Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Gets Owned by an 11-Year-Old Girl

Episode Date: March 30, 2021

A surprise guest defeats Si in a battle of skill, and then in true Duck Call Room fashion, she rubs it in. But first, Si and John-David bond over playing "Tiger Woods PGA Tour" on Playstation, and Si has a message for a fan who measured how many times he says "hey" and "no." Stone installs a canopy on his boat to protect Si, and Martin remembers the time Si burned his legs to a crisp in the Bahamas. The boys also tackle how to pronounce "crappie" the right way, why there are too many cities in the city of Dallas (not a typo), and what their favorite shotguns are. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back here for another Tuesday episode on the Duck Call Room podcast. Look, if you're checking us out on YouTube, make sure you hit that like and subscribe on there. Check us out, YouTube.com slash duck call room. If you're listening to us on a podcast app, make sure you head on over to our YouTube channel. Give us a watch, give us a like, give us a follow. That again is YouTube.com slash Duck Call Room. And if you are on podcast app, leave us a rating, review all that good stuff. Let us know in the comments what you want to see more of, all that kind of good stuff.

And without further ado, we're going to get into the week. Stone, what you got going there? New 9. Watch it. Shaving your arm? That baby's tight and sharp. Good. You got a knife. Here is a night.

Golly. You got a holster on too, haven't? I got a question, though. Get over to a mic and I'm going to ask you a question. I'm trying to get. Actually, I got a couple now that I really can look at your ensemble. A lot going on. For those of you that may be listening,

I just walked in with a giant knife and a gun belt. And dressed in black. He's got his felt hat on. And for some reason, he's carrying a 45, but he's loaded with 22 bullets. So I don't, did you get confused? Hey, no. The gun's loaded with 45s. this is about 22 belt so the 22's in your boot or something oh oh careful and in this day and age okay

you can get shot going to the grocery store so I think we need to regress back to the old western days everybody total weapon boys because hey we the people remember that that's in the Constitution have the right to bear arms. So, hey, for myself, my bonteau is, always be prepared, boys. Always be prepared. I notice another thing about that holster. He's got that. God, watch him down.

He's slamming big giant blades on the counter. I notice you got that holster tied to your leg, too. That thing, you're toned some weights, huh? Yeah, I'm in Dillon's, Dylan mode. Uh-oh. Johnny D. You're about to have a headache. I'm in trouble today.

I'm getting pistol whipped cut. Who knows what's about to happen? I go old slim picking said, hey boy, watch that knife. Si got everything he needs. He's got his 45, he's got his knife, and he's got his Bible. He got everything he needs. That's it. All right, boy.

His hat's off, headphones on. You ready to get started this week? I guess. Hey, I'm glad you could join us. Look, a couple of weeks ago, we had. had a fan episode that went really well and the people just really started sending even more and more things and questions. So guess what we're going to do? We're going to run back another fan episode.

Before we get started in this one, I want to take a minute to say thank you to a few of our friends. Bernard, my man, Bernard, clutch. Look, I don't ever look at the camera, but I'm looking dead at it. clutch jack hammer chatter baits these babies are 17 dollars a pop he sent me too sent goblin to and uh he sent you one he sent you one no no i just want to look at no hammer you see it no hammer you see it right there look there it is hey i'll die for a chatter he died for a chatter he died for a chatter boy there you go so bernard thank you look thank you pouncer okay that was going to be another segment we'll get to the

That. No. We get into it right now, baby. Cy's jumping time and space all over the place. What's God we're going to do with that jackhammer? That's what I want to do. I don't know what had his name on it, so I felt obligated. But they're in my office.

You do with them what you will. Look, Peyton sent us the best, the best egg, right? The best. Our man Peyton, but he also sent us two tea glasses. and it's got like a big smudge on it or something. It's got a big ugly spot on it. What is that? Yeah.

Huh? Is that you? That's my trademark, boy. I guarantee you. Hey, you ain't even smiling. I don't ever see you hardly without a smile on your face. That's kind of funny. What did they do that picture without a smile then?

I don't know, but look. You look kind of like he constipated or something. Well, it may have been when they took a picture. Never know. It's rough getting old, ain't it? Oh, Johnny D. You're killing. What are you doing?

It's the pollen. The pollen's everywhere. Now you got me laughing. Last week you were eating on air. Now you're sneezing on air. These people are going to be mad at you, son. God, believe. I tried to sneeze into the trash can over there.

I'm going back. But Peyton, we are going to sign these for you at the end of this side. He wants you to sign one, and he wants the rest of us goof balls to sign the other. So we'll sign them. Peyton, thank you for the recess. eggs for the another side there's another gallon of mr. and mrs t's in the refrigerator for you so take it home um you know but for all y'all that take the time to send us stuff thank you guys um there's a lot of stuff johnny d's got one

oh yeah hey i walked in here today sigh this is for you it said to sire robertson from amazon did you order this no i didn't figure it's a gift for you right there it's and there is a note in it that says a gift for you It's from a career Army engineer. I hope you can enjoy the flag of the sappers. I'd like to tell you I'm an equipment operator engineer. Oh, okay. Heard it over.

