Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Has to Have Another Surgery!

Episode Date: December 8, 2022

Si finds out he has to have surgery again. Godwin — the incredible shrinking man — voices his HEATED opinion on air fryers. John-David is terrified of his three-year-old daughter singing, "If You're ANGRY and You Know it." Martin and his wife, Brittany, have made the twins' bath time extra fun with new flotation devices. The boys talk about their favorite Christmas movies and what gifts they're getting their wives, but Uncle Si has no idea what he got for everyone — thanks to Christine. And the boys discuss generosity with panhandlers — and whether cash is the best gift. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I heard you got you another deer yesterday. Yeah, I killed a deer down. A cold. A call? Yeah, seven point. And he used to be an eight, but he broke it off fighting. So you had to whoop him. Bad enough, he lost a fight.

Yeah, he left. Plus, we don't want him, you know, getting with the women out there. It's a good thing people don't go around shooting us like that. He's a call. That's all right. All of John is taking care of the women. out there. Are they?

Well, hey. They don't both got them more? Yeah. I'm one. Uh-oh. He's on the cordwood. He's up like cordwood boys. Like I'm done with the doves.

That's good. Well, that's good. How good is that backstrap? It's delicious. Awesome. I got one hanging. Yep. Well, I want one more hanging because I want to try some stuff.

I want to make me some steaks with a hinal on it. Oh, you're on-bon-in-Rah. I've done it. Tomahawk. I've done it with deer. But you've got two sides on that. They're okay. They're not what you think they are.

Oh, I bet you they are. No, they're really not. He ain't got no fat on him. Yeah, but it's good. It's good, but he ain't got no fat on it. It don't render down the same. That's all I'm telling you. I got to try it.

That's fine to try it. I've done it, and I think everybody should. I got to have a no thank you portion. No, you're going to need about three of them to get full off that deer ribby. Well, I know. It ain't as big. There's two sides. To every story.

That's right. Speaking of two sides, you done lost one of years, Gobwin. You're the incredible shrinking man. I know. You need new clothes for Christmas? Yeah, it's about time to, like, switch the size up. Yeah, I need to take an X off. That's a baby?

I'm proud of you. That's good. Well, I was pretty naughty, though, Thanksgiving. Was you? Good for you. You deserved it. Hey, hard work deserves a reward. What did you reward yourself with?

Oh, I cook some of them duck fingers. Uh-huh. Cook some of them. Cook some fish. Johanna cooked a good turkey, which that was pretty healthy. The way she baked it. And, man, I got on some of that pecan pie. That pecan pie, saw.

Got to. Mm-hmm. You deserve it. Hey, you've earned it. Look at it. But, uh, who. Hmm. It was good for a minute.

So is that what you're getting for Christmas, all new clothes, one size down? I don't know. Maybe. Depends off he's been good or not. Depends on it. It lumps of coal. Yeah. Well, I'm rooting for you.

Well, I'm doing good. It means anything. Clothes. I don't know if I need any clothes. Well, then let me buy you a new t-shirt, because that one, that one starting to favor a dress on you. you. So I'm just, I'm proud of you. That's a reward. New clothes. Did you get a new loop in your belt? You got to be. Oh man. There ain't much leather left on this thing. Well, that's why you

got to get you one of them groove belt. They're magnetic. You ain't got to do nothing to them. You got to pull that thing up. You got to whack it off because it's too long. Oh, this is going to be the fashion episode where-assion episode. God was just like, I got clothes. Well, the real question is on your Thanksgiving meal Did you dip any of it in that W sauce? Did you do it? I know he did.

Look at it. Martin got his all right out. Where's it at? Hey, y'all would thank me later. That'd be good on there. I thanked you before. It's good on everything. Yeah.

Yeah, I actually took it for my turkey that I smoked. I mixed it with mustard and put that on it as my base. I air fried a turkey. Air fried. Don't talk to me. Didn't work. Didn't work.

They make this big, greaseless turkey fry. That's the same guy that... It wasn't it. Wacked off his manhood and... I can't say that. They're still there. Got them, got shires that washes the beehind. That's the kind of man that airfries a turkey, you're saying?

It wasn't any good. People, we had other turkeys, so they asked me to try this new thing that came out. Well, it didn't turn out, though. I didn't, that wasn't for me. Godwin, do you have an air fryer? No. Yeah, you're missing out on air friar. Wait a minute.

Is that emerald? No, I ain't missing out on that. I don't know. I think that guy back in the day, old Ronko was probably the first one. He just didn't call it an air fryer. That said it and forget it thing, you know, remember that info? You don't air fry. Do you ever use a microwave?

Get it warm stuff up. That's what air friar does, but better. I will say we have an air friar. It's amazing. I use it a lot. Thank you. But I don't use it for stuff. That needs to be deep fried.

Yes, exactly. I'm not like, hey, I got some crappy. Let me throw it in the air fry. No, no, no. But for making like a hot sandwich, it's fantastic. It's the bread like super crispy. You've never had a ham sandwich so you've had one in an air fryer. Yeah.

Yeah, there are certain things. If you're warming up pizza. Boom. Sorry, you're not warming up pizza because that's out for you. Yeah. For the rest of it. Okay. Well, for the rest of us fat boys,

Everybody knows when you go to warm up pizza, the only way in theory could do it was in the oven. If you go to the microwave, it gets soggy and nasty. It's weird. It's not good. But an air fryer warm it up, no problem. It's better than, so you get an air fryer for a microwave. Yes.

