Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Has Proof That Aliens Live Among Us – And Play Softball?

Episode Date: August 15, 2023

Uncle Si has lots of questions about Google Earth when John-David turns the map to Area 51 and its facilities. The guys uncover some surprising amenities at Area 51 which leads Si to question all we��ve been told about E.T.s and Godwin can’t get his mind off the old-school biscuits they used to make in the duck blind back in the good old days. A question from the mailbox sets Martin up for the ultimate zinger at Si’s expense, and the boys try to come up with advice for some teens struggling with duck hunting and dating. Si reveals his favorite thing about duck hunting and it has very little to do with actual sport itself. Plus, the most incredible shot Si ever saw in a duck blind – and shockingly, he’s not taking the credit for it! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm good. I'm just looking at Area 51 on Google. Area 51. Good great. It's on the Google map. Hey, that's where... I just thought like... That's where the so-called moonwalk was.

Does it have street view? It doesn't have street view. That's it right there. Really? It's a big hole in the ground. Area 51. Well, look at that set. That's a big one.

It's by Death Valley. Oh, no. Now I've zoomed out and I'm never going to find that again. It's right there. It's right there. It's right there on the right. That's just the tab, y'all. Anyway, welcome back to the duck call room.

Well, that was the big hole you zoomed up. That was the big hole you zoomed up. That was the big hole he said. It was area 51. Hold on, let me bring it back. Area 51. Welcome back to the dog. Why would you be looking at that?

Why do they call it area? Because we were all talking about random stuff waiting for the computers to turn on, and I saw a thing that said something about Area 51. Why not Area Face? 22. Well, I assume there already was one. that's down there I've never hired up.

Yeah. Been to area seven. Look, there's people's car there. What are they doing? That looks like a sad place. I mean, what is this?

It was like chicken coops. There's no color. No color. Everybody drives a white vehicle. Well, hey, easy now. I'm just saying that's okay. Look at it. No, that ain't,

they're driving them. That's where they toteing them folks in and out of there. Oh, no. That's where the aliens are. Hey, that's where the bands. That's what? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, so you can't. Oh, Is they testified to Congress about or whatever? There's the moonland of building. What is that? Is that a... You think it took that much space? You have a...

Oh, that's the airplane. That's to send aliens back home. Oh, shit. Yeah. It's all very interesting. Very interesting. What is happening out here in the desert? It is a runway.

We're looking at a picture of area 51. Sorry, I don't know what got... I was looking at the internet and somebody had said something, and I was like, I'm going to Google map that. Well, Sao wants to be... a space nut. Hey, I could be one. I really could.

There's your moon landing right there. The only thing bad about it is, it's a lake. It's a lake. No, that ain't a lake. What is that? How long do you think it'd take? That is where your boy walked on the moon right there. Light ears. You think so?

Light ears. And perhaps. That's right. That's where they walked on the moon. You don't think they went to the moon? Look, it's called Immigrant Valley. Well. That's weird. direct connection That's where they immigrate from

That's where they put their box stand So where we've landed is that Men in Black is real And moon landing is fake Alien is an immigrant Yeah I mean What do the aliens call us I bet they don't call us human

Intrusers The problem is I bet they don't speak English Them pruders They may Them foreigners Why wouldn't they speak English? I mean I know people with it barely speak English.

If you're from a different planet, ain't no chance, right? I don't know, is it? How do you know? What'd they call that? Convergent evolution where something in one place is evolving at the same time as another?

Say that again. Convergent evolution? Hey, how do you know they're not going? They're going through the same thing we are. Time and time moves on. I'm calling all of it a hoax. What is this? And this time is killing me.

That's the body part. Oh, there's a baby. Baseball field. Is that a swimming put where? Oh. Right there. Welcome to the America, boy. Go down.

Go down. Go down. The thing that looks suspiciously like a diamond. Right there. There's a baseball field in Area 51. Have you ever seen them aliens jump? Hey, and it's underground. Well, they ought to be basketball.

Softball field, really. That's underground. I bet the area one slow pitch softball team gets just strapped by them aliens. Yeah. Oh, you know it. So you're going to Pearl Harbor? Yeah, I'm going to go. You want to get a look at...

They called, they called and said, hey, do y'all want to go see the World War II, you know, Pearl Harbor? That is not Hawaii. That is. Yep, we will do it. So y'all are there. Arizona? So that's where you go.

But time out. Yep. I just saw something. Why in the world is there a Wright Brothers Cafe there? That's a long way from Kitty Hawking, North Carolina. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. I'm playing that, J.D. Maybe it's a, I mean, I'm sure there's more brothers named Wright. Maybe it was their cousins. Well, so you just put an aviation museum about the Wright brothers where an aviation attack happened? I don't like the correlation there. I don't think that was a good call. Well, they were going to name it the Maverick and Goose Cafe.

Yeah. But then they remembered that was the Navy. There you go. But I guess this Pearl Harbor was probably the Navy. What would bears be without bees? I'm for the Navy. Beers? That's what it'd be.

