Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Gets Schooled by the Funniest Eight-Year-Old

Episode Date: March 31, 2022

Uncle Si meets a fan in the parking lot and decides he's the coolest eight-year-old to ever join in on the crazy Duck Call Room antics. John-David and Martin talk about the Oscars and the "important" things they were doing instead of watching Will Smith slap Chris Rock. Si talks about being patient and kind. Martin and the boys have a pressing one-word question about Rocky Mountain oysters. And Jay gives advice on when to give your kids cell phones and what you can do to keep kids safe. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we ready to crank this baby, y'all. All right, we're back. Welcome back to the duck call room. All right, we got a big surprise for you folks, okay? We got a young man here that's what, from what Tennessee? What part of Tennessee? Clarksville. Clarksville, Tennessee.

And what's your name, sir? Sawyer Moulton. And how old are you? Eight. But you're really 30 years old, right? You're an old man in a young man's body? Yes. Okay, so with me and you got something common.

I'm a young man. I'm going to turn 15 my birthday, which is going to be April 27th. And I'm trapped in an old man's body, 73-year-old. Okay, but I'm going to turn 15 here, 28th, April 27th. Anyway, folks, welcome Sawyer to the podcast. Saar, where did you find Sawyer? Well, I drove up, Palmer Truck was getting out. I had met him in church yesterday.

Okay. Okay, and they said, you remember us? And I said, oh, I would never forget you. you know so there you go so he said well can i be on the podcast i said well hey come on in follow me that's all you got to do folks show up sitting in the parking lot that's right show up and then hey that's how you can be on here next thing you know you don't pull it in here look hey there's still hope for america we got sawyer how old was he ate that what you said he's in here he's wearing camouflage the right camouflage mind you yeah real tree

magellan that even checks a box and i him told him yesterday i said hey he had over on yesterday. And he had, you nice over all to church? Yeah. And he had, look, he had a pocket.

Yeah, brand new. Hey, look, he had a pocket on them and I said, hey, look, here's one thing I want you do for me. That's a favor. I said, hey,

let me have it. I said, put Jesus in that pocket right next to your heart and keep it with you everywhere you go. Yeah. And I told his younger brother over there, what's your younger brother's name?

Levi. Levi. I told Levi, and I said, hey, be sure, sorry you, to share Jesus with you. share Jesus with Levi and y'all take him everywhere you go. Hey, and whenever you told me that, I had a hot wheels pickup truck in my pocket.

I pulled it out and said, well, it looks like Jesus is going to be driving a pickup. That's right. He's a redneck. That's good to know. Jesus is a redneck. He drives a hot wheel pickup, boys. They come a long way from that donkey. Hey, what are you talking about?

Hey. He doesn't got a whole different kind of four-wheel drive I probably got a 440 hemie on with it too Since it's a hot wheel You enjoyed it on the podcast Oh man We're enjoying you Soire what do you do for fun in Tennessee

Um Me and my dad go deer hunting And turkey hunting most of the time So, um, what's the biggest buck you've killed so far? Well, I've only killed, well, I killed my first deer last year and it's a big dough. Okay. But we couldn't eat it because of gut shot it. Oh, yeah.

I mean, well, look, you had to go crazy. But, hey, look, since you brought that up, I'll tell you, me and this young man right here went there hunting. Okay, we're all in the blind. We're sitting there and he wants to kill a doe because you know, you got to manage to hurt. So finally, you know, a doe comes out there and we wait, you know, she don't have any young ones. And he said, hey, go ahead and shoot her.

Well, I was literally blamed that day in the blind. I said, because, look, I usually just bear down, take a deep breath and right before a shoot, they go, hold my breath, and I actually really squeezed the trigger. I was brain dead that day, okay, because if they had one of any medical machines on me and checking for brainways,

it wasn't none, okay, because I jerked the trigger and I shot about 12 foot over that Dove's back. Okay, look, he put it on YouTube for the whole world to see. Yes, I did. Okay, here is Uncle Si, Dear Honey. Hey, we ain't showed them the time it took you seven shots to kill that one over your shoulder. Hey, y'all lying, it didn't take me but five.

Okay. Okay, look, hey, that deer right there? That's Japan deer. Okay, because look, he literally committed Harry Carey, which is suicide. Yeah. Okay, because I shout at it five times before he died. Yeah. He got tired of it.

He couldn't stand it anymore. Here's the thing. Okay. Honesty, truth be known. Everybody misses. Even Daniel Boone missed every once in a while. Just depends on how good the editor is. That's right.

Just depends on how good you. People are going to know. And before I had killed that dough, I'd shot at a couple but missed. Oh, okay. Hey, and one day, whenever we were having target practice, when my dad and my girl cousin, hey, my dad, he shot my regular gun. And he was off. You got a regular gun and he'll, what, a special gun?

