Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Gives a Touching Tribute to Toby Keith

Episode Date: February 15, 2024

Love is in the air as Uncle Si and the boys give insight into their married lives. Si can’t believe how young these two soon-to-be-married couples seem, especially since one of them is Jay Stone’s daughter. Jay reveals how his daughter’s boyfriend asked for her hand in a deer stand and Si recalls how he used to strike fear into the hearts of his daughter’s boyfriends. John-David and Martin are shocked and amused at how Si’s teeth got to be in the state they’re in and Si pays his respects to the late Toby Keith. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You know what he's fired up about. Are you ready, Hunter? Hey, here's what I'm fired up about three Super Bowl rings, baby. Now, he's fired up about Reba. Hey, hey, well, yeah, that redhead fire anybody up from. He is a man. He's a man who's known to have a type, I will say. That's that, hey.

When Reba. Long as it's female. That's my type. Well, yeah. when reba walked out to the national anthem though i looked at everybody i said man size's gonna be happy we're gonna have a good podcast after this because oh raba saying the national anthem crushed it was very efficient with her time didn't do too much oh she don't have to do it but just stand there i was worried about bringing this up but here we're like well hey look hey look look at his

eyes hey the girls know i love them to death i'm just the man the man's feet ain't quit moving yet i know people like us sure but he is he's excited what's got you what's got you so fired up up here old man was it a was it a big game yesterday or what yeah it was a big game and they just boy

they had me they had me worries they took it they took it all the way the wire boys the time was running out and we needed we needed a touchdown to win in it we he's a big chance fan all the sudden him and mcmill and both oh no hey just love them

The boy is the greatest football player ever. Usher? No, he don't play football. He's a singer. He was way better than everybody on the field last night. We're talking about Patrick, my homie. Joe Jackson. Oh, Jack, yeah.

Oh, no. Now, that's a legit argument for best player ever. Yeah. Yeah. Martin, that was, but that halftime show was made for people our age. I mean, the last year's was, too. Now, this one was better. This one was like, this one was more entertaining.

Well, I know. Did y'all even pay it? What was really important on the Lifetime show? Usher? No, Lil John. We're getting off. There was some fine babes on that stage. You're going to get us kicked.

We're no longer Leah. There goes the Caleb Awards. You know, I want to take things. There's nothing wrong with recognizing beauty. That's right. That's true. Yeah. I mean, let's just call it what it is.

Beautiful people are beautiful people. And nobody ever said it about me, but that's fine. No. Like, That man went out on a stage with 100 million people watching and danced on roller skates all while seeing him. And look, and then went between what was the rapper's name? The little short dude. How old is Usher?

Hey, he went between the other guy's legs on roller skates. You didn't come up. Thanks to her, his name was little something. Lil John was there. Yeah. Yeah. But no, Usher was the guy when you were in high school, you illegally downloaded his music. Sorry, Usher.

Yeah. And then you gave them to girls. I hope you want something off Napster, Big Dog. And lime wire. Well, I said it all when they was all on the stay. She said, we're looking at about $5 million right there. Of what? All the setup.

I was about saying, you're looking at way more than that. You're just looking at Usher. Usher Watson worth $5 million. You know, she just made a wild guess. Yeah, you think Johnny D, watch tight. Yeah. Usher is 45 years old and roller skates and dances with 100 million people watching live. And look good, too.

What if he would have fell? Yeah. He didn't. He wasn't worried about it. Yeah, he took his shirt off and stills. I don't even take my shirt off front of my kids. Hey, he's got a good bill. Oh, yeah.

That boy's taking care of himself, okay? I can appreciate it. Yeah, hold on. I really. Yeah, I enjoyed that. I mean, I still prefer Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, but. I'm an usher guy, you know, and Lil John. I'm just saying.

Oh, I enjoyed a half-time show. But I just met a guy named Mani. Mani? On the way here. He was like, who he'd be rooting for in the Super Bowl? I said, the Saints. And he laughed, and I said, it's a joke I do. Yeah.

I was actually rooting for Usher, and he's like, I'm actually a Saints fan. My man has a Raiders tattoo on his arm, but he's a Saints fan because he followed Derek Carr. Hmm. Bold strategy. Very bold, but he's a super nice guy, but you want to know why he followed him? He said, he wasn't. He said the Robertsons and Derek Carr is who he learned about Jesus from. I was like, welcome to the family, man.

I was wondering why he was following. In that case, go Derek Carr. I don't know. He's a half preacher. Oh, really? Half quarterback, half preacher. That's why he's only half a good quarterback. Well, every locker.

Preacher's more important. He's got more preacher. You're saying he's got more preacher. Here's what I found out about every one of them locker rooms, though. They all have one like because it takes a half whatever half preacher to keep the rest of the boys grounded around them. And some of them it works on. That's why I was reading for a lot of them sing Viva

Las Vegas at the end of the presentation. That's it. Brock 30 for a other. Oh, Kelsey was fired up. Yeah, you just, I mean,

how could you not be? You won the Super Bowl in Las Vegas and you're Dayton Taylor Swift. Yeah, yeah. He's on a bit of a hot streak. Yeah. Some would call it.