Not him Hey Gobwin Do you know what's blue and not heavy? I don't know Light blue Like blue There you go You know how to make an egg roll

No He says you know what's blue Not heavy I actually did not have to make it Well that was an interesting little start To this podcast It was Can we go see Saturn rings

That I keep talking about Oh yeah I would like The problem with Google Maps Is it's pretty much just the earth Wow, and it's flat. I've been telling you that. See, it looked.

Hey, the Saturn ring looks flat too, but it's not. It's 3D. Oh, you know where we're going? Three D-D. Where are we going? To that field. What's in the field? I don't know.

I'm trying to find. No. I'm going to, I'm going down to where y'all duck hunt. That way we can figure out. Okay, where are you going? I'll be interested to see if you can find where they duck hunt. What? I know exactly where they duck hunt.

All right. There it is. You got a Bill and Kay Enterprises and you go across that bridge. You landed right on it because there's the dog right there. So, where's the best place to duck hunt on this screen right now? Dog by. Right there in the center, the dog. Dog by you.

Right here? No. That's a food plot. Right here. The big water area. Right there. With the two little fingers of the creek. Right there.

Look at that duck blind. Oh. I've found one of y'all's duck blinds on Google Maps. Because it's an ancestral hole, JD. ancestral? Yeah. It's been there for years. Years and years.

And we want to go to where Martin, duck, huts. You better get way away from there. They've been traveling. Stop. Go north. No one. Thousands of years. Keep going north.

You're going the right way. There we go. There it is. There we are. Golly, we got a pin on it. They're temporarily closed. No, we're permanently closed. Don't pay no attention to that.

It's permanently closed to outsiders. It's like Area 51. Do people Google map a lot of stuff, or is that just me? Well, you did it. Probably. I do it all the time. I never do. I tell you what I do, which is what's weird, is now that they have, like, all the lake maps ever of any lake in the country available on your phone, I just go and look at different lakes and the contour lines and, like, how water flows and crap lake.

I'm weird. I get it. I do that on land. Yeah. So, you know, now that all the. technology exists, it's like, why not use it? Could you imagine being the people that showed up here and just started walking and map this out?

Lewis and Clark. Yeah. Like, how did they do that? I don't even understand. Like you said, canoes and walk? Yeah. Hey, they didn't have air conditioning. That's right.

No. So they didn't know no better. No. And I don't know. I guess that was back when, okay, that there were buffalo and elk in Louisiana. Everywhere. Mm-hmm. Yeah, then we had to come and ruin it all.

And then we had a human being, it came and screwed all of it. And we came along and replaced Elkin Buffalo with crackhead. Yeah, yeah, with meth. Well, we just took a wild turn there. I didn't see. Hey, hey, leave it up to a human being. I'm just saying, you know, we said, oh, we'll make this better. And then we replaced it with a bunch of crackhead.

And then crack happened. Yeah. Kids, don't do drugs. We'll be back after. That's right. That would have been something to be involved in. What's that crack? No.

Lewis and Clark's back. I'm telling you. Louis and Clark's back. That's a long walk. No, I'm out. Now, what are you talking about? Yeah. Let's look at it.

It would have been an adventure. Look, I barely made it to Oregon on the computer like five times. I always got the dysentery or the typhoid fever. There ain't no way I could have done it in real life. Well, when we didn't have a computer either. When I came to visit Daddy and Mama when they was in Arizona, Page, Arizona, on top of a Mesa. We went for where people, when they were growing west, moving west, we went to see somewhere where they... Your mom and daddy used to live on one of them flat tops up there.

Really? Yeah. Really? He worked on the plant there. That's cool. Steel plant? Huh? Well, it was a pipe fitter's plant, yeah.

That is pretty stinking cool. They done it for about, what, five years. And the whole time that they was there, Lake Powell was on the rise, was filling up. Well, boy, it ain't done that in a hot. Oh, no, no. Is that why they're on a Mesa? Well, no, well, they just, that's what they did. They learn that from the river.

Hey, they, but you're talking about pretty. Oh, I bet that would have been a cool place to sit up there and just look around at some things. I thought there was hot. It was cool. Them suckers walk from St. Louis to just about Canada all the way of the Pacific Ocean over by like Seattle. Oh, no. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. That's a long walk. I bet you it took them more than how many years did it take them? A couple. Yeah. Then they had to walk back. There wasn't no return flight. Who was the president to sit them on that?

Oh, T.J. Tommy. Thomas Jefferson. Our buddy Tommy. Yeah. Yeah. And most of the time they were doing that, they were in Louisiana. Well, hey, they spent a lot of time.

The Louisiana purchase? They went from 1803. Thank you. To Louisiana? Oh, no, it went way up. Yeah, Louisiana was like the whole thing back in. Yeah, we were the first Texas. Yeah.

Dead gummit. In your face, Texas. Low-key, y'all are way better at it than we are. We were so good at it. They had to split us all up. There was two minutes. No, they said if this thing's ever going to survive, we've got to get them into smaller chunks.

Yeah, we've had that. Too many Louisianaans. Is that what we are? Yeah, I guess. Louisianaans? Louisianaans? It depends on if you're north or south of IT, I guess. I guess so.

There's such things as too many of us. Yeah. We're different. We are. We are very different. And, hey, I think it makes us interesting. Well, that could be proved by A&ETLC. A long legacy.

