Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Has the Wildest Late-Night Habit

Episode Date: April 21, 2022

Martin reveals one of Si's hilarious late-night habits. Godwin is scarred by two days without power. Si claims his body spray is a woman magnet, but there's another reason his wife, Christine, loves it so much. Martin soaks up fan advice on raising twins. Si remembers discovering something truly unfortunate while eating turtle soup. And John-David digs into the mailbag to give advice to a guy thinking of getting married before he graduates college. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So what's been going on? I only like two eggs. We've been eating snacks for the past 30 minutes. That's what's been going on. Because our friend Willinda. Walenda. Who? She said thank you to Cy and Stone for their service,

and just thank you for the podcast. She sometimes rewatches it, and she sent us all sorts of goodies. And I needed a snack. We've been gnawing on them. She said barbecue chips for good. Barbecue chips, granola. That granola is yet.

She sent a can of honey roasted peanuts. but I done dough popped in. Hey. Oh, he's been to her peanut, boys, honey. Hey, well, Linda does have a question. What's that? She hasn't fished in a long time. Oh.

Any recommendations for a good fishing pole for a lady? B and him? A.D., since you work in a. Yeah, I don't know what her skill level is, but there's... What would you recommend, J.D.? Everything made these days pretty good. I mean, it's way better than it used to be. I'll put it that way.

There's not really much trash made anymore. So, I don't know, Zebko or like Godwin said, B&M, Abu, I mean, all those guys make good stuff, that you can get in a combo. I'm just trying to think of a combo. Good old combo, Zebco. Don't do like side, make your own. They've crowned up on that. Hey, they don't got some 6.5 to 1 close face real now. Boy, that's a good one.

Oh, it's fancy. It's $100 proficiency or something like that. That's old one. They got eight to ones, man. They got eight to ones? In a closed place? That was from Belinda. Oh, close.

Yeah, like in a Zepko style? Oh, like the button push. Button push. It's fancy. I went and played with it in the parking. I'm just eating these things. Even having a scripture. Going out of style.

Hold on, Belinda got a scripture? Yeah. Will it end? Um, 3.321 for our heart is glad in him because we trust in his holy name. See, that's why I told you on the last episode. That sounds like a song. Our fans are the best. And the snacks are great and all that kind of stuff is great.

Everybody getting fat around here. But the encouragement, the nice words, like, I mean, that's pretty awesome. They're second to none. Gawba, what you've been doing this morning? You eating like you ain't ate in three days? I went fishing. Oh, there it is. I went to Cross Lake.

Cross Lake? Yep. Tell me. How'd you do? That's a fitting place to fish right for Easter. 25 crape. Big ones? Yeah.

Didn't. Did you clean them? Never been there. Yeah, where are they? Mr. John's got him. Boy, that was a, he was a card. Mr. John Goblin? No.

Oh. He was a card or you were a car? He was. I was about to go out there. 73 years old. I thought I was going to have to call my daughter, teach him how to fish. He fishes every day. He just, I was on him, boy.

He was on me, too, though. What was he on you about Telling you slow down He said, boy, if you put me on some fish He wouldn't set the hook And well, it really was He should get off He said, give me any of these dogs hooked

Oh, he was on me So I got on him Well, there you go Give it back I do it all the time We had a part of fishing Gotta be able to dish it out It was an awesome morning

I wish it wasn't so far over Yes, that's a ride How far is that? Up. Probably a three-po. Probably an hour from Galvin. Solid hour from Galvin. It's a lot of gas.

A lot of gas. And it's high. It is. But nobody talks about chimneys. They're through the roof. Chimley? Chimneys. Oh, good gracious.

Nobody talks about. That time you go over and go to Cross Lake. That's where he went. That's what he just said. No, cattle. Excuse me. Gatto. Try cattle.

A fan sent that one in to me, by the way. There you go. Try Caddo Lake, that's a... Even bigger. Caddo Lake's a thicket. This thing ain't got nothing in it. You're talking about a long lining dream. What's that?

Cross? Yeah. But just wait. Get that water about 5, 10 more degrees warmer. Except it's full of 2 pound croppy. And good luck. Oh, it's got bigger. Cato like a big crappy.

Big trees, big stump. Big old, suppers. And lots of lower units. I'm full now. All right, boys, he's eight seven. He's snacked out. A bag of hot barbecue. I am ironed them, amonyms over, though.

We can get them in the break. Here you go. Catch, big guy. Oh, or a mature athlete. Lucky stuff. Catch him. Oh, boy. Oh, this is peanut.

Yeah, why are you smashing? Yeah. I didn't smash you. It just sounded like it, but when I hit the bag, it was lightly. It was lovingly touched. I don't know what just happened. I don't either. Gobind, y'all got power again?

We do, thank goodness. How long did you lose it? Two days. Oh, good, Grace. Yeah, it was terrible. That ain't good, boys. Any of your stuff fall out? It was, no?

I just make sure they wasn't. I got one of them generics. Generact. time to eat oh you have a big old generaac yeah it's on wheels 6500 baby i can run them lights can't run the hot water heater got to take a coal bath oh bath which i do not do can you yeah that'll kill him can you run you can you run your air conditioner no air conditioner and hot water heater it's out dryer can't run dryer it's just lights just the you got the essentials phone charging,

TV, keep your refrigerator running. Internet. That's good. You want to refrigerator to keep running. Yeah, freezing. Because when all that goes bad, it's just sad. Oh, yeah.