And if you need to make, like, if you. How long does it take? I mean, it doesn't take more than 30 seconds. Well, yeah. Yeah, it does that. Yeah, I'm out. You wait till you can't eat for 30 seconds for him for you. And to gratification.

Kids these days. They just want everything then. You that busy going? You look, everything that's good, I'm not eating no more. So I don't care how long, I mean, I want to fill something up and go. That's what it is. If I could have something that would taste good. I'll say this.

All right, I'll take some time with it. You can do chicken wings in there? Zap it and let's go nuke that sucker and let's eat and get out of the stinking. You could do some air fry. chicken wings and those are pretty good. Makes them a little crispy. Yeah, I do the... You got to make 10,000 of them to feed you up.

I do them little chicken breast tenderloins, you know, just like you buy the gas station at the grocery store. And I put them in the air fryer with just like whatever rub I want on them and throw them in there. They're fantastic. Cut them up, put them in a salad. There you go. Thank you. Thank you.

Air fryer. Boy, I eat a lot of rabbit food these days. A lot of raviourer. A lot of cola massager, huh? Vegetarian. and be happy with me. Yeah, it happened. You ain't careful.

You're going to turn into a salad shooter. But anyway, let's take our first break. We'll be back right after this. Let's think about that. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking.

And y'all know, we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedale's beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Cy Robertson, would say, buy on the grill! Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things,

grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritales beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritels comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch. And other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way.

their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat.

She isn't a big meat, folks. Yeah. Just go to Tribesies. Beef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. When they get two, they're going to get fun.

That's a long time. That's a long time from now. Everybody says terrible twos. That's when there's fun. That's when the doctor's that starts. Didn't have to keep my own Johanna so, but she was, boy, she was, we're coming out one

time. It wasn't even, she wasn't even two. I don't know how she was. Just barely walking. Who, your daughter? Yeah. And we'll come in the stinking living room. And she'd done the refrigerator is beside the cabinet.

In the living room? Well, it's the living room and kitchens all be one big time. Yeah, they got one big room. I done it for house. I've done that for a house turk. But anyway, I come in there and she pulled the drawers out of the cabinet right to. there beside the refrigerator and she used them for a lighter she'd get up on the cabinet and then she got up on top she's sitting on top of the refrigerator i come in there she's sitting on top of the refrigerator

messing with stuff on the refrigerator that's what you got to look forward to and she made it she made it that's good she didn't i didn't go to jail i ain't had no trouble with her but uh poor johanna that's the last time she's seen the top of a refrigerator oh she didn't get her height from her mom and her daddy. No. Actually, she did, because what is she? About 5-5. I guess he's short her name. Yeah. What are you, 5-8, 7, 5-7? I'll try and give you a little bit. Try to help. Well, that's the one I got shoes on. Oh, I love it. What you've been doing today? I have been filming this morning. What's you filming?

The Duck Family Treasure Show. Y'all still doing that thing? He's a treasure hunter. What do you do on there? Well, I'm going to prove that the Black Panther exists. Thank you. It's about time we had a hit documentary series. That ought to be about 12, 13 episodes. It is. Yeah.

It's going to be a good one. And then I'm going to prove at the end of it. He's here, boys. Boom. Well, will you bring the proof to me? So I was going to turn into a biologist. I got the proof at the Monroe Zoo. You got the proof.

That's a Jagging mire. Nope. A jagomire. That's a Jagamire. The giant's a strong word for the cage. It's a small cage. I love, we got pictures of a cat. Okay, and everybody says he don't exist.

I love it. Where's the picture? It's all kinds of pictures of them. Give me four seconds, and I'll have that. If there's a picture of one, he's down in Mexico somewhere. Or in a zoo. Yeah. I'm just saying they had to be one.

wild at some point. Didn't have to be wild here. But they could have been. He is. Yeah. He's in a losing. You, uh, so you're, we, we should do a show. You didn't know, like that Sasquatch hunting show?

Mm-hmm. We should do a whole show. I about got to the point if I see another one and I've got a raffle in my hand, I'm going to kill him just to show people. Hey, he exists. Oh, yeah. It'll be safe. No, he won't.

No worry, folks. No, he won't. You won't say no dead panther on this show. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you may. He don't. He ain't there. What about, like, they send that Instagram one all the time, Martin.

Luna the Black Panther. They got to send that to you. You got to get like seven of those a day. All the time. That and the twins duck hunting. That is not. There's another one. I don't know.

There's a few of them that I said. You took them, dug on them? No. Uh-oh. Well, y'all too. No, some dad apparently took his twins out duck hunting in a packing play he had a boat blind

you know and they was on like to bow to boat and a little pack and play up under the blind pretty ingenious like a nice warm day my still a little young but it was in a box day you know yeah mine a little young take duck hunting or down a blanket and their barbies

and her little toys and she'll cut it up and go to sleep in the corner and a snack bag oh yeah snack bag got to have a snack bag you gotta have a snack bag boys she was happy happy happy happy

oh you know how to make a you know how to make a lightning bug happy light it up shut his tail off shut his tail off yeah he'll be delighted he'll be delighted he'll be delighted

shut his tail off he'll be delighted I didn't know what I had nothing on that one. I wasn't going to get to delight it. I wouldn't ever get that. Nope. I wouldn't cross that bridge on all. Yep.

