Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Got Heckled in NYC

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

Si cracks up at the strange experiences he had last time he visited New York. Martin shares a highly amusing story about taking Godwin's measurements. The boys laugh at the Robertsons' track record with political endorsements. Stone gets access to Willie's meat stash and holds nothing back in his assessment of people who like their meat well done. John-David has finally learned not to second guess Si — especially on his knowledge of sharks. And the boys offer advice to a girl whose dad revoked his blessing for her upcoming marriage. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si? What? Why ain't you in New York City? What am I supposed to be doing in New York City? Every time Willie used to send me there, I'd get in trouble. We figured you'd do. And hey, I kept telling the dummy, hey, look, every time I get back, I give my butt you'd buy you. You're the one that's sitting me up there, idiot.

Is this true? Quit sending me to New York City. We just thought you would be promoting your new show. Well, I did. The rest of them's up there. I did. with the, what, by the computer, boys. Everything's digital today.

So I done zoomed in some. Oh, I've done zoomed into it. I can't use it, but I'm zoomed into it. There's people around here that can use it. No, I'm what you say, computer illiterate. I like the computer. Okay, in other words, hey, I'm a big dummy when it comes to computers. And I love it.

Join the club. I'm right there. I love it, too. I talked to Jayce this morning, asking him, He needed some, I needed a size for a new set of waiters. And he said, well, I don't know. Let me see if somebody in here in hair and makeup can measure my chest size. And I said, wait, do what?

Isn't it just your shoe size on waiters? No, these are custom. Get him a frog suit. Highfalutin. Get him a frog suit. I guessed on your size, side. I don't care. Medium.

I'll wear whatever you get. I got him a large because I know he runs cold. I'm very easy to come, you know. These are custom built waiters. You're going to look good. We may not kill nothing, but we're going to look good. Well, I'm going to kill mine. You may not kill nothing, but I'm going to get mine, buddy.

Custom waiter. These are form-fitting waiters. They ain't got much form to fit here, boys. Do they have a space for black walnut ice cream guts? Can you add that? Talk about that. I ate a whole pint of it last night. That's why I went up a size on size.

Maybe it was good, too, boys. He probably is a medium, but I got a large. I actually changed brand. Uh-oh. Yeah, it used to be Bluebell. Breaking news. No, but then they had something in Bluebell talking about recalls. Uh-oh.

That was like six years. That was 10 years ago. It was a while back. It's been a while back. But Blue Ball is so good, you can kill a few people. But I actually did it, or either Miss Christine may have done it. Stone gets, what is it, Golden? Uh-oldenbrook?

Yeah, Golden Brook or something like that. It's in a... A yellow tub. I don't eat ice cream. I don't eat ice cream. You had it at your house because I ate it there. Well, you had some kind of pie, and I said, you want some ice cream in order? I said, yes, I do.

That was a NAN purchase. Well, I'm just saying, hey. So it's actually good ice cream. It's a little smoother than Bluebell. Okay. It's got more, I guess it's got more... whipped cream in it than ice cream. Old steak.

Because they don't freeze real solid. You know, Bluebell would freeze solid where, I mean, you could take it and put a hatchet to it. So it's not overturned, is what you're saying. It's smoother. Yeah. And it's easier to eat. There you go.

Soft side of ice cream? You heard it here first. Yeah, it's soft right. It's a golden brook man. That's what I make. I don't eat ice cream. I do. I like it.

I love ice cream. I like the ice cream. That's my one guilty pleasure. At the hamburger and hot dog places of the thing. Oh, the soft serve. That's good. But I think the most confusing part of Martin's day was when he called Galwin to get his measurements. That was another good one.

So that's what I've been doing all morning. If y'all want to know what general manager of this company looks like, I called everybody to get their measurements. And I bet until right now you still have not got John Galvin's measurements from waiters. Now, let me tell you how this went. This is actually pretty good. So I texted Gavin, I said, I need to know your chest size. And he said, three X.

And I said, no, Gavin, I need to know like a number. Hey, 42 long, whatever. Yeah, well, it ain't 42. Yeah, yeah, okay. We'll get there. Yeah. We'll get to 42. It's a different part of it.

Then we're going to go on it. So then I said, well, he ain't going to know this. I'll text Paula. I text Paula. I said, what's your husband's chest size? size. She said, three X. I said, I'm up on a sex, boys. I said, Paul, the one is the last time you got Gobwin, anything fitted. And she said, about 25 years ago. He was a different size. And he was two men less, roughly. It was two men. This is what I'm going to, because here's his

measurements, by the way. If Gobwin was in one in magazines, and he's a centerfold, he is 55, 454230 He's what now? 554230 So he's like a stump upside down He's like if you take a stump And put him upside down

He's like a cypress knee But you got to turn him up right down He's real broad here And then he tapers as he goes I like it I don't know that I would know my measurement You know yours Off the top of your head

Yeah I'm a 50 I'm a 50 chest I'd be with God when I bet I used to be a 52 I'm really probably like a 49 but that wasn't an option so I went with 50 so I can put on a sweatshirt up under them

man y'all got the tuxedos of waiters coming over you bet you son we're gonna be well I guess we may not kill them well hey no we don't look good waiters are important why's that because if they're not

comfortable and keep you dry then they're miserable Si ain't worried about it. He gets ubered to the duck blind. He can go into any shoes. I've got a good man taking care of me. The rest of it, the ones that really got worried about, is me, Stone, Jace, because he just likes to go hodge, podger round.