Yeah. That can actually drive a backhoe, not just brag about it. And that's from our friend Micah. Micah, thank you. Yeah. Hey, I was in an engineer outfit in the Army boys. Were you? Well, there you go.

Yeah. Okay. So was out there. We actually built bridges, okay. I was in supply, but they actually built bridges across the Rhine River. Do you know where the Ryan is? Germany. There you go.

You've been to Dr.D. Look at me. Golly. I like you. I put it up right with my head. If he can drive a backhoe, he must be a 62 echo. That was my M.O. Hey, I just know his name is Micah.

If you can operate a backhoe. Hey, if you can crank it, I can drive it. I've seen you operate a backhoe and I wouldn't call that operation. Oh, yeah. No, I can operate anything, but it's a great. I can operate anything, buddy. Size is the definition of driving a backhoe, not operating it. There's a big difference.

I can drive a back hole. You can't operate. I can't operate one. I mean, I can dig a hole, but that's about where it ends, you know? Hey, well, I had to click it. So you want me to get that out for you? No, I had to click it. No, he's trying to put it up.

I'm trying to put it up before I cut some of it. So, well, since. I'm knocking people who want to draw a knife. I need to cut somebody. It bleeds. It needs put blood on it. I'll get J.D. later. I'm just going to

I'm going to take one for the team here It's raising the shot my own I'm going to do is Nicky Yeah Deal He's going to Nicky my census man Somebody get cut Yeah

That's right Somebody if you draw it Somebody's got to get cut Yeah JD You just been elected I'll take it All right

Should we go through this And I really jumped the gun Yeah we can Hey I was going to make one comment To that JD's already been cut I mean, we've, we've had that episode.

Oh, we're a whole. Not that kind of cut. But yes, I am. Oh, Lord. Jay, you already know better than bringing in a Black Panther teacher. Show it to me. No, look. So that's the story.

We finally, y'all give us gifts. Now we finally have T-shirts of the Duck Call Room. And we will wear the Black Panther one. Oh, good grief. Look at that one. This one's your size. He's not smiling in that one. It's got Sye's face on it.

And he says rather be napping. This one's for you. Okay. Well, hey, I'm getting all kind of gift today. There you go. Thank you. Thank you. We got Martin a picture, a t-shirt with a black panther on it and says, I believe.

No, that's not my shirt. I don't believe. This is for you. I do not believe. Hey, we're giving you this. So you will believe. But that's false advertisement. No, it ain't.

You're going to believe. Hey, I'm going to convert you. And then, say, I know you'll appreciate this. This for the children. Hey. It's a little tiny shirt with your tea jug on. That's what I'm talking about, baby. I told them to make an adult because you'd wear it every day.

We got one more, too. That's just the logo. That's just the logo. So, look, y'all've asked, y'all been asking. All I want to do was show, oh, this, okay, I thought this was one that had the black pants all in the face. I'll wear it. If Martin won't wear the black pants.

Well, hey, work, J.D. I'm not wearing it proudly. I ain't happening. I don't know why. But look, Proudly. Everybody's been asking, so guys, we were more than happy to oblige. We've got y'all some cool little fun t-shirts.

And as this, who are you, Beavis? Are you cornholio? It doesn't fit up a hoodie. We'll have to fix this. In a break. I didn't think that through. You don't put on a schmedium. That'd be all right.

Oh, okay. Medium. There we go. You're busting through the seams on there. Golly. I need to change. You've been working out, Jady? No, I haven't actually.

Thanks for notice. I must be able to small. Well, no. I've seen him a small one. He back on that curly fry bags. Yeah, last week you just have French fries sitting in my desk. This week we have Reese's just all over the place. I do have bad news, though.

Uh-oh. My daughter, as of yesterday, is officially allergic to peanuts. Oh, no. So I can only eat Reese's at work. Oh, okay. There you go. So I got that going on. That's eight hours a day, sir.

That's true. That's bad. So, yeah, old Lottie, she, no peanuts. Oh, but nut allergies run in your family because you're allergic to cashew. Yeah, and that makes me sad, too. Oh, cashew. Cashews are good. Do you like cashews?

I count on one hand how many times he'd been here eight hours. Oh, here we go with that. Who, you talking about me? No. That's a guilty conscience right there, boys. He ain't no guilty nothing. Hey, sign has been here for eight hours before. Now, amount of time he was awake.

Yeah, he wasn't. straight hours. No, I mean, Si ain't ever stayed awake for eight straight hours, maybe ever, I don't know. Anyway, he's been here a lot, a lot more than his nephew has.

Oh, all of them. Jayce ain't been to work eight years. No. Now he's just turning into a golfer. No, he ain't even no good at that. I should have said a goofer. Yeah, that's about right.

I agree with that. I tried to teach him how to golf, but hey, he wouldn't have none. Do you know how to golf? Huh. I don't have to. I don't have to know how to golf to teach you how to golf. We've already been through this.