You'll be delighted. Hey, that's nice. There's go. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's,

that's another one of edgymicated. I'm here all week. Are you? That's good. That's good. That's just like I could, I could see myself cleaning mirrors all the time.

Why could you see yourself cleaning mirrors? That's the whole joke. That's, Oh, that's one package right there. No punchline. You just got to think about it. Sorry, sorry, Cy. That one wasn't educated.

Just cleaning mirrors. He can see himself doing it. Yeah. All the time. All the time. I got my kids on that one dad joke now that I told a couple weeks ago. I told you that one, right? The one is past your bedtime.

Yeah. All the cows are sleeping in the fields, and I'll yell it at about 801. And then Carter will yell, it's past your bedtime. And then they go upstairs. I'm like, I don't, this is apparently a thing. Dad jokes work. Take advantage of it. They run to the bed.

I'm like, this is awesome. Take advantage of it. Take advantage of it. How is Father? You went walking the other day? Yeah, we walk when it's warm out. I got to do something to get out of the house. Then four walls getting, getting tight.

Getting tight. They get tight up in there. But, yeah, it's going. They're sleeping good. They're just very angry a lot now. Oh, angry. They're going through an anger phase. Wait until they're three.

I don't know. I get you legitimately right now for whatever reason cannot feed them enough. It's just like growing boys. So that's why they're angry? I guess it's the only thing that stops it. Okay. Hey, speaking of anger. And by stop, it's a pause because in about an hour, there they go again.

They go again. I know. The other day I heard Lottie singing in a room. And I was like, oh, okay. and it's bda-da-da-da-da-da-na-na-na-na, stomp your feet. And I was like, oh, and I walked in there, she's singing, if you're angry and you know it,

stomp your feet, and she's just looking at me, stomping her feet. I was like, you scare me, young girl. She's terrifying. Is she? Oh, yeah. I'm glad I ain't got no little girl. Oh, she's so scary. But she was singing, if you're angry and you know it,

stomp your feet. And she's stomping a hole in the floor. I said, hey, girl, it's happy and you know it. And she looked at me, she was angry and you know it. Do you ask her why she's angry? No, I'm scared. You didn't want to know the answer? No.

Because he was talking about the terrible twos earlier. Three's. Three. That's where she's at. She's three? It's about to be four. Is she really? Man, we're getting old.

Johanna was fun when she's two. Two was great. Three, they catch some weird attitude. I just put her out in the yard and take off. Except when she gets out there with the bulls. With the bulls? She ever ride one? It's a bovine.

The bovine. It's a cow that's still intact. It's a male cow that's intact. Just like goblin. That's right. And you're not. Don't want to be. Can't want that.

Can't. It's scary. I could have another little kid stomping her feet at me, looking like she's going to do something. It's scary. Hey, you know what cows that. That's why he got what? why he did what he did.

I'm trying to see if I can find that video. Oh, look, here it is. Which one? I've heard screaming at me. Oh. You took a video of? Well, it was cute, because I thought it was in your happy and you know it. Watch her, watch her.

We got no audio. Oh, she stomped it four times. We're angry and you know it. If you're happy and you know it. Are you happy or you actually? She said, Daddy! She's a dirty, honey. She was angry.

and she knew it. So she was stomping her feet. She's got bunk band? No, she's in the boys' room. She was yelling at them about something and it made her angry. Then she had to stomp her feet to show. How about I say? I didn't got bunk beds too.

That's fire. The hair pullers. Oh, she started like trying to stop the fan the other day from the top bunk. With her hand? Uh-huh. That'd be good for her. I said, I was just mad because she's going to break the fan. They're like, it won't hurt you?

I said, no. And I put my hand up there. And they're like, they thought you were super dad. Yeah. That was trying to prove it. Yeah, you about to have some purple fingers around there. Yeah. Well, Daddy did it?

Wop. Wop. Taring them fingernails off. Yeah. Purple fingers in root. You got to know which direction to put your fingers. Yeah. Go this way.

It's going to hurt. Yeah, they don't. They're just going to go. Boom. Straight up. If you're angry in you, yeah, we got to talk about it. We got to take her to see somebody. She's mad about something.

I don't know. She's got some issues. She's got issues, man. What are you tying up over? I'm tired of. my mic. That's wild. Maybe we're getting fired up after the break. Let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. I'll send you this one too. I'll show you what we did last night. You was asking about the boys. Oh, in the bathup? Is that not the funniest thing? That was funny. They sat there

and swam circles. Not swimming. I mean, they were obviously just kicking their legs, but it was, and look, they got so tired in like five minutes. They were over like, Yeah, so Brittany posted it Yeah, she posted on her Instagram story But they didn't have those Whenever Yeah, it's hilarious You want to share, did it get it?

Look at them Look at them Look at them Is that your own? Uh-huh Is that yours? Look at them So what is that?

Like an intertube for your head? Yeah, it's just, it's like a neck ring That looks like one of them things Some people wear on a airplane That's the one thing that they wish they had more of on a Titanic. Yep. You know?