But I bet he spent some money last night. Oh. Good for him. Why not? The Super Bowl is fun for, because all of America's watching it. And then you all have your favorite parts. Well,

Well, it's fun because you generally watch it with a crowd of your friends. Big day, you didn't watch it? Nope, didn't watch it. He ain't got no. He ain't got old friends either, man. I got nine friends. He's looking for the 10th one. Nope, nope.

He can fill them up. Single digit, single digit man. I'm a single digit man. I love it. You get double digits. That's one too many. because of our colonel like your buddy over and bass fisherman oh yeah i don't disagree with that i once had a new year's resolution man if you got nine you call a friend i ain't a way i got nine yeah you do well outside of my

family i don't know i think so you got to you got to define one two where there's different types of friends seven eight oh yeah there's inner circles then there's circles so i'm got those fringe people so i've got 12 on my favorites list on my phone and five of of them are family members. So I'm in a solid seven. He's a solid seven. He's a single digit man too. And one, two, three of them or four of them are co-workers.

I've got six on my favorites list. You know? As it. I've noticed half of mine live in other towns. Yeah, you can't spend too much time together. Well, that's it. Yeah. Too much together times a bad thing.

That's like me and Jayce. I've been knowing him 30 years. Yeah. But we're friends. Is he one of the nine? Huh? Yeah. But we can't be around each other for too long.

Yeah. And they're coming out of duck season, so they won't see each other again until me. That's a good call. That's a good thing, though. Yeah. That's a good thing. Oh, yeah, but no, he definitely won't. Well, see, I ain't got a list.

Okay, so I ain't got any. Well, you like the flame that all the moths come to. Yeah. You have everybody's friend. You have everybody's friend. Blue light on that bug. Yeah. And right on in there.

If you had size inner circle, then every. everybody that said they were in size inner circle those would be two very different list size inner circle all sits around the table Friday night and take his money from him they're really good friends yeah some would say he is giving it all 1k that's what they call me boys side taking care of that bunch for years to go don't you worry about it when you go on I ain't work with almighty I'm going to take care of them for I I ain't I ain't worried about it no You ain't going to get his money back? Yeah, I'm going to get it.

If the people you surround himself were named bull, chicken, fox, Rooster. Nerd, rooster. Evil, I. Yeah. Jersey Joe. Jersey Joe don't play poker. Oh, boy.

That's fun stuff. Everybody's out there. What did you? Your little vices, okay. And poker's your... Mine is, is I love to play poker. You don't have a vice. I don't trust you.

Especially, you know, since they're all idiots. Okay. That's good. It's a family of idiots. Okay, me included. Just exchanging money. It's just, that's all we do. Give it to this one this week,

next week, that one gets it. We just pass it around. Did you eat anything for the Super Bowl? No. Did you cook anything? No. I'm still on my dressing. Oh, still on it.

I ain't finished it off yet. How long you meant eating on it? Huh? About three days. Okay. this is down until we got about oh what two more plates for size almost out of duck oh no I know I got three in the freezer or six in the freezer oh yeah yeah how many and the veterans killed 10 so I kept eight of them yeah I'm going to eat one a month like oh no no yeah I am

with a little bit of sage I'm kind of just you know placing it or I don't want to have it on a shooting display on the veterans hunt but I got to admit look you know I don't know you don't hunt much anymore and you always tax me for them teal which i'm always like well he's old it's fine well hey i'm gonna change that the next year no i'll keep bringing them to you you keep bringing that dressing up here no no but hey look no hey i'm gonna hunt more at clay's next year well no don't be coming over oh yeah oh yeah oh you stay out hey you got to tell clay and hey look look i begged and begged you boys come over and you finally did well now no you're out well see I got him.

I'm about the way that. You got him now. I want to go. You want to invite. You got him now. You got him in the morning. I can take him in the evening. How's that?

Hey, that's right. I'll hunt here in the afternoon was stoned. We'll go kill them big mullers backpedaling. Well, let me just tell you something. That right there was an anomaly. Well, that was quite the picture I saw.

Oh, no. That was pretty. Look, and that was a slow day. We wasn't set up right. Yeah, it was slow. Yeah. It looked real slow. That's what they said.

It was. They took till 930. They took to 930. And they was trying to rush me on that. That's the latest I hunted. If I'd have been a pig, okay, or a hog, I should say, if I'd have been a hog, would have been earlier. Now, look, a week.

But I was trying to be nice and say, hey, I killed one last time. Somebody else you took them. And we did. We all got sick. So, you know, that's all, that's the only goal. Who cares? I was just trying to make sure you was happy. Oh, I was happy just to be there.

Whether I kill one or not. The only man I know miss a duck three times in a decoys and laugh about it. I'd have been throwing and breaking and cussing and everything. Cy runs it dry. The first thing you hear is just. Yeah. And the bad thing about it was, and I've done it two times in a row.

He said, it was boom, boom, boom, boom. Wasn't on him. Here comes the next one. Boom, boom, boom again and miss. That's right. That was a lot of fun. No, you come back over there any time you want to.