I got a lot of deer meat in there. And a lot of fish. Goes out again, you know where to find me. I'll come help offload a couple meals. We'll have a big feed. Big feed. Fish fry. I'm cooking, baby.

Oh, Lord. Have mercy. Well, that's good. So you did catch them. It's springtime. That's a good thing. Did catch them. I went across. I've never been there before. I said, let me go try this pocket. I went over there. And I was looking at my side scan. I seen little white squeaklies. I said, hmm, this might work. I put that forward-facing sonar down. I said, oh, yeah, this will do. That'll work. This will do. and he called 25 25 good ones

25 stitches and your braces have you been fishing yet so no no still haven't gone we tried one time it's a little too early we're gonna wait a little while

too early too early and old stone so I have fair weather fishermen no yeah well no yeah same way he hunts too

so don't really I mean he's 74 or about to be 74. I'm 32 and I'm in the same way. Just call me when they keep showing up. Look, Willie's out of town. This full moon just happened. Then Biggins ought to be back up on the beds at his house.

If we want to go poach him, now's the time to poach. He's out of town, boys. I can tell you where they're at. They don't move far every year. I've caught them all. I've caught every one of them and put them back in a lot. Well, he's four. Fis are all just like, why?

I just catch them once a year to check on them. Just to make sure they're good. I do a status check. I do a status check, make sure everybody's healthy, and I put them back in the water. DNA swab. Mm-hmm. What's that, boy, is that? DNA swab.

That's birthday. Keep the population. He ain't as big this year. Yeah. We should go do that right now. On our way down. Well, we got about 50 more minutes before we can do that. I didn't know he was out of town.

Yeah. Yeah, he left yesterday. Well, then I know. Where's he in? Doing this evening. Huh? Where's he in? I think he went to Nashville.

What's he going to Nashville? He's singing. What do you do in Nashville? He's saying. He got to set some things straight. I don't know. You went to Nashville to sing. Lots to do in Nashville.

Yeah, it is. Nashville's got to. You can go to the house of cards and watch a bunch of musicians while you eat a good fine meal. House of Cards. Why would you go to the House of Cards to eat? Because they're a real good restaurant. Fine steaks. Medium part you's going to go play Rook or something.

No. Fade. It's a cool place. Got a bunch of different musicians. Magicians. Magicians and musicians. Wait, it's a magic show? Oh, I'm in.

I'm in, I'm in. Hey, I just perform some magic. Yeah, they entertain you while you have a fine steak, filet mignon. Like, what's that place called with the blue night and the red night? Oh, I have no idea. You know what I'm talking about where you eat? No, I'm still. times.

I'm still laughing at Gobwin. What do he say? He said, I'm a magician. I made them eggs disappear. They're in my belly.

It's quick magic there. Golly. Say you're just in a oven. Now you don't. I'm looking up the house of cards. That medieval times? Yeah, I've been there. I know Godwin been there.

I've been there. Watch a jousting while you eat a turkey lid. That's just a good time. I mean, what, the only different. I mean, that's true. horsepower but the only different be if they put cars in there.

You know, I would be in. They did up there at L.A. Coliseum. Where is this at? Over around Dallas. That medieval times cafe or whatever it's called. You ain't ever been there? Is the food any good? No. Oh, you don't go for the food. You go for the show. You go for the show.

The turkey legs just a corner. I hadn't been since I was a very young boy. I've been to... There's ten of them. What's the name of that town? South of Dallas. Scarborough. Oh, the fair? It's like a town

made and made it too many nights, you know. But, it's pretty neat. Too many nights. Too many nights. That's one they call it the dark ages. There it is.

Well, they call it the dark ages. Dinner at the end. You know what one ocean said to the other ocean? I see you. No, nothing. They just waved. Nothing, just wave. They just wave.

Oh, well, let's wave on into our first break. We'll be back right after this. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedale's beef

makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson, would say, Bye on the grill! Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritels beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way.

Tritails comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living,

you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat either, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak.

How's the family, Martin? The one that's the one that's brewing. There's an entire one in your wife's belly. Yeah, I've seen, she's been doing a lot of shopping. All of a sudden she's doing baby shopping. Your credit card still work? Ours I know. I might want to turn it off.

No, it's fine. Hey, let her have fun with it. They go, so Monday I leave, gone all week, I got to go over to Real Tree. So she's going to see her family, and they're all going to, since I, you know, live seven hours away, they're all going to go into one of them ultrasound places and they're all going to go as a family, like, to see all the stuff, you know, because they ain't been to none of the appointments. They ain't been around. They just get videos on the phone.

So they're going to all go together, go see it and live in. Oh, one of them high tech ultrasound things? They weren't in a color. Well, just like a drive-thru, not at a doctor's office. But, like, where your whole family can go in there called like. There's a drive-thru ultrasound? Well, not bad. Not legitimately drive-thead.

Leave it till 10. How come we didn't. We got one here. What? We got one in downtown Westminster, where you take the whole family. It's drive-thru. Well, it's called like sneak-a-peak. No, it's not drive-neek.

That's even better. See? How come we didn't think of that? Yeah. But it's like. There's none of us are ultrasound tags. You know how much money that? Yeah, because it's straight cast on me.