Well, I got two rivals. Oh, okay. And so he shot one of my. rivals. He shot about a foot off the target, and... It sounds like you and your dad need to go through your rifle then. Then I shot, and I only got like an inch off of him. Okay.

So I shot better than my dad. Well, hey, you better take dad to the optometrist, okay, and have his eyes checked. Okay? Here's the deal. What kind of a rifle are we hunting with? Um, like... A bigan. 243?

Yes. Okay. P-shooter. I like it. A pea shooter? Yeah. That's what a 243 is. He could have bought you a four-finn shotgun and put a slug in it and that'd be a deer rifle.

Yeah. Which I did, I did have a 4-10, so... I knew that. That's why I brought it up. What happened to it? My dad still has it. I'm going to say, you're trying to sell. I like small boars.

I'll fix that. Yeah. I'm always in the market for a 410. I buy a 410 myself. Yeah, I'm always in the market for a 410. Oh, yeah. See, we shoot ducks and quail with a 28 gauge. Okay, and that's what a Benelli 28-gade was made for, is shooting quail.

Who's making all that? In my humble opinion. What is that? But hey, you're killing anything with it. So what else do you? You do. Saw, are you play any kind of sports or anything? Baseball.

What position do you play? Catcher. I did play catcher last year, but I did love catcher because, I mean, you get a ball like every single time somebody comes up to bat. Can't argue with that? And this year, I mean, I'm playing two positions. Okay. Same time. First and third.

First and third. First-paced, baby. At the same time? No. I fixed that. I know what Flash is now. He played both of them. Hey, the kid that is playing first most of the time.

Uh-oh. I mean, not... Is he tall and lanky? No, third. He's smaller than me, but, like, he is kind of a jerk. He's kind of a jerk. Hey, hey, your mom's got her hand up. They might think the same thing about you.

Hey, at practice, I had to run from second back to first. And he was standing right on the first baseline. And we'll let you get on the base? And, and I bumped into him, and he's like, you want me to punch you on the face for it? Well, that wasn't nice. I said, hey. Whatever.

Whatever floats you dress, right? I said, hey. Hey. I'm the fastest one on the team. You think you can do that? Yeah. There you go. That sounds like my high school days.

First day in freshman, that's what happened to me. Except he didn't say, you'll be to punch you. He just punched me. He sucker punched me. Sawyer, is everybody from Clarksville, Tennessee like you? I'm not sure. I've noticed about people from Tennessee. Careful now.

Yeah, no, no, no. Careful now. That's the heart of our fan base, now, careful. Hey, look, Tennessee's a good country. Hey, man. Sawyer, are you of all? Yes. But that seemed like we had a butt coming.

I don't know. I'm also a lot like my great grandfather, and I like the Steelers, too. Oh, okay. There you go. So do you know Rocky Top? You know the song? Yes.

I was going to let you send us out of here to our first break with you leading us in a little Rocky Top. You want to do that? Uh-oh. He said, no, I'm out on that, boys. No. No. He's out. He said, he ain't leaving no singing, boys.

Well, Sawyer. Hey, I might get my mom's phone to do it, but no. I'm a terrible singer. I don't see how. You sure annunciates you. words very well so that I don't I like it that's good sawyer look man we appreciate having you on this first break we're gonna take a break we'll be back everybody shows saw you from clarksville tennessee a little bit of love we'll see y'all here in a minute all right look springtime is here

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Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch, ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a She doesn't eat meat.

She ain't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to tribeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Oh, sweet Jesus. Oh, good gracious. I don't know how we get back from that. Praise God.

That was better than most. Better than most. Oh, man. Okay. Sawyer. My man Sawyer. Oh, wow. Well, every now and then, you stumble across a diamond in the roof,

and that was our old... He was one of them. That was our friend Sawyer. Diamond. One of them. Sawyer. Where did you find him in the parking lot? No, no, no.

I drove up, and they were sitting there. And, matter of fact, the door of their van was open. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, they got me, too. She got in and sat shut the door, and I pulled up right beside, and I said, y'all remember they, you know, They said, y'all remember us? And I said, oh, yeah.

You know, I was sitting behind Sye when he told that little boy that. And I'm going to tell you, it was a powerful moment. Because I looked at the face of his mom, and the look on her face was, I can't believe this, you know, this is happening right now. Well, I got to watch the face of his mom the whole time he was talking, and she was terrified of what he was not saying. Hey, the boy, the boy ain't scared of nothing. And now we know Jesus drives a pickup truck.

That's right. He's driving the hot wheel. Speaking of church yesterday, so, oh, wow, laid it down, didn't he? No, no. What are you talking about? So think about this, and he made a good point, and which really, you know, almost brought a tear to my eye. And the way he said it, close your eyes.

