then I'm dinner. Oh, they can come through. I turn around. They can, but they just know better. I think they realize it ain't worth it. They've never passed. But when I tell you, I just stop. I'm like, nope, I'm not walking past this area.

This is your, you win animals. So you would never apply for being a mailman. No. Nope. He wouldn't be a man man. Have I ever told you about the time the FedEx man cussed out Dublin? Oh. This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

He cussed your dog. Oh, he just dog cussed him, for lack of a better term. Oh, wow. I was, I heard something. At my old house, there was a fence all the way around. I lived on an acre. There was a fence all the way around. chain link yeah chain link not a nice fence yeah and you could close the gate on the driveway and

i would do that and let my dog plan the yard while a sudden i heard a racket and i go look out the window and this dude is running full speed away from something i'm like what could he be running from the only thing in the yard is a overweight basset hound he ain't going to catch you he jumps over the gate and i was like that was the most athletic thing i've seen today or yesterday and then he turns around and here comes dublin just trying to survive like not pass out from running 50 yards. He wants him to petty. Yeah, and he starts barking at him, and that dude turned around and said, I mean, I can't

say what he said to Dublin, but he was. That would definitely throw our clove ward out. Yeah. I mean, he was angry that my dog would chase him, and I was like, you can't beat up a Bazanam? Yeah, you can't make three quick steps and get away from him? Yeah, I would win there, but yeah, the dogs in the neighborhood in the corner, they're terrifying.

They're guard dogs. I love it. What animal could you beat hand-to-hand? I love them. What's your peak? Oh, he watched his neighbor Pussed that bull that time. Hey, that's it.

I watched Man Kill a grown bull. Yeah. Then they had a barber. A breeding, breeding bull. 20 grand, to matter of fact. How would you like to waste $20,000 that you just bought? Did you eat it? Hey, look.

Hey, his wife come out there. She was watching it all. His wife come out of this. What are we going to do now? He said, call the neighbors. We figured to have a party and a barbecue. Sounds like. Hey, we put that baby on shit.

Go. I can look around my house and tell you places I wasted 20 grand that didn't make nearest cover of a store's knocking on. Oh, that was wild. He used to play. Now, you've got to think about it. This guy was about 6'4, probably 340 and no fat. Oh, I was going to say he was me in my big of the years, but I definitely had fat. But, no, it's not.

Most of it in my face. No, his fist, I'm telling you, his fist was as big as that bongrel drunk. That's not true. No fat at 340? Hey, yeah. He would be in history books. Hey, he should have been because, hey, I watched him kill a full-grown bull on the run. With a single punch.

With a punch right here. Back in the Old Testament. Right there. They called him Judge Sampson. Did they cut his hair and he lose all his room? I think about writing any new comments. This would be a good lead off. No, no.

I need to interrupt for a second. Go ahead. So, Cy, the very first time you mentioned this, you said it was $50,000. No, I didn't. I said 20. Go back. I just did. I just did. 20 grand. I just did.

No, that said something about 50. Episode 141 or 142. I just checked it. No, I didn't say 50. Everybody said 50. I said 20. Hunter's about to get five. I've always said 20.

Hey, Hunter, congratulations. You just took over John David as most hated man on the podcast. Also. I'm saying, I never said nothing for $80,000. Hunter, because he doesn't have Instagram right now, go back, cut the clip. I want to see them both. I don't put it on Instagram.

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What are we going to do now? That's you, Big Dog. Hey, that's you, Big Dog. Somebody has been playing with the editor. They fixed that. He said it, T. Hey, I never set that. Never said it.

I'll tell you, hey, technology is amazing. I'm, hey. I said, that's chat GPT, baby. No, no, no, hey, because, hey, Hey, I've told this story a thousand times, and it never went above $20,000. Yeah, at one time. Never.

That was you. That was post. That's fixing them. How did they change 20 to 50? 95%? I don't know, but I've never said 20,000 or 50,000. Side, this ain't Hollywood. We ain't got no budget.

Yeah, it is. We ain't got that kind of money to change. If Hunter could do that, he wouldn't be working here. Oh, yeah. Yeah, would. He'd be getting clove awards for Joe Rogan. Well, if I said it, hey, I wasn't there that day. I was out of my body.

Oh, man. Somebody else filled in that day. Hey, stupid, I'm funny. Well, I'm just saying, hey, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I wasn't there that day. I'm telling you. Put it on a T-shirt.