There was a run there where they were just searching. for a weirdos in Louisiana. Oh, well, that wasn't. To put on TV. That was just because all the tax-free film credits. That wasn't because we were interesting. They could do it the cheapest here. Billy the Exterminator begs to differ.

Yeah. What's he up to? Five, two, eyes of blue. I thought that was you. I think we probably, no, no, never mind. Anyway, all right, let's take a break. This is going down the road. Oh, I thought we already took one.

Oh, I don't know, are we? Who knows? Was there a break in there, Hunter? Is there any coffee? I didn't think so. Yeah, go to get some coffee and let's figure something out. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up.

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dot com inbox johnny d this one i cannot help with at all i have to turn to the experts Ethan from a little place called wisconsin emails in i don't know nothing about wall eyes i don't know nothing about wall eyes either but his buddies have been duck hunting do you know anything about duck hunting god a little bit little bit perfect you're the guys for this they've all been duck hunting for about four years they all just turned 18. Sounds great. One of my buddies, we're going to call him Bart, is terrible.

His shooting is some of the worst I've ever seen. Out of those four years, he hasn't shot a single duck yet. Even though he goes through about a box of shells per hunt, he's always eager to get out hunting, and then he's always eager to leave after sitting out there for 20 minutes. He can't call to save his life, and there's just nothing he brings to the table while we hunt. all the rest of us can call, shoot, have bought decoys.

He has done nothing. What should we do about Bart? He's got a limit. You start a podcast and make him the main character. There you go. Hey, I like that. That was good. No, Bart sounds like Bart's got the same problem.

I've always done my whole life. It gets no respect. Yeah. According to my brother. and my nephews, I haven't ever killed a duck in my life. When the truth, the is just the opposite. I'm the one

that if I didn't go, we would be eating duck, okay? Because these other clowns now, they don't bring much to it. I tried to tee you up on that one. Martin said, start a podcast and making the main character. TV show might work too, bud.

Yeah, I'd give that one a world. Oh, yeah, that was just a joke. Oh, but hey, but for you, your partner, the rest of you should be ashamed of yourself since you all claim to be such excellent callers and shots, and you're not sharing the wealth to teach your buddy, your friend. Shame on all three of you, you're idiots. Size spin.

Yeah, I said what I wanted to say. You should be ashamed to yourself. Teach you buddy what you know, boy. There we go. And before y'all get on me too much in the comments, I was obviously just kidding. I hunt with sigh a lot. And I let him do most of the shooting.

And we always have a blast. Absolutely. So that was just for pure comedic relief. I got a good rise out of hunter over there that y'all can do. Occasionally I do shoot decoys. Yeah, oh yeah. But that's fine. That's what we take him for.

But, you know, I'm with Sy, like help him be better. Why would you love that your friend is miserable at something? Hey, ride him like a yard dog. Throw us out on him, have your spurs on, and go ahead and have fun with him. But hey, in the meantime, teach him how to hunt. The only thing that concerns me is it says he wants to leave in 20 minutes. Well, then he needs to take his own ride.

Yeah. That's right. He drives his own truck. Look, when I go down there at Fields, I know there's a chance. They're going to stay till 2 o'clock. You boy takes his own rig. He, hey, he drives his own truck. dark yeah i mean like i i i take my own four-wheeler you got nothing else to do boys yeah i take

my own full-wheeler and my own truck you ain't hold me captive like and i ain't saying i want to be there 20 minutes but he needs to if he wants to leave after 20 minutes then he needs to take his own rear there you go but i mean yeah you tear it up no it's making lemon texed but shame on them at least a boy likes to go who's right like a lot of times it's hard to find people that actually want to go with there you go i was just six say i have been there before that I couldn't get no one to go with you. Yeah and while duck hunting is fun alone it's way more fun with friends. You always take someone with you. The journey's way funner if someone else is there with you. Yeah. Now there's about two maybe three times a year I go strike out

by myself just because I need a little alone and quiet. That's right. Little time alone. But I mean I don't, Bart doesn't seem like the kind of guy that does he want to call? He seems like he's perfectly happy with where he's at in the duck-hutton world. Just firing off rounds. So you just, y'all boys need to suck it up. Just call it good. Well, I mean, he's got to- But I'll say I was the new guy for a while there

and had no clue how to duck hunt. But I can go ahead and tell you, if y'all been doing it for four years and think you good at it, you're wrong. Oh, that's right. Zing again, big guy. I'm just saying. Ethan thought we were going to pile of Bart and Ethan just.

He's speaking the truth in love. I'm just telling you how it is. Even at four years, my love for it was extremely strong, but I still wouldn't know good at it. And like, I mean, it took me probably 15 years before I felt like I was very proficient at it. Fast forward to now 27 years into it. I think I'm okay. You're a fair hand. I think I'm decent now.

You're a fair hand. I'm officially to the age where I don't have to tote everything anymore, which is a good stage to get out of, like when you can just tote your own stuff. I was asked. And not have to towed nobody else. And not have to towed every day. Load the wagon, baby. Everything. But I mean, when I first got into duck hunting, you have to have someone teach you.