We've done to have. Yeah, that's exactly right. So look, hey. Well, the problem with Jay says he says he says he's a, you know, like four handicapped, but he don't ever put anything out. Well, I'm a four handicapped too if everything inside five feet picked up. I mean, there you go. Golly.

I was pretty good at Tiger Woods on the PlayStation back in college. Oh, yeah, solid there. Hey, me and my son. No, no. I tell you, we was great. on that on the Tiger Woods you know PlayStation thing that's a little deal with you play PlayStation oh yeah

what you're talking about Tiger Woods gone you're my hero hey I'm serious you know uh what's the guy they call him the shark Greg Norman Greg Norman he he won't hey look the green goes like this it's a wide

the fairway goes like this right here just a bunch of straight lines for the next dog leg Dog leg for the next green. Mm-hmm. This is the championship, okay? The shark, tees off, goes way down the fairway down there, and he's pretty close to where it's fixing to you,

and he was behind like four strokes. Is this on PlayStation? Oh, no, no, this is for real. Okay. Maybe three strokes, but anyway, he was behind, okay? So he looked, you know, and the commentator was great. It was two of them, you know, and they was telling me, what's he doing?

So he walked around to the end of the fairway and looked, tell me, yep, okay, and come back, and he looked over the trees. He was looking over the trees, telling me, yeah, okay. And they said, surely not. He's not going to try this. You know, hey, he grabbed whatever, he grabbed whatever, iron or whatever, you know, and tell me, shoo, bayao. About six inches from the pole, walked around,

eagle. Yeah, now he's like one stroke behind and wins it. And they were just going crazy. He didn't just do what we just saw him do, did he? Yeah, he did. And they won the championship. Thank you. Thank you.

And ladies and gentlemen, that's your golf report from 1994. That's it. So I appreciate you catching us up on that. The shark bit him again, boys. The shark bites again, and we're going to take our first break, right? after we come back from the 1900s. And then we'll be back. All right, look, springtime is here.

It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cook. And y'all know we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedells beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, bye on the grill!

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Nope. Really? I mean, not a major. No, I'm talking to, yeah. And this was probably just a regulation tournament. That must have been on the PlayStation then. Because I know it happened. Okay, because me and my son tried to pull it off too.

Never did pull it off. So you tried to recreate Greg Norman's shot on PlayStation? Couldn't do it. I guess. I got to bring my pocket. PlayStation up here so me and Sy can play together. Sy, will you come up here and play

PlayStation tomorrow? Because it's tomorrow. Friday? Nope. I'm gone. We're leaving tomorrow. I'm headed west. There's a new game I want you to play.

Me and my weapons are headed west. Well, there's a new game I want you to play that will involve your weapons. It's called Warzone. Warzone. I think you'll have fun with it. I think you'll enjoy it. A lot has killing involved.

Yeah, we'll do it. You can drive a deuce and a half? You can drive a deuce and a half. Oh, I can drive a deuce and a half. Yeah, see? Willie had one that I drove. Yeah. Now, this one, you can drive all through Russia.

The best one I drove was in the military because the E7 was fixing the bivouac, okay? And he said, I want to hold through them bushes over there. I said, really? He said, yeah. I said, do you want me just drive the truck through? He said, hey, make me a hole with a ducing a half. Well, what I didn't know was that was a wind row where they had cut down trees like 20 years ago. Oh, yeah, good old headrored.

Yeah, it's a head roll, and there's still big logs laying there. They ain't quite full rotten. You know, so I just put it, doing, run over rushing. About that time, it just, whoa, I went up, and it bit, boom. That baby, hey, front wheels ain't even touching. I'm all right, boys, bring the wrecker. Johnny D, you sure are jumping. He got me.

He got me today. Godly. Speaking of you. Speaking of you. Yes. Speaking of me. And we're doing a fan episode. I got an email from Bopper.

From Bopper. Do you know Bopper? Hey, I know the big Bopper. Yeah. You know him? Yeah. Okay. Well, he's been down with COVID.

So we're sorry about that. But he took the time while he had COVID to look up a few things about our podcast. And he charted. you. And he charted me? He charted you. Okay. You have to translate. He counted how many times you say hey, no, look, and okay. And what's the numbers? He counted it. What's the number? So on one episode, the Sack Google's Things episode, how many times do you think you said hey?

Oh, it ain't no telling it. It ain't no telling. One hundred and twenty-five. One hundred and twenty-five. Hey. Hey, hey, hey. No, no. Hey. No, no. Hey. Hey. there it is. No, look. Speaking of no, no, no, no, we tried to figure out one that started. The family did. No, no. It said, hey, what, what, what, what, what did it, when would it did?

Good grief. That's that, man. Well, now the problem is you're trying not to say, hey. When did this start first start? And we couldn't figure out when it started. Hey. I mean, hey. Well, I know what it, it had to be when you started working at the golf club.

Because what's you got out. You're in military in the army, you're always around a bunch of boys, right? That's it. The boys were always with you. They were always there. In real life, they were there. In real life, they was always there. So when you retired, you kept talking to the boys, but they ain't there no more.