Not all the man that could beat that in court, though. How much you want to be. Oh, he'll beat it on Instagram, too. He'll beat it in the people's court. Well, I just tell you, I've, never, I've told that story a thousand times. It's never been above 20 grand. Well, 95% of the time you told it at 20 grand.

That's right. You know, you got that 5%. Hey, I don't know where that little deal snuck in. I'm taking you to judge Steve Harvey over there. Oh, I'd love to there. Man, Steve, get along fine, buddy. You're going to lose there. Oh, yeah.

I will lose there. No. No. No. No, I'm losing there. Steve's too tight with you. He had to recuse himself from the case. Y'all buddies.

I'm pretty sure that would win in every court. People's court. Sa just wins. Oh, he's a winner. He's a winner. Why you think I'm sitting there? It's weird that Hunter got fired in the last break, though.

I mean, that's wild. You can't believe what did you say? No, no. I'm serious because, hey, I don't know how they've done it. They recorded you. No, hey. It's a red button. Hey, I'm showing you.

I was not there that day. Oh, Hunter's about to chime in. Good luck, Connor. That edit was because you said, I think you said like 40 or 30,000 the time before that. Oh. David called you out on it. It kept growing like that fish he caught. I love it.

kept getting bigger every day. In the business, we call that creative license. Yeah. Yeah. That's like a dinosaur fart. That's in the business. In the world, in the real world, we call it a lie. It's like a dinosaur fart?

Yeah, a blast from the past. Yeah. You fell in that. Yeah. Neck deep. I got a... Okay. All right.

Something to... We could make some money at. Uh-oh. Well, should we tell the whole world? Oh, yeah. Let's not tell anybody. What about... Remember the gas stations?

Yeah. We still got them. We still got them. Full service gas station. Oh, full service station. Yeah. Where you never got out of your car. Yeah, that's it.

And they done all that. And they done it all. Man comes out, puts the nozzle in how much you want. I don't get to fill it up. He puts it in there and fills it and goes around and washes your windshield. And he, pop your hood. You pop your hood. He checked your old.

Never get out of your car. You want that? Why wouldn't you? I don't think I like that. You don't like it. So why do you stop to get gas? Because I'm out. No, you won't go in the store and buy something.

Nope. If I get gas, it is because I have to have it to get to where I'm going. You put in a store. drives me crazy once i've got like 30 bucks worth i'm like i'm just sitting here this is miserable and i just 20 bucks is good gone i can't just sit there what am i supposed to do you no the man's going he's washing you wind chill checking you old making sure you got making sure you got maintenance yeah connie d is way more interested in a service that he texts the night of and says i need gas before in the morning they come pick his truck up gets the gas called like uber

gas. No, no, no. What would be even better? NASCAR. Oh, or that. Pull in. Oh, I'm pretty, pull out and it's full. There you go. Just like that. And then like, and if it's not full in nine seconds, this is free. I'm going to that gas station every time. Now, you want them to look over everything. They're just changing tires and putting gas in you. This dude is cleaning your wind chill. He ain't turning a strip off. You ain't got strips on your windshield. Gawin, I know you want to diet, but I've also traveled enough with you to know. Man like snacks. How are we not going to, I mean, we got gas station fried chicken now.

Well, you go in the store and get it. Wow, he's doing nothing. Just put your wallet in the thing and let it hold there and go in the store. Put your wallet and what? Instead of using your hand, hold it, use your wallet. Johnny D. Never seen a gas thing. No, incorrect.

There was one in Monroe on Foresight, and I took a girl on a date, and she was like, you're pumping your own gas? And I was like, yep. And she was like, oh, I've never done that before. We were 17. I said, thank you for the red flag. Have a good, have a nice life. Hunter, why are you laughing? If you can't pump your own gas, you can't be married to me.

That's a rule. That's a rule. I don't know if you know this about Johnny D, but he's not a fixer. If I, if I got to do everything, I'm out. You got to pump your own gas. probably need to change your own oil. And in fairness, though, Hunter said me neither. He said, me neither.

Well, hey, that's how, I'm high-maintenance enough, Hunter. It can't be two of us. Yeah, I've got to be the high-maintenance one in this relationship. I can't have you being that way, too. So you want to go back to full service? Yeah. Do you, I feel like I'm about to open. People are, people come, boy.