Oh, 100% percent. And I went with Stone and Godwin one day. I went with you a lot. I went with Gimber a lot. Which is what us. And that's how you, that's how I had to learn. Us duck hunters are notoriously bad at teaching because once you get to like a certain level, you only want to hunt with hunters of that level.

Mm-hmm. And it's hard to take a step back and hunt with people that haven't been doing it as long. Because you know they're going to flare ducks. They're going to do something goofy. If you're video and they're going to jump up and try to shoot first and they ain't going to kill nothing. They ain't going to kill nothing. When the rest of us are just like, hey, man, let him dance over the decoys. The more footage we get of him, that's fine before we get to shooting.

But they just, they're always in like a race and a race to get him. You got to kill. Well, the problem is they race to get him. get him and then they don't take time and they miss and then you ruin the whole scene and everything else with it but um no teaching keep going with him i mean if he bows out one day he'll bow out but if the boys enjoying it now i would talk to him about the 20 minute deal that's a little that's annoying but um you know but anytime i have a back end or something where i know like i've got a hard out at eight or so i just take my i take everything myself whether it be vehicle

boat, whatever, I provide my own means of transportation so I can go. So, Bart, if you are going to be the guy that wants to leave after 20 minutes, you need to invest in a full-wheeler boat and all your stuff and be prepared to tote it out of there by you lonesome whenever that happens. But Ethan, be a better friend, man. Like, the boy likes to go. Let him go. I mean, I got a bunch of people that I'd rather not hunt with, but they love going, so let's go.

Martin, would you like to name those people? No. I mean, they're not going to listen to this anyway. It wouldn't matter, but I could. I'm just kidding. That's an interesting one. Yeah, 100%. I really didn't know we were going to pile on Ethan like that, but I enjoyed it very much. All right, next one. Confused on how to talk to a... Dog? No. That apparently is easier. A woman or a girl, boy. Yeah, we have so many of these emails. I mean, I get it. And it blows my mind. We've out kicked our coverage every last one.

of us. That's probably why they want our advice. But we probably shouldn't be where you turn for relationship advice. We probably should be. Really? Why not? My man didn't put his email in. It starts with a C though. His name is. His name's right. He's been listening for a while. He's heard some surprisingly good advice. So I guess he's with you, Martin. It's surprising. There's a girl at his church that he likes and he's not sure if she likes me. I would tell her I like her, but I don't know how. I like you. I like you. I like you as the start. I would just like to ask how to go about it

and when you know if it's the right moment to tell her. Also, before anyone says to body slammer, she's not that kind of girl. No, body slamming's out. How do you know? You don't know. I beg to

differ. How do you know? That's an awful bold claim. I said, hey, I beg to differ with you there. If you ain't even got the stones to go talk to her. I said, hey. Yeah. I don't understand that. Why are men so afraid these days of rejection? It's an epidemic in our emails and we need to face it.

Oh, no. Here's the thing. You said it. Why are we so afraid of rejection now? And hey, look, you're going to be rejected in your life sometimes. 100%. Okay, that's just a given. It's like one of it.

But, hey, that's part of the game. Get up and keep going. Yeah. Hey, you get up and, hey, the next one, do you see? No, that didn't work. Hey, well. You may say, hey, would you like to go to the movie with me? There you go.

I'll be fired up and talk about, well, sure I do. Yeah. What are we going to say? What if she's waiting on you to? Yeah. Hey, a lot of them. That's about time. I would say it.

I wish this city would finally get off of his rurion and ask me out. Mm-hmm. They're waiting on you. You know, they're waiting on you, dude. you're sitting there how do I talk to her? Hey, you go up and say, you good-looking heifer of you? You want to go out and get a Coke and then you'll go to a movie or something? Notice he didn't say Pepsi.

Hey, and I didn't say Pepsi either. And once the relationship has started, then I'm like, hey, you know, you'll go out and go dancing and you don't go to a club somewhere. I mean. It's not a good fun. But really, though, are we at a point where people are just so scared of rejection? No, no, I'm going to tell you why. Why?

That stupid little thing called a cell phone. But that should make it easier if you don't have to face it. No, no, because they don't know how to talk anymore. That might be it. This thing was made to talk. Well, then take a note out of George Strait's playbook and write her notes says check yes or no. Check yes or no. There you go.

I remember them, dang. You never can go wrong with music. Do you like me? Yes or not. You can never go wrong using music. I don't think that's going to. will work from experience. Wait, hold on.

I'm out. Hunter's chiming in. Hunter's chiming it. A producer has spoken. From experience in my high school days, that does not work. Check yes or no? Doesn't work anymore?

No. Not at all. Come out. Don't. Hold it. No. I know. I'm not saying,

what are you defining as didn't work? They check no. They don't check anything. They just get rid of the note. Well, then put a maybe. Like, at a third box. There's no maybe.

That's what I. When you confront them face to face and said, hey, look, little girl, I wrote you a note and, hey, I want an answer. No. Whether it be yes or no, you're going to give me an answer. No, now, see, time out. No, no. I am a firm believer that no response is a response. Is it a response?

Is in fact a response? I'm a firm believer in that. You got a point there. So, but, I mean, I just, I don't know. My parents raised me that the worst thing people were ever going to tell you was no. You done that in high school? Who, Hunter? Yeah, it was just last week.