And I would say, hey, pay attention. So you also, in that same episode where you said, hey, 125 times, you said no, 170 times. Well, here's the deal. Well, that's because they always come in. They come in two. No, no. No, no. I don't understand.

Okay. This is from my teachers. Okay. What does this come from? Practice makes perfect. That's it. And what's the next word? It's got to be okay.

No, look. Look. Look here. Or somebody if you asked me to tell me, hey, how was the steak? It was all right. It was all right. That means it wasn't very good. He counted, look in that episode was 37.

And okay. It was only 29 that episode. Really? All right. Bopper. All right. I just got to tell you this. Okay. Get well from the virus and then find you something to do, son.

Get a life. No, hey. No, hey. And in one episode, you did say okay 61 times, but you average saying either hey, no, look, or okay, about every 10 seconds. well hey I mean no what can he do so

so speaking of fans yesterday was a pretty cool thing that happened I need to tell you about it I wish you'd have been there to see it I can't even see you back in there because I get tears with my eyes well look so I'm sitting there

and my buddy Brad calls me you know he owns the galp auto up the road here he said you ain't going to believe this but this little girl and her family came all the way from uh Delaware just to come see duck commander because this little girl she just turned 10 huge duck commander fan well anyway they had car trouble run over something something happened on their way back to Delaware and now they don't have a rig they stranded in west munro so brad you know gets to talking to the family he's got to order apart from houston ain't coming in two days or they get a hotel room he called me up he said hey is there any way this little girl could come

you know where y'all build the duck calls and i said yeah man bray he told me the stories i said yeah bring them off so this little girl walks in the room with her daddy she weighs 55 pounds soaking wet she's looking at me i said what are you doing she said i want to build a duck call I said, here's how I do it. Bump, boom, boom, boom. She put it together. I said, all right, let's hear it. She put it to her mouth.

Wank, right, right, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wint. 10-year-old little girl from Delaware can blow a duck call. Better not can. And she can sell more like a duck than you. Or are you? Or are you? No laugh at that. I learned from him.

I learned from him. Hey. I was shocked. I was shocked when I heard that because I've never heard a kid blow one that good, much less. A young lady. a young lady from Delaware. I didn't even know there are mallor ducks in Delaware. How'd she learn how to blow a duck call?

You know what? You know how she learned? She watched Duck Commander videos. The old videos from the start, she watched them, and that's how she learned. You may get cut on there if you can. And that's how she learned how to blow a duck call. I learned from side.

That's why I'm terrible. So her mama gives her one hour screen time every day. You know what she watches? The Duck Call Room podcast? Well, she does watch that. She watches the Duck Commander YouTube. That's all she watches. Hey.

Well, what was the young lady's name? Do you know? Yeah. Lea. Leah. Leah's her name. Good work, Leah. All right.

Well, look. Hey, we may go get her and bring her back, but right after this, let's take our next break. Right after this, boys. Don't go away. We'll go and get started before he gets back. So, Sa, you know, we was telling you about Leah and everything. Well, look, that's pretty cool, ain't it? That there's young women out there blowing duck calls and all.

all that kind of stuff. I mean, when you stop and look at that, you're like, well, that's why we do what we do, you know, for making positive influence. This girl gets one hour a day and she chooses to watch us. You know, every now and then, you get to make a positive influence on people. So, you know, I think the best way to see if you've made a positive influence

is really just to look beside you right now, like beside you. Oh, my question. He had no idea. Si, meet Leah. Is this Leah? Meet Leah, Sam. I knew I would have a good time. Hey, I got a question to ask you.

Yep. And it's serious. Have you got a boyfriend? No. You don't? No. Leah, talk into that. Hey, Leah, talk into that microphone whenever you talk.

You're good. Do you want one? No. Good answer. Good answer. Good. All the good-looking women always tell me, no. I'm available for crying out of it. I'm loud.

Good answer, Leah. Leah, you don't need one. You don't need one. Don't worry about them boys. I'm just kidding what you are. That's right. Hey, forget about them boys. So for our second ever guest in the duck call room, we have Leah, whose family ran into some

unfortunate circumstances that led her to being right here and ended up in the duck call room yesterday with Jay and Goblin. And Leah, we heard you could boil a duck call pretty good. Is that right? That is right. Do you have it with you? Yeah, I have a bunch. Oh, you got a, oh.

Okay. Well, fire one of them babies up and let's see what you got. But hold up. Before you leave, Leah, we'll get you a bill for those, but that's fine. No, I'm kidding. You see the ones that she picked out of the hat. Show Martin the one you picked out. That's mine right there.

That's Martin's favorite. That's mine right there. That's a good one he uses. That is a cut down. That's a cut down. Two point O. Speaking of that, cut down on the deal. So I think Martin, we ought to have a little competition between Uncle Si and Leah.

And to see who sounds. more like a duck. I don't know, but hand me that cut down you got right there beside you. No, hey, Mark can do it. No, I ain't having no competition. What if she showed me up? I got to keep a job. Hey, I would just meet defeat right now.

