Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Goes to Prison

Episode Date: July 8, 2021

Si is looking GOOD after getting talked into a salon makeover by a Paula Deen lookalike. Willie has finally turned into Phil Robertson. Si asks for your help after he visits an inmate who isn't quite ready to hear what he has to say. Phillip relives getting his tail whupped by a girl at the children's home where he works, and Si reminisces about breaking a guy's hand with his hard head. John-David can't get enough of permed mullets, but can he get Martin on board with the trend? President Si announces the first thing he'll do as leader of the free world. And the boys extend a heartfelt apology to their truck-driving listeners. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is our podcast, man. You're talking about a killing machine. That great what? Yeah. Oh, yeah. All we do now is watch YouTube videos. Okay, look, they've got about seven, eight rolls of teeth. And look, they're, you know, are unreal.

It ain't on. It is on. We on. Okay, testing, test. Okay. And we are on, boys. We're always on. We're always on.

We got a killer machine, and he's got about eight rolls of teeth, and they're all at a different angle. Boom, boom, boom. Here's the cool thing. He breaks one. Guess what? It's on a chain. And hey, he just runs a new one in.

Well, that one was busted out and grows one in the back. So he ain't ever without his claws, so to speak. Who are we talking about? We're talking about the shark. Boom, boom, boom. Yeah. The Great White Shark. The Great White Shark.

So their dentist probably make pretty good money then. Oh, yeah. His dentist. The shark's dentist. If he's got that many teeth. Hold on. That's where side got his claymore idea from was the way a shark's teeth are lined up. That's it.

Eight rows of them all facing different directions. All the different direction boys. They'll not pass, he said. That's right. You will not pass, go, and collect nothing. But a bunch of steel marbles up your rear end. Are we talking about the claymores or the sharks? Both.

All of it. I think we have to explain what's happening to the listeners. Yeah, go ahead, Jady. We got a TV. We got a TV. Martin's super excited. Technology has been updated. Well, now I don't have to look at y'all anymore.

Production's going down. So we got a TV where I can play side YouTube videos or show pictures. That's my buddy over. And it's got a sweet picture of a Black Panther on the back of it that Martin loves. I love it. I mean, it doesn't look real. Loaths it. Oh, hey.

I don't think it is. Something's wrong. with his face shape to me. Maybe it's just a bad angle on the camera. It's a small face. Hey, some big orange eyes he's got. You're calling that orange? You're looking, well, hey,

are light yellow. That's like a school bus being yellow. School buses aren't yellow. That's a fact. All I know is, hey, that's night vision at its best, buddy. Night vision. I'm just really excited about a TV.

Somebody threw a flash in that poor Rascal's eyes. you can see it in his eyeballs. I mean, he's a real cat. It just looks funny. He got a funny-shaped face. I got a big old head. I got another. How would you like to be walking in your back jar at night?

Walk around a tree and that right there to look at it at you. Whoa. Oh, kill me now. Oh, there's a fine looking special. That's the most wanted. He hit the most wanted list. Now do I get that. This is all new tech.

Now we got. Hey. All right. We got to do. There's a creature. mythical as the Black Panther. That looks even better. It only prays in the evenings.

Si, can you tell me something? What? I'm looking at that picture and I'm looking at you. Something's changed. Oh, I know what it is. Something's changed, Cy. What happened? Well, right, look.

What happened? I went to Oklahoma, okay, for the fourth. And Paula Dane actually convinced me to sit down in a stupid chair. Cheryl Byers. and what, exhale spa? Exhale. You hope.

And then a lady come out and there, look at him. And she will, oh wait. You can't tell. You're all trimmed up. Oh, yeah. His beard is one link.

Good. All right, that's it. For the first time since I've known, Sy Robertson, his beard is one length. Look at you. One link. Willie Robertson's done rubbed off on Cy. No, no.

And look. And one, she got through. she handed me a broomstick that she had cut off and said hey you're going to need this when you got that. For what? For the Oklahoma women. Oh, God. Well, hey, I've just told you what the lady told me. Oh, my goodness.

She's trimmed me up and then handing me a broomstick. She said, does this is to fight all the crazy women of Oklahoma offer you? I said, okay. Oh, my goodness. I refuse to believe that to be true. Well, hey, this is, believe it or not. And, hey, you're one of the non-believers, J.D.

I'm a non-believer in that for sure I'm having to work like two computers I just sent you something else too you sent me something you didn't get it I got a producer telling me to fix size Mike that's about every 15 minute occurrence here I got that message

and they need to upgrade to Mike I sent you a better logo so we don't have to sit there and look at Tsai I like looking at Tsai well he's already in here but can we run this back did you just say you met Paula Dean this weekend I think he had the wrong name no,

she's a look-alike anyway. She believed she's Paula Day. Well, no, no, when we're out together, because people always come up and tell me, I know that's on the side. Who's that good-looking blonde weather? And I, you know,

and she said, you look at Macmillan. You look like, no, no, you look, and all that'd be Brewster. I wish we had the picture for that, but we don't. Okay, Cody, put on a blind wig. But anyway, she looks like Paula Dane, And when I'm out with her, I always tell people, y'all want an autograph?