Do you wish the people at Sonic were still on roller skates? 100% That was cool America's favorite I don't really care I was wondering because last time you were on the drive-ins

now we're on full-service gas I just didn't know We get emails about driving Yeah No I know But I'm just I didn't know How far back we was going That seems dangerous

So are you cool with smoking in restaurants Remember when Grandies had the Smoking side? Remember when they had the invisible wall That protected you from the smoking section? You go to Grandies on Thomas Road there was a sign, smoking to the left,

eating on the right. And my family ain't on the right and side ate on the left. And we all just breathed each other. Everybody's just right. Maybe how weird is a guy who's partaking in a few cigarettes in his life. I mean,

I was young one. I never wanted to, like, take a bite of burrito and a drag of a cigarette. I just never understood why you won't smoke on the inside. I ain't nothing like a black and mild followed by some eggs and bacon. I just, I don't.

I mean, like, I get multitasked. but that just seems complicated. Well, like he said, you know, everything, you know, everything you get your feet, so to speak. So is your sweets and. What a life. Ooh, I hated them things. What?

Them sweats or sweet. Yeah, me. Too sweet for you? No, he used to smoke them. He'd choke us in a duckblower. Who, sigh? Yeah. Oh, I don't know.

You didn't know what's hot in. Si, me and you would enjoy the aroma of the. That's what I'm talking about. were not in Joel. Oh, my favorite one was them have a Tampa jewels he had. Oh, that's what them. They didn't smell good. Oh, and I love, you know, I didn't like to smoke them.

I actually like to smell them. Yeah. Then have a thing. Daddy was the same way. Daddy would have like 10 cigarettes going in their astray at one time. Ten? Yeah. He had a light one, set it down.

A cigarette? And normally, they'd be playing dominoes. That's why when you'd walk in their house. That was a signal. You know, I was letting you know what he had. Depending on where he put his cigarette, that's what he had left in his hand. Run them sixes. I'm serious.

He was about this high, but hey, it was a fog about the, where the lights sat right there. The lights are where my hands. Was the house yellow? We're going to, for those listening. Was it yellow on the inside? It was white. Hey, it was white. But ended up yellow?

It was yellow. Yeah, kind of a. Don't smell it. He headed towards a. That two before, the two before the two before they screwed into. That was the color of your walls. That's what color it was. It was stained with nicotine.

That has to be good for lungs. Oh, absolutely. That's why I got COPD. I haven't smoked. Hey, don't be telling these people. Hey, smoke is not good for you. It's terrible. I think they recognize the sarcasm.

Yeah. Okay. Also, oh no, my mom and. That's like that old, what was that old woman on the Dalmatian, 101 Dalmatian? Crowell and did. Yeah, she had the tip on her. That don't make any different. But that was a fancy one.

Yeah. That was a fancy one. Yeah. Me and her in my younger 20s would have burned some heaters together. That's all I'm saying. We should take a break. Kids don't smoke. Godwin, here's my thing.

What? Are you the kind of person that doesn't like self-checkout at the grocery? store? No, I'll do that. Because that's the single greatest thing that's ever happened. Disagre. Way quicker. I'm better at every one of their jobs than they are. And I will check myself out. Better big matter.

I can check myself out more accurately and faster and better and get on the way. Let me tell you my problem with. Can't read the tabloids. I'm on 10, but I don't even know what can't follow. You can't, you don't know which alien Tom Cruise has been making out with? Is that? I used to read those things. But no, that's not what I meant.

My problem is, is if I do that, I should receive a 10% discount. That's exactly right. For they're not having to be an employee. How do they justify it being the same price if I do it or if they're paying an employee? I'll pay them extra to keep that person away from me and let me do my own thing. Because I'm better. I agree with that. Just wait until next year.

We'll be on lovely. and trucks and stocking shelves. That's what I'm saying. Where does it end? That's right. On that part, where does it end? Oh, that's why they want to go with it. It's just what he said.

Hey, sign me up for the app that's NASCAR for groceries. I pull into a parking spot. There ought to be, for me, there ought to be some sort of incentive if you do it yourself. That's exactly right. I'm going to eat. There is. What? You miss a few things.

I'm just kidding. Do not do that. I never done that. That was a joke. See? That was a joke. Sinners. You slide them ribbys up under that package of soup mix.

Golly, look at that. Oh, look at that. Uh-oh. Well, that's dumb. You should put it on top because the barcodes underneath. I sound like somebody that's done there. I've indicted myself. Uh-huh.