Oh, look, Sire, there's a duck call right in front of you. Look, get that duck call. This ain't fair. What do you mean? It ain't fair. They set me up. They have set me up. They brought in a ringer.

Well, let's hear what you got, Leah. Hey, that ain't bad. sire? I'm not. I'm not even going to it. I'm an unbiased judge. I hate. I declare this young lady the winner.

Say I said you can't get beat if you just quit. That's right. Hey, if you just quit, hey, you do not get embarrassed yourself if you just say, don't. She warned. But that, she's the first 10-year-old ever coming at call shop that I heard that could harmonize those reads like that. Especially. Most of them, go. Well, the problem is like.

All right, turn around and do it on another end. that's why I didn't do it the problem here's the deal though the impressive the impressive part is she just did that on one on our cut down which is one of our

stiffer duck calls to blow I mean like this one isn't for the faint of heart her lungs are way better than mine trust me well yeah I mean she's got about 60 less years of cigarette don't smoke cigarettes darling it'll give you bad lungs

you'll be wheezing you'll be wheezing you'll be wheezing chasing a milder drink. But Leah, tell Uncle Sy how you learned how to blow a duck call. Did you listen to Sai's instructional videos, Leah? No. I didn't think so. You sounded way too much like a duck.

Guess what I learned how to do it too. Same place. How listening to Phil is Jason. So Leah, now that you're in here, look, you're all the way from Delaware. Yep. You've watched all the Duck Commander stuff, I'm assuming. Duck Commander, Duck Dynasty, all that kind of good stuff. is your favorite episode you've watched of all of our stuff?

For Duck Dynasty, it would probably be where you guys protested when Willie made you wear the uniforms. Oh, when Guywin gave his famous line a ham sandwich. A ham sandwich. Guy one's been writing ham sandwich for 10 years because of that. He made a ham sandwich. Oh, that's awesome. So do you duck hunt, Leah?

Do you try to duck hunt up there in Delaware? Or do you, you know? Yeah, I've been twice. The second time I got three ducks, two mallards and a black duck. Well, you have killed something that I have not killed. I have not killed a true blue certified black duck. We don't get many of those down here. Y'all get quite a few of them over there in Delaware,

but we just don't get them here. So that's pretty dead gum awesome. Now, the real question, did you eat them? Yeah. Were they good? Yeah. So, folks, if you're listening to this, watching this, whatever, I just want you to realize one thing. There is still hope for the United States of America.

And the hope is right there in a 10-year-old girl named Leah from Delaware. That's right. Golly. Ain't it something? What shotgun you shoot, Leo? 20 gauge. 20 gauge. Oh, a girl after our hearts.

Hey. That's my woman there, boy. 20 gauge. Leah, I'll give you a box of shells tote back with you, too. I got something right here behind me, some 20-gauge bullets. Guaranteed to kill them or die-tried, one of the two. They'll do one of the two. That's like him.

Like him crickets over at the honeyhole. Yeah, guaranteed to catch them. Catch a fish or die-trizzar. Guarantee. Well, Leah, look. Why don't you, I'm sorry. Oh, ahead. No, you good?

Go ahead. Well, Leah, you want to tell us how you got stuck here? We'd love to know. Well, we were driving down to a hotel, and, uh, A pit bull ran in front of our car and busted some wires and we went to Gap the mechanic place and they said they know Dutt Commander and my mom told them that I'm a huge fan and they said well we'll take you up to see them and that's how I'm here. So tell us why why you were here in the first place. I mean you're from Delaware and you end up in West Monroe. Why are you here? Tell us. To see Duck Commander, just a tour, I didn't think I was

going to be here on a podcast. So, well, right. So isn't that funny how things work out? You know, I think this is a God thing. I really do. Nook Si, she's just turned 10, right? 11, I'm sorry. She just turned 11. And for her birthday, all she wanted to do was come down here and see Duck Commander. She could have chose anywhere in the United States. And she chose to come here and now she's sitting right next up. And I am honored, darling. Trust me. I really am.

That's pretty awesome. It is awesome. Look, Leah, we appreciate you stopping by joining us, chewing the cud with Uncle Si. You got one lap. If you say, tell Si, one thing, anything you want to. Now's your time.

What you got for Uncle Cy? I thought you need to work on your duck calling. Leah, you'll fit right in with that. me up. You can go home now, darling. Number one, you won't let me be your boyfriend. And then you get with these clowns, and you go and kiss me. So I looked at Leah, say, you may go now.

I'm just kidding. Well, Leah, thank you for stopping by. We got to take a break, pay the bills for this thing, but we'll be right back after this. What a good story that was, you know. What's the odds of that happened? Happy birthday. Oh, Leah. Yeah.

Happy birthday. Yeah, you don't get to see many 11-year-old young females that can handle a duck call. She'd kill her a few. There ain't no doubt she can't. She's good enough to kill a few. And she can call them in to kill them. That's what I'm talking about. So she just left here with a bunch of duck calls and a box of shells.