Yeah. And you think about one person in your life who is, patient and kind and kind think about that and odds are that that person is loved by by everyone around them yeah by all yeah think about and it's actually it's actually so true yeah okay sir are you patient uh but i've i've showed it sometimes but not not generally yeah Fasai is one of the kindest men I've ever met. He does not have any patience. You say that, but look, the man just brought in a kid that he ain't ever met from the street and put him in that chair.

If that ain't a show of patience, I don't know what it is. That's right. Most people, look, most people that have the platform that we have wouldn't have given an eight-year-old kid more than about three minutes. That's right. I mean, for real. Let's call it what it is. In that case, you do have a lot of patience. Yeah, absolutely.

We go on fishing trips? Oh, yeah, no. No, no, no. Hey, here's what. No, no fishing, no hunting. He ain't got no, I mean, unless he's got a place he can sleep. Look here, if I'd have been sitting over there and watching what was going on, see, my perspective would either have been looking at two kids. Yeah.

That's what it was like. We all were. No, no. No, I'm serious. Okay. Because I refuse to grow up. Oh, yeah. No.

Okay. I was looking at three of them over here. Johnny D. He was laughing like he was an eight-year-old. I love that kid. He's coming to spend the night with Carter tonight. I'm like, you're now my kid's friend because I wanted to hang out with you. But going back to that patient and kind thing, and he gave the example, and he said,

you know who I think of when I think of a person who is patient and kind? He said, I think of my son-in-law's mother, my mom. Oh, yeah. I would agree with that. And that brought a tear to my eyes. You know what? Because I thought of the same exact person. And Ms. Paula, Godwin's wife, she thought on the same exact person,

which is, you know, I got a long ways to go in that area. So I thought to myself, you know, I need to be, I need to strive to be more like my mom. I mean, what a good example right there. It's very difficult, especially in today's atmosphere. Well, I was telling them. I was telling them what to go. before we started the podcast about Al's lesson.

And I said, the contrast that he showed, okay, because he asked the questions, okay, first is what is love, what's not, you know, what's not love? Yeah, because he said, hey, the scripture says, okay, you know, just two, you know, love is patient and kind, okay, but it says a whole much more lot behind that.

But he gave the contrast, okay, here's what love is not. It doesn't, you know, delight in evil. Doesn't envy. Doesn't envy, all this stuff. And when you do that and then you say, okay, close your eyes and think of a person in your life that you've met that has those two characteristics. They're both patient and kind.

Well, that's one thing, too, that the world today, wants out of you as patience. It's a right now kind of attitude. You know, how do we order stuff online? We expect it there in two days. When it ain't there in two days, we get mad. Oh, no. It used to take two weeks, and we didn't bat an eye.

You know what I'm saying? I mean, that's just, that is the way of the world. Is it patience is no longer a thing. Yeah. Most people, young people especially, talking about, well, okay, I want to buy, I want to buy a house. I want to buy a house right now.

And they look at mom and dad, and so with mom and dad, you know, yeah, but hey, it took, It took them 40 years before they bought that house. Yeah. Oh, yeah, 100%. Yeah. And everybody is to give me and give it to me now.

Yeah. There's not a lot of patience in today's society. You know, and I find myself, you know, fighting the urge to be impatient. It's human, it's human nature. It is for me anyway to be impatient with people, which is, and you can see it in every scenario. especially you get in your car and you drive home. You will get into it before you leave. You won't be 100 yards.

Somebody will cut in front of you or whatever. It's just people being impatient. Being peace all it is. Yeah, being people. People being people. And, you know, it's tough not to be. I get it. I mean, I have those tendencies.

But we try to fight them. Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty slow moving just about everything. I do. but the whole thing about our I'm in the right lane is that okay there's three

faith faith hope and love and the greatest is love of course and then the lesson was okay why is it the greatest because it always you know it's about

it's about the other person it's never about self yeah yeah everything thing in love is it's always someone else doing something for somebody else. And that's why it is the greatest. That a preach right there.

Oh, no. That's just young. Then I look because I go, I've limited myself in religious stuff or I'm starting to, to the two commandments, okay. Love God first with everything you've got, okay, and then go horizontal, okay. and love your fellow man, your fellow human being, as yourself. And then with Al's lesson Sunday, you know, I've even gone more because everything Jesus did, he did it for us when we were not,

we wasn't worth it. We never will be worth it. But yet he still did it. Now, you've got to think about that. he knows we're not ever going to be worth it, okay, but yet he still did it. Yeah. So that's why love is the greatest, okay?

It's always about the other person, how you want him, because I always get mad when people get, you know, see somebody that hit a lottery, and they're angry about it. Dude, why not be happy for the guy that hit it? Heck yeah. You know, why would you be angry for somebody that has something good happened to him?

Because it didn't happen to them. Because it didn't happen to them. It's in a person. It's in me. Well, let's do you know. To be selfish. Yeah. Especially when you're a little kid.