Shop it Super Wild. Podcast ain't safe. Danny Hamelin got penalized. I just thought me done two weeks later. The, there should be some sort of. Compensations. Yeah. It's the word you're looking for. The incentive.

The incentive is, I don't have to make small talk with the person going too slow. That's what they're saying. The incentive is speed. I don't want to talk to you because then you can't do your job, right? I enjoy talking to those people. No. And I enjoy actually conversating with the cashier. What's the guy at Walmart neighborhood's name that we all know? Montreal.

Montreel's awesome. Yeah. He's the only person I want to check him. I would go stand in his line no matter if it was the longest one every time when I say him there. Montreal looked to be. me one time he said you know where i'm going next week i said where he said on a cruise i said big he goes it's my 19th cruise and i looked at him straight in eyes i said do you like cruises and he didn't get it yeah he didn't get it i love him he worked for the post office now he's my

he's my million so ours too yeah i get ashley or montrail yeah both of them i love oh absolutely montreal the only problem montreel post office knew he pull up a chair when he got in here probably he can't stop I'm surprised you don't live on top of the mouth. My postman don't get out of the car. That sounds amazing. No, no, I'm serious. I could hibernate.

I could see him climbing up or talking about, oh, oh, the guru is here. Now, I mean, to me, what we're saying when you say that would be if I had a guy on packaging duck call parts, just the parts, and they paid full price. And I sent them the duck call and they have to put it together themselves. No. And it's not checked. Hey, that's a good idea. Godwin's in.

See? Guy was an all Godwin for that. Well, the difference in that Godwin is, okay, so now you make too much money because I can pay Hunter to do that who's never blown a duck call. No. And then. I've seen you already. I've just. Oh, he's put it in your own.

I got seniority. But I'm saying where does it end? That's my problem with doing stuff like that. It never ends. Robots. Robots. Robots. Robots.

Are you on the list for a Tesla truck? No. I don't know. I mean, that's just kind of the vibe I'm getting there. It gets cold. Half of people in this town's phones weren't working this morning. I'm not trusting my car. Yeah.

I like gasoline. Yeah. I do, too. I had a dude in my store this morning whose shirt said, oil filled for Trump. I know my... So would you let somebody... You own a small business.

Would you let somebody check themselves out at the honey hole? Heck no. I'm real good at. Why not? Why not? I'm real good at it. No, no, no. I'm going to self-checkout at the Honeyhop.

Yeah. Deal with it. Oh, I forgot to bring you your thing that I had for you. They were terrible delivery people anyway. We had 144 menors. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I'll go count my own shiners, get my... There's people that do that.

You know what they do now? What? They don't sell shiners anymore because they went out of business. Yeah. That's sad. That's what I'm saying. Take the extra step, count it yourself. Oh, where I'm going to...

I'm just saying, like, where did it... That's what I want to see in Honeyhole. It's good enough for Walmart, it's good enough for honey. That's not true. That's a different vibe. Different vibe. Here's the deal. It's a big deal.

Is it different? If you ever come in my store and you can't check out because it takes too long and there ain't enough people working, then feel free to complain about we need self-checkout. But my fingers, I'm a check-it master. Problem is, every time I come to your store, you ain't there. What's that? You ain't ever home? You go. I come there before.

You ain't ever home. I don't. I go sent. That's what I was going to say. You're there before 10. Yeah, I go sit and talk. I was there at 8.15 this morning. Oh, he couldn't sleep.

And it's only because I had to wait for tractor supply to open. Who sells bees and doesn't open before 8? Took the key. You weren't bought bees? No, but I was amazed that they had them. Oh. If you ever wondered where you buy bees, tractor supply. I thought you were going to ask Jeff and Jessica, but I had no idea.

I thought you were going to reenact your jingle. Right. Right. They had to go tractor supply and they had a sign that said live bees sold here. And I was like, I don't want to buy anything here now. I don't want to get stung. Do they sell honey? I hope so.

They should. Honey makers. They got bees. Hard to say. Well, that's interesting. Yeah. Let's take a break. We'll be back right after this.

Self-checkout forever. So I went to Brooksers the other day. Now we're on grocery. Now we're on grocery stores. It's the grocery episode. And I had to go because we're doing. it filming some cooking stuff here. Get a ribba with pit ball stuff.

No, but I did see our friend Hunter in the parking lot. Oh, what was he doing in the parking lot? Hunter, that's shady. What were you doing, pal? We were on our way to Jases to film over there. Yeah. I was told to pick up something to eat super fast. Yeah.