I'll take you. Well, next year, hey. include me in for about at least five. You have to come blue wing hunting with it. That's work. I don't work. I like them anyway. Yeah.

I can drive you right up to the blind of a boat. Blue. You can wear tennis shoes. Hey, that'll work. You ain't ever got to touch nothing. You can wear tennis shoes hunting. Them fancy socks.

You know it's good when you're using a 28-gauge and just blowing them out of that hair. Oh, yeah. I'm never done. I killed on about 50 yards. They're moving, whoa, whoa. And I just boom. He just, oh, okay, go ahead, old man. Yeah, I wouldn't have done it, but he did it.

Not saying that a 28-gauge won't do it. It's capable to do it. Oh, it'll do it if you're on them, you're on them. I was just like, man, we're going to have one closer than that. Bok? Yeah, but he looked so pretty against the sunlight. Yeah. Well, they die pretty, don't.

Oh, what are you talking about? He folded and didn't even quiver when he hit the water. Man, shot. We done with from Usher to Mallard Drake. That's about 50 yards. It's just our life. I know. Stick to the outline, Johnny Dey.

Yeah. Because we got one. Yeah. Oh, do you read that about the young people? Hey, we're going to. We'll do it next. After we take a break. We'll be back right after this.

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A long time from now, but I'm assuming something twin related. Well, if you want to go to a wedding. In Missouri. In Missouri, we've been invited. That's right. Show me. Caitlin and Clayton. That's going to be a long life.

or CC. Those are both C's. Yeah. It can be KKRCC. It's hard to say. They're getting married, Martin, and size fired up about it. Well, I like the part. Read the other part.

All right, so they sent a message, and I know why they're fired up about it because of the end. Is that a Chief Wedding? No. Our names are Caitlin and Clayton. We need to change one of your names. That's just too similar for me. And we are big fans of your podcast. We would like to ask you a question, what is the best wedding,

marriage story that you have. We love everything that you do. Thank you for all the laughter. Enjoy. P.S. This is what got them. Love seeing Uncle Sign concert back in 2018. When me and my band was on the circuit. So these are people that go to Uncle Sy concerts and they're getting married. Ain't nothing like a concert at 3 p.m. That's it. Hey. Hey. Don't knock it unless you try it, boy.

Don't knock it unless you try it, boy. How's a good one, Mark? I've been watching too much John Chris, man. You bet it, man. Well, that boy, he just, he's funny. I didn't realize just how funny he. Mine and his humor is a lot. He's funny and he's quick on his feet.

Yeah. He posted one the other day. I mean, I'm sure some people say it made me laugh. It made me laugh so much because he does the religious jokes that I think are absolutely hilarious. But he did one. He was like out in Abilene. Oh, that's a picture of a little bit of him. And he had a picture of, like, the line of people going into his deal.

And I can say this because I was raised in it. But it said, Pentecostals have been spotted. And he drew an arrow and said, denim dress. He drew another arrow and said, no haircut. I saw it. And buddy. With that being basically my childhood, experience with religion, I giggled like my son giggles, like when I tickled.

Like, I mean, I just. Uncontrollable. I because it is so that that was my life like that that outfit not I didn't wear the skirt obviously but I was surrounded by him and it just made me laugh and I saw I saw what he posted that and I chuckled yeah but see you weren't raised Pentecost I know people that were raised Pentecost yeah it wasn't near as funny to you yeah I went back oh man I went back to like age seven and just was laughing all over again and I can appreciate that kind of humor well he just pulled I found the married color yeah That's him. That's him. That's C&C. You're a very good looking couple there, and hey, best wishes on your wedding in June. He's a man after our own heart.

Yep. He married way up. He married up. That's like to say, don't screw it up. That's, there's Stone's advice. You've tricked her, sir. Yeah. Good job.

We all did, too. Good trick. My man's a salesman. Halloween. He got the gift of gab. He believes in his product. Trick or treat, boy. Did you got to do.

tricked. What an old Miss hat are you wearing? Oh, boy, I love it. That's tech, rest of the row. Hey, whatever blue and red you like. That's lady tex. Yes, that baby blue. That's that baby blue.

That's old miss. That's hotty-toddy. Whoever likes the fish and red and white and blue wear this hat. Honeyholshop. Anyway. Well, shameless plug. You did it. I wasn't going to.

No, I was just asking. I didn't know if you'd become like a Lane Kiffing guy or something. I was just curious. You know, not against him. I don't know what big day is paying you, but it ain't near enough. yes it is yeah you haven't seen the end of December roll around you actually

the big Dave probably isn't paying me anything but Janice sure does take care of her baby boy we'll just leave it at that business he don't know what's happening in that office well good for him but we gotta get back to the best wedding marriage story we have I tell you mine I put a

I put a cigar ban on my woman's finger you know it's funny he tells that story and I forgot some of our good friends had their 25th anniversary this weekend and we went to their little party and they did the vow renewals. She was so mad at him for not proposing. She was like, well, I guess I'll just never get a ring. And she put a sonic straw wrapper on her finger.

And he goes, well, fine, that'll work. You want to get married? And she said yes right then. And that was the only proposal they ever did. And it just happened another night? Well, no, they've been married 25 years now. So he brought a sonic straw wrapper back out. It was funny.