We send her on her way next November she's going to be doing all right. And she shoots a 20-gauge boys. That's actually one of our question. Kyle, he keeps asking it. And he said, apparently he's asked it a lot. we haven't answered it. What's he want to know? What shotgun?

For me, Nelly. Personally, Benelli, M3, well, I call it the M3. I think it's actually called the SBE 320 gate. So they just released this thing. We got to shoot them at the end of the last season.

That baby is fine as wine. I was just fixed like they're fine. Look, I've been, we've been with Binelli for a long time now, a long, long time. And I've been thinking, like, how do they make this thing? better than what they had and somehow they keep doing it.

So, you know, hats off to them. But yeah, I mean, I prefer a 20 gauge for hunting how we hunt, getting ducks in close, getting them in right, you know, less than 15, 20 yards. It's more than enough gun to do what you need to do, especially when you put a kicks choke in and you shoot a heavy shot out of it. Like there's very little that you need a 12 gauge for. If you're hunting wide open spaces, if you're hunting fields, big water, stuff like that, where you may have a few cripples because after your first shot they get out to 50 pretty quick

then take you a 12 gauge uh i i have no problem with people doing that and i get the reasoning behind it but um when you do what we do 20 is more than enough to get the job done day in and day out so um you know there you go there you go philip anymore wasn't that's a great answer uh i think no kyle kyle who is phill i don't know you got philip on the mind i do that goes Macmillan don't got me. Bill McMillan got you again. And then, hey, do you remember, Sa, you told us a story once.

Of a man named Brady. Nope. Of a Louisiana Tech professor that jumped out of a window. Yep. And we all said it's not true. We have confirmation from a guy named Michael who went to tech said his crazy uncle

went to tech from 69 to 70. Is that what you were there? I was what. No. I was... Well, we got a picture of you in the yearbook from these people. Is that you?

That's me. Man, that is a flat top. Yeah. I mean... Si, you was there for the yearbook picture? From Gonzales, Louisiana. He's wearing a tie? Look, this man...

Well, hey, we were dressed up, son. It looks good. Graduation picture. That's, Cy? Oh, yeah. The one with the hair that just goes straight across. I can see that Robertson chin from anywhere, son. Well, no, no, no.

No, no. I had to look again because, you know, if you had a picture of Phil or Tommy in them days, in high school days, yeah. That's why I had to look. Well, okay, yeah, with me. Yeah. You ever notice that look they have in their eyes? Oh, yeah.

Like I came out of there, but. When I look in my kid's eyes, I see that. Oh. Yeah, they just looking at me like it. At least your kids, at least your kids don't have a haircut that you could hit a three iron off of. Because I guarantee you, on top of size head, you'd have drawn a nice, tight lie from the fairway back in them day so that thing was a tight anyway we confirmed the

that man we have a guy who also has a crazy uncle who says the same thing apparently professors in the 70s just jumped out of windows at tech did we confirm or deny that sigh is not his crazy uncle no different name no I got the guy's name this guy's name is guy okay and he went to he went to college for two years instead of one

oh he doubled you up I just went for a semester I went for the yearbook photo and said I'm going to live forever in the annuals of Louisiana Tech. What else you got coming in from our job? We got that. There's the one lady who's really mad at me and Sai and you. We keep talking about stuff that we call Dallas. That we call what? That's in Dallas, Texas.

Oh, Dallas, Texas. And the people of Dallas are really particular. And especially the ones that is, apparently we only go to four. Fort Worth. And this lady's been, she's ripping me in this email. The whole state of Texas is not Dallas. Please recognize Fort Worth. Fort Worth.

So I would like to apologize, but I would like to just say, Lisa, there are too many cities in that city. And I can't keep up with all of them. Yeah, there's a bunch of them. When you drive around there, it's like Irving, Fort Worth. I mean, there's a-Arlington. Roanoke. Like, there's all kinds of. Everything is bigger in Texas, boys.

Guarantee. So Lisa was upset with us. Well, Lisa needs to do. to realize the reason everybody calls it Dallas is because that TV show. If they didn't end the TV show Fort Worth, guess what? The whole state would be Fort Worth. Lisa, it ain't our fault. We're sorry.

That's not our fault. We apologize. I just didn't know that there were so many. We do that too because none of us are from Monroe. No, but I don't correct people. I say you're from Monroe, right? Yes. That's good enough.

I don't want to have the conversation of the difference between one Monroe and West Monroe because it's 200 yards of river. I mean, I'm like, yeah, yeah. Well, there's like 27 cities in between Dallas and Fort Worth. I'm just confused. And every time I go there, I think they're going to be through working on the road. There's all I can say this, too. If Fort Worth was the deal, that airport would be FWD, not D.FW.

Oh, boy. So Dallas is the deal. It's D.F.W. That's right. The Fort Worth Mavericks. Besides, hey, I always say, they asked me where my daughter's from, I say she married a Texan at Fort Worth. That's where she got married in the stockyards.

Now that is in Fort Worth. That's Fort Worth, Texas. Well, that's right next to Dallas. They touch. And she really lives in Hearst, Texas. See? There you go. There's too many cities in that city.