He's still froze. They say keep you afloat. I've seen that movie. Yeah, no, but that's, yeah, yeah, that thing was hilarious. But they kid, I didn't know what they were going to do. Like, the most nerve-wracking part of it was putting them in the water and letting go. I'd have been nervous. I mean, I was like, I was like, and I finally let go.

Oh, they would just sit there and kick their legs and, like, spin in a circle. It's amazing how good a baby can float. Like, they figured out pretty quick. Like, their legs just go, bloop. and say I don't have that skill when I get to water I go well they've been floating for nine months yeah that's an excellent point

you go put them in that class where they just take them and throw them in the water and say survive yeah they don't done that you have already done that no we haven't had the what isr training or whatever it is no but yeah they will they will come in the nine foot in and let them go that's a good thing to do we didn't do it

but yeah they need to know how to float we spend way too much time around water to not case they Step in a stump hole. Stump hole, fall out the boat, messing around by the pond. I mean, there's just too much. We're surrounded by water pretty much at all times. So they need to.

They need to be familiar with, don't freak out and take a big drink of this and go bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. So I have what videos you got on your phone. I don't have a phone. Welcome to a podcast where we're showing videos on it. I don't have it. Okay. There you go. It's a headache.

But it was funny. I was kind of wishing, A, I had a bathtub big enough, and be they may. made one for adults. I'd get into that. Them regular size ring probably just fit around your neck. Yeah, I probably just get one them off the side of the cargo ship. From the Dollar General and just jump in a swimming pool. There's a nice though.

That one's got like, it's called like a chin wrist. So it doesn't like get up tight around there. It's not like, no, their face just sits like I don't top of the field. They don't come up with everything. That's neat. Brittany saw it on Instagram. She had to have it. You know that's a dangerous place.

It really is. wallet. There's a lot of stuff that's ended up at our house. I'm like, what is this? I just bought something off Instagram the other day. Yeah, moms of young children on Instagram have sold this family a lot of stuff. So it's bizarre. There you go.

It's whatever. I don't care. They seem happy. As long as everybody's happy. That's exactly right. Almost Christmas time for crying. Christmas time. Christmas?

What are you getting your kids for Christmas? They get to live. what are you getting your kids for Christmas? Nothing. Okay. My wife does all that. Okay. Next Christmas is going to be fun because they'll be like, what, a year and two months old?

Next Christmas. I mean, this year they're like, give me a bottle. You know, yeah. They won't know it's Christmas. You'll be up at midnight putting together stuff. Next year? That's coming up. Yeah, next year.

No, not this year. Maybe not next year. Maybe not the year after they. As far as they're concerned, this year, yesterday was Christmas. They have, there's no concept of time or anything. Why, they told you? Yeah, yeah. They asked me, said, man, we missed Christmas.

And I was like, sorry. It ain't got to here. Christmas time is here. We do that a lot. Charlie Brown had a really good song. But what's your best Christmas show you like to watch? Christmas show? Yeah.

Well, Home Alone's kind of the family one for us. Hey, there's a little. a car in town that they remade the little Nero's pizza car and ran it into their front pole of their house and it looks just like it. It's in Monroe. That's a A plus Christmas decoration.

I don't think they rant hard but it looked like it. It's just parked up there. Home alone, elf. My son hates a Christmas story. What about the Grank? My kids don't like the Grinch for some reason. They say he's a Grinch. I like the new one. Or the

newest one. There's like 4252 of them at this point. Yeah, the fully animated one that's like three years old, whatever it was. Oh, yeah, that one wasn't bad. Yeah, I enjoyed that one. Animated? Yeah. You didn't like that?

What's that gym character? Yeah, I mean, that's fine. See, Carter won't watch that one. He's probably scared to death. He says, no, that dude, he ain't cool. Yeah, he's not a nice guy. And he's got a point. He's a Grinch.

Yeah, he ain't about that life. Well, he's not nice in the other either. Yeah, but he's a cartoon. Yeah. I guess. I don't know. What's your favorite one? Is it cartoon or anime?

That's what me and Joe Hanna have a big argument over. I said, is it? Is it real people in it? She said, no. I said, no. I said, no, cartoon. She said, no, it's anime. I said, no, cartoon.

I don't know much about that world. I can't. Me either. I once went to a convention. Me and Godwin signed autographs at a Comic-com one time. We did. Not as close as I could tell you. The Walking Dead cast was there.

Yeah. Took our picture with them, too. Oh, yeah. y'all just turned into fans man i had never no i've never watched it they actually wanted the picture with us boom the the old man the white headed old man oh herschel yeah sure yeah he's the one

that asked for the picture and we all got behind them that's awesome i went and bought a flash shirt while i was there i thought that's got the flash that's just i've never been called quick okay i was about saying i'm sorry seeing me with a flash shirt that's kind of what i was about to get at you don't seem like a flash kind of fella no that was the point You ain't noticed how fast he is? I went there and back, I don't know.

Just didn't see it. What's your favorite? Gobwin, Christmas movie. Christmas show. When I was younger, it was Rudolph. Yeah. And now, I guess it'd be, I don't know, I like the Grants. We watched the Grants the other day.

I liked it. We watched Christmas vacation when the kids. We watched a year without a Santa Claus the other day. What is that? Playmation. Oh, yeah, I watched that. That's what Rudolph was. Jingling, John's a day.

and the Miser brothers. Mm-hmm. Had the bomb up the small man. Yeah. He had a bad taste. I like the one with James Stewart. James Stewart. The life, I think.

