Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Googles Things

Episode Date: March 11, 2021

Uncle Si has pressing questions, but can Google answer them to his satisfaction? He also shares the secret to making it in the music business and how to make a world-class spaghetti dog. John-David reads comments from his haters and gives Si's favorite drink mix a try. Stone recalls the funniest thing that happened when the Robertsons did the "Wagon Wheel" video with Darius Rucker. The boys are convinced that Phillip McMillan is trolling them on YouTube. And Si isn't so sure about the weight loss advice he's hearing in the duck call room. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You back on that tea bag, son. Mr. and Mrs. T's bold and spicy. Hey, look here. In a half-gallon jug. Well, here's what. Is it good? No, no, no. I wish it had been in the refrigerator because if it had it been, it would be.

Well, we go get you some of ice. I got a ice, right? We need, well, we got to have four cubes of ice, right? Well, you got something put it in? What? Oh, read the note that came with it. A cup? Oh, the note?

Yeah, we got a note. We got a note. Oh, this was since. Somebody sent it? Yeah. They sent it to me to give to you. Via Amazon. I just wanted to say, I absolutely love the podcast.

I also wanted to send Uncle's eye a couple of bottles of Mr. and Mrs. Tees' Bloody Mary Mix. I also need to note, Red Nucks are not the only ones who see Black Panthers. Thank you. I am a yuppie girl 100%. Sorry about that, darling. but I have seen a black panther Thank you

Hey I'm on Uncle Sire side On this one boys Keep up to good work God bless y'all Emily There you go Emily sending gifts There you can't You can't beat this

Okay I get two gallons of Mr. and Mrs. Cheese Bloody Mary Mick Then hey I also get backed up By a black panther sighting Yeah, if you start believing in Black Panthers, that's what will happen. You will get back done.

You know what? Hey, what if I told you about that? What? This old boy here is going to go to his grave, okay. That's fine. Hey, that Black Panther exists, boys. Trust me. Hey.

They're out there. I love dedication. I told Jason, if one bit him on the butt, he wouldn't believe it. Yeah. Ain't one going to bite him on the butt. He's too skinny, too grisly. He ain't got no meat on there. I ain't on meat there, boys.

Well, if you haven't guessed, we're back for another week of the day. Duck Call Room podcast. I started out in the fan mail bag, so, you know. We've been getting fan mail. I guarantee you keep it up. We're going to have enough Mr. and Mrs. Tees to float our boats. We've been able to catch crappy in tomato juice or something. I don't know.

Well, what I said, Wollegoe? What? Y'all need to make happen. What, you need a refrigerator up there? No. Well, no, we got that. Well, first of all, he said it first. You know, give me a cup, some ice, and I'm going to have me a shot of this bloody

merry mix. then the other thing I was talking about y'all said is that we need a phone in here so when we tell some of our fans the psychics cool people they can call in and say what they want us to discuss well that's part if you want us to right now

we'll give out Stone's phone number and they can call it right now huh? Stone says negative on that Ghost Rider no sir as the key The keeper of the emails, I don't know that we want a phone. Because there are some wild emails that come in.

I didn't know you as the keeper there, J.D. You learn something. We're on episode 14. He sits right beside you. I didn't know he was the keeper. Oh, my goodness. Well, anyway, we're back. Look, starting March 16th, we're going to start having two episodes a week.

We're going to have one on Tuesday and Thursday. The Tuesday one will only be found on the brand new Duck Call Room YouTube channel. It's YouTube.com slash duck call room. Go there. Like, subscribe, comment, all that good stuff. Let your buddies know where to find us. And if you're out listening to this on podcast, be sure to leave us a rating and a review.

That way people can find us. And we can all share in crazy, goofy stories. So, Cy, it's like the worst time of year for us. I mean, football season's over, duck season's over. the weather's kind of crappy for fishing. Yeah, too cold of fish. Yeah, and so there's just not a whole lot going on around here, is it? I mean, as a company, we're sitting here just spending money right now because we're having to reorder everything.

Yeah, we've got to reorder everything that everybody bought all year. Yeah, but that was a good thing. Yeah, it is. Having sold out everything you had, yeah, that's a good thing. That is a good thing. I'm not complaining, but it's just like everything, it's a one-way street right now, with the money around here, it's like it all leaves, but nothing comes back right now. That's always a painful thing.

By the way, Ms. Impley, thank you for the, uh, Bloody Merrimic. I'm going to go get you some ice in the first grade. We're going to take, when we take our first grade. And, hey, I will have, I will have a shot too much. You know, that, that stuff literally saved his life. Oh, no, no. It saved his life. Look, that's how I beat the virus.

That's it. Is Mr. and Ms. T. And I was a witness. to it. I can't wait to try it because I'm interested in what I don't have no idea what it tastes like. Well, I'll bring you a couple weeks.

Have some ice. We've got to have ice. So what, you're now, you're at two gallons plus how many was the other day? 72. 72, six ounce can. Yeah, but see, I got one of these

at the house already. But I think I just started on the second case. You drank a case in a week? Yeah. I told you. Hey, that's tough.

Hey, you can't get hooked on it, boy. I'll give you this. When them Robertsons get on something, oh, no, no, no. They don't get off of it. And look, hey, here's the great news about all this. You don't even need the alcohol. Well, duh.

Well, hey, I know, but most people ruin it by putting what they put in it. Vodka. Vodka? Yeah. Oh, good grief. How to kill a good drink. Put vodka in Bloody Mary mix. Yeah, you got to watch that.

vodka now. Yeah. It'll make your babies be born naked. Well, it's bad about, it's bad about you. Sit down and it sneaks up on you and just, bam! And you face down on the floor. Yeah. It's scared John David to death. That's why I just, hey, drink it straight, boys.