I agree. Hey, JD, Google it and see how many cities are in Texas? They're in Dallas. Well, no, not just Dallas in the host. state and the whole state yeah how many how many towns how many cities are in dallas there you go it may be easier to google how many dairy queens are in texas there's oh no there's 200 cities and towns that are considered dallas fort worth 200 200 i can't keep up with that 200 you're asking give me a break golly where's that race track at but see that's we got in trouble for the racetrack

because we called it dallas that's in fort worth that's it so she was like nope fort worth I'm trying to learn. I'm trying to help you. But that place, that place we stayed was not Fort Worth. I have no idea. All right, let's move on to something else. Yes, we got. How do you...

So people are very confused on a certain fish that we all love. Uh-oh. Crappie? Crappie. Crapi. So you all are both pronouncing. White perch? And then there's a third.

Fourth? Soxalais? Well, there's many names for this particular fish. Go for it. Yeah. And down in South Louisiana. Sockle. They call them sock a lake.

which is French for bag of milk because of the meat is white and flaky, delicious. Here in North Louisiana, and I think this is the only place where I hear people call them this, they're called white perch in North Louisiana. Unless you catch a black crappie, and he's called a speck. All them old-timers fishing shenny lakes said they're catching specks. That's right. Because he got dots all over it. That's right.

And the difference between a white crappie and a black crappie, the white crappie have vertical stripes. the black crappie do not. Yeah. It's that simple. I thought it was something to do with their fins too. Well, yeah, dorsal fins. Yeah, one of them's got 10 spines. The other one's got 13 or something like that.

I think the black crappie has more than the white crappie. But anyways, and in Mississippi, and all the way to the coast, they call them crappie. I just call them crappies because the old man on the lake. Crappy. I call them crappies. What are you? You call it. No matter what you call them, they're the best freshwater fish.

Correct. Especially is their mustard fries. Yeah, the only thing that comes close to a crappy in fresh water is the belly meat of Apalus catfish. That's the only thing that comes close to. Ten pounds or less. And it's got to be five pounds. Well, 15 pounds are pretty good.

No, five pounds or less. And then you got it. Apalusa cat, crappie, then you have bowl brim chinky pen are delicious. They're like crappies except they're little. sweeter. And that's another fish. Chinky pan? Yep.

Yeah. Red ear. All shell cracker. Shell cracker. Red ears. Chinky pin. Yeah. I don't know how they got hung with the name chinky pen.

That would be it. That'd be an interest. All right. Well, that was from, uh, Jake. From State Farm. From Colorado. Oh. And apparently.

Jake from State Farm. What are you worried? Cackus. Colorado, though, he said they're croppy people, not. crappy people. And so he was just curious. And that was, he's not the only person that has asked that. Yeah.

Mine just comes from an old man. Old man at Darbon Lake I used to fish by him. We had fun because he always called them crappies. We always called him white perch. Oh, yeah. Growing up, I did too. Speaking of, crappy, side. Yep.

I have installed on my boat a roof. Canopy. A, what they call a Bimony? Is that what they call a Bimony? A Bimony top. A Bimony top. So now the older Uncle Si gets, the more I have to cater to him. Stone is good with children and old people.

That's about the same. I take him and Bullfrog, my daughter, fishing. I don't get to fish. All I do is tie jigs. Because they break it off. We'll tie. They catch a fish. I'll net it.

But you know what? I love it. You are good deck hands. I am a real good deck. Oh, no, he is. So now we have a roof. Yep. We have a cushioned seat.

Under the roof. And we have a fan. And a fan. And a fan. To blow on the back of your hand. Well, I was just like to have a stroke last year. Yeah. We was fishing, what, July, August?

No, it was, it was May. Oh, it wasn't that hot in May. It was 80. I was in July or August. It was 82 degrees. 82. Gotcha. It was a 115 in the shade, boys, and we didn't have any.

I'd like to have a stroke He finally had you just dip a towel in the fish ice and put it on my neck That's the only thing to save me Otherwise I'd probably die He was looking rough I all have to admit

I was worried I dipped that towel down And I didn't have any more ice On the drink So I dipped it down there Fish line Oh no And I didn't mind

Trust me And I didn't put it on the neck I put it on top of his head I didn't mind either Okay I'm gonna tell you how hot it was I had on blue jeans the sun was burning my legs through my blue jeans.

My blue jeans was hot, so it was burning. If it was 115 degrees, why did you wear blue jeans? Have you ever seen them legs? That's right. I haven't. Hey, look, let me tell you. Why does that cut? I went for that rascal to the Bahamas.

Oh. Cy broke out his. Where I burnt my legs up. Where he called him his Bermuda shorts. You got Bermuda shorts? Of course he did. And we went fishing. and so I dumps him some 50 on them legs as soon as we leave the dock.