And they said, yeah, we'll take your. And I said, what about Paula Dean there? Yeah. Does it work? Oh, yeah. Yeah, they stop and ask her. Let me get your autograph. So this is Randy and Cheryl Byers with Eagle infrastructure.

And Matt and Kay K Kessner and those guys. There's all my emails up on the screen for us. Emails. So Saif forces Ms. Cheryl to be Pauline. That's right. Paula Dean. There's a lot of swimming and actions happening. happening on the left of us.

We're a little distracted today. We have all these new toys. There we go. And so we're very... Okay. Now, we're finally... We're settled in now. It's about time.

It's about time I got equal time on this computer screen. Oh, you're out. He just shut me. That was on purpose. He's gone. I think we're ready, though. Lord, have mercy. Maybe.

The ball's going to get wrong today. It sounded really good. It can't help it. Size's coming in hot today, ladies and gentlemen. He's going to beat this table to a pulp before we even started. There we go. Now I got it looking good. There I go.

Hi son, you can't, you can't improve that. Can't prove that. He can't improve it, he said. Right there. That looks so good. Hey. Next time, size. Oh, uh-oh.

Polar Bear boys. Look at it. And he's got blood on his paws. Hey, my bad. I'm learning here. Genabelle has been wrong. Every time you hit the table like that, it messes up everything. What's a piece of jump in if he can't take a little big chicken.

Take a lick and they keep on. Hey, there's the thing that will hunt you. That's a polar bear. For those listening. You might really want to go to YouTube.com slash duck call room, like and subscribe. Ring the bell. Yeah, ring the bell. Because this podcast could very well be turning into the bell.

Uncle Si, watch his YouTube for the first time. Well, hey, look. We just got done with the 4th of July. Okay. Amen. And we got a Liberty Bell that. Hey, you don't want to have the Lady Liberty's ringing that bell.

Okay, if you tick her off. She'll crack it, won't she? Sing it, you'll think it's the 4th July because, hey, we will explode all over you. Calm down. That's a good song. Yeah, that's a good song. That is a pretty good one.

I don't know that we can repeat some of it here. Well, hi. While we're playing with this computer. Look at that. That's the picture. Bill, if you sing it out. Yes, that looks like. like sexy sigh back in the day that's one way to put it i'm wondering why because that's actually

okay that's actually feels number okay when he was at north kettle well i'm sure i'm wondering why am i why am i wearing number 10 i'm sure you dug it up out well hey look i may i may have me down that was from a dude but you're talking about a football animal that's a picture of one hey i got a question for you though it was one of your legs longer than the other because The thigh pad on one side is waiting. I don't know. It may be because, hey, one of Phil's legs was shorter. And he was having trouble with what I think is back.

Yeah. And come to find out. Yeah, I'm the same thing. Look, and they look, all they did was they put a pad in his shoe. Doctors orders. About a half inch. Yeah, I got one of them. For men on, for men on, hey, no more pain.

Yeah, I got one of them. My right, my right shoes got a quarter inch more pad. Yeah, I think Phil's was a half inch. Yeah, mine's a quarter. His right leg was short. shorter by half inch. Mine was too. They said it's because I broke it when I was a kid.

So my left leg kept growing while that one paused to heal. So it was like a quarter inch longer. Okay. I got so much to go back on now that we have a TV and I can show everybody. I just wonder what I can't. My question is this picture is sigh under a pile of humans. Where does sigh fit into that pile above? No, no.

I'm the one that it was like a bowling ball. All the humans were laying down. I went through them and that's what happened. All on the ground, boy. Hey down. Look at that smirk on his face. That's fantastic. Hey, the person that sent this in said that Phil and Cy used to sneak watermelons from their property.

So apparently they don't hold a grudge. No, no, no. Look, hey, all the farmers in the neighborhood, okay, used to chase us. Okay, and I remember the guy that sent that in about the watermelons, okay? This is mama sold him Avon, okay, and Tupperware. Oh. Okay, and she... Wait, your mom was a tubberware cell?

Yeah, oh, yeah. How do you think he got... Why do you think he got hooked on them tubware cups? Exhibit A. Yeah, I knew the Avon story. I didn't know the... Oh, no, no, no. No.

You hadn't have invitation only on this. Invitation only, party only. Party only. Okay. Look, but anyway, this guy used to watch me and feel. Okay, there was a cotton field next to his garden. Okay, we'd slither around like snakes in the cotton. Okay, and then we'd wait to the...

We thought the coast was clear? No, he ain't asleep. He's sitting there waiting and see what we're going to do. We run out of there and both grab us, thumped three or four, finally find one that's right. Grab it, take off and go back in Cottonfield. They're thumping them to see if they're right. Oh, yeah, bro.

You got to check them, boys. You're checking the watermel. Yeah, you got to check them. You just don't want to go out and grab one. I feel like you need to send Wesley some money because that was his family's watermelons. Well, hey, look, they had more fun watching us. Yeah. They had more fun watching them.