A wonderful life? With the bell? Well, the one that he was shown what life would have been without him. And there had been a lot of cool stuff that happened because of him. is that it's a wonderful life James Stewart I think so I think that's what it is

the wonderful I don't want to hear of life could you imagine this world without Tsai it would be boring that's what I was getting at we wouldn't be sitting here right now nobody'd be listening to us three

they'll be building what he called that's right be well yeah this thing might have died out without some you'd be at the You'd be back at all graphic packaging. Ugh.

Martin be teaching biology somewhere. No. That'd be rough. You'd have students. No, I wouldn't. Welcome, state it. I'd catch a charge. I couldn't do that.

He couldn't do it, boys, he said. He'd be out there opening up. Yeah, I'd have to give it up. Yeah, I'd probably be the one packing the orders why a guy one was building. I don't know. He knows what we'd all do. Thank goodness it's a one.

Wonderful Life with Cy Robertson. They should remake that. It's a Wonderful Life, too, starring Cy Robertson. I guarantee. That'd be good. I'd watch it. I've got a lot of great movie and show ideas, and they all include with Cy Robertson at the end of it. That's a pretty easy fix to a bad idea. If you got a decent movie, let's just throw Sye in there and see it. Let's see if it sticks. He's going to give you his full effort, even though he ain't today. That's it. But he's just a little tired today. I'm a little on the weather today. I am too.

He's under it instead of over it. Yep. Mine's just in my eyeballs. Eyeball? You take him contacts out at night. That won't happen. Up until the eyeballs, boys. I had to go to the eye doctor this morning, which I don't like.

What did he say? He said, you've done something bad to your eyes. Here's some eyedrops. You should have seen me this morning. I had... I looked rough. Where his hands cold? He didn't touch me.

He'd like just put me in a machine, then shine lights at me. I don't like you. that. Have they ever done the thing to you at the eye, doctor, where they, like, touch your eye with the machine? Oh. Yeah. Yeah, I cut mine. I don't know. It's been a while ago. I made 10 years ago, but I cut it on a briar. So, briar caught me on corner my eye and it. Oh! Yeah. That's smarted. It hurt as bad as you think of it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's smarted. But I was like, you know, I'll be all right. And about two days later, it got infected. Uh-huh. And then that's, yeah, I had to go in there. They put some kind of stuff that, look,

like highlighter fluid in my eye. Oh! And then, yeah, they touched it with things. And I was like, all right, bro. Like this. And then I got a patch. I had a patch for two days. I was worried I was going to get a patch this morning.

Ar! You thought you're a pirate. I looked like a pirate. Like a pirate. He gave me some drops that they were like $19. I was like, I prompt whatever. If you want to make up a different number that's higher, I will pay it right now. Yeah.

Yeah. We're not there. We're not too what I would pay. It's funny that y'all get on that because I've got cataract coming up. Do you win? Oh, yeah. Cateric surgery?

Cataract. Do you? Yeah, I'm going to. I've got a schedule, okay, not to have the surgery, but a schedule with a doctor Thursday. How do you know you got cataract? Because I want to check my glasses the other day. And, yep, no glasses. You got to have, you know, the cataracts removed and put a new.

lens in. Well, can you tell you got cataract? Oh, yeah. What's it like? Yeah, my vision, how are your vision's gone. It's gone. Is your vision going to go? No.

Then you probably don't have it. Well, that's what I mean. How am I going to know? Because when they told me I had this diabetes mess. Well, hey, I didn't know I had it. If you go check your eyes, they'll tell you if you got cataract. Can you read the thing? Well, that's the thing.

That's why, no, it's bad. What thing? The chart. I'm going to make one. The board. So are you telling me you no longer have 20-20 corrected? Oh, no. Oh, he's got 20-21's what he used to have.

I used to have, okay, but no, not anymore. Galvin, can you read the bottom line from across the room? No. N-O-P. L-M-N-O-P. L-M-N-O-P. Yeah, there you go. Yeah.

Well, I got these things in my eyes, help me see it. You got contacts? You bet you. Oh. He says, you bet you, boys. I don't have a cut. But I was, I doctor, my wife kept telling me this weekend, no, just go to the, I was, I know offense to walking clinics.

They serve, but my eyeballs, I'm going to a man who specializes in an eyeball. An eyeball. I only got two of these suckers. Yeah. Yeah, I had to go. I can wait till Monday. I had to go get them because, for some reason, they started making them holes and them jigs when I was trying to tie them on.

They started making that eye. and them jigs smaller. Oh, yeah. And I said, I got to do something about this. I either got to call the lured company. And get them to change the mold. Hey, that'd be pretty good idea. The goblin line of jig.

Yeah, the big-eyed jig. Yeah, the big-eyed jig. I'd sell them. Oh, they already got that. They got big eyeballs on them. You had to call it something else. No glasses needed. Yeah.

Old man jigs. Glocoma. that could be a color godwin's goblin's glaucoma jing hey i need to get in to say about that somebody just stole it listening so you got about two days that's right you better do it hurry

well yeah speaking in a hurry let's hurry up and take another break we'll be back right after this huh what we're doing with that stack of skis i don't know we're looking they're not for doing nothing weird they're just for looking at i don't want to throw this if that thing breaks and shatters all them shards all them shards are going to go on you.