That's pretty good deal when you think about it. But it's like the super face. Let's check the ultrasound out. Check out the new arrivals that are, you know, like at this one. We could do it. We could add dinner and it'd be like medieval times, but with an ultrasound.

Break some chicken wings. And they got like teddy bears and stuff that you put like the baby's heartbeat in. You can record the baby's heartbeat. That's what I'm talking about. So her, Her side of the grandparents and all that are going to get to go experience it. So that's going to be pretty cool. That's the one where you can like see if they have hair and stuff too.

They're not going full bore because they're still, it's still. 4D. Early. That's 20% of it. That's not 3D. No, still. Yeah, we're staying, we're sticking with 2D since it's still pretty early. Okay.

So, but they haven't seen any of it other than the pictures and videos we show. I have. Just an invasion of privacy. What? On the kids or my one. Because I feel the same way every time we go in there. I was like, ooh. Yeah.

They get that big bottle of blue gel and just... An invasion of privacy. Ultrasounds are weird. Yeah. When you really think about it. It really is. Technology, man. I mean, I had one done on me one time.

That was weird enough. It's like forward-facing son-on. I ain't seen no fish yet. I don't. I'm just glad them suckers don't bite. I love it. Forward-facing sonar. Yeah.

Hey, that thing may be a Garmin, I don't know. It probably is. Maybe Garman, maybe Lawrence. I don't know who makes him thing. Ultrasounds? Hummingberg. Be any of them. Who know?

But yeah, so they're all going to do that next week. So that'd be fun while I'm down in Georgia with our real tree people messing around. And me and God would speak. Yeah, I'm going to fly into Columbus Friday. Where are y'all going? You're going to drive down to. What's the name of that place? I don't know.

You don't want to tell me about it. Florida. North Florida. That's all I can't remember. North Florida. Yeah. That's a whole different side of Florida. Yeah.

Yeah, we're in the pine trees, not the palm trees. We're in the piney wood. We were them big old giant rattlesnakes live. Ooh. North? Those things that slither on their belly. Oh, yeah. They're poisonous.

Venomous. Oh, here we go. Gobwin does that just because he knows what it does. Have you ever ate rattlesnake? What? No. It's chewy. You have?

Yeah, it ain't no good. I don't like it. Did you expect it to be? I couldn't. It's got a metallic taste to it. I couldn't, I couldn't do it. A metallic taste? Yeah.

All right, explain. Well, poison's kind of metallicy place. Are you talking about the band, poison and metallic? Did Brett Michaels? I'm just trying to figure out the pun. Oh, boy. And now for something totally different. But it's actually,

but it's like every rose. I don't know where we're going. But you thought it was actually chewy, Martin? Yeah, it was just kind of tough. Wasn't fresh. Well, I mean, how is a snake going to be tender? He uses every muscle in his body to get around. That's what I'm telling you.

You know, it just wasn't very good. Well, it's a reptile. Yeah, I mean, so is a turtle. Turtle ain't bad. Yeah. I don't advocate for killing turtles, but if you do and you eat him, I mean, you know, he ain't bad. Well, I've heard of starving.

People that eat them talk about that there's seven different meats in a turtle. Oh, yeah, like, yeah, because they got like thighs, backstraps tail. They got it all, yeah. Yeah. You never had, you lived in Louisiana as long. I never had turtle soup. I've had turturb. Or like sauce piquon, turtle sauce psalce.

Yeah, I have. I'm just not that into it. That happened one time, okay. I'm along with a buddy of mine growing up. What'd he say? Back in high. A pigon pie. I'll go home with a guy that I'm growing up with, right?

They had turtle soup. Oh. The only thing is, you know, when I rinsed in, the ladle and it was going to get some. Did you say a snapper? No, no, no, no. They didn't clean the turtle very good. Hmm. Okay, because the old scaly-looking skin on his leg?

Yeah. Yeah. That's what I picked up. with the label and I just You leave that on You eat skin off the chicken, don't you? No, I ain't no big skin eat you. I love chicken skin and pork skin.

Amen. Both of them things are fine. But I'm just not a reptile eater. Not a reptile eater. Claw. On the, on the, on the, they didn't even cut the claws. You don't like alligator? Alligator is the only one where you're like,

Nope. Okay, this is good. Alligator's got too strong a taste to me. It's chewy. Chewy. And it's tough. And it's tough. Yeah, it's chewy.

Well, you'd be tough too if you've been here for 120 million years. Yeah. Alligators are old. Big old. Yeah, I've never got that Louisiana part thing that we do. I wonder if they eat crockers. Eat everything. Well, just eat reptiles.

I wonder if they eat crocodile over in Africa. Only if you could get in a crock pot. I'd probably make it tender. Why? Yeah. Oh, no. If it's in a crock pot, it's going to be tender. Our crocodile's good eating.

Yeah. I just wondered if they do eat them. I would imagine. I know the crocodile eats everything. They get pretty large. I know that. But here's what I'd say about folks out there in that part of the world. If it don't eat them, there's a pretty fair chance it gets eaten.

That's a good decision. Which I think is where all the stuff comes from down south. I mean, you got to think when Louisiana was getting settled, this was a rough patch of real estate. How did people stop here? And why? Gobind lost power for two days and still had a generator and he scarred from it. Yeah. This is not where you want to live without electricity.