What would you have done if he had fired a warning? Oh, no, no, no. That's what I was just fixing to tell you. He shot a shotgun. He had salt, sawed in. But, hey, couldn't get through the cotton field, boys, the cotton going. Okay. Because, hey, we was quick, boys.

Good mess. On that note, it'd be hard to be a Robertson. Martin's a little under weather today. Am I calling breaks today, Martin? You're doing it all, because if not, I'm going to have to hack my way through this. Hey, well, we'll be able to call hacks all over there. Well, hey, let's take a break and then who knows where we're going after this. All right, look, springtime is here.

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So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritails beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash. support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. I want this actual, all we have is six photos from this yearbook and, you know.

Six and a half, yeah, seven if you count the two halves. I'm going to say, I'm interested in what Diana looks like, even though we can only see half of her face. But I want to go through size entire high school yearbook and hear a story about each of them. So Charles broke his hand on the back of your head? Yeah. Yeah, because look, we were, we were sitting in the middle of, okay. There were seniors below us, seniors above. of us and they was pushing us on each other.

Well, I said, hey, you know what they're doing about the time he dopeopped me, okay? He succor punches him. You know, then we were out in the middle of the gym fighting, and he swung our duck, and you heard it just, and say, you want some more of that? Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no.

They had to pull me off of him then because he said, hold it, hold it. I said, oh, no, no, no, no. So I chased him with his head. They ain't no holding it, nothing here, son. I got you where I want you. You're injured, and I'll fix to finish it. And they had to pull me off of him.

That's amazing. Can we take just a second, though, Miss Pat's hair? Miss Price, that's a good look. Hey, that's in the... Miss Pat score about 180 if we're doing Boone and Crocket. If we's Boone and Crocket score in here, she's about a 180. She's got masks. Hey, that's good, Pat.

Hey, what about Ricky? You remember Ricky? Ricky who? Ricky Reed. Yeah, Ricky Reed. R or, oh, yeah, I remember. Pull up Heather and Doug. I want to see Heather.

and Doug, send some pictures in here for us. He said RR. Oh, no, no, y'all called him R Square? Hey, we all had... Double R. We had nicknames. So, if Ricky was here and we were talking to him about you, what would he say? It's out of the biggest liar ever.

Sa, you look like you weighed a little more in that picture. Oh, hey, I look like a bean pole, string bean pole. He looked like you mad about something. Yeah, he is. He got a smirk about it. Well, back then... Nancy got him all upset. He wasn't the best in school I hear.

Oh, no. I didn't like school. You don't say. Shot. Hit him, Si. Hit him. No. I'm worried today.

He didn't like school. That reminds me, look. Si, I said, Dad, gummet, this is the fifth junior picture I've taken. No, no. No, no. No, no. The best one was, okay.

I am daydreaming. And I'm slipping up on a big 12-point buck. That story checks out. He was sitting behind him as. Pat. No, no. He was hiding it behind there. Hey, and I hear somebody talking.

Hey, I hear somebody talking, you know, it's kind of in the background. And I go, shh, I'm flipping up on the deer. Yeah. And then everybody bust out laughing. I woke up. Yeah. Was it R squared? No.

I heard that. I really did hear that you used to sleepwalk a lot. Oh, I did. My sister was dating a college football at Northwestern where she went. for her nursing? Just the football? Huh? No, no,

she was dating a football player. Oh, you forgot the player part. Well, see, I'm just saying. That's a given, side. That's a given. We knew that. But anyway, okay. She, he brought her home, okay?

They're standing at the door and he fixed kiss her good night. I just, I'm in my underwear. I just walk between him and push him apart. You know, go out in the yard. He yells at me. You know, she says, catch him. He's asleep. You know, well, hey, when he said,

She said, catch him? Nah. Hey. He's sleep running. He run me about, that's probably a quarter, maybe a half mile. Okay, he never did catch me.

Oh, yeah. I turned around. And look, they're telling me about this the next day. It's like real life stepbrothers. No, no, I'm serious. This is fantastic. Did you put, they got it from the side? Did you put couch cushions in the refrigerator?

Did you put couch cushions in the refrigerator? Did you put couch cushions in the, the refrigerator or purses in the freezer? They didn't have couch cushions. No. No, they put them in the oven. He put them in the oven. The couch cushion.

No, but I did walk in my sleep, okay? He never did catch me. He run me down to my cousin's house, which was about a quarter, maybe a half mile. I turned around and when he got closed, I just turned around and run by and went back to the house. I was already in bed by the time he comes back.

And you was asleep? I was asleep. My sister said, was you awake last night? I said, what are you talking about? She said, well, my date was going to kiss me good night, but hey, you pushed him out of the way. And I said, hey.

Sounds like to me, you're looking out for a little sister. Well, no, no, because hey, no, she's an older sister. Oh, big sister. Yeah, big sister. Okay. So now we know. I was about to say, because I thought it might have been Jan and for sure Gordon wasn't going to catch you.