Yeah. And, you know, I'd say the older I've gotten, I've come to realize that I need to fight that urge to be selfish. Because it's something about it. It's in me. and I fight it all the time. But yeah, that's a good one there, Sigh. No, no. Every time, you know, it always shocks me, and I don't know why.

You know, God has your life planned out, and he brings people in your life, and they say something, just it's time that you need it. Okay, because every time I go and I sit down and now comes and says, puts a lesson, because I don't know how he's going to top that one until he's doing Sunday. Yeah, I think that's the best one I've ever heard.

Well, no, no, that's the best one I've ever heard. It pricked me, I can tell you that. Okay, that's the best one I've ever heard him preach, okay? No doubt. Because it's always about everyone else. And I'm trying to like you. Every time I see something like that, okay, hey dude you need you know move on move out okay and share move out you know don't be just with me me

me me you know go with go the other way but it's still aggravating that bullfrog catch a fish on every cast and you don't get a bite well hey you know hey you got to indulge your selfishness no no look i don't mind much at least that one's healthy i don't mind much until you have that little smirky grin she got. I started smiling about it. I wonder where she got that. Then it irritates it. It's irritating then.

Yeah. I can't imagine where she got. I'm looking at an eight-foot bath, I mean, eight-inch bass, and she's got one, okay, that this one is a shiner. And the other one, her seven and a high pounder could eat this little shiner I got. But it was a great photograph. Oh, it was. And she had that little smirky grin on her face.

This goes to show you. Sometimes you do the bass, sometimes you're to shine. That's not. Sometimes you're a bug, and other times you're the windshield, baby. There you go. I don't ever really understand how the windshield wins in that scenario, but, you know. Still alive? But it ain't living.

That's true. So there you go. But anyway, we'll be back right after this. If you don't talk about a grown man slapping another man in the face, then what are we even doing here? I don't actually want to talk about it. Yeah. But I think we have to. Yeah, there's a lot to unpack in that situation.

Well, there's a lot. There's just a lot to unpack. Side, did you see it? No, I didn't. My wife told me about it. Oh, so you know about it. So, Sigh, a comedian gets up on stage makes a joke about Christine. You going up there and slapping him in the face? Probably not.

What if it was about something that Christine had been picked on and prodded on and you knew she couldn't stand? Well, that then it would be a different story. They're all saying that Will Smith should be charged with assault. Yeah. No. Cy, could you imagine telling somebody that hits you on the first day of 9th grade? They need to go to jail or be charged? But see, that's kids.

That's kids being cool. Well, a grown man. But I'm just saying, you know, this brings me right back to what we were talking about. We go with our lessons. Be patient and kind. But I do think it would be a good message if they did get together, come to a common ground, they make an announcement together too. Because me and some of my best friends have hit each other in the jaw.

And we still friends. Like, but you know what? We said something stupid one time and other one hit us in the jaw. Well, no, no. That's a good thing. That's healthy. I don't care what anybody says. That's healthy.

That is. That is healthy relationships right there. So I grabs me from time to time. I want to knock out. You're allowed to. Yeah, do it. We'll still be friends. But he may swing back.

But I show a little restraint. Something tells me Mr. Smith's patience had run out. Yeah. Well, I did see a thing. There was a, like, 2016, Chris Rock ran it, ran a bunch of jokes about Will Smith's wife then, too. Not about her hair or something, but. Oh, this is. Something I didn't understand and did not feel like reading about it as happened before.

That's what I told my wife. I said, something about this don't sound right. Well, you know, what's the word I'm looking for of myself? Slap? No. Macho man. It felt contrived. I just felt like, man, how do we get people to start talking about the Oscars again?

Because at this point, nobody cares. Nobody cares. I would not. I promise you this. I didn't even know they were happening last night until I see something and said, Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. I'm going to watch that.

Yeah. Yeah. Just see, say, what's going on? Yeah. I would be sitting here right now, ignorant that the Oscars even happened. Absolutely. Had somebody not got just slapped.

Absolutely. I was doing two things last night with the TV. Yeah. Channel. Oh, that's the Oscars. channel, okay, there's the new American song where they're going to different states.

Oh, I was wondering who we're still watching reality TV. Okay. So that's the only reason I know the Oscars was on last night is I flipped to the channel. And you went past it. Okay, then I've got one on the other one and talking, okay, I don't want to watch that. Gotcha. So that's the reason I missed it.

Okay. I was watching soccer. Yeah. So soccer. Yeah. We qualify for the World Cup last night, baby, Christian Poussick with Hat Tret. I got my two channels, okay? The Western Channel and the music channel. I was watching fishing.

I had recordings. You were watching fishing. Yeah, I just, I don't know that, I don't, it's weird. I hate that I'm in a spot where I think that the first time I see stuff like that is that it's fake. He really hit him, though. I also hate that I don't like the convenience factor at Duke versus North Carolina. in the final four i don't i don't like it all right i knew that was coming oh i agree i know you okay i knew that was coming because hey you know i just they just they have a history yeah okay

it seems it's never happened before though yeah it's out of all the years out of all the years they've been so good they've never matched up in the tournament and then so they i mean both they had They've not in the NCAA tournament. You got to be kidding me. No, sir. Well, then they played all the time. And then Coach Kay's last year. Here it is.