Couldn't sleep. I can't waking myself up snoring. Oh, because he ain't got a C-Path. Yeah. I couldn't wear my dark Vader mask. Let me tell you, that's terrible. I'll run your race over that thing. What's that, the Darth Vader man?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I love it when we go to Wyoming. That thing puts me to sleep, that little low hum at me. Me and Gawas share a room. I'm like, yeah, buddy. I don't think I could sleep. Oh, you hear.

Oh, you hear. No. Use the force. Gobwin tell you right now, you don't think you can, but once you can't sleep without it. Ain't they right? That's interesting. I tell you. I used to dread spending the night with Gavin or sigh.

Si. You got to hurry up and go. get to sleep for him or stone. Oh, I've been running out of the rooms where they're sleeping. Oh, hey, you're going to sleep on the couch. The first time we went to hunt at W.E's, they said, get in there with Si. And I was like, I mean, I didn't know no better. And I go in there in that little bunker room with Sai.

And I turn around and walk back out. I said, ain't no chance. The key with Si is if you can bear through it for about an hour. if he's already asleep, he's going to get up and take a leak. So you got like five, ten minutes where he gets up, takes a leak, gets him some tea, gets him some tea. And then you take him another hour and go back to sleep. Yeah. You got a little window where you can get to sleep and you can rock it.

But if you miss that window, buddy, you're out. You wake up and go make tea? No, he got it in that jug right there. But I'm just saying like... But he does make him a gallon generally the night before and put it in the refrigerator. That way it's cold when he wakes up. And you... He's prepared, son.

Get some M&Ms. So you drink tea in the middle of the night? Yeah. Yeah. What are you talking about? You got to keep hydrated. I just thought it was an all-day thing. I didn't know it extended into the midnight hours.

If he's awake, he got tea. That's why I drink. They look like Easter egg. Gotwin just opened some M&Ms to our listeners. Well, them the big ones are small. Driving down the road. It's peanut M&M. Yes, but it's the big ones, right?

Not the flat ones. Here you go. Yeah. Watch this. We're going to send this break right. Throw one up. I'm going to catch it with my mouth. I'm going to break your teeth.

Yeah. No, it's going to be a direct shot. He's going to knock one of them out. Short. Short. Give me that. Good night, son. I don't want to hurt you.

You ain't going to hurt. Put more air under. Top. There you go. Got it. First try. All right, let's take a break. They often say the best day of a man's

life is the day he buys the boat and the next best day of his life is the day he sells it that's because he don't know what he's doing yeah if he sells it i've had to sell him boat for 20 years it's been fantastic yeah how have you done that i take care of my stuff i take care of my stuff i take care of proper maintenance scheduled maintenance both that reminds me and learn how to do it yourself that helps yeah tell us how to change oil and all that you're i got to change oil in my suzuki There you go. See? That 28 gauge I bought the butt plate on it.

Just disintegrating? Yeah. You need one? Yeah. Yeah. What's the deal with that? Business. I don't know.

I threw that thing in my shoulder the other day and looked at it and I said, what in the world happened to my darn butt plate? Yeah, I think it's when it gets wet. I think that water just breaks it down. Yeah, and try using it. I mean, it literally just, you know. You don't use deodorant, do you? You ain't telling me nothing.

Yeah, I use deodorant. You don't use deodorant? I use two deodorants. You double down? Yeah. He doubled it? Yeah, because he doesn't shower. Hold on.

Well, I do shower. Hey. Uh-oh, what you got there, John, anything? Tell the story, Sam. I used a deodorant, okay, and then I use a product called the bod with deodorant. You mean that? Yeah. He just sprayed you with it.

I got a story behind all there. You're going to spray that in your mouth? Oh, no, no, no. Well, Linda sent that too. No, no, no. The women love this. Okay, look, I got this, okay. One night at Cade, it was Christmas.

It smells so strong. Okay, no, no. Dirty Santa. Al and Lisa bought this as a gag joke to get to me. Mm-hmm. Well, I go home, and like I said, I use a, Brade your owner and this and together, okay, this is like a woman magnet. Woman magnet.

Okay, because I've had, when I was out singing, the women would all tell me when they'd come up there to take a pitch with me. They would go. Good grief, you smell good. You smell right now. That is, I regretting your bread now. Oh, it smells good. It was just wanting your money, sigh.

Very strong. No. Come on said they just want. Now, now they all know then. I'll get my money. It's like a combo of cat pee and old spice. Okay. This is a very strong smell.

I like that. Cat pee and old spouse. You like that? And it mellows out. I sat by a guy at church. Hey. Here you go. Oh, yeah.

That's not what I'm, look, for all y'all think I'm being mean to say, I'm not saying he smells like it. That was just a quote from a guy that I sat next to in a funeral. He said, I'm sorry, brother. I smell like cat pee and old spice. And you know what? He was right. Oh, man. He was.

He was cold wrecked. He needed to take a bat. He didn't take a bat. No, no, he had on his Sunday best. I guess he just, there's a lot of cat pee and old spice running around this place. So I don't, I don't really know. He may have had a bunch of cats living with him. But he said that, and I said, you know.

You got a point. Yeah, you do. I can appreciate honesty. I wish you were lying. That, that, I'm telling you, it is a strong smell. Martin, way too close. I sprayed it on Sye a couple clicks. That's good stuff.