None of them matter. But them old men just get dropped off at the duck line. None of them matter. With biscuits and gravy. That's right. The old graybeards is that's the only ones that matter. That's right. You're with the front money men, boys.

But it was funny. So, we got Gobbon, because y'all wanted, He ain't been here in a minute. I've got gobb one in Pennsylvania cutting the DC-200 duck call. That's where we're having them turn now. Oh, he's up there, helping turn them.

Yeah, he's up there turning them and lacquering them and all that kind of stuff. Wouldn't a plastic? Well, yeah, would. The DC-200. Oh, the DC-200. The classic commanding. Yeah, the cedar.

The reason we're all sitting in these chairs. Oh, yeah, okay. The DC-200. Yeah, okay. That was an all-start of it, boy. Yeah. So we had to get some new people to start. cutting them for us because I don't know if any woodworkers listen to this we just they're too

much humidity down here the stain and lacquer in the volumes we need stain in so we tell wood don't dry out good around so we took it north where it likes to dry out but godwin's up up there up there working with them and he's in there with a bunch of a Pennsylvania folks working in a woodshed having them measure his chest he said he said I have one of them stretch that tape measure out He said, it's a 55, but I like for it to be loose. I said, well, Godwin, it only goes up to 58, so I don't know how much loose we're going get, buddy. Well, hey, I'd have called him and told him, I said, hey, look, use your bull riding rope.

What? Wrap it around your chest. You think he toast that with him? Oh, yeah, he thinks, hey, any bull rider keeps his rope. I think he retired from that sport. Oh, boy. No, you never retire. It's like a Marine.

Once and a Marine, always a Marine. I'd pay good money to watch it. So, yeah, there you go. Yeah, that's the peak behind the fourth wall of duck commander. If you want to know... He's probably downgraded from riding bulls to riding sheep. Because they ain't as bad, okay? They ain't as mean.

That... Gobbin on a sheep would be dangerous for the sheep. I know. It'd be fun to watch them. It'd be hilarious to watch. Gobin ain't in an old mutton busting no more, I can guarantee you. You aren't your hair first, boys. The mutton busters.

But that's what you do on a daily basis around here. Everyone know what General Mandi Dut Commander is, get everybody's sizes, heard them cats. You got one in Pennsylvania, one in New York City and hair and makeup. Speaking of cats, what? Check this one out. Oh. This guy's black panther shirt on everybody.

And on that note, I'm going to take our first break. And they do exist. Yeah. Just like this commercial. We'll be back right after that. We'll be right there. It does. All right.

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That's tribeef.com slash. Support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. There's one on Disney. I didn't know about it. Oh, good grief. Motor cross, bull riding. He liked things that could borderline. kill you yeah he still does he's a he's an adrenaline junkie and when you get in the when you get in the boat

with him oh i'd say no i ain't doing that he can't can't stay in the channel you know them they have a problem of staying in the channel that s curve at darbone we went right through it one day and he was had his phone we were going 70 miles an hour no in that boat in a barrel stumps everywhere not doing it if you can't see it you can't hit it oh yeah yeah i don't like it yeah i don't like I rode with some vast fishermen in one of them in a real, real fast boat. I don't like going fast on water. No. I really don't.

No, that stuff hurts when you end up out. Well, I don't know because, I mean, it's bad enough when you're going like a 20-horse market gun at it. Yeah. And then that's what Phil Robertson driving. Hey, he's bouncing off the trees, hitting stumps, everything else. But the man, hey, here's what I don't understand. What? You would figure if you busted a fin off the bottom of the motor.

that it would do something to it out of balance it. No, five miles faster. Okay. It was like a governor. No, no, yeah. And hey, two months later, he knocked the other side off. Another five miles now. His 20-horse mercury would out run any other 20-horse mercury on Lake Darbonne.

What was y'all in such a hurry for? Well, hey, look, no, we were just, you know, bass fishing. The best one was the flood came in, okay? brought a giant log gem into Lake Darbon. Okay, so we're there one afternoon right at Dust Dark, and we see all these fish over there behind this big log gym busting on sheds. Where was you at? Was you a plet or a baron?

Well, I know it was Darbon. First thing was said was, hey, get in the back of the boat, backseat with me. No. Oh, yeah. No. He's jumping, boys! Hey, so I get in the back of the boat with him, here we go. Did he put a bag?

Do you put a bag over your head? Oh, no, no, no. I'm watching this with everything I got. So, hey, look, we go over the logs, and I'm telling me, hey, this was like probably 20 yards of them. Okay, and hey, we're coming right straight, dead center of a big old Saperstree out there. And I'm going, turn.

And he liked to sunk the boat when he turned it. Okay. Shocker. And we slammed against it right before the motor, right in front of the motor, where he's sitting, bam, hit the tree, bounced off that, shut it down, and then we just proceeded to fill the cooler with about four-pound bass, ever cast. Sometimes.

Then we've got to get back out now. How'd you get out? Same way. We're not down, turn around, and a wall. Here we go. We filmed a gator tank. But it wasn't old. Wasn't no trees going back.

That was a good thing. How many bass did y'all keep? Well, we had a cooler full. One of them big ones. Their limit. I don't know how many. Okay. I wonder why they don't bite like that.

If the game warrant had checked us, we would probably have paid a big, big time. And now if you show up at either one of them's house with a four-pound bass, I said, get that trash off my porch. They won't touch it. Well, you can't even get field to go fishing anymore. Not without a net. Well, no. He don't even do that anymore. He just, you know, he actually, he's been, he's been running his, his net.