So I picked up cough drops and a sushi bowl. And I ate it in the parking lot as fast as I could before going to JASS. And I just happened to run into Martin. What's wrong with that? I have no idea. But I knew I was going to get made fun of it. And I think he saw me coming. He kind of had his head turned like this.

I rolled down my window and said, hey. Well, that's when I made eye contact with you in your mirror, though. That was after that it had. Hunter, you're the only person in this town with that car. Who else could I think it is? That's right. Correction. There are two other people in this town.

That has the old. Hamster car? Yes. Two other people. One person has it in their garage and it doesn't see the light of the day. You're the only person with that color car that would even consider shopping at brookshare's hold on how do you know what people have in their garage it's not open are you going to be on a Netflix documentary one day for sure uh I have this friend named Deja and she drives a yellow one and when we

pass each other we wave like idiots because we both drive the same car so lady friend lady with the same no she's got what color yellow orange mate yellow orange that don't mean but her dad's got my color yellow and on to fit oh it's a family yeah a family family a family of her family Oh, wow. And her name's Deja? Did they just really like that hamster rap commercial? I got a brother-in-do. Isn't that the card from the hamster commercials?

Yeah, from the old days. Like with the hamsters wearing the Adidas Russian jumpsuits? That's the Kia ones, right? The box. You know, I'd be honest, when those commercials came on, I really wasn't concerned with Ever Owning one of those. Yeah, I wasn't the target market, but I thought the commercial was clever. I'm taller than that car.

It would not work out. I wouldn't fit. No. Neither would Martin. No. No. Every time I get a rental and I book an SUV and it's like the Seinfeld deal, like I reserve an SUV.

So we're all out of SUVs. Okay, cool. Give me a mini-bush. And what's the reservation for, you know, all that deal? And end up in a car that I can't get into. I have to just kind of do a controlled fall. I mean, you just let gravity take over and catch yourself and hope you don't get hurt. I don't understand.

I mean, me and Gobind have made some of them things on speaking events like, like beg for mercy. Yeah. Cars are weird. I mean, you get it. You put me and Godwin, especially at the height of us. And by the height, I mean, the width of us. And we, we was putting some little four-cylinder axles to the test, buddy.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. They remember it. Oh, yeah. You'll never forget that. I mean, we looked like him NASCAR drivers going 200 miles.

I was a spotter. Yeah. And we went through there, 12th of course. clock they look like rush out of here five o'clock yeah that's why there's too many humans in New York amen yeah but

getting to be too many humans here gracious Thanos you don't that joke was just for Hunter only one that was going to get it I heard a cackle from the from the cheap I brought up a comic person that's into you know genocide

anyway oh wow what a lot yeah we're definitely not getting clothed now it's not inspirational it's a Marvel movie be. Hunter's peeing his pants laughing trying to hold it together. He is. Anyways.

Oh, where do we go from here? I don't even know. I'll be younger. You know how to make a duck blind? Go ahead. Fog his eyes out. Oh. I didn't want to go that brutal with it.

I was hoping there was something more clever. Shoot. 12-gauge Benelli. Christmas story. Smooth off. Put your eye out. Put your eye out. But you're out.

Si? What? You just been awful quiet today. Everything good in your way. Well, hey, I'm just listening to y'all. It's just a nice. It's just a nice. enjoying it.

No, what he is, he's low-key embarrassed that he messed up his story. He's trying to figure out what you put that gas station. Hunter. He's still trying to figure out how they could change. Hey, it would be a good thing if I brought it back. Question, if we let the gas station come back and they do all the work, can we check ourselves out? They got self-checkout and gas some gas stations now.

There's one that you just put it all up there and it takes a picture and somehow chase you out. Yeah, up there to QT or whatever it is. Or what is? You put all your stuff on the counter and it somehow knows what's on the counter. Yeah. And then it tells you the price. Were it?

I think we've gone too far. I don't think I'd trust that. Have you been? When's the last time you've been doing that? You might get an extra tube with toothpaste or something. Brittany, really, really in a Mexican food. I always make her eat it with friends. 1995?

Yeah, I mean, I just don't. I don't care. The one right here? Yeah, the hat. It's a Mexican. Oh, El Sombrera. El Sombrero. The hat.

No, no, my friend. Yeah. Hard pass. I'm a Don Tomas kind of fellow. I understand that. Or El Jorito. Now when you walk into the hat, you go sit down, a little robot brings you your chips and salsa. Really?