But a bloody merry. Cowboy up, cowboy up and drink it straight. What, the vodka or the made of juice? No, the major juice. Oh, I was about to say, you can look at that two different ways. A Bloody Mary is an interesting drink, though, because you get like, like pickled okra, olives, celery. They put all kinds of pickled garden vegetables, isn't that mess?

Hey. That I'll tell you right there. If there's any good, you wouldn't need all them distractions. Well, I think maybe today, Si could tell us about the secret underworld of country western music. Oh, man. He's got some stories that will blow your mind. Is that where we want to go? I don't know if he'll go after hit after remind me what it was about.

Well, we tapped into your music career last week, so we can delve further into that. Hey, look, I'll just say this. All right. I think it was the first year that Uncle Stey and the psychotics, we actually grossed, I think is the word, 300 grand. So look, for someone that is not known as a singer, it's pretty impressive. Hey, it was pretty good in my book. 300 is a good gross but all that matters is your net

Well Negative Well there's one A net That net had a hole in it Didn't it? Five people you've got to pay Plus the

Can't even think of The one that books The band The agent Yeah Got to pay him Okay Then if you got a manager

Which we We didn't get to that point Okay So we because, hey, the money wasn't that good. So, hey, we did without a manager. So what are the qualities you got to have to actually make it in the music business? Hey, I think Vince Gill said it best.

Vince Gill said it. Yeah, when he was at George Jones' 50th tribute, every once in a while, the stars line up, a song is written. then the greatest singer in the world sings it. Well, that wasn't you. Well, no, no. That's why Vince Gill, I'm using Vince Gill's analogy. He's talking about George Jones here.

He wrote the song. He stopped loving her today. Then he sang it. Okay. And this is the greatest song that's ever been wrote and sung. But what you have to have in my humble opinion, look. Yeah.

That's my opinion. Hey, you've been there. First off, you've got to be young. Okay. Can't be old. Start young. Hey, that's right. Start young. All right. Number two, in my humble opinion, you really don't have to be talented. In this technology and age, you can sing out a key. They can correct it on the machine. Okay.

You can sing and you're not in time and right time. They can fix that with the machine. Might near it, they can fix anything with a machine. And hey, and if they told, enough cash behind you and promote you they could make a chimpanzee a singing star

so you need to be young you need to be young you don't need to have no talent no talent so Nashville's going to love this but I said okay but you got to be marketable well no no that's what I was looking for okay you weren't

marketable? I was Miss Howell. Better put it that way. You're the most marketable. Look, Uncle in America. And here's the thing. Okay. That's in my humble opinion.

In his humble opinion. You know, you know opinions, okay, they're like elbows. Everybody's got one. I've never heard elbows. Hey, well, hey, I didn't want to go the other way. Oh, Lord. Uncle Size's top song on Spotify has 39,947 listens. What is it?

The Yehaw song. Yehaw. I don't know that I've ever heard. He-Haul. How's it go? He don't know. Hey, I don't know. He just got over COVID.

He don't remember that. Somebody else made that a hit. Oh. Okay, it was one of the cover songs we used. Well, the good news is you're making this show a hit, size. So to do that, we're going to take a break. Take a break. We'll be right back.

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support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. All right. We're back. We're back. Cy, I didn't know if you wanted to drink out of a mug with your name on it or a cup that you made famous. Oh, that's too much.

No, I just want, this is for me. Oh. I'll do the mug in case I. You just want to sip? Well, you know, I mean, I don't want to waste if I don't like it. That is so red. Yeah. Hey, I forgot to ask you, you like spicy stuff?

Yeah, I like spicy stuff. I don't know that I prefer to drink ketchup. It smells like ketchup. Yeah. Well, that's tomato juice. No, no, no, no. It's actually pretty good. I just busted it cap.

Boy, don't even know the strange. I just busted a cap. Bust a cap in them, sir. He's been on to bust the cap. All right. Well, I'm going to let this, you know,

marinate it. No, no, yeah. Let it get cold. I want to watch the real live first reaction here. I'll let you know when I'm ready. I mean, it's, yeah, you want to be zoomed up on this. How can you not be ready?

He's probably going to go. I mean, look at you. You're wearing a camouflage sweatshirt, socks with your kids' faces on them. I mean, how can you not be ready for spicy mater juice? Like, just smells like ketchup. Well, you like...

It don't taste like ketchup. Yeah, I knew it. You drank that much of this? Hey, who are you talking about? Look at him. He's chugging it. It's not spicy. Okay, there it is.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, wait for it. You wait for it. You drink one of them and they tell me it ain't spicy. I mean, it kind of just tastes like tomato sauce. like from a can. Like drinking a pizza? I like it.

Yeah. I mean... Good job, JD. I'm going to add that to my barbecue sauce. Yeah, you could. No, no, no. I'm serious. I'm going to add that baby that to my barbecue sauce.

What if you used it with spaghetti and meatballs? Yeah, that's what it tastes like. Like whenever you were just learning how to make spaghetti. I done that the other night. I made spaghetti. You know, meat sauce? Well, I wanted hot dogs and I didn't have no chili. So I said, wait a minute.

I got my spaghetti sauce, so I had spaghetti dogs. Spaghetti sauce dogs. Spaghetti dog. Yeah, spaghetti sauce dogs. Is there anything more redneck and that? Hey, I want a chili dog. We ain't got no chili, but we got this jar of tomato sauce. Let's eat that.

I cut up hot dogs and roll with it. Hey, roll with it, baby. I feel funny from drinking that. Well, drink the rest of it. You are funny, J.D. You look funny, too, man. Hey, keep drinking it. You'll end up like that.