No. Shout out, Gordon. Unless I had a donut around his neck. I had a ball of a chain for garden to catch me. so now i know when sys playing poker sometimes he may be sleep playing yeah he may not really be awake when he goes all that's right seven three can you sleep with your eyes open yeah you can't i can sleep standing up while my eyes open okay don't i'm serious you learned at the military okay hey i'm serious i knew the answer it's gonna be of course i can oh no of course i can't i'm gonna do you a

solid job yeah yeah it's time for a break we're gonna I got a fixed-sized Mike. It's falling all over the place. Holy cow. You went to a prison this weekend? Yep. Okay. In Oklahoma. Matt, Matt asked me. He said, hey, look, I got a guy.

Matt Kessner. Yeah. I want you to talk to and tell him about Jesus. So we go there. The guy was he was involved with drugs, number one. Okay. Number two, because of that, he assaulted a police officer. That's

why he's in there. Okay. So he's incarcerated. So Matt asked me and said, okay, come up here and preach the gospel to him. So when we first walk in and introduce and say, you know, shake hands with him. Yeah. Me and this guy sit down. I'm sitting right straight across and Matt and Phillip are talking to him first. And I'm just sitting there looking at him.

So we have about a probably three minutes, okay, having a stare down. Yeah, who's going to blink first? So I'm looking at this guy, you know. They're talking, telling him about Jesus, telling me, okay, tell me, hey, look. And I think Philip reads the verse about Paul's talking and saying, hey, I've learned or taught myself to be content with whatever situation I find myself in. So I'm looking at this guy, you know.

and Matt had told me before we got and met him that he said you'll be talking to him for a minute and everything will be cool and he's there and then you know it's like he's left the room he ain't there no more you know so I'm looking in this guy's eyes and he said something and I said no I said I've been staring into your soul son I said you're not even paying attention what Matt

and Philip are telling you. And I said, and with that, you're going to have a hard time, you know, dealing with this because you're not dealing with reality. I said, you're incarcerated, okay? And he went off, you know, and starts talking about, I'm innocent, you've got all that money. What he said was, he said, hey, you got all that money, you need to get me out of here. And so I said, you're looking for a miracle. He said, so were the Pharisees looking for a miracle.

and they said, Jesus, show us a miracle. And he said, the miracle you're going to see is just like John was in the belly of a well for three days. So the son of man being, you know, in the ground for three days. And so I said, you're not getting that miracle. You're here and you're going to have to deal with it. I said, you're going to have to, okay, this is your life, in other words. I said, you're incarcerated. And I said, I could, I said, even if I can hand you a pardon right now.

I said, it wouldn't help you. I said, these bars in this jail, that ain't what you, what your problem is. I said, the evil ones got control of you because, hey, you could actually see it. Okay, when I said that to him about, hey, you're, you're trying to con me, you know. And that's what made him mad, is that he knew, I knew he was trying to con me. so then he went off you know and I just said hey look I said I've just met you dude and I said I don't know you I said but I love you and I'm sharing with you you know what can actually set you free you said it's all I got to give you know and I said this is the

best I've got to offer you well he just you know he literally you know he turned the switch and he wasn't on he wasn't going to listen nothing else we had to say it so the room fills up with deputies, you know, they come walking in the room. He doubled his fist up. Because they see that Sye may get dope hop here. And I'm getting a little worried too, but Sye's not scared. He's just like, listen. I wasn't worried about it.

You know, I just told him that, hey, look, I've offered you. I wish I had said it like Paul said it because Paul Nimb was saying, hey, silver ago, I have none. But what I do have is, you know, I've got, I'm offering you eternity here, dude. And I did tell him, man, I said, hey, here I am. I'm offering you the bread of life, Jesus. And I said, and you're shutting down. I said, I can't do anything for you. He ain't there yet.

And that's what I said. No, no, because that's what everybody said. He ain't there yet. He said, well, he hadn't hit rock bottom yet. Ain't that something. Oh, yeah. Sitting in prison incarcerated and he still ain't at rock bottom. It doesn't something.

Well, no, no. And I think, if I'm not mistaken, I think they said he's on his way to do like three years. okay so you know because we are going to send him okay we gave him a Bible when we were there and I'm going to send him a personal note okay and I'm going to tell him okay I'm going to use the song Count Your Many Blessings okay yeah yeah and like I'm asking the folks out there

the guy's name is Stephen okay y'all keep him in your prayers okay that you know because the last time thing I said to him is I just said, hey, may God help you see the light where you realize, okay, you've got a chance here, okay? You're a number one mechanic. You had a beautiful family that loves you, okay? And, you know, you had it all to begin with, and then you got messed up with meth, okay? And it's ruined your life.

And, sir, I'm going to tell you something, and Johnny Dee, you can probably, attest to this but there's a lot of people that are dealing with these same issues with family members i know mac deals with it all the time but but everybody knows somebody who's going through something where they've got into drugs they've gotten into those type things that's really broken up their families well because i asked stephen this question i said hey what what were you looking for the drugs to do for you yeah and he this all i think he said the word escape. I'm trying to escape. They're trying to fill that hole.