They play in the final. Oh, it didn't surprise me. It don't surprise me either. I thought they had played each other before. I don't know. It just feels weird. Feels this. Every team I root for loses, so I'm done.

Well, look. So who do you want to win? St. Peter did a fabulous job, and they went in the history books. Yeah. Okay. for the first 15th seed to go to the elite 16 and the elite 8th. Yeah, go peacocks. Did you see that that man had never ate?

They got nothing to hang their head about it. They done a fantastic job. Did you see? They beat three giants. I call them the Giants Slaters. Yeah. They beat three. Hey, trying to beat four is kind of, you know, be pretty rough goal.

Cy. Did you see, you know, the Doug Eddard guy, the little number 25, he's probably huge, for St. Peters has never eaten a sandwich in his life. He tried it once and he didn't like it. So he refuses to eat meat

between bread. So he's out on hot dogs. He doesn't eat... Careful. Are he out on tacos? I don't know. But I literally watched the whole... It was the most interesting thing I've ever seen.

It was like, no, I tried chicken between bread once and took one bite and said this isn't for me. And he literally, he's never... Peanut butter and jelly. He's the... It may, hasn't ever ate a sandwich? Well, you know, the best part of the sandwich is what's in the middle. That's true.

But it's hard to eat a spoonful of peanut butter and a spoon full of jelly. It is. You need a device. I just didn't know what the sandwich. You need a delivery device for it. Delivery a delivery. That's like, you know, me and God wouldn't like to go to a local restaurant here at lunchtime, a little Latin place, and they make this thing called a biadis, balliatus.

All right out of us. That's the one wrapped in full. Yeah. That's a big soft cassidia. It's a big, yeah, big flour tortilla filled with eggs, avocadas, steak. And crema. Cremma. Homemade sour cream.

Homemade sour cream. It's good. Some kind of goat cheese, which is delicious. So me and God went hammered that thing. That thing's good. On the regular. Yeah, I always said if he was open at 4.30, I'd stop her every morning in a duck season, buy one.

guarantee you that's the hondurance that's the best breakfast burrito you ever put in your mouth yeah yeah hondurance and they know they know what to do it was the other day it's 1030 i was hungry and i said let's go get one them let's go get some of that i'd love to hear god an order one of them he said he said it ain't my 30 i said well let's got eggs in it we officially in brunch time now amen on that note let's take a break we'll be back right after you Slapsing people Look here, Sire What?

I got some rib glaze in the mail That's a big bucket What is that? Hot honey Is that a gallon? What is it? Millies One gallon

Of honey Of Mike's hot honey Hot honey Look The best rib glaze Now on the man Is it? Right here

I can't When are you going Well you ate on the other day I know Let's have Hold on now Look on the side of it It says

Enjoy on pizza, fried chicken, cheese, tea, salads, ice cream, fruit, veggies. In other words, you're a honey freak. In other words, judging by that, you put that on anything. Yeah, put that baby on everything. I guarantee you. Pizza? Well, I got me about a year supply at least.

It's hot honey. Somebody sent you that? Yeah, Miss Jacqueline. It's got a little fire to it. Oh, yeah. It's honey with a little heat. Oh, good thing. It says it's infused with chilies.

Oh, yeah. Oh, it's fine. You want to pour some in your tea? It says it's good, in tea. Hey, you need to cook some of them tenderloins? Yeah. And glaze them over. Oh, I think that'd be really sweet and beef.

This would be good on pork and chicken, but I don't know about beef. Pork and chicken? Pork and chicken. Why would you run a good tenderloin? Oh, you ain't going to make it bad. It's just sweet and beef don't really go together. I don't know. But a little old chicken thigh?

You bet you a lot of dollars. Yeah, a little chicken thigh. That little break pad? I had a chicken thigh for lunch. A little brake pad. Yeah, them brake pads is good. That's one of the best things ever invented. A boneless chicken thigh.

They figured something out. Oh, man. Boneless chicken thigh. My mom showed up to work today with some that dad grilled last night. I said, don't take them things. I cook them like I do them, them duck wraps, you know. Oh, yeah. Stuff them with cream cheese and jalapenas.

Slap a little fat over him and go. That's it pretty good. Oh, man. Are they good? Are they good? Well, hey, there you go. They're better in ducks. Well, I don't know now, too.

There's a long list of things. It's a long list of things. It's better than ducks. They are. It's not as fun. But no, thank you, Ms. Jacklin. I appreciate that. I'm going to put this to good use.