Yeah, that's actually what I'm going for. Oh, my goodness gracious. I don't. So you don't like it? No. No, he ain't a fan of it. No. John Davis said.

Ask me if I like it. Yeah, we know you like it. Okay. I mean, it's not the worst thing ever. I just can't imagine, like, picking this over like a Coke. Yeah. Well, you understand why some people choose to put vodka in it now.

Yeah. It makes sense, don't know. You know, people tell me that they got real expensive whiskey and stuff, like $3,000 a bottle. I've never had that. Pappy Van Winkle? Yeah.

Yeah. What about it? This year is about a lot of what they cost. But hey, I take that right there every time 100% of the best whiskey you could ever buy. do you you don't drink whiskey so that makes a lot of sense no no i drink whiskey every now then but i mean hey i'm just telling you okay every now and then i used to think i knew where this

show would go every week but now i don't know where we're going i don't know where we've been i don't where we're going with it i got no i'm looking what are you going to do with it well now we're just looking at walmart dot com mr and mrs t's let's talk about the music you know oh i got back on Back on top of the stone, I like that. I got three kids, and of course I have to pay attention to what they're listening to. And, you know, it is the world we're living in today, it is extremely difficult to find appropriate music for your kids to listen to other than Christian music. It's the vulgarity of it all. It's just I can't, you know, I can't unlisten to what I've heard.

Yeah. And they have access to it. It's easy access to it. And now, you know, my friends will say, who was telling me that that day, one guy said, you know, but Christian music just isn't that good compared to secular music, country music, whatnot. That depends. Hey, I got one word for you. Crowder. Yeah.

You ever heard Crowder? Or Zach Williams. Zach Williams? Yeah. Hey, Christian music has come a long way in a short amount of time. So it is some good stuff out there for your kids to be proactive. Make sure you listen to what your kids are listening to because there is some trash out there right now.

Or you can go back, and this is going back in time, and listen to like Jerry Reed, I think is his name. Yeah, Jerry Reed. Ray Stevens. Yep, the squirrel went berserk. Hey, hey, look, cat squirrel. Cat squirrel gets a. The Mississippi Squirrel Revival.

They got the people back on the right back. Can we just stop right here real quick while we're talking about music? Yeah. If you would have covered all a Ray Steven's song, Uncle Signing Psychotic still be. They still be sold out. You needed to get you an address in Branson and start talking about the Mississippi Squirrel Revival,

you know, the day the squirrel went berserk down there. Oh, yeah. The streak. The streak. Justin Wilson. Justin Wilson. He's a recipe man. The haircut.

Well, hey, but he's a funny comedian. Oh, he's hilarious. Hey, yeah. And finished everything with a big old cold Budweiser. I remember watching him on every time he was cooking. Look, every time he was cooking, he was talking to put a little sherry in here for just beet sauce. He said, and also the chef needs a little.

Yeah, I like the old Justin Wilson. Ray Stevens just released another album. Did he really? 2021. Is Ray Steven still alive? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know.

He's 82 years. years old. He has a show in Branson. Yeah. You should have been his co-host. I used to listen to a lot of rap music as a young man and it was a mistake. I could just start going right now and I hate it. It's all just, once it's in your head, it's there forever. Oh, 100%. But now, like, all we listen to is

like elevation and... I don't like Christian. I will agree, like some Christian music. I'm like, oh my goodness, this is terrible. Well, I don't like the... But all genres have that. I like worship music. But I don't necessarily like Christian pop. Yeah.

That's a struggle, which I don't like regular pop, so it's not made for me. But yeah, like we just listen to worship music. Hey, I got one word for you, Crowder. No, Crowder's good. Yeah, he's legit. And he does some worship. One we just listened to up here coming up here, empty grave by Zach Williams. Yeah, yeah, he's good.

Zach Williams is good. Yeah, he's solid. You remember the day we met him? Uh-huh. We met him and Matt Marr. Yeah. They were, they showed up at Willie's house with Rucker. We need to have Rucker on the podcast.

Yeah, bring a work. Rucker is a cool dude for all of you. I've met him. He's met through a lot. Oh, no. He was, I don't know. He's talking about Darius Ruppus. We're talking about.

We're talking about Brian Rucker. We're talking about Brian Rucker. He showed up here to work. He was on Duck Dynasty. And the only reason he got a job here was because Taco Bell did a background check. And Duck Commander didn't. No. Duck Commander's somebody hired him.

He was like, oh, we'll hire him. Grand hired him. Because remember, he got up at church and gave his testimony one night. It was a Wednesday night. I never forget it. He got up and gave his testimony. He got to the point there about Duck Commander didn't do background checks. And, you know, that's the reason he had a job.

I stood up because I just got to be general manager company. I said, we do now do background checks because people like Rucker. We're checking you now. Rucker is a monster success. He is. But, I mean, he's also the reason that these tables. are covered in marker. Like, I mean, that's how this

happened was Brian Rucker, right? This, all this. Hey, what does he look like? What does he look like? Describe him to him because. The short, big old boy with the long hair. With black hair? Yeah, kind of like a, he looks kind of like a dark-skinned Godwin.

No, no, that's who I thought it was. But hey. Yeah, that's Russet. Okay. Yeah, not Darius Ruck. Well, hey. No, Darius Rucker started out as hooty. He's a G now.

I like Darius. Blow. Blow fish. Boat fish. Yeah. Not blowfish in the bohie. Whatever. You know, y'all did that music video with him, Wagon Will.

Oh, yeah. The funny part, you know what the funniest part about that video was? They had Jace as a bouncer. Yeah. Yeah, that was funny. I remember that. I didn't even notice what Jace's done in it. Yeah.