Oh, that's cool. That's tight. But that was like, I reminded you, size mystery cigar rapper. Yeah, my woman tells me, now you bought me a ring. And I said, hey, I didn't,

I must have not been there. My friends, Brad and Jennifer, they both correlate on the story, though, unlike Zion Christine, they have a difference. You know,

we got 20 years coming up. You and Anna? This year, 20 years. Really? I told her, I said, I'm going to take you

somewhere real nice. That's it. Hey. I said, I've been eyeballing that hot pink cabin on Canney Lake. this book for that weekend but i did it the week before you think that's good i love it i love it

i've been i'm on that peak cabin on the lake nothing says love like jackson paris louisian no chatham baby did you you lived on candy like that i sure did with anna did y'all ever lived there together when we first got married we lived on canyon that's a great it lasted three months she said i can't live here no more that's it got to move i can't do it it was a long drive

it's a long drive i don't know that i can live making up to sunrise yeah it's hard to be yeah especially canny i wouldn't be a very model

especially especially when them big brim were on the bed oh yeah there's a reason there's a reason i don't live on the lake that's because i would never leave

it no i was just that what was in my mind is if i honed there i would never leave yeah That's bad. If you won't see me, you better, hey, come on down.

Well, I'm that way anyway, but. Yeah. Yeah. Well, but I could imagine if I was looking at water and not a playground. Well, I was on the, I was on the horns of a dilemma. Yeah, you like, oh, boy, that boy made a song about it. Yeah. Well, hey, if you stay on that lake, I won't be when you come on.

Hold it. I got a bite. I'm going to miss that girl. Oh, I got a bike. So I guess our marriage advice for Clayton is don't live on a lake and don't screw it up And don't screw it up and keep believing in your product buddy and have an actual ring Yeah, we can't give this man advice, he's one of us Yeah, keep believing in your product. That's all I'm going to tell you.

Martin, you don't have any good wedding stories, do you? You just got married on the beach. Yeah, during Duck Dynasty. Brittany would tell it as though we've never had a honeymoon. which is partly true. You remember Carly dancing that's your wedding? Uh-huh. And now I'm going to be dancing at hers.

No, you're going to be dancing at her. I've got a daughter getting married. That's something we might have to dive into, maybe. Yeah, we probably should delve into that right after this. Let's take another break. We'll be back. I've got to come over and talk to your daughter before she marries. Go ahead and roll.

No, I'm just saying, hey. Roll that beautiful beam. Do what side? I'm going to have to talk to come over and talk to your daughter. See, I've had personal experience. with a father offered his daughter like a hundred grand him and

oh good good yeah a hundred thousand dollars he ain't nobody gonna get that offer for me yeah but I just say it but it ain't the amount yeah he subtracted ninety-five from that you get you get to my level then I'm gonna tell you right now

I ain't got nobody I'll tell you right my wife got a little bit I know that I ain't got doodily squaw I know that that that's reason we ain't got a bass boat anymore. I know. I had to sell my... You got three daughters.

You got to take care. I sold my boat. If only he knew somebody that loved the fish, it had a little money. Don't look at me. Don't look at me. You're going to look.

Hey, you need to go to Willie's house. That's the one that's got all the money. That's why I said, who loved the fish. Willie out there paddling in a John boat in his personal aquarium. He took it one step further and buying a boat. He just bought a boat.

fish. He did. And the fish, boys. Hey. So your oldest is getting married. How old is she? 18. 18.

That makes my knees weak. You were old. I just remember me at 18. I did it. I wasn't married at 18. But Allison, she got carded at an R-rated movie when we were married because we were so young. We were allowed in because we weren't seven.

But she was like 19 or 20. I will say this. The young man that she has decided. decided to marry his top notch. Seal of approval. So he got my approval early on. That's good. There's not many of them walking around.

Uh-uh. You know. The stone seal of approval is not an easy one. The way he did. And look, he asked me the right way. He said, Mr. Jay, you mind, I've never killed a deer where you take me deer hunting. I'll say, yeah, I'll take you deer hunting. Boy, now this is a brave part of this.

Get in the deer stand. He asked you for permission with a rifle in the stand. Oh, yeah. And I carried my sidearm in there. Wow. So we're sitting there. He got a set, son. He said, I just want to let you know.

Oh, yeah, he trains jets with me. Yeah. The boy is well-rounded, hardworking. But he says, well, how did he say it? He said, he said, I just want to let you know it. You miss Hannah did a fine job raising your daughter. I said, to quit be around the bush. Go on come on out with it.

Yeah, what's you trying to get to here? Yeah, don't try to. He's just kind of looking around. He said, I'd like your permission to marry your daughter. I said, I'm for it. All right, let's kill this deer. I told one that was my daughter in Germany. Uh-oh.

I said, you know that warm feeling you got the other night when you were saying goodnight to my daughter? I said, that was crosshairs on you. Is that the one she married? No. Okay. I was really, really concerned. Well, no, no.