Yeah. What, no? I mean. You got her said no. Yeah, that's a little bit. Hey, that's who we did it say? Did it say? The note, stop at junior high.

Oh, you can do notes all the way. I left my wife a note last night. Hey, well, that's dead. Me too. Yeah. But it was worth the shot. I left her one too. It said, get bottled water and trash bag.

Yeah. I mean, sometimes you know it's changed, but I left one. Yeah. Oh, I hate them notes. It's on the bathroom when you wake up in the morning. Uh-oh. And they... I said, don't clog it up again.

I don't like, no, it's, you know, you're doing this. You need to stop doing this. I don't like it. Oh, accountability. Oh, good, great. Oh, good. That's a name. I was...

Wham-pum-pum-ba-b-o. Uh-da-da-da-da. Anyways. There's a problem. You know, you got to have a little, you know. There is an epidemic facing our young people. They're afraid. Afraid of rejection or something.

I don't know. Or they just have zero self-confidence at all. Probably because they are on their phones all the time looking at all these other people who are faking what they have and you never see their real life. And they're like, oh, I stink compared to this guy. But like, everybody stinks. So just have some self-confidence. Write a note.

if you have to, it says, hey, you want to go get a pizza and make out? Yes or no. And she says no, you say, I cannot believe you don't like pizza. She will laugh. You will be rewarded, sir. It works every time. And truth be known, if she doesn't like pizza, she's not the girl for you. Amen and amen. And she's not the girl for anybody. So. I ain't a girl for me. Because then she probably Imagine a woman that didn't like pizza being married to that? I bet she likes Pepsi. And salad. I bet they eat it subway for a little experience, guys. Here we go.

Uh-oh, here we go. There's some beautiful women out there, okay, and guys are too scared to actually talk to them. I've actually talked to them and found out. He ain't afraid to talk to them. No, no, I'm serious. I actually, and I said, hey, you know, what is with these kids?

guys at school. She said, they'll look at me, but they won't have a come up and talk to me. I said, well, darling, you have looked in the mirror? You are dropped dead gorgeous. She said, yeah, and it's a curse because they won't talk to me. Oh, I guarantee you, I talk to it. Well, no, no. Hey, y'all need to learn from this. They're wondering what is wrong with you. That's right. Why are you afraid? Yeah, why are you afraid? So the time is right. Yeah. Right now.

So, hey, the time is now. Get off this right moment thing. You're proposing. Yeah. Yeah. The right moment is the first time that you see each other and you're both breathing. Yeah. I'm like, that's the right moment.

Hey, hey, expect if you're breathing. What's you doing tomorrow night? Uh-oh. I think I would enjoy having time with you. If she takes your breath away, hey, you need to go talk to her. Now, now. Call her. Call her.

Stop this podcast. It don't make no difference. You call her, just call her. Call her. That's it. Hey, and if you have to, just play this part for her. Hey. Say, hey, what do you think about this?

Look, we're about to ask her out for you. Yeah. Martin, how would you do it? What's her name? Do we know her name? No. Hey, you want to go? Hey, you want.

I was a firm believer in the first one being like totally up to them, like, coffee, breakfast, something where we both drive. We don't pick each other up, and there's a way out for them. Because if they're not digging it, they need to go. And if I'm not digging it, I need to get the. the heck out of here too. It can go both ways, guys, and girls.

But like dinners and movies are always, those are weird. Don't do a movie. Like start at... Picture shows are weird? No, I'm saying for number one. Because there's, there's then a captive audience,

because nobody's going to want to get up and walk out of there. Look at breakfast, you're like, oh, I got to go to work. I got to, there's a hundred different things you got to do before 9 a.m. in the morning. You're already saying it's not going to work.

Before you even talk to. I'm not saying it's not going to. going to work. I'm just saying, make it. I'm getting out of here. Martin already said he's bringing his own four withered. He's got an escape. That's right. Your boy ain't scared to just whoo-who, I mean, like. If it ain't

working, it ain't working. There's no reason to waste either of your time to say make it work. Either it works or it don't. So do something where you can both make that decision. It's not rude and you don't have to sit there next to him for two and a half hours in a movie. If you're like, man,

this person appalls me. Yeah. movies are weird as an early date because you're not getting to know anybody. You don't talk in the movie anyway. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You don't want to go on a date to a movie early on. I'm not interested in wasting time. That'll do it.

Squirrel hunting. Time's the one thing we don't get back, so I'm not interested in wasting it if it ain't going to work. Get to the point. And you only get one of these. That's the way you're supposed to do it. So if you're looking for the one person that you're going to be like, hey, you want to sleep in the same bed and hang out every day and annoy each other for the rest of our lives and we're going.

about 80 and die. You might want to dial that in and not be afraid of rejection or hurting somebody's feelings. Yeah. You might have to tell somebody, you know what? You're not the person I want to do those things with and deal with it. Yeah, I agree. And respect the answer. Yeah.

Whatever the answer is. Yeah. You can be nice about it. No is no. That's fine. No is fine. Yeah. It's a scary.

No doesn't mean try harder. There's all. No is no. There's all. Moving on. No doesn't mean try harder might be the most important thing you've ever told anybody on this podcast. I'm just saying.