I was driving that old pick up with three on the collar. Four, three on the column. Four on the floor. Well, no, I was asking me, can you drive a pickup truck with, you know, three on the column? What did you say? Does it crank? And I said, hey, look, if you can crank it, baby.

I can drive it. Thank you. That's the answer to everything. If you can crank it, I can drive. Oh, no, no, no, no. Hey, I was walking on a plane one day, and I was just turning to go back to find my seat, and the captain, right, one of the flowers, said, hey, I'm sorry, come here a minute. I said, what?

I said, y'all got problems? I said, look, if you can crank it, son, I ain't fly it out here. He said, go ahead and get in the seat. Just hit the gas. I said, no, no, yeah. He got in the seat, and Phil was right behind me. Phil looked when I got in the seat, and he said, you ain't going to really, and the guy said, yeah, we're really, Phil said, turn around and started walking off.

He said, I ain't, I ain't, if he's flying, I ain't riding. He didn't trust you. Didn't trust you? Didn't trust. Your own brother didn't trust. Oh, that's terrible. All you got to hit is automatic power. want you no the

flying is flying is easy take off and landing is difficult I think I could land it Hey look piece of cake I can put that on automatic land too Oh yeah okay What kind of plan were you in Elon must

He'd been watching the Jetsons Automatic Pilot baby That's where Saia is It is godly You know we left out the best Of all the country Not the country Christian artists

We left out the best one. Uh-oh. Lauren Daigle. Daigle. Oh, Daigle. Yeah. Louisiana girl. Lauren Daugle.

That's right. Yeah. Louisiana girl from Lafayette. One that can go for. Yep. Yeah. He's moving his hand. Yeah.

He said from all the way at the bottom to all the way at the top. That's what he was saying about Miss Daigle. Yeah. This is what I remember the first time I heard her. I was like, man, she's good. Then I googled her and I said, dang, she's from Louisiana. I had no idea. We got another one.

Yeah, I had no idea. we had a Cajun out there doing that that's good Lafayette yeah she down there with a Boodan and Crackland is real there ain't no doubt about that So sigh what's one thing you've always Wanted to know you've been impressed by Johnny D's search ability

Is there a question you have out there that ain't been answered I mean we know Black Panthers We don't been down that road But what else is what else about this world puzzles you Oh just curious Here we go I may come up with the answer that I will come up with the answer

I don't think so, J.D. Challenge accepted. Why do hurricanes go counterclockwise? Because they're above the equator. I just totally made that up. I have no idea. That's right. He's blowing smoke, folks. Don't listen to that. That's a good question. Oh, whoa, I was right, though.

Are you kidding me? Totally right. He's not wrong. Particles traveling from the equator to the south experience a similar curve in the opposite direction. This creates a circular spin. pattern as the air travels from areas of high pressure to low pressure. That's why hurricanes origining in the northern hemisphere rotate counterclockwise. Bob,

bomb, below the equator. Above the equator. Northern hemisphere. Si, get back in your mic. Hurricane. Wait a minute. I got another question then.

Here we go, boys. It's a new segment we call. Say, Google's things. What happens? Well, hey, since it said it because of it's above the equator, what if it comes in below the equator. It goes up.

other way. He just told you. It's just like when you flush a toilet in South America, it spins other way. You didn't know that? No. Do they have hurricanes in the southern hemisphere? Not many. No, no, but really. But really, when you flush a toilet in South America, it goes the other way. The first time you see it, you're like, huh? I ain't worried about commot. But it's all the same stuff. I'm worried about a hurricane. Okay. You're telling me if it's above the equator, it goes kind of clockwise. Uh-huh. If it comes from below the equator, it It goes clockwise. And it's a tropical cyclone, not a hurricane.

It's a cyclone. Oh, they renamed it. Yeah. They renamed it. Our southern friends renamed it. I don't think I've ever been below it. It's one of those, okay, like Ripley, who's to believe it or not. Well, I believe.

In my opinion. Oh, so what's your opinion then? Well, I'm just saying, in my opinion. No. They all spend the same way? I don't buy it. Or you don't buy that they spin counterclockwise or that they change when you get down there? line. They say a line.

An imaginary line at that. Yeah. Well, it's not imaginary. Well, I mean, there's not a line now. It's like my imaginary friend. Say, hello, my little friend here. You have a magical. Well, you have been talking, Sai. Say, you have been talking to your boys ever since I've known yet. Well, that's what I'm talking about. Hey, we actually did a whole sequence on that.

It was hilarious. Oh. They got me on camera, and I'm talking just for an hour. And then they turned at the end. I said, you boys ready to go? And hey, shift over. ain't nobody there. He's just me. Just him.

Sign the boys. Being the boys. Side and the boys. Do you have any other? So we got your one question out of the way. What else you want? He's always been curious about hurricanes. No, no.

I've asked that a lot of people and nobody come up with it. Did none of them own a phone? I'm just saying I ask it to a lot of people. And you're the first one that said, oh. And then you said it was above the equator before we typed it in. That was kind of a joke. I was with you.

And Martin was right there with you. And y'all both. We're right. Which is unbelievable. Y'all are both right? Of course we were. I've been guessing right a lot. The world is coming to an end, folks.

No, man, Johnny D's educated now. We're fancy. Education boys. Guarantee. We're book learning. I do like to watch Jeopardy. I do too. Yeah, it's fine.

It's always the best when they go to like Bible. I'm like, ooh, I can get these because some of that stuff. I'm like, who, how do you? You know what we need to do. And, hey, and most people do worse on Bible. Oh, they're terrible at the Bible. I dominate that one. But the other ones are the ones.

So you know what we need to do, Martin, I think this would be a grand idea. Uh-oh. Let Johnny D. Go through some of the comments on YouTube about Johnny D. Oh, boy. I don't have a truthing episode. Oh, no. The last episode, everybody was nice.