Yeah. And I just said, well, hey, drugs is not going to do it. Nothing will. Yeah. Well, one thing will. We got one thing that will. No, no, because see, that's the thing. I just said, okay, but other than I couldn't sleep before we was going up there, okay? You know, I told Philip, I said, you know, soon as I picked him up, I said, hey, I said, you know what's the care of? And he's what?

I said, as stupid as I am, I said, I know the answer to all of mankind's problems. Yeah. That's pretty good there. No, no, well, it is. Okay. And I said, I can't believe it's just as simple, but it is. And that would be God the Father, God, the Son, and our Savior, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit.

Yeah. Because look, most people make religion, okay, way too complicated. God only gave us two commandments, okay? and the rest of them hang on these first two. So if we were just, you know, that's why I said at the beginning of one of the podcasts, as far as it goes for Salas Robertson this morning when I get up, I'm going to try to be good in every circumstance I find myself in.

Yeah. And do right. Be good and do what's right to everybody that I come in contact with. Amen. And that's all God is ever. said, okay. Love me with all your heart, mind, and soul and strength. And then, you know, you look to me first and foremost. Then you go horizontal. Look at your neighbor and love him as yourself. If we would only do them two things, we would be living in utopia, I think,

is a word. The rest of them will take care of them. The rest of them will fall in line. because these are the two that everything is hands don't. They always go back to those two. No, no. There's always a problem with one of those two with one of the other files up. Yeah, because if you love your fellow man as yourself, trust me when I tell you, okay, I only want good for myself. I ain't trying to be selfish.

Yeah, call me selfish if you want to, but hey, I just want good stuff to happen to me. I prefer that as well. Y'all, and look, if it happens to you, man, I'm happy for you for crying out loud. You won the lottery? Great. Let's go. Now, don't be stupid, okay, and waste it. Put it in, invest it.

That way you're taking care of for life. I think it's got something to do with love because, you know, Sao always talks about Jesus being, having the perfect love. The only thing that I have that's familiar or that can associate with that is when I was bringing a young lady into the children's home and I knew she had a bunch of problems and she got up and started walking toward the road. Well, I got up and walked out where the road is and I said,

listen, I'm not going to be able to let you get in the road. I was using my teacher's voice, you know. And she said, Mr. Man, you better get out of my way. I said, listen, darling. Boom! My nose started bleeding. I'm like, I said, listen, I can't let you, boom. Yeah, I'm going to finish the story for him.

He's literally getting his tail kicked. Okay, and look, here's the good part about it, okay. But he never came out. I'll tell him, well, I'll take care of you. You know, because he was worried about this young lady, okay, which is where he should have been. How many times she gets you, son? Oh, no, it was a whooping.

It was a whooping. Matter of fact, one of the staff ran up to help me, and we finally got her loaded up and took her to the reception center. They said, we ain't ever seen anybody get whooped like that. I said, well, and I'm bleeding. I'm headed to the ER. I said, well, I'm glad you got to see that, you know. But I'm telling you, I mean, I never thought any ill will about her.

No, no, no, because it actually, look, it actually surprised him. Because he said, it was funny. He said, I'm, he said, I don't know why I didn't go off on this girl. You scared me. Oh, that part's surprising. The fact that your reaction. Yeah.

I thought you were saying getting punched in the face was surprising. No. But your reaction of. Well, yes. Both things. Cool, calm and collective. Yeah. Of not getting mad and just go ahead and get into fight and really fight.

You scared me. I thought you done got hit by a car and I'd never heard that story. I was like, God. You can't go on the road. No, no. What tick me, all the staff is talking about the man, that's all life and talking about, man, we never seen. Nobody get their tail kicked like that.

Oh, that's true. Hey, good on you. Hey, good on you, though. There's a lot of people that would have reacted a lot differently. But I learned my lesson. I did learn my lesson because the next time I had a girl come in, she was eating a cheeseburger and McDonald's and drinking a drink. And I said, hey, I'm Mr. Philip.

I'm going to kind of tell you about how things work at the children's home. She said, no, I'm going to tell you how things are going to work. And I looked at her. She's about six to. I mean, I said, excuse me? She said, when I get through eating this cheeseburger. I'm going to whoop you. I'm going to whoop you.

I said, staff up front, staff, staff, hurry. That's going to happen again. I ain't going to take another beating. Well, that segment was brought to you by Reverend McMillan and Reverend Robertson. That was awesome. I just enjoyed sitting back and listening, but we're going to take another break, and we'll be right back after this. Hey, is anything been good on the news?

On the news? Yeah. I got a few news articles. Your nephew always sends me news articles, but I did want to take a second. Because I don't think people knew that Philip McMillan, what you do for a living. So you are, you're at a children's home. What do you do? Tell the people, because that was a super interesting story.

Yeah. And I think most people think you race golf carts and porta-potties for a living. I do. That's part of it. That's a side gig. No, I was a therapist for years, and that's what my master's degree is in counseling and therapy. But I've been the admissions director at the Methodist Children's Home

for the last 20 years. For the last 20 years. So there's a little... We help kids in Louisiana, all over Louisiana. We have three facilities, and I work at the one in Rustin. And in my spare time, I go with Si on the road. Yeah, but okay. Well, you said just children.