First time he came in the house. I thought he was going another day. And that was as PG as, yeah, I think we could have hoped for it. Well, because, hey, look, the first time he came in the house, y'all, and some of you know, I want to date your daughter, you know, he's looking on the walls. I got all these skull mounts on the wall. And I said, hey, you better look at them real close. And he said, why is that?

And I said, your head made me next. Good gracious. Hey, dad's got to tell it like it is, son. You don't have to, like, chop heads off. You certainly don't keep that. Yeah, I'm trying to just put the fear of God in him. You did it. It worked.

Was he German? No. Okay. And another thing, he or Joey is the son of one Jersey Joe. Jersey Joe, is he Jersey Joey or is he just Joey? Just Joey. Good kid. He's a good Joe.

They asked Phil on Unashamed other day, Al asked him, he said, Phil, what do you think of? about being a great, great grandpa and being alive on the earth, Phil said, all I know is, I like those meatballs. Bring in the jerseys. This is a great, great grandpa? He would be. Yep. If they have a child while he's alive, he'll be a great, great-grandfather.

Because he's Anna's grandpa. So Carly's great grandpa Charlie is his granddaughter. Carly's the oldest. Cardi is his great granddaughter. But the oldest of the great granddad. Now I need to talk to Joanne Carl. I mean, the goal of this thing

ain't to make Phil a great, great granddad. Y'all can have some time. Y'all can have some time to be married. Don't rush this. Yeah, let's not. Yeah, let's not rush this. Yeah. If y'all need a little training in that,

there's two 16-month-old ones at my house that you're welcome to at any point when you want to figure out of it. You don't want to. You don't want her babysitting. Now, Bullfrog with the other hand, she's a good one. Yeah.

Good babysitter. Oh, Lord. No, it's kind of surreal, be honest with me. That does feel like insane to think about. Oh, it is. But as a girl, dad, I mean, it's coming for you. You got two more of. Oh, yeah.

My daughter's just turned five, so she's super young, but that just gives me the he-bitty-jibis just even thinking. My youngest one told my middle one, who's 16, bullfriarer, she said, B.K. Don't you think it's about time for you to get a boyfriend? Leave it. Leave it.

Leave it to a blonde tornado. No. No. Bullfraw are going to be about like me. Wait until about 28. Has the year flown by a stone? Oh, what are you talking about? They just, they go by so fast.

You don't even realize. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. Because I look when it, you know, I'm saying, wait a hope. Marriage. You way too young. Mm-hmm.

And they said, no. How old were you when you got married? I think 21. 21? Yeah. That's how old I was. What? 1972.

Good for all, y'all. I mean, took a minute. There's some figuring it out when you go that young. But there's figuring out. I'm going to go that old. I've got to say, there's plenty of figuring it out when you're 28. There's always figuring. That's why when people are like, oh, you're too.

Like, I'm like, oh, you know, because you were way more set in your ways than I was when I got married. Like, you'd been doing your own thing for a minute. Yeah, that was hard. You were living on Caney Lakes. No,

Darby. Oh, you talked about him. So, like, you get, no matter what age you get married, it's going to be tough,

and you're going to work at it. Yeah, I didn't spend a lot of nights at home. I was always at a camp. Yeah. You know, I mean, it was just a moving target.

Which is your life? Whatever was in season is where I was at. Now I spend every night at home and wouldn't trade it for nothing in the world. Like, you know, It's just a difference. But that first year being at home all the time was wild.

Everybody's sending me like, you come to camp and I'm like, no, no, I'm not. That's right. It was, this is a old, that was old school. Life on the earth is this a different season. So when you're, I'd say from the time you realize that you're on the earth, you're selfish until you actually have your own kids. and then once you have your own kids the selfishness turns into

good night, I got to take care of these kids their front and center but uh and their selves and then they get themselves and then if you marry a woman you know she's crazy there's just different levels of it

I know but you can be that's the truth you know good and well that's the truth he said crazy he just means estrogen that's right that's fine I got in trouble for saying that at my house no I said well you you less crazy than most of them, Allison.

Well, yeah. And that's a good thing. In the female world? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, you just have to figure out which level of it is and if you can deal with it or not. Because those are different creatures. Especially. I don't doubt about it. And when they become mothers.

Oh, yeah. Watch out. Whoa. That's why when you see it. Which is totally awesome at the same time. Oh, no. When you watch outdoors, uh, videos, outdoor videos. The mean ones are the mama bears. Hey, don't fool with mama.

Oh, I guarantee you. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I told my kids. I said, hey, look, you can do whatever you want to with dad. Uh-huh. But I said, you get out of line with that one. And then dad is fixing to go crazy, and you fix to get your butt tore up.

Good luck. Good luck. I will hurt you badly over that one. Uh-huh. It looks like. Okay, because ain't nobody going to be happy if that one ain't happy. That's right. And if they wasn't built the way they were, there'd be a bounty on every one of them.

I'm sorry, I'm with him on that. Okay. Hey, don't mess with mama. That's just the bottom. That's where the line has been drawn in the sand. Oh, you don't cross it. I can appreciate that. I'm for it.

I'm sitting in the mind. I love you, Allison. You're not listening. Yeah, she's crazy. The best saying I've ever heard, and I love it. You're talking about, hey. You don't understand. I knew mom before she was mom.