I ain't been there in a while. You know what? They just got me back. Are you saying, Beth's been there? When did you? He can't confirm. I got to call Allison. It's a cat, which makes it even funnier.

A cat. I got to tell Allison. Because cats don't fetch things. Like, you know, if it were a dog, it'd be a lot on. It's not pitching, it's burning. Well, either way. Hold on. And it plays a little ditty as it's coming to you.

Okay. A lot of questions. What happens when you eat all the chips and salsa? Well, you then have a server. Just your initial set while he's getting your drinks and stuff is brought by the robot. Is it like a Roomba? It looks like a three-story Roomba if you had to like. Yeah, it's got like shelves.

It's got your chips, salsa, and bowls all. on the shelves. We have to go. And it brings to your, comes to your table in like parallel parks where you can grab the stuff and put it on your door. Oh,

did you ask for a discount because you had to pick the stuff up and put it in the money? No, I actually didn't mind paying more because I found it humorous. That is a crazy. Crazy,

crazy. I like entertainment. To me, it was entertaining. It was entertaining. A cat playing a song, bringing you chips and also. How do you not laugh?

It's like that, uh, fancy restaurant, where you go sit down and they cook in front of you? Waffle house? Oh. Dead gummit. You were supposed to say the high botched

if I was going to say Waffle Hothal. I love it. No, my joke. You can't outdo him on the Waffle Hile. I love it. Guaranteed. Allison's heard of the Robill. He spent 200 pounds at the Waffle House.

So how many of these things that they got? Just one. Just one? Yeah. But he's quick. It's a quick cow. How does he not speak? nothing when he turns a curve.

Is it a remote control and a man sitting somewhere controlling it? I look for that. And best I can tell is they've got the whole restaurant mapped and somebody over there types in the table number. Because as this coming to you, it's got like a number on the back of it, like a jersey and that number changes every time. So I think it's just mapped out the whole restaurant and chairs and stuff. I think we need to move, go in there and move the tables.

Oh, you could throw a chair out in front of it and probably really derail the whole process. but trippy as he comes back well crash it is humorous that a cat brings the chips and sauce I've got to go and plays a little ditty

when I first started at Duck Commander they did lunch and they did a dog chaste it and poof poof foo foo foo foo foo foo it comes right

to the table it was the same restaurant every day yeah and it was this one so I don't I don't go there because it really ran its course

with me yeah but now I'm going back the only thing to change now is it's super more expensive but most of the people are still working there and it's way more expensive that was the only thing it had going for it yeah i know everything was the bar done got it expensive yeah we went to that mexican place by the uh DVD rental store yeah that's kind of

our spot because nobody's it's it's kind of low key yeah that's pretty good it's it's you don't like it oh i love it it's just a little pricey yeah all mexicans done got a little pricey i went to Taco Bell the other day. I'm just kidding. I wanted to make a joke there, but I know it would get. What about it's a little Latino place? That's a light.

Latin food? Yeah. That place ain't big enough for a robot. They don't have chips and sauce. It's not at the light no more. The best part about... Over here? Yeah.

There's two of them now. There's two of them. They got divorced. I thought it was a brand. That's why one of them's Latin food and the other one's Alex's Latin food. I don't know if you like that commercial or not, man, but we're giving it to you.

Good coffee. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And the Ballyatus, those things be swinging. And you owned our parking lot for like a month. Well, good. Boy, did I forget about that. Sa, hit us with those bongos.

Yeah, bongos to break. We'll be back right after this. This is turning into a morning radio show. We're back. Hello at duck callroom. com, Johnny D. Oh, we gave it in that. I wasn't ready for this.

All right, well, we got to talk about it. How are you not ready for? We're in this segment this time? He's not ready. I wasn't ready for the break to eat. I got you. Go ahead. Fire what?

Hold on, Allison, just sent me what tree she wants me to order? Anyways. You know where I'm ordering it from, don't you? What tree? What tree you are? It's an olive tree. That's interesting. Olive.

Any Hoosers. A green island? Martin, we're in trouble. Black olive? Green olive? Is it black olive or green? I haven't asked. Just an olive.

You and I are in trouble? We're in trouble. Shocker. Shocker. It is rare that it's me and Martin on the same squad of an argument. Uh-oh. And the others are not. We chose a side.