No, no, I like it. Johnny D. Let's see what the folks say about you. Just a few. Oh, I can tell you. what they say about him. No, there's just a few people that really think that you hate me and I hate you. Hey, I'm going to tell you what the folks are going to say about you. They're going to say about you are a great person? I'm serious.

Oh, well, it's... Not on YouTube, but yet. Let's dive into that one real quick. Hey, then folks on that YouTube bag. Well, if you don't, hey, don't make me mad talking about JD. Thank you. Oh, hey, we got a little defense. Let's see. Now, you all better start saying some good things. Now, most of the people that hate me have already or he's spoken up and left but there's a guy named Philip I mock and mimic

everything Sye does I'm disrespectful and super annoying yeah that's what he said that's what Philip says but Sai you don't realize when you're talking Hey I'm going to get with Macmillan

for sitting at that end Oh it was it I think the doc hit thank for that comment A different film I hope you're listening in Philip Macmillan

It's not Philip McMillan, it's a random film. But it may be Macmillan, it's the internet. It may be me doing all that. It's McMillan's burner account. But people also get mad that I can't sit still. And that's just, they're like my leg shaking. One person said it looks like I was on meth. Both of those are family traits at some point, leg shaking.

I don't do any drugs. I just can't sit still. But no, people don't realize that in no way, shape, or form is Johnny D. Disrespecting Uncle Sy. That's just what he does. he makes faces. He laughs and weird, weird sounding

weasel laugh. Oh, and that's just what he does. But in no way he's to perform is he disrespectful to Uncle Sy. So, you know, y'all can drop that one. JD's still young. Hey, and I, uh-oh.

You have kids in school right now that they have, I don't know what they call it, they're sick. Okay. Yeah. They can't help themselves. Oh, the ADD. No, no, ADD.

The teachers have to let them get up and walk around their desk that's J.D. I've never said that for an hour. He's got A.D. And it ain't going to tell them what else he's got. Okay. Don't say it.

But look, that's just life, folks. We all got our hang up. We've all got our little quirks. Oh, he's got them. But the thing about it, Sigh, you know, Johnny D. He does love you. you. He truly loves you, but not enough to make sure you take your medicine when you're bad. I just, I love him so much that I trust him. Hey, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got

understand, okay. Willie's J.D.'s. Yeah. I'm Willie's uncle. Yeah, and Willie's your boss. And Willie, no. Willie ain't never been my boss. Okay. That's just the truth of the matter. I mean, I was on the boy show and I actually worked for him at one time, you know, but hey. I keep drinking this tea, this, yeah. Have you got hot yet? I'm kind of into it. I'm sweating a little, you're right. But I actually, when I read some of those comments.

My left are on fire right now. I read some of those comments and they say, don't ever read the comments, but I read them. And I actually felt bad for Johnny D. No, time out. We need to address the people that say don't ever read the comments. Because reading the comments, y'all say whatever you want to about me. I find great delight in reading those.

comments. And if you're clever and witty, I chuckle with you. Well, none of that. I can appreciate that comedy. And there's some people that are just mad at the world. What I don't understand is in those comments. If you go, look, some of them are just like random 20 words put together. Like the elegant unicorn floats by the wheat bread. I'm like, what? Like, I don't, I don't even know how that comes to be. Like, you know, but stall on that comment back, because they, Some of the women out there say he looked good since he lost weight. Look at him blushing now.

I like the comments on the last one because they all like my hair. Including this one lady who gives like a full dissertation about I'm a young millennial. Some people just don't like me because I'm young. And I'm a mean millennial to Uncle Si because Ty uses a rotary phone and I think that's funny. And then last week, Uncle Si don't use no phone. Thank you. Well, you don't show up to work at the time. Rotorizer otherwise.

Wait, which one you're talking about? Here. Oh, who? Si. Oh. But look, everybody's got their own opinion. No. Some people say they don't like JD.

Philip, for example, and I still think it's Philip McMillow. He's going to get a, you know what, for you. Get a proper tongue lashing. That would be my favorite. But that being said, I would say 98% of all the comments are very inspiring, uplifting. Well, look, hey. I think our last one had 22. dislikes on our on our

YouTube page which is like hardly any. Because some people just dislike anything we do just for grins. The real question is, Cy, how did you trick the whole world into loving you? They ain't nobody mad at you. He's America's famous uncle. Nobody. Nobody. Here's the thing. That's why I tell people all the time

when I'm preaching to them. Here comes preaching. I'm living proof there is a God in heaven because guess what? He's the one that made me I'm everybody's uncle. all rolled into one. All rolled into one.

Everybody's talking about you don't mind me calling your uncle's eye, do you? I actually feel like you really are my uncle. You are my uncle. You're one of my three favorite uncles and I got about six. Guaranteed. When I was coming up, it wasn't, it didn't all seem that long ago. I guess it was. It's back in the 1900.

Yeah, a long time ago. If you talk trash, you got a bloody nose. You better be able to back it up. If you do the crime, you better be able to do the time. So I didn't do no trash. talking when I was coming up because I couldn't bag it up. Now, nowadays, you can talk trash and nobody ever knows who you are. So I think it's Philip McMillan.

I wouldn't be surprised. Philip may just be angling like to get you weeded out and him in permanently. You know, maybe. I guess the power of suggestion. Like, Philip gets enough people on his side. They may just kick you in. Well, they call them bots. Russian, they call them, they robots.

There's some robots. These eight bots. I will. These are real angry rednecks that have a very strong affinity for Sy and a very low affinity for Johnny D. And that's all right because Uncle Si likes me the most because we're friends. What was that you looking at? I was just going, I'm trying to get back to our podcast.