Man. Godwin's now smelling it. That's in my nose hairs. Hey. Good stuff. Yeah. You ain't got to spray that on like once a week. I never give off a bad odor.

Trust me. Denatured alcohol, aqua, fragrance, propylene glycol. You never give off a bad odor? I've never with that. Godwin, you got a cigarette lighter? No, uh-uh. Dang, it says flammable. That right there, that's a cover up.

They were sold in my water. It got in your water? I got a match. Huh? Yeah, no, you're fine, bro. You're winning. Hold on. I got a match.

Oh, no, we ain't doing that match. We can't put that match out anyway. We don't try it out. Dang. I thought we were about to start doing pyrotech here in the duck hall, right? No, uh-uh. Anyway. Yeah, I don't even, what were we talking about?

I don't even remember. Bod, Fantasy Spray. This is bod. Oh, I didn't even finish it. They gave it to me as a gag gift. I go home and put it on with my regular sprayer on it. Mm-hmm. Hey, my woman loves it.

I said, well, how the gag gives on owl and lethal. Here's what she got to know about Christine. She likes a loud thing. She married to Cy. She loves Bond. He tricked her with a dragon jacket. To say she has a flare for the dramatic would be an understatement. I love it.

Oh, peeling back the layers that is Miss Christine. But that's a lot that I think has to do with that red her she sports. Them red-headed ones is a little different. Irish, got a little Irish. Yeah, they got a little. Got a little what? That's a little lippy. Well, I got a brown-headed one that's that.

Yeah. I thought I'm going to put on Paula's green. Realized all of God when she was a little lippy. She was a little lippy. Yeah. The funny part about that is I think you're actually going to do it. He's told her that enough. He's told her that enough that if he don't, she's going to be upset.

Now she tells people I'm going to put it on there. Right. Here's what my headstone's going to read. She is, but hey, I like them a little faster. She was a little on the lippie side. I like them a little fights. Never a dull moment. I'm going to leave.

I'm going to leave little off a bit. brittany's she just straight lip she's just sugar and spice baby oh everything nice i tell you what pregnancy bring out the best of that quality too so yeah i'm praying for you martin oh it's been fun just wait till you getting out delivery room i want to know what she calls you in there better be like honey oh no it's not oh it's mean they get real mean in there until they did do the thing where they don't feel no more pain it is it is scary i've heard things from my wife I didn't even, I had to Google them. I said, I don't even know what that means.

You had to look them up to see whatever she was saying. My wife started. She better not be mean to me. Hey, look, here's how bad. I've been nothing but supportive. Thank you. It don't matter. She's going to be mad.

Look, one of our kids, I can't remember which one. They were like, hey, we'll be there in a minute to do the pain, the epidural, I think it's called. And you know, like that plastic on the side of the bed? My wife started clawing it that thing, like she was trying to murder. it and she was just scratching at it and I was like I gotta get out of this room it was scary. Yeah, that's when you look down to your fault.

Hello. Oh, oh, oh, somebody's here. I gotta take this call. Yeah. Yeah, your mom's trying to get up here. Hold on, let me tell her how to make it here. Don't make jokes either. They don't think they're, none of them think they're.

No, I've, I've... None of them is funny. Yeah, I've realized that even in this early time. Humor is a lot of times my way to cope. Yeah. With uncomfortable news. Yeah. And things like that.

It has fell on deaf ears a lot of these times. You really find out how funny you are when your wife's pregnant. Because they don't laugh at nothing. Yeah. They, yeah. Yeah. God bless her. I just told her.

I said, look, you understand. That's just the way I cope. Like, that's the way I deal and process things through my head is make a joke about it while I, by the reality of it sits in. Yeah. No, not okay. Don't go there. Don't go there. She's going to pick up a butcher knife and say, this is how I cope.

This is how I relieve stress. come here butcher ice let me see that yeah come over here darling get closer yeah you're gonna she's gonna throw something at you

at some point for sure it'll be like a pillow again yeah oh that doesn't start it you said labor and delivery God bless women everywhere though

I don't I mean I'd just keel over and not make it through it I told her that too I said I didn't think I could love you respect you or any of that

any more than I already did until this happened. I said, and I have a whole new admiration for you. I said, because, I mean, she was sick for like four weeks straight. I ain't talking about morning. I'm talking about if her eyes were open, she was sick. And there ain't nothing I can do. Like, and I just said, and nothing she can do.

And I'm just trying and she's getting frustrated and I'm getting frustrated and I'm like, man, I don't know. You know, what can we do? What can we do? And now she's off that bag, now she just eats everything in sight. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Well, good news.

She's eating for two. She's eating for three. Yeah. No, I ain't blaming her. It's just a funny transition. She went from sick 24-7 to hungry 24-7 like that. I was like, holy cow. So.

Right up that pit boss. She's going through an amazing. Push that button. Yeah. She's going through an amazing process. Oh, it is. It's incredible. No, no.

Yeah. It has. Unreal. I called my mama and told her I saw her for everything I ever put her through. You was probably a pretty big baby too. I said, because you went through all this just to get me here, and then I'm going to turn around and be a horse's butt sometime growing up. I said, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I didn't know. How was I supposed to know? She said, oh, that's all right, honey. Yeah. She said, I keep them anytime you need me to. I know. I don't know what it is.