The mama. Because y'all ain't got a clue. You know, how wicked and mean that woman can be. Okay. I do. I didn't say that. Hey, you'd be coming. You'd come out better if you wouldn't poke the grizzly bear.

Yeah. Okay. They mess with your mama when she's mad. But Clayton, good luck to you. Yeah. So, Joey, good luck to you. Marriage is great. You're going to love it.

Oh, no, I love it. Hey, I love every minute of it. But, hey, you know, it's just certain things. He used the W word. What? Wickey. He saw that commercial on the Super Bowl. Oh, that's just what come to mind.

Oh, they're sweet and lovable and all that. Oh, there's a switch. There's a switch. Well, I'm glad I ain't found the one that brings that W one. I'm sure I will. It's never come against me. It only goes against the people that, like, do something wrong to kids. Like, wake them up.

It's there, and you don't really want to find it, okay? The poor UPS man ring the doorbell at the wrong time. Poor guy. Just off with his head. But anyway, let's take another break. Man, we're flying through this. Where do we go from here? Nobody knows.

I was just scrolling through their registry. He got anything else called? There was a towel warmer. I just got one of those. That is pretty cool. Wait, timeout. You got a what? A towel warmer.

A towel warmer? You've never heard of a towel warmer? No, man, they give you them warm towels on first class flights. Now, those are hot. Those are hot. This is just a warm towel. You get out of shower and you got a warm towel. That's a thing to you, huh?

Allison got one for Valentine's Day. But I was going to wrap it, but it came in a box that said what it was, and she was home, so she has it. So you use it? Heck yeah It's a warm towel, son You don't want no cold towel You gotta get a warm towel But yeah, Clayton

I love you You've got a towel warmer Your toilet seats heated Stay warm in the bathroom, man When you're naked You don't want to be cold You're less impressive All right anyways

How awesome we live in it The world that that exists though I mean Sorry, I was going through these people That I don't know's registry And just say them what they're getting Did y'all You're in the break.

Did y'all have a wipe warmer for your kids? No. You got to make kids tough. Yeah. Once you're older, you can be soft. Well, you can't get accustomed to that kind of treatment. No. Like, that's a bad deal.

My kids, when I had to train them, to potty train them, if they poop their pants, it was go stand in the flower bed naked, water hose, no matter the temperature outside. Oh, really? Yep. If it was cold outside, we, you know. It was like, and, hey, guess how many times they got sprayed down by the outdoor water hose? Once. Each one.

That will break them. It only took one. And they're like, don't want that to happen again. I did the old school to rub their nose in it. Like a dog? Yeah. No, I didn't do that. You roll up a newspaper at you?

Oh, that's funny. No, I love it. No, but, you know, a couple times I wanted to. Mm. So water hose. Well, I mean, that's the same thing I do. I do it to this day. Just take the water hose to myself.

Like, well, that's unfortunate. Well, it's better than going in the house and get all over everything. Just throw them underwear away. You throw it all away. I did it. I did my children that way. When they'd get filthy and come in the house, get the house dirty. I broke it up one time with a cold water hole.

No, they didn't do that again. Clayton's a, I like this guy just by his wedding registry. because ain't no way she put an inshore spinning combo on the wedding registry, but I'm proud of you, brother. And he put a pizza oven. Like, I love this guy. Wait, is this his or is this your Amazon wish list? No, this is their wedding registry.

I'm trying to get them some stuff. Is there a bidet? No. You could use that, my man. That pizza oven looked pretty good. Yeah, it's an all right one. Johnny D. got a few. He went through a few.

No, I did not. I waited very long until I bought the one I knew I wanted. Anyways. Where are we going? I don't know. Last time of Corey, we didn't really get into email, so we're probably a little backlog. I got some good ones. Yeah, let's do that.

Hello at Duckcallroom. com. So you know the picture of Sai we showed? Yep. And the sweater. Stone, have you seen it? No. This might be my favorite photograph of all time.

There you go. Oh, boy. Ain't that something? Yeah. Those are the same eyes. that he had when he was talking by Reba. Look at those eyes.

But a lot of people that just listen were like, well, now I've got to go see this. But a guy named Chad emailed in and said, I have this picture because it was taken at the girly church of Christ between 93 and 94. Man named Jimmy Smith took the picture.

I'm so glad that we called this was a church registry photo, though. Praise. My man, Chad. have the church directory at his house with that photo in it. Chad, send it to 117 Kings Lane, Westmanor, Louisiana. I will have Si sign it and we'll send it back to you.

Sign the church director. Yeah, I'll have Cy sign that picture for you in your church directory and send it back. Since you emailed in, I'm willing to make Cy sign that for you. What was the guy of Chad? Chad's the one with the picture. Okay. Jimmy Smith, you took the picture. There's a Jimmy everywhere you go.

Well, no, no. I actually, we, when I was when we were living in the house on Paint Rock Valley, that had the spring. Okay. Buddy mine had bought it. But he was, he was an elder to church, Jimmy was. And when the weather got bad, snow and all that, we stayed with him and his wife during that, during that time. Look at this. Learning so much. We connecting docs, man.