That looked like tires. Tar. I have no idea. We'll get back to the podcast. We're going to take another break. We'll be right back. Anyway, back to the emails at hello at duckcallroom.com. This one is very stone.

specific. Uh-oh. Because we get a lot of questions about, because everybody knows Stone's a, Stone is a master grill, barbecue, what would you call it? Smoker. Smoker. He's a, the man can cook outside. He's a hobby chef.

He's a chef. I love to smoke and grill any meat, any protein. So we've gotten a lot of questions about that. And I think it kind of goes hand in hand with this, because people are trying to learn how Stone's weight loss plan. How did it happen? What was it? Well, it all started with a crippled mallard drake.

I shot down the mallard drake. At the time, I weighed about 2.30. I shot down this mallard drake, and I went after him. Well, I about 80 yards into it. I started hearing this noise. He! He! He!

He! I've done it. Yeah. This story sounds familiar. It ended up in open heart surgery. So I got up to about 50 yards probably, and one lucky shot, I went ahead and killed him. So then I started, I started easing up to him, and the wheezing got louder. And I, eh, eh, and I wasn't sick.

I didn't have a sore throat or nothing. So I grabbed the duck, and I'm like, I got him. I get up to the levee. I'll start walking down the levee. I'm like, no, this is going to work. So I sat down. I sat down on the levee. And for 30 minutes, I did.

That's when you look around and start seeing them little gnats up there too, isn't it? That's right. So I made a decision. I made a decision right then. If I don't die here. If I make it out of office levee, if I make it back to the ridge, I am going to diet and start exercising. Because, you know, I have a little bit of military background,

which I was in shape, played a couple years of J-Co baseball. I was in shape. And then I got way bad out of shape. And here I am at the crossroads. And overweight. And overweight. So now going back to the question, what I did to lose the weight, I had a, what I would call a heavy,

diet consisting of meat, cheese, and eggs. I ate an omelet every night for two years. Oh, you're like my brother. You got on that keto. It was a modified keto. I ingested zero sugar, no sugar whatsoever, and very few. I kept my carb intake under 10 grams a day, which some people say that's not good for you, but, you know,

I had to lose the weight. I'd do something drastic. And then I joined the boxing club and did that for about four years. And I just stuck with it. Here I am. And now you're on that jiu-jitsu. Well, I do, yeah, I do boxing twice a week, jujitsu twice a week and sledgehammer once a week.

Sledge-hammering? Yeah. You just go hammer stuff? I get a sledgehammer and beat the crap out of a tire with it. I'd hate to be that tall. So Stone went from... That's my new routine. It relieves a lot of stress.

When you have three daughters, two of them are teenagers, you need stress relievers. You need to beat a tire. J.D., it would kill me and you, okay? I would never do that. It's that simple. No. If you tried to do what he did, it would kill both of us. Oh, yeah. Oh, I thought he meant.

Like an idiot, I went over at one time and tried. No. You tried to, you went to boxing class? No, no. Oh, yeah. No, I just wanted. He showed me what he does over at his house. Besides quarantine video, remember?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Stone put him up on that speed bags, huh? Oh, Stone on the speedbag is like, do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d. It looked like a scene out of Robin. Well, look, Sigh, Sire's got hands now. Don't ever doubt it. He hit me last week, and it actually hurt. Sigh got them hand.

Yeah. He got rhythm. That's that music. Okay. That was the one that got him in a gym, and Mr. Lee tried to run him off. No, you can't run off. He tried to kill him. No, no, yeah.

No, no, but he tried to kill him and couldn't. He showed back up. He said, well, they ain't get rid of them, so I'll get him in shape. I'm stubborn. This man is 82 years old, okay? He does the sledgehammer on the stupid tire. Yeah.

On the stupid, no, no, look, above their head. Woo! Woo! Hey, about 50 times. About 50? About 360 times. Well, no, no, I was going to say, hey. 50 and a set.

50 in a set. Then he does it three or four more times. And he's 84. now. He had the COVID, survived it. And he can't get out of Mexico right now. Mr. Lee, we're thinking about you. Hopefully you'll get home in soon. Is that a... We miss him. Mr. Lee's stuck in Mexico. He's a national treasure. Yeah, he's stuck in Cabo, son.

Oh, you got to meet. Worst places to be stuck. Or wherever. No, he didn't know Cabo. I think he's in Guadalajara. No, no, look, when he gets back, we're going to take J.D. over and meet him, and I want to see, I want to watch him when he shakes hands. Yeah. No, I don't feel like you. Mr. Lee will make you go to your knees.

Have you ever seen, you've seen the Rocky movies. Yeah. You know the old man, Mickey, that trains Rocky. This is him. I see him. In real life. Yeah. I'm going to get my butt wubbed if you do anything.

Oh no, I was going to try to stay with him. And it was backpedaling. Sides wincing in pain for our listeners in the car, not watching. I said, holy son. I was going down. See, that's why you slick him. Because now you ain't got to shake his hand if you don't want to. You get COVID, man.

Give him some fistball. That's a good point. Give one of Jay's moves. Give him the elbow. Yeah. Or say, hey, give me some in big knuckles and put your elbow up there, you know. Yeah, I 100% know for a fact that old man would whip me. Well, let's take one more break.

We'll be right back. He changed my life. Him and that crippled matter Drake changed my life. Hey, no more reason. A cripple malle drake changed mine too. I didn't kill him either. Yeah. I couldn't catch him.

Show us a scar. Yeah. I got a shock. I hear it. Hey, watch him cripple my other drinks, boys they're hurt you. Oh, guarantee. One of them taught me a lesson this year, too. He got in there with them kutes, and I crippled a kooten.