We're out there for about nine hours. He never put it back on. Yes, I did. I put it on the whole time. You did not. My legs got burnt. You slept. And, hey, for the rest of the trip, about three days, all I was doing was I had,

they had some kind of stuff that was cool when you put it on your legs. We put a bunch of aloe on you. Well, I didn't, you know. I had two tubes of that crap. Oh, I was on that. trip yeah yeah he was sick so it was you got the food boy i got some kind of um where were we bahamas some kind of bohemian flu bohemian bahamian so i had a bohemian rapsy going on so i couldn't do nothing and so i me and sigh sat on the couch for a week he could do nothing because his red his legs

were as red as that flag right yeah yeah and heart all side did was slip all day and then we'd be out all day fishing and carrying on whatnot and we'd come back in and go to sleep. Well, you and Sao was just getting the domino game kicked off. Y'all just slamming dominoes all night and we're down there trying to sleep. I told my wife, I will not be back. To the Bahamas? Ever.

He's out. I had a good time. It's a car hole. That's right. I had a fun trip. One of the things I did, oh, hey, when I was practicing music with my coach. David Lowry. No, no, look.

Be interested to see how you get here. No, no, listen. We had that trip to the Bahamas, okay? And look, there's a huge rock out there, you know, and ocean liners were going in between that rock and us. Okay, so I go to practice my music with Dave, and he said, oh, let me show you something. He pulls his computer up, and he shows that rock, and guess what?

It's dry ground from where we stand all the way out to that rock. Low tide? No, no, no. hurricane come through. Oh, poured all the water. And I said, I was just there three weeks ago.

Yeah. You know, people out there walking around and picking up seashells and stuff. Yeah. And I said, you know, this should have been in the news. This is like Moses parting

the Red Sea, Jack. Should have been in the news. Well, you know, when we go duck hunting down in South Louisiana, if the wind blows out of the west, all the water on the east side, Low tide. Leaves.

Yeah, leaves. It blows out of the east, it's just opposite. Yeah. So down there, you know, around the coast, the wind dictates a lot. Yeah. That's one of my favorite spots down there where the marsh runs into the Gulf of Mexico. What are we talking about before we went on this? I don't know.

Dallas? No, no. 200 cities and town. Oh, sigh and sunburn. You Bimini top. Oh, yeah, the Bimini top. So anyway, we go on a crappie fishing. So I got a Bimini top, I got a cushion seat,

we got a fan blowing back of your head. So Tuesday, me and you going fishing. And we're going to catch the black specks? We're going to catch Crappy, Sokolay, Speck, whatever you want to call. And hey, it's all the same. What I love about them is, okay, is they got the prettiest colors on them, the black crapey does. Guarantee.

He's beautiful. Oh, no. When the sunlight hits it, it just all shades of all. kind of, especially them it's in that dark tanic water. They got that kind of yellow gold too.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Pretty ain't the word. They get even prettier when you cut them sides of them. And then look in that hot grease and they're bubbling any time of night, boy, it's time to eat. Amen.

Well, let's take our last break. We'll be right back. We're going to give you a Bible verse and we'll be back right after this. I said, hey, I just said something on the podcast other day about where did the common house fly come from? Where did the buzzet come from?

And where did the mosquito come from? And why? And why? What's their purpose here? And where are they going? And I'll teach us a lesson, okay, about Jesus. Yeah. Paul's in prison and Harriet is persecuting Christians.

Well, guess what? He dies and he was ate by lava from a housefly. Worms. Larva, not lava. Well, whatever. The baby, the baby fly. I was thinking of myself, when did them flyers start eating fires, huh? I love it.

A.k.a. maggots. That's it, a.k.a. maggots. You, maggot? They ate him from the inside. Oh, the inside. I love it, yeah. Inside out. Hey, doctors used to use them in the old days.

You ever watch the gladiator? Oh, I saw it, yeah. For that guy, the African guy put maggots on the, on the Cutts on, yeah. Clean the wounds. Yeah, clean the wounds. On Russell Crow? On Russell Crow.

All right it is. Hey, what do you say? Not the Crow. He said, I was like, I don't know what he's talking about, and he said, you know, he got him off old Crow. And then I realized, oh, we're talking about the movie. We always go back to movies in here. But that's historically accurate.

Right. That is. Doctors used them, boys. They used leeches to stop bleeding. They did all kinds of stuff. So I got historically accurate. But you had to use. stuff that I mean was known for that I mean it's kind of weird like yeah look how far

we've come boys and we still got a long way to go hey we still got a lot of problems a long way to go yeah what you're talking about aside do you have a subverse or is it johnny d i got us a good one beautiful just it hey let's just all be honest right here this show got way better whenever i was laying down on the floor and leo was right here so just shout out to her parents were bringing her by and here's a verse to shout out her parents too. Proverbs 22-6, train up a child in the way she should go and even when she is old, she will not depart from it. Amen. Amen, brother. Yeah, plant that seed. That's it. All right, folks, that's been this week on the duck call room. Appreciate y'all tuning in. Leah, thank you so much for stopping by. That was awesome.

It's not often we get to pull a fast one on our side. That's right. You didn't have to just jump on me with both feet there, sweet little lady. You're welcome back in here anytime. All right, we're out. We'll see y'all next week.