I look 40 times better than I did this morning. Well. How many can you break in one? How many can you break? Here, throw it to me. I'll see if I can catch it without breaking it. No. I can do it.

I'm not worried about you. I'm worried about me tossing. I'm fixing to break them. You think they're breaking, boys. Are you? How many can you break? With your head? You got a head butted if you're going to do it.

Do you like them old boys just travel around. I don't knock his contacts out. You think I can break it with the spitzisgett? Head buddy? spinner? I don't think you'd. I mean he would. But hold on before you start chucking stuff over here, let me move the good. Move those glasses. This is one, two, three, four, five, six, we got any more in here? I don't know. You might want to scoot them sunglasses. It ain't but seven. Ready? Well, seven. Now, uh, I'm facing to do it with my hand.

Do it? Do that hurt? Ladies and gentlemen, he didn't break. It's happened. Do y'all saw you broke this three? Well, but he disintegrated. Four. Oh, four. Okay. Oh, there's a hole through them. Oh, hey. Ladies and gentlemen, this was supposed to be a break.

And now Godwin is smashing. I got seven of them. Shooting clades. He said he got seven of them, boy. Somebody get that man a watermelon. We're going to need a broom. We're going to look like old Gallagher and whatever his name was. You used to break him watermelons all over everybody.

That was a good act. Oh, I love it. Why did you throw this mess all on me? I didn't. It just exploded that way, man. He had no control. Don't mess. Oh, that's going to.

hanging on this one? He's going to hang. No, he says we got any more. It's gone. There used to be a case of them in here. If y'all are wondering what happens on breaks, we tear stuff up and throw things across the road.

There you go. Right there. Uh-oh. And now we're looking for. Corn's dome. There's 90 targets. 90 targets. He's done busted 10. There you go. There you go.

All right. And now for something different. And now. Where do we go from here, gang? Back to the podcast. I don't know. Let's get him some more stuff to break. Talking about, well, he's talking about them geeks.

So you're the bait, man. What a, what a, where can I get some of them? I think you confuse me for my father. I'm just kidding. What are we looking for? He just works. Tell me this, where's the fish biting? You know where they're biting, don't you?

On Darbone, not in the channel. You want to go about the side of it and go about 10 foot deep. Just tell everybody. Just tell everybody where they're at I'm just kidding I made that They're on them stanking logs out there I made that

On them log And them moths back There ain't no logs in the hall By that second Telephone pole By the highway You gotta have Gawin's GPS I wouldn't have nobody that

If you hadn't I just opened your mind You just let me Godwin you got to share your secrets man You're the crappy master Well they're on the bottom You just look for them rocks on the bottom and throw at them.

They turn in the fish. They turn in the fish. Now we're just throwing. But you got to throw a Popeye jig at them, something little. Popeye? Like the cartoon? Spinach? No.

What about Bruto? No little old Papa hair jig. Oh. What about Bruno? We don't talk about. He's Popeye's buddy. Oh, different cartoon. He's Popeye's buddy.

I was a little right of the gong, my bet. He was a little... Trying to hit our gong. Oh, there it is. We've descended into chaos Martin get this thing back on track I don't want to I need to go back out there and catch some more

Go catch some more Yeah Hey Martin I will tell you this Because I'm gonna be gone next week My computer's all messed up Where you going? I'm gonna go to Arkansas You go into the Green Gate

I'm going to the Green Gate for a little while You rat What's the Green Gate? Good duck on? Oh man Blood pressure medicine It'll make you blood pressure go way down

you take a side will you no he got weeded out why not I went hunting with side of that day it's fun

we kill nine well I gotta go 17 duck and one one decoy one decore

that's what I'm talking it wasn't to be the same if you didn't shoot a decoy and I shot the decoy I hope he shot his head smooth

off no I did shoot him in the head though didn't come off about three pallet. Yeah.

Three pallets. That's enough. Man, that's sad. Ducks season closed again. I know. Hey, but I got good news. Open it back up, what? The 17th.

And it's soccer related. And what? Ted Lissot's back? Nope. Are you ready? So I am. You remember our man that emailed in that had the skin thing? Oh, yeah.

And you specifically said, send us a picture of that trophy. Boom! They won it! My man Sam sent us a picture of his state championship trophy. Wow. There you go. That's awesome. Look at you, Sammy. That's it.

And that was like a couple episodes ago. If you haven't heard it, go listen to it. Sam emailed him and ask for some pretty tough question. But he's out there just kicking butt and taking names. Slamming Sammy. I thought they kicked the ball. Well, they also kicked the ball, but he also kills deer and catches fish. He's just doing his thing.

He does do that. He does his thing. But anyway, I saw that just now and thought I'd throw it out there since we need the whole cleanup crew. from y'all breaking stuff. Hey, y'all. I mean, I did break one. What kind of pen is it? It's heavy.

A fan sent that in. That's mine. Are you going to break out? No, I'm just going to look at it. Look, it's got a lever like a lever action gun. Yeah, Steve made those pins. Yeah. Thanks, Steve.

It's a bolt action. Both action. Here's mine. That's pretty cool. It's got fish on it. And I don't know where this notepad came from, but I like it. That's mine. That's mine.

That goes with his painting. Oh, you can have it, but that's what I, that's what I had the other day that McMillan took my pen and used all the ink on my notepad, and then they both end up over there. I don't know how it happened. But they both started right here. Where's your can knife?