Like, no is no. Get the heck out of there. No, who doesn't mean? Try hard. Yeah. That's good advice. That is great advice. Put that on a t-shirt, Hunter.

Then that one to Instagram. Then you just become a no. Wear that one to the breakfast. Like, I mean, whatever. Yeah. Do whatever you got to do. But, oh, well, I guess we can now take a break. We've got it.

Let's take a break. Take a break. Got it cool down a little bit. I'm going to send my wife a note. Hey, I didn't tell y'all. Look. Tell me. I meant to tell y'all this a day.

Tell it to me now. Because I think sigh may actually... And you waited this long? Yeah. I think sigh may actually be legitimately somewhat excited about this. So you remember we hunting with Johnny D's uncle, Mack, who's been on the podcast for. If y'all ain't seen that one, go fly back and watch that one because Mack's a genius. However, what did he bring with him every morning to the duck blind?

Biscuits. A biscuit pan. Oh, yeah, yeah. A company has started making those biscuit pans again. Oh, okay, they did. And I may or may not have procured said biscuit pan. Well, where is it? It's in my office.

Well, good. I need to try it out. Well, we ain't got no fire in here to cook biscuits over. Oh, we'll make sure we do. He'll bring a portable. So I'm just saying, Sire. this duck season things are looking up. We got a biscuit pan.

All we need is to go. That used to be the highlight of the morning. Oh, yeah, forget the duck. I can't eat any jelly. And look, here's the thing. Here's the great thing about it. Well, I ask Phil to make you the sugar-free jelly. Any time Owens would go into kitchen to do the biscuits,

okay, just about the time they got done and he brought them out on everybody's plate, we'd get them in their lap and hey it happened master every time by the time you'd get your food here come a bunch getting the decoys yeah food on the floor pulled on the floor and everybody stood up

shot the ducks and then we'll tell by looking at me there was never food on the floor y'all go ahead and shoot them I'm going to finish my biscuit so look when I was just in Colorado with mac did he make you some oh every night oh no he done that you them them angel biscuits In his little pan? Yeah, huh.

Oh, no. He had done, got that down to a science. Unbelievable. It was my grandmother's recipe. And I ate eight of them the first night. God bless you. I ain't even mad at you for, like, not bringing anybody. The first four with butter.

Oh, yeah. Oh, straight out the oven. Oh, yeah. First four with butter. And then the next four, he said, well, for dessert, Phil and Kay sent me some Mayhawch jelly. And I said, boys, I've made it to the promised land. Yeah. And I looked at my kids and said, y'all don't get none of this.

Yeah, no, don't waste it on them. You're all laid right now. You don't get it. And I was like, I don't know how I'm one of the few people in the last like 10 years that have combined Max Biscuit and Phil's jelly together. Mm-hmm. We used to eat it every morning. Oh, it was matching. Every morning.

I'd be sitting there because, you know, for the most part, duck hunts sucked. Like, after the woodies were done, there was always like that hour and a half, two-hour lag before you ever even saw another. duck generally. That's right. And all I would be sitting there on my little bucket, because Phil didn't believe in a chair with a backrest, was sitting on a hydraulic fluid bucket. And I'm just waiting to smell that butter where Mack's butter in that skillet and melting it before he puts the biscuits in there.

And when I'd smell that butter, start to brown and that thing, I'd wake up. I'd be like, okay, boys. But you couldn't. The worst seat in the duck blind was right next to Mack. Because you had to pass the first one all the way now. You were the last one to get one. Yeah. That would.

Yeah, you get yours last. Like, Phil always got the first one out of the pan. Then Jace got the next one. And then generally Godwin or stone. But I was always pretty close to Max. So I was just always just passing food by me. And I mean, I would get so sad. You got the aroma.

He finally got his. Hey. I'd be so sad. Yeah. But I'd be so hungry by the time I got. But, of course, you were. The cool thing was you were the first one to get seconds, though, because you knew just how many biscuits were left in that pants.

You could slide over there. So if you could just endure the hardship of passing the first round all the way past you, you were actually in a pretty good spot. And these are the bit, they're even like a real biscuit. They're like a roll and a biscuit, right? Yeah. They're whatever they are. They're fantastic.

And then when he didn't have time to make the dough or whatever, he would just, let me tell you something right now. Don't shake, don't turn your head at no Pillsbury that he throws in there either now. It's just as good. I mean, it ain't just as good, but in a duck blind, he's pretty darn good. A Pillsbury biscuit with mayhaw jelly and butter in him is still fine. Oh, yeah, and then he'd make him cinnamon rolls. Make cinnamon rolls.

He would do the canned cinnamon rolls. His things were good. Oh, man, like. A duck hunting treat that can't be beaten. Yeah, for you folks that don't know what we're talking about. It's just like a little cast iron cornbread pan is what we grew up. My grandmother actually had, no, I wouldn't ever going to bring that one. You got eight minutes on each side.

Because I got that at the house, and I don't even cook with it because I'm scared I'm going to break it. But it was just, it was just, it's a little pan that closes up on itself where you could cook cornbread and stuff over an open fire or a gas stove. Yeah, and you just do like four to eight minutes on one side, flip it over. Flip it over and eight minutes. But then you could crack it and make sure it was as brown as you wanted to. If it wouldn't, you go back to the fire a little bit. And if not, you know, if it's done, it's done. Oh, you can.