Oh. Is this about to drive-ins? Oh, you're on different side? And the side is that drive-ins are obsolete because it doesn't make any sense. Well, if I wanted to be like a turncoat, I mean, I'm pretty well aware of what our demographic is. I could have went, yeah, that's a great idea. Well, the SEC won't let me be. But when they say they like Saturday football and drive-ins all over the state of Kentucky,

Oh or let him be him Or let me see They tried to set them down on MTV But it feels so empty without me Yeah Okay I didn't know we want to do the whole verse

I figured we'd get cut for that So I just I went with the two I didn't even We've done that before It didn't even phase me And I'm sorry about your husband's heart problem Miss Cheney

Anyways How Okay It's complicated That's in the same That's the same name Oh that's the same song You were saying

Hey, the fans wasn't happy with the drive-ins. Okay. See, I went back to our demographic here. All right, let's go back. I was in Detroit for a second. My podcast. I'm all over the. Martin. We're in trouble.

The people have spoken. They won't drive-in. And people that don't like drive-ins are stupid. And that's me and you. Apparently, we need to go. Yeah. When I tell you, I read 45 emails saying wrong, drive-ins rule. Yep.

That's it. Colton's got one in Central Florida. There you go. James has got one in Georgia. Yep. David. Oh, no, he just wants to go to church. He got your life.

Mandy. Knoxville, Tennessee. Apparently they're everywhere. Yeah, they're everywhere. Until you Google it. What will their youth do without drive-end? Wait till they're married? Netflix and children.

They may not even ever get married. I'm just kidding. I don't know, but Martin, are you willing? Are you really? You need to repent. For what? For what? The way you describe it, you're the one that needs to repent for what happened

at the drive-in, not me. No, I told me it was good, clean fun. It didn't sound clean if you chased her from the front seat to the back seat to the front seat to the back seat. Hey, you couldn't even see the windows. Look, it's all about the journey and who you're having with. Hey, look, I even brought a whole family with me one night. That's right. That gets you to a completely different section of that website.

Well, I'm just telling you, hey, that's why everybody loves Uncle Tye. You ain't lived. You haven't lived until you pull into a drive-in slot and open the trunk and 15 people get out of there. That's right. They charge by person in Utah in their own case. I'm telling you, I got. Oh, they did there too. I got an email from near about 80 states.

Leave it to Utah to be leading the way. Yeah, over here in Utah. We got to drive. Well, that's just date nights in Utah are much more confident. That's because they don't believe in birth control. You got to figure, hey, they must have doing the dirt. We ain't real far from, like, treading down Howard Stern territory. Well, let's bring it back to duck call room.

Austin from Kentucky. Yeah. We've left the drive-in. Okay, so we're done because drive-ins are awesome. Yeah, and I'm open now. One had a restaurant and, like, food trucks and barbecue. Yeah. I'd go to that, maybe.

You're staring really hard at the wall behind. Yeah, I'm just thinking. You know what? I won't say it's dumb. I'll just say I'm holding reservation. I'm also the guy if I go camping, I want there to be a cabin with an air conditioning. And a can't size bed and a shower.

I just run hot. Oh, I'm just fancy. Like, I'm not even fancy. You know, we can share a bathroom. That's cool. Hey, we did it too when we was out to drive in. I couldn't help it. So far on this episode

Oh boy I can't let it go boy Smoking is too good Oh boy Kids kissing in the bathrooms Okay Moreover's a cabin in the air conditioner I'm just saying like

I don't know When I sit down to relax I'm there to enjoy myself Generally to cool off Because I'm a sweat hog You know it's way cooler than camping Glamping Yeah

Glamping be tight Like get one in fancy tree houses What is that? What is that? What is that? Like, there's nothing wrong with central heat now. Has you got a swing on it? Nothing.

Everybody that came before me worked very hard to make the indoors this awesome. Yeah, and I bet like when the ones that we have today started, people were like, thank God, I'm tired of sweating at the drive-in. Like, there's a reason they took over. Right. But I'm going to a drive-in. As soon as I find one. I mean, I would go.

I'm going. It needs to be in a very Mediterranean climate. I'm not going all the way. I need a nice breeze in it to be a nice breeze in it to be a way. about 60 degrees and the sun's going to stay off the plane then. I'm not going to Morocco. That's where it rains. All right. Austin from Kentucky

he's trying to fix our biggest problem that we have. Here? Yes. What is our biggest problem we have? We don't have a script. No Bucky. It's all right. With our group of friends, all in this room. Our number one talent

is aged. I'm trying to think of the real problems we have. It has to do with our number one talent. And communicating with him. I'm not fishing. He's the robo killer. Oh, yeah. We can't get in contact with you.