You done did something with that. All right. I don't know how about a can knife. Everything in here that's mine, y'all end up taking, except my fidget spinner, it's still hanging on. I got extra. There you go. It ain't got no ink in it.

McMillan used it all the other day. How do you use all the ink and ink pen? He sat over here doodling for however long we do this. You know what they should do with ink pens? They should tell you how many words you can write with it. That way you know how long? Just like tires. You got a 60,000 mile tires, you ought to have a 10,000 word pen.

Thank you. That's kind of genius. This is just 7,000 words. It don't cost as much. See? And that would make me feel better if a pen costs more, but I knew I was going to get more words out of. But if you want a 30,000 word pen, you've got a 10% extra.

Yeah, that's like a $20 pen. Kind of like four-ply toilet paper. Like that four-ply. Mm-hmm. Third and half you last longer. Better than that single-ply stuff. Willie buys us here. Mm.

I don't miss that. Yeah. Our coffee filters are thicker than that stuff, well. It's unbelievable, man. That is true. Tight-watted rascal. I brought my own. You brought your own toilet paper?

Not toilet paper. They got that bidet in there, don't they? Oh, my goodness. You can install it. Here we go. I'm not sharing that. Somebody sent two in. I ain't shared.

It's beside the air fryer, I guess. Oh, manly man, God one can't air fry or nothing. And it got to be just gristled and just wipe with a leaf. I ain't even going to tell you, I like a dude wipes in my truck. I would too. Except now. Oh, I had a look. Uh-oh.

I got. I want, we want to. Yeah, if dude wipes jogs your memory, we're in trouble. I like it. Go ahead. I'm glad I had some in my duct bag, my boy, my bucket, my Yeti bucket. I got to the duck blind and got the decors out. We're putting decards out.

I pull a boat up to the duck blind. Coffee hit. And I'm putting, I'm putting, now coffee don't do nothing. And I was putting stuff in the blind. And all of a sudden, I mean, I didn't even have no urge, no cramps, no nothing. And all of a sudden, it's like, hey, you better find a bank, buddy. Because we're fixing the empty right here. Right now.

Right now. Too much rabbit food. I ain't never had that happen before. That's that salad. I mean, just all of a sudden, like. Did you find a bank? You ain't never ate fiber before either. I'll take the boat.

I took it to the bank, jumped out, and boy, it didn't take long. That's done. got back to the blind got in there and then they said well it's time to go get the boat i said i'll go get it i don't want y'all stepping in nothing you didn't use it on your wallet did you no we had one those that day when we was hunting oh oh boy had to go to the bank there's a little his wallet fell out of his pocket right on top of the one right on top of the wallet right on top of the wallet There you go. He said, I was wondering why I didn't hear nothing hit the ground.

He said, I turned and looked. He said, my wallet was just covered in it. And I said, what did you do with that wallet? He said, everything in it is in my pocket. I said, so the wallet's still there? He said, yeah. I said, okay, I'll know that spot. That's like that old boy had that prize bull.

He got sick, and he was trying to give him my animal. He stuck that water hose in there to give him my enema. and he was trying to blow on it and he couldn't make nothing happen and his buddy said give me that and he pulled the water hose out and suck it in the other way

he said what are you doing he said I ain't going to put my mouth on the same end you are that's a cowboy joke right there boys and that's a wrap let's take our last break we'll be back right after then let's get in a mail-bubour

J.D. You want to? Yeah. I don't want to get in there. Yeah, I do. I don't want to see what the fans have been up to. All right. Y'all want to go, this one's kind of tough.

What is it? Let's do it. My man, Justin, needs some advice. I sure do. You could have called me. Concerning what? I texted you and you did an answer. All right, so Justin says he loves the podcast.

Thank you, Justin. Enjoy's listening. Send a picture of him and his son. three months old, but here's his deal. He's having some trouble with his dad. So Justin just had a kid, having trouble with his dad, not really wanting to hang out and be around a lot. Andy works for him.

Mike can help you there. So he's just, he wants his dad around more, basically. You know, his parents aren't together. They've been separated since he was eight, which is always tough. But he's always, you know, He works with his dad, so he's in his life, but they don't really hang out that much. And he wants them in his kid's life as well.

Do we have any advice for that? You still got inking that, pain. I don't know. I don't know what their work relationship is. That's a tough one, because, you know, me and my dad got to look at each other at four o'clock sometimes and be like, bye. I'm glad you're headed home now, and he's probably like, thank goodness I'm headed home. He's thinking you go first because I don't want to drive by and see you. No, he's, no, I'm way, he goes first.

He's been there way earlier than me. I would just say it sounds like you need to talk to your dad. Well, and cook something. Yeah. And invite him over. Because I think a lot of times people expect people to, like, he might not have a clue what you're saying. Might not. Yeah.

Yeah. And you might just think like, oh, I mean, he, I mean, he, I mean, Just take it for granted that he's going to come over. And you see him all the time at work. And so he's like, hey, we've got a great relationship. We're all good. And he's just doing his own thing. There you go.

And so sometimes I think we assume people are going to do stuff that they're not even thinking about. But they would gladly do it if you asked. I would recommend fish or ribbyes. What do you think, Sam? Same thing you just said. Talk to the man. Talk to the man. And invite him over.

for our dinner. Yeah. The food is the great equalizer. Come spend some time with your grandson. Yeah. I think that's just the simplest answer. Oftentimes the simple answer is the answer. Yeah.