Went over and pick him up. You don't do that. Scroats you all up. Yeah, don't grab no crippled coat. He'll hurt you. Really? Oh, oh. Climb you like a cat squirrels, huh?

He's got claws on him. Oh, yeah. He's like a chicken. I know what Johnny D. He needs to do. Uh-oh. You need to come to jujitsu. class with me. Is there like a heavyweight division?

Yes. Hey, let's do the podcast from the Jiu-Jitsu gym. Me and Sai, watch. I'll just say, me and Sia, say, I'll commentate the class. I'll commentate on it. No, I just started and I say I have maybe 11 hours in and it is the toughest thing I've ever done in my life. Well, I'm a lot like Sai though. Whenever your body is saying pain, that means stop. No, no. There's a couple guys look like you in there. Oh, that's good news. I don't know. I've lost a little way. I don't know how long they're going to last.

What's the goal of Jiu-Jitsu to stay conscious? Pretty much. Yeah, stay conscious and not have any limb permanently damaged. Because I'm down a little weight from my heaviest. My heaviest was after Carter was born. That's a whole other story. But we were living in New Orleans while he was in the hospital. And we were miserable people.

We were in the hospital every day. So it was like, well, we're in New Orleans. Watch this. Yeah, want to go Drogos? And I didn't get on a scale for about. a year just to be safe. So I don't know my heaviest weight, but there's a picture, and me and my wife always laugh about it. We get home with our son. I was like, who are those two fat people holding our kid? Because we were big. You look like the one that gave birth. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But then

I lost a little weight. I'm a fluctuator and a half. Like, I lost 20 pounds last year. Guess what? It's back. I got 15 of it back. In like December. In December, I was just like, you know what? It's the holidays. But you can lose enormous amounts of weight. By, you can lose. Enormous amounts of weight. eating meat and cheese and eggs. Yeah, get on that carnivore thing. I did that. That's what I did last year. But then I wanted nachos.

No, can't do the tortillas. Yeah. That's always my biggest thing. Man, pizza's good. That's good. I love a pizza. We eat more pizza than most human beings, too, at my house. Yeah, I love it.

We get made fun of how much pizza we eat. And fried crappies, I love them. They're good. That's when I fell off the wagon. I sent you that picture. Remember? I was over my dad's house. There were cheese sticks, french fries, fried fish, and fried chicken.

He made it all. We got a fly. We got a runner. Oh, hey. That's a good lick. I got a question. I got a question for the man that's in shape. Nope.

What you got, sir? I'll answer it for you. Stone. Oh. Stone. What? Right here. How do I get rid of that?

I'll tell you exactly how you get rid of it. You open up your freezer and you take those five half gallons of black walnut ice cream. And you bring them to Martin. house. Yeah, bring on the Martin's house. And then you get on the other side of your freezer, and you take those 10 containers of banana bread and do the same thing with that.

How much banana bread? Look, I hadn't been eating banana bread, okay? And look, it takes me about, what, three days to eat a pint. I'll eat a little bit, and I'll put the lid back on, put it back in the freezer. See, that's where me and you're different. When I grab a pint of ice cream, I take that lid and go throw it in a garbage. That way, I ain't got a reason to say.

No, no. I used to, but I'm trying to get rid of this. Well, then you just got to go cold turkey like you did them sagrets. I mean, this is what you got to do. You got to get off of it. No. Hey, at my age, I can't give up. Or start smoking again.

I ain't going out of it. I don't put me in the States to begin with. Why are you trying to lose weight, though? Because I had the virus, I lost, what, 10 pounds? Well, no, about 15. You did it? Yeah, he lost a lot of weight. 160.

Mm-hmm. 160. Mm-hmm. 160. I ain't weighed 160 since I had to go in the special. Oh, no, no. Look. The special she had to weigh during little boys football, you know, down there on the end in the dark.

Yeah, 150. You know. Oh, yeah, because every time I stepped on a stupid, uh, whatever it is. Scale. Scale. Scale. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it's talking about get off. Get off. You know. Made that wheeze insane. Look. If I hadn't stopped. Okay. I got the fire.

I just went on up 190, 200 like he did. Oh, welcome to the club for you. Yeah. No, no. That's why I'm saying, you know, I'm up to 167

I weighed today. Now, I need to go back down about 160. 160. You need seven pounds off of you. Yeah. That's two weeks with no ice cream.

But he don't want to do that. No, no. But I just went to the grocery store. No, no, no. I think 167's a healthy way. I think I could work that out. Yeah, two weeks. Two weeks.

Give us two weeks, no ice cream and report back. But then I'd be like, JD, then it wouldn't be a pilot. I'd just go ahead and bring Gallag out and throw the lid away. Oh, that's... I'm just saying, like, you're happy. What's seven pounds? Look at me and Martin.

You're way smaller now. Yeah, but hey, you've done it. You don't understand. Hey, no, I got to, you know... Look, I lost weight. I got up to like 3, about 320. Right after we started the show. and my back was hurting all the time.

So I said, I'm going to lose weight until my back quits hurt. Well, I got down to like $2.90. My back quit hurting. I said, okay. So I took the foot off the gas. I was like, you know, we're good. Well, getting back $2.90. No, I stayed right there.

I'm good. Like, if I get to a number, I can stay plus or minus three pounds right in there. But the problem is at $2.90, that worked for about a year. Then that back got to hurting again. I said, okay, we're going on a downwind. trend got down 280 no more pain i was like all right we good well that worked for about a year now we're about i don't know i guess i got to go down about 10 pounds every but they're going to be a point where i hit a bottom that i'm going to have to cut off a leg if i'm going to lose 10 pounds so

you know i mean right now i'm at like 268 you ain't never going to lay 167 no god if i am i mean i'm going to be in a box how tall how tall how tallly i'm six four six six five whatever i mean i'm somewhere in between two one would be a lot would be in a box would be in a box but i'm going to good. $200? Hammer, that's 68 pounds from here. Well, no, no, but I'm just saying

That's two of John Davis kids. No, no, but I'm saying I'm saying, though, 6-4 on your frame. I'm supposed to be like 220 is what they say if you use that thing. I'd be. Well, see, I said 200, so I was

20 else. But I ain't getting there. I was 225 this time last year. Now I'm like 240. We're going to say 240. It's probably 245, but there's no reason to count. I like the round. Stone, what are you at?