Paula, she's like, asked in Joanna, what's the holdup? What's the hole I'm thinking? Hey, hey, that's my daughter you're talking. Ah, there you go, boys. All right, well, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. All right, we're back. Look, when we announce this thing about being pregnant with twins,

I asked them to send in twin advice. I had no idea we had so many fans that had twins. Twins. But you've taken your time out of your day. to send it. So if there are more fans, which I have seen that they're expecting twins as well, maybe some of this will worse.

Johnny D., what's the bet, or is there a most common? I mean, the amount of emails about they are a twin or they have twin, it's crazy. It's kind of like that car, that new car you buy that car. You never notice them until you buy one, and you see them everywhere.

You ever notice that? That's twins now. Yeah. They're going to be everywhere you look. They're everywhere. I mean, we got more twin fans. I didn't know they had two. But, okay, so, Carrie, Pasadumkeeg.

That was it. That's the town name in Maine. Wow. So she is a twin. We about as far apart as we can get in the continent of U.S. I hope you're doing good up there in Pasadam. I was just in Maine. Pass a dumb keg.

Pass a dumb keg. That sounds like a party I went to. I don't. Oh, boy. Look, so she is a twin. She's got a brother. But so to not get them mixed up, because when their babies, they look alike, they had, they always wore different colored diapers. Really?

So you got to buy two sets of diapers. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. Like, A baby will have, John will have this diaper and David will always have this. I had already proposed putting like a green dot on one of them's big toe. I won't blue on the bottom of their big toe at the hospital. Blue one's on John. Put blue ones on John, huh? I don't even know what they are yet.

It may be Jeanette. Well. Panderthony. She missed it. Her loss. Hey, Panther toenails. One of toenails. There you go.

I don't hate that. I'm going to have to do something. I'm sure there'll be one that's loud and one that's quiet. Yeah. It's divide and conquer now. Yeah. And then look, so. It's like what the drummer.

named their twin babies out of one and a two it's every episode he's got one just firing from the hit that boy keeps his host

one two so then you don't want to hear it if I'm one two three four so so I'm going to have to send you

this one because Rachel from Oklahoma she sent an entire book Oh, really? But that is because Rachel from Oklahoma has children a five-year-old, a two-year-old, a 15-month-old, and a three-and-a-half-week-old. So Rachel knows what she's talking about. It ain't none of them twins? Not them twins, but...

But that 15-month-old and that three-month-old ain't real far apart. And a two-year-old. She ain't even got dressed yet. That's probably what her husband was telling her. Keep your old clothes on, woman. Oh, man. Four is enough. Oh.

Okay. Rachel, God bless you. But most have heard. Your life is ready. That would be my favorite goblin line from the podcast. Holy cow. Oh, goodness gracious. Rachel, thank you for the email.

Keep eating them M&M's hammer. That's good stuff here. I'm going to send this all to Martin because there's a lot of stuff in here. but it's mainly about taking care. Your job is to take care of Brittany. Oh, 100%. And ask her what she needs. 100%.

Go outside, is an important one, she says. Yep. Get some sunshine. Give her, you got to commit to, like, giving her 30 minutes a day to taking care of herself. Take a shower, like just. Oh, I'm game. I'm all in. In fact, we discussed last night about after their, once we get through the night time,

where you're up every two hours, we discussed like... Oh, I got good advice. Well, I know you told me last time and she watched the podcast, and that's not good. She already knows the trick now. Your turn. She says she's going to slap you next time she saw you.

But we discussed on like Wednesdays. On Wednesday morning, and I talked to my mom about this too, I'm going to drop them off at moms on Wednesday morning. Brittany going to have the whole day to do her thing, and then Brittany going to pick them up on Thursday morning. So, like, Mom gets one day a week with her grandbabies, and it gives her 24 full unadulterated hours to take care of herself,

to do whatever. And her and mom were both on board with it. So, you know, that was, but I told her, I said, now, I'm not saying it's got to be Wednesdays, but I said, I'm just saying, I want one day a week that you're willing, you'll say right now you'll do that to take care of yourself like just to if you want to go shopping go shopping you want your hair did get your hair did nails all that kind of stuff to pamper yourself take care of yourself

i want that for you and she said i'll do it and i said perfect that's good you know and and i think that's a good it's going to be hard i mean even the first time's going to be hard like but that way on wistie nice we can go on a date night if we need to we go to dinner day picture show go you know Head on down the picture show, Mark. Yeah. Or in today's world, we're going to click that button. It says rent. Amen to that.

You ain't got to go there. The last one from Rachel that I thought was really good. Or not the last. I mean, she sent a lot. But one that I thought was really good is tell her how great she is doing all the time. Oh, I tell her that every day right now. That's what I'm talking about. Martin's ahead of the game, people.

How pretty she is? Well, I mean, when I see it, I cannot help but stop and appreciate. and admire what is going on. Because, Si said it, if it was left up to the man, we'd be extinct. Like,

she went through some things. I would just like. Couldn't do it. And we ain't even got to, arguably the worst part of it yet. When her ankles were the size of basketball. Yeah. Then the thing that gets me is,

two years later, and she'll be coming saying, hey, I want another baby. No, Cy, that won't be another. That'll be two more. Yeah.

You can't. I just tell you, that's what gets me, okay. In the world that is the Internet, of course, I looked up some stuff on Tweds. They were like, after you have the first set, you're four times more likely to have another one. There you go. Uh-uh. You have a whole ball team. Disconnect.