Oh, guys have? No, Phil. Oh. Yeah, he caught a couple hundred pounds of ops last week, or week four last. I don't know why. You didn't even get a call, did you? Well, no, no, yeah, he ain't going to keep a couple of them. Oh, by the way, tomorrow night, it feels.

You need to come to supper. Okay, this is Thursday. Oh, beef tenderloin. Oh, hey, he's in. And, uh, Ben, I think Ben Carson is going to be there.

Oh, he's going to be there? Yeah. Ben, he's going to be there? Yeah. B.C. Boy, boys. That's important. Please call it.

Ben, yeah, Ben, I think I will. Hey, B.C., how's going? Ben Carson's coming to town. Yeah. Ben Carson is coming to town. We have made it. Somehow.

Oh, he was the first one that separated the twins. Their head, their head was joint. He was the medical doctor that actually pulled that off for the first time. My grandmother used to have a Ben Carson for president sticker. I hope he's not coming looking for a political endorsement. We're like 0 for 17. Yeah, we're not very good in the political arena. You must.

You may not want to... I don't miss it. You know, and you're involved in any place of your, what is it, campaign. He's probably a fan of your new shows, sir. Oh, yeah. That's probably why he's coming. Now, you're going to take him metal detector? New.

Jace might. No, Jason, New York City. New York City. New York City. Look, I had a meeting this morning. Hey, he got thrown out of the Trump Tower. Well, what else do you going to do? I saw him on TV this morning.

Oh, did you? Yeah. Was on your Fox and Friends? Yeah. Well, I guess he's in the up-air plug-in-our show. Yeah, that's what he was doing. He's trying to make you some more money. Hey, Jason, good work.

Go for it, son. Go for it, son. I ain't lost nothing in New York City. No. A lot of money. That place is expensive. New York City? Yeah, well, the pizza's cheap.

It's like a dollar a slice. It was actually cool to walk out of our hotel, walk downtown, and people were screaming. Hey, I know that guy. People did that in New York? Oh, yeah. You are big time, sir. Oh, no.

And then one of them said, hey, he had a sign that said to give me money for drugs. His sign said. And I said, dude, hey, you see it? Big and fancy restaurant over there. I said, if you're hungry, I'll take you over and buy you the best to take you on. He said, no. He said, no. He said, I want money for drugs.

I said, hey, idiot. I ain't going to buy it, give you no money for drugs. Well, when I was walking away, he said, hey, duck thawness, he sucks. Is that a true story? Oh, yeah. I'm serious. I'm serious. You know, and I said, well, hey, dude, I ain't going to buy you no drugs.

I've never heard that story. I will say this about the guy. At least he was honest. Well, no, no, I have to say, I told him. I said, well, at least you're honest, because, hey, you know, you just tell it like it is. I want some drugs. I said, but I ain't going to give you any money for it. And Duck Dynasty sucks.

Yeah, and Doug Dynasty sucks. That's it. He said, well, I guess you. He must have been on about season 10. Yeah. I said, you're an anti-Duct Duxity, huh? Since I won't give you drugs. He washed it from his apartment.

His cell phone. He said, I ain't homeless. I didn't need drugs. He didn't say nothing about being homeless. No, no, he may have watched it on the big screen. You know, that may have showed on the big screen there for they do a New Year's Eve. No, he got a cell phone. I think it was a cell phone.

Oh, yeah. Homeless and got a cell phone. I don't think he was homeless. I think he living up there. I think he'd look up one of them buildings right there and he see his house probably. And you probably make pretty good money. There's a lot of people in New York. Well, that's like all the people that are still on highways, about giving me money.

Hey, some of them do make like $250,000 tax free. Cash. Okay, cash. $20 bills at a time. Let me tell you something. If they out there today, they're earning it. I'm just saying, hey. This is hot.

I'm just saying, hey, they got a Mercedes parked around the corner back in somewhere. I don't know why the good Lord has decided in June that we need whatever is going on out there. But it's hot. Well, I know the answer to that. Volcanoes. That's what I was watching on Nova. That's why we're so hot right now? There's a volcanoes.

Mount Driscoll's about to erupt? No, and the youngest ones is that on Hawaii. on the island of Hawaii that's the youngest volcano and that's why it's hot in Louisiana you're watching propaganda sir I'm watching it was actually a echo show

it was showing the underwater how volcanoes affect when they make the islands when they blow up and come out of the sea and form an island oh yeah I watch that too it's called Moana well no no but I'm saying what was cool though it was showing all these different

sharks. And that's why it's hot. Oh, sharks are in danger. You didn't know that? No, they ain't in danger. I watched that show last night. They ain't in danger. So are Spoonbill catfish.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's always the turkey buzzard too. Comerance. Yeah, comrades. They're all in danger. Yeah, they're all in danger. Hey, somebody somewhere ain't got no sense.

Hey, well, let's see if we can find them in this commercial break. We'll be back right after this. Hey, you know what? I bet we are close to Shark Week. Oh, no, no, no. It's always the end of July, isn't it? It's in the... It showed a big, great white.

Yeah. And she was pregnant. She was eight feet tall. No, that was just Brittany. She's in the other... No, no, that wasn't Brittany. Hey, she was eight feet tall and 20 foot long. Okay, and she showed up in Hawaii, which is not normal.