Are these normal kids? Ages 11 to 17. They've been in and out of maybe different programs, and ours is the most secure facility that they can get to. So they've already been to several resources and exhausted those resources before they get to us. Okay, so these are children with problems. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. That's what I was wondering. Okay. So when you're not racing porta-potties, you're just out there being a saint. Hey, that's all I know to do.

And judging by his dress code, today was casual cheese. I got to say, I got to say, Philip, you're looking great today. Thank you very much. We're getting an inside look into the heart of Philip McMillan today. He got that fresh eagle hat. And the outside. I mean, we got honeyhole pebble flage. We got Eagle Infrastructure Services hat.

Well, no, no. He's wearing duck calls. Duck calls. It ain't even available to the public. I do have to say this, okay. Brag about your boys. No, no. The Eagle Company, okay.

Not about your boys. These are, they're in with the pipeline industry, okay? A very important industry. Okay, and not only that, these are some of the greatest people I've ever met. Absolutely. Okay, because, okay, they're always, every time I go to do something with them, it's always for someone else's benefit. Always.

Okay, whether it be donations of money, okay? So, but I did what I say since we brought up Eagle, okay, they are, okay, very generous, loving people. Yes, and so me and Si are Goodwill ambassadors, and so when they have golf tournaments, fundraisers, me and Si go, and we do stuff with them. Goodwill and bad. That sounds like y'all are just the fun, the party. That's what we are. No, no. I love that.

I'm comic relief, boys. Absolutely. Hey, and thank you to all the pipelinesliners out there. That's not an easy job. So we get a few emails from guys out on the road pipeline, and we appreciate what you do because I might have a battery-powered weed eater, but I like my big F-150 to run home. I was just thinking without them.

There wouldn't be a wear-ins-all. All these things we use daily. 100%. And then one other thing I wanted to talk about last week, Sai, you went out there, Martin you went out there. Did you go out to Camp Chioca? any, Phil? I was not able to, but I knew Si I was going.

I helped set that up with Jordan. We had sportsmen's camp out at Camp Chioca. So Camp Chioca's our, what do we call that? Christian Summer Camp. Christian Summer Camp and Willie is the, Willie's on the board. John Luke, Willie's son actually runs all of camp. He's the director out there.

I didn't know that. You didn't know that? So that used to be Willie's job. Okay. And now it's John Luke's doing a great job out there. Willie's actually just maintenance. out there. Yeah, Willie just burns trees and stuff.

Yeah, takes his tractor. No, no, okay. He's been a kid. He's not, tearing up to the landscape. He's turned into. I know he's fixing some stuff. He's turned into Phil Robertson. Yeah, he's still.

Well, hey, he gets it quite naturally. Instead of building a duck hole, he's building a children's camp. He's just out there on his tractor saying, boy, I've looked at this tree for 30 years and wish it'd be knocked down. Bop. Bam, it's gone. Boom. Bring the track hole out, boy, that's it.

But so then two years. years ago we started one week that was outdoor, what do we call? Sportsman's Camp. And so it's hunting, fishing. I think they do like... I actually enjoyed it. You enjoyed it? No, no, I'm serious. I actually enjoyed it because they was asking some real good questions.

Yeah, Si went out there and spoke. Martin, you went out two nights, son. I did fishing. I did duck calls the first night. I tried to inform those kids that just because you're bad at a duck call, it doesn't mean you have to blow it loud. That doesn't help. That doesn't help.

It don't make it sound enough. Blowing harder and louder does not make a duck call better. That's wisdom. Yeah, I mean, I was out there for that night. It was awesome. Actually, what was hilarious is the young ladies that were in attendance. Yeah. Were the quickest studies on how to blow a duck call.

It was the boys thought that they knew what they were doing. That and the young ladies, the young ladies had better questions. Oh, absolutely. They really did. Yeah, it was cool. It was cool to see them there to learn. And, you know, the next night I did fishing, so I went to the swimming pool so they could actually see the baits and, like, just talk about some basic fishing stuff. And had really good questions.

Super polite group of kids we had this year. We had a lot of repeats from the first year. Yeah. So the first year was really small. And then the second year got canceled due to a pandemic we will not name. And then the third year, really big, a lot of kids. it was a really successful time. I told the crowd that I was talking to, I said, look, number one, okay, when I was growing up,

hunting and fishing, okay, helped supplement our grocery bill. And I said, and not on that, it kept me out of a lot of trouble because some of my running cohorts in school, they got in trouble because they wasn't fishing and hunting. We saw them earlier, didn't we, John? No, no, but I've got to tell this. On two of our friends, okay, in Oklahoma, their name is, the husband is Tank because he's a big man

the woman's name is Amanda okay when they was dating they would go coon hunting there you go Tank hang on Amanda that he goes side that's right

and look and you know because all their siblings or not siblings what am I looking for equals in school your friend

peers peers yeah hey I couldn't think of the word but anyway all of their Pears would say, sure, you're going to cool, she, you know, and Maness said, well, what do you think I've got the dog in the truck for? He's a coon dog for crying out loud.