Yeah. Yeah. No. Disconnect. Then, like, I got the number to Dr. Well, I was a child growing up. Hey, when I was a child growing up, some of the women, especially if they were lived on a farm, They'd have 10 or 12.

Well, yeah, they needed help. Oh, they needed. And they didn't have Netflix. Yeah, they needed a farm group. Yeah. I said she ain't put her clothes on. Yeah, yeah. Rachel, thank you very well in.

Thank you, Rachel. No, that is. And to everybody else, too. That's fantastic. I got one more from. Yeah, go ahead. From Adam. Adam from Mississippi says congratulations.

He has three kids, two of which are twins, and he heard you wanted some tips. He says, you got to have a schedule, but this is the part that got me. Twins will go in opposite directions every chance they get. That's kind of funny to think about it. Because you think they'll all be in the same stuff,

but he's saying, you got to be ready. Divide and Conquer. Also, be CPR certified, are you? Yeah. I had to tell you in college. Boom. So he knows what he's doing. Unless I have to have my refresher course.

You might well. I'd like night party, son. Huh? y'all had a bunch of late night parties what CPR certified no you just had to take it I got you you had to take it to graduate really yeah to take first aid and CPR to graduate really in biology mm-hmm that's interesting yeah I don't think I took that one of them plants might go on the wits you never know he's so fired in that I do I want right I would wake Go in opposite direction

That's good But I mean I got a bunch of I'm probably just gonna have to sit down And forge you all of them But to all the twins out there Including Chris from El Dorado He's got two twins

That are two and a half years old Up the road He said start sleeping And start buying diapers That's his advice Because you're never going to do it again Chris you gotta be more positive Yeah man

I see all that start sleeping I just Here's what I everybody needs to remember. Your boy, I don't sleep that much. We're hunters and fishermen. Most things happen at daylight and at dark. I thrive off of a lack of sleep.

He's ready, baby. I'm not saying I'm ready because at 2 a.m. I really like to be asleep. I mean, I'm not. How do you have to do about that? Yeah, but I ain't. Your turn. Yeah.

Well, I ain't doing that either. Not at first. I may try that six months down a row, but I ain't doing it at first. By six months, they'll be not a hot of them. About the third day, you're going to say, I'm going to try that. But. When you try it, please report back. And I'm used to catching a nap whenever you got to.

During hunting season, I mean, sometimes you just got to catch one. Like, wherever you're at, you just got to catch one. So, Cy taught me that. Floor the duck blind. I learned that in the military. Just catch it when you can. Yeah, catch it when you can. Catch it when you can.

Wow. Yeah. No, that's going to be fun, man. I'm looking forward to it. October will be here before we know it. I'm counting down. We're going to have a special episode from the waiting room. That's fine.

Oh, yeah, we're going to have to do that. Hey, whenever they get released from that joint, we're going to put them right here. See what they got to say about it. Let Uncle John take care of him. He wants to be their namesake. And then he'll go, your turn. Somebody made it a posit.

Well, let's take our last break. We'll be back. All right, bye. And we're back. And we're back. And now for the standard email section of the show, Johnny D. In honor of just we do everything in twos now, I got two emails today. Oh, okay.

Twin emails, both from people asking for advice. Also, I lost one. Found it again. All right. Help! I need somebody. Three exclamation points. Hey, y'all.

My name is Benjamin. I'm 16 from Michigan, and I have a problem. from Michigan. Benjamin from Michigan has a problem. I'm a cowboy in a state that doesn't have very many real cowgirls. I'm trying to find someone that has the same interest as me. Horses working outside, roping cows. He's a Christian and isn't afraid of hard work.

There's a lot of girls around, but none have the same interest. I thought I'd ask one of the great cowboy's uncle, Sye, about my situation. I think you're confused about Uncle Sye. I'm a cowboy. So what is our advice? He'd love it if we answered on the show. My man's looking for a cowgirl in Michigan, and he can't find one.

God will marry a cowgirl. Yeah, go to rodeo. Go to rodeo and hang out by the back alley because they're fixing to come out of there right before the bull riding. About 16 of them. But they're going to be coming quick, so. I like it. I have no words.

I don't know what just happened. He's talking about Barry. I know what he's referring to. So your advice is just to find a rodeo. If you're all going to go to where cowgirls hang out. And they go to rodeos. That's a good point. Hey man, the Broken Horn Rodeo is in Fowlerville, Michigan on July 29th.

There you go. You need to head that way. There's answer to your problems. Go find you a can, Chaser. That's right. But does he have to? They got to do something while they're loading bulls. I don't even know what

But does he have to find a cowgirl? That's what the boy is. That's what he wants. Yeah, that's what he did. Odds are at this point of his life? Yes. Because he's going to have to find somebody that understands what he's into and why he likes it. That's right.

You can't turn a city slicker into that at 16. Nope. Not if he's trying to stay age appropriate. That's why. In wait 10 years, he may find one as tired of the city life and want to get out of there. That's what happened to all. That's a pioneer woman. If he's looking for one now.

That's a good point. And he goes when he comes in from the rodeo hurting, his woman ain't going to holler at him and grab at him, only because he didn't get over that front end. But that's the only reason. Not because he ain't mowed the grass or nothing. He is talking about bull riding. Yeah.