They usually are in Mexico. They seem the same one in Mexico. Wait a minute. You're talking about a shark? Yeah. Great white. Eight foot tall. Eight foot tall.

Okay. And 20 feet long. What? And big as a school bus? 18-hundred. 18-wheeler. This is an eight-foot seat. Oh, no.

And that's, hey, that's how big she was. If you went from the top of her fin to the bottom of her belly. I've learned to stop. And she had a big old belly. Okay, because she had one in the oven cooking. She had twin? Well, I don't know. Wait.

Now, that I don't know. normally they only have one and she was in Hawaii for vacation but it was showing all the different types and it was actually cool because the uh the stingray is he's a cousin of the shark I knew that

well I didn't yeah okay because they're in that they got that funny phone mouth yeah they're in that shark skates and rays family and things hey them things get how big do you think they get about size of a Volkswagen? Well no no no no no no no the wing spread.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. About like a Volkswagen going through the water. No, no, no, no, no. Turn side. You're not going to believe this. Oh, I will. 29 feet. Wide?

29 feet. A great white shark spotted off the coast of Hawaii has left diver's stun. The shark is estimated to be eight foot wide and is also said to be as long as an adult giraffe tall, 20 foot long. Yeah, eight foot wide. But he still knew what he was talking about. They didn't say eight feet wide. But look, let me.

He's in eight feet tall. Hey, whether he's, but. Whether he's that wide or that tall, it don't matter. It don't matter. That's a big old fish. That thing's jaws. He'd break your, he'll break your cricket. Was this him?

That's her. That's her. Her. Her. She's a female. Good, great. And that's our good buddy foe probably right there up under swimming. Oh, no, no.

Look, they had what the. That's one sharks. The biggest shark is the whale shark. And he looked like that nurse shark you caught out in the key. Except about 10 times bigger. Yeah, but way way bigger. He's a filter feeder. You're talking about teeth.

Yeah. It showed him they done a close-up when he comes swimming by. He's got about six rows, and they're at 45s. Have you ever been beside one? What's that? Out in the Gulf. One of those whale sharks. Uh-uh.

No, I ain't ever seen it one. It's incredible. Yeah. The biggest one I ever seen out there in the Gulf, well, there's two of them that were really big. That big white tip thing we saw down there in the Bahamas that ate half of my tuna and them old boys wanted to jump in

and go look at him but they said, no, no, there's blood in the water. We'll probably stay out of the water. Yeah, we'll probably stay out of the water. And then that big, giant hammerhead that lived at the bridge in Key West that ate everybody's tarp in that was around there. He didn't eat mine, but he ate everybody else's.

Well, hey, he ate one that the bass fisherman had on. Yeah. Oh, Scott Martin? Huh? Yeah. Is that the one that's the ones that, Oh, boy. Yeah, Scott and Roland. Yeah, Roland.

Yeah, I was down there filming with them whenever I saw him. That sucker big. Hey, that was the most amazing thing I've seen in my life because, hey, old Roland said, okay, he's been fatten this 120-pound tarphing for like an hour. Well, they finally got him up against the boat. Okay, and guess what happened? He comes from the bottom, and hey, one of them hammerheads ate that 120-pound tarpins like a shiner. Look, that thing come up.

Okay, and that's what Ronald said. He turned and said, tell me you got that on the camera. Yeah. He said, folks, that was a hammerhead shark that just ate a 120-pound tarphing. Like a shatter. Like a shatter. Like a shatter. It was amazing.

Yeah, that big rascal come up beside our boat when we were down there. and I went from the edge of the boat to the middle of the boat. I said, mm-mm. Oh, no, no, no, no. No, he was like... They got that... He'd be.

They got that thing on him, what you had called it. It goes way out, and then it's got an eyeball on each end of it. A hammerhead. You know, and he's 360. He's looking 360 all the time. I don't know, but he got his bluff in with your boy. Your boy went from the edge to the center. I said, nope.

The only whale shark I ever saw was in the Atlanta Aquarium, and I still stayed back. It was very big. He's bigging. There was like three of them. Yeah. Oh, it's neat to be in, I was in the underwater aquarium. Were you in Virginia?

In Virginia, yeah. And look, out of the peripheral vision, here comes something, and all I can see is teeth. And he rammed into the glass. Hey, oh, no, no, he just right beside the glass. Looking at you. Oh, no, when I finally turned around, I just jumped back. Did he have a toothbrush? Oh, no, he didn't need no toothbrush.

Here's the neat thing about that. If they break one while they're like feeding, hey, it falls out and guess what? There's a row behind them. Hey, and it's on the chain. He runs a new one to fill that empty space and grows them back in the back. He's never without his killing power.

And I mean, sharp. Hey, that's pretty cool. When you think they've got it on a chain, he can just keep growing teeth. Is that true? You just keep running forward. I don't know that they run up. They have rows of teeth.

Oh, no, they've run them forward. I don't know how they replace them. I'm serious. They've run them forward is what I read in that museum. I'm not doubting the man. He's a biology expert from PBS and Aquarium visits. Oh, like an idiot. Okay, they got a dead one, okay, on display,

and I touched it like an idiot. I mean, touched it. Uh-oh. Did you bleed? Oh, did I bleed? Yeah, I bled. You and everybody else that touched it. Yeah.

You're like touching a razor blade. And I mean, all I did was like this. I've always wondered how them folks find all them shark teeth at the beach. Because I dig through that sand all time. I ain't ever found one. You need a metal detector. For a tooth? No.