And I said, I've heard it called a lot of things, you know, dating. I've never heard of Coon, honey. Well, it was just a joke. Okay. I loved it. I really did because they both turned just ready to beat when I started getting them. Now you've told it to the whole world. No, no.

I love them. He loves them. And I thought it was so cool. Let me just tell you, my experience, you keep a man named Tank on your side. Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you don't want this man ever met him. Uh-uh.

And Renee and Toby, uh, Norton, I want them on my side too because they go, they go. Yeah. They go. Do you know who we're talking about? Absolutely not. No, no, well, hey, look, he was in, he was in Airwolf and, it's another one, Knight Rider. Yeah.

Air Wolf? Yeah, Airwolf. Yeah, Airwolf and Night Rider. Toby was on it. He's like a third-degree quacking-con third black belt. Anyways, back to sportsmen's kids.

How did we get it? These are size people. Well, let's just say, when we got talking about kids, okay, when we got talking about kids, Tank and Amanda coming to man. What did they ask you to talk about at sportsman's camp? Because he talked about fishing. Well, I started it off by this.

I said, hey, look, you're going to hear it a lot. If you hunt a lot, you're going to run up on the animal rights people that might say something like, what are you killing these defenseless animals for? Y'all? And first thing out of my mouth is I always tell them, okay, number one, you're showing your ignorance because they're not defenseless little animals.

I said, most of the time I go and sit in the woods, you know, whatever I'm hunting wins, okay? You know, and I said, and if shooting was the only, if shooting was the only thing involved in hunting, I'd set whatever gun I got and never go again.

Okay, because it's... I agree with that. No, no, because it's boom, okay, I said, now what happens? Oh, I just shout a deer. Now I've got to go out there and pick that heavy sucker up, put him in a four-wheeler,

take him back to the lodge, hang him up, cut him, clean him, you know, cut it up where I can put it in the refrigerator, where I can take it home to eat. That was five years ago. Now he just called Stone.

That's right. Now I call my best friend and buddy eats. Sia now has a catty. So you taught him about that. They invited me to come out and play ping pong. Are you a ping pong champ? I don't know. I guess my outdoor skills.

You see where all of our skillsets weren't adequate. So I went out and just had a fun time with the kids. And, you know, real quick, Jordan Summit put that on. He's a big part of Buck Commander. And he did awesome. but I do have to say there was a trend of those children. Bad haircuts all around. No, no, no.

The most fantastic haircut. There was a kid. JD likes mullets. The kids had the greatest. This kid from Oklahoma, there was a kid from Oklahoma and a kid from Florida, Tristan and Kade, but the one from Oklahoma had a mullet. He had it permed. And he was looking fresh for a little 14-year-old dude.

Was Kade the one with the starter mustache to go along with him? Yeah, I think so. I mean, he looked straight out of Joe Dirt. I mean, I was like, are girls into this in high school these days? Because I always thought I should have been born earlier. But maybe I should have been born later because if those two kids can pull off those mulles. Well, hey, the mottes are coming back. Praise God.

Oh, my goodness. They're not coming back. Well, hey, I was just saying. Yes. Okay. Yeah, I'll say. Because I had one, I had a kid that I just saw. Let me tell you something.

I saw plenty of them on a sandbar or watchbar Lake in Tennessee this week. Was there a bunch of mullets? Was there a bunch of mullet? Every time I cut my hair, I have a mullet for about 20 minutes, and then I'm told it can't stay. I just don't get it. Grow it out, Johnny Jee, please. I don't get the appeal of a mullet.

I mean, so I've been rocking one for 50 years. They look good. You know? He just puts his in a pony too. Well, I hope all of our listeners have mullets. Well, look, anything I do looks good. That's a mullet tail. And you know what?

We probably need to take a break so you can go look at yourself in the mirror. Oh, I don't have to look at myself from here. I got a picture of you right here. There he is. That's an old side. We need new side. We need new freshly shorned side. Let's take a break and then we got a couple fun emails today we can go through.

Are we ready for a little... Ooh, that's a nice little intro to the... Hello at Duck Call Room email inbox. Hey, just so you know, I do read all of them. I can't respond to all of them. But if they're good enough, I'm going to read what you wrote in the email on this show and I really like questions for Uncle Si. This first one is from Shane.

He has a question for Uncle Si. And it might even get a little political in here today. Uh-oh. Here we go. I want you to bring this question to Cy. This is from Shane. If he was president, what would he do? And then there's, there's, I kind of just want to go from there.

He adds a little something about people not working and collecting government money, but we're not going to go there. But I would just like to hear. Here, Sire, what would you do if you were president? Well, the first thing I'd do when I hit Washington, D.C., okay, I would deregulate everything. Okay. Deregulate. Yeah.

I would untie our businessman's hands. Here, here. Okay. Where they could do what the society needs, okay? Okay. They got too many rules and too many regulations going on, okay? where we can't, you know, where we can't do nothing.