You can cook them too perfect. This one is, this one, like, like mammals and Max, too, were kind of the oblong round shape. This one's more of a square. Oh, yeah. But it's the same deal. And I mean, the guy walked up to me. You were there. He was there.

He was selling them at that deal. Was it? Yeah. And I missed it? Uh-huh. Because he walked up to me and he handed it to me. And he said, do you know what this is? I said, buddy, I know exactly what that is.

We know what that is. Martin said, sign me up. Well, I said, how much? Yeah. I just said how much? And he said, well, no, y'all are the reason that we started making these things from watching those videos in the past. Then we got to looking for them, couldn't find them.

And he said, I'm an iron worker, so I just decided to cast my own. Yeah, I cast my own. And I said, well, buddy, I said, whatever you're charging, I'll take it. And he said, no, this one's just a thank you. And I said, well, watch you. You're well. I said, most time I walk around these shows with stuff people give me. And I tried to just let them get out of sight, and then I go throw it in a garbage.

but that ain't going in the guard. I said, but watch this. And I took my backpack and I unzift it. And I put it inside my backpack. Yeah, this is going back on my back. I said, this one's going home. I need to procure me one of those. 100%.

Did you get his card? I do. Good thing. I've got his card. I need to take a picture of it. He said he was going to make us some more with the Duck Commander logo on him. That'd be good. That we could have just for ourselves.

He said he'd make everybody more. Oh, would. Yeah. Awesome. Oh, no, I'm hungry. But there you go. That's how you make biscuits over an open fire. So we make and find a clip from back in the day to put on there to show you exactly what we're talking about.

Oh, yeah. Oh, we used to have full-blown meals. Oh, yeah. We eat our way out of that place. Yeah. And look at us now. Yeah. We've had fried coffee.

Yeah, we've fried coffee in there. Cook steak. That's the coffee. Oh, the best thing about teal season. Tiel season, we used to go kill a mess of dubs. Evening them before and bring the doves and grill them in there with us. Stone, stone, we'll cook them up. Yeah.

Ooh, they were good. Yeah, 100%. Sit there and eat doves in a duck blind. Phil said y'all can do this every day. Mm-hmm. Uh-oh, Jody Dee. I just decided to Google Mac Owen Biscuit Duck Commander, and I found a old forum about duck hunting.

Which one? Duck Hunter's Refuge? Yep, Duck Hunter's Refuge. Yeah. And a guy said, I was trying to figure out, from the Duck Commander DVDs how they got these biscuits. Well, I found Max's phone number and called him, and they asked him where he got that pan.

He informed me that he had bought that from an old lady on the side of the road in Arkansas. That's exactly right. Yeah, you couldn't find them anymore. And the people that you, if you found it in an antique store, they knew what they had and they were extremely proud of it. It's like trying to find one of the OG magna-like pots in it. I mean, like, you got to give up part of your first born to get it.

And, you know, some things, while you do have all this nostalgia of memories of it, some things it just ain't worth it. And you're like, well, whatever. But, man, they, it, I got such fond memories from it because that's how my grandma made cornbread. She made cornbread and that thing on her gas stove because forever she didn't have an oven. You know, she did everything on the stove top. So, like, that's how she would make cornbread. She would make little cakes in that thing. Like, you name it.

She did all of her baking on a stove top, on a gas stove top with that guy. And, man, it just, you won't talk about good. But it makes portable instant hot biscuits. Do you know how good? To perfection. Absolutely. I'm talking about it, you can't, yeah, you can't, now, these are, they're brown, perfect on both sides. He's just thinking about it.

You know, you know, the other reason they're so good? because you know you can't get nothing else to eat where you're at. That's right. Yeah, you're way out. You are way too far away from breakfast. That's why I said. It's about, it's not really about the hunt. It's about who you're with and what you're doing.

Yeah, Ethan. I'm serious. I'm serious. It really is. Oh, man. I remember so many of my memories. Mac had just left. got up, told him, all right, I'm going to cook breakfast.

And I look up, here come one Woody coming over, and he was high. So I said, hey, don't know why move. I said, I'm going to kill this, Woody. So when he come over, I ready to up, boom, shot. Well, Max in the kitchen cooking. Well, by the time he walked out, okay, the duck, it took him like a minute and a half, maybe two minutes.

the duck just hit the water. He said, good grief. How high was he? I said, oh, he was up there. That sounded like me. I said, hey, he was up there. How, how was he? The longest shot ever saying was Jason Roberts made it with the,

with the, uh, he actually had two guns in the blind. He had his browning with three shells in it, and then had a 10 gauge with three shells in it, pump. We got in, look here. They called them in. Hemm and Phil called them in. It was two bunches.

They split. And the one bunch was backpedaling in the decoys. The other bunch was about, oh, 50 yards high when we shot the bunch in the decoys. Well, Jace raised up and killed three with that browning, set it down, grab that 10 gauge and kill. two with the 10 gauge out of the high bunch. And I'm telling you, it was like, boom, boom. And then it was like 1001, 1002, 1003, 1,0004, 1,0005, 1,0006, splash.