A bone detector. I guess that's, if he got a filling, maybe. A knife or an eye, a tooth for a tooth, boy. That's what the song says. There you go. That's a simple man. Oh, Lord. Now were we going?

I don't know. Are we going to the... I would like to go back to that aquarium, though. They had really... No, no. Hey, that's a cool thing to watch. Aquariums? Johnny D.

All about captive animals. Well, that's what you're into. You fish in ponds, you go to zoos, and you love the aquarium. Well, but that was back... Activity is something you desire. It's nice to look at it. My wife did say on the way to one of the one. zoo the other day she was like is it weird that we're just going to watch animals in cages and

i was like in can you think about it yeah but i enjoy it save the species well there's science yeah lots of donations um hey a lot of them animals are a lot better off now the georgia aquarium though is because when i travel willie he's always just sit in his hotel room so i would go explore yeah that that georgia was tight i've been to the georgia aquarium by myself new orleans solid too you know that one at the bass i just go somewhere fast pro in springfield i thought it was Yeah, the wonders of wildlife. It's solid. Johnny Morris spent a lot of money there. Johnny Morris.

But he got it. He does. Ralph wanted me to put an aquarium. I said, no, Ralph. Oh, you do. You need to get you like a little six, seven-inch spotted bass. We don't even have enough room for another parking spot. Just put him in a Shiner tank. I thought about it. I got this kid who's got a pet bag. He buys goldfish and feeds it to them. Oh, Lord. Have mercy.

He bought seven yesterday. That's good catfish, bait. Apparently bass will eat it, too, if they're in an aquarium. Tough. Tough. We should get a bat bat. Goldfish. Goldfish?

Yeah. You put them on the hook on the shot line for a month. I'm serious. The only way he gets off is, hey, something to eat you. Oh, man. Well, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. I'll tell you y'all something.

I don't know if I told you all this or not, but I hit the jackpot a couple weeks ago when Willie asked me to cook. And he said, I will go to my deep freeze and get whatever you want. If you didn't get beef ribs, you missed out. Did I tell you about that? Mm-hmm. I've never seen such a... Smogger boy of meat.

I mean, beef, waggo, beef, just from top to bottom. I put it all in there. Oh, you did? You put that in there? Yeah, he'd get stuff in. He told me he put it in the freezer back in the day. He said, oh, by the way, whenever you need something, just go get it. He better not tell me that.

eyebrows got big. Oh, I said, okay. Yeah. Oh, when the power went out at one of them hurricanes, I ate elk for about three days. Meat Fest. That was a good time. Elk is good.

Mm-hmm. I'm stuck on it. Yeah, you would think, especially since they got it off a big bull, it wouldn't be worth it. Oh, it's worth it. I was shocked because we, what, I guess John Luke's won't shot him. The big one. And they didn't wait a bit.

Well, and they said, okay, we're cooking out. Have you ever eaten moose? Nope. Anybody? Oh, I might have. I think it back. I think I have. I thought it was strong.

So that was, what's that, what's that company that sent him all that meat? Show me. Show me. Show me out of Missouri. Oh, this is new meat. I went to Arkansas. This is Danny Little. Oh.

Danny started growing cows. We had bear, we had caribou, we had elk, and we had moose. How was a bear? Bear was gross as far as I'm concerned. It's like a big raccoon. Well, no, no, it's stout. That I eat you. No, no, it's stout.

Yeah. What kind of bear was it? A black bear. That'd be black. Yeah, that's a big raccoon. I just, yeah, when I look, when I look at things, he don't strike me as what I want to eat. Let him eat, too.

It's too close to a dog. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And then you got. Some people eat Mountain Line, I mean. I tried him out there in Wyoming. I don't think her.

I didn't get it. I just, no. I'm not eating cats. It's like eating a house cat. Yeah. Well, no, no, I'm just, when you, cat, no. I used to say I wouldn't eat zoo animals, but the Monroe Zoo's got some white-tailed deer. And I bet them things are real good because they live in a stress-free life over there.

Anything inside the walls of Monroe Zoo ain't stress-free. I can assure you. Hey, watch it. They're doing, that's turned around. They're making improvements. They are. Yeah, I know, but they survived the other days. They survive them days.

They might, yeah. That means they tough. Yeah, they're tough. But. There was a huge deer at the moment. Well, that's like rattlesnake. He ain't no good either. Well, no, no, everybody's talking about, I just, no, no, noot.

I keep hearing all these people go on and on about how good beaver is. What? Mm-hmm. Well, Nucharat. Yeah. People eat Nusurrat. What circles are you hanging out in where they're... Which I guess, I mean, a squirrel is fantastic, so they're probably not that far off.

Well, I was fix that. It probably could like, hey, that's my favorite wild game. The squirrel's your favorite? That's my favorite. He's got the best texture on his meat and the best flavor. When the person cooking them knows what you're doing. I will say this. The most impressive squirrel cleaner I've ever been around is Jace Robertson.

clean a squirrel and I'm not kidding you 15 seconds from start to finish man it tastes me like three minutes can I get that hair all over everything and that squirrel hair don't come on no he makes one cut right above the tail

and he steps on that tail it's done and then he just you can sell a clip it clip it it break his bones clip clip get him done and get that little gland out well you got to think though

he learned from a man that was You know, wasn't on limits. It was always in a hurry. It could all you could kill and all you could carry. Who, Jimmy Red? No, he'll. Oh. There wasn't limits on squirrels back in the day?