That is true. That's a good thing. Nope. Not for us. It's not. It is. Austin from Kentucky says, we should all pitch in.

I'm not doing that. Duck Commander can pay for this. And we should get Uncle Sy a pager. Pager. He still wasn't. If I could pay side 911, I still have a killer. Hey,

he still. How I got to kill that. Did you ever have a pager? Side, do you ever have a beeper? Yeah, I had one in the military. So now you know he knows how to work that. He traded for it. Do you have like any code messages on it?

My computer's just for show because it's still broken. Order a pager right now. Does that exist? I'll tell you I'm what you. Can you have a page? If he won't after a phone, he won't get up the man. There's old Phil. Oh, Bill.

Mittmillon just walked in. Philip McMillan, come sit here for the last. last two minutes. Come squeeze in. Because we're thinking about getting Sye a pager. Would this help you in your everyday life of helping outside? No. No. Yes. I'm going to say no.

Okay. We're not getting them a page. It ain't going to work. You won't answer the phone. He's your ain't gone. Hey, I'll tell you it won't work. Why would a pager not work? Because it's computer. There's no buttons. It just beats and it says Call Martin. It's computer. Our page are still made or

are we going to have to find one on eBay? I have no idea. I'll tell you, if it's computer-based What we need is like Life Alert, but the other way. Why would it cuss me out? Well, just get him a Life Alert. Wow. Yeah, but see, I need to contact him, and not him

contact me. All senior citizen. I need a life alert that calls him. Should have lifelope. Help, I'm falling and I can't get up. What are those, like, phones that you can only call one number on it, like a ladybug phone or something? For children? Yeah. Makes sense. Look, they don't try it.

He won't answer. Look, they don't try this phone business for a child. And that child is yours truly. It won't work. Time out. Hey, I'll tell you it won't work. I got to go back to the drive-in real fast. Oh, why you got to go there?

Noah from Oregon. He left you. Did you leave someone behind? No, I just got another email about it. He's eating popcorn in the back of a truck, and he says it's awesome because he's from Oregon. Yeah. And then. Very Mediterranean climate.

Yeah. Hang out. No. Hold on. Hold on. This is why I'm against it. I'm back against it. You play games. You throw the football. And then you just have a good time looking at other weirdos there. I once saw some lady walking chickens on a leash. I'm out. I'm not going to drive in. If there's people walking chickens on a leash, hard pass. That should make you go more. No, I'm actually like legitimately curious on what the collars look like on the chickens. Is that an organ thing? Or is that just a drive- I think it's got a vest. A chicken vest? A chicken vest.

Because I've seen them on kids. Like the bear leashes and stuff? Yeah, yeah. You ever leash your kid? Didn't work. The only thing, hey, you know, the first thing I thought when I've seen... A woman had two kids, okay, and had them in harnesses. Mm-hmm.

I said, hey, if I had that when I was a kid, I'd have played stageco. coach because you already got the horses. Oh. Yeah. Problem if you put leashes on my boys right now, they always walk in opposite direction, so they just pull you in half. No, they just fall down and hurt themselves. Or that, yeah.

You're like, hey, let's go to the zoo. We're going to keep you on a leash because you're a crazy person, and then you're bleeding, you're crying, it doesn't work. You just got to just chase them. Let them go. Yeah. Get your steps in and follow your kids. Interesting.

Well, let's follow these kids all the way to the Bible. What verse you got for? I don't have one quite yet because my computer's still down, so I'm moving way slower than I'm used to. Yeah. You're using for that phone, you got your hand. It don't work. You're sitting too close to sigh.

Yeah. You broke it. Yeah, broke it right off. Does anybody got one? Saw it, right off. Yeah, I got a phone. Here, I'm just going to go with one that's on my wrist. Romans 12-2.

Boy, I should know that if it's going to be on my wrist, right? Do not conform to the patterns of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind so you'll be able to test the good and pleasing and perfect will of Jesus Christ your Savior. Thank you. Renew your mind. Self-checkout.

That's what we'll leave you with. That's the way to go. Open your mind. I got it right. I think I put Jesus in there instead of God. Hunter, you can end this whenever you want. Put Jesus in the state. Hunter, keep it going.