Now, what was that other thing? You said it's mumbling to your breath. We're mumbling that one under our bit. Is there any other things you just want to, like, you've got all the power of America. What are you going to do? Anything else? That's a good question.

And, hi, I never really thought about it. You never really thought of it? Bring back the McRib. Well, hi. That's a start. I will see. say this, okay. Trump has done a lot of things

that I would have done. He's not our president. I know, but hey. But when he was. He was, okay. When he was. I was making sure you were up to speak. He got the export,

import deal. Yeah. Where it's on a level playing field for crying that loud. You're talking about trade embargoes and stuff like that? All that junk like that. Yeah. Okay.

So that was one of the things, you know, was a good deal. Anything else? I'm not getting, not going down this room. Well, I mean, there's a lot of things I would do. Well, I mean, tell me one of the things that you would do. Oh, I can tell you the first thing I would do.

Well, what would you do as a citizen? I would get five million claymores and 80 acres. Let me tell you what I do. Public land for hunters, fishermen, and people would all be open to the people. There would be no closed areas on public land. Thank you. It's our land. It's our land.

Our tax dollars pay full. public land. It would be open to the pub, for real open to the pub. No, no. Or the people buy the people. That's true.

Okay. If they don't want to do that, okay, then open it up and rotate them. Yeah. No, I'm just saying. There's no such thing as a refuge. Okay.

All you're doing there, all you're doing there is you're making wild things. You're trying to make them tame. Yeah. Okay. Let the human being chase it, okay, where it will stay while. But, yeah.

I mean, our public lands, our natural resources would be managed for the wildlife and not for the humans. I'll just put it that way. I would change the way that our natural resources are managed. But, you know, hey, that's just me being a nerd. That's just president, Justin Martin. Well, no, no. Well, no, no, that's not being a nerd, okay? Because look, if it wasn't for the hunters and fishermen, okay, where do you think we get all these dollars and stuff we spend on, okay?

to restock fish and do all this things we do. It's the guys that buy the hunting and fishing license. I understand there's a lot more pressing issues in this world, but that would be at the top of my list. Yeah, but hey, this is America. Do something for the people. Amen. That's the way our Constitution starts out.

We, the people. Yeah. In order to form a more paraphrase. That's right. I've done that those speeches up at Oklahoma. Yeah, he did. Thank you. Thank you very much.

I like that. Let's just open the land up. Open it up, boys. And then, hey, liberty, life, and the pursuit of happiness for crime out loud. I love it. All right. And then our next email on a very serious, very serious note from Mel and his girlfriend, Dory, their truck driving team traveling all over this great country.

Thank you to our truck drivers too, if you're listening. That's right. We need you delivering our goods, and I appreciate that. So, Mel has a criticism for us. Uh-oh. probably on side. We can have it. Well, I think we can.

I have the same criticism. He knows we are all proud of our state, Louisiana, the greatest state in this union. And rightfully so, it's beautiful, but I-20 and Bozier City is just horrendous. Is it within your power to affect change where that is concerned? Preach, my man, it's a miracle that I have not ended up

in the Red River. I'm just telling you that right now. Truck drivers of America. We're sorry. We're sorry for Shreport. and Bojure. I consider them part of East Texas. Also, consider this a tip.

Take the loop. Take the loop. Get off a 20 and go to 220. Because Shreveport, they're all Cowboys fans. They got a terrible interstate bridge. It's a weird place. And Bojure. Well, it needs a lot of road construction.

We're not the best of road here. No, not on our priority. We need some. upgrade boys on the roads so we are sorry it is not in our power to change it mail but we appreciate your question and it made me laugh because we agree and if it were truly east Texas you'd be able to shoot marbles on it so that's true Texas kills it at the highway of Texas figuring out roads and they're good at Roeport likes to act like Texas but the roads stink yeah anyway we're about done Phil you got something to share wrap us up I do so I want to read a verse today that's from Galatians

and this is something that that sigh was speaking about in Oklahoma over the weekend. It is for freedom that Christ has set us free. Stand firm then and do not let yourselves be burdened again by a yoke of slavery. And I just thought it was so powerful because we're free in Christ. Don't let yourself go back to being a slave to anything. The whole world's a prisoner of sin. Yep. You know, but we need to stand firm.

We're free and we need to stand firm. and so I thought you presented a great message. Matter of fact, five people were baptized over the weekend. Five? And the best, yep, and the best part is, okay, if you know the truth, then the truth will set you free. And guess what? Jesus came to this world, okay, to this earth.

He was full of two things. Truth and grace. Okay, because like I was trying to tell Stephen, you don't want justice. Right. You want mercy. Amen. That's a good point.

Okay, and that comes from Jesus and freedom comes from Jesus. So we'll be praying for Stephen and we want you guys to do the same time. Join in and help us with him, please. For sure, for sure. Yeah, you bet you. Well, that was an awesome time this week in the duck call room.

Thank you, everyone, for tuning in with us. And happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July. This comes out sometime later. Who knows. a weird time space continuum here. It's like back to the future in here. But thank you guys. See y'all next time here

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