No. Yeah, well, back in the day. Yeah, when you run out of bullets. We're all out, boys. When did you quit? You ain't got no more shells. Yeah. But the Miss Cay's squirrel and dumplings are.

Divine. Oh. Oh. They're good. Oh, no, I like young fox squirrels, really. Cat's squirrel's too little. I like a young fox squirrels. My grandma was like Kay, though.

She saved a head and everything. Oh, no, no. And that always weirded me out. Well, Phil always said that's the reason Kay so squirly. Okay, because she eats squirrel brains, okay, all her life and loves them. But Mama had it down to where she left. She took the, this is going to be bad. She took the eyes out of the young one.

and left the eyes and the old ones. That way when they were frozen, you go in there and you know which ones were for dumplings. It needed a little pressure cooking, and you know which ones were for frying. Well, that's pretty smart. That was her classification system. Okay. Just whenever you get ready to cook them, pop them out. I said, but the old ones are just bigger than the young ones.

So why don't we go ahead and get rid of them eyeballs anyway? Something weird. You're looking at freezing them. I mean, you know, but they're good. She used to chicken fry them things and make rice and grays. Graving, buddy. Lord have mercy. Me?

Them ones that raised in her yard were the best, they ate them pecans. Oh, no, no, no. Look. I took my papa. My wife's brother. My wife's brother was in the Navy and was coming in to visit his sister. You know, and what he requested was, hey, get outside of kills from squirrel, and that's what we'll have.

So I'd been hunting them for two weeks, you know, and had about 20 of them in the freezer. We fried them all as young. Mm-hmm. And me and him, mainly, Christine, ate a couple of little. little bites of, you know, a couple of legs, maybe. But being him, we ate that whole 20. Okay. That's, you know, that's my favorite.

He's good. Yeah, and that was with, hey, biscuits, rice, gravy, whatever we had for sides. I still think my favorite's a dove. A December dove. A December dove is good. A December dove is one of my favorite things in this world. That's probably a second one for me. But my favorite squirrel.

Yeah. Especially young, a full grown. He actually, but he's young. Yeah, those little dove wraps, they're hard to beat. Oh, like chicken, cows, big. I don't know. Back on that captivity. Chicken now, chicken.

I don't know if I told y'all, but I made chicken wraps the other day. That was one of the best things I ever put in my mouth. So you're making with them boneless thighs? Boneless thighs. There it is. It's already butterfly. You put your cream cheese. I used candied jalapinas.

Amen. And put some. Put some barbecue rub on there, wrapped two pieces of bacon around and let her eat. Did you finish it? 180. And that right at the end, right before you take them off.

You gotta glaze them with something. Get you some Mike's hot honey. That's that. And just glazed. I told you. Hey, that, my buddy's restaurant in St. Louis with the fried chicken, he had a dip called hot honey. And I,

my wife was like, thank you for taking me to this place to try this hot honey. You've done the best you can as a husband now. I'm going to tell you, as far as a finisher, a glaze, you ain't going to beat it. Mike's hot, honey. That's right. I did some baby back ribs other day, too, so I got a whole tub of them. And he had some baked beans that he put them candy and jalapenia then.

They was fine. All you're missing was a jar of olives. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it. Oh, that was fine because when I first bit in them beans, I said, hmm, hmm, I got a little heat going here, but. I said, Don't what you eat? He said, candied alipinas. I said, good move.

There you go. Candy halapetia. Oh, they was real. I picked down on until it was just miserable. My wife puts candied jalapenias on pizza, which is okay, but I like a regular halapeno on a pizza. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little sweet. Yeah, I don't agree with sweetness on a pizza.

Thank you. That's right. Salt and spice. That's right. Straight alipanine. Salated meats. That's what I'm saying. A lot of meat.

Salt and spice. The more meat and cheese, the better. Yeah. I love pizza. When somebody tells me they don't like pizza, I don't trust them. Okay, you cold trust them. I really do. My wife's cousin don't like peace. You said what?

Brittany's sister can't stand pizza. And I'm like, well, I just simply don't trust you. That's just all there is to it. You don't like a good pizza? There's nothing. I've never had a pizza that I was like, that was terrible. I've had one. I mean, it was.

I'm in. I had one that surprised me. I'll just say that. It wasn't what I thought of it. Well, if somebody tells me, I want my steak. Well done. I immediately think to myself, your opinion does not matter anymore. You have no opinion. What about when they say medium plus?

No such thing. No, that's perfect. That's perfect. Well, let's take our last break and we'll get in that end up. You know, somewhere between mediums and medium. There you go. All right, we'll be back. Y'all talk about all this good food. I'm hungry. all right we're back it's time for the fan section for all you find folks that keep emailing us at hello

at duck callroom dot com time out what did you know what episode this is we never mentioned it what is 150 of them 150 and they still want us on here 150 besides you ever think we'd get to 150 nope you think we'll make it to 200 well probably so we've turned them into a belief favor boys. I bet so. At this point, why quit? Yeah. Oh, that's funny.

Yeah, but this is episode 150, so for those... Well, we do put out some good information. For those still tagging along, and it's kind of, I think it's growing. It seems to be. Which is shocking. Thanks for tuning in. What are the people up to out there? All right.

Last episode, I had two, and I said, Emily, from Oklahoma, we're going to get to it. Oklahoma's a good country. It's... Pioneer Women's there. All right. I got some good folks in Oklahoma. Emily from Oklahoma needs advice. She's from Oklahoma.