23 and who? This world is smaller than you think it is. Oh, well, how are. Good people. The internet shrunk it down even. Yeah. There's probably a Jimmy Smith in every church of Christ in North Louisiana. And it's really their legal name.

Jimmy. Did we have a Jimmy Smith? Oh, we know Bill Smith. We had Bill Smith. That's close enough. We had two Bill Smiths. There you go. What I'm talking about.

So that's where the photograph came from. We were wondering. And we were right. And we nailed it. I thought it might have been a WFR one, but. I just knew church directory All I was aware of Because you don't wear those glasses

Christine had on for just anything Yeah The round spectacles That was a church directory shot if Martin's ever seen one Wow See John Chris can make a joke about that John Chris don't know near enough

About the Church of Christ To make jokes about this We'll leave him to the Pentecostals Me and Sal take care of this one Yeah Yeah Leave the instruments out of this Montgomery did

Montgomery Gentry would make a joke about church Christ. That's so. Oh, that's funny. Speaking of that, how you feel since you man left this earth, man? Toby. Huh?

Oh, man. That's big news. Well, no, no. The other day, I'll just flip it through the channels and come up on Siri, Prime Country, and they was playing all the songs that Toby used to sing and wrote songs.

Didn't y'all do some stuff together? Uh, I made you know, do an appearance. I thought y'all did an appearance of something. And, and like, he was for very, veterans. Yeah. Oh, big time. Oh, yeah. He went, he went everywhere there was war. He done shows for the veterans. Yeah. He was, he was a, he was a good man. Yeah. I knew y'all's passed across.

Yeah. Very good man. He was, you know, he wrote that song about, brought to you courtesy of red, white, and blue. Yeah. Talking about to rain down, you know. Yeah. Yeah. So, hey, Toby was, it was a rain down and boot up. Yeah. Good Christian man. Yeah. Yeah. And God's called him home. Yep. That daggum C word.

It sucks, man. Yep. Oh, anyway. It's a, it is a curse. Ain't it? Yep. Yeah. Terrible.

Yep. You got another one? Well, while we're on music. Yeah, go ahead. I found out who sent the bongos. Oh. Who do we need to thank for Sai's bongo drum? Uh, hey guys, just want to thank you for what you do.

I'm the one that sent them to America's favorite Uncle Sye. I just wanted them to have them because I know he gets enjoyment out of stuff like that. Well, hey, as long as it makes noise. That's Daniel from West Virginia. He said, it makes my day when he rings that bell. I said, well, hey, look, I can't take them home because, guess what, that redhead of mine, I made the statement a while ago, I knew mom before she was mom.

These wouldn't last at the house if I started playing them. I would love for you to take them home, but me be behind you like with a camera and this video and Christine's reaction when you walked in like a, You had them strapped around your neck doing that. I told her, I told her, and then she just died. You said, you know what? And I said, hey, there ain't coming on. That's kind of the same sound my head made when it thudded off that wooden shotgun

the side of hanging over his door. Oh, wait, I have pictures of that now. Oh, you apologize. I owe you apologize because when he hit it, we heard it. My wife both, and when he come in, I was laughing. Oh. I could help him. I was laughing, too.

Because he come in and he said, golly. I said, hey, you ain't like the Long Ranger. I've been there before. Look how low that is. I busted my head. And that thing is metal and that wood. Yeah, it's like for people under five, six to walk under. Yeah.

And in case you couldn't tell what it said in the last picture, it says, we don't dial 911. At your front door. This house is guarded by Browning, Benelli, Heritage, Coat. Smith and Weston, both of them. Oh, hey, Remington, West Winchester. Heavy shot. You know, heavy shots. Dunston, you know, whatever you want.

You can have your choice. Well, don't worry, buddy. You don't have to because they're going to have a concussion if they come up the right side of their step. So you get the jump on them anyway. We don't. I mean, I was trying to kill them little gnats in front of my eyes. Who needs dogs, boys? I do pop.

Oh man, it was bad. Well, then let's take another break then. McMillan sent me those pictures, though. I said, wow, that is low. I got to redo the sign and get my... The biggest problem that you can't tell from the picture, it's an optical illusion, because you think when you're on that last step, you're under it all right?

Like, you think it's gone. Yeah. Well, you're just getting to it. And pop. I mean, look at it. Yeah. What else in that end by the time? James is in Laurel, Mississippi.

Look, we got another Jimmy. Jimmy from Laurel. He said he's an ambassador to large Caucasians across this land. What do you say? I represent that. Wait a minute. Large Caucasian. Large Caucasian.

He wants to share with us the proper term for people. He's 6-6-270. It's been like that for, yeah, it's a big boy. I got to read the towel here. He's just a smidge bigger than me. I got to read the towel. Big weight and chicken livers. It's a big boy.

Okay. y'all better listen to this boy yeah he was he says this is what you call people over 250 he said he was in the truck and somebody was talking about how big he was and this guy looked at him and said you just a big old gizzard ain't you boy so that quote changed his life and he's embraced it so he just says he's a big old gizzard big old gizard and that's what anybody over 250 is a kid he's got a big old gizzie g g g he's a big old gizzie okay and then he said chicken livers are a deli and if I'm iffy about trying them, then... Hey, if they're done right, they're good.