And the note said, keep on cooking, boys. Amen. So if y'all meet. Speaking of cooking, look, I was in Denver, Colorado this weekend. Were you? What are you doing in Denver? I was at a sportsman's expo. Did you go to that airport?

I did. I was only in the A terminal, though. I didn't get to see none of the gargoles or none of that. Oh, that's close. But. I got a question to folks of Colorado. What is it with these Rocky Mountain oysters? Do you all know what that is?

Isn't that buffalo or is it just regular cow? I don't know what species it is, but I know what part it is. Yeah. I don't get it. It comes from a bull. And a cow don't have them. That's right. A cow don't, a hefford doesn't have them.

So are they young steers? Are they? I don't know. But why? My question is, why? Yeah. There's so much more of that animal. Why?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't get it. Why? I don't know. Did you eat it? No. But maybe what if it's delicious?

I don't care. I'm not that hungry. When the butcher. Not there yet. That should not be a delicacy. I was thinking, when the butcher is doing his job, that's what it is. Cut that and throw it in the garbage.

That should be a last resort. Oh, no, you thought that in the garbage. Like, we're starving. We're out here on the planes. It's a bad deal. It's 1882. Can't none of this rascal go to any sort of waste. I think I would eat grasshoppers and everything else before I even go there.

I would eat grass. I'd probably cut them into little pieces and go try to catch me a fish off of them. That's a great idea. I ain't going there. I'd use him for bait or for fertilizer. Yeah, I'd fix it. I ain't going there. I just don't understand.

The butcher needs to cut that away and throw it away. Do they fry them? How do they cook? Yeah, they had them fried at that place. They had it. You could get fried or you could get like pan seared. Yeah. Which seems to fry.

Which seems chewy. At the airport? No, at a restaurant we went to it. So my cousins lived in Colorado for a decade. Uh-huh. I texted him. Yeah, one of the people working the thing was friends with Cali. There's two of my cousins.

Oh, yeah, there you go. So I said, we're talking about Colorado. What's up with Rocky Mountain Oysters? The question is why. My cousin responded, that's a great question that needs answering. I have not had them. And I'd like to meet the man who is so hungry that said, I guess I have to give those a shot. Give it a world.

So even Colorado, well, he's a transplant. but they don't even know. Yeah. That is weird. It was bizarre. I'd be, I'd be, I'd be tough as if I had to go out and be on the Survivor. You wouldn't make it, would. I wouldn't make it because, hey, I'm going to die.

I ain't eating that junk. Size is what they call a picky eater. Oh, no, yeah. You'd get voted off pretty quick, too. I couldn't make any bit. You'd quit. I didn't, don't vote out of it. I would, you know, I can see.

Did you ever watch Survivor? I've looked at grasshoppers and they got some pretty big ones. And if you cover them with chocolate and had them, you know, fried them crispy, they'd probably be pretty good. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure the oysters would be fine, too. No. Covered them in chocolate and fried them crispy.

No. I mean, I just, why do they call them oysters? If it's the same texture as an oyster, your boy is hard out. That's why they call them. Well, and a skinned one kind of looks like an oyster. Oh. All right, moving on. Well, I just, I was just curious if any of y'all had run into it.

But people think that about us. Oh, they think the same thing about a raw regulation oyster. Hey, if that's the bucket list, here's what you do. What are you doing? Dump the bucket? No. Oh. Cross that baby off the bucket list.

You're out? It ain't going there. Yeah, I just wonder what causes, what brings a man to try that. Yeah. Now, the hard, I get to heart. Now, when you're talking about pieces of stuff, I get heart. That's fine. He's good.

Is he? Yeah, he ain't. Deerhard, he's fine. Cut him in little medallions, throw him in some butter in a skillet. He's a muscle just like anything else. I like the hamstrings. The ribs. That liver's a little gamey.

Yeah. You ate chicken liver as a restaurant. You got a quark. I like a chicken liver. The bigger the animal gets, the worst they get. You can go north Mississippi and find you a mighty fine fried chicken liver. Oh, yeah. Chicken livers is good.

It depends on where you get them. As long as they take that little thing out of that little gland and give you all that. Are you into chicken liver? I'll leave a chicken liver. What about a gizzard? Yeah. You like a gizzard? Yeah.

If it's clean, hearts, all right, yeah. They're good and they're good in what you call giblet gravy. That's right. Yeah, I couldn't handle that gizzard. And you cut them thin. Yeah, Phil takes all the gizzards out of the ducks and cuts them up. Feilose them. He puts them in his gumbo, and makes gravy with them.

Make good dirty rice. It's delicious. Good base for dirty rice. yeah we filet a lot of duck gizzards and a lot of goose gizzards because they got a lot of them on it you just got to cut around that silver skin look at johnny diana cut that out no that's where the butcher job comes in okay cut that out throw away and then you keep them cow and crop in folks listening what are the weird things you eat in your area don't send us any please no i don't want to don't want to eat it i don't want a box of it showed up here on dry ice we just want to know in the comments is there a weird local deliq

Them people from Cincinnati that don't like me, they sent some, what's it called, that bag chili. That's weird. Skyline chili. Don't ever eat anything. If you know they don't like you. Well, I don't know if those particular, just most of Cincinnati doesn't like it. I know, but did you try this? I ain't eating no chili from a bag.