She got engaged about a month ago to a great guy. He's from Iowa. Good country? I was good. He likes it. So her dad said yes. Dad said he would pay for the wedding. All's well.

They're both 20. They're planning to get married in September. Lots of planning's gone into it. Dad was on board. And he even already paid to book the venue. During this month, a lot of rough things have happened to his fiance. Deer totaled his car, lost some money, got laid off of his job. Rough times.

He's been working, doing some small jobs and nonstop trying to earn back what he's lost. My dad told us he no longer supports us in our marriage because he doesn't think my fiancee is good enough for me. That feels icky. He told me that he doesn't think a good father would let his daughter marry someone who can't keep their job. It was very rough to hear because of how excited we were and how we already told everyone we were getting married. So now with not a lot of money and being apart, we want to get married but thinking it would be better to wait until November,

even if Dad still doesn't support us. Any advice, Emily and Luke. That's a tough one. Yeah, it is a tough one. Martin, you look deep in contemplation. No, we don't have some vital information on this. I'll give them a little bit. Okay, hey, look, bad things are going to happen in life.

What you do with them, okay? And right now you're going through a tough time. Lost your job, wreck your car, whatever, okay. But look, it's not going to last, hopefully. Okay, so you just got to, hey, you've been kicked in the gut. Get up, dust yourself off. Yeah. And then go move forward.

That's all you can do. And I will say, I'll add this through my life experience, when something bad happens, there's always something good that comes because of it. Always, in my experience. So if you can just hang in there, keep plugging away, keep working hard, and focus on what's important. something good will come out of it. I think so.

Most people may not be able to recognize that. It's hard to recognize. Well, no, no. Especially when it happens. That's what I'm saying. Okay. Because I'm like you, you know, it's always a silver lining every dark cloud. You may not be able to see it at the time.

So, yeah, you've got a tough deal going on right now. the only thing I can say it is hey you've been knocked down get up dust to dust off of you and move forward that's it keep on track the only thing I would say there I don't think anybody's going to judge you or you need to feel embarrassed if you say hey we want to have a wedding but we're going to push it back a little bit I don't I don't life happens life happens I think people will be understanding of that um as far as your dad is because because that would be tough like your dad going from yeah I like this guy to ugh is what it seems like. And the only thing, so she says he got laid off. I mean, people get laid off and it's not their fault. And I don't know if this is an economy thing

or if this is, he wasn't a good worker and he got fired thing. And so I think all three of you sitting down and maybe having a chat would be, because maybe dad thinks, hey, he just got fired for being lazy and not working hard, which is what it seems like. was what dad thinks, but what you're saying is he's trying to get, he's working every chance he gets to get back to where he was.

So it seems like there's some sort of miscommunication here. Yeah. And as Martin says, there's three sides to every story. Well, I just say this. Dad being dad. Yeah. Okay. You're his little girl.

Okay. He wants the best for you. He may be an error here. Yeah. That we don't know. And as a man who was in a long-distance. relationship for a while kind of like what she's talking about here and i recommend y'all get a little bit closer to each other for you do this not tying anyway um you know whether that mean you

move to iwa and find you an apartment or something to live in or or vice versa he comes to oklahoma wherever y'all end up or somewhere in the middle whatever but um man long distance seems tough but it's actually pretty easy that's good because you that's good advice you're never around each other you don't have to and then and when you see each other it's like oh crap I love you know excited everything's good going about day 300 of being in the same house you're like okay all right here we go um you know but I'm I'm just that's real life like that's not a that's not a thing I don't know I would suspect what from what you're saying is some somewhere in there your dad didn't like how he reacted to what has happened to him as my guess and is why he doesn't support

it which is you know what it's your father's opinion that's fine he can do that but the whole act of marriage is leaving your mother anyway so at the end of the day does his opinion really matter no it doesn't um but it is nice to have your family on your side there's but a perfect example is Corey's dad and mom definitely didn't want her with Willie so I mean and look what happened there That's my uncle impression. Yeah. You're going to do what? No.

Well, that's just the thing about it. But look what happened because of it. Yeah. In life, things are not going to always go your way. Yeah. Okay. So I think you gave them good advice. Wait, wait.

Okay. Come together, get closer. Okay. And don't be in no big rush to get married. Yeah, you're only 20. Okay. You ain't be 20 years old for crying that right. No reason to get in a BD8.

Yeah. A big darn hurry. That's right. Don't get in the hurry. That's one of my rules. I do not get in a hurry or anything. No reason to be in one. Have thick skin and work hard.

You'll be fine. Absolutely. And if you all sit down and have a comment, what does Phil McMillan say now? What is known? That's right? It's manageable. So right now, somebody don't know something. So if you all sit there's a same.

Yeah. We don't know something. For sure, we don't. We got what you said. So if y'all sit down and hash it out, it might be. Be super uncut. Which Willie and Corey did. Mm-hmm.

With Johnny. And Johnny brought in a stack of papers of statistics because Johnny's the most analytical human being on earth. He was like, this is a make all the things go wrong. And you know what? But they sat down, they had it out, had a wedding, and... Love is not analytical. That's right.

Love is blind. That's right. Praise God for that. Uh-huh. All right. All right. We want another one? No, let's close that.