That's it. Johnny D's out on it. James has... But I did see Johnny D. eat one. I mean, because I gave it to him. He didn't like it. Oh, Big Gizzard here from Laurel? Yeah.

He has one every Wednesday for lunch. Says it's delicious. One? One liver? I think... Where can you order just one? Because every time I order six, they give me like 12. If you're six...

That's just a side dish. That's just like... That's just something he's doing. It's a hard door. No, North Mississippi, everywhere you go, good chicken livers. That's right. 6.6.270 is a large man.

He's one of them you take down there to truck stops, put on somebody. He ain't as large as, hey, he ain't as large as Big O. Big O was 66 and 450. You reckon Big O 8 chicken liver? He probably did.

Hey, he may eat a truckload. He could eat a truckload of them. I'd rather fight Big O than I would 66-270. No, you don't want to fight big O. I don't want to fight either. He was a drill sergeant. Okay. I could take a bath in his smoky the bear hat.

Okay. It would be like an Olympic pool. Hey, I love that man, though, because one reason we was together on Fort Benning, Georgia, which is an airborne post. Mm-hmm. And you don't walk on airborne purse. You run? You run. Did he run?

Yeah, he ran. He ran everywhere we did. I was carrying a 130. He's carrying 450. He ran everywhere I did. It was killing me, and he just... Act like it ain't bothered him. Just cruises.

I would love to know what his actual name was and see how big... I see a photograph. Oh, he was a man, sir. He was a man. Well, so is James from Laurel. And then I got one more. Go ahead. Jack from Pickens County, Alabama.

Pickens County, Alabama. other. Will you stop reading the subject? I'm reading the title. Oh, boy. The subject line of Jacks from Piggins County, Alabama is Silas Merritt Robertson's teeth. Most of them are missing.

Well, he's got questions. He's interested in dentistry, and he heard Sy talking about root canal pain. But he wants to be a dentist when he grows up, but he wanted to ask him, what happened to your teeth, and how do you recommend avoiding that.

Boy, that's an awful personal. No, no. And it's a good question, and I don't mind answered it. I brushed them too hard, number one. Okay. Okay.

This is like the fifth time, this podcast, that's not the answer that I thought. No, no. I give up. I thought I knew this guy. No, no, here's the thing.

I stained them real bad by smoking. Okay, and the only way I could get them really white again was use a bacon, soda and a little salt. And chlorite. No, just, no, I didn't use chlorite. And I brushed them to, and, hey, salt is very gritty.

You were brushing your teeth with salt. Okay, and I brushed them too hard. Yeah, that's how you get russed off cast iron. Well, hey, look, hey. Well, hey, look, I'm getting the guy on the Sanxter. I know, I'm with you. Okay, and then the rest of it is, hey. I was just confirming the abrasive nature of salt.

Yeah. Abrasive, okay, that's right. That's a technical term. Oh, boy. But anyway, the rest of it is, old age creeped in, and they started falling out. So there you go. That's what happened. Go ahead and be a dentistique because, hey, teeth are going to be in trouble.

If you don't take you on properly, yeah. Yeah, it's the trouble. I got a bunch of fake teeth because mine kept falling out, but I'm too young to just go with it like. No, Phil. I was hunting with Phil last couple of days. He said, hey, look, you got enough money. Go ahead and buy it. some false teeth or whatever y'all i said hey last thing i'm worried about his teeth how about

if they fall out they fall out what if we went as a guy sighed like the perfect smile that hurts the nears are painful oh boy i would almost i mean you're doing crematorium yeah i can keep going because i got one in crematorium land but i think we're are we out of time oh my man said he boy. He brushed them too far. They used salt. Kids, don't brush your teeth alive. That's right.

Don't brush you with salt and, uh, you know. And back off the pressure. And break up, yeah, back off easy. Only took a sand grinder to his mouth. Soft bristle, boys. That's how Usher got his teeth looking like that. So I said, why not? Hunter of our low-key laughings.

They don't want us to judge him for laughing. That's what's funny. He tried to keep it all him being. What's funny is that I brushed my teeth. teeth really hard and with baking soda. You brush your teeth with baking soda toothpaste. It's 24. No, it's bacon soda toothpaste.

Oh, I use that too. Yeah, baking soda's fine. Salt. Yeah. No. I mean, salt. I mean, really, that's how you get russed off a cast iron. Does that not, did that hurt your gums?

I would hope so. What? No. Hey, if the teeth is bad and the gums are fine. Oh, look. My man is a walking salt cap. absolutely. It's no surprise.

Where do we go? We go to the Bible and we go home. I'm just going to give you a short one in light of our friend who's real. Is there one that says I'm the salt there? You can fill up a carousine Leonard with his urine. Hey. And it would burn. Jesus is or size?

If salt lost and flavor, it's worth it's thrown away. Yeah. I don't know what to do here anymore. Read to verse. All right. Jesus said to them, give back to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is gods, and they were amazed at him. Quit worrying so much about politics, people. All right, we'll see y'all next.