What are you talking about? It's in a bag. It's somewhere in this room and it is weird. Everything else is in a box like cake mix or stuff. It's ready to eat in a bag. Yeah. just like. Add water?

Oh, I don't, we got to find it. It's in this room. All it is, the ingredients. No, no, no, it's the meat. That ain't the meat, dummy? No, it's just the ingredients. He said you big dummy. They didn't send no meat ground up in a bag.

Johnny D, go find it. Let's take our last break. We'll get in that inbox when we come back. Look, I found it. Chuck. Yeah. We appreciate it. Not not sure we're going to eat it.

These are a Cincinnati favorite. It is Skyline Chili. It is in a microwavable pouch, shake pouch, tear, put it in the microwave for two minutes. And boom, you got chili. And it's good and well until Jesus comes back in 2023. You did it like that. I told you. And put it in a microwave.

Them people that were mad at me about the Houday thing are about to rip me a new one because I think they eat this. Hey, we got a microwave here if you want to try it while we're sitting here. Oh, it's clear on the bottom. Uh-oh. What does it look like? Like, chilly in a bag? I don't see the meat.

Anyways. Thanks, but Chuck did send some other stuff. I wouldn't file that under. I mean, yes, the delivery method is weird, but that's not a weird food. But they eat it on spaghetti. You ain't ever seen the skyline thing? It's a thing. I'll try it.

No, I just read about it and said it was started by two Greek brothers like back in the 50s. So the fact that they poured over noodles. This goes with the butcher. What you do with this, J.D? Because you throw that crap away. No, we're going to let you try it. All right, let's get in that inbox. Sorry.

Hello at Duck Call Room is the email address. Hi, Johnny D. Hi, Casey from Oklahoma, three kiddos. And her oldest is about to turn 11 and will be in the sixth grade next school year. Should she was in second grade, her friends have had cell phones. My husband and I both agree that cell phones are a portal to danger, but at the same time, I understand she feels embarrassed that she's the only one without a phone. Do we have any advice?

Are we being too strict? Is there a way for an 11-year-old to have a phone but still be safe? Thank you. Okay. I've been through this. Go ahead. I have teenage daughters. I've already dealt with all of it.

Here's what you do. There's two options. Option number one, they make cell phones now that look like iPhones, but they're not. They're not smartphones. They're just there for calls and texts. I forgot the name of them. Jeff, Jeff put me on those. Those work good.

But I would say the best thing that I found, is to have an app. They make an app called, I think, R-Pact. Our Pact is the best one. A good friend of mine put me onto it. That app mirrors everything your child looks at. It could be every fifth text messages. It could go back to you.

But in their mind, they know that you can see everything they look at. And there's no cheats to get around it either. It's rock solid. So check out that R-PAC thing. That way you can let her have a phone and have the peace of mind and knowing that you have checks and balances in place to hold her accountable. So there is a way around it, but I didn't let mine have them until they got to high school. I was just fixing the high school.

If you had to say no, what age group? I would say freshman in high school, when they start going places, you know, especially when they start driving. I mean, because the technology is not going anywhere. We just have to learn to deal with it. Got to deal with it. But that app, that our packed app, works really good for us. So there's no messing around. They take pictures.

Every fifth pitcher might come to you. If they get a, if they buy, that you could turn off app purchases. whatever. You can have, there's a timer on there. When it gets a certain time at night, the phone shuts off. There's no access to the phone. So internet, pictures, FaceTime, all that goes back to your phone. So get that out.

If you think she needs a phone, go ahead and get that out to make sure, and make sure she knows that you see everything that she looks at. Well, no. Yeah, you don't want to be spying on them. Right. But you want to be holding them accountable. So you got to tell them. That's right.

Here's the thing. You need to have a relationship with your children to the point, okay, that you have honest and open communication going about, okay, the dangers that are on them things. Yes. Okay. You are human trafficking, sex, whatever, okay? That's at their fingertips.

This is instant communication worldwide. And it is a dangerous tool. Hey, we live in a dangerous world. There are some evil people out there that they mean to do your child harm. So be advised, stay on top of that for sure. I mean, it's a tough thing, especially our teenagers these days coming up, having to deal with that, constant. pressure and having that at the end, like you say, at the end of their fingertips, that's a battle that has to be fought every day.