So there you go. Yeah, there's a bunch of rodeos in Michigan, man. Yeah. I think you might just be looking at the wrong parts of Michigan. The rodeo is the answer to your problem. The women will be there. You go there. There you go.

But Michigan's weird because there's two of them. So if he lives in the wrong Michigan. If he lives in that UP, he's stuck with whatever's there anyway. You can't get out of it. They have roping and barrowations on Sunday and Saturday night, too. All across the country, you know. I didn't know that. May I have to go to a different state.

That'll be one of your options. Wisconsin got rodeos probably. And cheese. good cheese we're really judging our friends from the Great Lakes region I like him cheese curds

so I like that advice just go to a rodeo go to the rodeo all right well there's your advice Benjamin go the rodeo and hang out of the back

and 16 women are going to come out pretty quick that's right I mean he's entered you know could be more could be less yeah

but it's still gonna be quick some of Mike being the slack oh they're gonna come by fast That's the best advice we've ever given Go to the rodeo They're going to be fast The rodeos

They answered all your problems All right, Jeremiah They've made a lot of movies That is in fact not the case He made the movie Jeremy Johnson No, okay, no, it's Jerry That the other day That's a good movie

That's a good movie That's it? Yes, that's all you need to know There you go All right Jerry emails in We don't know where Jerry's from Although I wish we did

Uh, he has something that's been laying heavy on him. Uh-oh. Okay. I'd knock it all. Well, that's the problem. If he's married, get his woman to pick it up off of you. And there's the other problem. Uh-oh.

Let's hear it. He's come to the point where my girlfriend and I are ready to take the next step, aka get married. There you go. But I haven't finished school yet, parentheses, and she has. I'm just nervous about asking her dad for her hand because education. is very important to her family and us getting married may mean me taking a break from college so we can be steady on our feet financially.

They both love the Lord and want to do it his way. He just wants some advice on how to tell her dad all this. How much, as long as he got in school? That's a great question. He doesn't say that. I'm a big believer in don't take a break in college. Breaks rarely are breaks. You should have already taken your break.

break if you were going to take it. Yep. Once you get in, go to the finish line. Yeah, oh, the finish line. And you can, I got married as a junior in college and then changed my major. So I wasn't even a junior. I was like back to a sophomore. But also, I worked 40 hours a week at breakfast time at a grocery store.

My wife worked at a red lobster. So, you know, if you want to get married that young and you want to be in school, here's my advice. There's a lot of work. And if you're looking for a reason to quit school, Mary, ain't it. Just quit. Just quit and do something else. Yeah, don't camouflage the reason for quitting school either. We're getting married.

There ain't nothing wrong with people that don't go to school. Absolutely. My dad didn't go to school. My mom didn't go to school. One of the greatest farces in America is everybody needs to go to college. It's not the case. That's not the case. I went there and spent a while, but, I mean, college is not for everyone. But my advice to you is, okay, you and your

woman both discuss it. Okay, because look, here's the deal. life's going to happen. What you do with it is the most important thing. If you get married, you say you drop out of school and get married. Life's going to happen. You may be right away start having kids, then finances, okay, and you may not, you meant for it to be a break and then go back and finish.

That may be harder done than, you know, than said. Breaks are rarely breaks in college. They're just, that's just it. I would, if it was up to me, okay, and the family is big on education, finish your college degree, and then. Yeah, there's nothing saying. Like, you're worried about her dad and education's important. Then when you ask him, have your plan laid out.

Like, here's what's going to happen. I'm going to ask her to marry me. I'm going to make the commitment right now. I'm going to finish school in two years. We're going to get married. Because she has, we're going to get married six months after I finished school. That's when the wedding's going to be.

I mean, lay out a plan to the man. But if you go to him and say, hey, man, I want to marry your daughter. I'm going to take a break from the school thing for a minute. And then once life's all, then once everything's perfect, then I'll go back to school, that's not going to ever.

No, that's out. That's not going to work. He's not going to like that. I'll give you the religious deal on this. Most people tell you, well, Once I get myself straight, then I'll get religion. Well, hey, that's the wrong answer. You'll never get yourself straight.

You've been trying to do that. Because while we were still sinners, Christ died for. Amen. Get your religion, and he'll straighten you out. And then you take off. But as for this, you just need to take off in odd direction. Whether it's marriage and working your butt off, that's fine, or finish school and then get married.

Both are fine answers. And if you're a junior, finish. Oh, yeah. All right. If you hang up with you. You've made it to junior, finish. Go ahead and knock it out. You're going to regret it to rest of your life.

But if you got something you see that you want to go do, go do it. Go do it, yeah. A lot of money to be made without a college education. Yeah, I mean, college really is only. All you're doing when you put that on something is showing people you're committed. Yep. Hey, I did four years. My case, I did six.

I did six, but I only got a four year to do. Quitter. You're a quitter. But. you go. There's my advice. There's size advice. You can find all your answers at the rodeo and not necessarily college. Right. That is, boy.

I couldn't agree more. All right, so today's Bible verse. I'm just going, my dad sends me a Bible verse every morning. That's awesome. Yep. And he sends me a little note to, but 528 this morning I got, I was still asleep, but my dad was awake. Psalms 138-7,

though I walk in the midst of trouble You preserve my life You stretch out your hand Against the anger of my foes With your right hand You see me God's for you And he's always with you

Yep Remember that Amen We'll see y'all next time Right here in the duck car Bye