I need to lose 20. I weigh 172 right now. 72. But his is. And hey, he's up a little bit. 67. Because he'll whoop you. Well, you say, 245?

245. I know I'm 268. Golly. I got sighed by a smooth Honda. There's a couple of boats. I got sighed by a smooth Honda. You got sighed by all three of my kids. Yeah.

A hondo. That's incredible. And the man, he's a pon. ice cream every other night he's living a lot of no no I'm telling you I it takes me three days now I used to I thought a little way like you and eat the whole pint okay and I said well no I gotta get because because when the virus made me lose 15 pounds I just then I looked I just after it started feeling better I look and here it goes again I

forget about the ice cream how many twinkies do you do you know I ain't I've been off of them I hadn't ate banana bread for since the virus look at him I'm serious. Banana brand's healthy. There's bananas. But I'm also of the opinion, Sa, I'm just going to be honest with you,

you're 72. Yeah. Enjoy the rest of what you got here. No, no. See what you won't. Yeah. I believe in that and I'm 31. Don't get the $200,

but don't let $167 by the you. You know. You look good. You do look good. Well, I'm going to lose this belly. Well, I'm fine with that. If I had to get a rolling pin and... I don't think that's going to work.

I would love to watch you try. That sounds like an info-merger. Then I may have to go to the doctor and say, hey, what them things are a clamp they put on there? Uh-oh, I don't know. Whatever happened in the space. I hear something about doctors and clamps. I stop all over. I'm just telling us I'm blowing smoke now because I hate doctors.

We've been blowing smoke for hours. That's all we do is blow the phone. We'll see if Tommy John can make you a girdle. Oh, that's what we'll get on. No, no, I ordered one of them and guess what? A girdle? No, no. It's supposedly to make one of these go away.

oh no look no it just hide oh no no look you got to put your oxygen on to get in it don't you oh no no no look I put it on and look I'm about to pass out so I gotta get out of it

okay hey look but he's gonna lose that seven pounds he can't get dressed but he can't lose that seven pounds no no no look I couldn't that was never going to work

I couldn't stand to wear it okay because I was going to work. That's the point. Mm-hmm. You don't get back on that wheeze. Oh, no, hey. My wife, hey, what would have happened?

No, no. My wife would come in and come in and talking about, uh-oh. He ain't got a pulse. Oh, look. He ain't got a heartbeat. He died. Oh. Will you wear it just that one day?

No, no. No. I don't even know if I could. I'll sit. I'll have to. I'll make a deal with you. No, I'll make a deal with you. Try to put it on in here.

Oh, I'll do that. No. I'll do that. Okay, no, I'll do that. Look. And we'll all take a turn trying to put it on. Oh, no, no. Hey, I'm going first if we do that.

Look here. I bet you can't wear it five, no, three minutes. I bet you if it's your size, I can't get it over one of my legs or my head. I don't know if it goes from the top or the bottom, but which way is it comes? Is it come up or does it go down? No, no, it goes. I guess I tried it from my feet up. He said it came with a bottle of lube.

Oh, no, no, no. You're supposed to put it on your belly to help it go away. Oh, it's got grease with it. Well, no, no. I didn't even use the salve or whatever it is. The grease, yeah. The butter.

He's got a stick of butter rubbing it on his belly so he can get in his underwear. I don't guess you shipped it back yet. You know, you got to send it back and get their money back. Oh, I'll give you $20 to keep that thing. Well, hey. This could be a good party trip here. Oh, no, no.

If I can get it on, it's going to be funny and all get out. Guaranteed. So you got Christine. to order that for you? Oh yeah? Yeah. He saw that on his... I saw it on somewhere. In his Western break. Yeah, TV land. No, he got it in between Daryl's garage and Daryl's house. That's what happened. You know what happens when you watch TV at 2 p.m. You start ordering crap like that. Like that's the kind of stuff. You end up with that, a life alert and upside down hanging tomato plants. I mean, that's the kind of crap you in it. But he's really good at the

price is right. No, no. Here's the thing, because, see, I tried to work it off his way. I ain't got, no. We ain't terrible. I can't. I can't whip that. Okay, so no.

I'm with you. So I said, well, I said, they say it or do it. I said, in the name of what, 1995? I said, what's $20 to me? And you probably got a his and her. You know, and I said, hey, order it, you know. But then the funny part of the other thing, my wife's over just dying laughing. I said, help me get this stupid thing off.

It's killing me. Could you get it up? Were you stuck in it? Hold us. That's first time Christine undressed you in years. Hey, that's it. That's it, boys. But I, in my younger day, I had my, I had my fun.

Oh, God. You got this money. We need a Bible verse. Bible verse is sending us out. Hey, well, we talked about bodily training. So first. Timothy 4.8. For while bodily training is of some

value, godliness is of value in every way as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come. Amen. So, other words, at my age, just go with the god's department. Yeah, it's time. Me, Stone,

and Martin, there's some value in us training and getting in better shape. Look at Stone. But you, hey, you got the... Black walnut ice cream, here I come. Here it comes. Because, hey, you got the godliness part down. There you go. We'll see y'all next week here on the duck call room.

We're out. Be safe.