It's like most things in life, unmet expectations. Yeah. His son's expecting one thing, his dad's not giving it to him, but dad probably don't even realize that. Nope. Just what is known.

Is manageable. There you go. That's going to just be the answer all the time. It's a pretty solid advice. A pretty solid advice. That fits most any issue. Mm-hmm. So.

Because a lot of, we just, we just think people should think like us and they don't. Yeah. That's probably that. It's not my fault they think wrong. Imagine if you expected me to think like people, like, I'm, or Si. No telling what's going on in that head right now. Not a whole lot today. What's that?

All right, I got a good one for Sae. This is a good one for Si, I think. All right. Steve from Morgantown, West Virginia. Go mountaineers. I guess. He said, what is your opinion on panhandlers?

I know we're supposed to be generous, even more so around Christmas, but I always feel like they're trying to take advantage of people or they're wanting money to do something illegal. And, you know, there's people, there's signs in our town. He said they got them in their town. Hey, don't encourage panhandling.

But it's a tough one because Jesus said give the poor, right? So what is our opinion? You know, people. Yeah, but they need to have a, they need to have like a 1099 or something. Yeah, it's different, different. 1099. Well, that's different. I look, I see them guys, there's this one guy here that's famous for sitting at the same place.

He'd been there for four years. Bro. It's time to either change locations, but the rest of us is on to you. You're doing all right if you've been here every day for four years. Why you keep coming back? You could have had a job in four years. year. Like, but like at gas stations and stuff, I run in people all the time. Hey man, you got 20 bucks. Not, but I'll go in there and buy you whatever you want. And if they say, sure,

then we go in there. I get whatever they want. If they say, no, I need $20. I'm like, sorry, bro, you're out. I offered you. You're not accepting the help that I'm giving you. Yeah, if you're hungry, I'll feed you. So get lost. That's my deal. And then they look at you judging you because you say something like that. And I'm like, I just tried to help you. Just because I didn't give you the help you wanting. That ain't my fault. I was like the guy in New York got a sign.

Give me money for drugs. He was being honest. Okay, yeah, but then I was honest too. I said, hey, dude, if you're hungry, I'll take you over at that restaurant. I buy you something. And buy you a steak. Yeah. And pay for it.

Eat you till you full. Mm-hmm. I said, but if you think I'm going to give you some cash money, so you can go get high off of drugs and maybe OD, I ain't going to do that. Yeah. Well, hey, let's walk away. He said, Duck Dinescy sucks.

And I said, hey. He's to his own, boys. I said, hey, you suck. Hey, all you want is money for drugs. Get off of your dead rear end and work. Oh, imagine America's favorite uncle yelling that at you. That is a tough one, though, because you are supposed to be.

generous. I mean, it's biblical. Yeah. That'll be the Bible verse of the day. Spoiler alert, but it is tough, and I think you've got to take it case by case. I've given people money before, and like, it was like, that's obvious. I rarely give cash. I've,

I've put a lot of gas in people's rings. Yeah, I have, too. I've got them. I've bought them Coca-Cola and a bag of chips. I've done a lot of, there's off chance. If I'm in a hurry and I just have a soft spot, I'll give them cash, but very rarely but I'll buy them goods like whatever you need you need a gas pull your car over here I'll fill it up pull in right behind mine when I get done when I get done pumping mine up that I'll

I'll give you $20 worth of fuel and then that's generally you find out their true intentions then yeah because generally they're like no well I mean if you'll just hi bro you're out get out here get out of my face you ain't getting no cash if you're not accepted you don't need it yeah get out my face I give you some gas money I don't care I've been there I need it I need it gas money before i've been there he kept wanting me to buy a ring too give him cash i said no i ain't buying ring i got you gas no weird deal where was that at it was right there by the house at country corner no the oh the 101 yeah the truck stop with a huddle house yeah he wanted you pulled up his family was in the car but uh now it was still it was little it was a little

little suspect there. And so you offered to get him food? Oh, I gave him, he said he was out of gas. I feel his car. Yeah. Oh, there you go. Yeah, I've done it a lot. He kept wanting cash or something.

Well, hey, you blessed him and sent him at least probably 300 miles in a direction. Yeah. Depend on how he drove. Could have stretched it to 400. Depends on what you were doing. There you go. Generosity. It's important.

It is important. So is accepting the all. offers that are being given to you. Just as important. Just as important. Yeah. Otherwise, I think there's another word starts with a gee. Greed that comes into play then.

Well, we don't want to quit meddling and get to preaching. Let's get out of here. Let's get out here on a field going. Proverbs 1917, whoever is generous to the poor lends to the Lord and he will repay him for his deed. So there's more one ways to give than just cash. Right. Give gas, give food, give things.

Thanks. Give them a job. Give them a job. I mean, I haven't been like, hey, if you want to work, come up to a documentary. Floors need to be swept. They don't ever show up. Never show up. Ain't one of them ever showed up.

Well, you said the four-letter word. Work. Scared them, yeah. Yeah, it starts with a W. Yeah, we can't have that. Can't have that, boy. Merry Christmas, everybody. It's the holiday season.

We'll see y'all next time.