Good luck, my man. Closing you and your woman. All right. Let's go to the house. All right. Well, here's the verse. my dad sent me at 5.24 a.m. I was sleeping. Thanks, Dad. Were you awake? No. I was not. He wakes up early. Guide me in your truth and teach me for you are my God and my Savior and my hope is in you all day long. Psalm 25-5.

Oh, I love it. That's a good one to remember. All day long. Even whenever it's all weird and car wrecks and jobs and dad's upset, just remember your hope and is in God all day long. Amen. And in the truth. Amen. That's right. Thank you all for tuning in the duck car room.

Look, stick around right now. Episode 150 is in the books. But right now you can stick around and catch a little clip of Cy's new show. Duck Family Treasure. We're going to show you a little bit right now. stay tuned we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room it's available on fox station and veterans first responders and the like get fox nation a whole year a year free so you'll get at least one season of it for free fox nation streaming now streaming now we'll see y'all next time

right here in the duck car room we're out we have special guests today yep okay the robinson ladies have showed up that's my first time so i'm excited i'm gonna be honest it always makes me a little nervous I don't know why. You must have a guilty conscience for some reason. No, I just figured that if you are going to invite our wives, you would have probably let me know. I'm like, how did this even happen? Have you looked in the mirror lately?

You're not much to look at. Neither am I. Neither is Jep. Hey, wait a minute. They're very easy on the eyes. Amen. Every time that the ladies come in, the ratings go up, dummy.

That's why we love Uncle Sy. You're our favorite uncle. Well, hey, I got a question. What are y'all's thoughts on treasure hunting? Well, it impacts your relationship, okay, because you're married to these men. I love it because he's gotten river involved, and so it gets him off the computer in gaming and gets him outdoors. I mean, look, when he comes in hunting, I do, I get a little bit upset, I will say that, when I can't get to my sink. because you come in and you have all of this dirty stuff that needs to be cleaned, right,

Murray? I mean, it's dirty. You never said this anything about this before. Oh, yes, I have now. Oh, you do? I know she said something. I have no recollection. I love that Missy brings it out here.

This is like a therapy session for her. It makes it official. So maybe someone else can hold them accountable. This has gone from a podcast to an intervention of some sort. Duck hunting. I knew what I was getting into. and I married him, but treasure hunting, there is no season. It's all the time.

Yeah, but there's one highlight to treasure hunting that ain't any of the other ones. What's that? He may hit the mega jackpot here. That is true. Absolutely. But we did want to get y'all's input. Would y'all ever go out in the field with them? Oh, no, no.

Podcast is enough. Really, until you go out there and be part of it, you really can't know what it's all about. I'm fine with it. Come on now. I kind of think it'll be fun. I've been wanting to go. I don't know if this is what you would like. You've got to be real patient,

and I don't think patience is your best virtue. What? Just putting that out there. Let's not have a big family fight here. You can. Actually, I won't Jessica to come, because finally I'll find more stuff than somebody. So that would be awesome.

You don't know. I might be better up than you. It's all now. I can see it in Jessica's eyes. It is on. That's a baby, Jessica. That's a baby. Look, here's the number one thing you aren't thinking about.

As with any outdoor activity in the woods or the fields, there's no bathrooms. I can pop a squat. Oh, damn. Hey, I married a country girl, not a city girl. I love you heard of here. Always be prepared, buddy. Where are our next leads to places we might go? Well, I'm getting some extra sports.

Here's one. Dear Sy, you're my favorite treasure hunter and the best. Okay. You're supposed to be looking at places. Oh, hey, I'm just saying. I think whoever picks the letters, we may have to have a meeting. Here's another one. It's like a legit letter.

Okay. Hello, Jace, Jep, Murray, and Cy. Our family has been big fans of the podcast since come out. We've been following you guys for years. Our family owns the farm south of Nackadesh that happens to sit right on top of of a famous Civil War battlefield, Monet's Ferry. Although I'm not a treasure hunter, my two sons, Jace and Caleb, absolutely love it.

His name is Jace? What? It's a sign. And are also big fans. Why didn't they name their other son, Jeff? Because they named me Caleb. If all of y'all wanted to come down and show them the ropes, I'd let you hunt the farm and battleground.

Y'all can keep whatever you find, either way keep on keeping on blessings the Matt family it's Mott that's pronounced Mott Mott family Mott Mott

Oh okay yeah Murray what about it Amen Mone's Ferry yeah So it's legit Yeah Monet's Ferry I mean

that's really close to the Morrell gangs Back in the day They robbed a stage coat In that area Nobody knows where they buried gold and silver girls. Bing, Ming, Ming, me.

Gold and silver. I'm talking a strong box full of gold and silver. Does that interest, y'all? Yes, it does. We're in the vicinity of that. But y'all realize you're not the first treasure hunters that have ever been. Yeah, but we're the best. Well, you're in the area, babe.

You're finding a lot of trinkets along the way. But you should try at once. We should try at least once. I'm going to have to be, I don't know. I really want to go, but I don't want me the only girl. Chase. I'll give you a tutorial on how to do it. You may like it.

Yeah, and at this point, we need all hands on deck. The more people we've got looking, the better chance we get. I like the Upp's attitude. They even sent pictures of the family. Aw. Okay. They're cute. Cute boys.

Changing your mind now. It's this family time, babe. We don't have any kids at the house anymore now, so we're going to find something to do. All of us and them, be. a great opportunity. Who's in? Got my miss-in. Yeah. Yeah.

Cha-ching, cha-ching. We got our lucky charms.