Pretty impressive. 1,07, 1008, 1009, splash. And I said, His seconds are on point, though. Yeah, looking at the clock. Oh, no. I'm telling you, it was like 10 seconds before you heard the splash of the duck on water. You ever notice, though, every time we did stop to eat, there would always be ducks coming in.

Oh, no. You know why? I'm a firm believer in this. Well, it's like every time you quit and pick up the decoys. Because none of us were standing up. We weren't talking. We were quiet. They couldn't see nothing.

We just sitting there. Well, hold on. and our decoys were doing their job. Well, I'll fix that. You're right. It kind of goes against like duck calls sales. Yeah. But every time we would go, and you look up and you're like,

when you was feeding your face, there wasn't going to be, nothing being sand, nothing being blown, okay? Yeah. And nobody's up, nobody's moving. Come right in a blow. I think that's the best advice we could give Ethan. Hey, I'm serious. Y'all need to start eating down there. There you go.

Bart might be the biscuit man. It might be. Well, it always happens Every time he hands us to plate. That's what I say. You bring the growth, you get invited back every time. Because then the next thing everybody did, as soon as you got eating,

everybody in the blind stood up to stretch to make a little more room and then 5mm knee-of-free waders that you could breathe in. Shake it's food down. Good grief. How did we hunt them? No.

Hey, we always had seconds. Because you got through eating a biscuits, then you looked like a can of biscuits It's in them neoprene waders. I mean, like, ready to pop out of it. Just, just unbelievable. Oh, yeah. And we thought we was duck hunting.

No, we just had right. Oh, that was duck hunting. But, man, if we'd have just had breathable waiters back in, ain't it telling how many biscuits I could have ate. I know. Unbelievable. Them neoprene things was, oh, so uncomfortable. Unbelievable.

But there's a walk-down memory lane for y'all. That's fine. And if you don't know, now you do. Go check it out. You're missing it. Go check out the old videos. It'd be like Duckman.

It's weather the storm. Yeah, probably 11, 12, 13, somewhere in there. I mean, it was in all of them. Them was the good old days. It was the Benelli Presents Duck Commander show too, because that's what once we did it the first time, then, like, that's what led to frying fish in there. Oh, yeah.

What, we cook crab legs and one of them or something? I mean, we did it all. Oh, that king crab legs there in the blind. Yeah. Somebody sent us. Yeah, somebody sent them. in and we boiled them in the blind. All right,

boiled them in the blind. I always notice on them days, Al would show up. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, yeah. Yeah, Al was that, that's why he feels that's so good. And this was even pre-vest.

He didn't even need one. He's dead, well, Al in his vest. But, yeah, so folks in the comments, if you duck up, what's your favorite duck blind cooking? Now, we all know little Debbie got the corner

on a snack. Oh, there it is. There is. on that on that that that's perfect and see how that pans all along that's why i'm saying all the old school ones were like that look at this look at that oh my word praise be buddy that's perfect praise be that's it is perfect but now he's got two going the one that the guy's making now the name of the deal i loved his name too the name of his company was called duck blind bistro like this little free a free a free a free little ad hoc that came up whenever i was i was trying to

Bistro? Yeah. Yeah. But it's a square pan. It's not the oblong pan. So if you're like, well, that. You might get more in there, huh? That's what I'm talking about.

I'm sure you could. Yeah, there's the one. Yeah, that's it. That's the one that I got in my office right now. Yep. So it's the same concept, just a different shape. Yeah. So if you see it and you're interested, give them boys a chance.

They're from Alabama somewhere or something. Like they're just a small business. and just a guy chasing a drink. It's worth buying, boys. Yeah. Oh, look, he got a handle cover for it. Yeah, and you can, that way. So when you open it, you can pop that off

and just grab one of the handles with it. But while it's in your bag, it stays together, and you don't have to worry about cracking your cast iron. Yeah, I'm in. I'm interested. So, yeah, that's the deal. Oh, look, he's got a great for it. Well, we did that deal for a while, like talking about small businesses.

There's our small business highlight. There you go. The Duck Blind Bistro. Duck Blind Beastro. And if you have any of those oblong-shaped ones that you're just trying to get rid of, 117, 117, 15 Kings Lane, Westman, Earl, Louisiana 7. We'll recycle them, vote. We'll take them.

Yeah, we will 100% take them. If for some reason you're like, man, I don't ever use this and you don't have no nostalgic memories, we will, we will glad to take those off the hand. Don't make me go get another five-gallon bottle of beet-team. Oh, man, we've somehow chewed up an hour, though. Johnny D. Is there a Bible verse about biscuits? You know what?

Close enough. I think I got one pretty close. I think I'm going to surprise you with what I got here. There one about a curly-headed man cooking people biscuits in the Bible. We don't know about their curly hair, but one of them had to be in charge of this part of it. Acts 242, and they devoted themselves to the Apostles' teaching and fellowship

to the breaking of bread and prayers. Amen. It's good to get together with friends and eat and eat well. Amen. We're pros at that, and that is just a good thing. It's biblical, people. That's it.

We'll see y'all next time here in a duck call room. We're out. Oh, bang.