And I was that kid growing up, too. My parents didn't, I didn't get one until I could drive, period. And I was the late birthday. So, you know, all my buddies were like a year older than me. I was the one that had to, I was the youngest one in the grade, whatever, late, early, however you want to say that, it didn't matter. And I never had one. They all had one. But it was like, as a kid, you kind of want to. wanted one but then I figured out once I had one I didn't want that either I'm just glad we grew up in the time like my first cell phone he had to hey where are you took seven minutes yeah and the most trouble I can get into was killing my battery playing snake like well you know when you're a teenager you got what jays calls FOMO fear of missing out you know you're scared you're gonna miss out on something so-and-so has it I don't have it I vaguely remember that yeah but no I'm telling you people, no matter how aggravating, those kids get, do not use these devices as babysitters. Do not do it. No matter how much you're attempted to do it, do not leave them alone with the device. I don't care what game they're playing, these children's games, there are predators on those message scrolls in the top corner that are out to do harm to your children.

So do not use it for a babysitter. I let my kids watch cartoons the other day, just on the regular cable. Nothing's wrong with just Disney Jr. Well, they start clicking, start clicking. They don't know what they're doing. They're six years old. I walk in and it's a cartoon. They're playing Uno.

And every other word is, I ain't talking the easy cuss words. I'm talking like, and I went, what is happening? And my kids didn't even realize what they were. hear it and they looked at me like I was crazy and I looked at them and I'm like what are we watching it's not YouTube but I was like because there ain't no YouTube in our house and I'm like I don't know how and it wasn't like I'm I just it wasn't like I was like hey go it was a simple mistake that can be made if you're not watching every move because why people would make a cartoon to teach kids cuss words which is what I felt like happened just just like that wasn't paying

attention for five minutes and that's what happened there we don't there are people out there in that world that have an agenda. Their agenda is to teach your kids what they believe. Uh-huh. Not what you believe. That's why I said, okay, you know, you need to have a open and honest relationship with your children. Okay, because I would rather they learn the truth about stuff from my dad and mom instead of learning it from the world. yeah okay that's why i was asking on the age thing okay guys we live in a wicked and dark world okay and like jay keeps

saying there are people out there that will harm your children oh yeah they're hunting them they're hunting them for for whatever okay so i yeah and these days they're very bold yeah oh yeah very Well, I appreciate you, Jay. I kind of saved that one for you because I knew you'd done some stuff with phones, and it scares me to death just because my kids are, which that one said second grade kids have phones, and that blows my mind. I'm out on that because my son's going to be in second grade.

Oh, Gab phones. Gab phones. Well, I appreciate you answering that, and I think that's something that scares the bejes out of me, because, I mean, I remember the technology I had. I used it to get in trouble. One of my buddies is his son's in fourth grade. He got a phone for when we go hunting because he wanted to hunt by himself.

Uh-huh. So it's fun watching a fourth grader text you while your deer hunts. Everything is phonics. He's trying to spell out the stuff that we say all the time. So it's hilarious. But that's it. Like he gets it when we get to the camp. He got it.

He can text us while we're there. And then when we go, it's gone. Yeah. So, but it is funny to have conversation via text with a fourth grader. That's what, you know, most people. do not talk on phones these days. No. No.

You know, I miss the old walkie-talkie days. You remember, do you ever go to a galvan shop back in the day when he had that big old antenna? Oh, CB. And he had that CB and he would, for fun, he would sit in there and talk to those truck drivers. Yeah. He had a, what was his name on there? I hope it.

Flying flea. I hope it was, wow. No, it was a gray ghost. Gray ghost. ringhole's coming in here hunter back at me her in here godwin hard enough to understand in person i can't imagine him over a cb with a little static oh he'd sit in there for hours all night long well no no because you got to think about this though but he was doing the truck drivers of favor keeping them up yeah that's right keeping them alert

and if i know godwin he probably shared the gospel with a bunch of them don't know yeah guaranteed he did yeah well johnny d you want to send us out of here but first we did get invited to a wedding guys Yep boy. Abigail and Michael are getting married on June 3rd. We wish you the best of luck. It is in Snohomish, Washington. That's a long walk. That's a long way.

So probably not going to make it. But congratulations. Thanks for the invite, though. It's a really fancy card. Michael, your wife did a great job on these cards. Everybody sleeps this in Washington. There we go. That was one movie 20 years ago.

All right. All right, but I got us a Bible, from earlier when we were talking about Al's message, and I'm going to have to go watch that. I didn't hear it. So I think it'll be I looked it up. It's on Facebook. It'll be in your vest interest, too. He wears

a vest. Sorry. But it is on WFR Church's Facebook page. So if you want to check out what they were talking about, go look at that. I'm going to. But this is just the verse that came to mind when they were talking about that. Ephesians 4.31

didn't so much come to mind, but 32 does get rid of all bitterness rage and anger brawling and slander along with every form of malice so get rid of all that be kind and compassionate to one another forgiving each other just as in

Christ God forgave you amen we'll see y'all next time right here go one to go out of boy that's a good one to go out on boy